Motherfucking miniyar So Mini episode, motherfucking mini your So. Welcome to another fantastic episode of My Mama Told Me, the podcast where we dive deep deep into the pockets of black conspiracy theories and tried to prove the theories of you, the listener, which stanking you, stinking bitch by you, thank booty, bitch wipe, that's you. You knew you didn't finish wiping when you got up, you idiot. That's why you bought the white wipes because of your actions you. I don't
care if you're in a rush. You finished fucking wiping. You stayed till the job's done. That's what I always learned. The job can't wait, your asshole, can't you you and it's what you're doing. I didn't. I'm like Sinkerman and and we're we're coming in hot today hot and like today. I love that poop talk, yeah, poop, And we don't
do a lot of poop talk on this podcast. I would we could get there and then we could start we I'm not opposed to it, I'm not above it, but but I am identifying that's not where we're at at the moment. I got bron guidess ain't nobody got time for it. I couldn't agree with you more honestly, I'll tell you the true that pressed that because it said it said sweet Brown and that's the name of the lady and not Yeah, I thought the description of the audio. I thought it was poop based. That's all me.
That's me. Do you know? Sweet Brown? After that video ended up getting sponsored by like a dental company and like did a full like series of dentists commercials and got her teeth fixed and like sober and ship. Yeah, it was really nice. That's the best. I hope that's how it goes for the corn Kid. I don't have
a lot of hope for the corn kid. Yeah, the same, Like six white people keep showing up everywhere he is to interview him and be like, I still want you to be the corn kiding He's like, yeah, yeah, okay, I'll be the corn Kid. I guess like this is creepy, bro. Yeah, I don't want it. I want it to go that way, but no, it started for me. I love that. That's how you feel about the corn Kid for sure, as one of those where you gotta talk a little nasty to him. So that he gets out of there and
that makes a different choice. Talk a little nasty to him. That's how you get the titties on your forehead. What are you talking about? I don't know. But we got an email. This is exciting. We got an email them from a person named Whitney. Whitney said, sent us an email, and she said, well, the the subject of the email that's more important at the moment. The subject of the email is by racial booty. Mini episode, is what she
she's calling this. Yeah, that's what I think is the only thing worth calling this episode is by racial booty. But she said, my mama didn't tell me this, but I'm a mom, so I'm I told me that. Okay, I like what you're doing. Whitney. She said, if a girl is by racial you can tell which parent is black by her body. I grew up with some biracial girls like, yeah, I thought you might like this. I
thought this might spark your interest. Is complicated, Yeah, she says, I grew up with some biracial girls who all had the same daddy but different white moms. Holy shit, all of them had a big booty except for one. There were like six of them. There were very attractive girls, and this stemmed my interests in this subject. I have a thing for looking at people's butts, so over time I noticed that the black slash white biracial girls with black daddy's have a nice ass, whereas the girls with
the white dad's have white flat booties. Most of my references are from people in my life, so celebrity examples besides Holly Berry. But I trust that you and David will get the thorough is most detailed research on the topic. Bye bitch, Whitney, Well, Whitney. Hell yeah. I also liked to look at booties, all right, and and a third on that one, I I would say, uh, unanimous decision. We all like to look at booty. Yeah. I think it's across the board as far as this side of things,
that is a that is a I see. Take. Here's the thing about biracial We need a bigger sample group. Mmmm. It's what I think, right, because she's only talked about black being mixed with white. And I think, as we know from having been across this great nation of ours, there's a lot of things you can mix black with. Yeah, you can mix black, but pretty much everything. It's like the color of clothes, it goes with everything. It ain't gonna ruin that outfit. Put it on you whatever you
need to. I will say that that as I think about women in my own life who are biracial with black dads, one of them doing we having big butts. I told you I don't. I don't know that this affirms the conspiracy or denies it, but I do know that that if I'm looking at my own sort of like uh, catalog of bucks that I've seen on mixed girls, then black daddy's be popping. I'm trying to think. I'm trying so you know you obviously, I'm trying to find
the exception to the rule. I'm trying to think if I've ever known a mixed woman with the white father, and and I am drawing a blank. Yeah, that's a that's a tough one. And I wonder, I wonder if I was a white father, but flat you know, that's not what. You gotta beat it till it's till it's good and smushed that walking around your house. I just
wonder culture. I wonder literally he'd have to be like she didn't get that from our side, right, Like that's probably like alienating between you and your big booty daughter. I yeah, it's it's almost, uh, there's an obligation to explain the body somehow for for this white dad to be like, well, it's complicated, you see, whereas like I think for a mom, it's it. Women are much more progressive and just can be accepting of each other's forms
whatever they they probably are. Are you saying that the big booty jeans in black men are so dominant that they will take over like they kind of take over the small I if I'm to follow what she's suggesting correctly, I think she's suggesting that, much like receding hairline, the genius passed through your father's side, not your mother's side. That's if I'm understanding what it's being laid out here,
that big booty comes from your daddy. Here's the research that I want that a lot of people aren't bold enough to take on. Do these dads have asked? Okay, okay, I like that, Bill Clinton? Do these fathers have asked? Because I and it's a good question, all right, do you have the power to to pass this ass on directly? Or is it more? Is this skipping generations? Asked? Kind of fine, right, like is it some more? Is it
more of a recessive thing? But because it's like, because I'm willing to under to me, it makes more sense that these dads just got asked and maybe yeah, I got a thick daddy and yeah, yeah, you know what I mean. He he played on the line, but he was a tight ending thickness is as thickness does, and I does yeah, and I does it. That does the thickness.
I think that that makes more sense to me than the dad's holding some But I mean it is like the hairline thing, like, right, it might be recessive that the death I just this is gonna there's no way to say this that doesn't sound complicated. It is wild to me that I may be carrying the power of the butt of my mother Like that feels like the sins of the father type of situation. Well, no, no, no,
I don't think big butts are a sin. Yeah, this is yeah, you're you're really uh, you're fighting some stuff here. I'm backing myself into a strange Brewish shaped corn. There's a cora that that Olivia sent us that says, is the size of your butt genetics or not in a person responded by saying the size of your butt is going to be attributed to four main things. Your bone structure, This is your changeable genetics. I don't know what bones gotta do with all that meat. Uh, the original and
insertion points of the gluteous muscles. Again, genetics. How large your butt muscles are can have variation based on how much of your little or how little you train the muscles, however, still constrained by genetic potential. And then how much fat stored on your butt. The numbers of fat cells you have is genetic, but how full these fat cells are
can be changed. Call me crazy, but this sounds like he was written by a white dad, right, Yeah, no, it's a white dad being like, well, statistically and scientifically genetics say you can't have fat cells or talk about if you really want a big butt, then believe in your button. Maybe where was this answer? January six? January six was just ah, it's a regular day in the afternoon. Yeah, I was having a good time. I feel like for this conspiracy for me, the jury is out, I gotta
go to the field. Yeah, I'm I'll say this. I think in general I'm tending to agree with the conspiracy, or at least feeling feeling open to the possibility of it being real. The only person who's coming to mind that I feel like might disprove this is Mariah Carry. Mariah Carries, the celebrity that keeps popping in my head. Who ain't all right? So I'm a black man. I there had to be a black man in that. And she ain't. She ain't that, she ain't got no fat ass,
you know what I mean? Up top? Yeah? No, And hey, I love a good segments account, you know what I mean. But the most intimate detail I've ever shared on a podcast, Yeah, I I I'm for it. I would just like to know if this is I'd like to know if the dad's got asked or if it is a recessive gene that we're all holding, because if we're all holding the power, two more fat asses in the planet, Oh man, that is proof of the patriarchy, if if ever there was one of not only us wielding the power, but us
not in fact blessing and bestowing everybody with it. It's like, if that's what makes me feel like it might be from the dad's having asked and not this recessive gene. Here's the way. Here's the challenge I posed to the listeners today. Go find Mariah Carey's father. Take a picture of that ass. Find a picture of that ass. Help
us understand. Is Mariah Carey's dad thick and therefore this this theory is disproven, or is Mariah Carey's dad flat bootied and therefore the genetic tracing that we're talking about could pop posibly be true? And we got to do more theorizing, or rather more testing in the field. Complete nothing about that. Hell, yeah, this is this is on y'all. We need we need your help to find out if Mariah Carey's dad was in fact thick. My mama told me, as a community, it is time for you to come together.
What the fuck do you have to do besides find us Mariah Carey's thick Ask daddy or not thick? Daddy him? Why Whitney. I hope that this helps. I hope that this is at least it seems if if I'm landing this plane, I'd say that it's you have our support. It seems like we've at least gotten the ball rolling. Yeah, you're not bumping up again. Sometimes people send us stuff and we're immediately like, no, this is silly. How dare you? You ain't being silly baby girl? You you want into
something here. No, I'm all for this. I'm all for this. You have our support. We look forward to to sharing the results with you as they roll in and uh man, this is I love this. Now I get to go, I get to go stareing mix mixed asses and uh and just yeah and just be like, no, baby, I'm doing my job. Run that back. I'm gonna be watching girlfriends all night. Yeah, but damn trazy Tracy as a black mom and who who come on sitting on a hump Oh yeah, oh man, just like that thing is
that thing is great? She's doing well dad and her dad pretty white guy, white guy. This is this is starting to work against you here, Whitney. I don't know, well, guess guess sitting us all the butts you can. We'll start through that butts and and pictures of daddy's that's why we and that's and then we'll we'll make up some kind of a float chart and we'll get back to you. You should hear from us at the top
of the year. I think, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Well we'll have we'll have some conclusive evidence one way or not. There's a lot of things moving and shifting around here, so it'll take a second, but we'll get you. We'll get you. Some mad boy, could you tell the people where they could find you? And what cool should you
have going on? Find me a cool guy? Jokes, Sadies seven, come out to see me at a show and uh, you know, look at your light skin butts for me and tell me what you I second the light skin butts part. And as always you can follow me at Lengthston Kermit on all platforms. And that's that's all of it. Bye, bitch, wh something's going on? S mother fucking miny years. So many years, so mother fucking miny years, so, mother fucking mini years, so many years, so mother fucking many ears so