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God Awful Movies

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Eli Bosnick, Heath Enwright, and Noah Lugeons team up for a weekly attempt to prove that if god existed, his PR couldn't possibly be this bad.

Episodes

472: Noah's Ark (2007)

This week, Cecil joins us for an atheist review of Noah's Ark , a Spanish cartoon that finally answers the question of where all the sewage on the ark goes. --- Get tickets to see us live in Boston! --- Check out more from Cecil on Cognitive Dissonance , Lawful Assembly , and Season Liberally --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat ...

Sep 03, 20242 hr 55 minEp. 472

471: Angels Fallen: Warriors of Peace

This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us for an atheist review of Angels Fallen: Warriors of Peace , the story of Christianity, but with more guns. And wrist control. --- Check out more from Cara on the Talk Nerdy podcast --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . Our theme music is written and perfo...

Aug 27, 20242 hr 4 minEp. 471

470: The Firing Squad

This week, Michael Marshall joins us for an atheist review of The Firing Squad , the international testament to how bad a green screen can still look with modern technology. --- Check out more from Marsh on Be Reasonable and Skeptics with a K --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . Our theme m...

Aug 20, 20242 hr 2 minEp. 470

469: Dark Realm

This week, Andrea Romano joins us to review Dark Realm , the story of a guy trying to add a plot to his crappy magic routine, but not trying very hard. === If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to h...

Aug 13, 20242 hr 44 minEp. 469

468: The Oath

This week, Dan Beecher from Data Over Dogma joins us live in Salt Lake City for an atheist review of The Oath , the story of Mormons trying to do gritty history with neither grit nor history. Hear more from Dan on Thank God I’m Atheist and Data Over Dogma If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . Ou...

Aug 06, 20242 hr 13 minEp. 468

467: Pride and Prejudice: A Latter Day Comedy

This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us for an atheist review of Pride and Prejudice: A Latter Day Comedy , the story of Mormons reading Pride and Prejudice and not getting it. At all. Or even getting close. Check out more from Cara on the Talk Nerdy podcast. If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . O...

Jul 30, 20242 hr 51 minEp. 467

466: Out of Liberty

This week, we team up for an atheist review of Out of Liberty , the story of that time Joseph Smith escaped from jail. No... not that, time. The other time. The one where he was in jail for treason. No... not that time. The other time he was in jail for treason. If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Min...

Jul 23, 20242 hr 34 minEp. 466

465: The Animated Book of Mormon, Ep 1 and 2

This week, Marsh begins his education into America's worst attempt at literature with an atheist review of the first two episodes of the animated Book of Mormon. --- Check out more from Marsh on Be Reasonable and Skeptics with a K If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . Our theme music is written ...

Jul 16, 20241 hr 23 minEp. 465

464: Nefarious

This week, we invite Paige and Todd of the Horror Virgin Podcast on for a review of Nefarious , a horror movie so terrifying it includes a cameo from Glenn Beck. Hear more from Todd and Paige on the Horror Virgin Podcast If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . Our theme music is written and perfor...

Jul 09, 20242 hr 4 minEp. 464

463: The ReAwaken America Tour Documentary

This week, Cara joins us for a crash course in some of the dumbest conspiracies to come out of the pandemic. --- Check out more from Cara on the Talk Nerdy podcast --- Get your tickets to see Gam Live in Boston: https://www.crystalballroomboston.com/events/god-awful-movies/ If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and...

Jul 02, 20242 hr 54 minEp. 463

462: The Book of Daniel

This week, Dan and Dan from the Data Over Dogma podcast join us for a atheist/Bible scholar/atheist/atheist review of The Book of Daniel . It's the movie that happens when you combine some B-list actors, some E-list actors, iron age* source material, and a $14 budget. *Dan was very clear it is NOT bronze-age. === Check out the Data Over Dogma podcast here: https://www.youtube.com/@dataoverdogma === Get tickets to see us live in Boston, quick before they sell out: https://sites.google.com/view/bo...

Jun 25, 20242 hr 59 minEp. 462

461: Life Flight

This week, Michael Marshall joins us for an atheist review of Life Flight , the story of the birth of helicopter ambulances in America -- as that pertains to the love of Jesus. --- Check out more from Marsh on Be Reasonable and Skeptics with a K --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . Our them...

Jun 18, 20242 hr 52 minEp. 461

460: Hoomania

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of Hoomania , a claymation nightmare factory of epic proportions. === If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook P...

Jun 11, 20241 hr 18 minEp. 460

459: Bigfoot: Grip of the Monster

This week, Cecil joins the guys for an atheist review of Bigfoot: Grip of the Monster , the story of the Wright family trying to movie again and us watching on in horror. --- Check out more from Cecil on Cognitive Dissonance , Lawful Assembly , and Season Liberally --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&am...

Jun 04, 20242 hr 56 minEp. 459

458: The Golden Laws

This week, Michael Marshall joins us for an atheist review of The Golden Laws , a Happy Science Cult exploration of what they think history is. Check out more from Marsh on Be Reasonable and Skeptics with a K Check out the Maytreon goals here: https://elibosnick.wixsite.com/my-site If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Need...

May 28, 20242 hr 37 minEp. 458

457: Come Out in Jesus Name

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of Come Out in Jesus Name , Greg Locke's documentary about all the demons that make us do this show every week. === Check out the Maytreon goals here: https://elibosnick.wixsite.com/my-site If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . Our theme music is...

May 21, 20242 hr 33 minEp. 457

456: An Unlikely Angel

This week, Cara Santa Maria joins the guys for an atheist review of An Unlikely Angel , which can only be described as a Christian movie times a Hallmark movie. --- Hear Eli interview Cara on her 500th episode: https://www.carasantamaria.com/podcast/ama-eli-bosnick --- Check out the Maytreon goals here: https://elibosnick.wixsite.com/my-site If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other...

May 14, 20242 hr 7 minEp. 456

455: Red Planet Mars

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of Red Planet Mars , a 1952 film that asks the tough questions about first contact with aliens. Like "what religion are they, though?" --- Check out the Maytreon goals here: https://elibosnick.wixsite.com/my-site If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Min...

May 07, 20241 hr 27 minEp. 455

454: Stiches (2001)

This week, Twitch streamer Kiptid joins us for an atheist review of Stiches , the story of a demon in an old lady suit tricking people out of their souls by asking if they don't not want to give them to her. --- Check out more from Kiptid here: https://m.twitch.tv/kiptid/home --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed...

Apr 30, 20242 hr 34 minEp. 454

453: Best Friends Genetically Modified

This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us for an atheist review of Best Friends Genetically Modified ; the third movie in Donald James Parker's "Best Friends" trilogy, and Cara's first taste of the Grampsiverse. --- Check out more from Cara on the Talk Nerdy podcast --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D ...

Apr 23, 20242 hr 51 minEp. 453

452: Plandemic 3: The Great Awakening

We're joined by Michael Marshall for a thorough debunking of the anti-vaxxer nonsense and pseudo-politics of the so-called documentary Plandemic 3: The Great Awakening . --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . --- Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Ma...

Apr 16, 20241 hr 26 minEp. 452

451: Matthew 18

We're joined by Katie and Allen of the "Werewolf Ambulance" podcast for a review of Matthew 18, a Christian horror movie that pop scared itself by accident and isn't sure of its own plot. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . --- Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of E...

Apr 09, 20242 hr 37 minEp. 451

450: Church People

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of Church People , the Mike Lindell produced Christian comedy about a megachurch. Because atheists have to make their own hell. --- Come see us live in Salt Lake City on August 3rd! https://www.eventbrite.com/o/god-awful-movies-13226085022 --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Ci...

Apr 02, 20242 hr 48 minEp. 450

449: The Gerson Miracle

This week, Michael Marshall joins us to learn how you can cure all human illness by sticking juice in one end, coffee in the other, and letting them meet in the middle. Come see us live in Salt Lake City on August 3rd! https://www.eventbrite.com/o/god-awful-movies-13226085022 --- Check out more from Marsh on Be Reasonable and Skeptics with a K --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our...

Mar 26, 20242 hr 46 minEp. 449

448: Strawinksy and the Mysterious House

This week, Cecil joins us for an atheist review of Strawinksy and the Mysterious House . And knowing full well what a strong statement this is, I'm gonna go ahead and tell you this might be the weirdest thing we've ever watched. --- Check out more from Cecil on Cognitive Dissonance , Lawful Assembly , and Season Liberally --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scat...

Mar 19, 20242 hr 36 minEp. 448

447: Consider it All Joy

This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us for an atheist review of Consider it All Joy and *spoiler alert* she does NOT consider it all joy. Check out more from Cara on the Talk Nerdy podcast --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil G...

Mar 12, 20242 hr 45 minEp. 447

446: Walt's Disenchanted Kingdom

This week, the guys team up with a live audience in Orlando, Florida for an atheist review of Walt's Disenchanted Kingdom , a documentary that exposes Disney's purported sexualization of children. Brought to you by, of all things, the Catholic League. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . Ou...

Mar 05, 20242 hr 50 minEp. 446

445: His Only Son

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of His Only Son , the story of that time God pranked Abraham into attempted filicide. --- To get tickets to see us live in Orlando, click here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-orlando-florida-tickets-778242784117 --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citatio...

Feb 27, 20241 hr 24 minEp. 445

444: Messiah (Netflix - Episodes 3 and 4)

We're joined by Thomas and Matt from the Opening Arguments podcast to break down the religio-legal insanity in episodes 3 and 4 of the Netflix series Messiah . --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . --- Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you...

Feb 20, 20242 hr 39 minEp. 444

443: A Time For Heaven

We're joined by DOCTOR Cara Santa Maria for a review of the death with indignity Christian movie called A Time For Heaven . --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . --- Hear more from Cara: https://www.carasantamaria.com/podcast --- Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of E...

Feb 13, 20242 hr 50 minEp. 443