Hello, StraightioLab Fans! We want to share a new show you might like, United States of Kennedy. About the show: United States of Kennedy is a podcast about our cultural fascination with the Kennedy dynasty. Every week, hosts Lyra Smith and George Civeris go into one aspect of the Kennedy story. Listen here and subscribe to United States of Kennedy on the iHeartRadio app or wherever you get your podcasts! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
Jul 02, 2025•2 min
In the FINAL episode of StraightioLab recorded before Sam's wedding, we dive into the straightest topic of all time: Fantasy sports. "Returning champ" (phrase we just learned) Devon Walker (SNL, his brand new podcast MY FAVORITE LYRICS) joins us to answer such questions as: Is fantasy football kind of like Harry Potter fan fiction? Could a gay guy in New Jersey get into gambling? And finally: Is it gay or straight to opt out of things? GET TICKETS TO OUR SUMMER/FALL TOUR HERE: linktree.com/strai...
Jul 01, 2025•1 hr 16 min•Season 5Ep. 44
Have you ever had someone's boyfriend explain rules of a game to you? Well then this ep is for you! We have Taylor Ortega on to talk all things game night and tell us about what really happens when you're hanging out with straight couples. Plus, we talk about Sam's wedding, the problem with perpetuating as a concept, and what happens to cis guy's genders when they finally get a girlfriend. And we make a stunning realization about lesbians in New York City pre-2018 that historians will definitely...
Jun 24, 2025•1 hr 18 min•Season 5Ep. 43
To celebrate our genius friend Cole Escola's Tony win, we are re-releasing a classic episode from a little over a year ago. You can see Cole in OH, MARY! on Broadway through this Saturday June 21! CALL US at 385-GAY-GUYS to leave questions and comments for our next surprise call-in show and you just might hear your call on your favorite podcast. STRAIGHTIOLAB MERCH: cottonbureau.com/people/straightiolab SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON at patreon.com/straightiolab for bonus episodes twice a month and do...
Jun 17, 2025•1 hr 26 min•Season 5Ep. 42
Happy Pride! If only it were that simple. Today we are joined by one of our country's most talented gaslighters, our dear friend Patti Harrison, to check in on the state of the LGBTQ+ community across the globe. The "episode topic" is brought up in passing exactly once as we get lost in a sea of psychological manipulation, sexual roleplay, marine life-based speculative fiction, and intellectual exercises that leave us feeling sore BUT refreshed. Get in... the water's scalding hot and filled with...
Jun 10, 2025•1 hr 24 min•Season 5Ep. 41
Happy Pride Month! Enjoy this re-release of our world famous special edition podcast: GaytioLab! And who better to join us in this exploration of gay culture than writer, actor, influencer, model, engineer, and dear friend of the pod Celeste Yim. We talk about how we celebrate pride, what it takes to order off menu, and of course what an "umbrella gay" is. Plus, we introduce a brand new original character to the world that is soon to have numerous film and tv projects GUARANTEED. If that doesn't...
Jun 03, 2025•1 hr 37 min•Season 5Ep. 40
This call-in show has it all: Rural butch lesbians, a well-meaning bisexual woman who may have accidentally used a slur, intellectually curious gay guys, intellectually incurious ones, a game-changing new term to add to the lexicon, and a Marry-F*ck-Kill to end them all! CALL US at 385-GAY-GUYS to leave questions and comments for our next surprise call-in show and you just might hear your call on your favorite podcast. STRAIGHTIOLAB MERCH: cottonbureau.com/people/straightiolab SUBSCRIBE TO OUR P...
May 27, 2025•1 hr 16 min•Season 5Ep. 39
Can you spot me, bro? Today we are joined by the People's Man Gianmarco Soresi to take on and ultimately SOLVE the masculinity crisis that is plaguing this once great nation. Plus: Which fast-casual bakery chain would each of the Haim sisters be? What musicals have mass appeal in 2025? Should theater camp be mandatory? And finally: Do retail workers have a moral responsibility to sexualize customers trying on clothes? Follow Gianmarco at @gianmarcosoresi on all platforms, and go see him on tour ...
May 20, 2025•1 hr 19 min•Season 5Ep. 38
This week we are blessed to have Josh Sharp BACK on the pod. We come up with an amazing new tracklist of Kim Petras songs, explain what it means to "be philly", and unpack the band Phish with a LIVE fact checker in the room (because facts matter, y'all). Plus, Josh promotes his new off-broadway show "ta-da!" in a way that is so non-linear that even Greta Gerwig's ass will be sat. Speaking of, get tickets to Josh's show NOW at joshsharptada.com . STRAIGHTIOLAB MERCH: cottonbureau.com/people/strai...
May 13, 2025•1 hr 20 min•Season 5Ep. 37
Have you been outside? There are men playing with Depression-era wooden toys—and it's all part of the masculinity crisis. Today we welcome our dear friend Liam Benzvi, whose amazing album ...AND HIS SPLASH BAND is out now, to chat all things yo-yos, cups and balls, and so much more. Plus: What is the most punk month? What does it mean to "have a thing"? And finally: Can gay guys get through Lizzo's Pass? Well it's not really that simple. Find Liam's music at liambenzvi.com ! STRAIGHTIOLAB MERCH:...
May 06, 2025•1 hr 9 min•Season 5Ep. 36
Today we are putting on our public intellectual hats for Torrey Peters, author of "Detransition, Baby" and whose incredible new book "Stag Dance" is available now. She brings insights that will potentially take years to fully grasp. Things like how all marriages can be straight if the divorce takes long enough. Or how there's no such thing as "the big moment" despite what the mainstream media will try to tell you. Or (and this is potentially the most important) how there's a whole community of n...
Apr 29, 2025•1 hr 12 min•Season 5Ep. 35
Dreams really do come true as we finally welcome one of the most requested guests in StraightioLab herstory, the one and only Hari Nef! And she came PREPARED with a full list of topics, which we dissect one by one before landing on a winner. Questions include: Can male actors be actresses? Can drag brunch be a site of resistance? Are we "sat" for Ari Aster's latest? Should we FaceTime Lena Dunham? And are parents of LGBTQ+ children gagging from all the fabulosity? Sometimes! Plus: Hari debuts he...
Apr 22, 2025•1 hr 18 min•Season 5Ep. 34
It’s Public Intellectual Day at StraightioLab HQ as we welcome The New Yorker’s Doreen St. Félix to the lab to talk about, quite simply, EVERYTHING: the semiotics of handbags, Lizzo’s Pass, the many of Joan Didion, and of course the state of religion in the United States of America. StraightioLab: Live! at the Bell House: https://concerts.livenation.com/straightiolab-live-brooklyn-new-york-04-16-2025/event/3000626340673C34 STRAIGHTIOLAB MERCH: cottonbureau.com/people/straightiolab SUBSCRIBE TO O...
Apr 15, 2025•1 hr 16 min•Season 5Ep. 33
Today we have comedian Ali Macofsky on to discuss the controversies surrounding today's American Royalty. That's right, the YouTube personalities. We ask if Hawk Tuah is innocent, figure out what's going on emotionally with the gay barstool fans, and we discover together what Brianna Chickenfry's whole deal is. And we dream of a future where maybe celebrities are so small that they're just random people on the street. Let's go girls! StraightioLab: Live! at the Bell House: https://concerts.liven...
Apr 08, 2025•1 hr 9 min•Season 5Ep. 32
It is once again time to answer some calls from the most important people on the planet, our beloved listeners. And we'll let you in on a little secret: a whole additional hour of calls is already up on Patreon! You can always leave us a message at 385-GAY-GUYS, and you just might hear your voice on your favorite podcast. Tickets to George's special taping: https://www.slipperroom.com/event-details/guest-event-foxglove-presents-george-civeris-1 StraightioLab: Live! at the Bell House: https://con...
Apr 01, 2025•1 hr 3 min•Season 5Ep. 31
This week we have comedian and paranormal expert Roz Hernandez on the podcast to talk about our galactic neighbors who refuse to introduce themselves formally: UFO's. Why do they only go to rural areas? What's with all the probing? And what the hell are crop circles? Plus, we invent a new line of clothes for Everlane, discuss the difference between transitioned and transitioning lenses, and make a connection about magazines that may leave you stunned. Catch Roz Hernandez on Tour "Roz Hernandez d...
Mar 25, 2025•1 hr 23 min•Season 5Ep. 30
This week Richard Perez returns to the podcast to talk about the topic of Toys, which is actually very personal to all of us because we actually played with toys when we were children. Today we're asking what happens when a boy likes a girl toy? What about when a boy just straight up likes trucks? And are some toys worth nearly dying for? Yes! Plus we talk bombing, how any movie that is ever made is a miracle, and we introduce over three new spinoff podcasts. Listen to this ep and then go see Ri...
Mar 18, 2025•1 hr 26 min•Season 5Ep. 29
Five years ago, comedian, writer, and actress Amy Zimmer (Stress Positions, Problemista) first joined us to discuss the premiere of recording artist Lady Gaga's single "Rain on Me." Today she returns to the lab on account of the release of the album MAYHEM. All of it is addressed. STRAIGHTIOLAB MERCH: cottonbureau.com/people/straightiolab SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON at patreon.com/straightiolab for bonus episodes twice a month and don't forget to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts! See omnystudio...
Mar 11, 2025•1 hr 27 min•Season 5Ep. 28
Attention all dermotologists! Today we have Claudia O'Doherty to do your job for you and tell the world to wear sunscreen whether you are gay or straight. Plus, we explore the new ways that people are telling us to feel bad about our faces, Sam addresses the scowling rumors (of which there are many!), and we figure out how Australian people feel about "naur." Another beautiful cultural exhange of an episode. Buy tickets to see George do standup in NYC, Boston, and Philly here: linktree.com/georg...
Mar 04, 2025•1 hr 31 min•Season 5Ep. 27
So raise your glass if you are wrong... in all the STRAIGHT ways?! Our dear friend Daniel D'Addario, whose juicy new novel THE TALENT is out TODAY, joins us to chat about Sam's mom's favorite musical artist — the one and only P!nk. From candle-buyers to SoulCycle enthusiasts to folks who just love a good old-fashioned circus moment, America simply cannot get enough of Miss Alecia Moore. We investigate why. Plus: What are our favorite "bitchy" moments from Dan's book, and which of his characters ...
Feb 25, 2025•1 hr 11 min•Season 5Ep. 26
Love is in the air on today's ep, but not just any love. A very special love. That's right, we're referring to the love between a podcast hosting duo and their very special guest aka between Sam and George and today's amazing guest D'Arcy Carden. It's an electric ep that discusses everything from water bottle culture, the rules of power, Hollywood writer's room paparazzi, SNL background work, and of course the cunty go girl herself: Cupid. This episode is chock full and yet? We want to do it all...
Feb 18, 2025•1 hr 24 min•Season 5Ep. 25
It's time to check in with the most important people in the world: listeners of the StraightioLab podcast. Two different Zachs, as well as some other people, called the hotline... and we answered! You can always leave us a question or comment at 385-GAY-GUYS. And who knows... you might hear your call on air sooner than you think... STRAIGHTIOLAB MERCH: cottonbureau.com/people/straightiolab SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON at patreon.com/straightiolab for bonus episodes twice a month and don't forget to ...
Feb 11, 2025•1 hr 10 min•Season 5Ep. 24
Today we're joined by comedian (and Sam's After Midnight coworker) Skyler Higley to travel down that ole country road to the topic we all grew up with: Hometown Pride. That's right, we're going back to where it all began where the trucks are big as houses and the sporting events feel war-adjacent. Plus, we talk about our work personas, what screeds we should all be releasing, and the ethics of carrying a grown man like a baby in a pool. This should solve everything. STRAIGHTIOLAB MERCH: cottonbu...
Feb 04, 2025•1 hr 25 min•Season 5Ep. 23
The grocery store can be glamorous if you're picking up an iced tea or a delicata squash. But what if you just need some paper plates or a spray bottle of all-purpose cleaner? That's where things get drab — and fast. Today we're joined by the hilarious Liza Treyger to chat about the straightest aisle at the supermarket. Plus: Is reclaiming insults over? And are men and women different? We're realy close to figuring that one out! Stream Liza's brand new special NIGHT OWL on Netflix NOW! STRAIGHTI...
Jan 28, 2025•1 hr 8 min•Season 5Ep. 22
Hootie-hoo, Glamour Girls! George and Sam TAKE OVER THE TECH WORLD at San Francisco Sketchfest. The amazing Amy Schneider (winner of 40 consecutive games on Jeopardy!) and the hilarious Moshe Kasher (The Endless Honeymoon Podcast) join them, need we say more?? STRAIGHTIOLAB MERCH: cottonbureau.com/people/straightiolab SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON at patreon.com/straightiolab for bonus episodes twice a month and don't forget to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts! See omnystudio.com/listener for pri...
Jan 21, 2025•1 hr 26 min•Season 5Ep. 21
Are you radiating queer joy? There's a vaccine for that. Today we welcome the hilarious and currently-on-tour Spike Einbinder and Honey Pluton for an episode that truly Has It All: shocking confessions, reckless social theorizing, condoning of violence, and of course a new Haim-centric segment! So press play now... or be punished to the full extent of the LAW! See Spike and Honey in NYC, Chicago, LA, and SF! Tickets here: https://linktr.ee/spikeeinbinder STRAIGHTIOLAB MERCH: cottonbureau.com/peo...
Jan 14, 2025•1 hr 20 min•Season 5Ep. 20
Have you ever been in a hurry? Well maybe you should check in with that. Actually, we'll do it for you in this amazing episode with star of the new standup special "Human Magic," Ilana Glazer. We talk about what it means to grow up, how the 6th of every month feels a little scary, and we make shocking new declaration about therapy. So shutup, listen, and heal your inner child NOW. STRAIGHTIOLAB MERCH: cottonbureau.com/people/straightiolab COME SEE US AT SF SKETCHFEST ON JAN 17: https://concerts....
Jan 07, 2025•1 hr 10 min•Season 5Ep. 19
Happy New Year's Eve Glamour Girls! Enjoy this re-release episode with Esther Fallick which was named one of The Best Comedy Moments of 2024 by Vulture and NY Mag ! In one of our most intellectual episodes EVER (and that's saying a LOT), we welcome reformed Disney adult Esther Fallick to chat about museums with slides in them—as in slides that you slide down, much like in a playground. We're talking the Museum of Ice Cream, the Museum of Sex, the Museum of Broadway... basically any museum-like e...
Dec 31, 2024•1 hr 19 min•Season 5Ep. 18
This week we're celebrating the holidays by unpaywalling a very special call-in patreon episode for all to enjoy. How generous of us! We take calls about the state of optimism, the pros and cons of being married to Santa, how comfortable we are with novelty, and so much more. Enjoy and see you in the new year! STRAIGHTIOLAB MERCH: cottonbureau.com/people/straightiolab COME SEE US AT SF SKETCHFEST ON JAN 17: https://concerts.livenation.com/sf-sketchfest-presents-straightiolab-w-sam-san-francisco-...
Dec 24, 2024•1 hr 8 min•Season 5Ep. 17
Today is the day you wait for all year round. It's the day when George and Sam's eyes roll back in their head and they predict the trends for the next year with stunning accuracy. Witness their predictions, no, their prophecies for the year 2025 and heed their warnings. STRAIGHTIOLAB MERCH: cottonbureau.com/people/straightiolab COME SEE US AT SF SKETCHFEST ON JAN 17: https://concerts.livenation.com/sf-sketchfest-presents-straightiolab-w-sam-san-francisco-california-01-17-2025/event/1C00616EE1033...
Dec 17, 2024•1 hr 22 min•Season 5Ep. 16
