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God Awful Movies

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Eli Bosnick, Heath Enwright, and Noah Lugeons team up for a weekly attempt to prove that if god existed, his PR couldn't possibly be this bad.

Episodes

412: Baptists at Our Barbecue

This week, Marsh joins us for an atheist review of Baptists at Our Barbecue , the story of Mormons not having any interesting stories to share but still feeling like they should share something. --- This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/awful and get on your way to being your best self. --- Check out more from Marsh on Be Reasonable and Skeptics with a K Get tickets to QED here . --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus...

Jul 11, 20232 hr 7 minEp. 412

411: Witnesses

This week, Dan Beecher joins us for an atheist review of Witnesses , the story of the three witnesses who saw the gold plates the Book of Mormonism was based on (in a vision), and the story of how they never publicly admitted they were lying and therefore must have been telling the truth. About the vision. Of the angel. With the plates. About Native American Jews whose skin changed color because of their sin. --- Hear more from Dan on Thank God I’m Atheist and Data Over Dogma If you’d like to ma...

Jul 04, 20232 hrEp. 411

410: Battle of the Spirit and Power of God

This week, Viced Rhino joins us for an atheist review of Battle of the Spirit and Power of God , our first return to Nigerian Christian cinema in way too long. --- To hear more from Viced Rhino, you can find all his links here: https://linktr.ee/vicedrhino --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus...

Jun 27, 20232 hr 30 minEp. 410

409: The Flight That Disappeared

This week, Marsh joins us for an atheist review of The Flight That Disappeared. It's the story of Hollywood's very slow and ambling path towards discovering the importance of pacing. --- This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/awful and get on your way to being your best self. If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Get tickets to QED here: https://qedcon....

Jun 20, 20232 hr 53 minEp. 409

408: In Jesus Name

This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us for an atheist review of In Jesus Name , the directorial debut of Ashley Wright ( The Badge, The Bible, and Bigfoot, et al ). And it does just as swimmingly as you'd expect. Check out more from Cara on the Talk Nerdy podcastIf you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus...

Jun 13, 20232 hr 51 minEp. 408

407: Fire by Nite Episode 7

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of episode 7 of Fire by Night , a half-hearted attempt at a Christian Saturday Night Live from the late eighties. And as if that doesn't already sound awful enough, this episode was about the dangers of rock and roll. --- This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/awful and get on your way to being your best self. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please chec...

Jun 06, 20232 hr 40 minEp. 407

406: Evolution vs. God

This week, Marsh joins us for an atheist review of Ray Comfort's Evolution vs. God , the story of Ray Comfort trying to win arguments, failing, then trying to deceptively edit those arguments to make it look like he didn't lose them, then failing at that as well. --- Check out more from Marsh on Be Reasonable and Skeptics with a K --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows,...

May 30, 20231 hr 28 minEp. 406

405: Fast X

We're joined by all-star guest masochists Rachel and Moishe for a review of Fast X . --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/E...

May 23, 20232 hr 47 minEp. 405

404: Psychiatry: An Industry of Death

This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us for the scientology "documentary" called Psychiatry: An Industry of Death . --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out more from Cara on the Talk Nerdy podcast. Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If yo...

May 16, 20232 hr 4 minEp. 404

403: Left Behind 2: Rise of the Antichrist

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of Left Behind: Rise of the Antichrist (2023) . In what may just be peak-GAM, we're watching a Kevin Sorbo remake of a Kirk Cameron classic, and it's everything we hoped it would be. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . Our theme music is wr...

May 09, 20232 hr 57 minEp. 403

402: The Nibiru Movie

This week, Dan and Jordan from the Knowledge Fight podcast join us to ask "what if Mars is really a mythical dragon that punched Venus in the face?", answer "but it isn't though", and then ask, "yeah, but what if it was?" This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/awful and get on your way to being your best self. Hear more from Dan and Jordan on Knowledge Fight If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us ...

May 02, 20232 hr 37 minEp. 402

401: The Pope's Exorcist

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of The Pope's Exorcist , the controversial new film that people who pretend to suck demons out of mentally ill people for a living say is making them look bad. --- Come see us in Detroit on July 22nd! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-detroit-tickets-617420751087 --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows...

Apr 25, 20232 hr 40 minEp. 401

400: The Second Chance

This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us to try to untangle the 27 unresolved plot lines that make up The Second Chance . --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out more from Cara on the Talk Nerdy podcast Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. I...

Apr 18, 20232 hr 58 minEp. 400

399: Night of the Lepus

This week, we broaden the definition of what counts as an "Easter Movie." --- This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/awful and get on your way to being your best self. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . Our theme music is written and performed...

Apr 11, 20232 hr 38 minEp. 399

398: Life Changes Everything: Meet Zac Ryan

This week, Anna Bosnick joins us for an atheist review of Life Changes Everything: Meet Zac Ryan , the story of a big fight in the writer's room about what they were gonna call the movie, followed by a really half-ass compromise. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . Our theme music is writt...

Apr 04, 20232 hr 40 minEp. 398

397: Best Friends Eternally

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of Best Friends Eternally , the story of Donald James Parker writing another movie where he has a sexy granddaughter that likes to hug him a lot. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick ...

Mar 28, 20232 hrEp. 397

396: Dilly Loves Kitty LIVE from Seattle

This week, the gang is live in Seattle to breakdown Dilly Loves Kitty , the story of a dude stalking a catatonic lady because he's in love with her 2nd grade yearbook photo. And no, the movie never realizes that's the de facto bad guy. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . Our theme music is...

Mar 21, 20232 hr 49 minEp. 396

395: Exorcist II: The Heretic

We're joined by Katie and Allen of the Werewolf Ambulance podcast to talk about arguably the worst drop off from original to sequel in Exorcist II: The Heretic . --- Check out Werewolf Ambulance and connect with Katie and Allen on Twitter @werebulance . --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . ...

Mar 14, 20232 hr 52 minEp. 395

394: Root Cause

This week, Michael Marshall joins us for a skeptical review of Root Cause , a documentary that claims virtually all medical maladies arise from root canals. And then gets taken off Netflix super-duper quick because that's nonsense. --- Check out more from Marsh on Be Reasonable and Skeptics with a K --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skep...

Mar 07, 20232 hr 32 minEp. 394

393: Kids vs. Wizards

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of Kids vs. Wizards , a Russian propaganda cartoon about the dangerous of witchcraft and sorcery. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear ...

Feb 28, 20232 hr 53 minEp. 393

392: God and Salsa

This week, Michael Marshall joins us for an atheist review of God and Salsa , the story of a woman coping with her teen daughter's suicide and a screenwriter struggling to think of a way to shoehorn both god and Salsa into that story. --- This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/awful and get on your way to being your best self. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patre...

Feb 21, 20232 hr 59 minEp. 392

391: The Secret: Dare to Dream

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of The Secret: Dare to Dream , the story about how you can have anything in life just through the power of positive thinking and mountains of unacknowledged privilege. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . Our theme music is written and perfo...

Feb 14, 20232 hr 55 minEp. 391

390: Lockdown 2025

This week, we learn that there is too something they haven't done with apocalypse movies yet. --- This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/awful and get on your way to being your best self. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . Our theme music is w...

Feb 07, 20232 hr 37 minEp. 390

389: The President Goes to Heaven

This week, Michael Marshall joins us for an atheist review of The President Goes to Heaven ; a film that will -- for better or worse -- keep you guessing. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . Check out more from Marsh on Be Reasonable and Skeptics with a K Our theme music is written and per...

Jan 31, 20232 hr 58 minEp. 389

388: Hermes: Winds of Love

This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us for an atheist review of Hermes: Winds of Change , the story of the Happy Science Cult trying to woo kids in with mythology before shoe-horning in a bunch of their weird theology. --- This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/awful and get on your way to being your best self. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Ch...

Jan 24, 20232 hr 52 minEp. 388

387: I Can't Breathe

This week, the guys get together for an atheist review of I Can't Breathe (God Forgive Them) , the first movie brave enough to examine the systemic police oppression of upper class, cishet, Christian white men. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . Our theme music is written and performed by...

Jan 17, 20232 hr 51 minEp. 387

386: Finger of God

This week, we watch a "documentary" about all the most blatantly (and least ardently) fabricated miracles we've ever talked about over on Scathing Atheist. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like ...

Jan 10, 20232 hr 35 minEp. 386

385: Robot Monster

This week, the gang takes on the 1953 B-movie classic, Robot Monster . It's the story of a costuming department that realized it's report was due day of. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to...

Jan 03, 20232 hr 35 minEp. 385

384: A Wrestling Christmas Miracle

This week, we return to the Del Vecchio-verse for an atheist review of A Wrestling Christmas Miracle . It's the story of... something that the English language is all but powerless to explain. Seriously. This is a weird one. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . Our theme music is written an...

Dec 27, 20221 hr 25 minEp. 384

383: A Little Piece of Heaven LIVE from NYC

Live from New York City, the gang gets together for an atheist review of A Little Piece of Heaven . It's the story of how a well timed orphan kidnapping can save an otherwise dismal Christmas. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of ...

Dec 20, 20222 hr 55 minEp. 383