"Making Corrine Great Again!" With Ralph Garman and Rob Benedict

no introduction. He moved up in the rankings. He was the head of the name V and he actually is our podcasts two seventeen Bachelor Rob Betterday, Thank you so much. I'm not worthy. Oh my god, Rob, how are you? I'm great, I'm good. I'm excited. And your show has been doing well, Yes, Kings of CON's doing well. The last episode premiere today. Yes, so yeah. We've doing a lot of press for that and super excited about it.

It's all out there now in COMICQ and Rob is on Supernatural okay, And a man that I've been stalking for a couple of weeks now. He hosts a podcast with Kevin Smith called Hollywood Babylon. He came here last year and offered such insight Ralph Garment, everybody, thank you so much for having me back. Oh my god, we love Do you guys know each other? We do? You met here first act? Yeah, the first time we ever

met was here. Oh my god. And then we ran into each other at a couple of cons on the Kevin and Bean show, at the radio show I do here in Los Angeles. Oh my god. We're like old World pet World. We're gonna have to get you on our text chain. We have a pretty aggressive Monday night text change. Our text change was hopping over the weekend,

you guys. To all of our listeners out there, I just want to say, honestly, Um, if I get like a brain aneurysm and I died tonight, like aside from not knowing who Nick picks like, I'll be disappointed about that, but I I feel complete that I went to Canada. I played four shows in Vancouver and I met two Bachelor contestants, Okay Haley Haley who got caught last night, and then Daniel, whose career last year was Canadian one of the stars a Bachelor in Paradise. They both came

to shows. We'll start with Haley. I mean she came with her dad. Her dad, Irwin, who works on Unreal. I mean, what about a full circle moment. He works on Unreal. He's a handsome son of a gun. He is the one that bought tickets. He bought the tickets to come Haley. So then I met her I and I freaked out. She is so beautiful, like I mean, and that was really like a real guttural. I mean

she is in person, like you're looking at her. She is so stunning that you can see that if you were an insecure girl to be in a house like if she's But she seemed extra beautiful on TV, right, I mean she was prettier than some of the other gals. Right. I think that as a batch, they're all pretty attractive, Yes, more so than other seasons. But she wears a broad an address from She could have been hotter. And he kept that. He kept the singer who was our top crade.

He kept Josephine nursing students and nursing the aspiring nurse. Can we this cut to the chase with Josephine for a second. That song I sent the picture last night. Oh, God of her, that's song. She here's that. She thought she was nailing. It was the best part of all of it. Like she's so happy because I got to spend the day with me, you know. She thought, like in her mind, she's like, well, if I don't get Nick,

I'm gonna get a recording contract. Like she didn't know that it wasn't the voice, Like she was to spin around and to fight with Nick over she knew she was nailing. How surprised she was that he called her name. No, she stunned. Yeah, she was like really, I'm crazy, Yeah,

do it? And then okay, so Daniel came. So I want I want to thank our listeners who basically last week I offered up tickets to Daniel and people started harassing him on Twitter and uh and also side note, a couple flew in from America to see the show because of the podcast. So shout out to you, I you got back from Canada or or you're you're happily

moved to Vancouver. Um but but so so people started harassing Daniel and then Daniel direct messaged me because we follow each other, and he was like, I'll come guys. Daniel the Canadian. I mean, this was the guy who was like the eagle likes the pigeon. He did not disappoint me. I just said he had such beautiful nuggets. I first of had the prettiest nuggets. Beautiful they were. You know how I love a man's nuggets. I go straighter the nuggets, like, sure, what his face is fine,

but let me get at those nuggets. His date was, His date was the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. I was Canada man. I was really wowed by Canada, the gene pool of Canada. What did you did? She have much conversation. She was at mcgilgrad. That's like the best school I know. And Daniel, it was really I just felt I brought him up on stage. He was a very good sport. I literally was shaking like a leaf, like as if George Clooney had arrived, like royalty, you know,

like it was. It was truly the fact that the podcast delivered me Daniel, like I walked into my TV and suddenly I'm like Jorge the bar tender in Paradise. It was the best thing that's ever happened to me. I have text chains going with both of them. It's like the greatest thing that's out. Well. I was, for one, was sad to see your goal last Oh my god, Nick was a fool. Huh yeah, that was a fool. You guys, Okay, how are you enjoying the season so far? Ralph? Overall?

We haven't gotten to talk to you yet, you know, are you stand? And I'm I'm over the moon. This has got everything as it really is. It's as good as it gets. It is, really Um, I'm afraid they may never be able to equal this season. You think so? This is I mean, Karin is amazing. Let's just start the nanny. Here's the thing. I do feel like the karn thing because Nick is very much as as many gentlemen are. I mean, he's very much led by the wang his bow. He's got boner fever. He abuses the privilege,

that's the thing. And I feel like it has like he can't help himself, and the like the bounce house and stuff like that that it feels a little bit like like watching at least there's not there doesn't seem to be much of a charade that he's really looking for a wife. Do you think I think he is looking for a wife, but until he gets one, I think he is going to indulge every possible cardinal impulse that he gets. But look, this is not a surprise because he did it on the Seasons to sleep with women,

although he didn't care. In Paradise, which was fascinating, and Paradise he felt he tried Amanda, Amanda front of him. He got shut down. Right here were the pigeon exactly? He needed to talk to Daniel. He needed to talk to Daniel who who also kept calling himself Papa Bear if you remember on Paradise. Okay, here we go. I'm starting off the top. Nick explaining at the Rod ceremony that he and Liz had to sex and that he

went to each woman one might one. It's like, so, how do you feel about me having had sex before, which I think the whole thing is of a facade. Yes, like these women are virgins, doesn't everyone in that room except for the one who except for the girl that was on the horse that Liz, Liz, No, who's the other one sex? Lets you know? And she kept saying and Jadian Tyner's Wedding's wedding Kristen. Kristen is the one who hasn't had sex. But yeah, that's the thing we

know about this guy that he sleeps with everybody. And like the other seasons, they know he slept with Andy. Yeah he admitted that on after the final rose, right and then you know you slept, he slept with the other one. And I like that. As he's checking in to see if they're okay, he's petting each woman like she's an animal. There was one shoulder he was petting.

He had sort of an odd There was an odd later on when we get to the beautiful Um, the beautiful Danielle, there was an odd pet that was happening there. So as that's going on, as he's petting each woman, we have Karin upstairs in her flash or trench coat dress. Um that she as she is getting ready. It was it was she said quote she found out that someone had had intercourse with Nick before me. For a woman

who was so like purposedly that was proposed. I just sounded like Jessica Simpson, Um, for a woman is supposed to be so sexual, like the way she talks about it, like my sex abilities or top notch. And Nick has had intercourse before me, like it's very clinical. She said she knows how to work the sex charm last night, which I thought it was an odd phrase that I've

never heard before. Either. She said, I'm confident to know that I have the it factor that guys really like, like a massive fake cans like so does every other girl. That the factor is she lays down and spreads her legs get a lot of guys respond to that. It turns out I like the big black box that they had around. Oh my god, her can huge nothing up here because mid spot time going on? How long is that? Well?

It was amazing. Also later on there was a shot of her attempting to cook bacon where she went from being like hot as fucked to like looking like an old Russian grandmother she like when she's not in her full contour makeup and like her her sex trench, which she was just done there in glasses like sleeving over the stove. It was like a complete There was a vast difference. Yeah, she's gonna it's gonna go south for her in about ten years. Yeah, big time, big time.

She said, Nick's not Nick is not going to know what hit him. We're going to explore each other sexually, and then she showed up with her can of whip cream that had the tape over the Ready Whip, which then was a an ad later on in the night, ready Whip had an had there's an ad for ready Whip? Was there a phone call ready, ready whip? You should get on this? Yeah, featured heavily on. It's not carrying

a whip, she's carrying your can. You know they had to like panic and go make an act, make an you couldn't believe they're good, fortunate and like watching her ship can like so drunk, go downstairs knowing that she's nailing it, and quite honestly, he did lick the whip cream off of her tip and like, and then she goes upstairs, burst into tears and takes herself to bed like a like and she was like in tears going this night didn't go as planned, And I want to

be like, what was the plan? She didn't rail me on the driveway in front of a mansion that was really what she was expected to drive by. They always wet driveway, And thought I was going to go, We're really going to just slam on top of her trench? Yeah, which is which like, I feel stupid that all he did was lick my boob. Yeah, she was. I couldn't believe how shut down she felt. I mean literally, he licked her boom Like what what? How much like he

didn't he didn't finger her. There's a show to do. Yeah, they's so disappe a very tenuous grasp on the concept that there are other women also competed for attention and they're looking through the window at her while she's in the trench coach. She really seems oblivious to the fact that there's a world outside of Karin. Oh my god.

And then she so then she when she winked at him, her cross syded giant wink, that is like that wink should be like the face of like a cheap brand of chart in a you know what I mean, Like that's like you can't afford the good stuff, but you need to get her done. Like it's the Karin like a box in a mine in a slow blink vineyards. We bring you the box available now Walmart. Everything. So then she chase herself upstairs and she passes out. I

know again, I didn't start until Caitlin season. I've never seen someone sleep through a rose ceremony. Have you has that ever happened? No? No, And I don't think it's sleeping. They keep saying, oh, she keeps going to sleep, she's passed out, she s she is lit from like mid day on you. She's drinking hard. It's like mission accomplished, and she's only eating cucumber slices of like some like poor p a that's pretending to be her nanny has

brought her Backel Rickel. So then the Backstreet Boys show up. Okay, you guys know we were saying before this started, the Backstreet but the girls go crazy, lose their mind. Katie, you had a point. The Backstreet Boy. Now, these girls are probably pretty young to be into the Backstreet. They're all mid twenties, right, Yeah, the Backstreet Boys were popular about twenty years ago, right, so they were like three and super into the Backstreet Boys. Well, yeah, I don't know.

I honestly I don't know from Backstreet Boys. You love the Backstreet Boys. Know. I was like, which one is the one? The breakout one? There really isn't one. There's nick I got asking my wife. I said, wasn't it wasn't a Wallberg. I was inc was there Wallburg and then sync. No, that's a no. Donny wasn't Donny. No,

that was a New Kids and New Kids. Okay, wait so um the one Backstreet boy who was in the corner during the choreography and just counting it off, he wasn't dancing with He was just like to like he's also, hey, time's burning here, like like Mr. Time. He was like the angry choreographer from show Girl body lined up to see you know, all the Backstreet boys are gonna be fucking like dolphins, like in the pool with the light up, the light up palm tree. Someone was like, Johnny, you're

in charge of the time. He's like time, got it? Got it? You mean when they were working on their planned dancing, Oh my god, she cannot roll unless he is basically licking her tips. She cannot roll. She goes for me like I'm so confident, like, oh my god, he's dancing with the bag. She boy was like fuck, yes, oh I just look, but I cannot dance, which goes to show me again. I think she's probably bad and bad like I feel like she's got no rhythm. Mmmm,

that's a good point. I don't think I mean again, I think it's her talent is saying yes, that's that's her. Yes, she's kind of porn star. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, because that if that's you know, your thing. I think that she's actually probably Florida personified the entire state in one human being, all Florida. A large part of that is just saying, yes, getting drunk and dying down with whatever guy seems interested in at she can also represent Daytona Beach aside from her why we got a lot I

should manage her. And then they're at the I Heart Radio concert, which was surprisingly packed actually, and they kept zooming in on these like group of middle aged women up in the balcony that clearly somebody his wife like works at like ABC, like. They kept zooming in on the set of like moms that were clearly going to town to the Backstreet Boy. I think that was the back Street Girls. I think, yeah, that makes sense. Um. And then so Danielle Wins, Danielle wins the dancing she's

she is so pretty, she is so pretty. And then but then once again, and this is the first one of the season, because I'm surprised that it's taken three episodes to get I always feel so uncomfortable when people have to slow dance alone in front of a group and people like this happens every season. They have to slowed like there's a whole band and then you have

to slow dance and then people are watching. It makes me panic watching that, and like Danielle could not be hotter, and even that felt awkward, Like even at felt not as sexy if they had a little privacy and not the full band singing to the She didn't seem to mind. She went in for the kiss she did where they were slow current had almost exploded when she went in for the kids. She was like, that's mindless, and the Backstreet voice said, you know, you guys want to stick

around and play, you know out Oh my god. They also did Nick a solid by picking Danielle. They were like, which one would I want? A slow dancer? And you know she was a good dancer. She I definitely we have her. I definitely think she's at least going to make it to the final three. She's at least going to fantasy stories. Yeah, oh yeah, I think her and Vanessa, who I'm sure we'll get to. Yes, Oh my god, we're getting there. So that one more thing about she

was saying during the rehearsals. She said, this isn't just me just crying because I'm not the center of attention, And they cut to slam, cut to her crying in the bathroom because she's not the center of it. That's the best edit of the season. You know, its funny because they're I mean, the editors on Bachelor in Paradise, Like truly, I do think should win Oscars. But I feel like these editors are are not just no I no, no, I. I've said this before where I don't think an Emmy

is enough. I don't think it Emmy is enough um respect, Like I think it should be the top of like the best editing that's ever I do think the Bachelor in Paradise editing is the best editing that's ever happened. But I want to give a shout out to the editors of the BAT. It's more subtle because they have to protect their bachelor. They have to keep him like looking good, and they can't play it for the forest that it is as broadly as they can you can

cut for comedy on Paradise. Here, we're supposed to still believe that they are trying to find love and everyone's a fool and no one's protected in Paradise, like everyone is like I'll go to Mexico and like get I'll do it in a hot top for starting with the theme song, you get like yeah, but this one, Oh my god. I I was watching by myself last time. My wife's out of town and I'm literally guy, I was dripping the couch and yelling at the TV. It

was wrong. I talked about you on stage. I want you to know that in Vancouver, I said, because I think I texted you when I saw that Daniel had actually come. I saw him, I freaked out and I ran into the green room and I was like totally nervous and there and then I was texting you and you were like no way, And I was like this man is like a father of two, like a television start like literally it's it was pretty late at night

on a Saturday night. That I love that you were a grown married man, father of two who's so excited that Daniel the Canadians. The text you gotta get on that change a lot of flaws in both of you. Oh my god. But you wouldn't be excited if Daniel came to meet you, I'd be like, oh, that's interesting, but I wouldn't be. No, you're a woman that works on the rag with William H. Macy. You were excited about Daniel with the with the maple leaf speedo. Yeah, yeah,

I yah. My mother is so hard find my mother over my mother. I mean, I grew up in New England, I have a nice education. My mother, my brother, you know, runs a nice company. My mother is cannot wrap her head around the fact that not only do I watch The Bachelor, that like the most important thing in my life is my unpaid Bachelor podcast. I had a pilot. I have a pilot audition today that I tried to get moved or canceled because I didn't want it to

distract from my podcast. Okay, okay, So then Karin said the phrase I made Karin Karin again. No, No, I made Karin grade again. No, she said, I made Karin Karin again. I beg to differ. Oh my god, Okay, might have to go to the tape. I played this clip this morning on my radio show and I said, she is paraphrasing the President elect. She said, I made Karn Wow. You know what I can't even understand her. I just want to say, she has like an ad annoyed thing. Listen to this. I had recorded a little

bit of Karin last night. I couldn't believe this was something that she did. It plays it twice. Um, here she goes. She was talking like it's like the way she talks. Here we go, hold on face. She's hard to understand. Maybe that was maybe that wasn't that exciting. Um so so she so women it okay, Vanessa audio okay, yes, okay, yes, karn okay. So then Karin passes out again and um on the date, and I love that they've edited in her snoring. Oh god, yeah, stot they went like, well,

they fully went like old man, old Man's dude. So then he's he's already made out. He's already made out with Danielle on stage. But then he goes and he pulls Danielle first, and he does him like awkward. He like takes her hand and sticks it behind his head, and then he tries to go in for like her ass, and then he brings her to dance solo in this weird like prop house thing that they're in, and then he like grabs her ass. He fully wants at that ass. He's like, I gotta get at that asp and he

slaps it too. He's a dirty dog. That's the beauty of That's the beauty of neck um, Katie, are you still liking Nick how so? I don't know. I just feel like he's very full of himself. You know, he won me back in Paradise, but he's losing me quickly exactly. Yeah, Like I just feel like he's I hate saying this, but he's not there for the right reasons. I agree you, Like, I was just texting last night that ass. He's fun, but like as boring as it would be if it

was Luke. I feel like Luke would actually be there trying to find a wife. Nick is kind of dull. It's kind of flatlining for me in terms of the personality. Yes, and he's and he's so distracted by his bon er fever for Karin that like we can't even have the charade except for like a Vanessa, which we'll get to, but uh, like it distracts from I feel like in the beginning of Caitlin season, you know, there was something

that she was actually starting to connect with. There was a bunch of guys she had some connections with, and that doesn't seem to be happening here. No, he just goes from make out session to make out session. Every time someone's on the couch with him. He treats them all the same for the most part. Yeah. Um. So then somebody says, was it Karine? Somebody says, I want to have a boob job, tiny one? And then she said, who could even have a baby? I need to get

Roquel ready for that. Rick Kell is my nanny I've had. I have tried to make cheese pasta. I can't make cheese pasta like her. I don't watch my own clothes, and you know what, it makes her happy. And I'm not going to stop a woman's happiness, that's right. I don't want to take away the joy of Raquel. I'm sure does it just for yeah, and whatever minimum wage her father has carved out of a multimillion dollar corporations

for it's win win. Everybody's happy. I like that. Jasmine actually fell over, like she was so angry about the fact that Karin has a nanny that her own woman using the word nanny's insane. Even I have a maid or I have a housekeeper or an assistant I would like for some I was like, oh, maybe it's just like an assistant. She's like, what does she do for you? Well, she makes my bed. I was like, okay, no, you know what it is. She probably raised her and has

not stopped, like you stop using that word. Of course, of course he did any self awareness at all as a parent, you let him go when they're in high school, like it's it's yeah, they're done, it's done to take care of themselves. It is you're being generous by the way, Yeah, you better let go by junior high and the wife, in their own ask could probably quite frankly yes, yeah. But the cheese pasta, that's a good point, you know

what I mean? She basically said, like she makes me mac and cheese, and ye, who knows how to make that? As she's still and she's still at the freeze like where she probably doesn't even like sauce on her pasta like a kid, you know, like kids only like butter and like like parmesan. She but do you think she realized do you think she has enough self awareness to realize that she's like playing the best villain ever, that she's smart enough to figure out what would make me

the best villain. Oh my god, my nanny. No, No, I don't think she is consciously trying to be the villain. I think she thinks she's pretty cool. I think she thinks she's she's the one. Yeah, she's the most attractive, and she's got the most going on, and she's the star of the show. I don't think she's aware of how evil she's seen me. She is the star of the show. She's but but yeah, um, do you think she traveled with that trench coat or that they've provided it for her? Or was she this is my move?

I cannot wait to bust it out. I don't know that's a good question. I mean, I don't think this is the first time she's put on the trench coach. I think that's the thing. The trench goat is part of the bag of tricks. She probably had one bag full of record closing another one, just like those fuzzy handcuffs and whip cream, six pack of whipped cream and the trench coat. She's got naughty nurse flavored nipple gloss or something. She's got a whole bag full of sexual

a couture mall that she brought me. Yeah, it's like a James Bond briefcase, secret compartment like Florida sext So. I bet she came equipped with the trench. Yeah. So then he takes a one on one. He takes Vanessa, who is my pick for the girl to go all the way. I love her so much. They're kissing weightlets, and then she vomits and then they have a vomit kiss. Oh my god, Okay, let's slow down. This is just unbelievable. I mean, personally, that's probably one of my fears, is

vomiting five television. Yeah, but you did it elegantly right to vomit within zero gravity. Yeah, I really I wanted and didn't want to see it go. It did feel a little bit like the gravity wasn't working as well as they wanted it to, Like they kept trying to kind of push off and like try to make it jumpy. I haven't done it. I have flown on them on that weightless flight. It is, yeah, a little bit initially, but you get used to it pretty quick. Fun. It's

enormously fun. I recommend it to anyone. I did it out of Vegas, out of mccaren They've got it, And do you feel like, did you float more than that or is that about how much you float? Well, they do prabble is what it's called. Where they go down really low and then they climb really high, and that's when you sort of pin to the floor. You can't move your your body weight and the g forces like compress you to the floor of the plane. Doesn't hurt, no,

it just feels like an enormous pressure. And then when they get to the top of that prable and they level off, that's the moment where you're floating, but it only lasts for about fifteen twenty seconds before they get to the other side and they go down and they come up again and do that about fifteen times. Oh my god. So you know, together, you probably get a half an hour or so of time, but you're only in the air waitless for a certain amount of that.

Did you get nauseous? I didn't, because they offered us drama. I mean before we took off, and I accepted that offer. I don't know whether Vanessa did or not, but I did see someone be unwell on my flight. I would definitely have a very delicate inner ear and I would for sure be the one vomiting, but very delicate interr ear. That's the only thing that's delicate about my thought. But the people who were getting the person who got sick on my flight, when I did it, it was it

was the down swing. It was when it was the pressure that made the sick less so than the floating. The floating didn't seem to have an adverse effect them. Well, I'm you know, I'm I'm reading her again, like such a nightmare to me, Like the vomiting that, Oh my god, she's like feeling a little bit nauseous. I would be like, oh cool, all right, let's chilly, and he's like really and he's like still dancing around. He's like, no, I

really do feel feel funny. Then he like he gets in that weird like their legs are in innerah intertwine, you know, it's like and then basically makes her throw up. And then as she stow, he's up in her gril like are you sure you're okay? You know, like it's such a nightmare to mean, she's vomiting. He's like, what is it? Like he's just nudging into her face. There's no privacy, there's no price, like a cocker Spaniel in

front of smell what she had for dinner. Totally like for me, I throw up, but she's like five feet away, just patting me on the back like it's okay, honey, you know what I mean. Like he was like never, he was never more rock hard than when she was like mom, and he so into that. He was pretty elegant too. She handled that pretty well. Elegant once again, shout out to the sound effects people. Just put that

in there. I don't think that was her. You could hear landing in the bag in the bag, you know. She also then so then he immediately goes in for even though they're chewing gum, they haven't brushed their teeth. He goes right in for the kids. He does not care kiss and he he I can't believe I just used the phrase rock card. That's so gross and it went right. I didn't even it's disgusting. So so then she comes out, she's talking about it, and immediately, once again,

her face is beautifully contoured. Like if I had just been vomiting multiple times in a bag, like my lip gloss on my contoured face, I wouldn't have got to dinner. She went to dinner. I would have been like she had water though she had water at dinner. Yeah, I liked at that. I think she was anyone take a bite, but they usually drank. They usually he was drinking. But she was like I think she was like she was

delicately do it. She is so beautiful and and like, okay, she did talk about being at her grandfather's funeral and there was a rose and then she knew that her grandfather was with her and I and I thought with Karin really like I don't know, how did you feel about that? I was just thinking, there's no no one seemed to have any kids, but there are a lot of dead people's stories happening on this season. Yeah, like yeah, yeah, yeah.

If she's so pretty, and I really felt like, well, this is it, this is his wife, Like this is happening. They're falling in love. Well, she was so kind of cool. She was great, and he was great Canadian Canadians. The only person I've seen him have any real sort of chemistry where they seemed actually to connect and click. You could see them being cry. He loves to cry? Is that manipulative? Is that if he is that? Like him? He just loves to cry. He just loves to cry.

He's just soft. Yeah, I think he's a crier. Yeah, I keep fine cry. I mean you know what I mean. Maybe I've had many a menthall blower in my eye when I've had to cry and like bringing the thing. Yeah, got a sex moveower. Oh my god, it's a wonderful

move after I vomited in the bag um. So then they go there's a group date and poor Carl Lewis, do you think when he was like a national hero, like you know, he was for this country when all those medals, and he ever thought he was going to ever have to host the knick Kathleen jump Felix what's her name? Yeah, yeah, she was just in the Olympics and she hears she is doing it, and they have to like, wait, there's Nick waiting in the jacuzzi. Ah, and like do you think the producers say to them

like this is who this is? Yes, of course, because everybody's always like I can't believe it's yeah, exactly, are not going to know Lewis exactly, Yeah, you're right, And so then they have to do it and the girl Mrs Rachel misses the ring and we've missed Rachel because she was came out strong as the front runner. She got the first impression roads we've not seen her since she wins the race. Couldn't be more elegant or beautiful. And then but the other gal runs and gets into

the hotel. Well, holl time out. Rachel try to maim Astrid by stomping on her hand when Astrid reaches for that ring to get into the hut. Let's not gloss over the fact that your little friend, Rachel, that you love so much, stop and trying to prush her fingers into the dirt by stomping on them so much so that she shattered that ring, which they said later, oh, the ring dropped and it broke. No, Rachel stomped all over that ship. Take Astrid's hand off at the wrist

because she was reaching from before we continue. First of all, you're absolutely right, poor Asterid. We had her poor natural boobs just bounce, and hey, she took that half a ring and she ran right to the hut. She was like holding her broken knuckles to the hot tub. She was committed. I am a girl with a naturally large chest, and I generally have to wear like two jogbras if I'm gonna go jogging and but you want to look cute on TV and I watched poor Asterroid and I

felt for her. It was like, I mean they were just flying. All that had to hurt, that had to hurt, and how uncommon to see natural with such a thin girl, like she has a tall, thin gal. She's just blessed Asterid slow Cloud for as who is your who is your pick overall to win? Vanessa? I have a deep, deep crush on She's so and I like that she like didn't watch like she hasn't watched him any of the season special. Yeah, she's gonna win. She's the best.

She speaks three language and she's like a superhero, doesn't That's she's so good. And that's the worry is that she's gonna, you know, by the end when she's like, what are you doing? Well, she's already had an ass full of them by the end of this episode, Yeah, what's up? Why are you grinding her? And he's like, well, there's it wasn't just that she the unbelievable, unbelievable just touching. It's like so that he throws rather than a rose or and he throws a pool party and and they

set up a special bounce house for Corres. She gets the call whatever prop she wants, just they just accommodate her. She snaps her fingers and Rickel brings out a bounty house for she was probably in the suitcase by the way. They just had to inflate it. Yeah, the box of Trickssney Worlds. He has like a steamer trunk, steamer trunk like Houdini of sexuality coat fully like it was like

almost full. I mean, she was really getting at it, like, and they were spending something and then there was a moment where he was walking around carrying her as she was straddling him, and he was like ha ha like and the girls are watching kind of like and all of the girls, not just that just Vanessa, but they were all kind of like fuck this, like you like,

you're disgusting. Yeah, that was like, honestly, that was hard to watch because there again, he's attractive, beautiful, beautiful women, most of which are I'm sure very intelligent, and they're going, let's go inside. This sucks the worst. Why are why aren't we here? And then Vanessa calls him out. Yeah, so and I like that she was like, and this isn't about Karine. This is about you, because the other girls went to like trash, you know, the other girls

are like, you shouldn't be and I like that. She's like, Karine's gonna do what Karine's gonna do. I don't know if I want. I don't know if I like you. And he's like, okay, oh my god, he's okay. Well, and he's like he has that sort of weird smile as he's talking, Yeah, this is like okay. It's like she was writing me and I don't know how much you saw, but we were just in the bound. It's like, don't you know, I don't even try, son, you got busted.

Come clean. I apologize to the lady. And he seems incapable of saying no to anything sexual, and he missed any touch anything under He is powerless to say, you know what, this is really inappropriate right here, right now, let's table this for another He can't, he can't, and he met his match and Krin, who also never says no, right yeah and has her Hoodini bag. And then the night before so they did when they were at this

weird event that had strange props all over it. It was like it felt like a weird I didn't feel like a real bar. There was like it's like ABC emptied out like a prop plane and there was like Genie lamps and stuff. And that's where Dominique started losing her ship. Dominique completely lost her confidence and and was like, you didn't come at me and say I mean like it's my biggest nightmare. And he's like like, we I

don't even know you. Like I thought that was pathetic of her to say, you didn't say don't what's wrong with you? And I'm here to reassure you. He's got twenty five women running around. He's not looking to see if you're feeling okay, not at this point off the show, And I felt like he was really smart to say like, yeah, you're not going to catch I think she thought that he was going to be like, I'm so sorry. I want you to feel good, and he was like, yeah,

all right, see you. Yeah. She Although she did have a cute dress, I will say that, I mean, nothing beats Haley's dress at the beginning. Oh my got Haley's dress at the Rosa. Oh my god, it was amazing just to take you back just to take you back to Okay, alright, alright, you guys at my bounty. She was so beautiful in person, and she was kind of funny and cool. Haley, I hope you go to Paradise. I hope, they asked her producers, you should ask Haley

to go to Paradise. I wanted to come do this podcast. Oh my god, won't be gross. Oh my god, Haley, will you come to our past. You'll try your best. Let's say you'll try your best. Let's not make any promises rough. I'll be like, so, Haley, oh my god, that dress. Put it on your minniple po shirt. What's going on? There's me crying in the bathroom. She said, no, I thought we had an exit, and she only liked, we've green about. I did not go out. I thought

it would. Kin said about the dancing with the back Street Boys, she said, it was all over. This is the worst day of my life. And I said, if the worst day of your life involves not dancing so well for the back Street books and watching a guy you're really not dating kiss someone else, you need to get out more to have some bad days. The worst day of my life. I wish by the way, after she rode him in the bounce house, she went back to bed again. She went back like mission accomplished. Like it.

It's almost like it takes everything out of her to go, Like she's so drained that she does like the and she doesn't like powers downatic whore. So it is amazing. Yeah, um wow, Okay, So the other who are the other lady? There was one blond lady that he cut that I didn't even recognize. There was um who was that Emily? There was some one there was there was like, there was Haley, there was a blonde. There was two blondes. Yeah, and then there was a blonde with you. It was like,

I don't even I don't know who. I think Haley was a big shock. Yeah, I'm glad he kept the dolphin who was like move bitches, Alexis. Yeah, like Alexis. Yes, she's funny, she is so Caucus New Jersey through and through. Yes, what is to Florida Alexe? I like her making out and Nick on the Nick portrait, the Giant Nick. She's just she does. Yeah, she doesn't give up. She I

feel like she would be our friend. Yeah, I think I do for sure, she's funny, and she's always like lately buzz I mean, I guess everybody is, but she seems more buzzed, like she and Karin are both like on the wine train, and I like that, did you notice the editing move on the rose ceremony? Will They'll cut to one of the girls going like, I just don't think it's going to meet me. There's no way. He like, he didn't give me any time. And then they always called her name and the next person like,

he straight up said me, you're going home. He walked me to the car and the car left, and then they call her here they do every time except Haley. It's like it's like, if you want to get your name, picks start freaking out that he's not going to call you. Yeah, um, okay, we have some tweets of the week. You guys get to vote on the tweet of the week. But this was a good episode, though I hate the episodes where they don't actually cut someone where it's like to be continued,

I need a Rose ceremony every week. Well they're losing people outside the ceremony. Yeah, this season so often you really don't need it. Because Liz when she walked and then the week left this week without a rose ceremony. So you know, as long as they keep losing people at Hawk, I don't think you need How long do you think Karin is gonna last? I think she's gonna get deep. Do you think Top four Anna? You think

Top four Anna's back? You guys, Anna, we were so worried about you, guys stock up and top was stuck. Um okay, will you help us pick tweets of the week. Here are and here are the ones that are in the running from last week. I believe he won last week. He was last year's champ. No, he didn't win, he was a runner up. He was last season's champion. Seth vat Karin my wreck, heell is my everything. She brings

me the platinum cucumber for my platinum Virgian. All right, that's one of them, Amelia Lembach at unpaid, Amelia says. The other girls are just all trying so hard, says Karn As she contours for a pool party. That's really good. That's really good. We have Anna siler Uh. Karin is like a sloth that only wakes to mate. That's pretty good. That's pretty good. Um Anna, Siler again with another one. I hope Jamie got Dominique's number before she laughed these balls,

and then Alex Donnelly, who's at our five. Karin is about as good as winking as Nick is as proposing to people on live TV. So I'm gonna say it seems like our top two are. The other girls are just all trying so hard, says Karin as she contours for a pool party. Or Karin is like a sloth that only wakes to mate contour or sloth contour for contour. I'm gonna go contour. I was gonna go sloth. Oh my god. Alex like, oh my good, Yes you are

our tweet of the week. If I could get your not a hold on this, we can cut the list out a little bit. Okay, it is uh Annie Limback at Unpaid Amelia. Don't get me redo that one. It was Amelia Lembach at Unpaid Amelia. The other girls are just all trying so hard to as Karin as she contours for a pool party. Tweet to us hashtag w y a t R next week so we can get for tweet of the week. Email us at Rose Podcast at gmail dot com. Do you guys, have any upcoming gigs you want to plug. I love it you guys.

I'll be interested. I'll be at Houston this week. I'll be at the I'll be at the Joke Joint in Houston. Join this Friday and Saturday. I'll be the Joke Joint. I love the names of these clubs. The names of the clubs are. There's one actually that I really enjoy playing, but it's called Rooster Tea Feathers and it's always like it's all I can do not to get just you know, I just can't even leave it. That's my life. UM. I also want to just give a shout out to

some people who are emailing us. Kimmy Jones, she has a blog. UM. Her blog is that Girl in the Wheelchair and she has a bunch of stuff that she talks about The Bachelor, and she sent us a link that talks about people not having any shoulders in the clothes that they wear. So there's a nice link for that. We'll put it on our page if you guys want to see it, and UM like us on Facebook and iTunes. Thanks for listening, you guys. Oh my god, gentleman, I,

Oh my god. Rob Benedict Ralph Garment. You guys did not please. I hope you will come back. I would be here every week if you'd have me. Would you really? Oh my god? All right, we'll get ready because you you are a real joy. And guess what, guys, what's that? We just did the lord's work? So okay, there's two

more things we want to talk to you. I really want to talk about the squats that they were doing in there swimsuits to prepare for the party, because because I it seems like there's no gym, you'd never see them working out. Because last year we saw Chad and Daniel were lifting weights Viya like the suitcases and the and the protein powder weight belt around his waist, carrying suitcase between his legs and he lift himself up on

the rafters. Well, mental patient. He was such a fun character until he was actually like oh he's actually like dangerous, Like he was a great villain until he crossed the line. But um, but the girls were pumping up for something, pumping up just doing some squats. He guess they wanted to plump their butts. I guess that's an you remember during Paradise when the twins before they would go out, would wipe each other's ass with with the tanning pads and get deep in there. There was a real quick

shot of just thee my brother happened. My brother will never wipe my ass with a tanning a tanning swab. And they also all seemed to travel on paradise with the the suitcase that fully lights up with the like with the glow light, like the full makeup, like a trailer, like a makeup trailer in a suitcase. Karin is one of those, um so shoot me, shoot me in the face. Have you ever seen me in a swimsuit doing squats? Doing with me hanging from a raft? Don't pull up

with a suitcase tide to my waist with it. I don't feel like I I was not. I was not like a slim teen like when I don't care like how young you are. I feel like if you applied me with that much booze and there was no gym, I would get college fat so fast. I would like come and looking okay and then just just puff right out. You could swim every day. I'm not a very good swimmer, and you could flail. You could try to keep yourself from drowning tread water that takes at there's a lot

of calories trying not to drown. You know, the editors would fully throw me under the bus to eat, just me trying to drown. You'd think I'd learned how to swim. You'd be the post credit sequence of putting float ees on, blowing the hut before you went in the water, like a little comedy staying at the end of every episode traveled up like Josephine's song. Part of the Josephine song. I know we touched on it a little bit at

the beginning. You were saying the look on his face as he's getting serenaded that it wasn't even a song. There was no chorus. There's no chorus, no verses. It was like one long bridge and nothing rhyme, no free association to some sort of tune. Yeah, it was like the opposite of Cinderella, like all the animals ran from her and it's just part spoken word. Again, great editing the animals animals. Yeah, that was like a Bachelor in Paradise edit. You know, like with the crabs in the

raccoon and that cat with two different color eyes. I didn't see that find that from the Yeah, yeah, there's a cat. It was like freaky cat. There's a wrangler somewhere where the contact lens pushing into a cats that way, it's Karin's nanny. Quel's got the cat contact. I can't wait till to keel. Actually, they have to keep her long enough to you know what they need. They need

to go to her hometown. They need to do a hometown visit and they can bring her cucumber, her cucumber slices, her lemon, her lemon salad or lemon sell just the right level girlic, salt, lemon, and cheese behind cheese should make her bed. Curin's out on their own. Rackel's skill. You know, she's going to go to Paradise. And what if they bring Rokel, who falls in love with horhead right itself. You know they should bring Rackel to Paradise. Hell yeah, how can she survive without not in Mexico.

She's not going to survive Salita good and with that heat, can you imagine how much she'll sleep three hours a day, the feet are intravenously. I guess she'll just be passed out. Oh my god, if only they could have the guy who is Andy's guy that kept eating the pizza with this sound? Was his name? That sucks? Yeah, creepy baseball players? His name Katie? Who was with Andy? Who was with the single mom Andy the audio of Josh so they could have his his chewing and her snoring, Oh my god,

and all the animals, all the animals. And that's sort of like a backbeat for Josephine to be singing over. She was her fine. Reminds me of that girl that was on Paradise that was talking to the animals and like Ashley Ashley, not actually I the other Ashley Ashley, I is the crier. Yeah, she would talk to animals, but didn't she have conversation with the raccoon when she was in the season and then like an iguana or something.

And then but then there was the one that was actually crazy, crazy one, the real crazy one, and like like Joseph being crazy, like Joseph being crazy. Okay, who are your picks for the final four? Final four? Vanessa? Yes, Daniel l Yes, yes, man. And then it gets odd for me. Um let's say, Rachel, all right, you've heard it here, you guys. Wow, I feel excited. I just got excited for Paradise. I know, I wish it was. Now we have to go through one more whole season

or something else before we get to Paradise. There be another season and then Paradise and then they'll stock it with whatever. Guys, well, this has been a real pleasure you guys. Thank you so much. It's been so good, so good. Don't worry about mom. Mom thinks are so good. I know. I was like, she's like, well, do you make money? And I was like, well, last season Adam and Eve sponsored it, so I mean like fifteen dollars selling dildos. Oh my god, that's amazing. It was amazing.

It was amazing. Okay, you guys, I'll talk to you later mine. Oh yeah, I want to get all up and get tonight. Feels so good. I just gotta wonder to bless your finger out when you read something this rule you reading this rules into your word? Should you reading this roles into your world? Now leaving Notice dot Com