463: The ReAwaken America Tour Documentary

I hate to, so I'm talking to my wife that night and I mean I'm crying. I hate to, he literally goes, I'm a guy so I hate to say I'm crying. I just got to slide some fragile, masculine issues in it. The one thing that was left on the fucking checklist was fragile masculinity, yeah. I was establishing dominance with the crying actions. I didn't like guys. Technically, manly, if you think about it more manly. The Mike Tears were so big, I had the biggest. I think I could call it plans.

Yeah. God Awful Movies. Movies. Movies. Movies. Movies. Movies. Movies. Movies. Movies. Welcome back to the Gamcast for each week we sample another selection from Christian cinema because atheists have to make their own hell. I'm your host Noah Luzon since sitting at 700 miles to my immediate left is my good friend Heath and right heath. Welcome back. Clayton. Cleansing tin Clark. We're doing clay. I'm so I almost just hit that picture all over the notes for you. I should have.

I almost did that for me. Yeah, but I only put one as you can only put one. The restraint is actually fucking incredible. That's my one and I used it. There you go. Eli is off this week, but we're excited to welcome back our favorite guest, Massacus, host of the talk nerdy podcast and bonafide famous person Cara Santa Maria. Cara, welcome back. Oh, what is the okay? Okay. Okay. We'll get there. Yeah, we're going to stay there for like an hour and a half to allow Cara.

He did this one so much that she like circled back to energy from this. She's ready to go talk with me. I hate this guy so fucking. All right. Let's go. I'm so confused. Okay. So tell us what will be breaking down today? Rewatched reawaken America tour documentary. Watch it tonight for free at time to free America.com and to free America.com slash watch the reawaking documentary. My computer asking if I should really be on rumble. That was the title. Seriously, it's only on rumble.

This movie is nowhere else. It's the origin story of Clay Clark and reawaken America is homicidal misinformation themed festival group. Yep. It's liar festival the movie. Like fire and Cara how bad was this movie? Well, if you like words, any words, words like COVID and Jesus and King and Israel and Fauci and nation and flag in any order really doesn't matter. You will love this movie. Oh my god. And we had to watch the sun rumble. Rumble. Oh god.

Let me just say I'm glad I watched it today before the debate instead of the day after. Oh, I watched it the day after because I couldn't watch it the day of I was literally too triggered. Yeah. I get it. I get it. All right. So say anything you guys want to nominate this one for me the best of being the worst at? Oh yeah. Best worst dead air. Look at there. It's so sad. You're talking about it at the end. Oh yeah. It's so long. It's so long.

Yeah. It's it's honestly it's like 40 goddamn seconds of dead air. So okay, I was going to go with best worst ads for stupid people. So I only got ads at the beginning of this video and I was disappointed because I wanted ad breaks constantly. The ads were so dumb. They were so clearly for people who had self selected for stupidity. The first ad was for a bucket of water with a fan that was sold as the air conditioner. They don't want you to know about.

They actually used those words and then the other was a dongle that you can plug into your phone to protect you from the 5G. Yeah. That's way too many. G. Seriously an anti woke fan. Yes. Is one of the products you can advertise. Wow. You hook it up to your gas stove for spite. Yeah. Yeah. Those are illegal now. No, they're not. Okay. I was going to go with worst worst main character. Oh, God. Oh, he's awful. Clay Clark. And I've put a picture of Clay Clark. His head shot.

This is his head shot that he chose for his website. He's doing the like Mr. Burns. He's doing a bigger steeple Mr. Prince face. And he looks like he doesn't even look like the main villain, right? He looks like the guy that built the main villain that the main villain is going to crush for being too whiny at the beginning of act three. Yeah. He looks like the main villain's lawyer.

Yes. At least the guy that main villain is like Clay and Clay has to walk in from the other room and like do something for the main villain. Yeah. Right. The movie, the movie is just a giant checklist of every terrible thing. A person like if I was writing a sketch about the most terrible person, it's just a list of things that Clay Clark brags about in his story in this movie that he made from beginning to end. It's really kind of amazing in that way.

And to be clear, it doesn't completely incoherently. Yeah. No, absolutely. Absolutely. I wrote my notes at one point. This is plot vomit. I just cannot piece anything together with anything. But if we used software to just shuffle the movie like random minutes, shuffled with other random minutes, it would be like half the time. More coherent, half the time less, something like that. That's why I said, if you like words, this movie has words in the old order. All right.

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Thanks, Keith. No problem. So who's next on the, I'm not sure list. Nobody really keeping a chill. Really? Like the doctor said. Really? Because there's a schematic of clay Clark's headquarters in the garage with a red X that says ambush point right next to it. But yeah, but chill. Am I totally? Yeah, chill. Cool. Hey, guys, working hard or hardly working? Oh, hello, Mr. Clark. I'm Terry. Tony, good to meet you. Say you guys didn't laugh at my opening joke. That's pretty, probably don't get it.

It's pretty clever. Did you? It's a joke. So anyway, so welcome to the first ever writers' meeting for the official reawaken American tour documentary. I am assuming you guys already saw my outline, right? Yeah, you know, to be honest, we're not really sure what you expect from us. Come again? Well, normally with a documentary like this, you're interviewing people and then using clips from the interviews to establish your point. Right.

There's writing to be done to be sure, but at this stage of the process, I'm not sure what we'd really do. Oh, compliments. I'm sorry? Yeah, so look, a full 70% of this movie is just going to consist of people staring right into the camera talking about how swell a guy I am, how smart, how creative, how well, I just don't know. That's why I hired you. Okay. Let me get this straight.

So you want us to write compliments for other people to say about you to you in your own documentary about yourself. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Okay. Wow. Wow, it's right. Okay. So what attributes would you like us to focus on? Oh, all of I have all the attributes. Anyone who's fine. That makes no sense. You can't have like, let's hear. Come on. You guys are professional writers. Okay. I'm sorry. Just to be clear, you want us to just start complimenting you.

Well, yeah, you know, you should, you try it. If you out. Okay. Um, you taper nicely. Sure. Yeah, taper. Um, and your teeth right there are very prominent. Come on, come on, come on guys. You can do better than that, right? Okay. Um, also you read a lot of books. Maybe. Yeah. Sure. I love it. I love it. More. More. You take a lot of notes. Yes, yes, that's it. More. And you're the chosen one. God has anointed to reclaim the might of the American juggernaut. Dude. Sorry. Sorry.

I got carried away. I don't think you did, Tony. I don't think you did. Wow. Beautiful. I kissed him. And we're back for the breakdown. And we're going to open up on a CS Lewis quote that basically says, education is overrated. We don't really need that stuff. Not a good start with the CS Lewis quote. Yeah, the quote is actually, most people don't need to be taught. They only need to be reminded. What does that mean? It means that Jesus is already in you. Yeah, right.

God has already put the truth in there about fucking quantum physics or whatever. Everybody already knows the Hillary Clinton was eating children. Right. Yeah, he says. That doesn't exist. Let me just to remind you. Yeah. So, and we're going to open this movie with, and this is actually a really good introduction to this movie and literally nothing else in the world. We start with these entirely themeless series of clips. Okay. What's with the coffee beans and the cornflakes?

Okay. At one point, it's a fork being dipped in water. It was a fucking SAT analogy question gone insane, right? I was like, it's like cornflakes, coffee grounds, fork, birds, et cetera. And you're like, what? Winter soldier. So you got a winter soldier. Relax. But, but it enters first with the coffee grounds and the cornflakes and whatnot. There are some clips related to COVID, like the early outbreak of COVID. Yeah. And then like two seconds later, clips about the voter fraud.

So like, all right, we're in minute two of the movie and they're already doing that like also fucking voter fraud is what I'm mad about at the bar or the morning. It's the worst. Right. Right. And I had no context. I didn't know who this clay clerk guy was. I didn't know anything about real wake in America, the great reset or whatever he calls it. But two minutes into this movie with this weird montage of unrelated clips, I was like, oh, so this is a conspiracy theory doc.

Yeah. Sure. It's pretty clear at this point. It's sort of a meta. He runs a conspiracy theory touring carnival. That's his job. Yes. And then we get the funniest goddamn title I've ever seen. All right. So it comes up and it's like real wake in America, but they're trying to spell it with digital clock face and they fail because there's no way to do a K or a W. But in so doing, they've made the alternating lowercase uppercase font that has become internet shorthand for sarcastic dumb guy ran.

Yeah. They're doing a sarcastic title card. They're all moving by accident. It's the best. Oh, I just I laughed for so fucking long when I saw something like how do they not know? We're doing a real wake in America. Okay, are you because that's the name of your thing? Are you serious? So yeah, so we get that and then we get an alarm clock going off at 3 a.m. We're going to meet Clay Clark who gets up at three o'clock every morning to make sure everybody knows that Jesus is a char.

Yeah. That's not healthy. You know, that's like when I have a patient who says I get up at three every morning, like there's usually pathology going on. Yeah, well, I would have to imagine there is here. Yeah. Yes. I would say good evidence of that would be if it puts on a Jesus is King hoodie immediately. What else? And what else? A fucking trucker hat that says make America boom again. Yes. I don't even know what conspiracy thing he's going boom is that Maba is Maba a thing. It's own.

Does he mean like we need more bombs? I just it's just I'm sure it's just that he thought make America great again wasn't douche baggy enough. And so he went to the next douche baggy or a thing that he could think of. Hey, what does he do next then when he walks it to what's on the front of his studio to add to that list? Oh, it was a fucking blue lives matter. Yeah, blue lives matter was. Sure was.

Yeah. And he walks it to his own studio and inside his studio is a quote that he said as an inspiration. Don't get on the wall. He's fucking correct. It says half of what separates successful entrepreneurs from unsuccessful ones is pure perseverance. Clay Clark, that's me. Oh my God. So, so to be clear, perseverance is half of the so perseverance that's been stepped on is the key. Don't entrepreneurship right now and knowing knowing is the other half of the value.

Although if you're doing badly as an entrepreneur and then you persevere now, you've lost more money. I just want to put that out to makes no fucking sense. It's a non-state. The movie is just so weird like it opens like you said with the alarm him getting out of bed at three. The music he puts on the hoodie. I thought he was going to go like to a boxing gym. Yeah, right. You know what I mean? Kind of like crack raw eggs and eat them out. Yeah, but he sits down at a computer. Yes, exactly.

That's like what happens in the movie. That's so exciting. So, and then we get his opening brag and this is so fucking sad and pathetic. He's trying to explain to us that he's a business guy. He's always been a business guy. So he starts telling us about how he was in elementary school. He used to sell gum to the other students. Yep. And then when they made him stop doing that, he would sell dubbed cassettes of Millie and Millie God. He talks about this for like 10 minutes.

It goes on for so long. Can you imagine making a movie about yourself and being like, how do I start my braggie origin story? I was a gum magnate in fucking school just so that it was hand and I sold black. I can't really feel it. Millie, but he had to find the doucheyest possible music from the era. And it's so fucking funny because they and isn't this the perfect fucking encapsulation of the libertarian mindset. Both of those businesses are, my mom gave me money so I had money, right?

Because like you had you would have to have like blank tapes that you could sell that you could just keep like reupping you have to have gum you can keep reupping or whatever. Like that's not a thing that poor kids had. So this is just his dumbass thinking that his allowance was, you know, him working hard. Yep. Marked you'd also have to be a fan of Millie Vanillie. Yeah. The band that famously got caught lip syncing and not being the actual vocalists. Yep. Unbelievable.

So yeah, so he tells us about how he was the less cool version of a drug dealer. But then he starts telling us his story. You know how like some people have that story at the one time in the big game when they scored the winning touchdown or whatever. He has the saddest most pathetic fucking version of that about the time he rocked it as the school DJ at the dance. It's so weird. Like it's a farce, right? Like I'm watching this and I'm like, because at this point I don't know who this guy is.

And I don't know what's happening. I have none of the context that you or your listeners. Yeah. Right. And so I'm like, this is a joke, right? And also by the way, this is me being such a psychologist. I'm watching his mannerism. I'm doing a mental status exam on this man. And that must have been fun. He is speaking like the style in which he speaks is something that we call pressured speech. He talks very fast and like kind of panicky.

And it's usually indicative of Mania, you know, like a manic episode in a bipolar disorder or like ADHD, maybe or even positive psychotic symptoms. But he does not seem like a person who is actively aware or has insights. I thought you were going to say good. I think he does seem like a person who is good. None of these things are necessarily bad. A lot of people deal with mental illness, but like he's clearly doesn't, he's not working on it. You know what I mean?

Right. No, no. Like he's like leaning into it. Does he remind you of anybody? Anybody like big right now in American politics? Don't remind me. It's still in my mind. Yeah, we're supposed to be doing comedy, man. We can't think of that. I'm very trapped. Yeah. Okay. So and then we like just as Karris going, who the fuck is this loser ass guy who's telling us about that time he rocked the high school dance and doing it very fast and very fast. He's really lying.

He's going to get interrupted and it will. That's the other thing, right? It's a bullshit story. It's the saddest fucking story. But he's also obviously lying because he's like, and then I told the school, all right, I'll just take 70% of the cut of the door and I'm like, no, the fuck they can't. They wouldn't. What are you talking about? None of this. No. The door at a high school dance. Oh, that big money maker. Prom. Yeah. Right.

So yeah, but then we learn how we met his wife as though this wasn't already boring enough. And those have a boring, we met at college fucking story, right? Like Jesus, it makes something up. Yeah. This point I put is this a wedding video. I don't know what I'm watching yet because it's like she's like, well, and then we had a mobile entertainment. I don't care. What is this? This is, I love the introduction to because she goes like, you know, she's really smart.

And then we cut immediately to her saying the dumbest possible thing about God having a plan. I mean, maybe she's really smart, but that ain't the clip to show it to us. And then they immediately say we ran a DJ business and I was like, oh my god, it's actually a terrible person checklist. It's like perfect. Yeah. No, right. But the DJ business was doing so good that they stopped doing it because it was doing too much business. Honestly, it was too big.

I did that hug thing once where I put, you know, crossed my arms too far. And then I tilted my body. People were like, wow, that's gross. And we had to stop. It was a hate crime, technically. So then, but then they started their business consulting firm called Make Your Life Epic or Mile, but with a Y because it's cool. No. So yes, he became a fucking life coach. And then the movie shows us what might as well be his yarn and push pins board, right? They do that several times.

Well, I'm talking about the white board with all the insane number of arrows all printing to him. Yeah. There's another one later. Yeah. It's a map of the US. It's like full of beautiful mind and they're not even hiding it. Nope. And he has his clients from his bullshit like business to business thing consulting company. And the clients is like, this guy sees patterns like a genius. And then they show us the stupid whiteboard.

And it's just a map of the US, a bunch of dumb ideas with arrows all pointing towards the coast of the US from all different directions and clay clerks stupid face. Tron and you know, that's the pattern we could see. It's fucking amazing. Again, like these are the clips that we would have chosen if we were making fun of the dude. Yeah. And Clay Clark actually never told this guy this client to stop wearing the American flag blazer that he will never take off.

Oh, it's the greatest thing I've ever seen. If you see patterns, maybe mention that. It's like they showed up for the interview because it's a guy in the American flag blazer next to another guy with like the costume, right? It's like the regular blazer with like some sort of angry rant t-shirt underneath it. Yeah. Maybe clients of his that he's like made websites. It's so odd. And they're sitting there and they're like, he is the smartest guy I've ever met. He has guided me on my journey.

And you're like, really? They decided that this was a good look for him. Yes, sure did. This was by choice. They showed up and he goes, man, y'all look cool. You're going to make me look good in this documentary. Well, and he's standing there at the point that they're making here as well. You know, he's my life coach. Make sure I don't like do dumb stuff that would make me look stupid. They're standing in there under star-spangled blazer.

Oh, fuck it's not going to make sure I made good life decision. These guys, they look like an outtake from Shark Tank, like the worst possible thing that ever happened. Yeah. Shark Tank. Very sweetly to testimonial about his amazing consulting. And then, oh, we have this other great pathetic moment because what he wants here, what he envisioned was this, then there'll be this big montage of all the news clips about me. But there's legitimately only one news clip about him ever. Right.

So we see that. And like the second one, the headline is just Tulsa program thrives on veterans and like there's a picture of him there somewhere. Yeah. He's bragging now about the feature in the greater Tulsa reporter about his DJ company. Yes. I was really blowing up. Let me tell you, I was in the Tulsa greater room that he probably paid for because it was right. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely.

And then he forces the camera guy to show off silver and gold records on his wall in the studio for podcast downloads, not silver and gold records. That's not a thing. You just bought those men. You're allowed to. Yeah. He had those made. Well, and then they pan over all his awards, but they do it quickly. So you can't see that it's the same award being given to him year after year, almost certainly by himself, right? It's like we're panning over the shelf of all the skeptic of the year awards.

Marsh has given himself for something. Yeah. It's like fourth place regional volleyball. Yeah. Yeah. You go all the way down to 12 place actually. Yeah. That includes it. He was in 40 for 40, but they fly past it because I was like, oh, no way. Fortune magazine 40 under 40. No way. No, it's from Oklahoma magazine. Yeah. It's for you. Tulsa. So yeah. But yeah, but then eventually his business got so big that he just had to start a podcast. Now, look, I'm not going to shit on start a podcast.

Obviously the three of us all are, you know, have been here or whatever, but it's not like the culmination of something that's going great, right? So I'm going to say, usually I freely admit I'm going to start a podcast. It's kind of sad. It's a sad moment. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The backstory to everybody who started a podcast is something worse. So like just be honest. It might definitely what you're so right. Yeah. Yeah. It's always sad. Right. So okay.

So then we get this montage of him start this podcast and it gets so hilariously pathetic because he's trying to throw out this like, oh, look at all these famous people that I interviewed. But like he starts with Wolfgang Pock, right? Which I'm like, okay, well, I've heard of him. I don't know why you'd be interviewing him. And then everyone else on his list, I didn't know who they were. He would even say, you know, such and such and such, this guy or whatever.

And I'm like, I still, you just told me who he was and I still don't know who that guy is. Also who is Clay Client long name dropping list. I knew the first one Wolfgang. Yeah. That's strong. And most of them were basketball guys. You know basketball at least a little bit and you didn't even recognize that's amazing. Also, just in case our checklist wasn't getting filled out enough, there's a clip of him talking on speaker phone in public. Did you choose these clips? Are you kidding me?

He satire. It's not somehow it isn't. All right. So Cara, I'm curious when he was doing his list, you're doing your documentary about your podcast who leads off your list of like, I've even interviewed that. Who? Oh God. I don't know. There's so many good people. Who's your favorite of your children? He is like that. But also if you're if you're a nerd, you would be like, whoa, but if you're not a nerd, you might not.

Like even just this week, I interviewed Katie Coleman, like, you know, the astronaut. Nice. She was in space. That's pretty fucking cool. That's pretty awesome. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. Lots of good people. I interviewed the guy who discovered Lucy. Oh, nice. Oh, really? I'm sure LePethicus. Yeah. That's very cool. So I have an interviewed Wolfgang Puck though. Well, you know, you're no Clay Clark. Yeah. I'm not going to say that. Because why? Can I say this point too?

I've realized at this point that this film has really high production value and it's in the way. It does. It does. It's really. It looks glossy and expensive, but the content is so shit. And I want to know how he funded this thing. I'm sure it was a go fund. Right? Like make a documentary. Help us make the documentary to tell it's it's not quite go fund me. It's give send. Oh, right. That's right. That's the business model of the thing he used to fund this.

Yes. But then, but he explains that on his business podcast, they never talked about religion or politics as a rule. That was about to change. Yes. That was the point he was made. I was so confused. He's like, we don't talk about God in politics except right now. We just all were going to talk about from this point on. For the rest of a documentary that we're in right now. Yep. Also, they did they did this thing in the documentary. I know that this is like nitpicking. It's just I don't know.

I'm not a professional editor. I've never been a professional editor. But when I used to work on television, I was a producer and I was a journalist and I sat in the edit bay a lot. And there's this thing that they do where, oh my God, it makes me crazy where somebody is talking like the audio, just the audio, right? Is a person talking? And then they show footage of that same person from another time that they're talking. Yes. Not saying those fucking words. I can't stand it. It makes me crazy.

The non-diogenic talking from the person that's in the, what do you do? Like editing 101, don't show lip flap while you're using their voice. Oh my God. It does me. Okay. Sorry. Got that out of my system. So yeah, but then we get COVID sneaking up, right? Which we lose. It's taken turn. Yeah, right. And we learned about this by with a clip of Nancy Pelosi, which is of course because literally everyone else in charge of anything when COVID broke out was a Republican. Right?

So they had to show Nancy Pelosi. So they show Nancy Pelosi and this is like early on when like there was nothing to be worried about. And it's Nancy Pelosi to saying there's nothing to be worried about because there wasn't to that. Yeah. And we didn't know anything yet. It wasn't here yet. Right. So what a weird way for them to talk about the start of COVID. It's like a local basketball game. Right. Like of all the things that happened that let us know that COVID had really hit.

The one they focused on is that an Oklahoma City Thunder game got postponed. Right. Yeah. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It was. It's weird. Yeah. But we win the fucking Oklahoma City Thunder and playing. You know, shits going down. I guess. Yeah. And so now he starts being like, I know things that other people don't know. And I'm asking the question, how? Who are you? You would call him. What content show's to you? You in the version, you don't even know the stuff that we do know.

He's a former SBA young entrepreneur of the year, Kara. He has a 40 under 40. How dare you? Well, and then of course he goes like, you know, COVID broke out and all my clients were like, hey, you know, if we try to save lives here, that could really hurt my bottom line. Yeah. Can't have that. Which is at least as close as anything could be said to be the plot of the move. Right. Like, man, this like trying to keep people from dying from COVID.

Sure, how I heard a lot of middle class and upper class white people who wanted more money. Mm hmm. Yeah. And his wife, Vanessa, tells us so Clay started doing his own research. And I was like, yeah, it's okay. And that research was about why we have all this COVID safety stuff going on. And I was like, was it, was it COVID? Maybe was that probably the reason that COVID global pandemic?

And again, in another one of those if we made the fucking documentary moments, she goes, well, he started to do a lot of research and we've literally caught to video of him googling. Yeah. His Google search bar is showing up across the fucking scram. Sorry. He's banging his. He's banging. He's being checklist. It like he's doing this on purpose. Also mistaking. It's ridiculous. But yeah, everybody who ever says I do my own research, they're not like taking out beakers and doing science.

They're going on. They're going on. And typing in what is happening in Wuhan is what he Googles here. Yes. And I was like, I'm going to, I'm going to see what happens for me. And in order for him to get to whatever he got to, he would have to scroll past like 19 real news sources and then finally be like news, news, news, blah, blah, blah, Alex Jones. There it is. He knows exactly.

So he presents some video that shows that maybe the Chinese government isn't being entirely honest about coronavirus. And I'm like, yeah, man, that's way to dig through the bullshit clay, right? Well done. Controversial opinion there. Yeah. He does this and this is he's going to do this over and over again in this movie. And I didn't realize until we were talking before the record, how bad this was for Kara who has no context of who the contest guy is.

But he'll constantly throw out the first half of the conspiracy theory. And we the audience are just supposed to go, oh, yeah, Neil Ferguson. We sure know who that is and what you're talking about, right? So confusing. He'll be like, here's the guy who said a thing. There for you know what I'm talking about. No, no, therefore just moving on just. Yeah. And I'm like, I don't know what you're talking about. Yeah. You didn't make a single claim in this movie. What do you think there for means?

Yeah. So yeah, but they talk about this guy, Neil Ferguson, who was a researcher in the UK who was doing a legitimate like epidemiological research. Yeah, he seems to me that he put out like a sort of a best case scenario and worst case scenario modeling model. Yeah. And I'm like, well, that worst case model was wrong. And like, yeah, he points to two times that he modeled a pandemic and said, you know, on the worst end, this is what would happen if we did nothing to prevent it.

And then he's like, well, that didn't happen. So that guy's a crank. But that's if you put that out as a scientist, you're saying this scenario is probably not going to happen. That's like, it's a correct thing you said. Right. So stupid. You're doing it so that that thing won't happen. And then he Googles like, who funds this guy? And it turns out that the epidemiologist is funded by big pharma. No way. By one or two big pharma companies among like 40 or 50 other funding.

They do it just like 900 fucking things funding him. And then they like, they scroll way down and they're like, Pfizer. Yeah. It was funded by the British government too. That's what's happening. Right. Yeah. Exactly. He's a university researcher in the UK. Yeah. But we follow fucking Clay's Google rabbit hole a little bit further and he comes across that dude that discovered the polymerase chain reaction. Yeah. The PCR guy. I am so confused by this whole piece.

Okay. They spend a lot of time describing what PCR is for no reason because they never use any of that information. So do you want me to try to pull the yarn for you for a second care? Tell me if I'm wrong. I understand is that that dude is a crank who believes that like Fauci is evil and he's like fully a conspiracy theorist. So they're just quoting him. But instead of actually quoting all of his conspiracy theories, they quote him talking about polymerase chain reactions.

And you're like, why are we talking about? Yes. Great question. Great question. Okay. Okay. So there's a type of polymerase. It's an enzyme called Luciferase. In vaccines. Luciferase. So Clay Clark heard about Luciferase and thought it was Lucifer hiding in plain sight. He did. He did. He seriously thinks it's a demonic cryptocurrency biotech thing to give us all the mark of the beast seriously. He actually thinks that he actually believes this.

He's publishing. He thinks Bill Gates and Jeffrey Epstein teamed up to create a new race of human beings by combining Luciferase, Luciferase with Jeffrey Epstein's DNA and putting that in the vaccine. That's his theory. But actually, I'm just looking into this. Luciferase is a type of right like Luciferan protein. They're in a group and the naming convention means the name came from the 1800s of French chemist. Yeah. And it means light bearer. Right. Yeah. That's what Lucifer means.

That's what the word mean Luciferase. Well, yeah. Well, these molecules, these enzymes produce bio luminescence. Yeah. Light. That's why they're called that. Light bearer. And they're used in research because of that right because they you can make them light up later. Yeah. Really helpful. The perfect crime by Lucifer. The impression I got because this is all like everything that he said is documented shit. It's part of the conspiracy that Clay Clark has promoted.

But what I think he was doing when he was explaining PCR because of course what PCR does is it'll take a small amount of something in a genetic sample or whatever and it'll amplify it so that you can have a measurable amount. But they're explaining that in such a way as to make you think that when they're doing this test, they're actually amplifying the amount of virus that's inside of you. Yeah. Talking about the process of PCR, which is used in every aspect of biotechnology now.

Sure. And he then makes this weird leap too. So when you take a COVID test, it's PCRing your COVID to make you really sick. You make more COVID. Yes. Right. That's like, wait, what? So then we watch Anthony Fauci lie to us about hydroxychloroquine for a while. He lied to us very truthfully. He did. He's like, no, it does not fucking work. Yeah. That's the clip. Somebody's like, is there any evidence for that hydroxychloroquine?

And he's like, no. Yep. And the movie is trying to try to say that's a good thing. There's not though. We know how we have more data. There's not. Yeah. There's not any evidence for that. Yeah. I literally wrote, God, I love Fauci. I miss it. That is one thing that this movie doesn't make any points. And I have no idea what's going on ever. But a handful of people who I really love, he puts on the screen to shit all over them. Right. Right. But they're like legitimate things.

Yeah. Yeah. So then we hear from his wife again, and I love this bit so much because she's going like, well, you know, it was at that point that his podcast switched to being about a totally different subject entirely. And I'm like, yeah, no, a lot of super successful podcasts do that completely change what they're about. It's a normal transfer from business tips to epidemiology. That's what I mean. Yeah. Puzzle in a thunderstorm is now a space travel company. We love these spaces.

What are you talking about? Also, and this is just, this was like, it was there to trigger me. Clay Clark's microphone discipline is terrible. He makes out. He like, he like finger fucks his microphone. He totally does on it. Morgan would sneak glass shards into my food if I did that kind of shit. You don't hold the sides of your microphone. Why would you touch your microphone? You fucking idiot. You're on the air. He was actually a DJ. So he has some experience with this.

Yeah. He had a comedy constantly. Is this the point in the film film? I say that with air footage. Where he holds up a Fauci known to the screen during his podcast. Sure does. It does a bit, but it's like a five minute Fauci bit. It's so long. It's so long. You just can see him in the editing, fucking room going like, oh, God, we got to keep all of this, right guys? This is just gold. This is all gold.

You can just see the camera people just drooping down, being like, oh, my God, we let him do his Fauci for a while. That's what it says. And he's like Vanessa, where's my Fauci known? And he has a known Fauci and he does voice. It's the worst. Yep, the worst. And the person on the other end is like, ah, this is the funniest thing I've ever seen. Yeah. Yeah, they had to add a split screen because his Vanessa, his wife is right next to him. And he's like, you're not laughing enough.

We're going to put in somebody who reacted to my japes and they're awesome. So we who gets me. She's literally like, I've seen it. Yeah, I know. You did this earlier. You did this. You just like, it comes back around. It comes back around. This is every morning. Every morning. Oh, and at this point, he's really mad.

I mean, there's a handful of times where he makes coherent, not legitimate, but coherent claims and arguments where I'm like, oh, I can respond to that because I actually understand what I think you're trying to say. And he's really mad that at the beginning, when we first developed these COVID tests, that they said in the literature, you may have a false positive if you are already infected with another coronavirus. Right. Right.

And he's like, oh, so if I have the common cold, I'll get a positive COVID test, this is all fake. Yeah. Well, he's presenting this as like as though that's why the numbers were so high, right? Like, as though we were using those numbers of people who got those tests and saying, yep, that's how many COVID cases there were. Right. Because those tests had a microchip. I do not understand.

And also I just, I love when people who know nothing about science get mad at science when science isn't perfect. It's the weirdest double standard. It's like they don't believe or trust in anything about science. But then when the science is 99% accurate, they're like, one percent. Yeah. Exactly. You should have been a hundred. And then science goes and does science and gets that 99 to 100 and they still complain. Yeah. They're like, they can't even make up their minds.

Yeah. Right. What percentage is I also, I love that in his stupid fucking fiction that he's telling, he's like, you know, and I was really the only one speaking out about this. I was the only one talking about the thing that the eight million other hack right wing podcasters couldn't shut the fuck up. But that was me. I invented COVID denialism. I denied COVID on vinyl. Actually, when I was DJ, I was a DJ. It's a warmer sound for the homicidal misinformation.

Yeah. And then his wife's like, you know, and then just people just couldn't get enough of it. But then they started to take all of his information down. The man was onto him. Oh my God. Yeah. He was, he was homicidal lying to people. All right. Well, it looks like Clay is getting stone walled by the deep state. Will he ever get the truth out? Well, you're going to have to wait to find out until after the break. Hey, podcast listener, do you like God off of movies? Do you like physical comedy?

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So first of all, thanks for, you know what, first of all, coffee. Am I right? I'm gonna pour me a cup. Am I right? This guy knows. Am I right? I'm sorry, did you want me to answer? You know, it doesn't matter. You know, the moment's gone. Now anyway, so thanks for hiring me as your business consultant. I know you have a lot of choices when it comes to consultants, and I just want to congratulate you on making that right. Right. Well, you know, we haven't actually hired you yet. We're just here.

Oh, you've hired me yet. You just don't know it. So tell me about your firm a little bit. Okay. Well, we're in shipping and we'll be free. Oh, you're talking. That's real cute. No, but I'd like to hear from the boss, man. You don't mind this guy. I'm the boss, Mr. Maddoxier is my assistant. Oh. Are you sure? Yes. I'm quite sure. Oh, that's weird. Great. Okay. So yeah, I think I got a sense of what you guys do and everything. And I've just got three words for you. Are you ready? For my words?

Am I supposed to answer that? I think he wants to. You know, it's a moment in this room. Again, never mind. Here they are. Here's the words. Three words. Eight, your workflow. What is happening? What does that even mean? Oh, shit. Is that four words? Is workflow one word or two? It's one. All right. I nailed it. I nailed it. So what do you say? Am I hired? No. Oh. Does that mean I have to pay for all the donuts I ate? We didn't have donuts today. Well, yeah, these ones were in the trash.

Then no. Awesome. And we're back for the breakdown. And we're going to rejoin the action with a quick montage of shots of how bad the pandemic was for businesses for business. It was very hard on business owners. You could not be more tone deaf. They show the playground wrapped in caution tape. Yeah. They didn't want the kids to get sick and die. Yeah. So we're job that day for a cop to put a first tape on the playground and the cop that they showed did a really weird, bad job.

It was just like, how do you wrap up playground in these tapes? So it's just like weird knots around one little part like. Yeah. It's kind of everywhere. If I'm a kid, I'm like working that into the game tag or whatever. Well, that's probably what it is. You got to use a lot of tape to keep the kids out. And then we meet this sovereign citizen Canadian Polish Canadian guy. This is Pastor Archer Paolozki. I can't with this guy. This is so fucking awful.

Oh my God. We meet him when his rights to love Jesus are being impinged by a cop who won't let him gather a crowd on the streets. We basically, we learn this through his am I being detained video? It's the best. And we hear him narrating it being like, the cop forced me to walk backwards because he got put in handcuffs and put in a cop car at one point and the cops making him do that. He just like turned around to give his martyrs rant as he was being arrested.

That's why he had to walk backwards. Right. No, he refused to walk forward. So the cop made him walk backwards. He's like, yeah, but the way you were going didn't go towards his car. You dumb asshole. He would have been making you walk sideways if you had turned sideways. Right. Yeah. Right. He says at one point, he's like, he threatened to do things to me. That was so weird. And he's like, I was arrested for reading songs. No, you weren't. No, you weren't.

You were arrested for violating the goddamn restriction on large gatherings. Yeah. You were a public health threat. Yes, exactly. And then we get the, because he's like, he's like, you know, they tried this same thing in the French Revolution and the Bolshevik Revolution and World War One and World War Two and the argument I had with the cop, all basically the same if you think about it.

And then we get the fourth funniest scene transition of all goddamn time directly into news reel of a breadline and communist pull. He goes, this is just like communism. Also Nazi. Also Nazis. And I know because I was raised in it when I was six months old. Four. Yeah. Right. How should we do this editing? Should we do like a, like a jaunty wipe to the nuts? Yeah, we're going to start to start wipe. Starved David wipe.

Yeah. Oh, she's, she's, so we, yeah, we starwiped to some World War Two footage. And they're like, yep, it was just a COVID lockdown. It's just like communism and Nazism. Like, who is in charge during that? They're like moving on. Oh, actually, no, sorry, they're in Canada. So I guess they don't have to move on from that. Oh, it's just when he, he claims that he got like recruited by Canada to be there or whatever. He's like, yeah, Canada called me up and they're like, hey, it's Canada.

But you're the best pastor in the world pastor rankings that we keep come here now and pastor and yeah, you're not doing any good behind the iron curtain. Right. Yeah, the label. Canada, he didn't ask, can't, can't it ask him to ask it? And then weirdly, is this the point where he's like, and then also I was arrested like four more times. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, like he keeps talking about how he's this martyr. And at one point, he's like, the police came to tell me I can't feed the poor.

And I was like, uh, what is he feeding? Yeah, right. Really? Okay. But the reality, he's talking about 2005 when Canada, in his words, banned his church. But no, they were just arresting him for hate crimes. He was doing big outdoor events without a permit. And also those events were hate crimes. And he got, you know, told not to do that. Yeah. And so, but he talks, talks about that.

And then, and that's the funny fucking thing because he's like, yeah, they, all this stuff that they did to try to bring me down. And he tries to make you think that this is related to the COVID lockdowns. But no, this was 2005. And then this bleeds straight into his sovereign citizen footage of him getting pulled over and arrested. It's, it's what it is like, I don't need no license plate to exercise my constitutional rights video.

This was fun because yeah, the Canadian wonderful, delightful Canadian cops pulled him over. And he's like, you're on camera. And they're like, cool, cool. You're, you're being arrested for ignoring a warrant. And we're gonna do that now. Also, you know what? We're arresting your hate crime buddy in the back seat. Thanks for making that easy. I was a freebie. Yeah. And we got both of you. And of course, they have to do the most dramatic possible thing. So they make the cops drag them to the car.

Yeah. Right. And the cops are like, great. And he goes limp like a child getting a car mount from the cops with his legs dragging. And the cops are like, oh, no, we have to drag you. We're very sad about that. We didn't want to do that. But yeah. And then the whole time that they're doing this whole time, they're dragging him to the cop car, his buddy who's filming it is yelling all this weird shit about how like, what are you going to do when they come for your children?

Yeah. What are you talking about? And the cops are like, we're not doing anything to any children right now. Your kids are going to be next. Yeah. What are you talking about? This guy, this guy didn't show up. There's a warrant. Yeah. Failure to appear. He wanted us to do this. Yeah. They're going to put police tape on the slide area. And then our tour cuts in to go like, you know, they started to implement all of these laws.

And if you think about it, that's exactly how Hitler started with laws. With laws. And they showed new sum and they talked about Hitler and it made me sad because I love new sum. Yeah. Right. Yeah. That mask required there. And then they started to implement mask requirements and there might as well have been an orchestra sting or something. Yeah. Fesh's on masks. Then we got very briefly to Jim Brewer in case anybody didn't know that he fucking sock was.

I thought maybe they were taking, I mean, I don't know much about him, but I thought maybe they were taking him out of context. But was that a routine about COVID? Yeah. Oh, yeah. He's terrible. Was Jim Brewer, former SNL alum who's become a, you know, an alt-right comedian like Rob Schneider. And he's goose stepping and doing his bit. It's so sad. The movies trying to be like, yeah. And now Jim Brewer is crushing it with his jokes about how bad this is.

He's had a comedy club in Lowell, Arkansas. That's doing a sad bit. People in the background just being like, is that goat boy? Do goat boy boy? Well, it also his joke is like, and they're like Nazis. And I'm like, oh, very clever. You took the thing you didn't like and you compared it to Nazis. That's why I was confused too, because they cut it in such a weird way that it's literally that they show him goose stepping and he's like, it's like the Nazis. And I'm like, what is?

What is like the Nazis? Right. Yeah. Moving on. Yeah. It's so stupid. And then we beat this guy. Maybe the dumbest guy in the whole documentary, this like pseudo historian, William Federer. What is the point of any of this? This is where I really start to get angry that he makes a lot of, not claims. I don't know what you would call it. He says things about history and there's no there for right. And there are so lots, right? Like, there's these not even going anywhere. It's so wrong.

Yeah. Right. But also what is the point he's trying to make? No, it's this is just this is just padding the movie. William Federer is a personified block quote in an essay by somebody who waited until the night before. You're so right. You're so right. You're so right. What do we do? But yeah, he's going to explain to us how the natural state of things is kings is to have a, that's the natural state of society. He's like, you know, if you think about it in any group, a leader emerges.

And I'm like, no, they don't. And he starts listing a bunch of groups like any group of friends. And I'm like, my group of friends doesn't have a fucking leader. What are you talking about? What kind of silly alpha male bullshit is this? Yeah. Mike, our company doesn't even have a, we have brains, muscle and wild card. We don't have a leader guy. Yeah. Right. He says a king is a glorified gang leader. That's what he calls a king. Okay. Charles, what a pot. Right. He's some symbols.

And then he just gives us a history of the monarchy for no reason. Right. Well, yeah. So what he's doing is he's going through all of these historical examples of times when the monarchical governments, I say all these examples, yes, too. And it's the same government in both of them. Yeah. But examples of where governments have put restrictions on the number of people that can gather together for fascist reasons, right? Right. Like he's, he never closes the loop though. Right.

So he talks a lot about how in medieval Europe, laws were passed to prevent, you know, freedom of assembly. Yeah. But then he never goes. Also, that's what's happening right now. No, no, it just says that and then like moves on. Yeah. And he also, he does it in the wrong stupid fucking order, right? Because he says, he was a 17, 14 riot act, just like the COVID-19 lockdowns. And then his words and then they passed the Conventicle Act of 1664. Come on, man. It's not.

You just said 17. You're having trouble with their fours and thens now. You got to look those up. And he's like, and then they passed the in 1665, they passed this eight. And I'm like, okay, well, at least a chronology is right. This that is after 1664. I get. Yeah. And the point is that like King Charles II, you know, the famous atheist was just like we are now.

Yeah. But honestly, I thought to myself, like if we are actually trying to end religion by doing COVID, good work by the deep state, right? Like that's not. I mean, I feel like there's got to be a better way at going about it, but sure, I'm, they they're heads in the right place. You got to crack some eggs, man. Yep. Yep. So, okay. So then our tour does this bit where he's like, you know, the people always ask me is the enemy coming and I tell them the enemy is already there.

And just as we're going like, what are you even fucking talk about? He says, what's required for the darkness to creep on and we're like, oh, he's still going. He says, is the absence of light? Yeah. And because we now have the word light, that is an excuse to just fucking widen the margins of the essay and put in what two goddamn minutes of light. It felt like 20. Yeah. What happened here was somebody like, how does darkness work explain that?

We get a lightologist to give us a visual aid about it and then give us a speech with the word quantum in it. So I stopped listening. We look at a prism for literal minutes. Yeah. A still frame of a prism and they teach us the electromagnetic spectrum for no reason. Well, okay. So this is Dennis Zettling. Here's the author of the least promisingly titled book of all time, the quantum case for God. He shows us the visible spectrum is his way of saying. Quantum least rubble. Yeah. Right. Right.

So he's like, he shows us this the spectrum. He expresses this prism and this is his way of sensing. Maybe God is ultraviolet and that's why we can't see him right or whatever. And then he's like, now there's a thing in physics called quantum electrodynamics and I'm like, oh, this is all to be good. Yeah. This is where science is discovered omnipresence. Yeah. I don't think that's right. I didn't even catch on at that point. Like I'm watching what looks like a TED talk.

Yeah. Of this guy being like, these are the things we've discovered and let me explain how an atom works and let me explain what an electron is and let me explain all the stuff. And now I'm going to jump to the brain and let me explain a synapse and let me tell you how neuronal transmission works. And then he goes, so God is light. And I was like, wait, what? What? What did I mean? That's not any of those things that you talked about. I've really quick there, man. It did.

And all of his explanations are insane. He goes like, you know, okay, so within an atom, these again, this is a quote, the electrons are spinning around, going up and down, looking for energy, life. What? Yeah, that's how the universe began. Electrons were running around hunting for life. And then a photon was like, psst, I got life, life, life, life. I guess you shit right here. And so you should need a license to use the word quantum. My fucking hell. Yes. Seriously.

These lectures with quantum in the title need hecklers. And I would like to volunteer all of us for that job. There you go. I'm down. Yeah. And none of the things that you said are right. He's like, now let me explain neurology. I'm like, no, no, I'm not going to let you do that. Nope. At one point doesn't he say the universe can't exist without omnipresence taking place. Yes. Like me. That's nothing. You can't have all without allness. That's what you just said.

Right. Yes. Yes. We already knew that space was omnipresent. What the fuck are you talking about? And then there is no universe without universeness. That is exactly what he fucking says. And then we get to the conclusion is carouset this just out of the fucking blue. He says after all it is just random bullshit. He goes, so if the Bible is true and I'm like, well, there's a big assumption you've just thrown in. He says God is light. And I'm like, wait a minute. If the Bible is true, God's due.

Yeah. I've read the Bible. Right. Yeah. He says God is light. The light of light. And I was like, okay, again, nothing. But also beyond that, even though we're like, okay, that was a leap. Okay, where did that come? That was out of left. Also, why? What is the point of saying that? Why is that in this movie? What does it have to do with anything? Yeah. What the fuck does this have to do with COVID or Clay Clark or the goddamn reawaken American? Yeah. Great fucking question. He spent 10 minutes.

Cara, you're asking, therefore they're not going to be able to help you. But it's light, therefore COVID is. Well, and then the movie like hears Cara, right? Because the movie is right, right. We were talking about Clay Clark. Sorry, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. Just had a fucking just pull the pie in there, didn't we? So we shift gears back to Clay's Google research with this idiotic quote about how, yeah, God created everything, but evil doesn't count. That doesn't count.

Okay. Also, why does his wife talk for like a really long time at this point about how he's an introvert? What the fuck does that have to do with anything? I do love the way they introduce it right because she goes just as they're putting up their idiotic quote and just as the word unknown comes up as they don't know who to attribute the quote to, they have her saying the words, Clay was a huge researcher. I'm like, well, yeah, not enough to figure out who said that, but yeah.

The tie is so good. And then there's like 90 seconds of his wife talking about how witty he is and how entry like he's reverted. Yeah, we did. But he knows how to turn it on and be witty and funny and awesome at a party. And he has a very big penis. It's not big, but it's like a good size. You got invited to all the party. He had the gum in high school. So he got his thing gum to all that shit. Nobody bullied him or they wouldn't be able to get into gum.

Actually his mom was invited, but he was easy. Yeah, right. Well, he's my mate. And so yeah, so, but then after that, we get him googling some more. And he Googles, why is the house working on HR 666? I wanted Google so bad to be like, because the last one was HR 665, man. Yeah, right. It's numerical man. Every year they, every Congress does that. This one is, it's about immigration attorneys this time around. And it's your guys doing it. Follow up question. Why are you using Bing? That's true.

Well, it gets even dumber than that, right? This is next one is it's about a Microsoft patent that has three non consecutive sixes in it. So stupid. It ends in like 60606 or something. Yeah. Is this supposed to be the microchip patent? Yeah, this is the patent. Yes, he thinks Bill Gates was creating the cryptocurrency market, the beast. And it's like a 14 digit number that has three sixes spread up through it. It's part of the conspiracy.

Yep. And it's like a lot of people are going pictures of this weird woman with like severed animal parts. Oh, God, they love her. God damn much. Yeah. So she's this visual artist that does a lot of very shocking stuff. And it's actually really cool. Like a lot of the stuff that she does is actually very, very cool. But it's all designed to get this emotional reaction out of you, right?

So anytime anyone does anything with Marina Abramovich, these guys freak out and they're like the devil, the devil's here. Yeah. Oh, they think she's like the devil. Yeah, she thinks she's satanic because she does. Yeah. She does this, you know, draws on a lot of satanic, am it? She did. Yeah. She did a piece called spirit cooking. And it had like a recipe book for eating babies combined with it. And like that's part of the Podesta Hillary Clinton eating babies. Oh, right.

So these people are panicked because of this Microsoft thing. It was just an ad that had a little bit of Marina Abramovich. The reality is they were just making a VR headset and she's a visual artist that you could, you know, see in it. Yes. And that's it. Yeah. That was that was the big, but I see you, thank you for doing all this work because I was like, what am I watching? Right. It's just like a fever dream. I'm it's just this guy's like rambling. So before he goes to bed.

Yeah. No, it's the scene from fucking Willie Wank and the chocolate factory is the boat ride except the extended version. Yeah. That's like, hi, but they're bad at math. Right. So yeah, so then we get the fuck this biblical Star Wars crawl. Oh God. And not the first or way, maybe it is the first, but not the first. Yeah, we're going to get some other ones. Yeah. A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, a photon fucked an electron. Yeah. Godlight lights. Light. White.

But yeah, so it's such a stupid quote too, right? Because it's this big long Bible quote that amounts to do good stuff, not bad stuff, right? That's all the Bible quote. Yeah. That's a lot of words. But this also ultimately resolves on Clay Clark doing whatever the opposite of skeptics in a pub is. Right. He's got this big group of people where he's going to lie to them and no one's going to have fun and drink alcohol. Yeah. It's awful.

And he's like, I'm going to bring in doctors and pastors and I'm like, yes, same, same. Yeah. No, yeah. Exactly. Yeah. Yeah. He's like, I wanted to do this big thing, but even the local churches didn't want me. We were too controversial for them. But or they didn't want their followers to die from coke. It was one of those two things. Yeah. Clay, American churches were like, you seem problematic. Just think about that. Well, and then the fucking king guy comes back.

He's got a lie to us more about ancient Israel and everything he says here is so fucking hilariously wrong. And it escalates literally like by how many years wrong. That's so funny because I literally wrote my guess without doing any research is that most of these claims about ancient Israel are wrong. Every single one is wrong. They just felt wrong. So the point he's he's trying to make and this is an important one, right?

Because this is the justification that Louisiana is using to put 10 commandments in every classroom or ultimately, they get it. If that if this is made legal, this will be the justification. But what he's trying to argue here is that the biblical period in judges, right? Before the first kings of Israel is what the United States was based on because that was in his words, the first time in history that there was a country with no kings. Nope. Nope, not at all. Nope. Not remotely fucking true.

And the type of government they had at that point, by the way, was a theocracy. They didn't have a fucking democracy or anything. They had a direct theocracy. No, but he's saying ancient Israel. That's what they want. Right. Right. They're saying ancient Israel invented democracy. You miss that by about 500 years, something like that. Then they say he says Israel invented private property. What? And I was like, no, I think that's Babylonia. So you miss by like 1800 years on that one.

And then he says Israel was the first nation that could read. What the fuck was that? I don't think that's right. That's right. You go Sumerians and now you've missed by 3500 years. You're really happy. Yeah. You're also the first to walk upright. Damn it. No. Israel invented the ami, but no. Israel fucked a proton back in the day. And that's how now there's light. That's why America is democracy. They say Israel was the first nation with equality. What the fuck are you talking about?

And the weird argument is and therefore, America. Right. Like that's the like he says all this weird shit. And then he's like, and that's why we exist. Yeah. What? Took a shot out of there for you. You still not. Yeah. No, I would be he says that the Hebrews invented the phonetic alphabet. I'm like, why would we call it that then? Did he say that? He didn't say the phonetic alphabet. He is describing a phonetic alphabet pretending.

That's amazing. Yeah. Yeah. So and then we have to do away with all that pesky wall of separation nonsense because suddenly that's what this movie is about. Right. This movie is suddenly about America being a Christian nation. So we get a montage of filthy liberals. Black people read African Americans.

Yes. 100% with the first African Americans we see in the whole fucking movie and we get three different African Americans going like, well, set, you know, we have separation in church and state here in America. And that's to set that is all done in the interest of setting up the why are there still monkeys of constitutional denialism? Yeah. Right. The whole separation of church and state isn't in the constitution because the words separation of church and state aren't in the constitution.

Yeah. But they literally read Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion. Yeah. What do they think that means? It's amazing. Why did they read that just? I don't know. But they actually are like, yeah, first man. I mean, it says, no doing state churches, nothing about separation of. Bucks. Shit. The guy who's arguing this is from the first Liberty Institute, the institute is named after where in the constitution, the thing you're saying isn't there is.

Yeah. And then they do the same thing again, they make the same dumb mistake. They're like, well, this wall of separation phrase, that doesn't appear anywhere either. Okay, Jefferson said it. Okay. Right. Wait, Jefferson said in a letter, well, he was trying to explain what he meant by the first fucking amendment. It could not be more clear that you are wrong. If anybody hundreds of years later does like a founding father's intended thing, here's what I intend right now.

Yeah. Like, it might as well be almost those exact words. Oh, my fucking God. And then they try to out a no shit, three different pastors in a row to explain constitutional jurisprudence. And they're all like, there's just a look to these guys. The first one, yeah, you know what I'm talking. He's making a very bold choice, wearing a black V-neck tee with a blazer and like a white pocket square. And it's like, it's like all of these pastors are like from the Einrand book club.

You know what I mean? Dripping libertarianism out of their fucking pores. I think they hired Clay Clark as a consultant for their pastor. I think it's the help. It's all about image. Here you go. Connective tissue. Yeah. Here's your kit. It starts with a V-neck tee. And that's it. That's it. So yeah, right. Atlas shrugged. Yeah. Exactly. And a warm copy of Atlas. And then the king guy comes back and he's this is so, this is probably the weakest argument

I've ever heard to make any point, right? Because he's trying to tell us that America is a Christian nation and that there was no separation in church and state. And to get there, he's going to tell us about the guy who founded the Lutheran church in America and his two sons. Yeah. Yeah. He's like, here, I'm going to we're going to talk about like history and the shit that we all know about history. And then he talks about a guy named Henry Mullinberg. Yeah. Yeah. The Fabian.

We all had to Google that, right? Henry Mawhide. I didn't know who he was, but I was, I, I have Googled enough for this goddamn movie. Yeah. But I'm like, nobody was like, oh, yeah, him. I learned about him in history. Yeah. Right. Exactly. Okay. They just had like this long, long segment of these idiots talking these pastors and I was like, please just go back to the libertarian DJ with a podcast. Yeah. I would enjoy that. And then the next words are like, we have to understand our history.

Henry Mullinberg and I was like, oh my god. I could already be an anti-vaxxer. I'm quitting the movie here. It took him so long. I was like, see, now I get what you guys feel like when you're waiting for me to get to the point of my citation needed as I, but eventually what he, the point that he's driving it and he gets there like, you know, through the fucking scenic route. But the point that he's driving at is that this pastor who was, it became the first speaker of the house. He was a pastor.

So why would he have signed off on the first amendment that didn't allow separation of church and state if he was a pastor? I remember like, because he believed in the separation of church and state, dude. Yeah. And it's weird because the way he put it to, he was like, I mean, so what pastors aren't supposed to get involved in politics? Why would a pastor make that claim? And I'm like, nobody made that claim. No. Nobody said pastors can't get involved in politics.

I mean, I'm saying that, but that's not what was happening. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Right. But yeah, and it gets to the end of it. It gets to the end of the whole story. So you're telling me that a pastor who was involved in politics passed a law that said pastors couldn't get involved in politics. And I'm like, hey, that's not what the fucking wall of separation is in no one's claiming that, but be that's not the story that you just told us, dude. Do you have those exact words written anywhere?

No, cut. You're cutting it. So, okay. So then the movie remembers it's about COVID again. And it starts talking about when churches weren't even allowed to sing because Joe Biden wanted to retroactively take the music out of the world. We banned the godly singing in the entire country. No, like you weren't allowed to start a flash mob choir in a supermarket either that it had nothing to do with like what type of religion song you want. Right.

Like he's literally mad that they can't sing virus clouds into each other's mouths. That's what we were trying to do. Right. Because the thing is it's not like they could have like played the music over the speakers still. It's not the music that we have an issue with. And also notice how part of this movie goes out of its way to like not remind you that this is all playing out against a backdrop of thousands of deaths a day in the US alone.

Right. Yeah. And this is who they bring in and I'm this was just for me and Heath. I'm sure Cara had no idea who the fuck with this is, but with Heath and I got excited when we saw Sean facts coming in. Yeah. Sean. So everybody Google this person. Sean, Foight, I think maybe he says it, but say it wrong. It's F-E-U-C-H-T, I think. That. Yeah. It looks like an insane cosplaying lion or something like that. And apparently he's running for Congress in California where he was.

Well, he did run for Congress. He ran for Congress. The Republican surfer looking to. Yeah, exactly. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He ran for Congress on the bat shit ticket. He was the guy who kept trying to like start impromptu concerts on the steps of Capitol buildings during COVID. That was his claim to fame. Yeah. I think my favorite part when he's doing his little interview here is it shows Newsom talking about public policy. And then Sean goes, who does this guy think he is? He's the governor.

Yes, ma'am. And then he's like, and why do people even listen again? Because he's the governor for it. He's the governor for it. I can answer those questions very easily. Yeah. So I took a screenshot of what we're watching here. You did. Sean, you did. Oh, yeah. He's on OAN. Yeah. And by the way, OAN, that's one American news, one of those bullshit networks. They label the news that they're doing. It's a news show. And the news show says happening now as like a label of their news show.

Yeah. Yeah. Like this is news. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. And so he started talking and I was just like, I'm not listening to this guy do an interview on OAN. I'm going to play caption in the photo that I just put in here. So I was like, okay. What is this guy saying to this woman who's interviewing him? And I was like, okay. And then I use a different bottle to condition the go T was the first. So it seems like those have. Yeah. So that's why I'm suing Mr. Bigg for stealing my drum beat.

It's a four four. I was the original drummer. Yeah. Okay. All right. I would have thought it would be sexual harassment if I had to capture the caption in this video. Yeah. Yeah. There is a vibe. All right. It looks like the deep state is coming for your Jesus. So we're going to take a quick break to celebrate. But first, let me give the act free the hard sell. Will any of the things they said turn out to have been right? Will any of the things they warned about actually happen?

Will there a fear of losing rights hold when those rights turn out to be uterine in nature? Find out the answers to those questions or just as no as no can fucking get when we return for the rambling conclusion of the official real wake in America tour documentary. Play Clark. Welcome to the pearly gates. Wow. St. Peter. This is great. Yeah. So I checked out your file. It's looking good.

Faithful Christian degree from oral Roberts spreading the gospel with your consulting business solid award winning consulting biz. Don't say this. Business to biz actually. Sorry. Sorry. B to B. Also don't say B to B. So what was that award you were talking about? I was in 40 under 40. No way. Really from from fortune magazine. Oklahoma magazine. Oh, well, that's cool too. So not really an award. Just like a like a list that you're on. But yeah, that's good stuff. That's good stuff for Oklahoma.

So anyway, I just need to ask a few extra questions. I'm sure like in the good place. Exactly. Such a good show, right? The good place. Amazing show. Amazing show. Take it. Please. Right. So fun. Classic Eleanor Michael. Yeah. So we actually use a few of their questions from the good place for, you know, my question thing. But don't worry. It's really just a formality. You'd have to do really badly for these to matter. So here you go. Question one, have you ever had a personalized license plate?

Yep. Oh, what was it? It's a synergy thing. Okay. What was it thing? What was it thing? It was thing. Yeah. Rough. Rough. Okay. Moving on. Question two. Did you ever reheat fish in the office microwave? Display a fish count. You know, where's man? Okay. Right in that down. Question three. Did you ever take off your shoes and socks on a commercial airline? And I know where socks. So no. You don't wear socks? I only wear a tactical shoe sock combo. I invented it. It's called the shock. Yikes.

All right. Question four. Did you ever pay money to hear music by the German R&B duo asterisk? Billy Vanille. Yes. Yes, but I taped the show and then sold the bootlates for a sweet profit. Also, I don't know if I mentioned this, but I'm a DJ and I rock Mills Vanille's all the top. Don't say Mills Vanille's. Wow. Okay. Well, the last question was supposed to be, have you ever been a DJ or referred to yourself as a DJ? I guess we could skip that.

So we're done, just going to total this up and you got a negative score somehow. We've actually never had that before. This is not looking good. Oh, wait, wait, say Peter, can I, can I add one more thing? Sure. Why not? Okay. So when a life saving drug came out during a global pandemic, I said I was actually killing people and then I accused George Soros of being the mastermind by the whole thing. Dude, super anti-submitting. Oh, beans. You're in. Cuties, it's the worst.

Oh my God, we hate those guys. Noice. And your back out. Don't say noice. Let's say regular nice. What's up? We're back for still more of this shit. We're going to rejoin the action on Clay's podcast where apparently he's brought on a guest to tell us about how chosen by God he is. Oh my God, this scene. He might as well be turning down a crown of laurels that this guy keeps offering him. It's so bad. God's plan includes a guy who runs fucking synergy biz the podcast. It's over there.

Okay. Oh my God. If something like this happened on our podcast, like I interviewed somebody who turned out to be a big fan and started saying shit like this. I would have added it out. I wouldn't put it in my fucking movie about my son. And then I'd kill myself. Yeah. Would you make a movie about your, I think that's a fucking right. Yeah. Right. Yeah. So okay. So then the fucking tweedle dumb comes back on to tell us about this time that he gave Clay a book. Right. Now, yeah.

This is the guy in the flag blazer. Yeah. That's right. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So the book is called the Believer's Authority. And I had this is so fucking funny. He goes like, I gave it to Clay and he read it in like a day. And the other guy goes, well, it was, I gave it to him on a Friday and he was done with it by Wednesday. Yeah. He was done with it by Wednesday. He read that so fast. Yo, this, I looked this book up. It is 96 pages. Cool. You can wait.

You can read this book like while you're waiting at the doctor's office. It's a pamphlet. The cliff notes are longer than the book. But they're like, he said it was the best book he's ever read. And if you know Clay, you know, he's read a lot of books. And the other guy literally goes so many books. Seriously, these guys have to be satire. Like if this was a Christopher guest movie, I wouldn't know the difference. I hope. Yeah. So yeah. But they tell us about him reading this book.

Again, no fucking reason. The books never gonna come up again. We don't know what the fuck it is. Then we, okay, then we get Kim Clement. This is Maga Nostradamus, I guess. Right. It's kind of weird the way they get into this. There's a chick named Amanda Grace who's going to introduce us to this guy named Kim Clement who died a while back. But before he did, he issued all these prophecies. Right. He's a South African like evangelical pastor.

Yes. So, and honestly, like she gave her spiel about him. I re-list, I get to the end and I was like, I didn't hear a word. She said, and I tried again and I still didn't hear it and I tried again. And I was like, I'm not going back for it a fourth time. I am physically incapable of listening to that level of bullshit. Mm. Right. My ears just won't take it up. It's like I have fucking dog whistle. But anyway, so one of his prophecies was, and I quote, Trump will become a Trumpet. Oh, yeah.

Come on, mate. Like you clearly just started to say something and then tried to add lib and you did badly. You were like, Donald Trump will be a Trumpet. And then you're using it. Yeah. He repeated it like three or four fucking times. Now keep in mind that when he made this because he's trying to say like, you know, how could he possibly have known back in whatever was 2007 that Trump would rise up and become such a prominent voice or whatever.

And like, well, he would, he was the birth or in chief in that moment, right? Like Trump had already risen up in those circles to be a prominent voice. That's what led to him running for president. Trumpet literally was saying back then, I'm going to be the president. Yeah. Yeah, exactly.

Yeah. So, but what's supposed to be happening here is, is clay Clark is showing us proof that Kim Clement, this long dead or I don't know how long, but this dead prophet of Jesus or whatever had predicted that clay Clark would help Donald Trump get elected president. Oh, is that the point he was making? Yeah. So during one of Kim Clement's shows where he would just go on and he'd say, someone listening to the show named David has a business idea. David go for it. You know, that's what he did.

That was his job. And during one of those episodes, he said, there's a man named Mr. Clark and another man by the name of Donald. So I'm getting a Donald or a David. It's so it's cold reading. It's so. Yeah. Right. Right. And they saw that and he said, Hey, you know what? My name does start with a C or K sounds just cut over to God being like, fuck, I obviously meant dick and the duck. Dick Clark and Donald duck for years, rock and e. What are you all doing right now? You're ruining my pandemic.

Right. And then fucking clay, he's got this like false humility moment right where he's like, and I saw that and I was like, wow, I sure hope that this prophecy about achieving greatness that I immediately shared with everyone. I know the moment that I saw it isn't about me. So how I felt. Yeah. It's like, I didn't, I don't want it. I don't want responsibility for all these things that bring me money. Exactly.

And then he's like, yeah, so just to make sure like I didn't really want to do this, but I called up my prophecy guy to check on that prophecy. His prophecy guy is the guy with the American. Yes. I think that's you man. That's it. Well, the funniest fucking part of that is because it's tweetle, de-atweetle done.

The two of these guys have always been together when I've seen them and the guy with the American flag blazer says, yeah, he called me and I asked me about the prophecy and the other guy goes, call me too. He didn't. Yeah. I'm here. I think only like only like a few minutes later. Just just just after he got it. He's probably maybe even called me first. We don't know the fuck up earnings. And I'll give this catch. So no, I want to be super clear about how dumb this truly is, right?

Because during this show, he says that the Kim Clement, the, the profit guy, he says, you know, Mr. Clark and Donald right before the show, you were holding your flag and you said, I love this nation. And then you came in and I want you to know that the thing you're thinking about doing is the right thing and that God is speaking to you. Right. That was the thing.

So obviously very clearly the guy met somebody then in like 2008 or whatever, 2013, whenever he made somebody before the show or after when he was shaking hands. Right. Before the show that he was recording. Yeah. Yeah. Right. And the guy's name was Clark, but he couldn't really remember. Clark, which is by the way, I believe the 27th most popular surname and all of God damn America, right? If like the guy said, there's a Mr. Luzians and a Heath, right?

Like that's something right, but at any rate, but then he says, but he's like, well, you know, the prophecy didn't exactly line up because I didn't, you know, go pick up my flag and say, I love America three times while walking in a circle or whatever. Like he said, I would. So it couldn't have been about me, but just then a buddy of mine called me to tell me about picking up his flag and walking in a circle three times seriously.

Clicked to click Clark and him being like, all right, well, the turns out the prophecy had that thing with the flag. So I'm off the hook. That's not me. But then a random friend, I won't tell you his name. He's real. He called me and he was like, hi, Clay, I prefer nothing. I put up a flag today and here's the exact words I said at that moment. I said, I'm proud of my nation. All right. Bye. That was the conversation. He was like, I feel the need to tell you. Yes. And I put in my notes.

If this exact interview was happening in my office, I'd be going through the diagnostic criteria. I'm psychotic disorders at this point. Oh, my God. He sounds so paranoid and grandiose. Like he's like, like this level of conspiratorial crazy, like I am a profit is really disconcerting. Yeah. You know, well, and of course, what he's really saying here is at this point is because Clicked Clark was a libertarian, dude. And generally speaking, libertarian dudes aren't super religious, right? Right.

That, you know, that's kind of part of a big part of being libertarian. What's happening here is he's realizing, oh, shit, if I want to sell this Trump shit, I have to pretend to be really Christian. Yeah. And this is my way in. Right. I was profusy. I was to be. I was to be. I was to be. Oh, my God. It's so stupid. Oh, also, can we talk about the fact that the prophecy tape of the South African guy, he's in, he's preaching. And in the middle, it's like, they don't want to buy on. Thank you.

Yes. I was so. You heard the sign felt. I'm about that. Yes. Literally, some bassist in South Africa was fucking with Kim Clement doing like boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, while a speech about a prophecy is it's really like taking the gravity away of this prophecy. Yeah. And that's the clip they used. It's the best. That's the clip. Well, it was the clip with the prophecy. Yes, that's the one that has the holy prophecy. Yeah. It's very important. And then it sort of then clay, right?

Clay is like, I hate it. So I'm talking to my wife that night. And I mean, I'm crying. I hate to say he literally goes, I'm a guy. So I hate to say I'm crying. I'm just going to slide some fragile mess. The one thing that was left on the fucking checklist was fragile masculinity. Yeah. Oh my God. Jesus Christ. You're such a pathetic beast. I was crying. But in a manly way, it was my wife was the only one that I got it and see me crying. I was establishing dominance with the crying actual.

I'm not guys technically manly, if you think about it, it's more manly. The bike cheers were so big. I had the biggest. I could call plunge in the middle. So, but this is where clay realized his calling and he says he's like, but that's the prophecy he was what told me, I knew God is speaking to me. And what God wanted was for me to start it. Now that none of this comes from anything that we've seen up to this moment.

Then we'll be goes, but what God wanted was for me to start a tour with Michael Flynn. Yes. That he could get a leave report on 16 times between scab to grat and skating atheist. We'll always using my fingers deeply picture. God's plan was for this guy to make a movie that is only available on rumble and team up with Michael Flynn who pleaded guilty to multiple felonies and then did that again and then got a pardon, a bullshit pardon from Donald Trump. Yes. That was God's plan.

And how was this in the prophecy? Well, because where does he get to this place? Because at the prophecy, he said that there was a Mr. Clark and a Donald and that God was speaking to him and they should do the thing that they were thinking. God was saying. Oh, because he was already thinking about right. He needs to partner with Michael Flynn. But was the random phone call guy also named Clay Clark or somebody Mr. Clark? Because it should be him doing this.

That's the amazing fucking thing is that as far as they tried to go at as many lies as they told to try to make this fit it, it still didn't fit in, right? There was no way that that part of the prophecy that's like or adjacent friend. Some other guy also do this unrelated. Yeah. But now the movie has to introduce professional trader Michael Flynn for us, right? Oh, and in the weirdest way. It's like an in-memorium. Like did you get that vibe, the music in there? Right. No, there was like this.

Wait, did Michael Flynn dead? Did I miss it? Yeah. So they're playing like the doogie house or end of show music where you learn the moral story and they're showing a timeline of stuff Michael Flynn did. Now I was like, hey, movie, you might want to stop men in the timeline of Michael Flynn. This is going to be a bad. Nope. They keep going. Well, don't worry. Yeah, they'll just lie. Right.

That's how that's what saves them because they're like, you know, Michael Flynn became the primary suspect in the Mueller investigation. And I'm like, no, the Mueller investigation of Trump, the prime set, did they suspect him of being Trump? What are you talking about? And then he goes, but you know, but they, but eventually Mueller realized they didn't have anything on Flynn. And I'm like, what after he pled guilty? They didn't have anything. Did you mention that?

You're not going to mention the timeline montage might as well fast forward and be like, we've got a partner. Right. And they're like, but ultimately Donald Trump pardoned him. And we're like, for what? You haven't admitted that there was any crime yet. And then they finally show him doing an interview. They bring him in after this weird and memoriam with the timeline and the not admitting anything that he did wrong.

And literally the only thing he says is, the people you thought were your friends, they weren't your friends. Donald Trump hurt my feelings. He literally said Donald Trump hurt my feelings. It's so good. It's so good. It's so Michael Flynn section. He's got his arms crossed all. I think just renting for so long. It's the best. He was so mean to me.

And just when you think it couldn't get any dumber in the timeline, I think because the timeline kind of carries over as they're introducing him and interviewing him and he's claiming to have been blackmailed and he's like, this is when I brought in Sydney, Powell. This might not turn me. Wow. The crack in her cell. So yeah, they're like, you know what? They didn't find any evidence against me. And I'm like, you played guilty, man. What? Twice. Twice.

Twice. Yeah. And in case the fact that it was Sydney, Powell, defending him wasn't already disqualifying enough, they back off of this long enough for us to see that she's defending him in an interview with the APOC Times. This is like bullshit times bullshit, right? It's like bullshit, infinite mirror style or something. Yeah. It's so good. And this long bit with Michael Flynn ends with him being like, now all my friends hate him. Yeah. And it's the end of his bit. It's the best.

Mm-hmm. Yeah. So, but then this is where Clay pitches Michael Flynn on the, like what was originally called the reopen America tour, right? Because this is back. It was still during the lockdown and Flynn loves it. Clay's wife has to come up and say, you know, Clay actually is very humble and he hates being famous and having people come up to him and ask to get selfies with him and stuff. He's a don't. Sure. He does. He's saying he doesn't want you to do that.

Yeah. And they cut to him going, I didn't want to do these events. I'll tell you that. I mean, these events were half of America's going to hate me or love me. And I'm like, dude, nobody knows who you are. 93% of America has no emotional attachment. That number is low. Well, 6% of us hate him. So, yes. Hold on. The 2008 Oklahoma small area entrepreneur. That's clay Clark. So I love him. He says, I had to get the team together. I felt just like Bruce Willis in Armageddon.

And I'm like, you can't even imagine yourself into a good movie, can you? Jesus Christ, dude. Really Armageddon is what you went with. He lists off the team that he got together. It is a fucking puzzle in a thunderstorm. Who's who? This is the list that he gives. Sydney Powell, Jim Kaviso, Mike. Mike Pillow has never been recruited to any team ever. That must be it. And at this point, he talks about how he's, he's, all these people are getting really interested in the great reset.

By the way, still have no idea what that means. Not explained anything. I'm completely in the dark. You guys know. Oh, that's, that's a socialist takeover conspiracy theory. Okay. Then already happened. Yeah. Right. But they're trying to like say, we need to spread the gospel to prevent this socialist great reset. But that's in the fucking Bible. It's called the Jew believe the Bible is socialist about it. Right. Right. I just learned about religion five minutes. Oh, yeah. Right.

And, and, and see any brags about finishing a 96 page book. The Bible isn't in his fucking future. Exactly. And then he's like, all these people want to hear us talk. Me and, and me and the Flynn, we've got this great thing going. So we're like, hey, you want to go to my thing and people are like, yeah, I want to go to your thing. And then he's like, uh, you want to buy ticket? And they're like, yeah, sure, I'll buy a ticket. So he sells thousands and thousands of tickets.

Yeah. To a conference without a venue. Yeah. He goes, you know, I had sold all these tickets. We didn't even have a venue yet. And I'm like, oh, well, that's pretty much theft. Then isn't it? Yeah. Is that illegal? Like, I don't think it is. We've got some tents set up in the Bahamas. I think it's going to be fun. Right. Got a cheese sandwich and some fucking Ebiot. I don't want to know what I did for that. Ebiot. Do you know there's an anti-woke water out right now?

Is there Pete with the sunny and avian? Yeah. Amazing. I believe it's called Freedom 2o. No. So it's diatomic freedom. And no coxucking. Yeah. You woke. Freedom 2o and no cox. That would sell. They didn't know they have to give you some money at the US. So now keeping in mind that ostensibly this documentary, which is just taking wild tangents to tell us about quantum god light and whether who the king of Israel was all that has ostensibly been a documentary about making this show.

There's putting together this tour. All right. Oh right, because it's called the reawaken America tour document. Right. Right. We are like in the time minutes from the end of this god damn documentary and they're just now getting to the part where they do anything at all related to the tour. Right. I feel like citation needed to consume for stealing our format like this to this. Yes. But yeah, but we see this in these clips of the reawaken America tour. This is where we see R.F.K.

Jr. Yeah. Cool. R.F.K. Jr. had to distance himself from them. Oh really? Yeah. Yeah. Amazing. So then we earned a side tackle from Henry David Thoreau out of the time machine. Right. When they put up with those. At this point that there were black people at their rally. Yes. Like three. Like three of them. I noticed that because they showed us those same three people like 14 god damn time. Yeah. Yeah. Oh yeah. Okay. Can we, can we, do you mind wearing these, these glasses?

I was like, why would I wear glasses? I don't wear glasses. Did you just pass Candace Owens in the same palm tree four times? I think that's what happened in the moon. There was a we get the Thoreau quote Michael Flynn comes to warn us that they're coming for our precious bodily fluids. Yeah. Right. Yeah. Oh, I'm. They get the whole like we've taken God out of everything thing. Right. They've taken God out of church. They've taken God out of the public square.

They've taken God out of the church. God's not in the Bible anymore. Right. Yeah. Exactly. Exactly. He's a black woman now. It's off. I think she's gay. Wait. I've heard this now several times from these people of taking God out of the church. And I dug into it this time. What the fuck they're talking about? What they mean by that is that some churches are accepting of LGBTQ people. So that is their euphemism for that is taking God out of the church. Oh. Right. Because God doesn't like that.

Right. It's essentialist that God would hate. Right. The queers. Yeah. Yeah. And so and then we get this human rights attorney that comes in to go full Godwin. Right. There's like the last time we saw so many rights disappearing was Nazi Germany. And we're like, what rights are you guys? Are you still talking about singing in church? Because you're allowed to do that now. Okay. This part was insane. She said Hitler changed 400 laws in the first six years.

And I was like, that's a weird metric you're going. Like that's what I always say about Hitler too. Legislative. That's the problem. Yeah. What the fuck is that? She then compares it to Gavin Newsom, who's passed more than twice that many laws and just one year. So yeah, twice as bad as shit. She said Newsom changed 400 laws in the first six months. And I was like, first of all, there's no way the numbers light up like that. This is free.

But that's like 12 Holocausts worth of all changing by Gavin Newsom. Yeah. Right. Her argument seems to be that the real problem with Hitler was the number of laws changed. Therefore Gavin Newsom is at least twice as bad as Hitler. Yeah. Gavin Newsom, Nazi. I get it. It's a solid argument. So and then the Polish guy comes back and he's like, no, I live behind the Iron Curtain. Trust me, it's exactly like this. Biden is exactly like Stalin and Hitler at the same time. He's like, Hitler. Stalin.

They also, they also brought out a black guy. I think it's the same one from the last. He was a mustache. Yeah, exactly. And his quote was, we have people in charge over our community and we don't know what their philosophy is. I don't know what this movie is about. Right. I don't know what your philosophy is. And I've just watched an hour and a half of it. Right. What is happening? Also, to be clear, the GOP literally has not had a platform for eight years. Right. That's your fault.

Yeah, actually good fucking point. Their platform is undoing platforms. Those are this weird moment where they're like, Obama changed the law so that the government could lie to the American people and do propaganda on American citizens. I'm like, yeah, no, that's why the government never lied before Obama because he changed the rules. Then they tried out Sherry Tenpenny. Of course they did. So yeah, she's listed as a board certified doctor here. Uh huh.

And I was like, that's fantastic because she literally got her license revoked like right now. Oh, it came out. That's amazing. She just barely got it back. Yeah, she just barely got it back like a couple months ago, but on probation. She's like, interesting sort of a doctor right now. Maybe it's like we wrote it in past. Board certified pass tents. That's it. Yeah. It was amazing. Clinically tested certified at some point. So but then they they they tried out this.

There's no information on the package insert for the COVID vaccine thing again. Oh, I've never even seen the ad. God, I'm so I don't follow the shit because it makes my brain hurt. Yeah, right. Well, so so here's the thing we actually I didn't know this when we had this one explain to us on air. I believe it was Mars that that that filled us in on this one.

So when they rolled out the the COVID vaccine, they didn't put all the information that they would normally put on a vaccine because they were running it out to do it, right? They were trying to get it out as fast as possible. So nobody was going to wait while they printed up these very large sheets of information, so they still needed the information. So they just printed the like a QR code that would take you to the website where all the information was contained. Oh, right.

Is that way they could update it as the research came in exactly right? Yeah, that makes sense. Right. But they didn't like that. QR code mark of the beast. I don't know. Yeah, right. Well, and then what they did is they printed this QR code on this very large piece of paper because that's the size of the paper that normally goes with vaccines because it has to have all of this different information on it, right?

Rather than ordering different sized fucking paper that would slow down getting this life-saving vaccine out to the public, they just said, okay, print the QR code on the big SBC paper and use the same machines and the same configuration to fold it and package it, right? But they have ever since then the COVID denials have tried to use this as this sinister. They won't even tell us what the ingredients are. The ingredients thing is blank.

What they literally think that they like wrote all the ingredients up and they go, let's just delete it. We can't show any of that. What's the conspiracy theory that like the evil, the numinati were like, we can just release the poison with no ingredients. Don't forget to check probably. Yeah, right. There's a paper in there who's going to look at their paper. Right. That must be what they think happened. They think they wrote it and deleted it.

I guess why would they do that was when they were doing, why would they put a big blank piece of paper? They just wouldn't put anything in there. You fucking idiot. Oh my God. So, and then we get to the most terrifying phase of the documentary, right? Which is where they made their point now. They seem to think and now they ask how can they fight to get their country back? Now keeping in mind that these lies have already instigated one deadly coup attempt in this country.

Yep. Like, like, and Michael Flynn was heavily involved in that one. As was click, click. The fact that these two guys are standing there going like, so how can we fight to get the country back? Should scare the shit out. Right, like after our previous failed attempt to fight to get the country back. Yeah, right. Right. There's also this weird moment where the this guy Tom Rens, I guess he's an anti-vax lawyer who's suing big pharma for vaccinating us. He jumps on. Oh, yeah, he's so weird.

He was the attorney for Sherry Tenpenny when she lost her license. Oh, I see. Of course he was. He makes this claim that 45,000 people died within three days of getting the vaccine because he doesn't understand large numbers. Yep. And when you are looking at all the people who got the vaccine, 45,000 people, we're just going to die on those days. That's a lot of what happened. That's a lot of what happened. Millions and millions of people. Yep. When there's large numbers. Right.

And literally right after that, he goes, I can't say I'm the smartest guy in the world. Yep. First. I can't say that either, Todd. I was just saying the same thing about you, Tom. Yeah. Seriously, his first line, I'm not very smart. Second line. I never vaccinate my kids. And I was like, oh, there he is. And when he says that the whole room erupts with applause. Oh, yeah. So fucking gross.

And then this other weird thing he says where before he says that he goes, let me tell you what I'm going to say. Have you ever used that line in your life? Let me tell you words. Words. So he's like, let me tell you what I'm going to say. You are complicit in causing death. And I cannot wait to sue you over and over again. Yeah. Yeah. Which, who made a very good point here? I think it was Heath. Yeah, that would mean you keep losing at your loss. Yes. I think you blow over to it.

I would show you once and then when would be the, yep. But that's where we close it technically sort of, right? Yeah, this is my least favorite part of the movie because they say to be continued and then they fucking continue. Yes. Yeah, they're right right now. They weren't lying. And now I will talk some words, movie talk words, me go now, movie still. This is great. So here's what I think happens here. Are you guys ready for this?

Okay. So think about the production value of this film and how often the film is really not self aware. So I think he hired a professional editor, maybe in Hollywood, who was like, sure all edit your documentary, who then edited the documentary brilliantly for people like us who might watch this documentary. And then he was done. He ended it with to be continued. And this guy is such a fucking narcissist that he was like, no, I have more to say. I'll just do it myself. Right. I can do that.

How can this be? Oh my god. I was laughing. I think so. Because it's a very different movie in the last. It is. Right. So he taxs on this. It's just a money pitch, right? It's just a go to my fucking Hitler Patreon, whatever the fuck money thing they're allowed to use. But you don't really know that because it's so fucking like nonsensical. Right. Give me a while to even understand that's what I was looking at. Yeah. He's like, hey, look, I'm getting sued for defamation by dominion.

And I'm like, oh, nice. I'm so happy because you're going to lose that. So fucking hard. He's like, I'm spending two to three thousand dollars a day on legal fees. I'm like, yeah, wait till you see the judgment against you, man. You're going to have to pay for their fantastic legal fees too. But then he's like, and the guy who's suing me as foolish and just listen to his deposition.

Yeah. But before he does that, the whole time he's talking about this, the only thing we're looking at is his go fund me screenshot. Yep. Yep. On Microsoft edge, on edge, a browser that he hasn't set up yet. It says, would you like to finish? Default browser question mark. And he's like, he's saying we've spent over a million dollars on legal fees while he's literally showing us the way that he's scamming his public so that he doesn't have to spend millions of his dollars on legal.

Yeah. Yeah. Well, it's not mine, but yeah, it's millions of dollars have been spent. And the deposition that he's he's playing what he seems to think are gotchas from his lawyer in the deposition. Lair, yes, of the guy. So the guy who is being deposed here is the dominion voting, like he's an executive, right? I think so. For the voting. And his name is according to Clay, Eric, Cumer. Eric. Yeah. I cannot stand the way he says his name. He's Dr. Cumer actually, and he's like making sense.

Yes. The whole time. Perfect sense, the whole time. Yes. So what they're doing is they're going through this poor guy's social media and finding times when he's put up things that were anti-Trump or anti-status to, you know, like he asked this one, like they put up the song, Fuck the police and they're like, do you really want to have sex with all the police or save some dumb shit like that? Yeah. His lawyers like, are you, is this a fucking real quick?

The lawyer actually in his to stand behind this. Fuck that. I think it's fuck that. Is it fuck this stay? I can't remember. It's a song by the exploited. Sure. He's like, yeah, he listens to punk rock. What do you want? He has a punk song. Yeah. He posted another punk song about like Higgs getting killed and they were like, are you a serial killer of pigs? What the fuck is happening?

I'm sorry, but they don't have punk songs called, you know, like obey the state and like boots, I'm sorry, I didn't have any of those. But what's amazing is they keep the part where that guy's lawyer just reams the other lawyer and he's like, are you really asking these fucking quit? These are the worst questions. Are you charging your client for the shit? Yeah, they leave. They include all of that. And the reason again is because Clay is not an editor. Right. Doesn't know. We know this.

Well, to be clear, before any of this happens, there's like a minute of dead air. Dead air. Dead air. We all we see during this entire scene are blurry screenshots of the deposition. We hear the audio of the deposition. And at one point, I'm like, did it freeze? Is it over? No, it's like a minute of dead air. Yes. Am I recording that? Is it on? Vanessa? Did I press the record? Is it flashy or regular? Oh my gosh. It's probably on. We're going to keep going. This guy's a podcaster.

He does the shit for a living. Oh my god. And then it is just over. And then it's just over. Yeah, just out of fucking nowhere, it's over. And I guess that's going to do it for our review of the Reawaken America tour documentary. It's just not going to do it for the episode yet because we still need to pay more bills next week. So heath, tell us what's on deck. We're going to be watching nefarious. It's a demon thing. It is a demon thing based on a book written by Steve Deese.

So yeah, that should be fun. Excellent. I'm going to be a little bit more focused on the question for this one. Yeah. So with that to look forward to, we're going to bring episode 463 to a merciful clothes. Once again, a huge thanks to Kara for hanging out with us today. Be sure to check the show notes for links to talk nerdy if you'd like to hear more from her. And perhaps even huger thanks to all the Patreon donors to help make the show go.

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Thanks again for giving us a check your life this week for Heathen right knee lab. Bosnick, I'm an Olujinsprom. It's your work harder earned on the truck next week until then. We'll leave you with a breakfast club close. The reawaken America tour is now featuring Tim Teebo as a Christ-centered business coach. Is that real? That's real. Oh my god. Matrion Goll, we will attend that. Lake Clark went on to... God, fucking cares. Ryan's care. The only person that cares is Heath.

I don't even think it's a wife. I care so much. The COVID virus went on to feel really bad about elevating Lake Clark's career. And worse mistake than that. In this one, you are a company that's considering hiring me, Lake Clark, to be your business consultant. Oh right, because you're a businessman. Yeah, actually. That's one of... It's on the fucking checklist. I run a business company. I run a business company that's not on the other page. Yes, yes, it is.

It's the whole first 10 minutes of the movie. Yep. They write. It's just going through that checklist. It's insane. The preceding podcast was a production of Puzzle on a Thundersdorm LLC, copyright 2024, All Rights reserved.