Children of the Cornspiracy (with Stephen Agyei)

a kid mighty purpose. There is something really nice about about talking to a conspiracy theorist who will sit there and argue that like a man's brain has been ruined by bees, and then be like, and what's up with Future? And he's like, Oh, he's just not a good dude. He's just not great. Everything else is like some big fucking conspiracy that's linked to the government, and Future is just like I he just ain't got his stuff together the way he's from chimps in your racists money, molitary stuff.

I can't tell me. Yep, yep, yep. There it is bang bang bang skeet skeet skeet. There it is. There it is. Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me, the podcast where we dive deep into the pockets of black and spears and theories, and we finally worked to prove that tamaraw Maori could feel Tia Maori's divorce finally through her skin because of their twin bonded. Also because that marriage was terribly unhappy.

That's the conspiracy we're landing on today. I'm one of your host Langston Cartmis and I'm David Boy and uh today on the podcast. Boy, am I excited to introduce this guy. You may have hurt him on bow Jack Horseman. You may know him as the reason my Instagram is all funked up. This man ruined my algorithm. I cannot go online without looking at videos of straight up babies breastfeeding.

Please give it up for Ghana's finest Denver Zone. Stephen Jenny, that's good man, that we're talking about the breast I would rather you not discuss our d m Yeah, because they were disgusting. Oh hey, I know you You've introduced the premise that I didn't even know it was possible for Instagram. So so help me understand, Stephen, What did you do that that ruined David's life so thoroughly. Yeah, well, you know, I was on the internet, you know, yeah,

you know, doing what the internet does. And uh, I came across a very nice pair of titties, but the woman had two babies breastfeeding of them, and I had to share. I didn't. I mean, I felt it in my soul that somebody else had to share this. You know how nurturing breast is. That's not why I sent it. I was trying to Oh, man, that's a weird hour to pick. I'll say that I was walking past the bus stop. It was terrible because if it's like six am,

it's like, oh, you're still in bed, you're scrolling. That makes perfect sense. I know how you find yourself bumping into some breastfeeding titties at six am. That it doesn't feel out of the wheelhouse, you know what I mean, of of the way that an average person lives. Yeah, ten am, you are already had coffee, you know what I mean? Yeah, you stretched, you know, hump the couch. I had done it, all of it, you know what I mean, went for a stroll, came back, and I

was still That's where my mind lives. It's not just listen though. It's not just the breastfeeding tity. It's animals and precarious positions. It's pussy waxing. Videos. It's a lot of it's a lot of stuff. Guys, whoa how did you find smut on Instagram? They're pretty good about That's what I asked him every time. I honestly don't know, man. I think it's just time, you know what I mean. That's like, you know, we start comedy, people go, hey,

how do you how do you ben? Come ahead? Like, hey man, just time, bro, you just got to put it in the you know what I mean? His instagram they freed the nipple on his instagram. Who you know, this is the difference between Kobe and t mac right. You know, fundamentally the skill wise they should match up. But Kobe, he was dedicated. Wake up at four, practice two hours, go home, eat breakfast, and practice at nine two hours, come back home, taking nap, do a little

family stuff there I do my ship. Man. He works around the clock. Man. Respect well, we we can't talk about breastfeeding and titties much longer because you came to us with a conspiracy theory that I would argue, uh should not be adjacent to breastfeeding intentions. It's a pretty it's a pretty haunting conspiracy theory that you're presenting today. You said, my mama told me the government kidnaps black children for secret experiments. Oh yeah, they do. They might.

They might have one of your right now, they might have me. I don't know, man, Yeah you are man, yeah yeah, but they get they get y'all too. They might have got us early. I don't know. You know, I actually did see. This is how I don't know. Right kids right? The corn kid? Mmm, I think that's a government. Are you kidding me? You've never seen a nigga like corn that much? The yellow ship that pops and you put salt on it at the movies, my nigga, Come on, man, corn that boy loves he does love

corn too much. The best part about the corn, it's the grease. It's corn. I've never seen much of the whole thing corn. Come on, man, that's not there's no way. What do you mean You think this kid in a black household just my love corn. This is the best thing in the world. And nobody said no, there's no nutrition. There's no nutritional value to corn. You literally just wasting your time. That's the problem. They put corn and everything. I now I see what you're saying. You think he's

a plant by big corn big corn, little Corn. I don't know corn a band, I don't know who planted this nigger, but he ain't real. They love the idea that all the small business corn companies came together to attract this young man. But but in my and my understanding, correctly, because I think there's a level of complication that that we haven't quite clarified. You're not just saying that he's

a plant. You're saying that the government kidnapped him, brainwashed him, and then represented us to the world or him to the world, rather as this plant for big corn, little corn in every corn in between. Oh yeah, he was supposed to be a lawyer. That's what he wanted to be. He was supposed to be helping black people get out of jail. That's what he wanted here and watch aw them a little true crime documentaries and stuff and black people in jail. Unjustly, He's like, I want to be

a lawyer. And you know, the phone is always listening, right, So since the phone is listening, yeah, you know, your phone is always on. You know, if you say something around your phone, next thing, you know, you get on Instagram and something pop up. Right, breastfeeding exactly exactly. So that's what happened. He said, I want to be a lawyer. The fans got tapped. They said, oh, we gotta get this man because he want to try to help. What I'm saying, oh yeah, we got a lawyer on our exactly,

we don't. We don't want this little man trying to, you know, think he can. So they go, you know what, We're gonna scrub his head real hard. And they did that with the corn you mean brain rush. Yeah, I think you're saying they did it too. They took all desire deliberate his people away and replaced it with an obsession for coped corn, for cop corn. And look what they're doing with it right now, getting money. They're using that man for money. What do you think they're gonna

use the money for keep brothers? That's what I'm hoping your answer, Yeah, they're gonna keep back brothers locked up. They're gonna drop guns in the hood. Again, I'm telling you this is all set up. That's also again just a trace, just to trace the argument. And you're presented the government. Here's this little boy who for some reason is is for on the phone making calls being like I'm a lawyer. I'm going to liberate my people. I'm gonna be the next whoever the funk. And then they say,

sending the troops. We've got to get this boy brainwashing because he's gonna free too many niggas. He's gonna he's gonna have too many of us free on the streets. We're gonna brainwash him and then put him back out into the world as a a I guess and now a sheriff himself who just loves he's a lobbyist at this point. Yeah, and that's that's that's just what they do, man. They listen to your stuff. You know, they get all types of people early man, people you probably don't even

think about. You noticed, you didn't notice? Okay, I got you, I got you, I got you. I go for us. Did you want us to go? Like? Who? Yeah? Man, I was I was waiting like it was late night. But okay, yeah, yeah, we'll pretend like this is uh what's that comedy show Byron Allen? Yeah? Yeah, feed me the question. So yeah, they Steve, I hear you have some thoughts on who else Scott in early? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, you know what they did. They're doing experiments. They got

Zion Williamson. Oh oh yeah, I see see what happened. They had to two big old nigga sperms and they look they called David Blaine, and David Blaine put on that fucking that stupid ass face. He does that, and he grabbed these two nick pop You ever seen the nigga run out of his shoe. They never seen nobody that powerful. He jumped in his hand and they got Zion and that this is a different experiment. And you I say that, and he's Steven is like the fastest

guy know in real life. I saw him raise someone with no shoes once and it was Stephen, your doye is actually very impressive. Yeah, well and you dusted him barefoot. Yeah, I know. It was like a three round. So I was I was, I'll set, I'll set the scene. I was like, I really am into making people race for money. You're gonna set the scene. I need time to day, I need the mood, okay. So it was like there's probably one pm, two pm a barbecue that I was

sponsoring for a comedy festival. In the night before. I had been like, oh, I'm gonna get everybody to race. So what I had been doing. What I had been doing is I was going around putting stuff in people's ear. Like I went up to like my friends act Deskani and I was like, hey, Chris Sharpentier says Italians aren't fast, right, And I was setting everybody up to race. Stephen didn't need that obviously, and I'll give him his credit Division

one college racer. He was already fast. So then I was like, well, who are the two fastest looking people out here? It was Stephen and your first race Stephen had shoes, you do a no shoes Stephen one? Wow? Second race, no shoes, Stephen socks. Oh. Third race, no shoes, no socks, nobody Stephen one damn. So really those socks held you back. But otherwise you were dusting him. Yeah, I was up. I was up a little bit. I'm saying, we know you're a plan. Oh you are. We know

you weren't getting that by the government. If you say goddamn fast, ran right into the arms of sleepy Joe. See, this is what happens. I'm not a plant. I see what you're trying to do. See, and that's what they try to make you think, to try to turn us against that's why. That's why I said, you gotta be careful, man. You don't know they might be trying to seep in through your your pores or your closet one night. They'd be trying to tell your stuff, but not me. My listen,

my parents are from Africa. I'm yeah, I mean, we got it's it's impossible to penetrate this right now. Now, who sent you, nigga? My parents sent me, niggah. You know, it's just this whole thing that I built up, this shield because you know, you know, I ate too much food food to be able to get penetrated growing up. I got you. Yeah, So wait, no, don't don't let him say that like that doesn't he said I ate

too much food food to get penetrated. Here's what I've learned at this one is I can't argue with African logic in a way that you can't. That's true. That is true, Like you can go food food don't do that and you would know better than I would. But that's true. You don't know food, fool penetration stuff. I don't know what food foo does really, Okay, I can't discredit it. Well, I'm on the side full of non sex. Man, you don't just throwing out it is for real, bro,

I'm telling you. Look, name one African who you think is controlled by the media. Who's ever been controlled by the media? Okay, hold on, Oh what about butt naked? But naked? Who butt naked? Yeah, he's like a pastor. Now nobody's name is butt naked? Come on, man, of course somebody I'm not making Why would I make up a guy named butt naked? General? But I just don't know who, but name it. Give me a minute. Africans, defense is do you have, like some perfect defense against

being controlled by the media? Is starting to bug me that I can't think of somebody immediately. There are not a lot of shields. No, there's there's some stuff in there. Man, It's just this is what Steven does. He starts babbling nonsense and then it comes back around to kind of the truth. Where's Candice owns from? She ain't from shame from over there? Yeah, yeah, but that's another plan. See they got her early and started feeding all those little salt teens and stuff and m Yeah, but you know

who else? That's what people don't even think about. Russell Wilson, whoa I I'll take it easy now, because because Russell Russell is a good man. Oh he's a good man, right, but they you know why he's so good. You know why he's so corny though, because they got that nigga early and started feeding them beans. M M wait, So let me understand this correctly, because at this point, Steven, the core of your argument seems to be the meals

that they're feeding these people. It's not so, it's not brainwashing. It's just say, I get fed at a ton of beans. That makes me less, that's part yeah, because they got they feed him an excessive amount of beans, and so your body don't know what to do with all them beans, and so he just end up being a corner nick eating beans and so a bunch of beans and Nick. You know that's I don't know, man, I don't write this ship. I just I just it. Yeah, I'm reporting, man,

I'm in the field doing research and everything. You're out in the field talking talking, you know what I mean. Let me ask you this. Let's let's let's see if we can we can turn this conversation a little bit. Is this a conspiracy theory? You have held your entire life? If you long believe this or is this new in your world? You know, I think part of my life, for sure, there's always been things where I go, something ain't right about that? Boy? You know what I mean?

You know some people are like someway right, because you know, I knew kids in first second grade was like everything was cool, and then you know, you go back, go to summer break, you come back and you go, why is that nigga pass on backwards? Chris Paul? What the whole office was backwards? That's crazy, you kid me. They experimenting on these nicks and trying to make money and they got their dollar from them. They got their money

from from Chriss Cross. They could use that money. And you think that both Chris and Cross were abducted and Cross bro the pants was backwards. That would mean Jermaine Japree would have to be in on it as well as Jermaine Dupree, like feeding, feeding the beasts? What's your main dupries rolling this? You think Janet Jackson would have been with Jermaine if he wasn't in on it. That whole Jackson family connects. They they're like the rocket Fellers,

they were they touched it. This just be you know what I'm saying, They be plugging people into the system and the matrix like that. It's it's terrible. Damn damn. It's the Rocketfellers and the Jacksons together. Bro, it's every a lot of them, a lot of them. The Rockefellers, well they did. They don't think the Jackson's Tito was the one leading the the pack. You know, Michael didn't have the heart because he got taken first. You know what I'm saying. It's almost like getting a vampire bite.

So once they get you, you know what I'm saying. In theory, In theory, the corn kid, he's gonna spread it to another potential loyal lawyer child. He's gonna spread it to somebody. It might not be a loyal child. It might be somebody who trying to do some type of good. He might do something. I don't know, you know, It's just I wondered, I have wondered, what the corn kid? Where are his parents and all this? That's that is a that's a solid question that I think a lot

of us have been worried about this whole time. Like a grandmother that he lives with, or an aunt, like no one seems to be running this kid and their parents to Cuba with a big pun. That's a lot of steps in your argument that I I want to believe. But then they there's an additional step at it, and it's like, oh, now they sent the baby's families away. How why they do that so they can keep controlling them.

They don't want them because if the kids parents is in the media talking all that jazz, then you know, stirs up, you know, controversy, and people start asking questions. And that's the last thing white people wanted his people asking questions. I will say, I don't know anything about

Russell Wilson's family. All I know about Russell Wilson is that he was betrothed to the most regular looking white woman of all time and then uh, through a series of very fortunate events, found himself with a with a batty and wearing tracksuits all of a sudden and getting cool haircuts. And he made he made a beautiful transformation. It's almost like he was rewarded for some work he did. Yeah, it's like the government gifted him. Sierra. No, I don't

think they did that. Sierra. She's on she's leading the charge of the other direction her and keep the household divided. No, no, no, no no, I think she's She's the reason he is where he is right now is she's been trying to get him back on the other side to get the cornea. She's trying to untrain the beans of She's trying to get them beans and throw them out, She's trying to refry them beans. This just exactly, exactly make a bean

pie with them beans and all that stuff. So well, I love that you're not bullshit, and this is already getting off to the perfect start that we needed. We're gonna take a break and we'll be back with more. Stephen h more. My mama told me my man is supposed to meet his meat with this ship. Bro, What

the fuck we are are? Back to my mama told me with Stephen a j who has not made He's made some convincing points, he hasn't made a lot of real points as far as the conspiracy of the government kidnaps black children, brushes their hair very hard and bring them back into the media to spew propaganda against their brothers and sisters. Let's continue, do you think? And and I love that they're breasting their hair too. Hard and sort of causing a ripple effect of bad behavior that

follows that. Do you think that the the original intention for the kidnapping was merely brainwashing so that they could spew them back out or were they doing other things that subsequently and just bumped into oh we could we could feed Russell Wilson back to the black community and

make him do stuff. Well. Yeah, so the whole thing is for them to get money, right, so once initially they want to brain wash them to, you know, for their benefit, which also money is still that, but they also want to make sure that whatever they got going on stays on track, like they got it to the point where we're brainwashing ourselves, you know what I mean? Like I think, how hard and how long you gotta brush to get waves? You think that on purpose? You

think that you think that's by chance. You think that's by chance. Bro. No, if if you go to Africa, man, you touch your head one time with the brush waves, I'm telling you how the water they put it in the water, and the kids water, and the kids school lunches, especially the black school lunch. They trade you up. Your hair gets in your follicles. You think they're putting anti

anti activator in the water. They're putting zero sixty waves, zero degree waves so that you gotta you brushing your and the whole time you brush your head that hard, you're exposing the pores so that the information can get in you. See. Yeah, So so this is what's disturbing me, uh, is that this this conspiracy has made a drastic jump from from kidnapping to now poisoning the black communities water supply with anti wave grease and and then exposing our

scout pores for for I guess radiation. I'm not quite sure what even the open pores does. Well, what they do is they can now uh put their information in you and kidnap. That's how they get you, right, they go, hey, I'm safe. And so because I've been I've been exposed to this this uh, this coon with all the brushing and the zero zero degree wave greased, I am now susceptible. I'm more willing to go along with whoever is trying

to kidnap me. My scout boards are exactly It's just like they was rubbing your little gliterous and then you opened up. They're not before they come. You seem especially troubled by This is probably the best word I could pick. Yeah, I know this, dude, he's nonsense. Look at serious of speaks, y'all. Don't ya don't want to believe to see? Wait, six years of documentary is gonna come out. I bet you I must try to. I told you. I know you're

gonna try it. I told you before this started, I said this nigger is the devil, and I stand behind it. I'm telling this is an amalgamation of like twenty different wrong. Do I listen? Do I think that there are black people who maybe puppets? Yes? Hmm. Do I think they are kidnapping them as a result of anti wave grease in and around our children's water supply and the opening of pores? I don't think so. No, Okay, there was there was a pause there, and I wasn't sure where

what you were gonna say. I mean, I'm open to a lot of things, don't That's where I don't want to put God in a box. You know what I mean. When's the last time you've been to an elementary school, David? So you can't even talk about what's going on. If it's too soon, I'll call the police. No, it's not it's not it's it's a reasonable time. I have not been when my my little brother was in the elementary school, probably seven eight years ago. You're detached from it. You

don't know what's going on. Now. Wait, when was the last time you went to an elementary school? And again too early and I ring ring the constable? Man, I know you were serious because it used to word constable and I was like, damn, yeah no, I we were back the police on this podcast. This is a podcast. This is a thin blue line podcast. If I ever heard wa man, yeah, man, but yeah it was you know, prob about a month I took my little cousin, you know, the school, so I saw what what did you see?

What they was doing? Yeah? What are they doing? I'm telling you well, I didn't go back to that room, but it looked like it because all the kids school was this bro. It was in uh Aurora. What elementary school in Aurora? Were both the products of Cherry Creek schools? Just tell me, yeah this was yet Point now this was yeah, it was yeah, yeah, okay, they are doing different Because if it was meadal Point, I would be

like maybe that that that cursed. These kids will walk in this room and then come out like this, and it's just tell something was wrong. I didn't know what, you know, when they had the eyes was fried like this. I said, ship, Well, let's let's unpack some of this with a little bit of research. And I'd love to get both of your thoughts on some of the findings that I found. I don't know how you say stuff anymore,

but please, you know, jump in whenever. Apparently, and I started just by looking up kidnapping statistics right specifically in the United States, and apparently more than three hundred and forty thousand kids went missing in the year twenty twenty alone, got three hundred and forty thousand. The world was shut. How much of that was that amped because of the pandemic though, Like I feel like I feel like there was more kids nappings during pandemic that which was crazy

to me because we weren't outside. Good point like, how is how are more kids getting taken? How you kidnapped from the crib unless they kidnapped them in the crib, you see, Damn they gotta level up, you know, they always trying to level up. They say I'll kidnap you outside. They say I'll kidnap you inside. Not the kidnapped, their brains kidnapped, they brain, not the physical, but their brain, and they do the experiment on that day. Is them? Them?

Is the government? All the people ship. I'm telling you, man, how how do you get three kidnappings with the world shut down? It's a wild statistic, that's a good question. It's the brain, good kidnapping brains. That's why all the kids was going to school on zoom. They probably they had a little probably had a little little you know, hypnosis thing on that and um yeah, just to get them you know, hypnotized, and then they jumped their information

kidnap their brains. He's so. One of the things that uh that that the statistics also speak to is that in only point point eleven percent of missing children cases were the result of stranger abductions, meaning that that most people who are kidnapped are kidnapped by a person that they know and like, have some sort of familial relationship with. M okay, but not one point eleven percent, so less

than a single percentage. That said, if I'm the government, I don't want to be the top of the statistic, right that is, In fact, what Stephen is arguing is real. I don't want to be the fucking forty percent number because then it's too obvious. What I want is like a number so small it's almost negligible. Do you know what I mean? Do we have the number on black kids kidnapped? Uh? Yeah, I actually I don't have the number,

but I do have the percentage. So black kids made up thirty seven percent of the missing children in the US. This is I think, based off of a twenty nineteen statistics, even though black children only make up about four of all the children in the United States, so nearly more than double the the amount of kids being kidnapped, or rather in relation to the number of black kids in the country. And it is a statistic for black kids

being kidnapped by someone that they know. Is that the same for black kids as it just for white kids? I believe that that part of that statistic is consistent. That's crazy, person sent I try. Yeah, I try to tell you. I don't want to listen to me, man, I'll be telling you. I don't. I don't know if I feel like this uh proves anything to your point? I do, is there any statistics to the government taking black kids into custody that's what I want to know.

So here's what's interesting, and maybe this will lead us to to some of what you're talking about. One of the reasons that they said that black kids, because that was one of the things I wanted to look up, is why the funk are black kids constantly getting kidnapped in relation to like white kids or whatever the funk?

And one of the things that they said, and part of the reason that these kidnapping sort of like land the way that they do is because there are very strict rules about the Amber alert that like the Amber alert, you can't just like call that in for anybody, and everybody that apparently like you have to meet a bunch of categorical shit, and i'll read you some of the examples. There must be reasonable evidence that in abduction has occurred.

The child must be believed to be in immediate danger or serious bodily injury, of serious bodily injury or death. There must be enough descriptive information about the victim and the abductor. The child must be under the age of seventeen, and the child's information must be entered into the National

Crime Information Center system. So all of that has to be met as a criteria just to be able to qualify foreign amber alert, and there are hella examples of people not meeting that criteria even though their kid got taken, and then being their kids basically just gets labeled a run away and they don't actually get the support that they need. Interesting, Damne, that also sounds like an access thing, right, did you know that you know you had to do all that ship too? No? I didn't. This is the

first time I'm hearing about it. And so that's another part that they keep from you see what I'm saying. They take the kids, but they keep the information, so you don't know how to get your kid back. And none of the black people get kids. They can't get bank loans, they none of that. They just keep all that ship to themselves. Just all part of the whole system. It's just doing what they do. Keep the I like how you reach baby? I like it. Yeah, that's that's

what they doing. Is though, is an amber amber alert is not like a guarantee that you're gonna get, Like, what what's the return rate? What's what's the return rate on an amber? So I read that that on average, I think it's something in the almost sixty percent of kids that that are hit with the Amber alert end

up getting found, which is not nothing. That's a pretty substantial And part of it is because like you're just increasing the chances that somebody who knows you, knows the kid, knows somebody involved, knows the car, even is going to intervene because of the information that's been spread. We would more lawyers. The Amber was through, we knew if everybody knew, make it simplified. What's the kid's name, that phase, that's it.

So so to that point, and this is this is a very uh tragic example, but there's this girl, Jolie Moosa, who was the sixteen year old from Virginia whose parents reported her missing on January. She was labeled to run away for not fitting the criteria, and subsequently the police didn't even begin searching for her for three days after she was reported missing by the family. She was then

found dead murdered fourteen days after she went missing. So she's a perfect example of exactly that that checkpoint you're talking about, that access point being like the fucking obstruction that keeps people from number one, being able to get their kid back. But in theory, if I'm the government I say, I'll create a checkpoint that makes it so that even if they do want their fucking kid back, it's harder for them to track them. And by then we can already brush their hair too hard or whatever.

Right because the first forty eight right, I mean, that's real as far as in time, as far as reaction time. So it's like it does this is crazy. It I hate that I'm even saying this. It does make sense that they would provide like a barrier to enter your kid into that system if they were trying to take that extra time to brush there, and then you see, that's what happened. That's what happened. That's probably what happened

with her. Right, they create they tried to do the thing three days that the government, the cops are like before they even you know, started looking, they go, oh ship, they all know us. So then they try to clean up their tracks and they do some foul ship like that. But what I I mean, I am Listen, I love conspiracies just as much as you do. What have you hated him? He's just phoning it in at this point. I when I have a problem with this is the

governments like the government to kidnap. It's one thing. It's one thing to like if if this conspiracy was like the government takes kids who have been to reform school, right, like the government takes Juvi's Juvie kids and bratinwashes there that I can get behind. I don't think they're hopping out of vans. Ooga booga booga, get scaring these kids. I don't know why boogoog is so racist, but it is. It is deeply racist. Does anybody else feel that way? Oh,

that's violently racist. That's if somebody says, you're a kid, you're scaring him? What You're scaring him for the future

of America? Not not because it's spooky. Guys are Well, here's what I'll say to your big you're you're you're sort of big question because that that is sort of the question I was struggling with, right is like, yes, I can agree that this is odd that that would create so many barriers to be able to protect a child from being kidnapped, But why then does the government need these these stolen black babies in the first place. And before Stephen introduced his his very riveting, very important

take on on the potential brainwashing that's happening. One of the things that I thought about is like the the endless amounts of examples we have of just random experimentation that the government has done on its people's for generations. It's not as if that's a new premise, right right, right, like obviously, and you guys know this. The Tuskegee experiments are a perfect example. They have these guys who have

tested positive for syphilists. They convince them that hey, uh, we'll give you a treatment for said syphilists, and then they don't. They give them like placebo and then go, let's see you go crazy, bitch, and and they do. That's a great example of them sort of like at

least taking advantage of a group of people. But then there are tons of examples of them literally infecting people with various diseases, viruses, quote unquote treatments, all with the intention of just testing the motherfucker's There's an example, uh, they were giving syphilists to prisoners, and Guatemala at one

point they gave hepatitis to mental patients. And there is even examples of people being injected with cancer cells because chronically ill, like they were intentionally giving chronically ill patients cancer selves. That's a way of seeing what the funk happens? Are you smiling giving these facts? It's it's just the game in your eyes. I think does something for me. And I'll talk to somebody someday about that. That is for me. But hey, don't you gotta make sure who

you're talking to though? That ship is that ship is real legs. Yeah, I know it's not good on the inside, the dog, and I apologize for letting a little bit of that seep out. You know, I'm trying to be I'm over here trying to be Patrick Bateman, and you caught me. I see you, alright, hands up, you go. Oh yes, have to speak to the lurking darkness behind Langston's eyes. I I don't know, man. I think it's like I think the government is definitely This is where

I land on this conspiracy right. I believe that the government is definitely proactive at some point in these types of things. I think it may be a little more convoluted than just hopping out of vans, snatching a kid and running away, you know what I mean. I feel like the kid would somehow have to have been bought into the institution some way, whether it be via incarceration or like like if you were like, oh, they're doing it via the public schools, like the reverse activator. That

makes sense to me. But just like straight up steal Team six go into a neighborhood and grab a kid, I don't. I don't think that that's that's that's my that's my landing point. Okay, Oh so Stephen, you agree that this isn't Yeah, this isn't. They and territory these are They come in subtly. I never said they jumping out of windows and jumping out of van and snatching you know what I mean? None of that ship. It's

all subtle, you know what I mean? The corn kid if you if you watch now, even with the corn kid, they go, you know, they go to different places, trying different types of corn. Hey try this? Do you like this? And then he's like, I don't know if I like that all that ship that they're getting the man to try mm hmm wait is that what they're doing it? You ain't but no, I'm not up on it. He's a national tour right now, going from like fair to fair,

eating various uh corns and corn being like food. When I did that they called it a hobby. But all right, you had to be with the right representation gonna make any money. Yeah, what are you with? W and me? The government? The government to rep you to get that called me a dreamer and said it would never work

a cross across corn tour. But telling you where his parents though, that is the question we have to ask with the corn boy, And that's my biggest worry right now is who So here's And this is the thought I had, and I like where you guys are heading and that this isn't just like guerrilla style kidnapping, right because the thought that I felt myself having, and this is something I've argued on the podcast a few times before, is I don't respect the government enough to believe that

they are like these these beautiful masterminds who can just like easily trap a motherfucker. But in researching this ship, human trafficking is a one hundred and fifty billion dollar industries right. Major money is being transferred from person to person by trading fucking people. And so if I'm the government and I happened to, like, you know, get a kid back that the parents didn't were looking for or had lost hope, on, I ain't gonna return the motherfucker.

Maybe I do a couple of experiments and and see if you can in check some corns syndrome in the in the baby, and then maybe I give them back or I don't. But there's all kinds of games that can be played with surplus babies that are sitting around more than them seriously being like, we will steal them, we will run experiments. Less of a proactive thing, more of a if you're gonna if they're gonna fall into my lap, I'm gonna take the Come on, man, if you fly the wallet on the street, you take the

cash out, then you call the people that the US. Now, oh, I'm telling you because this is how it happens, right, you understand why they overturned rov away and whoa now listen now now and they're trying to force people to have these kids. And then you saw on the news and online and artist, if you don't want that baby, you have white people going just I'll take it. I'll take it. I don't know if y'all saw this online, they go, I'll adopt the baby. I'll adopt the baby. Experiments.

Oh whoa that day when that's the most reasonable ship you've said all our When you started that argument, I was like, this nigg is out of his mind. And when he finished that argument, I was like, this might be the most brilliant man I've ever come across in history. I think that's there's there's something to it there. I mean, that makes sense. That doesn't make sense. They know people are gonna have babies, and then it's like, oh, they're not gonna I don't know what happens to a baby

after it gets adopted. Who's checking on that? Nobody? And that's the mess up thing with all things that we quote unquote own bring into the world, whatever the funk it is. If no one claims it, the government gets it. You know what I mean. If if you if you're you die in your house and you don't have any family to come and step up as owners of that new home, the government takes over. And so principally the same would probably be true with some loose little baby. Yeah,

they're collecting loose babies. That's what they're planning on. Man, they're planning on. They're planning something. Yeah. I don't know what kind of ship they're doing now, but be ready That's all I'm saying. How do I prepare for this question? What? What? What gott of training do I need to go into to be ready for this? Yeah? What can someone who's not as fast as you do? To keep in mind, I'm pretty fast with my shoes. I'll never try to barefoot, do you tell me? Well? Look, so what I do

every morning I wake up? You know what I'm saying. I drink my water. You know what I mean. I have some little doctor Seti's you know, me herbs and ship you No, no, I don't do that ship. But for real, man, you just gotta keep your head on the swivel. Stay, you know, trying to do better. Look around. If you see a black baby, say something, you know what I mean, Black babies? What a black baby? Say something? Man, it's the black baby over there. Make sure make sure

the baby is cool. Make sure you see the parents. If you see a black baby with a white uh parents, make no see see what's up? Trying to you know, and make sure they know that baby. Make sure they know. If they don't, you know what I mean, if they don't know nothing about that baby like that, they might be experiment on them. You know. If they don't. The white people don't know that black baby. I'm I'm you heard it here, I'm giving you. I say take it. Take.

What I'm gonna do is walk up to white families with black childrenma to say what was his middle name? And if they don't know, I'm snatching that baby. Yeah. And here's the thing. A lot of people don't realize this, but if you take a black baby, much like you can drop a white baby off at the firehouse, you can drop it off at a foot lockers. Someone will come to foot locker, rib shack. We have save Haven's. A nice man in a in a Reverie shirt is

gonna come and he'll raise that baby. He'll raise it poorly, but stay in the community. And that's what we need numbers for the revolution because it's all of That's what it's coming down to. They're trying to train. And you think the corn kid is gonna be fighting for the US and the revolution. I will say that that and for let me say that, what a cute fucking kid.

I think we can all agree it's very it's very cute, and and I love the little remix that they did and that they're probably not paying the boy for But what disturbs me, what makes me nervous, is any time a black child gets this level of white affirmation this early on, it shifts their person into u one that seeks that into adulthood in a way that makes me real uncomfortable, Like it feels like you're raised eventually raising

a real fucked up individual or something like that. Yeah, it's also like whenever the black kid gets that level of validation, there is a level of not checking up to see what the story is, I e. That little boy who was crying with the cock, you know what I mean, Like there's a there's a level of like, oh, he gets all this acceptance, so nobody's asking me, Oh, what's really going on? And I don't. I don't know core and kids, parents or grandma or the strange circus

folk that seemed to have raised him. But but no, I think that's right that like we're we're moving into dangerous territory. It could be Jesse Smilette, could be fucking it could be goddamn like Orlando Brown. Do you know, Like, No, I got nothing but love for for for the longest, for being like this adorable little black baby on stuff and then now you know he's saying he sucked wowsies. Yeah, wait, I have a question, and this is this it this

could be easily looked up. I was just thinking about this. Do you remember you are you guys? Family matters for you guys. Family, of course we were, or at least sound you're from Chicago though, So yeah, they play that on the loudspeaker over the city every month. I won't pick up the paper if that music is not playing. It was Orlando Brown three J. Do you remember three K? He was three J. I'm pretty sure he was three J. I don't know, but let's find out. Let's find out together,

because that because I'm very anti Yes he was. You're you're absolutely right. That was Orlando Brown. I knew it from the from the Bad Little Nigga back then too. In the in the show, he was in everything. He was in Uh he was in a major pain. He was in pain. He was in uh. Yeah, well that's a raven is I think his biggest yeah, the biggest ship. But he was in every goddamn movie for a long

time Jamie Fox Show. I believe he did. You're so right, though, you can't give that level of validation to a kid. Because corn, kid, he's never going to be better than that for you. He can't do. It's literally it's all based on a speech impediment. That's the spies. It's also based on his love for produce. Sure, but like there were other kids out there that day that love corn. But the speech impediment is what made him. You think if he didn't some corn, you think it wouldn't happen.

If I think if there was some kid out there being like I I enjoy a good corn, they would be like, get your weird ass out of it. Yeah, when it came out, how we come out of right like you should have. You know what I mean? All that? Get that corn out of face, nigger, corn, I'll taste you, you little piece of out of here. We're trying to film a fun show like John One from my day with a hot piping play the corner. I didn't never eat corn on purpose? You ever eat corn on purpose? No,

you don't eat corn on purpose. You eating because you're going too fast And it was next to the ribs. Nigger. That's the only way you eat corn, moving too fast. Some vegetables in your life. Nah man, you gotta you gotta try vegetable, big dog. And I know corn is not technically one, but it's it's the it seems like it will be a good transition for you baby, putting that stuff. They put stuff in the vegetables. But that's probably I mean my worry is he as fast as hell?

So it is working right, the anti corn position, he said, it is probably correct. It's doing pretty good. Doctor was like, yo, your cholesterol is kind of high. You know why they're trying to get me on them damn experiment Hills. I said, nigga, and he was like, Stephen, it's a mighty multi vide man. You just need zinc. I was like, I'm on to your doctor. I'm on to you. I just work out. I'll be good. Hey man, die young stay who you know sh that's what happened with dupac alright, I can

see that. I can see well. I think we did it. Boys, I don't I don't know that we we have any other other things to unpack here. I think we nailed it. Stephen. Could you tell the people at home where they can find you and what cool ship you have going on? Uh? Yeah, uh, I'll be in the streets talking to the people making sure they know to look out for corn Kid and all the other stuff. Uh now, I don't even know

what he Oh I'll do. I'm doing um altercation fest in Austin, headlining with like I don't know, like a Wednesday or some ship. Some ship y'all look it up, is y'all. I don't know man that ship. Uh yeah, find me online and stuff you want. Send me some money if you want, that's cool. Send the man some money. I'm trying to get my kid back. He's trying to

get his corn Kid back. What if that was my kid and I just came on here, I'm not gonna lie if you went and you were like, yo, I'm corn Kids Dad, I wouldn't be like you goddamn liar. Secretly corn Kids Daddy, they got my baby. You gotta start telling people your corn Kids Daddy. Like free you get free breakfast, sandwiches at least. Yeah, you get every free thing that the cop gets. For sure if you yeah, coffee and they'll say thank you for your service. Uh

they sure will because they know. But yeah, man, I'm online. I'm I think altercations. What like some of the big shot I got coming up otherwise you know you catched me the club. Hell yeah, dog Stephen at a show at a club, whatever, boy, because you tell the people where they can find you. Cool guy jokes eighty seven on Instagram. But you can find me in uh oh Faded Comedy Denver in October one headliner Jordan Temple. Buy tickets to that. I'm headlining the Denver Comedy Works November

December fourth. I'm gonna be at Helium Comedy Club in Portland, Oregon. In December three, I'm going to be at the Crocodile in Portland, Oregon, and then I have some other stuff coming soon. Goesie Goesi Bory wherever he's performing, follow him, and as always, you can follow me at Langston Kerman on all platforms. I ain't got no dates to tell

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