"Ooooo....Who's This?" With Paget Brewster!

like a hundred and six degrees. I am in Palm Springs calling into my best friends in the whole wide world over the full line with me right now is my platonic life partner and the sexiest woman, UM in America right now, let's go with that owns a very exciting tuxedo, one piece baiting suit. I respect her, I love her iron and today I almost I did have a pool party on Sunday. Um, I collided with the dog and split my loop lip open. I almost got stitches, and I almost wore the one piece, but I didn't

know enough people to feel confident enough to wear. I thought, You're one piece is actually one that you could like. You got a few guys weren't listening last week Pagets God, God bless Paget Brewster and her beautiful CBS paychecks. She bought twelve dollar one pieces from China and Aaron got firmware. Is that Is that an accurate assessment of what? Yeah,

you know, it's a one piece. It's also a tuxedo, so it feels like, you know, I could be in the pool frolicking, or I could also be serving side dishes to the guests. You know, you love to make a book on a candidfit. Oh my God, to my cyber right. Is my my new best friend, my new best friend. And I was discussing it with my travel companion this morning about the fact that I forced this phrase best friend on Paget, who doesn't say it back.

And I don't care, but I like it enough that like it makes me so like I'm so confident in the fact of it that it's like I know I'm going all the way. You know, I'm going to best friend fantasy street, and it is my best friend. It is also but I'm willing to share you I'm not. I'm not Pansy. It's also our secretary of State. You know her as a as a very badass on Criminal Mind. She's also kicking ass on another period. Ladies and gentlemen, Paget Brutie, my number one role, are my best friend?

My number one role? Killing it? You mean truly okay? In studio with us a girl that we missed last week and she had a birthday. We just adore her so much. I think she may have a brand new one piece in her hands. But I can't see right now, but I need a photo texted to me. Annas Anna did give a nice birthday. I did. It's wonderful. It was wonderful, happy birthday, birthday, good funny one. I can't wait till I'm to any one. I still about alcohol,

And she did seven Ford rolls into the studio. You know what when you when you go on as many booze cruise as as Anna, you don't know where land ends or the water begins, but all you know is you've got a tank Kenyan and a shot of alcohol. And I'm gonna guess the most important the captain of this crazy spaceship, the woman who green lit this madness, who I consider to be the next Democratic presidential nominee for candidate Kenny Levine and her dog scout if we

were going to get you today. Yeah, no, I had a nurse on the schedule, but it got canceled. So I'm here. Did you wear your one piece in the Midwest this weekend? I did not because it was raining a lot and we didn't really end up going. You didn't wear a one piece and like sneakers around like like your fellows parent's coctail party. No, I didn't. You didn't feel you didn't feel safe wearing your one piece in the streets of Cleveland. Weren't under my clothes at

all time? Okay, great, Yeah it's for you. It was for you anybody else I guess like I just like how breathable I feel in a one piece under my clothes at all time. You know what, I'm not built for Palm Springs. You know where I am right now, Palm Springs. It is so not built for humans to live out here. It's lovely, but it is up literally hotter than like Mars. It's hotter than Mars out here. It is so hot. I basically paying to stay in an air condition to do. May I get shout up?

It is truly a shout out to Trader Joe's SPF hundred and nineties three and is wonderful. Um before we get going, we have a lot of wonderful people emailing in Aaron and I will be at Zany's rose Mott. We're gonna be doing our live podcast June fourteenth at Daney's Rose Mott and we will be there at the fourteenth through the seventeenth. She and I are going to

be headlining together the sixteenth and the seventeenth. If you rate the podcast but you love comedy comed the sixte jokes so little time, Oh my god, so many bone zone jokes. So I'll be I'll be performing in a one piece um uh. And I will be at sunny Vale, California July Rooster Tee Feathers and before we get going. Truly the most this has taken me about literally about two and a half years to get this ship together. Anna,

who's never done this before, built me. I now have an e commerce store on my website where I fucking I'm selling my T shirts. You guys, Oh my god, she made the cutest shop. Anna figured it out over the weekend because she's a wizard and a millennial, and uh, I was. I've sold one T shirt so far to my mother. That's all you need, Janna Marine. So I want you guys to know if you order it, I don't,

I will sign them to you. If there's I don't know, if there's a place I'm paid pell to send me a note or you want me to sign them to If not, just tweet it to me and I'll sign it to you. But know that if you get the lady sizes, um, they are so fucking small. It's like the extra large. Don't feel bad, but they're like junior sizes. The extra large. Anna and I were talking about it's like a medium or like an eight if you are bigger than that. First of all, I'll never order those again.

So I'm sorry, but the unit sex might be the way to go. Just the heads up, right, Anna, Yeah, you killed it? Okay, Well that's not all of us. You know. I got to be able to buy my my one pieces, and I'm gonna be doing it by selling T shirts. Let's get into you guys overall. What a wonderful season this is. I mean, how much do we love that show? That night? Loved it, loved it, love her. I'm all in. I was smiling the entire

time I wasn't checking my phone. Yea, I was riveted, Yes, just thrilled to be alive on Monday between eight and ten. It feels like she's my favorite one since Caitlin, you know, because I actually feel like she legitimately feels like she's looking for a spouse, whether or not she ends up forever, but like, I feel like she's actually openly, legitimately in the game, and unlike nick Vale, who we had high

hopes for and just couldn't even fake it. Yeah, but far also, Ben, I think there have been a lot of people who, even if they they just weren't as invested. I feel like she's genuinely invested and cares. And is I mean, was she the only person we've ever seen in that position who made sure to speak to every single person the first time? Yes, yes, that's never happened before. Well, if you think about it too, it's like she doesn't

need this, Like she's a freaking lawyer. Like so it's not like she's saying, you're out a line, you're out a line, take a pants off. You know what you would be? I would help you would be my court assan lawyer. When I get eighteen, do you want take your pants off, your honor. There's a difference between spirited and hammered. Marvin has been a spirited young lady her entire life and by the wheel of a car scared And it was Anna's twenty one birthday six years ago.

So I've been drinking. You know. She's fun though, I think at the end of the day, whether or not she finds her person or all these people come on with the right intention of ever, she's just a good time. She's always smiling, she's got great energy. She makes it fun and smart makes it. Yes, super smart makes the guys I think relaxed around here. And so it's I think, you know, winning combo. And it's like she's like, she

is smart. So like they they I mean, they know they're out of their lady a little bit, like so they know she's legit, like major wife material like, so they have to kind of bring their best game. I feel like, yes, okay, I have to say I can't. I cannot stand those terms wife material, husband. Yeah. I wanted to kill myself that fucking okay. So let's we'll get to that because I agree with you. I like, I literally I'm like, what year is this when the

we'll got there in one second. So we start out, we're in Um, we are in Westlake Village in and her dog in the cast. It could not getting ready with the dog in the cast is the cutest thing that's ever happened. Yeah, I mean Copper for me is her best match. Copper. You know, there's a couple of people like around that went on dates and stuff, but it was really about Copper. She did not reveal how the dog broke it, how it was injured. Yeah, my

my boyfriend, my boyfriend, Peter asked, but she didn't answer. Yeah, it could be fake. Maybe it's fake. Maybe, um, maybe that's I would never see the dad. Maybe the dad stepped on the dog. Maybe maybe the dad took out the dog. He's like, I can't believe you're going to go on the show. Yeah, and he's like, I'm a federal jo. Yeah. The dog runs pretty hard on that. That wrapped up stump and then it jumped into a pool. You're not supposed to get your cast wet bag. It

was to bag it. He had a bag on it in the pool. Yeah, it was wrapped in black. I was except with Copper. The best thing about the show is Copper, Like, I couldn't like Copper. I know we're jumping ahead, but I just had a split screen of Peter Um and Rachel and then the other split screen me looking at Copper. I wanted a Copper Cam. Entire

date would have been good. Somebody tweeted me a really cute tweet of their dog, like a video watching all the scenes at the dog at the dog when they can hear a dog hotel and their dog was like porking freaking out, which just one of my favorite treats that I couldn't like nominate it for Treets of the Week because it's just a dog barking, but I really appreciated it very much. Okay, so then they then they drive up. We're at the house. The house, just the

exterior of the house. They may repaid the interior. The exterior looks so beat up. And so Jankie, did you notice like all those splotchy like holes of paint missing outside the matchion? Isn't that supposed to? Isn't that like Tuscan? I thought that was like an effect. Was like, wait, what I didn't notice? Really gross? It's looking like it's looking like the booze cruise that it is? Oh I thought I was. I guess either I didn't notice, or if I did, I thought, oh that's faux Mediterranean Tuscan

you know? Okay? So so to to do you get to your point? Paget and I completely agree with you when she said I'm looking for husband material and then like she's grilling, she's adorable and they have the first group date. Is he grossest that? Like that fucking baby Bjorn? It's the husband material challenge the grossest. I mean, like what like with the diapers and the clog hair and the vacuuming, It's like what here is? Yeah, I still

think it is. I still think it is an unusual man that would actually learn any of those skills and use them. Although there are more stay at home dads right now than ever before in America, and I applaud them. Um, I did, like I actually liked Ashton Kutcher and me Lacunas thought they were adorable because at first I thought, oh,

this is dumb. I don't know what. I was so angry about the reactions that the guys were good genuine things would be like I'm not sure of any of you, ye fans of the show, it felt yeah, did I like, I don't think your man, I'm gonna go on a limb and sing a man, It's not in this group.

It was total JV squad. You could tell that first date was like BT and Ashton called it out and he was right, and like, I enjoyed watching Ashton Miller together, Like I was really happy that they like fell each other, really excited and hopeful about television romance between these two, and like, yeah, I liked him calling out like your guys not here, like it's not that race. And with w Boom winning and the baby diapering and the vacuum, I mean, it's just like the hair clog like it was.

So it was like it was, well, then do do there? I'd rather a man get my hair clock out. I shed a lot I should like the baby's almost drowning was amazing. But my favorite person was that was Wa Boom trying to get Mila and Ashton to say wa boom and instead they said hit him with the hind which is Howard Stern. Like it imbedded Howard Stern. Oh, I didn't know. That is the same as like years ago used to be Babba booe. People still do it, and it's just it's just repeating a phrase that's on

Howard Stern, We love the whackpack. So instead of doing his wa boom phrase, they're both like, oh, we're not going to do that. Oh my god, I didn't get that. That's awesome. I just saw him like silent staring at wa boom, like, what the funk is wrong with you? I'm not gonna do it. So then you put me like Ashton Coocher loves put it on your fucking website, you know, like like he like he got a celebrity endorsement from that's what he was trying to do. And

then they both knew it. They both knew in that moment they were thinking, you know, you could give me two hundred and eighty thousand dollars and I still might not say, well, it's awful. Okay, let's kind of the whole wa boom call. If we could you see a pageant's face doing the boom. It was pretty pretty amazing, the fucking boom. My friend Laurie who listens to our podcast, who's like a politician and is like my favorite, Like

she she gets deep into conspirations. She's sort of like she's like she knew and Pat Paget Laurie would really she's also deep conspiracy. So she goes deep web on this stuff. Apparently Wa Boom and the aspiring drummer Blake who hates him, who's like the first turd that went, and like, you can't no matter how shipball somebody is, you can't leave the tattle tale to the bachelor I live with. Yeah, my roommate is Wa Boom's ex girlfriend

or something? Yeah, well, okay, wait what did Lorie find By the way, I'm very jealous of your relationship with Laura. I'm not happy Lori and I went Lori and I went to college together. Like Lori and I went to college. Anna? Is that Anna? No? That was that was your former best friend Paget Brewster who you said it? You said it? I made Lori up just to make you, said Laura, and you said it. I made it up? Okay, wait what did what did my rival find out on the

dark web? Two things that we're exciting. This is from deep deep Web. One. Here's the two things Laurie found out. One, Laurie found out that um that we Boom and the dip ship. We're on a reality show together, another dating show and get him off. Yes, so she her conspiracy theory is is that they made a deal to have this fake bullshit so that they can gain publicity and then go in Paradise. Shoot now, I like LORI right, Okay, So then so then the name the second the second

thing is from Laurie, which is really exciting. Apparently the chiropractor who seems to be the front runner with the new face, like, is they is they aggressive tongue kisser? Allegedly he dated wait for it, Jubilee. Oh that's from Laurie. That's from Laurie. That's pretty good Laurie, and she did a great job. I'm impressed. I like everything she dug up. I mean that's interesting. I like that makes me like him more. Actually, it just makes me think, like how

far are these casting nets? Are they like ten feet in front of you? Like? Does everybody know everybody? Yeah? I wonder it seems like they're like show open this sting, now everybody each other? But exactly Yeah, I think that's really an interesting theory that those guys said, Hey, we know each other and we can we can bring some drama. We can hate each other. My girlfriend lives with him, and they already know each other. It's possible because also

it's also it's possible and it's not. And the only reason I'm saying not is because I don't think Gloria exists. Um is that I'm kidding that Blake is such a douche and he's been such a douche since the opening credits that I can see him just taking on this wa Boom problem, which is not even a problem. He's just kind of a Boom is just like ultimate puts like the fact that he's so volatile. Now I'm convincing myself it is true. Well, here's what connections are so

crazy about what Boom right? But also here's where either if even if they decided together, they would go in and provide drama and fight him Blake, which the drummer saying, why don't you go see the makeup he brought with him? No way? What Boom was like, Yeah, bring up that I brought my own makeup. I could They cut to Boom again, and I have to say, whatever foundation he got, I was like, that's a nice foundation. Cut to him have like fake eyelashes, lipstick, an extra nose, just really

like creature makeup. Whatever happened to baby Jane. He's like, I don't know what you're talking about, Like, but that makes me happy. Yeah, I like it. They're except they're both so unwatchable. Well they're not. Neither one of them is going home with her. I liked when Ashton and Mila asked if they all had health insurance and if you notice, everybody raised their hand, but will boom? Is that true? I didn't know. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yes. I liked the doll face down in the pool. I

also liked the doll. I also like the doll cut away in the basketball game. Just shout out to the doll and the and the I took a picture of the when when uh, well this is later the shot of what was it like a a rabid pig or dog or wolf or that? Like was what was that when he's like he's a daddy pig And that was like a cut of way to like that stuff. I love. I don't like I started stop was the basketball later? You know what? It was dirty tomorrow. I was a dirty,

dirty dog and they cut and they cut. We'll get there, We'll get there. We'll get them. We'll get where you can't get there. We can get there yet. Okay, So I wrote down the fucking vacuum race. All I could write down was this is awful like it is. And poor Kenny, who's a real gentleman who's never gonna win that. He's so sweet and he's like, legit, a good dadd he's trying to be husband materials. She likes an aggressive guy that is gonna not ask for permission and kiss

her like. She likes physical physical touch, physical touch, physical touch seemes yeah, She's like, want to touch me, like physical touch. I like someone to be around me and take and put it right under my skirt, like touch me, touch me, touch me. Every guy that didn't like aggressively tongue kiss her like disappointed, Like any guy that was like being a gentleman was like, she was like you. But every guy that was like, I'm taking what's rightfully mine and she was like I'm in. Yeah. She liked

that what's rightfully mine? Okay. So then they go to the weird prop house like for their evening get away, which they've been to before, these weird fucking clown prop houses where they go there's like video games and jack Stone talking to her about proper wiping of a baby. No, that wasn't jack Stone wasn't. No, that wasster Yeah, because I wrote down that line, dude, you're wiping. Oh my god. It was right after she said I'm looking for the guy to make the first move, like I don't want

to be friends. And then he comes and he's like, let me bring the doll. Uh you're wiping, And I was like, oh my god. It was like the best cutaway ever. Dude. She's like, I want't gonna bang me, and he's like, I'm gonna bring a prop in of a little baby and go over the wiping procedures like you're out. Yeah, she wanted to get like nailed and like aggressively kissed, and he talked to how you wipe a baby and if you overwipe your chafe in it. It was one of my favorite moments in every season,

any season. It was amazing. Alright, here's my question to paget conspiracy theorists. She cannot let go of what how bad Fred was at summer camp? What did he do? What did he do at summer camp? Did she because she likes bad boys? He did something too bad. What did he do? I'm gonna guess honestly, if yeah, or she wouldn't, she might have cut him, though I would say probably pre pubescent animal killing or torture, you know what I mean, like feeding a frog that's a good frog.

I don't know, something just something bad, little bad kids do. I never I never even thought about feeding. Is that like a goat to you? I'm afraid my brother and his best friend, Davy Kingman did that when they were little, because they came home with the frog with a golf ball and it's very still up sending to me. But yeah, boys they like they pick. Yeah, they kicked magnifying glasses and set things on fire, so I think because if he was, if he was dangerous, yeah that you're right,

You're right, you're right. Um Lucas with his palm the boom and he said something something something all you entile. That's not a word, you guys. Yeah, he was trying to make the rest of it rhyme. He was because he said he said like that word like it was like I can get away with us and then rhyme the other and I was like, you can't go from boom to rhyming couplets. Right, there's no you just gotta like and then jack Stone said it seriously, you're amazing. Seriously, seriously,

you're seriously, you're amazing. Ye. It was like the worst group date. She didn't want to get at it with anybody until we got the sweet Blake. Um. Oh no, not Blake. We hate Blake. Blake. Blake goes and tells them about Wa Boom and the ex girlfriend and Lucas and his makeup and then he says, you're here to further your wa boom um. And then what Boom says, Hey, I'm sorry that you don't have a wa boom And then what Boom says or somebody says you're dismissed, which

is my favorite way to deal with somebody. And then Kenny's line I thought was amazing when he said, listen, I'm a pro wrestler, soil, I know all about white dudes. Get you that's crazy. Take your own to Santa Monica. Uh, they're talking in circles to just get on that merry go around in Santa Monica. I was like, hey, I love that guy. These white dudes are kind of bugging, right, White dudes bugging right now. That's the quote I have white dude's bugging right now. Wait a minute, tell me

to tell me to Santa Monica one again. He's like, these guys are talking an encircle, so they should just go on the merry go round and say, oh like him so much? Oh my god, I just love that dude. I know. Kenny was like, I'm used to bugging white dudes, but these dudes are like, really white dudes are really bugging right now. Oh my god, it's so good. He's so good. So then Dean gets a rose and uh, and she keeps saying, like, you know, he took that risk of saying black or not go back a lot

of people that I liked it. I liked it. And then he walks around and then here's the best part if you praised it. He goes in for the kiss by the car and the driver is right there behind the starry straight ahead. There's a three shots for the driver. It's literally right like, it's a three shots I'm kissing with the driver right from It's amazing. Do you think she was into it because he just went for it with a person watching? I do know, decorum, she's a

dirty dog. That's what she does. She likes a guy she likes. She likes an alpha man who's going to take charts. Yeah. Wait, and so I forgot that he's the dude with those crazy tats until that last night. The right just tattooed on the inside of his lip, tri force on his inner arm, Mom's initials on his chest, artwork on his back, his friends initials on his back, Latin Latin on his hips. That's a lot of mistakes. Latin on his hips. It literally just says Latin. He

says hips in Latin on his hips. The lip one. I always go back to right hip because how do you first of all, the level of pain that has to be clamped andy and stay out so you're droolingle there tattooing and inside of your lip doesn't like disappear after a while, till they fade, yeah, because you're just always Yeah, I don't what's your name? Oh my god, I had your name tattoo inside and lower level. I had Rhode Island on my top lip. Uh, and it faded right into my teeth. It was a terrible error.

I have missus arden Viale tattoo. Okay, I'm reading about those are crazy red flags though, right, So he's so cute, but he's really cute and fairly normal, But now I don't know something about him. Honestly, he's okay, that's my number one? Is it? You think he grew up with nothing? Okay, His mom's been passed for ten years and his favorite childhood memory, um was when he was very very young. His family lived in a mobile home. I remember sitting on top of my brother's watching a demo Derby and

eating oreos. That's his favorite memory. He has nothing, He comes from nothing, because it seems to me there's something about his smiling that is almost to me, feels like a survival mechanism, and that would make sense. I think that would make sense. That's a tough, tough way to grow up. Mom's gone you. You would need to smile to get and he does have a good smile. He doesn't then you do constantly think about righteous on the

lip and it pulls me right out of it. If he's also like that, he's really pretty, So like that would have been hard to grow up, probably in a trailer, like with your mom dying. Your favorite memories watching a demo Derby and you're like a pretty little boy. That's top, that's tap. He could you know what, I'm going to give him a pass on a righteous tattoo. Maybe get now righteous like some sort of trailer tattoo. Must be religious, Yes, I would say that, screaming Bible. Oh, Katie went righteous,

bro we went old Testament. I went I went like surfer lingo, like old surfer Lingo, like right. He is like in Finding Nemo. It's what the turtle says. Righteous says huge. I see where you where you went with them? So they're too there. I think it's because he loves the Righteous Brothers and the soundtrack from Dirty Dancing, that's what it's from. He got to say this, what does being married mean to you? I think marriage is an

institutionalized sham, derives from religious beliefs. That said, when I get married, it's a lifelong commitment. He's the one that said that. I thought that was such a weird dancing religious show. It's true, true. It's marriage has changed for us. We now in the day and age that we're in. I think marriage is about love. We changed what marriage is supposed to be. It used to be for land and lamas and joining joining families and running countries, and

it wasn't about love. That's why Jane Austin was like, she was like the Jackie Collins of her time, because no one, no one married for love. It was a crazy idea. So I actually I actually admired that he said that, because he's right. He's saying, this is what marriage is for. But when I get married, it's so now now righteous to me. After that be more of either a love of dirty dancing or surfing verse, because

if you were very religious, you wouldn't say marriage. I don't know though, maybe he has maybe he has a very healthy grasp on religion. Maybe he is religious, but he also recognizes where religion has been hypocritical and says he lives in Venice. So the surfer thing, yeah, yeah, that's sounds like something you would do when you're like eighteen and you're fucking stupid and you're like, I'm gonna get it, says online online five is a little better.

You know what I like that? I thought, you know what I like about he might have been twenty five and they filmed it. I think he's twenty six. Now, you know what I like about being in Palm Springton doing this. I feel like I'm listening to the podcast and I'm enjoying you also get it, like, oh my god, you're all such delight. Okay, So then so Dean is definitely our front runner from that first pack, clearly, and

she picked well. So then we have our first one on one date with Peter and she's they're going there, they're going to the plane. She goes, it's actually a two on one, and then Copper gets out. I enjoyed his I enjoyed coppers um. They did the shot of him like almost like he's being interviewed, like his confessional, and then they go to the Bark Box, to the bark Festival. I like Peter. I like Peter. I had some red flags like later in the date, but I

think he's cute. You're bored by e Marit. You don't like him board well, the conversation about having a gap in your teeth was riveting. I threw myself off the balcony, had to climb back up because a normal guy. He seemed like, like not a total toolbox. I liked nervous. To me, he seemed nervous. But I feel like they're having a conversation about therapy was the most honest, straight forward,

and bullshit. This is my journey. I'm looking for the total package conversation I've heard in years on this show. I did have one problem though, I feel like he didn't pay enough attention to the dogs. If I'm on it, if I was on a date with a guy that date, I would want him to literally not even pay attention to me and just be hanging out with the dogs. But she wouldn't. She wouldn't. She wouldn't. And we also don't know how the editors edited it. I think I

would just be like making out with dogs. It would have been, well, she's she's like, she's a little more needy than you. That's true, And I just love dogs and she doesn't love her dog as much as he loves I was. I was really hoping he hated dogs, and it would have been he should have been there. I would have been lacking the entire time. Peter is my wealth of this season, like, we need to get me access to Peter. I like Peter. I like Peter. I like Peter, I like yes, I like I know

that Peter is my wealth. I will say this, Kire was my red flag about Peter Peter Goes, I was I was in l A, which makes me go, and then I moved back to which means he has a head shot that I moved back to Madison. And then I was in a relationship, and then it got me

into a relationship therapist. And then like if I'm a relationship therapist and I'm seeing somebody for a year or two in there in their thirties and they're like, I'm going on the Bachelor, it I think you're fucked up, bro, That's true, you know it just he also said this, No, I mean he was nice. He was totally nice. I just felt like he was absolute, complete control. He was almost talking like perfect posture, like I'm supposed to be talking this way. Like to me, there was he was lovely,

but nothing like really that exciting about him. And then he's a relationship therapist. I went to a relationship there because I wanted to be more calm in my thoughts, and I was like, you were any calm? I never might stop recording, but I honestly thought, are you a weird hot like that makes me go calm in your thoughts? I'm like, what does that meant? Maybe he just overthinks everything. Okay, it's not not like angry and Island, but but frenetic thinking.

That makes sense. I never thought about that. I dug in deeper on him, you guys, because he's mighty wealth of the season. So I dug in due come on my podcast. I know we're you know what, once he gets kicked off or engaged, if he marries her, we probably won't have access to him. But he doesn't make it. We're all over him like fucking vultures. Here's the take

business owner. I looked it up. So he owns a personal training business and he actually has like six but he actually it's actually is a company with like seven employees and stuff is not just him. Liked him. He was he was the one that modeled in Greece and he was or Milan. He was gone. Yeah, for two months, I lived in a model apartment, probably mab. He said that was the craziest thing you'd ever done. And but I went deep in. I went deep in on his

Instagram and he deep like well lunks back. He has lots of photos of him and like his nieces and nephews and he'll call them like my number one lady, my number one lady and my number one gal. Like like he know, he seems really nice. You just think he's born. I just think he's a little boring. That's a I like Peter. I like Peter. I think the tooth gag is going to be the most she has in common with. Yeah, I just don't see her, like I don't see him banging her in the bathroom stock.

I don't know what. I don't know. I think she because he's so stoic and keeping it that might be that scary confident thing that like you know what I mean, all he has to do now is be like glault. I have a bathroom with m calm, calm thoughts. He was good at having sustained eye contact, and he's hot as ship, and she he looked like a gross kisser. I did not want to kiss him. Oh I thought he did a fun Okay, yeah, okay, okay, I mean

he was better than than thank you believe Eck's boyfriend. Um. But she did say I'm a smitten kitten, and I like, I mean, I also was like, Peter has got my I like the smitten kitten. She did say that. That tells me he is I might be fast tractor. He's I mean, he's in my three, he's in my top three still three. I believe in Peter. I really, do you know? I think Peter is going to go far. For sure. I definitely think Peter. I like him, like he reminds me of the chiropractor that can they look

alike to me? Yeah, but he and he has like a real face, like he has injectables. I would completely my final I love this gray that almost looked blue when he wore his nice maddress jacket last week. He would be my final roles. I would one percent. Can go? Can we just go right to the fantasy Peter? I like Peter. There is something a little untrustworthy about chiropractric guy, like smarmy, smooth or something. He's make it to the end. I think we all find him slightly off putting her predatory.

I fear that she loves that she but we'll get to that. Okay, so there's fireworks, Uh, there's fireworks. So then we cut you Aaron Kareem abdul Jabbar, her shooting hoops. Kareem ab Juel Jabbar has got to play with these clowns and do confessionals. Aaron talked to us, Katie talked to us. What does this mean to see Kareem Abduel Jabbar on The Bachelor? I don't know. I was very the whole time they're talking about was like, who the fuck is this gonna be? That? I was so confused. Well,

I played the guessing game. I'm not gonna lie yet. When she said the NBA's all time leading school, I paused it and I was like, I have to get this before it's introduced. Did you get it? Did you get it? I did? I did immediately because Kareem's sweet, sweet hook of the paint destroyed uh Mere Mortals uh in in in the eighties. Uh But he looked just

so you know, there's a real sweetness about him. But he also looked like I can't believe I'm here, and I can't believe I have to see these hobbits run around and try to play like the most beautiful sport and they were terrible like cream, like the most like he was like the most elegant, like fluid player, and these guys are just like, oh my god, did he play on the read his biography when I was younger, and it's actually interesting. He's been divorced many times, so

I thought he was an interesting choice for that. And then when I knew that that advice where he's like, just be careful, people can jek len Heidi, when I was like, like Claire of my Angelo to two thousand and six, these bitches are crazy. Oh my god, do you think he did? Do you think he appeared on the show because of his current girlfriend or future? That's what I did understand. It's like why he would be there. Well, I think he lives in l A and he's always

trying to like it seems like a friendly guy. Yeah. It was so random to me normally, I mean also normally, And it was random that like acton because you're MEI Lacunas, because normally I think I Texas to you, And I was like, they're getting like legit celebrities on the show normally.

I literally was watching it and when I saw Ashton and Mila and the Kareem abduls A bar and I don't even mean to put myself in any I thought, oh, I couldn't go to Paradise and be the weird lady that hangs in the hot tub and it's a spiritual advisor. And it wouldn't ruin my career. I've been like Kareem. I mean, that would be a step that would be a guest for me. It was weird that it wasn't like a Blake Griffin or Chris Paul or something, or

you know, a little bit younger. I actually thought, I execute this like the bar got raised too high, like oh, I'll never be able to be in a hot tub in Mexico now. But to Mario, I liked because he referenced my sweet, sweet, sweet future best friend Derek Jeter. Uh. That made me very happy. Okay, let's talk before we

get to tomorrow. I feel like, even though I know Lee becomes the villain of the season, I felt like he was a good sport for a guy, like it would be like you saying to me Arden, you have to go play basketball in public. I felt like he was even though we know he's like from the previews, we know he starts to suck. I felt like he rose to the challenge of doing something that he legit didn't know how to do it. I thought they all

like got along. It seemed like there was some good sportsmanship, you know, And I think they cut yeah, because they kept showing the purple team dominating. Yeah, and then they would look at the score and that's like, how is the white team? It was like like eight to six. Yeah, it was like the basketball. Here's a question for Katie and Aaron. How rude is it? I again, I don't know this sport at all. How rude is it to

dunk on your girl like he did to Mario. I mean, if you're trying to date someone, what you do is you lift her up and she dunk. I think that it's not three to dunk on someone, but not someone you're trying the fun. I guess, yeah, I wouldn't dunk on the bitches I was trying to fuck yeah out. No, I mean it was. It was. I thought it was so I think that should be the title of this podcast. I wouldn't dump on the bitches up trying to fuck that actually talk like that would take that seriously? What

if someone did? I No, I mean it was. It was totally inappropriate. Like the dunking was really fun, which is got on Rachel. I don't think I would care. I'd be and then I tried to I think it would be kind of funny, but I don't think that'd be better. I'd be so mad if he was better than me. My boyfriend and I went to David Busters like a couple of years ago, and he like beat me at the fucking basketball game, and I got so fucking mad at him. Yeah, I've got some star down

to check Jesus. Tomorrow seemed like a good ball player. He was okay, So here we go. My favorite moment of the season so far, so the literally shadiest looking Russian kind of like hooker like shows up his girl and he goes, oh, who's this is my favorite? When Tomorrow gets called out, shows up, She's like, we've been dating for seven months. He still has my keys. Rachel goes Tomorrow, can I talk to you? He brings her out.

She wore her best like less colored leotard, young friends, and then and then he goes, who's this was amazing? It was great. It was such a crazy response to seeing her. Oh who who's this? Yeah, it was mind blowing and she was mind blowing. Yeah, I was amazing. I mean, listen, I'm always gonna pull on the side of the woman for sure, obviously a hundred out of a hundred times. But she He looked like she didn't have it all, not all together. Something was she I

think is crazy? I think, but I don't think she's wrong. She said that she had proof. Yeah, she just looked so weird, burdish. How does he go from O, who who's this too? Oh? Yeah, I had your keys. I mailed them to you. It was everything you could possibly say wrong. He was like, I don't know who you are. Yes, I have your house keys. He did screw for a period of two and a half weeks. Um, I did say I was gonna try what's your name? Again? Like it was just the most bizarre exchange. But we forgot

this line and that's why it wasn't bizarre. He looked into the camera the scene before that, and he said, you can either sink with the fishes or swim ashore. He literally, he literally said that. I wrote it down and I was like, said, nobody ever, what is he talking about? You can sinking and then you could be a fish that turm ashore and then died on the beach. Like what the I don't even talking about he fish?

Don't sink me? Question? Question. In this age of tinder, all these guys probably have girls that they've been fucking up until the day they go on. I mean, like everybody in this day and age, with all these dating apps, most of these dudes probably had somebody that they were banging until they moved to Calibath. That's into that palace. But did you hear that? I don't know, because you know more of like the rules and stuff. But it was, like Jo said, three months they were when was the

ending of the last relationship? But I don't know if it was monogamous, but he said there was basically a serious question in the questionnaire. We all answered that to Mario had clearly lied about he had had communication and sex with this person within that time frame. One nice scene. I would imagine all the a lot of these guys probably bad, but he was clearly like dating her up to dating her on and off and had her keys, and I was texting her and was communicating with her.

I loved Rachel going full lawyer. Yeah, like just pulls out this skill and an education that most people. She's like, Okay, so you tell me right now, if I look at her phone, am I going to see empirical data? To me too, You're a fat pig from him and your girlfriend looks like she's missing some bones. Literally. She also like as she was going full lawyer, she could not have looked cute. I thought it was so sexy. Oh, I loved her a little. I liked her little head thing.

I liked her lashes, Like, she has the cutest human She's so adorable. You are the cutest human. Ye, you're the cutest. She was super sexy in that moment. Well, she's just hot. She's hot. Oh my god, she's so hot. Okay, So then when she goes I love this the shady acts who goes Karma is a bit, isn't it tomorrow? She was so excited to say that long and then and then the moment he said, this is how why

I have diagnosed her as being slightly crazy. The moment he said okay, okay, can we talk about this without the cameras. She says, that's not how this works because she wants her camera time. She was peach, nude peach. But she's got a hot little sit. She got a great little bit to the camera. I noticed that she had a swearing on her kittens live dad. I'm not saying she wasn't scored, but she was. She and maybe you know what. Honestly, that craziness may have been because

she was scorned. She may be a lovely person, but she was out of control. She was really skinny, had some weird chiping tattoos down her arm, and she chose to wear like a like what was that brand? It wasn't casine like. It was a classic outfit from the weekend of It was like a Copisio ballet. It was very strange. But then it was one of those leotards with the caps leave leotards from your crack. Yeah, it was okay, but I didn't enjoy um. Rachel saying to him,

get the funk out. I don't want to be played. That was exciting. I loved it. I loved it. So then they go to Clifton's and Mario and she says tomorrow is a dirty dog and they cut to that animal and raccoon it was I took I took a photo and we just looked at it and it's a it's a raccoon. Yeah, probably one of the originals, because it looks a little mange at Cliftons. If you guys don't know, is this amazing place down in l A. That's five stories and you can get Thanksgiving dinner there

every night of the year, which is amazing. It's a cafeteria that was open like in the late twenties or early thirties or something, and they free. It's amazing. So we all should go sometimes you go, would you have a yeah? Yeah? Um so then okay, So then the guys, the second batch of guys, like she was like, I'm out, I'm over this. But then it actually worked. It actually worked to like get her panties to England because all these guys could play the hero and be like, I

want to make sure you're okay. She's starting with Josiah, the lawyer who gave her the kiss and the cheesiest smile that did you see that fucking gross ass smile? She just when he was like, I'm protective of you and I want to make sure, like you know, I like I care about. She enjoyed every single guy as long as they came in and mouth kissed her. The guy that serenaded her in Russia that she like died for that moment, josel A kissing was so loud it

was Erica loudest kissing America. Smy It reminded me of with that awful guy Josh and eat the pizza and kiss the man. In Mexico, there's a lot of loud or Eric slin When he said I don't force things, I'm like, great, because that's absolutely and we both completely regret making him our choice. I hate his voice. I hate his voice, I hate I hate what he kind of like leans in like. It's just there's something really annoying about him. That. Yeah, and also I'm the previous.

He's screaming at the Southern boys, so that means he's out. I really crazy, really thought she was going to go for him. Still, I have him up there. My number one choice, my Alex. My number one is Alex, who serenaded her in Russia. I realize you've got very Russian year. I paused it and we were laughing so hard because I was like, oh, I can I can revamp my Russian. He wore like a top knight, had like a man.

But I don't know if it's Russian or Eastern European, right, you know, when they were talking Son, it's this Michigan. It's this Michigan. Steve's from Michigan, and he knows this. He knows about this place. It's like, I can't remember what it's called. No, it's like a Russian Orthodox. It's a little Russian town type of yeah. Like it's it's like a second yeah. But I don't think it's a

crazy sect. I think it's just Orthodox, like Russian Orthodox. Hello, you have beautiful bra eyes, pak pants off and take pants off, bake pants off or something like that. You ate lipstick. It was a great tweet that she was like, that's one of the tree of the week. That's okay, um okay. So then she keeps saying the way I feel loved is something something, something in physical touch, and she just kept saying, no, I feel love, it's physical touch.

I feel love my physical touch. Alex is hot, though, don't you think like my sister was, like, I would put him number one just to bang him in the fantasy suite the Russian Yeah. I think he's really good. He's a traffic but he was my top pick. But he's not. I think he doesn't seem like he like girls. I don't think he likes your girl. I don't think we know Alex enough to start throwing that around. I think girls I just don't think they have any chemistry.

So many people gay on this, but I won't have it. I don't know, all right, Russian, Michigan, Russian. Maybe he can know me that he you know, he would be the toast of pump. I mean there's anything. He's a hand, that's a man. I don't know. I'm just not feeling it, okay. So then yeah, also she there was an awkward, lengthy pause at the end because it didn't sound like it ended, and then she just burst out laughing, and it was I it was actually terrible, but I was what I

enjoy it. Also, so they cut back to the mansion and there was now that we've been diving. Now that we are Nancy drewing our way deep into the role of the bats. We actually befriended Someoney's contextants. They told me, and I didn't fully believe them. I don't know why they would lie to my face off camera. They said that they sleep tend to a room and you could

see that this disgusting bud room. It's like, oh my god, they do they sleep ten and and and the women especially, they used to show them like three in one bed. There'd be like a king sized bed and there'd be like three girls in one bed, and they don't show that with the guys. No, I don't remember seeing the guys before. I've seen it on Bachelor in Paradise. It's like, because those rooms are small, but in this footage that they showed up those guys in that room, my god,

that room was like the pantry before that kitchen. It was disgusting. I've seen the bunk beds before. Oh my god. But like what grown man, I mean, they are like barracks and they're like six p three Like I legitimately couldn't believe, Like, what do you mean tender a room? Like I can't. I don't know why I could never fall sleep tender room. I would There's not another xanicx or ambient in the world to knock me out with nine other adults, and I already have a nut fucking

sleep problems. Those it did you put me with nine people in bunk beds around me. It's not gonna happen, not even like that was like summer camp camp. It was like torture summer camp when you were seven and you might be able to sleep. I could have believe that those guys, I mean, things get messy when I traveled. Those guys live like animals, bunch of guys sharing a room they sleep. I felt like they would be neater than the girls with all their spray tan and like

like contouring like trunk. And then there's another bunk bend for the guy with the doll. Oh my god, So the guy with the doll, and then he did at the dollhouse, Like what is who's the guy? Did anybody get creaked out by that? I literally was like, wait, the dollhouse. Isn't that the guy with the doll? Jane's Jamie. I think it's Jamie. I don't think it's Jamie. Yea, yeah, Adam, I'm not investing any of my energy into that guy.

I just thought I wrote down creepy doll feathers. And then I was sweating and he did thumb war and I'm like, you're out sweating and sweating. Then he did a thumb war. I was like, are you trying to be brothers? Sister? Diggie is adorable, but Diggie, I think those glasses are things that need she's not. He's a handsome man who's not going to win this particular girl with those glasses. And I know he's five pairs of sneakers.

How many fucking beers of glasses does he have? There's a lot of frames happening, lots of frames warby Parker. Um okay, so then Brian a chiropractor, chiropractic physician? Is he a doctor? What is that? Well, he can't be called a physician unless he's a doctor, right, Why doesn't he call himself a doctor, a chiropractic doctor. I don't know a chiropractic physician. You know then, because always on on on two and a half minut they were always

joking like, a chiropractor is not a doctor. It's not a doctor. So he's not a If you're a physician, you're not. Why wouldn't he just a chiropractor? Though? A chiropractor he wants to say chiropractic. He is smooth. I mean he has moved and he's doing it right. I missed you. I heard you were upset. Let me help take this here. Here's a table in the game. He and he and she likes to be taken care of,

take charge. He he goes, first off, let me just do this, and then he just like mouthed he violated her with his disgusting tongue again and she loved it. And then he was like there was something so cheesy about how he was like, well, okay, that's a good way to start, or so I can't remember it, you know what I mean. It was just like, yeah, he's so gross, but he's smart. What did you give her a coupon for a for a rub down? She was so excited about night when he gave me a coupon.

I hope it was run down like a hand drawn. There's nothing croopier than run down. I'm gonna give you a coupon to rub one out and laid down here, faced away from me. I'm gonna put my hands on you. Lady. Doesn't money be wooed by a I He didn't say the words out louded so terrible. I'm gonna give you a rub jun and she she looked loved. He loves every guy that stuck their tongue like Josiah, every guy who was like, let me just do what needs to be done. She loved it. She loved she loves it.

She loves when a guy just gets in there and like and she's mad if they don't, she's not feeling it. Even your gross, your gross Eric did it. She liked it, like she did know that some of the guys they would sit down next to her and they would be on the other side of the couch like I do feel like you've gotta you can be like a gentleman,

but like you gotta bring it a little. Jamie did that, and when I was like, he's going home, yeah, I mean even jack Stone and Stone and Stone, he was like in another building, like they're like they're so far away, and You're like, you gotta bring some I hope I would have the confidence. I think I would shut down in this. I really think all of my charms would just leave the building and I would be the weirdest contestant. Yeah, you can't hurt and you can never don't ever be

a contestant on something like this. You know what you can do is you could do like that. You teach them how to write a tight five, like how to do you stand up? Go to UCB and freaking right, give dance lessons from my movement workshop them and to teach the loyala merry mill. You do them before they go in the room though movement a movement coach on how to move with confidence? What do you say on stage? May I touch you? Or may I may I touch you?

So many lawsuits made? Yeah you should, you would be a good coach. T shirts on sale at Arden's website dot com. It's like, my rand Oh my god, I need to sell this fucking T shirts. My house is just nothing but undersized Junior's Ladies T shirts. By the way, side, note, I'm going to the fucking post office and mailing them. Do you my disgusting pause are going to be all

over your shirts? You're welcome. Okay, wait a minute to Mario comes back and it's like, you know, first of all, a producer, I've watched enough seasons of Unreal to know that a producer was like, no man, no way, bro, bro, don't let the go down like this. Go talk to her like somebody had to drive him back up to that estate and like get him, you know, And Chris

Harrison's like, what was this? Here's my My conspiracy theory on this goes even deeper that there's the moment Chris Harrison shows up on a group date, some ship is supposed to go down and he was inexplicably at the basketball. Yeah, so I think Chris Harrison, and she walked away from him and walked into the women's restaurant. Oh, well, they

knew the ex girlfriend was coming to Mario. She didn't know, but Chris Harrison was going to be there to talk to her about it and to talk to Tomorrio and they both went their separate way, so he didn't get that airtime. So I guarantee you Chris Harrison called and was you Tomorrio, get your ass back up here. Don't let this go, or a producer did. But that's why, because they were immediately. Why is Chris Harrison here so early? So Chris was up there earlier knowing I need to

get and look at the cliffhanger. It's to be continued, Yeah, producing, you're right. And by the way, like, how would that girl know they were in that in that basketball court unless Chris, Like unless a producer of course, Wait, what did you think? She wandered in and saw him playing basketball? And this is the court of my loose bones, this contact of the producer contact. You're right, because you know what, because he was on the he was on the after he was in those first four that she met, and

that's where she saw him, so they waited. They probably, oh my god, they probably set up the basketball challenge because they knew that's where he would shine the most and that would be the peak of her liking De Mario. So then so then at the peak of him singing interesting to her, they would bring this chicken. It was perfect.

I was riveted. I was like, no, so good. And then then when he comes back, he says, almost as though what we're scripted, I'm not saying it was yesterday was the highest high I've had in my life, and followed by what was one of the lows of that girl showing up and rusting. Yeah. So that's why Chris Harrison was at the basketball game. That's why he was

at the house early, because this was all. This is all, and there's nothing wrong with saying to Da Mario, you should come back up and stand up for yourself, because he just walked out laughing, and he did look like a fool and a freaking a liar creep, and he is. But he comes back in a nice suit and he just wants to apologize, and it ends on a cliffhanger is and he's going to get beat up. Well that why do you think it's going to happen. I don't know.

I think, oh my god, all those guys walking reservoir dog style. I think Polly is going to stop him. Is Polly also that someone was only that they were like on the walk that went out? Oh, and he's like this is to me, I'm gonna go get Mr Harrison. Yeah. I don't lovely talk like this, but I gotta talk like this. Next seen minutes sixer Harrison and then I'll go back to talking. Oh my god, Harrison common Ques, he's little suspicious. What do you call it? Black? Oh?

Black guy at the gate? Am I not supposed to say that anyway? You gotta go up there at take care of it? You know that's what you think? You guys, this season is already. Who do you think it's gonna win? Do you think it's going to be. Do you think it's gonna be Chiropractor or Peter or Dean? I think Dean's gonna be too young. I don't think Dean's gonna win. I agree, so just Ziah, Peter or new face Chiropractor

Right now, I feel like it's Peters to lose. Yeah, I feel like Chiropractor still has has a leg up. I think Josiah has um. I mean she got the rose on that day, right, Josiah and she like they had a good little and he is a prosecuting attorney exactly from isn't he from Texas to But she likes a bad boy, Peter and Josiah probably in the leading

bad boys. I mean, you know, it's kind of like at a lot of women go through where they're like, oh, I like the bad boy, and then when there's like a good guy they made, they have to be like, well, you know, they like talk themselves out, like I don't know. I think maybe she made every single bachelor and bachelorette takes the bad version that never picked the night. She's never one. She is smart, and you know what, Josiah is smart enough to figure out what it is she's

responding to and give it to him. He went to law school, people, I think he's smart enough to recognize, Oh wait a minute, Like as the numbers dwindle, he looks at chiropractor and goes, oh, he's kind of bossy. He's a creditory. I guess all right, I can do that. Yeah. In pursuit of love, he's gonna push her against the wall and kiss her because I just hope that works. Ladies like to be pushed against not against the will. But I'm not there. You don't like were into it?

Like right, guy's happening with the wrong guy. I remember there was a guy and I will not name names, who was a comedian that walked like years ago, and I've since said this to other girlfriends of mine and when you when you're like, oh, will you walk me to my car? I don't feel safe, and they would walk into your car and then all of a sudden they're like kissing you. We're like, no, you're the one protecting me from this. You're the one who's protecting me.

If it's if it's a guy that you like and you want Ladies do like to be pushed up against the wall. True, if you like them, if you like you like them, if you like them. It's tough. It's tough for a guy to figure out, Okay, if I need to be if I need to be more aggressive for her, what if I picked the wrong time, Like you know what I mean. It's a tough question. I totally understand. I get that. Yeah, And they all like

for the most part, except for maybe a little swarmy Cairo. Dude, they seem like a good bunch of guys, like they don't seem like not check that well, the way he was leaning into her fourth place would hate. Will you guys help me with the tweet of the week? Can I read your Yeah? Yeah, yeah? What's happening? Okay, We've got some really good ones this week. Okay, next one, I think it's from a first timer. Listens from Dan. I don't think I'm gonna say this right, Dan Fagner

at Head Tigers. Okay, that's the Katie's friend. Are you? Is she saying the name right? Yo? Yeah? He loves this podcast and help. That's all of you? Hi, Dan Okay at Sledding x Tigers. Okay, it is nice that we never have to guess what Lucas screams when he reaches climax. That'd a good one, I yelling met I get out never again? All right, that's definitely in the running. I like this one too. Jessica Channel with at Jessica

Chenn now Ashton Kutcher. I knew on day one everyone else in the world, but didn't you marry someone else? It's true? That's really good. Shoot, those are two. Yeah, he knew her strong. Yeah, well she was also sixteen when they met. She was under age and had lied to casting to get on how many milan probably three or four years. I mean he might have been eighteen she you know, but but yeah not, it wasn't from day one. That's that's rough. You just to me more

weeping in her. Number three Michelle at Michelle gets well, this is the one that you like, Darren. After Rachel dumps them, Alex fires up the grill in paradise and cooks Christina romantic lipstick dinner. Romantic lipstick. Then are very good ones. Okay, there's more two more um okay. Number four Test McGear at Test McGear. I think it's very relatable and human to risk offending the girl you're dating on TV by dunking on her because you want to

impress Kareem abdul Jabbar. Okay, all right, okay. And last time, Anna Sayler at Anna Tyler. The panic on Waboom's face when they mentioned children cannot be within five that's valid. Okay. So I'm gonna whiddle it down to three, and then you can help me pick it down to two. So we have Dan it is nice that we never have to read guess what Lucas screams when he reaches climax? Number two Jessica Chenowis Ashton Kutcher, I knew on day one everyone else in the world, but didn't you marry

someone else? And number three after Rachel dumpson, Alex spires up the Girl in Paradise and cooks, Okay, I'm gonna do this top two. So it's either going to be it's nice and we never have to guess what Lucas screams when he reaches climax or I knew on day one, but didn't you marry someone else? Aaron lipstick Dinner? Oh that's not in the running running? Okay, Uh well, I'm gonna Okayain, we never have to guess what what Lucas screams when he reaches climax. And the other one is

do you want lipstick dinner in the running? Yeah, I'll do the Lucas one. Okay, So we'll go between Lucas and lipstick Dinner, so you can say, okay. So after Rachel Dampson, Alex spires at the Girl in Paradise and cooks Christina romantic lipstick dinner or nice. We never have to guess what Lucas screams when he reaches climax cadget well boom scasm. Okay, Katie, uh the dance Okay, So we have two for Dan, one for lipstick dinner. Anna. Oh my god, Dan, that's great. Congratulations then you break

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you so much. We really appreciate your comments and keep them coming. If you want to be our co host, you still have to you have like twelve days. We're doing it Wednesday, June fourteenth. It's going to be Aaron and I. Here's one of the people who has uh. She emailed us as Rose Podcast at gmail dot com. Jill Rice. Here's part of her lovely email. UM, let's see, so this is her. I feel prepared to help out with the podcast. I often watch and take notes. My

sixteen year old daughter and I watched The Batchelor together. Uh. When she goes away to camp for a month every summer. Being the caring mother that I am, I write her bachelor update pick Camp. So Jill has thrown her hat in the ring. You should throw your hat in the ring. We will announced that night at the show in Rosemont, Illinois, just outside of Chicago. We hope that you guys come um, Paget, will you be with us next week? We have Rob the Bachelor of the Year is back with us next year.

Look at my book. I hope so and if I have something there, I'll try and cants a little. Then let me look cat it. We love you so much. I want to come back. I want you to come back. At Jill Biden veep, Oh it is yake. Oh. I really thought it'd be best friends with Jill Biden. After this, I got excited. I bet she does like it. I bet she's like they probably watched together and they're like, dude, we gotta get we gotta get Ashton and meal On. Yeah. Tweet at Ashton Milan, tell him to come on our

podcast for next week. Ye oh my god. The Fourth Sun is back together next week, haven't We haven't been to four of us together? And forever the season? This season away because last summer, really know that's winter, that's wind. It would be during next season. You guys, I cannot thank you enough. Thank you for letting me call in Paget. It's always a dream. Aaron. I just adore you guys. Thanks for everybody for listening. Katie Ada, this is we're doing the Lord's work, and I tattooed it on my

inner lip. W y A t R. We should get it on our well, um, Katie, I guess I'll let you play the real song out. Does anybody have anything for any final words? I just miss you, Lordon, I miss my best friend. Oh my god, got it all up and get to night. It feels so good. I just gotta wonder to bless your finger when you're except this roll all over you, except this roll into your word, shore your except this rose into your world now, leaving Nurice to dot com