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Therapy Gecko

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An unlicensed lizard psychologist travels the universe talking to strangers about absolutely nothing. TO CALL THE GECKO: follow me on https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever to get a notification for when I am taking calls. I am usually live Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays but lately a lot of other times too. I am a gecko.
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Episodes

“I’M AFRAID OF ETERNITY”

A Christian calls in talk about their fear of the eternal afterlife that is promised to them. Afterwards a caller really wants to cancel a party he’s hosting 2 hours and a final caller prays to her cat as God. There is something in the wall. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE . Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and W...

Jun 29, 20251 hr 31 min

THE LONE COSPLAYER

A caller living with a personality disorder tries to shift their perspective and do more stuff. We also talk about a guy I knew who had a hook for a hand. Later a meteorologist tries to make friends in a new town and a delivery driver has to pay for the pizza at the pizza place they work at. It’s fucked up. Your tail light is out. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE . Foll...

Jun 25, 20251 hr 30 min

“I USED TO BE TROUBLE”

A caller explains how their life has evolved since leaving behind their hoodlum life in Bakersfield CA. Later a caller turns his life around after losing his virginity and a final caller goes to a $5 basement show. I am very hungry. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE . Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays...

Jun 22, 20251 hr 30 min

“I’M A FARMER”

A caller tells me how growing up on his family’s farm shaped him into the person he is now, and tells small town stories of blowing up refrigerators and doing donuts in a truck. He was a fascinating man and I hope he doesn’t die. Afterwards I talk to a caller who may or may not be having a baby, and a caller tries to make the best of rained on plans. Yes it is true. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ...

Jun 18, 20251 hr 37 min

“I’M A CRUISE SHIP MUSICIAN”

A caller explains how they went from busking on the streets to becoming a nautical rock star. We talk about the best and worst places around the globe to perform in the streets, navigating being famous on a boat, and the emotional highs and lows of the musician life. Afterwards I compare notes with a caller about having a crazy adhd brain, and how that feels when you’re 22 vs 27. Then a final caller navigates a situation with a weird new uncle. Please sign on the dotted line. I am a gecko. GET B...

Jun 15, 20252 hr 2 min

“I AM A FIREFIGHTER”

A firefighter explains how “existential spite” has driven him throughout his life so far. I’ve realized these descriptions don’t need to be that long. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE . Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever See omnystudio.com/listener f...

Jun 11, 20251 hr

GECKMAIL: THE FLESHLIGHT UPDATE

In this episode I sit in a room alone and talk to myself for like 90 minutes reading viewer emails and ranting. Those email topics include ayahuasca, fleshlights, scams, trees, crazy dreams, the elderly. Other things too. Viewer mail baby!!!!! Viewer mail!!!!!! Time to murder a table. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE . Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when ...

Jun 08, 20251 hr 30 min

“I AM A HEARSE ENTHUSIAST”

On this episode I talked to a caller with an extremely interesting life. He makes $11000 metal cactuses, drives a hearse, sold his independently made horror movie to Shutter, plays competitive pinball, and is about to attend his first hearse convention. A truly enigmatic man. Then I rant to a caller about how the hell people manage to floss daily and talk to another caller in Canada about their desire to not have to ever talk to anyone. It’s time to make out with Indiana Jones. I am a gecko. Sor...

Jun 04, 20251 hr 38 min

“MY MOM SOLD MY POKÉMON CARDS”

A caller reflects on the effects his social masking has had on his life, how his mom stole $100k of Pokémon cards from him, how he got thru a rough divorce, and other things. He was a really interesting guy and it was a great call. Afterwards I go on a very long Dave Ramsey-esque rant to an 18 year old about living at home to save money. I might go get really into darts. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS ...

Jun 01, 20251 hr 13 min

“AM I WASTING MY TIME?”

I talked to a caller living in the Czech Republic for like over an hour and a half. The conversation felt like it evolved significantly into a lot of things. It started very meta and then we got into the idea of wasted time, why he became a dad at 21, differences between life in Europe vs life in the US, and other stuff. It was a really good conversation. I don’t know what else to tell you to convince you that it’s worth listening to. But it is. I promise. What else are u gonna do? U can even do...

May 28, 20251 hr 46 min

“MY FRIEND’S HUSBAND IS SUS”

A caller tries to figure out if her friend’s husband stole her debit card, I talk to a crane operator about the future of the world, and the guy from a few episodes ago who went insane in Alaska calls back in and we talk about the philosophy of absurdism and try not to go insane again. There is a wet sock in the bathtub. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE . Follow me on T...

May 25, 20251 hr 36 min

“MY MOM HATES MY POLY LIFESTYLE”

I really liked this episode. You should listen to it. A caller’s mother disapproves of her polyamorous lifestyle, a caller works with AI to keep a “weed journal”, and I talk with a caller about how to become better than everyone else. It is time. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE . Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays ...

May 21, 20251 hr 43 min

GECKMAIL: “I HAVE A FETISH FOR SICKNESS”

On this episode I read viewer emails while pondering and ranting. The ponder topics include thirst traps, finding shit on the side of the road, a flu fetish, and a lot of ranting about GTA 6. And other stuff. Pls listen. The tooth fairy is not real and an asshole. I am a gecko. Send an email to [email protected] to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME S...

May 18, 20251 hr 38 min

“I WAS BANNED FROM ROBLOX”

A caller explains how she was banned from Roblox at the age of 31, I try to convince an Australian man to call a lawyer instead of me, and a final caller lobotomizes too many mice. Do not eat the grass. I am a gecko. Send an email to [email protected] to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE . Follow me on Twitch to get ...

May 14, 20251 hr 24 min

“THINGS KEEP FIZZLING OUT”

A caller from Denmark might open an exotic animal sanctuary, I give a caller $5 for no reason, and a final caller gets involved with a missing leg. I burnt the cake. I am a gecko. Send an email to [email protected] to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE . Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taki...

May 11, 20251 hr 3 min

GECK IRL: another lovely day at the park

I went out to talk to people at the park as a gecko. Those people include a traveling videographer who just returned from El Salvador, a guy who grew up in NYC during the 70s, a rap genius, a lady from Norway, and other interesting people that are alive. Pick that up. I am a gecko. Send an email to [email protected] to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAIL...

May 07, 20251 hr 35 min

BATHROOM KETAMINE THERAPY

A caller’s life is changed with the help of a plot of land, an ex-girlfriend, rave music, ketamine, and a Tinder superlike. Afterwards I catch up with a guy who came on stage as one of my favorite interviews from my Europe tour and a final caller destroys my optimism. I’m sure the landlord won’t mind if you put tacs in the wall. I am a gecko. Send an email to [email protected] to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com F...

May 04, 20251 hr 35 min

“I WANT TO DO NOTHING”

A caller with no passions attempts to live a life that requires as little effort as possible, I talk to a med school graduate about robot doctors, and a final caller claims they can bench 540lbs but is definitely lying. It’s a left up ahead. I am a gecko. Send an email to [email protected] to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLIC...

Apr 30, 20251 hr 39 min

“I’M A ZOOKEEPER”

A zookeeper calls in to talk about her job, a caller tells me how having three kids changed him for the better, a caller idolizes Ozzy Osbourne, I talk to a caller about how energy drinks cure all of life’s ailments, and a final caller’s ex gets a concerning tattoo. If you’re reading this, congratulations. I am a gecko. Send an email to [email protected] to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: ...

Apr 27, 20251 hr 33 min

“I’M STRANDED ON A BOAT”

Conversations with a caller who is currently stranded on a boat, a caller who overcame their agoraphobia and lives in a sick 3 bedroom trailer, and a final caller who beat a 4 year Benadryl addiction. It is time to eat an ant. I am a gecko. Send an email to [email protected] to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE . Fol...

Apr 23, 20251 hr 34 min

GECK IRL: “I’M FINALLY AT PEACE”

I recorded this episode in real life in Washington Square Park in NYC. It was sick. I talked to a guy who finally made his father proud, a guy who grew up living in a restaurant, an aspiring AI regulation lawyer, two friends who want to be influencers, a guitar company owner who gives me hope for the future, and many other cool people. There is a copy of Spiderman 2 stuck in the DVD player. I am a gecko. Send an email to [email protected] to maybe have it possibly read on the show poten...

Apr 20, 20251 hr 26 min

FORGET YOUR GROCERIES FOREVER

A caller and I talk about the beautiful redundancies of life, an Amazon driver is the best person I’ve ever met, and a caller from England talks about her online dating experience. I like your haircut. I am a gecko. Send an email to [email protected] to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE . Follow me on Twitch to get a...

Apr 16, 20251 hr 14 min

“WE MOVED IN FAST”

A caller tells the story of moving in with a Tinder match after only 2 months, and how she helped him to reconnect with his mom after years of no contact. Afterwards a rapper named Crazy wonders if he should quit his dreams and a final caller debates if he should become a Canadian citizen to chase a situationship. Someone get me a Yoo-Hoo right now. This is a free ad for Yoo-Hoo. I fucking love Yoo-Hoo. I am a gecko. Send an email to [email protected] to maybe have it possibly read on t...

Apr 13, 20251 hr 38 min

“MY FAMILY DROPPED ME”

A caller is dropped by his family, we talk about how to deal with a lot of the crazy shit in life. Then a caller reminisces about the Boy Scouts, a caller is hesitant about moving abroad, and a final caller is Canadian as hell. After the callers, we have a little segment on the streets of Bangkok Thailand where we interview a server at a BBQ restaurant about his life. I think it’s pretty cool. If you want to watch the full thing you can do it here: https://youtu.be/3a6t6p6_fcY Thank you for host...

Apr 09, 20251 hr 28 min

“I LIVE IN A CAVE”

A caller moves away from his home country in Poland to live a bohemian lifestyle in a cave on the Canary Islands. After that I talk to a film industry worker dealing with the uncertainty of his gig, and a caller and I discuss why 27 feels older than 31. It is time to take an Advil. I am a gecko. Send an email to [email protected] to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever G...

Apr 06, 20251 hr 30 min

“I FINALLY LOST MY VIRGINITY”

A caller has sex and wins a fist fight, a nurse worries they’ll become like their older coworkers, a caller gets in trouble at work, and a final caller tells stories of working as a bouncer in Nashville. Have you seen my keys? I am a gecko. Send an email to [email protected] to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE . Fol...

Apr 02, 20251 hr 26 min

“I LIVE IN A HIPPIE TOWN”

A caller settles down after a tumultuous life, an electrician makes big moves, a caller attempts to join a knitting club, and a final caller tries to live his American dream. Be careful with matches. I am a gecko. Send an email to [email protected] to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE . Follow me on Twitch to get a n...

Mar 30, 20251 hr 19 min

“HOW DO I END THIS CONVERSATION?”

A caller and I dissect social interaction, then we hear from a lonely DJ, a caller planning her first solo trip, a colonoscopy guy, and Tony. It’s a nice episode. Do not touch the grass. I am a gecko. Send an email to [email protected] to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE . Follow me on Twitch to get a notification f...

Mar 26, 20251 hr 17 min

LEAVING THE MATRIX (then coming back)

A caller and I talk about leaving the matrix, if Jimmy Neutron is a bad guy, moving on from a break up, the South Park pinball machine, and other life stuff. Afterwards a caller and I get very meta and another caller gives us all hope. Go look at a bird. I am a gecko. Send an email to [email protected] to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOME...

Mar 23, 20251 hr 26 min

“I WAS AN ALASKAN FISHERMAN”

A caller reflects on losing his sanity while out at sea for multiple weeks as an Alaskan fisherman. Afterwards a caller breaks his thumb in a mosh pit, a return caller catches me up on unexpected parts of being a parent, and a final caller turns his life around after blacking out on antidepressants. I hate Scrabble. I am a gecko. Send an email to [email protected] to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON G...

Mar 19, 20251 hr 17 min
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