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God Awful Movies

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Eli Bosnick, Heath Enwright, and Noah Lugeons team up for a weekly attempt to prove that if god existed, his PR couldn't possibly be this bad.

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Episodes

559: The 7th Commandment

This week, Amanda Stern joins us for an atheist review of The Seventh Commandment ; a story of what noir looks like when Christians try to do it without being so edgy. --- Find more from Amanda here: https://www.amandajanestern.com/podcasts.html --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . Our them...

Jun 02, 20261 hr 43 minEp. 559

558: The Apple

This week, Lydia and Thomas from the Where There's Woke podcast join us for the most fabulous film in the history of God Awful Movies . Hear more from Thomas and Lydia on Where There’s Woke and Gavel Gavel Check out more from Thomas on Opening Arguments If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . Our ...

May 26, 20261 hr 44 minEp. 558

557: Average Joe

This week, Marsh joins us to marvel at how silly our legal system AND our game called football are. Check out more from Marsh on Skeptics with a K and the Know Rogan Experience If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mar...

May 19, 20261 hr 57 minEp. 557

556: Sins of Jezebel

We're joined by the inimitable Cara Santa Maria for an atheist review of Sins of Jezebel , one of many biblical stories of women being the source of evil in the world. --- This episode is sponsored by Mint Mobile. Use the link below to help support the show. mintmobile.com/gam --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: patreon.com/GodAwful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and...

May 12, 20261 hr 25 minEp. 556

555: The Carpenter

This week, we team up for an atheist review of The Carpenter , the story of Jesus as told through an MMA fight club in Nazareth, complete with anachronisms that would seem like a bit much to Fred Flintstone. --- Support us for Maytreon ! --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . Our theme music ...

May 05, 20261 hr 42 minEp. 555

554: The Keys of the Kingdom

This week, Vin from the Black Nerd Culture podcast joins us to break down a movie that is almost unbelievably bad. It's called "The Keys of the Kingdom," and if you read that and assume that I mistyped "The Keys to the Kingdom," you're just getting your first taste of this filmmaker's attention to detail. --- Check out more from Vin at these links: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/2497976.rss https://blacknerdculturecast.buzzsprout.com/ --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthl...

Apr 28, 20262 hr 1 minEp. 554

553: Beauty and the Atheist

This week, science's very own Forrest Valkai joins us for an atheist review of Beauty and the Atheist ; the story of what Donald James Parker would've said during that evolution debate if he'd thought of it ... and been a sexy young woman that Forrest couldn't resist. Yes, that's really what the movie is about. Check out more from Forrest at ValkaiLabs.com Check out the "debate" that inspired the film here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3rrKrUeyPY If you’d like to make a per episode donation ...

Apr 21, 20262 hr 29 minEp. 553

552: House of Numbers

This episode of God Awful Movies dissects "House of Numbers," a 2009 documentary that baselessly questions the link between HIV and AIDS. The hosts systematically debunk the film's reliance on "investigative journalists," misrepresented expert opinions, and logical fallacies, revealing how its dangerous ideology led to preventable deaths. They highlight the film's disingenuous attempts to blame poverty or gay lifestyles for AIDS while ignoring scientific consensus and the severe impact of denialism.

Apr 14, 20261 hr 52 minEp. 552

551: Melania - Live from San Francisco!

The hosts and guest Cara Santa Maria deliver a biting commentary on the highly-criticized "Melania" documentary, highlighting its numerous failures. They mock everything from Melania's unconvincing voiceovers and bizarre fashion choices to the film's attempts to portray her as a benevolent figure despite her public image and questionable actions. The discussion delves into the documentary's production flaws, its astronomical cost, and the ironic ways it inadvertently exposes the Trump administration's narcissism and incompetence, concluding with a look at the bizarre inaugural balls and fake accomplishments.

Apr 07, 20262 hr 10 minEp. 551

550: The Girl Who Believes in Miracles

This week, Jay Novella of The Skeptics' Guide to the Universe joins us to review a movie so generically dumb we couldn't tell for sure if we'd already watched it. === Hear more from Jay on The Skeptics' Guide to the Universe . === To see us live in San Francisco, click here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-san-francisco-california-tickets-1976632374642 If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon...

Mar 31, 20261 hr 57 minEp. 550

549: The Divine Protector: Master Salt Begins

This week, we delve back into the world of the Happy Science Cult for one of their live action features; this one about a seasoning-based vengeance hero. === To see us live in San Francisco, click here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-san-francisco-california-tickets-1976632374642 If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skept...

Mar 24, 20261 hr 47 minEp. 549

548: Restoring Grace

This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us for an atheist review of Restoring Grace . It's Cara's second foray into the Wright family filmography and a terrifying new window into that family's kinks. --- To see us live in San Francisco, click here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-san-francisco-california-tickets-1976632374642 Check out more from Cara on the Talk Nerdy podcast If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patre...

Mar 17, 20262 hr 7 minEp. 548

547: Chariots of the Gods

Dr. Alice Howarth and Michael Marshall join us to figure out if big stuff was aliens in a review of Chariots of the Gods . I won't spoil it. Hear more from them on the "Skeptics with a K" podcast: https://www.merseysideskeptics.org.uk/podcasts/skeptics-with-a-k Check out The Skeptic UK : https://www.skeptic.org.uk/ To see us live in San Francisco, click here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-san-francisco-california-tickets-1976632374642 If you’d like to make a per episode d...

Mar 10, 20261 hr 32 minEp. 547

546: In God's Time

This week, Heath Lambert from That's So Random joins us for something about a god and watches. Hear more from Heath Lambert here: https://podcasts.apple.com/de/podcast/thats-so-random-a-random-movie-podcast/id1534078783 To see us live in San Francisco, click here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-san-francisco-california-tickets-1976632374642 If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawf...

Mar 03, 20261 hr 47 minEp. 546

545: Commander Kellie and the Superkids: Sword

This week, Donavan and Zak from Jesus Stole Our Movies join us for the second in Kenneth Copeland's daughter's vanity project about a child army. Hear more from Zak and Donavan here: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/jesus-stole-our-movies/id1779853783 To see us live in San Francisco, click here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-san-francisco-california-tickets-1976632374642 If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out ...

Feb 24, 20262 hr 10 minEp. 545

544: The Carpenter's Son

This week, we welcome Nic Cage back into our lives with an atheist review of The Carpenter's Son . It's a movie so nakedly blasphemous and divorced from its source material that we very nearly got upset on Christianity's behalf. To see us live in San Francisco, click here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-san-francisco-california-tickets-1976632374642 If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.c...

Feb 17, 20261 hr 36 minEp. 544

543: Hell and Mr. Fudge

Cara Santa Maria joins us for an atheist review of Hell and Mr. Fudge , another one of those "based on a true story" movies about a bunch of inscrutable church drama that makes no sense to people standing outside the religion. To see us (including Cara!) live in San Francisco, click here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-san-francisco-california-tickets-1976632374642 Check out more from Cara on the Talk Nerdy podcast If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get month...

Feb 10, 20261 hr 42 minEp. 543

542: No Safe Spaces

This week, Thomas and Lydia from the Where There's Woke podcast join us as we rewind the clock to a time when the folks on the right were pretty sure the left was ushering in fascism by not laughing at their jokes hard enough. --- Hear more from Thomas and Lydia on Where There’s Woke and Gavel Gavel Check out more from Thomas on Opening Arguments --- To see us live in San Francisco, click here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-san-francisco-california-tickets-1976632374642 I...

Feb 03, 20262 hr 15 minEp. 542

541: Solarbabies

This week, we dive into the better-forgotten 1986 post-apocalyptic roller skating spectacular, Solarbabies. Cara Santa Maria joins us to send Secular Movie Month out with a bang. Check out more from Cara on the Talk Nerdy podcast To see us live in San Francisco, click here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-san-francisco-california-tickets-1976632374642 If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon....

Jan 27, 20262 hr 7 minEp. 541

540: Fateful Findings

This week, Katie and Allen from Werewolf Ambulance join us for a return to the masterful ramblings of Neil Breen. To see us live in San Francisco, click here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-san-francisco-california-tickets-1976632374642 If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus ...

Jan 20, 20262 hr 13 minEp. 540

539: Face/Off

This episode celebrates John Woo's "Face/Off," a film that defies logic with its ludicrous face-swapping plot between a cop and a terrorist. The hosts dissect the movie's excessive action sequences, memorable lines, and peculiar character choices, including Nicolas Cage's iconic impersonation of John Travolta and vice-versa, all while questioning the film's many nonsensical elements.

Jan 13, 20261 hr 45 minEp. 539

538: Diana: The Musical

This week, we kick off Secular Movie Month with cohost of The Know Rogan Experience Michael Marshall joining us for the atrocity that is Diana: The Musical . To see us live in San Francisco, click here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-san-francisco-california-tickets-1976632374642 Check out more from Marsh on Skeptics with a K and the Know Rogan Experience If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://pat...

Jan 06, 20261 hr 41 minEp. 538

537: So This Is Christmas

This week, the Christmas-tacular somehow continues when Cara Santa Maria joins us for an atheist review of So This Is Christmas , the story of Eric Roberts wandering in and out of the set of an after school special that pretended to be Christian long enough to hook a producer. Check out more from Cara on the Talk Nerdy podcast To see us live in San Francisco, click here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-san-francisco-california-tickets-1976632374642 If you’d like to make a p...

Dec 30, 20252 hr 14 minEp. 537

536: Hanukkah on Rye

This week, we review a Hallmark Hanukkah special, Hanukkah on Rye . It's the story of Hallmark remembering that people from all different religions need to fold laundry. --- To see us live in San Francisco, click here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-san-francisco-california-tickets-1976632374642 If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Ath...

Dec 16, 20251 hr 34 minEp. 536

535: A Law for Christmas

This week, Marsh joins us for an atheist review of A Law for Christmas ; the story of a whole production's worth of people never bothering to look up what the Secretary of Agriculture is. Check out more from Marsh on Skeptics with a K and the Know Rogan Experience If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D M...

Dec 09, 20251 hr 59 minEp. 535

534: And God Made Man

This week, Cecil and Marsh from the Know Rogan Experience join us for an atheist review of And God Made Man . It's the story of the dumbest legal argument you'll ever hear in your life and three secular podcasters trying to describe it with a straight face. Check out more from Cecil on Cognitive Dissonance , the Know Rogan Experience , and Season Liberally Check out more from Marsh on Skeptics with a K and the Know Rogan Experience --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly...

Dec 02, 20251 hr 46 minEp. 534

534: Out of Office Notice

Hey folks, we're taking the week off to celebrate American Thanksgiving, but we'll be back next week at the same bat-time on the same bat-channel. Happy holidays.

Nov 25, 202512 secEp. 534

533: Jesus Freaks

This week, we get deep into some Christian lore with Rachael and Cameron from the Cheers to Leaving podcast with an atheist review of Jesus Freaks . It's the story of that one time a pastor was rude to a teenager. === Check out more from Rachael and Cameron on the Cheers to Leaving podcast === To learn more about Vulgarity for Charity, click here: https://www.recoveringfromreligion.org/vulgarity-for-charity === If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please c...

Nov 18, 20252 hr 22 minEp. 533

532: Greatest Heroes and Legends of the Bible: Adam and Eve

This week, Marcus and Deanna from Wrath of Pod join us for an atheist review of Greatest Heroes and Legends of the Bible: Adam and Eve . It's the first in a series of cartoons meant to sanitize the Bible's timeless stories by changing them in random and LSD inspired ways. --- Learn more about Vulgarity for Charity here! https://www.recoveringfromreligion.org/vulgarity-for-charity --- Check out Deanna and Marcus's show, Wrath of Pod , here: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/wrath-of-pod/id180...

Nov 11, 20251 hr 38 minEp. 532

531: Shadowbuilder

This week, Bugs and BamBam from the Bibliowrecks podcast join us to discuss a movie that tries to invoke Bram Stoker in its title -- though you'll see that we declined to follow suit. Find out more about Vulgarity for Charity here. Find Bibliowrecks on Bluesky: @bugs-bibliowrecks.bsky.social Or on Reddit: r/Bibliowreck If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing At...

Nov 04, 20251 hr 55 minEp. 531
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