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My Therapist Ghosted Me

Join Vogue Williams & Joanne McNally for a weekly chat with 100% honesty guaranteed. "My Therapist Ghosted Me" is the result of Joanne's therapist doing just that! Ignoring her calls, refusing to answer the door at the clinic, or speak to her after she'd tracked him down at Enfield crematorium as he scattered his Aunt's ashes. Despite it all, it’s often said that friends give the best therapy so Vogue & Joanne have teamed up to do exactly that (alongside a generous helping of laughter as that too is said to be the best form of therapy). Together they will give 100% unqualified, unsubstantiated but up front and honest advice on the plethora of issues they and many others continue to grapple with. If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com For live shows, merch and more, visit mytherapistghostedme.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For advertising opportunities on this podcast email: dax@global.com
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Episodes

Pay Pig, Hamnet & Greatest Hits

You know how you sometimes get a 'greatest hits' album? This podcast goes a bit 'greatest hits' at points, but for all the right reasons. Vogue's moved house and Joanne's sunglasses are... Questionable... There's a lot to get into. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com You can now watch FULL video epsiodes of My Therapist Ghosted Me! Visit www.youtube.com/@mtgmpod and remember to subscribe! Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privac...

Jan 16, 202641 min

MTGM EXTRA! "It all just happened..."

There's a weird, hive-mind effect going on this week... Somehow, Joanne KNEW what the email was going to be about, before she'd even seen it. Tickets for Joanne's tour Pinotphile are now LIVE: www.joannemcnally.com If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that ma...

Jan 14, 202622 min

Ski Angels, School Nicknames & The Privilege Package

If you went to school any more than 10 years ago, the nicknames afforded to girls schools in Ireland in the 80s and 90s will be of no surprise to you... It was a very different time. If you're a younger listener, strap in. Vogue is on the slopes which means she's wearing a ridiculous hat and Joanne is wearing sunglasses, which either means she's been engaging in wellness activities, or taking advantage of the free bar. You decide... If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@M...

Jan 09, 202646 min

MTGM EXTRA! "Don't be scared..."

In a slight extension to the 'MTGM Christmas Party', here Vogue & Joanne are, in your podcast box on Christmas Eve. That's right. Get it on. Tickets for Joanne's tour Pinotphile are now LIVE: www.joannemcnally.com If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that...

Dec 24, 202523 min

Christmas Party, Debris & Ping-Pong

It's all crept up a bit this year, don't you find? Before anyone had time to plan anything, the 'MTGM Christmas Party' was in full swing.... Consisting of a couple of glasses enjoyed virtually, as though it was 2020 or something. No matter! There's still time for some 2026 predictions and an update on one of Joanne's obsessions. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour...

Dec 19, 202542 min

MTGM EXTRA! "A third person..."

It's a late in the evening record and that means one thing: Vogue is drinking milk and is getting ready for bed. Despite that, there's plenty of time to discuss a listener's problem... Is three a good idea? Tickets for Joanne's tour Pinotphile are now LIVE: www.joannemcnally.com If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com...

Dec 17, 202525 min

Mum Guilt, P*rn Ban & Labels

How long ago did they bring in the p*rn ban in the UK? A good while ago, no? Apparently, Joanne hadn't noticed. Vogue had, but that's less of a surprise. This week, with Vogue finally back from Australia, it's time to dive in on the Wicked press tour and for Vogue to hard launch a new project! If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapi...

Dec 12, 202542 min

MTGM EXTRA! "She kept washing... And washing..."

One little mention of a Thai massage faux pas and the flood gates open... Apparently a lot of you have found yourselves in questionable situations, so let's hear another. Meanwhile, Vogue is just about settling back in (she literally landed hours ago) and Joanne has BIG tour news. Tickets for Joanne's tour Pinotphile are now LIVE: www.joannemcnally.com If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy...

Dec 10, 202522 min

Pig Brain, Bob Dylan & Harry Redknapp's Boots

Vogue Williams shares uncensored details from her recent jungle reality show stint, covering everything from the harsh environment and strict rules to the surprising mental and physical challenges she faced, including a panic attack and the subsequent support she received. She and Joanne McNally also discuss funny moments like Bob Dylan's supposed death and their Spotify Wrapped listening habits, offering a behind-the-scenes look at celebrity life and enduring a demanding competition.

Dec 05, 202539 min

MTGM EXTRA! "Rejection..." - With Michelle de Swarte

In this bonus episode, Joanne McNally and guest Michelle de Swarte delve into the realities of fame, from "I'm a Celeb" behind-the-scenes to the complexities of media training. They then shift to a listener's email, offering heartfelt advice on overcoming professional rejection and navigating an identity crisis at 39, emphasizing self-gambles, routine, and a mindful approach to social media. The conversation concludes with relatable, humorous tales of their own attempts at sober activities.

Dec 03, 202521 min

Michelle de Swarte, Sonic The Hedgehog & Vote Vogue!

Joanne McNally welcomes guest Michelle De Swarte as they discuss Vogue's appearance on "I'm a Celebrity...Get Me Out of Here!". The pair share hilarious anecdotes about social awkwardness, from train encounters to work mixers, and delve into Michelle's past experiences. They also critique the concerning trend of youth-oriented skincare products and reflect on the evolution of their comedy careers and podcasting.

Nov 28, 202541 min

MTGM EXTRA! "Do I let him get on with it?"

It's time for Joanne to start finding company whilst Vogue is in the jungle... So, who better than the man she's always on the road with?! It's Gearóid Farrelly! Tickets for Joanne's tour Pinotphile are now LIVE: www.joannemcnally.com If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com This episode contains explicit language and ...

Nov 26, 202528 min

SHE'S IN THE JUNGLE!

The cat is out of the bag... The snake is out of the sack... VOGUE IS IN THE JUNGLE!!! In this episode, recorded the day before she got on a very long flight, she and Joanne discuss what's to come over the next few weeks, how she's feeling and how Joanne nearly blew it all weeks ago! If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedm...

Nov 21, 202544 min

MTGM EXTRA! "Questioning my sexuality..."

In this bonus episode, Vogue Williams and Joanne McNally delve into Joanne's recent antics, from her ADHD diagnosis to post-show drunken escapades. They also tackle the pressures of public life, discussing false media rumors and the unfair criticism faced by working mothers. The main segment features a heartfelt email from a listener who, despite being a happily partnered gay man, is experiencing intense urges and dreams about women, prompting a discussion on sexual fluidity and acceptance.

Nov 19, 202519 min

A Series of Wild Claims

In this episode, Joanne McNally and Vogue Williams delve into a variety of "wild claims," from Joanne's recent facial cosmetic work and a disastrous photoshoot to debates about seasons and city demographics. They discuss celebrity news, including the "I'm A Celeb" lineup and controversial comments from Ronaldo, alongside ethical dilemmas like pet and human cloning. The hosts also touch on serious topics such as male loneliness and Spencer Matthews' charity triathlon, all while sharing personal anecdotes and their unique perspectives.

Nov 14, 202545 min

MTGM EXTRA! "My friend's husband..."

Vogue and Joanne share personal struggles with parenting and sleep before diving into TV and book recommendations, including a deep dive into "Oldsfare" and a Caroline Flack documentary. They tackle a listener's dilemma about fancying a friend's husband, exploring relationship dynamics and consequences. The episode concludes with a hilarious story about mischievous octogenarians in a hotel, sparking hopes for a vibrant old age.

Nov 12, 202525 min

MRI, Plane Fear & Divorce Settlements

Vogue and Joanne delve into a wide array of topics, from the trials of managing household bills and the humorous (and sometimes dark) aspects of homeschooling, to profound fears of flying and the surprising dangers of helicopters. They also dissect recent celebrity scandals, including Kevin Federline's memoir about Britney Spears and other high-profile divorce settlements, critically examining the gender dynamics of spousal support. The episode also features a segment on 'hot felons' and the inherent appeal of crime, wrapping up with listener emails.

Nov 07, 202545 min

MTGM EXTRA! "Should I...?"

This episode features Vogue's latest conspiracy theory deep dive into the flat earth and an incoming "spaceship hotel," alongside humorous discussions about apology techniques. They delve into celebrity relationship dynamics, Esther Perel's "rip and repair" theory, and the realities of childcare even for wealthy parents. The hosts also tackle a listener's dilemma about leaving a comfortable life in Copenhagen to pursue a dream job in London, offering advice based on their own experiences.

Nov 05, 202526 min

An almost Halloween Special, Lily Allen & The Louvre

In this almost Halloween special, Joanne and Vogue delve into Lily Allen's new album, exploring its themes of female revenge, open marriages, and the dramatic "pussy palace" revelation. They also share personal anecdotes on midlife crises, faking wins for kids, and lament their dating lives. The episode also features a recap of the audacious Louvre crown jewels heist and touches on China's new influencer regulations.

Oct 31, 202539 min

MTGM EXTRA! "He might like to try pegging..."

Vogue recounts her highly anticipated meeting with Kim Kardashian, sharing details of the red carpet and the surprising aftermath of her intense experience. The hosts then discuss Lily Allen's new album, praised for its candid exploration of a marriage breakdown and themes of public truth. Finally, a memorable listener email describes a comical and messy attempt at pegging involving an unexpected product mishap.

Oct 29, 202526 min

In with The Beckhams, Man Thrown Out & A Kardashian Up Close

The hosts of My Therapist Ghosted Me are back with a lively episode, catching up on Joanne's tour antics, including a man being removed from her show, and her unexpected interaction with Cruz Beckham. Vogue shares her immense excitement about an upcoming interview with Kim Kardashian, discussing everything from Kris Jenner's secret facelift code to Kim's new "merkin" fashion line. They also delve into a bizarre story about a faked pregnancy, debate shifting beauty standards, and Vogue makes a commitment to sobriety for her mental health.

Oct 24, 202543 min

Introducing Unlikely Friends - A brand new podcast! - Unlikely Friends

Hello you beauties! Because we know you love My Therapist Ghosted Me so much, we thought you might like this too. A brand new podcast from Leigh Francis, Emma Bunton, Jade Jones, and Jill Francis - where anything can (and probably will) happen! Each week, they’ll be taking topic suggestions from listeners and diving headfirst into whatever you want to hear about. From parenthood and fame to 90s fashion and cold wedding buffets, no subject is off limits. Unlikely Friends is all about laid-back ch...

Oct 16, 20252 min

MTGM EXTRA! "I'd sell my story."

Vogue Williams celebrates her 40th birthday, reflecting on life's journey and the privilege of aging, while Joanne McNally recounts an astounding 16.5-hour sleep, sparking a humorous debate on pre-menopause. The hosts then discuss the Riyadh Comedy Festival, examining the moral quandaries faced by comedians performing in Saudi Arabia given its human rights record. They also dissect the alleged lyrical feud between Taylor Swift and Charli XCX, touching on the decoding culture and underlying power dynamics in the music industry. The episode wraps up with the announcement of their upcoming two-week break.

Oct 08, 202521 min

Oasis II, Rapture & A Fridge

In this episode, Vogue recounts her electrifying experience at another Oasis concert, fueling discussion on celebrity crushes and sibling rivalries, while Joanne shares a bizarre airport encounter. They highlight a charity competition for Global's Make Some Noise and delve into the internet's recent rapture prediction, exploring the line between faith and delusion. Later, Vogue reveals her new voiceover role as a fridge in a Disney movie, sparking a conversation about the rising fears of AI. The episode concludes with heartfelt reflections on the sad passing of Vogue's dog, Winnie, and the profound grief of losing a beloved pet.

Oct 03, 202540 min

MTGM EXTRA! "Cork in the eighties..."

Vogue and Joanne share a bonus episode packed with listener and personal anecdotes. Highlights include a wild 80s story of children mistakenly flying to Nairobi instead of Newcastle, a shocking tale of Charlie Sheen piloting a passenger plane, and funny mishaps with taxis and chatty drivers. The hosts also discuss pregnancy challenges and look forward to an Oasis concert, promising more behind-the-scenes antics.

Oct 01, 202522 min

Auntie Joanna, Teeth & Bestiality (Again)

Joanne and Vogue announce an exciting UK competition for Global's Make Some Noise, offering a unique prize. They then dive into personal anecdotes about health, bizarre medical stories, and funny observations on social behavior. The episode also features Joanne's journey with sobriety and humorous discussions about fashion, unusual collectibles, and strange legal battles, all wrapped in their signature candid and comedic style.

Sep 26, 202545 min

MTGM EXTRA! "My ex still niggles at me..."

This episode features hosts Vogue and Joanne delving into listener mail concerning lingering feelings about a cheating ex-boyfriend. They also share personal anecdotes, including Spencer's unexpectedly grand birthday plans for Vogue, Joanne's obsession with Sage coffee machines and a bizarre story involving one, and relatable fears about aging and home intruders. The episode wraps up with advice on moving past betrayal and a humorous take on public Duolingo habits.

Sep 24, 202526 min

Seat 1A, Bunking Off & A Sexy Priest

Joanne and Vogue share hilarious personal anecdotes and listener stories, including Vogue's peculiar flight seating demands and a shocking account of two Irish teenagers who illicitly traveled from Dublin to New York in 1985. The hosts also delve into bizarre travel blunders, childhood escapades, and a gruesome true-crime podcast recommendation. The episode wraps up with a lighthearted segment on a viral "sexy priest," discussing his internet fame and the intricacies of religious celibacy, plus upcoming show plugs and Christmas gift ideas.

Sep 19, 202539 min

MTGM EXTRA! "My Mum is quite judgemental..."

Vogue and Joanne discuss the humor and struggles of life, starting with cosmetic surgery jokes and the emotional toll of pet illness, like Winnie's health scare. They explore modern societal shifts in motherhood and careers, before Joanne shares insights from her tour, including an intriguing offer to work on a "sex cruise." The episode concludes with advice to a listener struggling to reveal a significant age-gap relationship to her judgmental mother, emphasizing living for oneself despite family expectations.

Sep 17, 202522 min

Sleeves, Spoilers & Saints

Vogue and Joanne navigate various mishaps, from travel woes and a chaotic recording day to a hunger-fueled luxury hotel stay in Barcelona. They dive into a spoiler-filled discussion of the "Unknown Number: The High School Catfish" documentary, revealing the shocking twist. The hosts also explore the Vatican's latest move to canonize a millennial gamer saint, pondering the Catholic Church's attempts to stay relevant in modern times.

Sep 12, 202540 min
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