Langston and David answer a listener's email about the evil doings of Dutch people with their cigars and paint. They received a DM from a listeners to confirm more Black Pete rumors. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com You will not want to miss My Momma Told Me LIVE! at The Elysian in Los Angeles, California. Show is on Thursday, February 16th at 7:30pm. Get your tickets here! We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma...
Jan 05, 2023•35 min•Season 1Ep. 72
Langston and David continue the conversation of Black Santa and dive into other holiday traditions that focus on one mission: exploiting a workforce. The conversation moves from a lucky Italian witch to Black Pete; a slave to Santa. What tales do we tell the children? You will not want to miss this episode, and a reminder: figgy pudding ain't shit. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com You will not want to miss My Momma Told Me LIVE! at The...
Jan 03, 2023•38 min•Season 3Ep. 20
Hi My Momma Told Me Listeners! Clown Parade is featuring "The Janelis J Show" by comedian Milly Tamarez. If you want to hear more shows like this please listen to Clown Parade on the iHeartRadio App, Apple Podcast or wherever you get your podcasts. -- In her iHeartRadio debut Janelis is joined by her co-host Gerald pronounced JUR AWLD ( Ron Metellus ) to bring down the house but hope they don’t get taken off-air like the other 3 stations they were at. In this episode, they cover SCALDING hot top...
Dec 22, 2022•39 min•Season 1Ep. 71
Is Santa Black? Langston and David bring you a two-part episode just in time for the holidays to discuss the idea of Black Santa and if it's just another tool to feed capitalistic goals. We learn about the origins of Santa and what he REALLY looks like to each of us. Lastly, David envisions what the Easter Bunny really looks like. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com You will not want to miss My Momma Told Me LIVE! at The Elysian in Los An...
Dec 20, 2022•56 min•Season 3Ep. 19
Langston and David answer a listener's email about artists placing hidden messages in their music, specifically Candy by Cameo is about cocaine. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Dec 15, 2022•38 min•Season 1Ep. 70
Are Black people more prone to crack addiction than their white counterparts? Langston and David dive deep with Kaseem Bentley (White Slavery Podcast) about this conspiracy theory. They weigh in on talks of melanin and outside environmental factors, plus Heavy D conversations ensue along with wild talks of campaigning for "legalizing" crack. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
Dec 13, 2022•1 hr 12 min•Season 3Ep. 18
Langston and David answer a listener's email about mixing brown and clear liquor and the outcome of this concoction. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Dec 08, 2022•20 min•Season 1Ep. 69
Are you supposed to let a man walk through the door first on New Year's Day? Langston and David chat with Jessica Clemons (New Rockstars YouTube) about this holiday conspiracy theory and others that are suppose to bring good fotune to a new year. The South never surprises us with their superstitions and our hosts find a new role model in the MMTM universe: Grandpa Junior. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for...
Dec 06, 2022•1 hr 10 min•Season 3Ep. 17
Langston and David answer a listener's email about Magic Johnson's infamous penis and why he truly retired from the NBA. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Dec 01, 2022•17 min•Season 1Ep. 68
Is there a gay mafia in hip hop? Langston and David discuss with Ian Lara (HBO Max's Ian Lara: Romantic Comedy) the influential power in the music industry - Black, gay, or straight. Plus, how weird the "Peaches and Cream" video truly is. In the end, someone will be getting whacked...off. Music video to Peaches and Cream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wl2NCXzg1FQ Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privac...
Nov 29, 2022•56 min•Season 3Ep. 16
Langston and David answer a listener's email about knowing which biracial parent is Black based off their booty. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Nov 24, 2022•16 min•Season 1Ep. 67
Is there a difference between regular and premium gasoline? Furthermore, do our cars need luxury gas to make them run better? Langston and David drive thru a passionate and tumultuous discussion of this conspiracy theory. Think of it as another installment of The Fast & Furious franchise. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Nov 22, 2022•1 hr 10 min•Season 3Ep. 15
Langston and David answer a listener's email about lead paint contributing to the rise of serial killers in the 70s and 80s. Vox: https://www.vox.com/2016/1/14/17991876/crime-drop-murder-lead-exposure-gasoline-environment See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Nov 17, 2022•17 min•Season 1Ep. 66
Is the United States a racist country? Langston and David talk with comedian Byron Bowers (Hulu's Spiritual N*gga) about the socio-economic factors and problems that cultivate discriminiation amongst ourselves. This episode is a mushroom trip and there's one thing for sure: the devil wants you to eat the bootyhole. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Nov 15, 2022•53 min•Season 3Ep. 14
Langston and David answer a listener's email about "flat earth" being a gateway to other conspiracy theories on the Internet. Link to conspiracy chart discussed on the episode: https://conspiracychart.com/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Nov 10, 2022•26 min•Season 1Ep. 65
Was country singer Patsy Cline white passing? Langston and David hang out with Shalewa Sharpe (The War Report Podcast) to discuss the reasoning behind "flying under" the racial identity radar and what celebrities are doing today to embrace their biracial identity. Honestly, it's not that much. This episode is NOT brought to you by Afro dot com. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Nov 08, 2022•1 hr 7 min•Season 3Ep. 13
Langston and David answer a listener's email about the relations between Black and Jewish people. Take away: Antisemitism is dumb, and so is Ye. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Nov 03, 2022•16 min•Season 1Ep. 64
Do Black men have big dicks? Langston and David discuss with Brandon Kyle Goodman (Netflix's Big Mouth) about the greatest and most talked about rumor across all races. We get to the bottom of whether size matters or whether it's the motion of the ocean. Also, we talk about David's encounter with the Folsom Street Fair. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Nov 01, 2022•51 min•Season 3Ep. 12
Langston and David answer a listener's email about the need to put on lotion to avoid being ashy and refused services. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Oct 27, 2022•17 min•Season 1Ep. 63
Did a girl die when she did the "Lean Wit It, Rock Wit It" too hard and snapped her neck? Langston and David break it down with Atlanta comedian Mandal (Don't Tell Comedy) about this 2007 dance craze. They talk about high school dance battles and making sure we all know who Fabo is...even if you're from the Midwest. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Oct 25, 2022•59 min•Season 3Ep. 11
Langston and David answer a listener's email about their Eritrean mom's disapproval of licking spoons. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Oct 20, 2022•18 min•Season 1Ep. 62
Is the government kidnapping Black kids for experiments? Langston and David talk with comedian Stephen Agyei (Bojack Horseman) to discuss the purpose of these abductions and brainwashing the youths. How do you think we got Corn Kid and Russell Wilson? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Oct 18, 2022•56 min•Season 3Ep. 10
Langston and David answer a listener's email about the lack of coverage on the Flint stabber on popular true crime podcasts because the victims were Black. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Oct 13, 2022•14 min•Season 1Ep. 61
Do animals know when you are pregnant? Langston and David chat with comedian Yamaneika Saunders (Life & Beth) about animal survival instincts and knowing the changes in their human counterparts' behavior. Also, they talk about white women breastfeeding lambs... no animals were harmed during the making of this record session. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Oct 11, 2022•48 min•Season 3Ep. 9
Langston and David answer a listener's email about speculations about Krispy Kreme being associated with the KKK. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Oct 06, 2022•20 min•Season 1Ep. 60
Hey MMTM Listeners! Langston and David will be back recording new episodes soon. In the meantime rate and review the podcast or send your conspiracy theories/thoughts over to mymommapod@gmail.com -- Are light skinned people good at R&B? Langston and David hit the studio with guest Kevin Avery (The Great North) and get to the bottom of this farfetched and colorful conspiracy theory. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
Oct 04, 2022•59 min•Season 3Ep. 8
Hey MMTM Listeners! Langston and David will be back making motherf*ckin' mini episodes soon. In the meantime rate and review the podcast or send your conspiracy theories/thoughts over to mymommapod@gmail.com -- Langston and David answer a listener's email about how the food pyramid was racist and how it intentionally overlooked and missed America’s minorities. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
Sep 29, 2022•16 min•Season 1Ep. 59
Did rapper Chingy get exiled from the music industry because he knew the truth about ISIS? Langston and David hang with Will Miles (SouthSide) to talk about the days of Chingy and where exactly Chingy is now. This episode goes all over the place and we're not sorry for it! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Sep 27, 2022•58 min•Season 3Ep. 7
Hey MMTM Listeners! Langston and David will be back making motherf*ckin' mini episodes soon. In the meantime rate and review the podcast or send your conspiracy theories/thoughts over to mymommapod@gmail.com -- Langston and David answer a listener's email about if you have kids with a white person and deny your Blackness, then the white genes win. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
Sep 22, 2022•30 min•Season 1Ep. 58
Were the original descendants of Israel Black? Langston and David take on this controversial conspiracy theory and want to remind everyone that they are NOT Nick Cannon. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Sep 20, 2022•52 min•Season 3Ep. 8
