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God Awful Movies

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Eli Bosnick, Heath Enwright, and Noah Lugeons team up for a weekly attempt to prove that if god existed, his PR couldn't possibly be this bad.

Episodes

442: Best Friends Recycled

This week, Michael Marshall joins us for an atheist review of Best Friends Recycled . In our ninth foray into the Donald James Parker filmography, we dive into the direct sequel to the adventures of Tony and Jackson from Best Friends Eternally . In this installment, almost nothing happens again. --- To get tickets to see us live in Orlando, click here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-orlando-florida-tickets-778242784117 --- Check out more from Marsh on Be Reasonable and Ske...

Feb 06, 20242 hr 53 minEp. 442

441: The Exorcism in Amarillo

This week, Cecil joins us for an atheist review of The Exorcism in Amarillo , our fourth foray into the wonderful world of Wright Family Films (makers of such GAM-favorites as Halloween Hero and The Badge, The Bible, and Bigfoot . Check out more from Cecil on Cognitive Dissonance , Lawful Assembly , and Season Liberally --- To get tickets to see us live in Orlando, click here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-orlando-florida-tickets-778242784117 If you’d like to make a per e...

Jan 30, 20242 hr 48 minEp. 441

440: Blackbird

This week, Michael Marshall joins us for a review of the notorious Michael Flatley vanity project Blackbird . It's the story of a bunch of spy movie cliches getting tosses in a hat. --- To get tickets to see us live in Orlando, click here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-orlando-florida-tickets-778242784117 --- Check out more from Marsh on Be Reasonable and Skeptics with a K --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out...

Jan 23, 20242 hr 58 minEp. 440

439: The Devil Conspiracy

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of The Devil Conspiracy , the story of what might happen if the Shroud of Turin fell into the wrong hands... and that somehow mattered. --- To get tickets to see us live in Orlando, click here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-orlando-florida-tickets-778242784117 --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other show...

Jan 16, 20242 hr 44 minEp. 439

438: e-motion 2.0

This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us once again so we can try her patience with more woo documentaries. --- To get tickets to see us live in Orlando, click here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-orlando-florida-tickets-778242784117 --- Check out more from Cara on the Talk Nerdy podcast --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , T...

Jan 09, 20242 hr 7 minEp. 438

437: Fire Maidens of Outer Space

This week, you see what happens when Eli is given too much freedom in selecting the movie. --- To get tickets to see us live in Orlando, click here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-orlando-florida-tickets-778242784117 --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . Our theme musi...

Jan 02, 20242 hr 47 minEp. 437

436: Jingle Smells

This week, Michael Marshall joins us for an atheist review of Jingle Smells , the story of how theft is okay if you're stealing from cancel culture. --- To get tickets to see us live in Orlando, click here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-orlando-florida-tickets-778242784117 --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skeptic...

Dec 26, 20232 hr 58 minEp. 436

435: Mr. Scrooge to See You!

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of Mr. Scrooge to See You! , the story of a couple of Christian hacks thinking "well I'm at least as good as this Charles Dickens fella." --- Get your tickets to see us live in Orlando on March 2nd! --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . Our t...

Dec 19, 20232 hr 44 minEp. 435

434: Lady Ballers

This week, Lydia and Thomas from the "Where There's Woke" podcast join us for an atheist review of Lady Ballers . It's the story of a bunch of grown men yelling slurs in hopes of getting a rise out of others. It's "Too Many 10 Year Old Boys on This Server: The Movie." --- Check out more from Lydia and Thomas on Where There's Woke . --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows...

Dec 12, 20232 hr 21 minEp. 434

433: The Shift

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of The Shift . It's the story of Christian movie makers deciding to get in on that groovy multi-verse trend and deciding the title "Nothing Nowhere Not at All" was a little too derivative. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . Our theme music...

Dec 05, 20232 hr 47 minEp. 433

432: Superhuman: The Invisible Made Visible

This week, Dr. Alice Howarth and Michael Marshall join us for a skeptical review of Superhuman: The Invisible Made Visible , a documentary about how gullible documentarians can be. Check out more from Dr. Alive and Marsh on Skeptics with a K If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . Our theme music ...

Nov 28, 20232 hr 45 minEp. 432

431: Journey to Bethlehem

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of Journey to Bethlehem , the story of people deciding that the so-called "greatest story ever told" could use a little spicing up. And some musical numbers. --- Get your donation in for Vulgarity for Charity! https://www.modestneeds.org/ --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Cit...

Nov 21, 20232 hr 31 minEp. 431

430: What is a Woman?

This week, we have brand new guest masochist Trinity Pixie for a review of What is a Woman? , Matt Walsh's bigot-mentary produced by The Daily Wire. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . --- Trinity Pixie is available for consulting, education, and speaking engagements on a number of subject...

Nov 14, 20231 hr 28 minEp. 430

429: Quigley

This week, we have GAM all-stars Marsh and Cecil for a review of Quigley , starring a team of thespian pomeranians. Gary Busey is also in it. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, ...

Nov 07, 20232 hr 38 minEp. 429

428: Sound of Freedom LIVE from Las vegas

This week, the gang gets together for an atheist review of Sound of Freedom live from Las Vegas. It's the story of a grown man telling other grown men a story with "pew pew" in it ... and them believing him. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . Our theme music is written and performed by Ry...

Oct 31, 20232 hrEp. 428

427: Kingdom Come

This week, Heath is back to help us out with a review of Kingdom Come , the story of Satan's plan getting a little too convoluted. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out t...

Oct 24, 20232 hr 34 minEp. 427

426: The Exorcist: Believer

This week, Werewolf Ambulance drops in for an atheist review of The Exorcist: Believer , the story of the original Exorcist with one of those stupid "Co-exist" stickers slapped over the top of it. --- Check out Werewolf Ambulance here: https://www.werewolfambulance.com/ --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and...

Oct 17, 20232 hr 32 minEp. 426

425: Unwanted Presence

This week, Mary and Shelly from the Latter Day Lesbian podcast join us for an atheist review of Unwanted Presence , the story of all the paperwork that most haunted house movies don't have the guts to show you. === Hear more from Mary and Shelly on The Latter Day Lesbian === If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , an...

Oct 10, 20232 hrEp. 425

424: Pray.

This week, Michael Marshall joins us for an atheist review of Pray. , a movie so definitive the title has a damned period in it. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out more from Marsh on Be Reasonable and Skeptics with a K Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of...

Oct 03, 20232 hr 35 minEp. 424

423: Born Into Mafia 2

This week, Cecil joins us for a review of Born Into Mafia 2 , the spiritual sequel to Born Into Mafia that shares nothing with the original except broken English, porny camera angles, and unapologetic batshittery. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out more from Cecil on Cognitive Dissonance and Season Liberally Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citatio...

Sep 26, 20232 hr 52 minEp. 423

422: The Rebirth of Buddha

This week, Michael Marshall joins us for an atheist review of The Rebirth of Buddha , another anime from the lunatics over at the Happy Science Cult. --- Pick up your QED tickets here: https://qedcon.org/ Check out more from Marsh on Be Reasonable and Skeptics with a K If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&am...

Sep 19, 20232 hr 34 minEp. 422

421: Fighting Chance

This week, the gang teams up for an atheist review of Fighting Chance , the story of a guy named Chance who fights. And no, the writing doesn't get any more clever from there. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on ...

Sep 12, 20232 hr 32 minEp. 421

420: Wild Weed: She Should've Said No

This week, Michael Marshall joins us for an atheist review of the 1949 anti-marijuana propaganda classic. --- Check out more from Marsh on Be Reasonable and Skeptics with a K --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on M...

Sep 05, 20232 hr 35 minEp. 420

419: Furious Love

This week, Karen from the Deconversion Therapy podcast joins us for an atheist review of Furious Love , the story of Earth's most credulous documentarian spending Kickstarter money on a lovely extended vacation. --- Check out Karen's podcast here: https://beacons.ai/deconversiontherapy --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citat...

Aug 29, 20232 hr 39 minEp. 419

418: Crazy Wise

This week, (very nearly Dr.) Cara Santa Maria joins the guys to review a documentary that asks "what if mental illness is actually a magic power that we shouldn't be medicating away?", and never realizes that all the alternatives are terrifying, even after showing some of them on screen. Check out more from Cara on the Talk Nerdy podcast. If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other sh...

Aug 22, 20232 hr 42 minEp. 418

417: To Die For

This week, John Schneider's done not hurting anybody... --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts Al...

Aug 15, 20232 hrEp. 417

416: He Who Finds a Wife

We watched He Who Finds a Wife , along with first time guest masochists Kat and Tee of the Bible Breakdown podcast. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook P...

Aug 08, 20231 hr 28 minEp. 416

415: Born Into Mafia

We watched Born Into Mafia , along with DOCTOR Cara Santa Maria! --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?f...

Aug 01, 20232 hr 46 minEp. 415

414: Battlefield Earth LIVE from Detroit

We review Battlefield Earth - LIVE FROM DETROIT, MICHIGAN. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts...

Jul 25, 20232 hr 1 minEp. 414

413: Charly

This week, Mary and Shelly from the Latter Day Lesbian podcast join us for an atheist review of Charly , the story of Mormon sexism. This time in the form of a romcom. --- Hear more from Mary and Shelly here: https://latterdaylesbian.org/ If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . Our theme music is ...

Jul 18, 20232 hr 59 minEp. 413