"Wind for the Win!!" With Rob Benedict

Allison's name. I just decided to give up my own special spin and of course expect to hear a few stories from Dan himself. Check out new episodes of Hot Mike with Dan Savage every Tuesday, available on Audible, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your favorite podcasts. No entering noticed Stockholm, Marge, I'm so horning right now Tuesday morning. I'm in a comic bookstore. I'm dressed like a Patriot, and I'm horning, just kind of San Francis around. Just sleep in my

bed to Hill, don't can stay in the mouth. Yea wearing any pants, but I am wearing a full American sex you know. Oh my god. Welcome to William accept This Rose Podcast Finality Edition my name is Arta Marine. I am back in Los Angeles. Thank you so much to everyone. This is the only podcast out there that's currently about grief and the Bachelor. I'm a text take people from Grief Island and uh, here's what I just

want to say, guys. I'm nine days in and this is what I want to say about grief the Bachelor. It's a perfectly acceptable form of grief therapy. To host a Bachelor podcast is the only thing that I want to do this and watch British people baking pies is the Dogana proven the oven. I just I watched four seasons of The Great British Baking Show and um, thank you to everybody who's the nice emails. And here's my final thought on grief. Let's just get grief out of

the way. Two things. One, it's perfectly acceptable to text a condolence. I had a friend tell me that. I was like, that's bullshit. You got a handwrite a card, you can just text it, okay. Second, one second, thing you did you did it? I put it. I have my list of was texted and it was just in the Oh my god, I hope it's a Dick. Vick's so sorry for your lost and then um, and then here's the other thing from Grief Island. Here's what I've learned, And this is a true statement about grief and don't

gonna move on. And I promised my entire podcast from now on is not going to be about grief. But you know what, but here's here's what I learned. Guys, my dad was sick for a long time. Even if somebody sick for a long time and you've pre grieved them, there's no free pass. It's like Ellis Island. You still get knocked off your balance beam and that's okay. And I hope you like your sweatpants like I do. And I hope you have a subscription to Netflix and you

can watch British people baking. Fine, there you go, well said bake. It's a good metaphor for grieving. Yes, I was trying to get those sentence in aether and I and I hope that everybody when um, when they have a loss, gets to go to San Francisco like I do. You gotta keep yourself, you gottas. I'm gonna be okay, guys, I'm gonna be okay. We're just going to carry you off of Freef Island. Kenny, do it, do it? Oh my god, he is strong enough to make it happen.

Please okay, please snake is naked, please please do that for Kenny. I want you guys also to know. On Greef Island, I allow one visitor a day, and then you get rudely ejected with no warning, like there's no you're do you think you're killing it, and then you just feel a little tiny toe like a boot on your back, and then you just you've been put onto

a dinghy and you're kicked off the island. And I picture myself looking like that Samoan guy, my as the only resident, as the only permanent resident of Greef Island. I picture myself looklearly like that guy who's saying Oz, who's saying somewhere over the rainbow, and you you don't know what you're gonna you don't know what you did

to cross me. But it's like at one, just get quiet, and I'll go, oh, look what's over there, like if that sounds it, and then you'll just get a little tiny boot and then you here, get out, get the funk out, and then and then that's it. Okay, But you know what I think I should. I should be back in the game. I'm thinking at the end of this Sunday night, when I I've done our podcast and Goddamn Comedy Jam, I'll be back in the game of life. You don't have to give any Okay, you get two

weeks stops. Okay, okay, there's a campdown of grief. Grief count two weeks tops. Um. So that's it. So and and if you do want to see this insane shit show, you two can witness this this Sunday at Outside Lands Festival and San Francisco with me Aaron Paget Heighten Heer, but not Rob's not to my right. No, wait, I have to start with a cross from me. Across from me is my platonic life partner. She is the sexiest wonder woman. She's the woman that I almost broke her

nose in a wonder Woman had helmet headband. I'm going to make her perform at Goddamn Comedy Jam. She says she can't sing, but I don't care grief. I've read the only resident needs to be serenaded and um, I love her very much. Ladies and gentlemen, my sexiest co host Aaron. Fully are you Aaron. I'm gonna be your spiritual. I'm gonna break your hair, real type. I'm gonna bring you fruity drinks. Oh my god. And I just just I'm gonna have your back. You're gonna have your back. Yeah,

you're not gonna get a toe to the back. You're not. You're not going to get a boot like, oh, what's over there? Nope, I'm gonna I'm gonna be the camp. Can I just say you know who? Our full lineup is in San Francisco. It's amazing, Like, I can't. I can't have five men. I never thought I would be. You know, our knows me most better than most people. And I only get excited for the lesbian athletes. And I am getting real, real excited for these. I have

put together a lineup of five. Really, we lost all the ladies because apparently and they're all going to be at the stupid engagement party for fake cheeks. But to all the girls we lost Raven, we tried to get Dolphin. Everybody's going to Dallas to see fake cheeks and put a ring on it. Yet, who you're not yet? Not yet? I'm t I'm going to check. I've asked permission to see maybe by the end of the podcast, I've emailed to see if I can have permission to say who

it is to my right. We have. He's really doing a great job as his duties. And he's invited to the island today. Um, and I hope you like how I look at my bikini. Um, and I'm wearing a bikini right now. That's an American flag. He is, he is on Supernatural. Um. He is an incredible patriot and he is the seventeenion. Will you accept this Frost Bachelor of the Year Robert so much? I consider you too my only friends. I we I that's my honor. I

found it today that island. You do kiss? Oh yeah, don't. Yeah, you better kiss me on the mouth. Not today, but you're gonna kiss me on the mouth. And I walked in. She said, don't kiss me on the mouth. I'm kind of sick. Yeah, And I said, it's good to know that I can kiss you on them. You can. You you better kiss me on the No. Although if I come to San Francisco so we're gonna sleep, Toty, that's still face to face creepier than you should just come.

Will you please just come? Will you come? I will? Well? I just did, we didn't. I have never been more around. I am so horny right now. I listen, guys, let's talk about the subject at hand. Batcherette, what a hide, Katy. Let's just say if you were killing you were killing me last night with your mom's text. Oh my god, my god, what did your mom say? I texted her during um Oh yeah, yeah, yeah I saw that. I It's always like, why aren't you and Anthony engaged? Yeah? Yeah?

And I was like, is this how I should get Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. Feel yeah. She's like, yeah that would work. Side note, I did not go to Kimmel and I, and I'm glad for it because I wouldn't have wanted to waste my time to see fake cheeks in person. Okay, because they're real quick. I yeah. I just after the overall, after the episode, I just feel like, oh my god, I feel like I got let on. It was so yeah you did, Rob, I'm so sorry that got kidnapped.

Is that the worst finale ever? Yeah? I mean so weaving as you phrased it that after the final rose. It was woven through the episode like a ship weed. It was a ship weed, and I think it was their way of saying, like, we don't know how to deal with Peter. Just dis exactly, but like it made it so much worse. Like sweet a minute, that was a breakup that was like is that it or is

this a fake out? And then they did ye and the fact we still knew by ten or ten I was so, oh my god, it was so it was the worst finale that that was the most anti It was set up to be the best finale because you I was so excited to be like, well, that's right, we still have we should don't know who the final two are. Yeah, there's three full contenders. Any of those three could have won. Yeah, And it was for such an awesome season, like I love we all loved her.

She's got to be one of the best in history. And the worst. It was the worst finale I thought for We're sure, and it made me like her less, and it made me like her less, made like Peter less. I like Peter. I went up and down on Peter. I was like, guy's so real, He's keeping it real. And then and then finally I felt about him, like you guys kind were saying about her last night. I was like, get of yourself. Just see how I went to happen. But I like him now more than that.

Actually stuck to his guns. He wasn't you know what she wasn't mean I don't think he was into it, then I don't either, because if he was really really into it, he really thought this girl was it, then he would have done what cheeks did you know in the end she has with cheeks what Peter said he would have done. Right. But but but just but you know that Peter wanted but she's saying, we'll see he didn't want a wheel. See he wanted a If we're engaged,

there's no wheel. See we're getting married. Kind of get over yourself? Is it that? I just I was so like, I just you know, sometimes I go into and I hold women, I hold women in a higher realm, and I just thought, this looks this is a strong, funny, awesome, kick ass lady. And all season long, I'm like, she's just a kick ass role model, Like she just is a strong female. And then I'll set in que to the end. I just put a ring up of here.

I want to get married my guy. I want to and you're just like you like and just it's just I and you can see this wilful like her eye and we'll get to it, but her eyes. When she said she wanted Peter, Peter was so obvious that it took that. He said he was in the hotel for two days with the lashes, and she was waiting for two days for him to be like, all right, Neil Lane, let's do this. I changed my mind and like so so I think she was. And remember when Brian said, oh,

there's a weather. She was waiting for him to like step up to the bat. She wanted him. And now there's a willful like I'm living my best life, like trying to convince yeah, I'm like okay, no, no, she's gonna willfully rewrite. Like and when I think back to some of her interviews at the beginning, like I saw her on like I don't know, Extra or something, and she's like, should I spill the tea? I'm in love, I am engaged, trying to herself. That's what That's what

it looks like. It feels like I'm gonna show Peter and that boyfriend of five years and net that somebody wants to put a big fat pair of shape ring on it. And I have to say, I'm always I'm always siding with the woman, of course, and you know, maybe she's in love with Brian. Knocked yourself out, but you shouldn't be able to bring that's your baggage. That's Peter's baggage. Peters did nothing wrong. You just try to date her for freaking three long weekends. You can't compare

three long weekends to five years. Yeah, what was She's like? Her whole personality and everything we loved was not congrue it with the ending, and I felt like we got bambooz old. I took my TV plugged, unplugged it and threw it off the bat you should have and I said, I'm not gonna ta that's crap. And then I immediately got it and plugged it back. Yet still actually good. Okay, here we go. Rachel at the sound stage. I haven't

seen it yet. I haven't seen it yet, like her, saying that it was the least poised she's ever been, her saying, you know, can I leave? Ha ha? We found a one. Pablo is married and nobody cares no photo. I think I blocked that out audience didn't like there was like a happy hazards Okay, yeah, it was like he wanted everyone to know that that he did finally find someone and they did it, but they wouldn't say to who where, or there's no photo because no one

gives a shit about him. We all hated it. Probably he was seriously how he presented himself on the season before, We're like, oh my god, he's like adorable, and then he came on and was the biggest dick in the Universitatie, did you see that season one season? Yeah, it turns out he really wasn't real life too. He's kind of a dick. I can't believe that bachelor had even agreed

to make that announcement. Now he sucked. Yeah, it could have been like Charlie Smith fourteen Main Street and nobody knows. I'm just got engage. Um okay, So here we are, so there with Peter. We're in Rio Hospain. What if I'm not ready to say will you marry me? I'm trying not to cry. I want a proposal. I had a five year relationship and that never left the boyfriend girlfriend's stage. And then it made me realize how deep my emotions are for you. I want to thank you

for sharing those emotions. Just know that means a lot to me. That's advanced me a lot. And then like that that is not the sound of a guy that's feeling passionate. You've advanced me. Seeing you cry made me like you like And then they actually did finally give out a skeleton key, Like then they did the key.

They got sent to an airbnb, whereas that sucking hostile that they got, whereas whereas ding Dong Cheeks got like a full like you know, a regular hotel they got for three and I know because Ben Higgins they were even though they weren't sandals, they didn't have like plunging pools in the room. In the room, this felt like, you know, we got three nights at the Ramata for

we're going to leave the light on. The when that Peter got sent to was like it felt like a college door in room where somebody tried like they went to urban outfitters and they got like a tapestry to cover like a couple of like like target throw pillows and some candles. Yeah, yeah, for sure that was like a p A like a p A run for sure. So then they have them shirtless, poking their head out

the window like that. It was like the funniest thing I couldn't I reminded watching three times were I was like, this is the great They were like, Hi, come a knock on our door. I'm a knock on my bone. Then put bone and bone and so she she boned three,

all three of them for sure. Data it's a lady, Yeah, is that something we just just that's just okay, you just you do that, and you're I grew up in the era of AIDS, so I grew up so convinced that I was immediate gonna get like and I've been married since I was nine, so I did not you did? You did get married off very young a kind of a religion where they marry you up a Canadian? Canadian? Are you Canadian at all? Um? But like, but like I personally would be too afraid of disease. It is

to bone three people in three days. But but like if I if I had and like just no fear around disease, I would go for three for three. But I'm not that person. I'm a complete Like let's go get tested and you know the other word, isn't there now like it used to be, I would be too chicken to do it, but I would want to. I think I think going in if I I think she knew going and she's probably gonna cut Eric right, that's

what if we could probably maybe make that. So if I was her, I don't think I would find it necessary to shag Eric. I think she did the um she might have and that bad. Yeah, we saw that bad. Well, I mean that could be p a ruffle, ruffle the sheets. But I do think if you were let's say, like in all every other Bachelor at or even this one where she's like sort of in love with two of them, I think he definitely got to shag him to see.

Like we've all we've all been there where you're like, oh my god, I'm digging this person and then you go into the bone zone and there ain't no I got car girl, But I remember she was like, physical touch is very important. I feel like she like she I think she got at it. Katie, you wanted to say something about the bone zone. Katy say she read online that she didn't have sex with all of them from Mama Levine, She's going and did she watch all season?

Does she always every season. Who did she like? She thought Brian was gonna win, but she didn't really like him. I guess she liked Peter the last She was kind of like she was honestly, nobody was my brother Aleric, who you all got to know last week. Aleric thought Eric was going to win. In a bold move, I said, Brian, did any of us we I picked Alex toin, I picked Jack Stone and Stone and Eric is number two. Okay, I don't. I don't think except for I mean, no one,

no one did anybody even like her want Brian ever? Know? Nobody wanted Brian. No. Um. So then it turns out he lived, So then she's the only one except for the one person that came. So Peter left her in the street and her pajamas on her slippers. He left her in the street in her like fuck me clothes standing there and her like little satin shorty shorts and slippers. So then Brian and the horses and you can like her full vibe was like thinking about Peter Peter better

the whole time. That's what I thought, Oh my god, it could be Peter, because she wanted Peter. This is the first time she looked so overbright, and that day went horribly and I was like, okay, yeah, excited me to she They rode horses. He says, I missed you. He said, which horse do you want? She said the brown one, of course, because it matches me. Um. They talked about the family and then she had a giant sip of wine and he said, I felt like I

handled myself pretty good. Bad grammar for bulb and the other thing. I really I really felt whatever I disliked about him was even worse last night. Like he just doesn't seem to be cool, Like you can't even write a horse nothing like it's not like he walks is like a like a like a like so like an awkward like there's like three things in his body that he's struggling with to figure out how he can walk. It's not swave, mom, He's a mama's playing that's the

best way, but he's playing sky. Even his Spanish is so just like he's a wood. He is a mama's boy. Like you can't be fully cool and be a legit mama's boy, like you just can't. You can love your mom, you can be good to your mom, but to be a legit, mama's you can't date your mom like he's dating like the love of my life is my mom. He said that phrase. Every time he tries to be cool, he has to look down at his own cheeks and see his mom's. But then he gets distracted. Some good

tweets about that last night. So then she says, Peter messed in my mind. I'm struggling. I don't know, I don't know, I don't know. Yeah, she wasn't. She wanted, she wanted Peter like when we will get there. But when he said, Mike, can you say right now that I'm the person for you? And she said, you know, I can't say that because she wanted to be like yes, and then if she'd said it, I like that. Brian seems to not even he just wants to be famous, and he's just he doesn't give a funk that she

clearly wasn't like. It doesn't seem to rattle him at all, Like he doesn't seem have taken it in. He's not bothered by it. She is. So it was so clearly like to say, just to do it. You. I want you you you you you you, And he was like and she and he wouldn't do it, okay, So then he says, today was a little rough, little awkward. She wasn't all there, and she says it's hard to compartmentalize, meaning I want to be with Peter. Um. I'm was close to breaking up with Peter. I was ready to

send him home. I feel confident that this extra time, something about today felt a little off, a little different, a little different energy from you, a vibe. I didn't feel like you were there. I mean, he wasn't an idiot. No. I thought that was the only time he had any self awareness. Because they're just always like kissing, They've like, I don't even know what they could possibly talk about. All they talk about is are you really? Are you really? So?

But the thing about Rachel, I think, and this is why were we all have the same opinion is from day one, it's just she wears her heart on her sleeve. It's so obvious her face changes in her hearteay, you know everything she's feeling on her face. Yes, And it was just so obvious that she was the whole time thinking about Peter. Peter, just like, how how do I get And then she's like and then I'm not gonna make you do, and you're like you all you want

is to make him propose. Yeah, you've been forcing his proposal for like three shows. And there's nothing sexy about being pressured like and and I mean, I'm a pretty stubborn person. If somebody was trying to capture an independent gal and if you put pressure on me, good, good way for me to run the other way, Like no fucking if somebody's like, you're gonna marry me, you're gonna marry me, Like it's like, bro, I like you, but like,

check yourself. I know, I just felt the whole thing was so I guess I'm just sitting here and I know it's like a comedy podcast, but I'm so aggravated. I'm aggravated and you're on the island on the I am. I agree. You know what, You're welcome, take your clothes off, gave four hundred pounds and put on this leg, and I just I feel bamboozled, personally, beamboozled by Rachel. I guess that's the end of the day. I wanted to believe in the wonder woman of Rachel. Yeah, I just

proved to me, you know, modern day humans. I know I was agree with all of them, except maybe Poor because he's too dumb to know. But even that's what I felt about Peter. I was like, kid over your fucking self, it's the Bachelor. You can do this. You really like her, if you really like I know, I just fucking be the guy and then you can get No one had a sense of humor anymore either, that's episode. No one has a sense of humor. They all just

like running the There's so many joke opportunities. Why was no one's making joke. Make a joke, make a joke. Maybe cheese, stay cheese, stay cheese. Say okay. So then the only time I liked Brian and this entire season was this, if you choose to forgive, to forgo your individual rooms tonight, Yeah, absolutely, yes, thank you, Chris Harrison. Let's go. That's what you want. You want somebody that's going to be like bones on, thank you, Yes, please,

here we go. Like I actually liked his reaction. I agree, you know, listen, you know, I'll give it to Brian. I don't really believe in him as a human, but I do believe that he is either convinced himself or this is the best he's got and I and you do want someone at the end of the day that's like he's I'm all in. He's a good bachelor contestant, he's a great keeping nearly he's keeping the other guys like he wasn't mean anybody. He was a nice guy

to everybody, but nobody really bonded with him. And it wasn't just because he was the front runner. Like there's nothing to hold and candies, cotton candy. You would probably try to have a serious conversation and then you know the bathroom and he's going on downstairs. You think fully shaved. Oh yeah, people shave the I haven't been in that area like women. Just like women do they fully shack.

And I noticed, but Peter has huge man hand and and Brian had very small, small, thin, delicate lady fingers. I bet you Peter has a hog and ding Dong has a delicate lady finger with like implant like little I was thinking his dick had like his ball's had nail polish, looks like his mother's face. And that there's

no tan line. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, because he sprays it all over and it's like he's fully had that whole area spraid taints that the truth, so that tainted so that he said this as every as ever we didn't know what he was talking about. I'm ready to break those walls that Rachel's built up down. I'm ready to take that last brick down. Oh god, it's like I get it. No, we understand man penetration Alley. I mean, I mean, there's nothing I just wish I point.

He was like after the break, He's like, I'm going to crawl into that china and I'm going to take it now. It's like I killed Katie. What do you have to say about we're missing Katie. I'm gonna Katie talk to us. What are you thinking now? You're so depressed, you look so forlorn. I don't know, it's like your life forces left you. I liked Peter, but I think

you know he's going to get a girl obviously. And I honestly I didn't think he should have proposed, Like I don't think he should have done what he was comfortable with. I mean, I wouldn't want a guy to propose to me in that way where I felt like I was forcing him to do it. I think no. I mean even when he said he goes, oh, I'll do it. She goes no, no, no, like she couldn't win. Yeah, there was no there was. She should have just been

comfortable because I mean they wanted the same thing essentially. Yeah, I just feel like they were both being stubborn. Think he actually would have proposed down the line, Yeah, I do. Probably he seemed like he really you know, they felt like two people who were drawn to each other like magnet,

and he just he seemed very realistic. The most real thing she said was in the sort of after the final rows, which was ultimately within the episode, but she said, you weren't ready for this, you weren't ready for the show. She did that as a funk you to make him not be the bachelor. I think people think she did that as a fuck you, I'm going to ruin your bachelor. She should have ended with defense rests. I don't think it would chance, but I don't think he would do it.

Do you think he would do it? We're we're getting ahead of ourselves. Okay, hold please hobably dude. Okay. So then so then they have a much nicer room and they say I love you, I'm in love with you, and I'm not and um, and I want to be with you forever and then um, and then how important are these overnight dates? Huge? For me? Um? Stick is huge. She and I went in with a list. Thank you Mila and Ashton? Yeah, oh really the list? Are you really asking about health insurance? Is like, let's get at

it and see what's up. Um. I love that. It was so the list was so utterly It was like, I need to know the size of your dining room table, Penis. I like to You're so security number. I like to know. Like it literally was so stupid. And then she says what tastes better the strawberry or me? Like, the whole thing was so great. That's when you say strawberry, I mean calma are Yeah, yeah, the strawberry is very ripe. Oh I'm sorry, did I say wrong? She's so. Then

there's their back on track. The chemistry is hotter than ever. Um, she's convincing herself. So then she goes we go to the final road, not the final roads, in the craziest outfit, the arms dress, the booties, the bolero sleeves, the bathing suit. It was bit Janna's and I kind of loved it. I'm gonna wear that at outside? Like what was? What was that? Was the top? Like the top to me? Because she looks good and everything. I mean, she's God, but she as a as a as a real fashion

backward what is what was? No? It was okay, so she was I was really checking. First of all the color choices were. She had little black booties much like the booties that I wear on Greef Island, except for I'm a five hundred pounds someone wearing them to click clinking around with my beads. So she has her awful

black booties. This me on Arne dress. It was a it was like a Madonna Truth or Dare Tour like corset under like dating suit underneath, like like Beyonce was like she wears sort of one piece of when she performed. It's like it's like it's like a satin corseted one piece underneath and then on top was so no. I thought it was a ballero jacket because they were in Spain, but then I realized the sleeves were like gramed it on.

They were like they had like been like I watched a lot of Project Runway too, if that was happening now in Green Island and I'll be all over. That was not on their filming. Right now, I'm working with a Lissa Milano in her life and I might get to go see the set. She's a judge there. She sudged the judge on All Stars. Um so I think they're like rameded on, like weird, like spiky metal like. It wasn't flattering. It didn't work because it remind me

of h Well. I got immediately excited for football season because it looked like a shoulder, like like shoulder she needed to arm herself before she broke Eric's heart. That was one of those things where I only knew that I felt a little nauseous and like something was wrong. There was so much going on with that I didn't even process now that you say, and I'm like, oh, yeah, that because she was pissed because she was going to I fuck Peter and be like, I am not here

for a boyfriend. I came for a ring you know, see Eric, you know like it was that was that was the evil Queen letting me make myself clear and like she wore her game show you pieces at the end of game, would you enter the free will is a ring motherfucker. Yeah, that was the angry So Eric goes home and he did. He was so cute and how little sneakers in his suit and his brief beard looked good on that after the roast and what he said to her thanking her from you took me from

a boy to a man. I'm a man now. I've loved in my heart and I'm selling T shirts and I'm selling T shirts like K T L A. I'd say this morning, you saw it, right, what was it? Tell me? I didn't he alive? I saw what you guys sent no paget sentence. What was it? He little season? See, I don't need to know that because I just kind of I'm just gonna keep precious Eric in my heart. In my mind he'd be a good bachelor. But he was so wonderful and so well and you know what,

maybe it is magic season. Yeah, you know, it almost feels like it's like he made her like a real boy, like Pinocchio, Like it was like you found love and now like he was the most gracious bachelor contestant, like he's okay now and he's ready to go find Look, and she didn't like the thought of him with another girl. We'll get ready when Peter accepts being the bachelor and she has to watch, Imagine how angry she'll be. Side No. Three fault. She did it to herself. She made her

own bed. Great, your own bed. I do love you, I'm not in love with you, That's what she said. I definitely want you to know. I want I want you to stay open in life. You know, it's like whatever, Okay, So he was classy. Truth be told. I will always love you. That's just the truth. And then she's crying like, I'm not making a mistake. Yeah, I don't know not. Eric wasn't the one. They always say that. They always say, am I making a mistake? And I'm like, no, no,

you're not. You're you're about to yeah yeah yeah, but now it's not here. And then he said in the car, probably did Ellen Gale, who's the producer. I'm just gonna miss her bro, the whole entirety of her BRO. I like that too. He's on a BRO. Yes, I like it. If he says BRO has gotta be a lot. I loved everything. I think I loved everything about Eric, his journey,

where he came from his family. He just was so wonderful and the ending was so poor and I'm going to just rely on Eric for little did we know at this point watching the show that that was as good as it was going to get. Like from here it was so she so at the Rose ceremony she drove home that she wanted a proposal. So then there's Peter. Peter's going, what is holding me back? What is holding me back? Four dates? How about that? You've been on four fucking dates and you're supposed to know for the

rest of your life. Even is it even four? So we had the dog date, we had the we had the dog thing, they had the secret side fucking the hot tub on the group date. Then they had that date where on the dog sled. So it's really like two and a half. Yeah, that's about it. Yeah, because he was talking about before you met my family, that was three days two days and a half dates. Yeah,

that's my family like that. It is quick. So then as she as she's left with the two I noticed she glanced at Peter as she said this, here's to making hard decisions in the hopes of getting what we really want. And she glared at Peter when she so obvious. I mean in any of that, or he was just like, is just like so excited to be on the cover of People magazine. Can you imagine being like Brian and watching that show with all? Like I literally was like, how is she going to get out of that one?

She has the most illusional like she has. They actually the only human on earth that might be able to shake it off because he willfully wants to know. I I agree, and also any other normal person I did. I did think, uh, um that I think that's why she was so uncomfortable in the very beginning of the show.

She knew this was coming and these scenes were coming, and she was gonna have it was gonna be probably super obvious to all and to Brian if he had any self awareness that she was in love with Peter and then she was gonna have to see Peter. She was your right, I mean, she was so uncomfortable. She was like so she was like, oh can I get out of here? Like you said, she kept staying the same phrase like so anyway, so anyway, Like it was like she she's normally so smooth, and it was like

she was rattled. She was rattled. So then um, sad note, did you guys, watch in real time? Did you watch The Bachelor in Paradise? Pizza ads with Amanda with a pizza guy in the pizza behind her. She's fucking back. She's bad. I can't believe she's back. And was she making out with Robbie. She's back and making out with the Falcon and I mean she goes from Josh to the Falcon And by the way, no break, guys, it comes next week. I can't I can't wait. But also

it's like I can't judge. I'm not judging her, but like when you look in the camera and you're like, it's my kids, It's all about my kids, it's my world and my kids, and then you just never know what your kids because you're filming my reality show. I was taking care of the kids. It's not it's little girls. They they they they excuse me. Sorry, I just I just I'm so frustrated that I was just drinking the last of my eyes. Oh my god. So we see Peter writing in his journal and um uh okay, so

let me see jumping. She tried, so then she has a date with Peter. She tried to jump in the field but didn't make it. But they but when they were holding each other, when they first greeted and they were kissing and holding each other, I was like, they're in love, Like this is it. They're in the field, they're up on top of this mountain and they are holding each other and um and oh no, no, no, no, I'm wrong. Boo boo boop. We're back with Brian. But

we're at the hot air balloon and she's in first. Yeah, the hotter balloon. Um, he says, I'm nervous. She there's no weakness allowed for her. She said, I need you to be confident for me. It's like, okay, the priest come in. That's with Peter. Later they have the gross kiss in the hotter balloon. They he's a weenie. He's a weenie. He's like, he's like he's really uh sensitive about being up really far up. You know what swave you're pretending to be away. Yeah, you got a man up.

I think he was nervous to being around open flame with those I really did. I was like, oh, he thinks like a wax face. It was gonna melt. It was it was. It was a waxing. Yeah, I'm nervous about the height you're nervous the high altitude. Oh my god, his teeth just start like. He says, I will spend the rest of my life loving you. I just love you and that's all I have to say. Um. Then he hands her Spanish dictionary with a cheat sheet. Guys, talk to me, you say, almost Paradise, Oh falcon, you

want to meet my baby's almost paradise kids. Yeah, the romance of a Spanish to English dictionary. Wow, must ambience, they say, I don't really speak Spanish. Say I'm going to crawl on your vagina until Peter Bull you want walls? Because did you say the final brick is coming down? Como final brick? Who's got Peter's name on exactly? Um? Okay, so then you see, if I find Peter in your vagina, then I promised that model from miscountin better get at So then Peter, she's a Peter. And she says, we

all know I don't like the unknown. I mean that's her whole thing is. She wants guarantees and he wants It's like, there are no guarantees match. Isn't that like the most popular phrase, there's no guarantees. There's no guarantees match. Okay, so then they did they do? They go to the top of the mountain and they have a really good hug. Let's talk about the hug when she and Peter first, like they really hold one another, very real. They loved She loved Peter and Peter was loving on her. Oh yeah.

So then they go meet the monk and they say, this is our lady about him. He was a talent. He was Italian. I think Italian. American. Yeah, I think that, guys. Yeah, I think you a Spanish moss. If I can't be the turban guy for Halloween, I'm gonna be that. Are you a great Are you a great? Dad? I think really now that you're a you know what? Thank you? I can't. It was like, is this guy of Italian

I pasted? I was like this and then you know, when you love a woman, you and then and he was like, you know, people break up for some little things like basically, don't sweat the small stuff. Is what the monk said. I thought he was gonna be like, quick question, they've been in this church for so long. Get a black person and the white person actually get married. I don't be world wide web black? Is that legal

world it's a quick follow up. But is this a legal Peter and I let me just put it this way. If I'm like hot for each if I'm all Peter Peter Pumpkin here he said, I'm experiencing feelings of love. I would be like, bitch, I'm a bachelor. I don't blame her feelings of love. Yeah, he got really weird. This is the same guy there was like tickling her a couple of weeks ago. I think they fucked in the hot he did get in his head and went on his bone to his brain, from his mound, from

his bone of the brain. You gotta keep it in the bone, ladies, drag it out, keep keep it in the bone went and left the bone, and it went to the Britain. I'm experiencing feelings of love. He was grabbing at her, ticklet her when he was a waking in that cap. Yeah, there's a righting the waking games. I think you're right. I think you're I think that Katy and I heard it, Hi, Katie, do you think

that the bone to the brain. I think the bones of the brain ruin the whole thing and turned it into feelings of love rather than No, I think it messed with him. And then I think you said, like she didn't give him the rose after the bone, and they also, yeah, that fucked with him, that totally, like that might not have had an opportunity to have sex again. So then they just getting he gets in his head, yeah, and she didn't give him the rose. And also it's

you've got cameras pointed at you. You're you know what I mean, Like it's so intense. He's just like a regular dude. Yeah, And then he says, although, did you see those underwear shots I sent you? Come? What's DC bone like Mago package? He is a very good looking man, does not have delicate lady fingers, saying okay. So then she's saying, is she the one? I don't know that yet. Well, that's not exactly how you got it four hours. That's not bro bro bro bro bro bro. You run from

too easy. Guess what, girl, Every guy runs from two easy. If you're too easy, that's not cool, not cool girl. Maybe she should have dialed back and just been playing cool with him like he was doing with her, because he was and made her want him even more. Oh my god, he went up. He surpassed Brian because he wasn't interested. So then he said, and then he was saying, football games, baseball games. I have no fear for marriage. I don't think he does. I don't either. I don't

think he does have a fear for marriage. I think he has a fear of of or like just taking the wrong person. I know he's actually very logical. He's so logical every That's why I kept saying everything that's coming out of his mouth. I think any woman in America would want to hear. Yes, but you don't go on the batch with you always bring to by by taking you to non reality. I mean that's you know what I mean. It's like, it's like, yes, if you want a normal life, just don't go on that shop.

You're you're, Yeah, you gotta play the game. Yeah, you gotta scream, you out see, and you gotta put the ring on. Yeah. Even her, I feel like she drank the kool aid by the end. I think that's what happened. She went from like this person who's super smart, is all these things, and she and and she knew what she wanted. At the end, she was like, you know, funking, I just want to get married. I got married and happens happening. Wait, I got the okay to say he's

gonna be an outside. Yeah, you guys hanging onto your stocks, you've been well if you want a one day past degree violand I guess who's also going to be there? And by the way, I'm fun. I'm actually a fun. I'm a fun when I'm looking like a samoan. You guys, when are you not fun? You're fun? Pretty fun. I'm pretty fun. Just I've just blew up the draw bridges

and no one's love on the island. I got get ready, get ready, get ready, Okay, I'm gonna go from Okay, my boyfriend, Well, yeah, who is the bartender on Paradise? We have number two coming to us. We have super hot Honky Benzy. Remember how you will remember him from Kalin season. He was the one that got stuck in the locker room they'd find their way out. He's gonna be in Paradise this summer. He came to my stand up show. He's hot as fun, Ladies, Real Tan number three,

Aaron's boyfriend, My recy's monkey climber. We're gonna make him lap dance on take your pants all like so this crazy ze pursuits and his fucking weird Number four Kenny, carry me off a great violence straight to the goddamn comedy Jam and number five. Ladies, if you're like I don't know if I should kick start this overpriced fucking ticket, get your pandies in a lot, because guess is gonna be there, motherfucking d Yeah, wells, Kenny, Dean, Alex and Benzo, Yes, Katie, Annah,

Aaron Heightener, Paget and myself. Get your asses to San Francisco. I don't care if you have to sell the family to You're sleeping Tody, heell with somebody. You better come Robs. His dad is going to be right outside the tent, right outside the tip with Mongby actually very funny hungry. I'm floating outside the tent. I'm right above the ton you guys, anybody hung out for Moby outside floating Dean, You're making terrible If you get to come see us,

you could also see the who Metallica? I mean, come on, strick scroll down. They're all still alive, you guys. I had no idea me neither. Okay, here we go, We're back in the game. That wasn't nice. It was a nice joke because I get I'm just still so aggravated. Are you going to come off? Are you gonna come? Are you gonna come? I'm gonna make it happen. Are you so you can say in my room? Okay, I'll get you a little cut, you can get the cop, but I'm not sleeping on a mouth. Kiss me. You're

gonna have touth. Kiss me. You're gonna have to push past well and kiss me. Hey, is it really true? He's the he's the bartender. Yeah, so what happened? What's his name? Horry? I think he got well, it's not looking for love. No, I think I think And we have we have on stage. We're gonna have our own bartender, just like Paradise. Oh my god, I'm gonna get a hammer time. Yeah, I have a thumble of one. How long do you have? How long? Hour and a half. It's gonna be so kidding me on stage kind of

thousands of people noon to one thirty on Sunday. Come on, it's the call times of outside. It's in the tent, the Barbary Tent, which is the comedy test. Oh my god, come on, it's going to be thousands of people you should come. That's amazing. What do you fucking come? What are you nut up? Kiss Aaron on the mouth right and put your put your tint being a real Brian about this. Okay, okay, so then where are we? We're back scared. I'm scared of time, like that cigarette on

my face. Then she says, it's like it's like I'm trying to force something happen. You just don't want me in that way kind of I don't know this this conversation though it was, but it was it felt very real. The two people who were I loved him, and she said, he said, I choose to have one opportunity, and that is my choice? Is that right? One? One opportunity? I actually thought this is the most rivenng real bachelortte conversation and every season and between any two people. And that's

why I think it was so disappointed. And then he said, you know for a fact, right here, right now, that I am the man that you want to spend the rest of your life with. And she said, I can't answer that question, meaning yeah, but I can't say that in front of the camera. Then she finally said, I love you too. She finally said, I love you. And then and then she said, so where do we go from here? Do you want to give tomorrow a chance? And then he says, go have a mediocre life with

someone else. That was that was the most true thing you could have said, because that's exactly what's going to happen. Um. And he shouldn't have apologized for that statement, by the way. I know he had to, but it's the truth, okay. And then and then she he says, go of a mediocre life with someone And then he says is someone says I can't do tomorrow. Oh, oh, I can't do tomorrow if you tell me you just want to be my boyfriend. And he says, I can do nothing but

wish you the very best. And then somebody says, I think we're both going to regret this down the line, and then he says, I already am. And then he says, if you change your mind, you know where you could find me. And then he rips the sweater off and blew his nose in it as she cries when she leaves, and then she whispers, sweater off. And I didn't realize I was in denial this way. I'm like, well, it's not over as we all thought. We were all in denial,

and then they're like, well, let's bring him out. I was like, what did bring him out? I hated that, and that's when it became the It was the most riveting finale and then it immediately at that moment became the worst finale. Bring him out. We didn't know what happened yet. Maybe they were trying to save face for her because like, maybe what you really think of it?

So they were there for the next two days. She's crying in her hotel room, going, when the fuck isn't he sending me a fucking rose or a note or calling, like waiting for him. They're probably postponing Brian and Neel Lane with their two faces and their sarcophagus. You mean you didn't You mean they didn't have enough footage from eight to ten. I think they didn't have enough footage. I really footage, just her fetal weeping in the hotel, waiting waiting for Peter, like going, I was two days.

I was in that, he was I was two days. They didn't pick up the lash, looking at your fake eyelashes, the lashes, I cried off lash. That's pretty hard. I've worn a lot of fake eyelashes, guys. So you think the timetable it was windy whatever, because Brian was like, there was a delay from weather, but she was I think she was waiting. I think she was waiting for Peter. And then Peter was like, no, he didn't change his mind.

Maybe the weather cleared a little some thing, and then they just went ahead with it because what are we gonna do? We gonna call it? Then her first shot that sort of makes sense because her the first shot of her on the on the cliff, Uh, she just looked miserable, miserable, So maybe she was waiting and they didn't have enough footage, so they had to do this

after the rose We've in, which was terrible. Yeah, yeah, Like I can't say he was crying going And then I think maybe the producer has been like, well, what do we do? Do we call it? Do you want to marry Brian? Like because he's not coming, like you've said you don't like you said you don't want him to propose if he's getting forced and you said you don't want a boyfriend. And I think she was waiting. She even said to his face, you didn't do a

grand gesture. Like you reached out, but it wasn't enough. Like, so he do you think he reached out in that I tried once and it was like, said, and you didn't. You chose not to You said no. He said, I tried to see you and you said no. And if she said you, you didn't do it. Basically you didn't do a big gesture. And then and then and then she said the worst, I really hope you find it. And she said I'm living my best left. Oh. When she said that, I literally was like, I don't think

I can watch the rest of this. It was so it was just I literally was like she's literally trying to convince herself. She was so fat. That whole moment was so fake. Yeah, she I think she she looked at it like a lawyer. She was looking at this whole thing like a lawyer. And she wanted to win the case, which would be to get Peter right. But Peter couldn't do it in the way that she wanted, so she just struck a deal, and her deal was to get Briant. Like she just honestly, it's like that's

what she was looking at. She was being really stubborn. Both of them were being you didn't do it in the way that I wanted you to do it, Like it's a crazy ego like smashing of the ego. Yeah, yeah, yeah, just even and even I know, jumping a little bit of heave. And when even when the scene where he were, Brian finds out it's him, and she's like, you know, does that sort of fake? You know they do that fake I'm gonna say it's not you, but then it

is you. That hers was very real. She was like, you know, I've always liked you, and I kind of liked we had but yeah, I think I want to continue liking you. Like it, she's like, she's like, she's like, there was one choice. It was just what I always go for when I'm drawn to, and that's the chase. And then there's you who's been studying into me. Like that was okay, So death at the very before Peter he said he felt attacked and she said why why

do you feel attacked? Why do you feel attacked? And why do you and then she attacked him and then basically was like, I guess it should just wasn't for you, like meaning she that bitch was trying to make him You're not gonna be the fucking badgel. Also, she I hope he's the bachelor. He felt love, I hope I know he felt what he felt. How can I tell you what you're feeling. Yeah, So he goes on and he was he was very raw, he was very upset. He says how he's feeling, and then she's like, no,

you're not feeling like that. She literally like just dismissed everything he was feeling because she was trying to like save face and like, I'm not, I'm not. The whole thing was so it was so ridiculous. It's like the whole Rachel we've seen the entire season just crumbled in front of ours. She was such a bit Yeah, she I think the attacking part too. I think he was responded to when she said I'm living my best life and she did that stuff like that's when he kind

of felt attacked, like he was. She was being a bit being awful and she was like showing off and kind of like it was just so her her ego was hurt and she's made up her mind and like the sheer fact that we couldn't get one female for Sanford because she's having her engagement party like she is the night. You know she's gonna be brad Zella. So she's doing in Dallas? Does that mean they're going to move to Dallas? Well it was so gross. Okay, so here we go. We'll get one second. So then the wind,

the wind, so then the pros and the eyelashes. The gods were so angry. I was for the wind. Was the best favorite episode, The wind, The wind, for the wind. I wanted the wind to pick up and grow him down the clips of Spain like a par of glider aerodynamics, literally like pick him up. I can't believe you didn't see the cheeks at the beginning. I did now and now it's all I can see. Even Mother Nature was like, match,

this couple is terrible. She was like, and I wanted him to float away, float down the clips and the wind. So wait a minute, so now that we really think and we did, this is like five minutes ago. She was they had to do this because she was crying in Spain for two days and they were like, what do you want to do? And she was like, I'm not going to be the only fucking bachelor in history that didn't get a proposal like her ego was like, I better have a ring on it. Let's do what

we gotta do. Kennedy, what do you think That's what we're all for dealing with here today too, is the fact that president Trump president, the basketbad is over Trump Stiller president. And it's that moment after every finale, no matter how great or bad it is, you go, that was just I wasted a lot of hours in my life. Probably look at this whole notebook is about this, This whole we're doing. We're doing the emotional walk of shame right now, we are doing Oh my god, that's to

get way to the emotional ashamed of ourselves. But I do think that at the end of the day, she did like she really did, like Brian the whole time she did, she wasnt in the bang um. But then there is you know, it's you know, she she her, she needs to be in control. He'll do whatever she wants. Yeah, you know what I mean. So all that stuff sort of aligns with you know, I'm in control. This is what we're doing. He's a total puppy and she wants to bang him. So I can see her saying yes

to him, but not me. He's a perfectly affable guy. He wasn't a dick, like he was a cheesy ass, but like like he was. There was no moment where he was rude or meeting the other guys. If I saw if he came in the door, I wouldn't be like you're the world like he just it was easy

even that moment. And this is when you're like, just when I start to think, okay, maybe they're well suited for each other, he comes out and like Chris is just trying to you know, you know, to stay awake, and then he's like one second, Chris, I've got this, and he proposes it. It's all this is the He's too good. I mean, it was better than Vanessa and Neck. Like I did appreciate that he they want to look happy, but like we all know him as Jerome. It's like, no,

nobody knows him as Jerome. Side No, I don't get the Jerome cause I guess they were I guess on her website she was calling or like as like his secret code, and he was like nobody knew that or care. He has these off. Somebody tweeted to me these awful things he's selling that are like iPhone cases and mugs that are doctor abbs. It's like she'd be like doctor cheek. Nobody knows you for your abs, bro, I don't even I don't even remember seeing either. So then will you

remarry me? Was so cheesy? But why um? Why did he did he? Honestly I was so upset at this point, I don't remember what did he? Yeah? Again, did he give her a ring? He did, but it was because she hasn't been able to wear it, because they were going to try to make it like is she engaged? Just like, Okay, she's a fucking engaged serious And then they go where are you gonna live? And so then they're like, so where do you go from here? They're like,

I don't know. We're just saying, no wedding plan, Katie, Katie, No wedding plans Katie. There's an exhale. Yeah, this piss me off more than anything. They're just like, yeah, we're just gonna take it slow and get to know each other and just be like a normal couple and live our normal lives. Oh the thing Peter was fucking saying that he wanted Katie. Yes, yes, they screamed at the team. I thought she I thought she was going to go further and be like, We're gonna catch some football games

and baseball games and then maybe the farms. And I've just been like, like, I think she was like doing it to fucking piss off Peter's Yes, okay, guys. So for them, they said where are we going to live? They said, Dallas, Miami or l A. I'm like a TV. You're a fucking lawyer and you're a doctor in l A. She wants He's like, yet, you shoulder blades a litt bit higher than the other ones. Let me send someone in dr ab, give me a break. Um No, But

do you think that this couple will remain together? I think she's almost so fucking crazy that she knows they need to get married to stay on in the public eye, and she sees like Jade and Tanner and stuff. Side note, apparently Curly and Evan are having a baby. That couple. That's cute. I don't know that here or not, but Laurie texted me that, I mean, Bachelor in Paradise is a better track record because they get to hang out more.

They could just been a whole month together. Yeah. I also, I just think I think you're right art and I think they're gonna I think they're gonna really try, but I think they're gonna Reachel's trying for the wrong reason. He says, the tables turned, and now she's gonna like trying to make it work to save face. So then they asked about the mother, and she said, um Olga called me yesterday and said, I'm so happy to bring her along to the family. Oh god, oh god, oh

god from the jow Okay, oh, oh, welcome the family. Okay, you lose web bright, No, they will look better. Yeah, I mean, can you imagine the second phone call. We're not going to live in Miami. We're not going to live underneath your house. Oh my god. Oh see how that goes. He said, she's got sass, she's got charm, and she's an attorney. And that turns me on. I was so grossed out. That is such as nothing okay about that. That's charm, attorney. That your mom, That's what

I'm looking for. It's so gross. So every time she makes me breakfast and she goes case closed and I can barely eat my egg. My boner is for making me horny. And then we have to talk about the the epic bachelor's amazing. How fucking tacky is it that they're like, we'll show you the ripe footage like they like they like literally could not be more exciting of some like chubby producer guy going like and we saw our girl, our girlfriend Danielle talking about her boobs. What

happened there? She got cute little new boobs and was like being honest about it. All I love her, made me love her even more love her I saw I got like in real life, we met her, we saw her and her she got a cute. They're adorable. They're like a plus beat, like their normal little tiny um and she was like, I don't even know what to do with this. Yeah, she's so cute. She's so cute. Um. I had forgotten that she got so far. My wife had to remind me. I was like, wait, when did

she Where was she? She's like, yeah, she's right, Yeah she was was she was a owner. She was from next hometown. Um, Paradise looks amazing, Dean looks very Dean looks like a hit. Yeah, and it starts. It starts next Monday, after we've hung out with all of that. I don't want to know any spoilers like what if someone them are engaged? What if Dean or Benzi? I can't say anyway, no, like what if I don't want

to know? I don't want to know. It looks like jack Stone and Stone and Stone and Stone and Stone might have met Mrs Stone. And it feels like what's her name? Chokey Choke is choking everyone along, joking choking everyone, and Chokey was in the audience that she just looked tired. What was her name again, Jasmine Choke Choke choke Raven looks like she was popular. Somebody loved the idea of Falcon, loved the idea, but then he met mother of two.

Oh my god, every man she she was like that girl a few years ago that every guy that had the green eyes that on the what was her name? That every guy couldn't resist her evil Samantha, every guy fail for Samantha. And the twins are back, of course, the twins are back. And Daniel our friend, Daniel Canadian, and it looks like he might have found and he well, he's at least doing a porn video. That's right, you

need a video. I love him so much. Well, before we go on, um, before we get towards to it of the week, I just want to say everyone said such nice emails last week, and we are ending the season with two more. Will you accept this Rose shelter pas Our first one is she adopted a pit ball named Petunia. Oh my god. Vicky Denman, Hello, Art and Aaron, Anna, Katie, Robert Paget, Esteem guests and everyone else is at the

world except this Rose family. Me. Petunia, my husband Dave and I adopted her last week from a shelter and Riverside. She's four years old, was on death row and scheduled to be out of the kill list. She's legit, so mellow, so sweet. She just wants to cuddle and give kisses. Seriously, Adopt, Don't Shop podcast is a highlight to my mundane work week. I always look forward to it. You were the best, so you know what? Can I just say? Also a pull from like Riverside area and that whole area, Like

they're the most put down dogs in that area. It's very high kill area. So she like she's literally saved a life. The best. Yeah, pippos are the best. So she has a she has a portrait coming her way is on online. I have a lot. I have a lot of love and not a lot of talent or art supplies, so I do the best that I can. Here's our second pet painting is going out. Um this is from Alicia McConnell. She says, I hope I'm not too late in sending this body. I adopted this little

cutie from Critter Cavalry Rescue, New England last weekend. His name is Bruce Wayne McConnell and he's the best kitten in the world. Love love, love the show. So she also has a portrait coming, So cute little portrait coming to I'm going to have I have the portraits with me. Oh my god, that's awesome Batman. So here's Petunia, and here's here I've done. That's what I do on Green Island. God, you do that. It's like you know, I have cards for you guys to sign for them. Oh my god,

I've already done them. I'm on at you guys. That's what happens when you just guys. You're gonna really love these paintings. They're they're coming. And then I have one Mario, and so we have new pets coming up that are their shelter pets. Of the week, Katie is going to say them if you adopt them, you will get a portrait and an extra special song. Or have you adopt any dog anything pet? So our pets this week this week are in Cleveland. Our first pet comes from PAUSE

and that's uh ship. They're in Cleveland and in the first one comes from PAUSE, which is Public Animal Welfare Society UH. She has a cat named Dolores. She says she has a spunky, torvy, super cute, has a strong personality, and she's extremely outgoing and affectionate, but wants to be the only pet. So if you want to find her, you can find her at Pause, Ohio dot org. And the dog is Mr Jones. He's a twelve year old Chow Chow lab. He's been at the shelter for three

months and he really he's a great, loving dog. He's good with kids. He just wants to cuddle with you and watch Netflix on the couch. And he has at the Cleveland Animal Protection League and you can find him at Cleveland APL dot org. And they also have a bunch of other great animals all be on our Facebook page. So thank you so much. And we have one more email engagement is marriage. April Bryce Emails Arden and Gang my boyfriend Rog and I met last year and bonded

over our love of the Bachelor franchise. I'll admit it. We used to listen to a different podcast, Boo, but when I sold them on this carnival, like Jewel of Wit and Peter pant c Larity, our lives were changed forever. This season, You're all on fire. We entertain our cat, who we adopted from our shelter in June by doing impressions of art and doing impressions of Kenny Catty cat. Saturday night, Raj asked me to marry him on the

rooftop of our apartment in Brooklyn. He proposed with a beautiful ring and a rose, which I was accepted one thousand percent to keep it one hundred. I did check on his definition of engagement, and like Peter, he believes that engagement is marriage. So happy, so congratulations and makes

the sour finale thath my god. I just love the idea of somebody doing an impression of me doing an impression of Kenny Catty cat Catty Catty Catty Cat officially have also thank you for liking us on iTunes and Facebook, we've officially hit our hundred star marks. And for the record, we have we have five stars and to one stars, So I think y'all are in the minority. Motherfucker's who gave us the stars one star star. Here's just two of the most recent reviews. I didn't like it. Here

we go, Mama Holly says, so funny. Come for the finger blasting, but stay for the bones, all um, and we have here's another one. Let's see. Ms Vicky says the best are an Aaron Variety guests are equalist, passionate about the Bachelor, blah blah blah, provide pure NonStop joy and laughter anxiously. You wait new episodes every week and my heart skipped to beat every time I see a new episode podcast. So thank you so much. And now we get down to our final for the Rachel season.

Our final tweet of the week. You guys were on fire last night. I texted Aaron eighteen finalists and she's nerded down to five and she's going to read them because she's better than I. A Here we go, Alex Jaffee. Yes, let's stick our head out of these separate windows like we just didn't funk for the last six hours. That one made me laugh very hard. Uh set that one.

One can't wait to see what mom's Uh can't wait to see what Brian's mom makes them from breakfast tomorrow morning in the Fantasy suit sweet hashtag huevos bone share so good, it's so good, I mean I was dying, aspiring Kelly at k Craig ten, congrats Brian. Your proposal was the only proposal I've ever passed forward through parentheses twice I did the same thing. Oh my god twice twice. So good at Megan Corbett? Uh, Meg Corbs. Do you think Rachel is forced to get Mama Brian injected into

her face to gain her approval? And, last, but not least at live at Olivia, Brian is a human equivalent of the eggplant emoji. I'm gonna limit it down to bone cherros and I'm gonna say I'm gonna say fast forward. Can we hear those again? And who they're from? Final two? Set back? Uh basebone One can't wait to see what Brian's mom makes them for breakfast tomorrow morning in the Fantasy Suite hashtag hole waos, bone cheros and aspiring Kelly at k craig ten. Congrats, Brian. Your proposal was the

only proposal I've ever fast forwarded through twice. That's so good, Rob, I'm gonna as much as I love set Fat, I'm gonna actually go with fast forward through twice because I did too, Katie, Bone Charros and for Bone Cherros Te, Okay, I'll pick one and then you get to be the decider. Okay, Bone Cherros are fast for through twice. I'm gonna go Bone Cherros. Karen, you know, fast forwarded twice just hit me because I did that, but Bone Charros made me

laugh out loud. So I'm gonna go. I'm gonna good so good that winning it's appropriate, you know what, We at least needed one person that we've been rooting for this season. To you guys. Thank you so much for just for sticking with us all season. We will be back next weekend with our new season of My Favorite part. I mean, basically, I feel like we've survived these two ship shows to get to the real Let's get to

the real me. So because of that, because it airs on Monday and Tuesday nights, the podcast will now post on Thursday because we're going to record them on Wednesdays because they're a too night affair, so they're gonna they are. They're Monday and Tuesday night, so we'll record on Wednesday, so they go. So check your thing in buck, it'll be next. They'll start going up on Thursday. Check your life at the door because we're not going to time for anything else. Oh my god. Any final thoughts to

you guys. I can't wait for this weekend. I can't wait for this week can't wait for thee in San Francisco. Who are you most excited to meet? Well, you know, I'm most excited to meet Alex. I got him for you. I got him for you. I'd be most excited to meet Kenny. I think Kenny looks like a sweetheart. I'm not gonna lie and say that. I'm going to tell you yesterday I texted with Alex and Kenny, and I

have spoken with Dean on the phone. I dreams dream I'm like most intrigued to meet Alex because I don't get it and I love it, Like what is he? I'm like, what is the deal? But the predator in me is so excited Jimmy Dean, I just can't I want to catch a new twink. It's like get out wells to catch it, to catch catch a twink, to catch a twink predator, I mean. And also that next episode of Grief is tink. He remember like growing up on a with the it was bugs, Bunny and the

Abominable snow Man. We getting like pet but like I love him and pet him is like, that's gonna be me with Dean squeezing my twink to my face exactly, with the ram and a Lenny like doing like he's just so key you. You're gonna Lenny the ship out of I can't wait to I'm like die back, it's rolling over, chase it. I'm a round green violet. Oh, I'm gonna get you. You can't hide. You can hide in a hidy hole. Funny, but I'm like it starts to leave in your ead and then the dad's floating

over being like, oh, I don't know, dude. On the exit, Mama needs a hug. I'm just one person. Let me hug your Let me hug your y Oh my god, and all is a large Samoan man coming your mind? Son? You mind? Your dick is my now? Who? Sneaky snake? Sneak snakes. Now's the drake, It's now the snake traus. Nicky dross a stead. Mama needs you, slippery. MoMA's in grieving. The train is off the rails. The train is off

the rail. Yeah, MoMA is in grief. You need to And poor Dean, poor Wills just feels a boot on his back and like he's the dingy going what did I don't do anything? Did I do it? There? Get out, get the funk out? Oh my god, Oh my god. I can't wait. And then Kenny will carry me off the island. I'll be back in society. Come on, grave file here I hear. And if I find lipstick in in caves, she's going to be fair. She's gonna be emparadised. That's what's gonna wait for me on the other side

of grief. Island is paradise. Paradise. I can't even handle it. I take a pineapple and my ration appall season because I don't know when I'm going to eat again. I'll kill Oh my god, Wow, Katie, who are you most excited to meet Kenny and Dean? Are you gonna try to catch a twink or catch a wrestler? Pretty white pimple will be harder to pinned down. But I got strong legs, train is strong. Are you gonna come, Rob? You can have my guest pass, all right? I mean

that's yeah. I mean I'd love to be I'd love to be the just come. I just want to Yeah, I just want to see you in action. It's going to be just chasing, just like a nospedo And they're like, ma'am, ma'am, will you cover? You need an upper top. You're not as siman man. We can't find just chick deans, ma'am, ma'am, ma'am, ma'am, ma'am, ma'am, ma'am. Well the festivals over, ma'am. It's Tuesday. We're gonna have to leave now, ma'am, ma'am, ma'am, ma'am. Alright, well guys,

great season you guys. Yeah, yeah, here we go. Great good game. Don't touch me, don't teach me high five? Okay, here we go. I'm going to Katie. I want to thank you formally again. I would mouth kiss you if I wasn't going to give you a cold as a thank you. Thank you, I say, I would mouth kiss you as a thank you for letting all of our dreams come true. Thank you for giving me the only thing that is important to my like and we're giving

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