Dr. Dolittle OBGYN (with Yamaneika Saunders)

there it is. There it is. Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me, the podcast where we died deep into the pockets and black conspiracy theories and we finally worked to prove that herschel Walker is what happens when you put Walter Payton in the Lazarus pix and that motherfucker come back different. Yeah, you brought him back to life, But at what cost is the question that we want to know. You know, I hate that guy, herschel Walker. You're not You're not

a Rabbi herschel Walker fan. I hate the goal line stalker, I hate I hate it all. The only thing he ever did is get traded to build the Cowboys dynasty. Damn, So you weren't even a fan back before he was dancing like a monkey in front of people. You you, I could feel it. I could feel it. You like, this motherfucker go uh retire and act real different. Yeah, I just knew it. It's like him and Terry Crews. I called it from I called I called my shot, Damn where you hold on? And I'm sorry, we haven't

even introduced ourselves. I'm your host, Lankston Kerman and I'm David Bory. But but are you saying that from the beginning of like pop Locking, Terry Crewise, you were like this girl was like, he's not on my side. I don't know why. I couldn't verbalize it. I didn't know, but I felt Friday after next, Terry Crewise, you're telling me you you had an instinct. I didn't. I didn't think dam was on my side. I knew it. I knew it. That's tough earlier that you might be psychic,

big dog. I don't know when, Terry. That's what I've always said. Look, we we can't bullshit anymore about any of these mega coons. We we have a we have a wonderful guest today. She's she's phenomenal, she's so funny, she She is a writer and actress of fucking hilarious comedian. You know her from her work on Life and Beth. You know her from her work on Flatbush Misdemeanors, So funny. Give it up for our guests, miss Y'allmanika Sunder, thank you,

thank you so much. You said, uh, what did you say? What kind of coon? Mega coons? Mega coon? I called them industrial strength groom coons. Oh I like that because yeah, this this level to the coon edge, and so sometimes you need you get that concentrated coon nigger. Yeah, you know, just add water to get him going. He'll strength. Yeah, it's that police grade coon. Yeah, you got to buy it at costcro coon. I got that coon at the restaurants supply store. Yeah yeah, I know a guy who

sells coons. Man. But you gotta be creative. Now you say coon because Instagram, they you know, they can't have the population that helps them keep keep the negroes in check feeling bad about themselves. So you can get you can band. If you say coon, you can get blocked and all kinds of stuff. So you gotta say I always say that thing that rhymes with boom, just to throw them off the fit. Yeah, they can't. Instagram's little algorithm can't figure out what that means. Everybody knows coons

are bad at rhyn and not. You heard it here first. Yeah, were very excited that you're here with us today because you came with a conspiracy theory that, uh, that is oftentimes in this show, I think, and David, you you can speak to this. Some of the conspiracy theories can be devastating and jarring and make you feel sad and yucky on the inside. Yeah, but this one, this is

one I would say, is the opposite of that. This is a nice, feel good conspiracy theory that I I don't think I see a lot of harm in It's it's oh, well, I'm speaking way too soon. Absolutely. I was like, oh, I'm starting with harm. Oh ship okay here. I was thinking we were gonna have a sweet episode. My mistake. No, you got y'all Monika here, What have I ever been sweet? Listen? I wanted to see I had in my heart, but you said, my mama told

me animals know when you're pregnant. Absolutely, first of all, because the animals got to know when one of their predators is about to arrive on Earth. That a petting zoo. You would understand that kids are predators. Two animals you have, Yeah, these petting zoos they try to have like, oh, the petting zoo. What a petting zoo? And it's so in the net and the petty. No, it should be called the scraping zoo. It should be called a poking zoo.

It's anything but petting. It's a you're two years old, yeah, Antali probe and a pig. The pigs, I remember you forever. I mean, it's the worst thing. And so every now one day. You ever noticed, like every now and then every couple of years, like an animal just haul off and chew the ship out of a four year old and say that they just like they just be snatching them out of nowhere. They're getting them back. Okay, but you can confirm you've seen a child put a finger

in the in the pig. I used to I take something at a petting view and I used to go to this place that has a petting zoo. I go just I shouldn't tell people, but whatever, I give them a little pople see. I go to the Queen's County Fair almost every year. I do the corn Maze because I'm a I'm corny, so I love a good hay ride. I grew up. I grew up in Aberdeen, Maryland, and it was like a lot of foliage around and you see the colors turn and so I'm a good I love a hay ride. I love the apple picking, I

love the cider. I love pumpkin bread baking. I love you know, the I'm a complete fall baby. Plus I was born in November, so I'm a complete Fall Scorpio baby, like everything about it, the Christmas all that. So you have like a lot of petting zoos, and these kids are they're the worst when it comes to these animals that the parent, the parents just leaves the kid at the petting area. You know, it's like and as if

the animal's gonna raise the kid. It's like to stay there and watch and make sure that this kid that you know, your kids stupid, too stupid to know. As many times he said, don't turn the stove on. This motherfucker's still gonna put his hands on the stove and cook his damn hands up. You think he's not gonna try to put his pinky finger in the ass of a land You know what, I do think that, And that's why I'm a bad parent. That's why I don't

have kids. Yeah. Wait, you're a bad parent without having kids. You just both. That's where I don't have children, because I would leave him around the animal. I'd be like, you're not gonna try to finger that donkey, And then my kids, these kids, awhild listen, remember Disneyland, the alligator chew that two year old up? Remember, and then they was like, then come to find out, they was like, oh, the man the alligator was in a man made link.

So that means Disneyland didn't like the children either, because they put an alligant in their kids up. So it's like, you know, and and at some point when the alligator started chewing up a two year old, you think at some point he he had a moment with himself. He's like, oh, this is a human kid. He didn't stop the process, nor did he spit him out. He continued to chew

up the kid. I'm telling you, they know what's going on with these children, and one by one, every couple of years, they're gonna reduce the child population by chewing the funk up out of a two year old. Wow, Okay, here's I will say that I went to the l A County fair not too long ago, and they had a turtle like a little like petting zoo of sorts where they just put like three big tortoises out for kids to like feel the shell and ship. Yeah, and

then the tortoists jump in there. And then that's why they don't come out. They go in there and they go give them some hardship where the animal can disappear. Yeah, it truly they left it too open, and kids were like picking up the fucking tortoises and moving them around and like running with them, and it's like, no, this is this is abuse. This is truly the holocaust for

these these fucking hard yips. Yeah, and they but see the thing about it is they knew that the children were violent, so instead of closing down pet and zoos, they're gonna get them a harder pets to violence. Right, it's not getting rid of the pet and zoos. Let's give them something harder for them to try to violate. And then the tourtists gotta go inside his shell make a couple of phone calls. It's like, and how many of the tortoises had a damn some gang graffiti freight

on their back. You cannot leave children around pets. You can only let children play with. It's things that can fight back, dinosaurs. And I'm saying Tarantula's lying. You got to like stop with the cute animals. Start giving these niggas aggressive animals that's gonna fight back. Set them down there with that pizza rats. See if that pizza rats around, That's why you don't see little kids in New York messing around like that, because they gotta funk with rats,

so they already respect the animal kingdom. It's these kids that be living in Wyoming and ship like that, and they got little bunny food food. You see how violent that song is? Blop, I'm telling you a little white children. Yeah, why are you popping him on the head? What kind of damn violence is this? And so and so you're saying that they're instinct to be able to identify when someone is pregnant, is merely them identifying their their greatest

predator approaching. Absolutely, they gotta know. They go, yeah, he did you here? Like if you if you live in Connecticut and you're living u one of them town homes, you know the duplex if you call it, what's the top in the bottom, and then Teresa. It lives at

fourth Sea, and Teresa's pregnant. I'm telling you, the pomeranian that lives downstairs knows that Teresa is pregnant because he knows, and about nine months is gonna be a little niggd sitting next to him on the couch being introduced with some tea and crumpets that he gonna have to get familiar with. Yeah, because for those of you that didn't see, David licked his finger and then put it in the

pretender asshole. So I don't want our listeners at home to miss the goods, you know, Yeah, you gotta, you gotta feel at all. I'm telling you I watched these videos with the new boy baby and and and they you know, I feel bad for these babies and the dogs because like, especially with the dogs, the cats don't give a funk about a new born baby coming because cats, like, listen this, they can do two three things. I don't like you. You're gonna win up one day and then

they're not gonna be here. Now. The dog, it's like, who is this coming into my environment? And then they instantly make the baby the master of the dog. It's like, you know, it should be the other way round. The dog been here, the baby need to listen to the dog. The baby foods. Get the baby the dog. That's what I'm saying. You got to get you a cat. I just love the idea of this child being like, hey, mom, can I go outside? And she's like, I don't know.

You gotta ask the dog. And then this baby is just now that now it's dog and baby dog over there going railroad. Well, y, you kept your promise. This was not the innocuous cute thing that I thought that we were gonna jump into, and improved me the wrong immediately. Good for you. We're gonna take a break. We'll be back with more Yamanika Saunders and more. My mama told me, Lou, you goddamn head smooth both. Yep, we're back. We're back

with more Yamanika Saunders, more of. My mama told me David Boy is now fully in charge of the drops and they have changed. They I'm getting that we're gonna figure it out there. He's doing gorgeous work. They're unbelievably funny. We're still discussing the possibility that animals can not only locate or or identify when someone pregnant, but are in fact doing that as a way of arming themselves against their their pending enemy. Can I say, and I just want to say a little bit of history for my

past when this came up. I have so many not so many. I have two different friends who this is gonna get graphic before it gets better. They went and got an abortion and they saw a dog immediately after. And two different women have told me the dog would not quit sniffing their pussy post abortion. Wow. Yeah, different. Two different women have told me, wasn't two white women, because you know, sometimes white women leave stuff behind sides.

I don't know. You just maybe realize I don't know how abortions were because you said that, And I was like, maybe they do. It's one Hispanic woman and one white woman, so maybe maybe they left it behind. But they said both of them, I went and got an abortion, came to see a dog blowing up my pussy. Whoa and so and so in theory, this is the dog. Now knowing that, I think the dog is like it's like when you see a ghost where you're like, oh, shoot, I got not ghost. Yeah, it's a baby pussy ghost.

I think it's what the dog like, they the vortex of the pussy. Maybe it's a portal. I mean where else? I mean we're gonna go there Where else would a baby ghost go? It's only been one place. That's that's saying they would not imagine a world outside of it. I can't believe. I'm not high just now. That made me have a high moment. Where else would the baby go? Has only been one place? Is facts? Think about it? Think about it. Wouldn't know to go to China to

check out the wall. It's like I've been in this pussy I'm not leaving. Oh wow, Wow, I don't know. Wow. My mind's blown mine too, because now I'm worried that there's a lot of ladies walking around with baby pussy girls. Listen, some of these ladies, they got ten twelve paces everywhere. Yeah, and that's why it's important to choose the right one, right. Yeah, you got a ghost nursery and your pussy baby all different kinds. You got an Asian one and then everyone.

And that's why the Infanel, remember when the Infanel went bad? Because all these ghosts baby, these out here hovering around the pussy saying we don't want no more INFAMOUM. What I worry about the ghost babies hovering around the pussy is are they fouling? Shut up? Are they like I don't want any brothers and sisters? Or do they want more? That's what I want to know. Oh that, like the

they're forcing eggs and and and nut together to make more. Well, like you know how when you hear about a ghost in a house and it's like slamming doors and shaking windows to get you out of the house to go just like I don't want you to be at my house anymore. It's busy on its own. Babies, I would imagine that they probably sit around like at the Kentucky Kentucky Derby and they watched the race of the sperms trying to egg right, and then the place in their

beds or who will make it right? Because once again there yeah, because once again that baby has never been anywhere. That's the exciting thing going on the pussy, right, it's the race to I mean got to be every now and then there's visit to the ball. You know, they're just like, oh, wouldn't it is a new dick. Now she wants to stop messing with with Ricky because I see it's the chaff is a little light of this time, it's coming more towards me than it was before, is it. Oh,

it's inside the pussy I think so. Well, it could be hovering around. I'm sure it could be everywhere. Yeah, I thought it was. I imagine finding out out front like a seven eleven parking lot. Are you just like you mean, like a corner store, baby, Yeah, Like it's smoking black and miles outside the pussy Chick trying to get a quarter from everybody where you from, little nigga. Are you gonna have any change when you come back out? Yeah? We we we over here. We live over by the

Filopian teams. The team. Well, this defeated the purpose of even having the topic today. Now that is I mean, there's a there's no reason to try to debunk it. It's true. Animals are very smart. That's that's the energy I like on this podcast. It's true, and and animals are intuitive. They have to live on a set listen. Animals have to be very aware because their environment is

the outside. Plus, especially for dogs. Do you know how many dogs every day have to dodge a lonely white woman trying to bring him into our house and put him in an outfit. They gotta be able to dodge that ship. They gotta go up Discovery Channel one night and this dog ran away thirteen times when this lady named Murg and he said, oh, when the dog keep running the way? She said, I don't know what the dog.

We love him so much. I said, you don't want to be over there with that's that's a scary that's the scary world. Like one false move and you could be a white lady's baby. You're donna live well. But she's not gonna be comfortable cause they're gonna put you in every outfit knowing the man. Yeah, they're gonna take you on airplanes. That's not what you're supposed to be, and they're gonna turn on you when you fuck up.

Oh boy, in my last flight, she had a cat that's the cage on the plane, and she walked to the bathroom with a nig on her shoulder. I said, white women are undefeated in the training animals to be an inconvenience game. Well, here's my problem with that is there are air marshals on every flight. Why don't they get involved, Like why isn't that the point where like a police officer, because this is against the law, Like what's the law? There's no law you can't do do

with the cat. Yeah, but see that's the thing. It's not but it should be. Well, I was concerned for the cat. We girls need thirty five thousand dollars miles up in the feet in the air, and you got this damn cat. The cat was looking around like what the what the want? Because cat couldn't even And then what was even worse is that she was the first class. I was in Delta one. So the cat was up when he realized he wasn't even in the premium premium Like, bet you didn't get me a Delta one ticket. Bit

you got me back here first class. I was first class. I'm just minding one of my nine lines up here in this plane for you don't have me an economy plus this. I mean, I feel like what we're all saying here is that white women need to be put on the terrorism list. I think people when it comes especially when it comes to animals. You did you see the white woman breastfeed in the lamb? I hope you send me a link. I need somebody to send me

a link. Yeah, to look forward to send you. But but listen, you got you get the good with the bad because some of the best pet parents I know a white woman, because they will, you know, black people when shoot as our animals get to the point where you know, not me. I spent a lot of money on on my baby before before he passed. He had cans. I did everything I couldn't keep him alive. But you know, back in the day, black people, you still like the

animal get one little problem. We put them right outside saying, well, you know nat, Yeah, it's the lord's problem. Now, okay, let me run some of this research by you, because I I imagine it's only gonna Yeah, I did research for this ship. Okay, let me put my smart hat on now. Honestly it's not it's not that smart, but I do google searches and then ill, I'm excited. I want to see when you came up with. So it turns out that what you're suggesting is not as far

fetched an idea as you would think. They say that dogs and cats have both demonstrated the ability to recognize early pregnancy, sometimes even before the pregnant person has confirmed they are pregnant. Although in cats in particular, they seem to be the best pregnancy detectives. They're they're the closest to like a good detective for the ship. M That's how I found I had fertility issues because my cats never come around me at all. Broken. Ain't nothing over

there I need to see. So one of the essential tools for detection, apparently is because of their sense of smell. That like, when a person becomes pregnant, your body begins producing more progesterone, estrogen and human you know, one of these h CG is what it's called hormone, which subsequently changes your your personal scent and alerts the animal of your pregnancy. So does that And this is another personal story. I knew a guy shout out, shout, you know, this

is a man. This is this is a man. This is a man. He used to claim that he could smell when a woman was on her period. Yeah, he would say he could smell it sometimes, like we'd be in a we get out of a car with somebody, be like, man, I could smell shoes on her period. Is there a possibility that, like you know, with the proper training that I could. I could know. First of all, you don't want to. I mean either he was smelling chicks on a period or somebody loft some rusty coins

and the cup hold. Yeah, I thought, it's like, but also, who out here trying to he need a resprainer order? If you're that close to me, It wasn't I want to let it be. I don't want to play my man now. It wasn't like there's no way to make it you're trying to. He wasn't going down, he wasn't sniffing like her chair. It was like he would just be sitting next to someone and he claimed he could he could smell. Well, you should have told him he

needs to go too. Being an O B G Y N if he got that kind of still desert wherever he is, he needed, he needed to be the next doctor he clicked hospital. I'm just trying to learn from myself. I just want a situation where I don't have to be buying playing b Like if I don't know that you're gonna be able to acquire this superpower? Yeah, post uh menopausal, that's what I heard. Yeah, these older women now look at me. Why keep that ship together. I

don't mind if they don't keep it together. Quite frankly, yeah, now and then we got to talk. Now, you let the bitch go and lose her. Looks you. Every woman gonna be after you because we tired numbers on the board, Baby, numbers on the board. Baby need some number ones on the board. We gonna we're gonna take you to the Essence Festival and have you go to the on the day. And they ain't nothing but a bunch of old black

bitches over there, so or stay older. I think if I went to Essence Fest, I could lie and say, I go through Taragi's acceptance speech. I'm nobody special. I'm nobody's special. I mean I did I did right, I worked on a bit, yeah, yeah, yeah, I like w oh yeah, well girl, let me go out. Yeah. But this young man, he said something was right with me. That's black girl, old girl, right, okay girl, yeah honey. And they they're gonna dip that thing on hard too.

She gonna get you some extra strokes. And that's the exact right person to be writing for. Because Taragi tell it like it is, you know what I mean. She is cued into the way that these niggas need to hear it, and she got it so much. Yeah. But but animals, but let's just say this real quick. Animals do because like my cats, they have a sensitivity with they can hear. Their sense ear sensitivity is thirty times stronger than the humans. So a lot of times they

there's a difference. They know when I'm coming off the elevator to get to my apartment versus when somebody else is coming to the door, when a delivery person is coming. I watched them act differently in a bunch of different situations. So they're already very cute in to to the environment, and especially when the environment isn't closed because any changes

to that dynamic. Even just relationships, you know when when when a cat or a dog is with maybe a single woman and then she gets into a relationship, they have to get a tune to their partners. I've watched my cats judge my exes, you know, be close to some, be nervous of others. You know, I go off of their vibe to see who I should and should not trust in my home. Were they are they correct? Usually? Yeah? Every time. Then my cat Brooklyn, when he gets involved,

he's never been wrong about a person. And then my new cat, Richard Prior, he's somebody that doesn't come out at all. Yeah, he's so cute, he doesn't come out at all. Name. Oh he's the best. Richard. Probably Sawing is in my other baby who passed four of his magazine sawn this he passed. But whenever I see Brooklyn come out and then come over to somebody that I know that person has a good spirit because he doesn't play around and then try it because probably so anti social.

If he gets comfortable enough to come out while you're here at all, I'm like, okay, I can talk with

that person because completely off of vibes. And so one of the things that that the research actually speaks to is that being completely true that in fact, one of the reasons that they think that animals are able to detect pregnancy is because of shifts in your posture, shifts in the way that like you're sort of like energy is being carried in your body that like they're so in tune with our physical movements and are are sort of like even our patterns as like humans that like

if you start doing ship differently every day then you were doing before. They subsequently interpret that as a change in your being and then are able to identify pregnancy because of it. M I like him. Sorry, leave him, don't do that. And I'm just talking nicely about y'all. Y'all decided to get over here and start fighting. Oh boy, if y'all are unclear about what's happening, Yamnique is cussing the funk out of some cats. I have a Brooklyn is.

Brooklyn is a senior and prior is the young whipper snappers, So sometimes he'd just be messing with Brooklyn, and Brooklyn just be taking it because Brooklyn was a senior citizen and he don't want to fight. I have heard that, Brooklyn, keep on taking it. Yeah, look at it. I'm sorry that happened to you, Brooklyn. You seem like a nice guy. But he thank you for your service. Brooklyn. You uh, you served Yamnika's home excellently. He does. He's a links.

Can I ask you a question about your research? Hell? Yeah, Is there anywhere where you found out that maybe a cat could tell if I had gotten someone? Breg, I'm sorry I thought there were no. I actually think that the research suggests that a cat might be able to tell if you got someone pregnant, it would not necessarily be reflected in them being like a dog I think

I got some bad news for you type ship. But it said that basically, like, part of the way that cats demonstrate when someone is pregnant is by getting closer to that person largely like for example, they can detect body heat. Apparently, body heat is a big difference between us and cats. Cats run hotter than humans do, which is why when a a person becomes pregnant, their blood increases, The blood flow increases, subsequently making their body hotter, and

cats are attracted to that body heat. They're like then become much more snugly, especially cats that like previously wouldn't even funk with you, you get pregnant, and suddenly they're like always wanted to be on top of you. That said, if you got somebody pregnant, I think you'd be sweating, you'd be stressing. Maybe that increases your body heat and subsequently makes the cat want to be closer. Okay, so if a cat is nice to me, I got somebody you guys, right, and if you hear his you know

these are things. These are good things to know. So these small changes sort of being at the core of this it. So it got me asking questions because it reminded me, I guess or all of this of like the cats being able to detect and like the relationship with babies. And I'm sure you all remember this. I've always associated cats as being like a negative with children, like like murderers of kids. I don't know if you've

ever heard that old wives tail. Oh yeah, they say they'll they'll, they'll eat They even say I think I've heard that cheeks off cheeks, Yeah, I mean cats. My cats actively chew on me in the morning, you know what I mean, Like if it gets to a point where I'm not waking up fast enough to get them some food that I've had my hit, my hair chewed on, you know, they they will lay right on the things that, you know, cut off your life source. So that's what

they're talking about with the babies. Though, is that like apparently in in history there are there there was a theory at least that cats would lay on babies faces and suffocate the Yeah. Yeah, and what is what does the cat get out of that? Though? Apparently? Yeah, according to Yamanika, it's it's cutting off a motherfucker that's gonna get on their nerves in the future. Let me tell

you something I've watched. I've watched people think it's cute for bait, like um, I've had friends bring their babies over to my house and the cats, you know, don't want to be bothered. And I tell these I tell a little girl said, the little boys that come here, I said, listen, if he will out, you understand you? Did you know what I'm saying, like, don't bother him. He don't want to be bothered by you. Now, sometimes

they'll come over there, they're treagued by the children. They'll put it, but it's always the children that keep to themselves then they feel comfortable. But the ones that are running around and jumping all over the place in the wall of wall, they can't take it. So what ends up becoming particularly interesting in relation to these cats murdering? And I think it's fair that you would argue, Hey,

my cat gotta kill this kid that's on them. They're apparently this entire sort of like uh, I guess Old wives tale came out of a a article from the Annual Register in seventeen ninety one January. A child of eighteen months was found dead near Plymouth, and it appeared on the corner's inquest that the child died in consequent of a cat sucking its breath, thereby accazing a strangulation is what it says, the cat. Why did they put it on the cat? Why did they put it on

a rock? I mean, who letting babies be born at Plymouth where the rock is laying it on them? Come on, keep okay, because sometimes they blaming these cats. These cats

not even involved. You know what I'm saying, The rock, the rock did that the The what's interesting about what you're saying is that is that actually a lot of what people suggest about cats strangular or you know, killing fucking kids is completely false, and that this was actually all born of the association cats had with witches that people believed cats to be associated with, which is so any time a baby died via something like SIDS, they would presume that the cat being in the room meant

that the cat had murdered the kid, instead of just being honest being like, oh, I don't clear up this witch cat fiasco. Okay, I believe in the pipeline. The only reason why they associated with cats with witches is because witches would be out there where the cats was. The cat and the witches went outside to do their ship. But they like, we don't even funk with each other cats like I don't need no witches and which is like you ain't never seen any with no cats. Then

niggas is just around. It's like it's crips and blood's in the same neighborhood. And I want to ask a serious question, now, how is the world. Could a cat possibly strangle a baby? And these niggas has got these little hands like like, okay, I think I got idea. I think I got an idea. It's not they're not choking a baby, right, It's not like it's not like it's like a laying on the body, like it's like a sleeper hold on the baby. You ain't not here.

That's because he knows you're not pregnant. Yeah, oh that's am I pregnant baby, Brooklyn say something, man, you gotta This is a podcast, it's an audio medium. So so with that, it also got me thinking about all the other things that we use animals for in regards to detection. Right, it seems like scientists have gone beyond using animals for pregnancy,

even though they do believe they can identify it. But like for example, for infectious diseases, cats, dogs, mice, pigeons, and even fruit flies have all been used to track a growing sickness in a person's body. Oh, everybody knows that pigeons can smell the clap, though that's not new. I've never heard that serious. To smell the clap. They used to call it the flap because the pigeons, you put it up against your crotch. You see what you see what the pigeon does. Yeah, let me tell you something.

The animals are very intuitive and they do have detective skills. That's why you got Scooby Doo. You had Um, you had dark one Duck righting his ship. Your had what's his name, the hutch Behound whatever his name was, even the great Baby. He saves some crimes, Yeah it was. And what was the one that the German shepherd? That was Sherlock Holmes for a while. Oh, detective mcgrauff. Detective mcgraff McGrath. I love that you. You promoted him to detective. Good for you have a uniform on us. I think

he was just if I'm not mistaken. Scruff McGruff was just a snitch that like promoted himself to like a commissioner level snitch, Like, I don't think he actually was a police officer. Why don't you he said, he wasn't detected. Well, that's the problem is it was one of those things where he got real loosey goosey with his title. But if you remember correctly, scruff McGruff was asking you to mail in a letter if you saw a crime. That's not police ship. Do you know what I mean? He

was like, I mean, that's true. But remember back in the day, old school, because we that's how we move. Like these kids down they can do something immediately. Back in the day, you had to go to the stationary store, you had to get a letter, You had to go to the post office get a stand, you had to go to stables get a pen, and then you had to go home. You had to write it. They had the phone, and then you had to phone somebody to

lick the stamp and the letter. Then you had to wait to get a ride to go back to the post office. Then you had to wait for the post office and opened up. Then your head and then when you stood in line for about an hour. They said, no, you gotta go outside and put it in the post box. We don't do that kind of service in line. So yeah, it would take a long time to get a message out and all of that. To say all that in the message just says, Hey, somebody trying to kill me.

That's what I was saying. Listen, I just got the invitation to my kindergarten graduation in the mail last week. I just kind of graduating from kindergo well, scruff McGruff, detective McGruff as you. Also, I don't know, I think you you you gotta beef with the way you That's what I'm saying. I just don't love the police as much as y'all do. Let's just say, I don't know. I'm not that big a fan of the police, but if apparently y'all are big fans. And I apologize. I

didn't say I was a fan. I said he's a detective. That's just a naming thing. That's I just don't honor their titles as deeply as y'all do. Okay, alright, alright, alright, I still think there's something to be impacted later. But this actually, this, this is a good transition into the last little thing that it reminded me of is that the obviously are the bomb dogs at the airport, which on many occasion white people have told me don't worry, they're not there to detect any drugs. But I don't

believe that even for a second. I don't. I don't think that's true. Oh no, they definitely. Yeah, that's how I feel too. I was just in DC Airport yesterday. I flew home yesterday. They had the dog come by my row of people four different times in like twenty minutes. White, so many dogs, white, so much dog. You was because you was there, and they kept saying you sure this thing ain't got nothing? Yeah about him? Real quick? Definitely. I definitely looked like somebody who left the eighth in

his bag on accident. The dogs like he got some drugs and he got a bitch pregnant. But that's so, that's what I know about it. Go through my suitcase every time. I got to go through my suitcase and make sure my carry on don't have no vibrators and drugs in it, because every time I'll be forgetting like ship, I got to go back and ship. Will they stop you for the vibrator. They don't, but it's embarrassing, you know.

It's like you know what I mean, Like, so you don't want to be bothered with that, but they will stop you for the drugs. I you know, listen, sometimes you forget. I want about to say, oh, my friend was playing a goof and left the ball. I was like, because I wear glasses, so I really don't want to smoke. And I was like, I said, oh, no, my friend

left a goof. It was a little teeny roaching there and I said, oh, it was a goof, but it was I forgot to finish it at the party that from the night before, and I put it in my purse. I mean, I gotta be honest. Between drugs and sex toys, I don't know which one I would rather be caught with at the airport. Well, as a man, you don't want no sex with a woman. That's what I'm saying.

What am I gonna? I feel like the weed is a lot easier to explain away, But I also feel like if I put a if I put a dildo in my bag, they're not gonna ask me to open my bag. They don't want to talk about that either. And let me tell you something. You better hope it ain't no black women in because it was black women. They're not only going to they want to ask you about it while you still haven't even cleared the other side. We got to talk to you about Wait a minute,

is this you okay? When we got to pull into the side, Tammy, No, because I don't want he got a dildo in his bag like that? Also, why has it always got to be a deal though? Why can't Linkston could have a pocket pussy? I like that, Thank you, David. Why would you travel with a pocket pussy where you can go pay some bits and give you some haphazard pussy wherever you go? Far more complicated. I'm in town on business. Let me out and and get thick because we have that. We Also, you don't want to seem

like you're desperate. You don't want to seem like the king get not and you don't want to seem like your loose. So women gotta kind of hint around and flirt and you know all this stuff. Man, you could just go buy some chick on the street and like, hey, are you a prostitute? All my dark skinned kings listening

to this podcast. This is a setup. Do not listen to this hecause like the light skinny go and and light skinned light skinned lovers, y'all, also don't listen to this just to walk up to a woman, walk up to a woman a tattoo stuff license, got a trap his light eyes. I'm over here and I'm in a car, hard hoodie, I'm going if I get you, gotta stop you listen. You are a handsome man too, yourself. I cannot be asking these ladies on the street if their prostitutes.

I don't they looks like, don't they I don't know how prostitution works. Don't they have where they go? How they else they advertised? If they don't tell you that they prostituted, they got those spinny sign things, but that blows up in the window. Else are you supposed to find out a prostitute if you don't ask you? Probably because the thirty baby pussy ghost surrounds all right, I think we did it. I think that that's gonna do what everything we need? Good? They do. This is so

much fun. Yamanika, could you tell the people where they can find you? What cool ship you have going on? Yeah? Well, I don't know when this is coming out, but if it's coming out before October sixteen, I will be at the Detroit House of Comedy from the thirteenth to the sixteenth, and then I'll be doing a one nighter at Hilarities in Ohio, and right prior to that, on October eleventh, I'll be running my hour again um at the Comedy Seller at Fat Black, So come out. I would love

to see you guys there. Hell yeah, go see Y'allmanika BORI tell the people if the only day I can remember right now, I'm headlining Comedy Works in Denver November. Oh come to Faded Comedy Denver October one. It's going to be headlining Jordan's Temple Faded Comedy, Denver dot com. And the rest of the time of my Instagram I'm around fuck yeah and uh, I don't know my dates, so you can follow me at length determine UH on all platforms and and as always, if you want to

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