A caller discusses his gambling addiction that started in high school and how its affected him over the course of his life. Then we hear from a caller who’s living in a tent in the woods after being kicked out of his parent’s house, and how he’s adapting to his situation. Later we talk to a caller about her short-lived professional porn career and how the year and a half she spent in the industry has followed her throughout her life. Finally we hear from a caller who tells me she’s been explorin...
Jun 08, 2022•1 hr 19 min
We hear first from a caller whose girlfriend has been sadistically shoving various items up his ass including candy, crackers, and cactuses. Then a caller tells us about the secret his father kept from his family for their entire life before revealing it on his deathbed. Later we hear from a caller who recently gathered evidence that her grandmother may have murdered her grandfather, and a caller who has fallen madly in love with an AI chatbot called Replika. It’s a kind of intense episode on ma...
Jun 05, 2022•1 hr 16 min
A caller tells me she just started a new job as a private investigator for hire, which is basically legally paying someone to stalk a person for you. The caller tells me about the stakeouts she’s been on, how she got the job, her disguises, the various ways it’s possible to screw up, and more. It’s real life Sherlock Holmes. Then we hear from a man who is worried about his wife finding out that he likes to wear women’s clothing, a woman who has been seeing an extremely shady man that she met on ...
Jun 01, 2022•1 hr 19 min
I talk for about 10 minutes with a guy who's hiding in a utility closet. He tells me he hides in there often, and what he is hiding from. Afterwards a caller talks to me about what it was like being raised in a polygamous household that resulted in him having 21 siblings. We discuss how that affected him growing up, where he is now, and how his relationship with his family has evolved. Lastly we receive a call from an American couple who moved to the Netherlands during the pandemic and how their...
May 29, 2022•1 hr 11 min
A caller tells me how he married his platonic male best friend in order to receive better benefits from his job and how the marriage has been going so far. Next a man and I unpack his childhood relationship with his father and discuss whether or not he should attempt to make amends in his adult life. We also talk to a caller experiencing a toilet paper shortage conflict with his roommates, dig into the semi-universal experience of imposter syndrome, and weigh in on the age old debate of which wa...
May 25, 2022•1 hr 4 min
WE'RE TRYING SOMETHING NEW: I threw my phone out the window this episode and ventured out into the real world to talk to people as a gecko face to face on The Hollywood Walk Of Fame. Conversations include: a college student tells me how her father came back into her life after 19 years of absence, a guy from Kenya describes the differences between there and America, a Norwegian teen and his father tell me what they'd do differently if they were in charge of Hollywood, an exotic dancer grapples w...
May 22, 2022•1 hr 21 min
A caller and I get deep into it about how much of a person's identity should be tied to external things after she tells me about an injury that ended her soccer career. Then I hear from an office employee who's stressed over his coworkers finding the chair he's been putting boogers under for 10 years, a woman who repeatedly finds herself being "friend-zoned", a caller who's cursed to miss important events due to her heavy sleeping habits, and more. Don't look directly into the sun for too long. ...
May 18, 2022•1 hr 15 min
I talk to a caller who's convinced they've been cursed by their employer after experiencing a string of unusual happenings. We chat about how they intend to fend off these supernatural forces after studying the occult. Later I introduce 2 random callers to each other who both happen to have one testicle, chat with a caller who's phoned into the show as a way of battling her phone anxiety, and talk to a guy who's dealing with an old lady at his pottery class who repeatedly grabs his ass. It's a v...
May 15, 2022•1 hr 9 min
Calls start around 11:13 I am joined in this episode by journalist Andrew Callaghan of All Gas No Breaks/Channel 5. Andrew is known for his documentarian work of America's underbelly, including QAnon meetings, Flat Earth conventions, and most recently his coverage of the war in Ukraine. He's also a nice guy. Callers include a guy who's locked in an auto-yard, a student who steals plants and gives them to her professors, a submissive woman who just ghosted her dom, a guy addicted to LSD, and more...
May 11, 2022•1 hr 45 min
I recorded this episode in live in front of 200 people at the Lodge Room in Los Angeles. For the first half of the show I talk to callers, then at around 1:04:52 I talk to people from the crowd. It was a raucous evening of lots of people talking and saying words. Conversation topics include getting high while driving, problematic grandparents, alien fetus lava lamps, voice acting, deadly parents, and lots of other things too. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are av...
May 08, 2022•1 hr 51 min
A caller tells me about the lifelong harassment he's endured from what he believes are visitors from another planet. We dissect the intentions of the aliens and how they were perceived by the caller. Then a lady calls in to tell me about how she's handling her recent herpes diagnosis, and then we hear from a man who's having an affair with a married woman. I think it is a really good and interesting episode. I only write that in these descriptions when it's true. Ok. That's it. No more. Go home....
May 04, 2022•1 hr 7 min
I am joined on this episode by musician Benny Blanco to talk to people on the phone. Benny is known for his work with artists like Justin Bieber, Ed Sheeran, Kanye West, and others. He is also a nice guy. We talk to a guy about a death threat he received from his employer, a caller with a habit of sleeping with his friend's girlfriends, a couple who's received an offer to join the swinging community, an aspiring actor working on wind turbines, and a woman running a crystal business. Call start a...
May 01, 2022•1 hr 19 min
A couple calls in to talk about their sex life. The guy says he's no longer interested in having sex, so he wants his girlfriend to fill her needs elsewhere. She's unsure about it. We talk it through. We also hear from a woman who pooped her one piece in public, an electrician who shocks himself on purpose while simultaneously handling his baby mama drama, and a man living with a speech impediment tells us how that affects his day-to-day. This is a good one. I can feel it. I am a gecko. Tickets ...
Apr 27, 2022•1 hr
A caller discloses how his hentai addiction is affecting his life on multiple fronts. I also hear from a caller who stalks their ex using a fake Instagram, a guy who is suspicious his buddy broke his bong on vacation, and a lady who questions her father’s character after moving back home. We had a good time. You’ll have a good time. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: the...
Apr 24, 2022•1 hr 3 min
A retired drug dealer calls in and we weigh the pros and cons of returning to the game after their partner suggests doing so. Then talk to a caller who is trying to turn their Gatorade addiction into an art piece, a man who disassociated for multiple months in a row, and a caller who is struggling telling the other participants of her threesome that she may have given them chlamydia. It is a good episode. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around th...
Apr 20, 2022•53 min
I am joined this episode by musician and entertainer Marc Rebillet. He is known for his signature style of bridging electronic music and comedy. He is also a good guy. We talk to a university student who's developed a strange relationship with her professor, a man who consumes an obscene amount of milk, a woman who's grandfather stole her boyfriend, and more. It was a very good one. Call start at: 10:41 Here is Marc's YouTube. It is a fun place: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXgxNzAgZ1GExhTW4...
Apr 17, 2022•2 hr 19 min
We talk to a caller who is struggling to connect with his incarcerated brother, a man who had a testicular emergency, and a son who's conflicted about his mom starting an OnlyFans. Later we talk to a person who is ashamed to love The Minions and a daughter worried about her mom's growing interests in crystals. This is honestly a really good episode. I'm not just saying that because I made it. I'm saying it for other reasons in addition to that. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live sho...
Apr 13, 2022•1 hr 2 min
I'm joined on this episode by rapper and producer Erick The Architect. Erick is known for being a member of the hip hop group Flatbush Zombies and for his various solo projects. He is also a good guy. Erick and I talk to people on the phone about being punched in the face, bleeding assholes, being introverted, being Jewish, porn careers, ghosting your exs, and more. It was a very good time. Call start at: 00:08:09 Here is Erick’s fun website where you can dress and learn about him: https://www.e...
Apr 10, 2022•2 hr 9 min
A caller expresses concern over her partner's love for video games and how it's affecting their relationship. After that a woman tells me about how she recently formed a relationship with her father, who she previously thought was dead. Then a guy and I chat about how he has joined a fraternity in an attempt to understand men more and another caller tells me about her deadbeat sister. There is some other stuff too. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now...
Apr 06, 2022•56 min
My guest for this episode is a producer named Kenny Beats. He's known for his work with artists like Freddie Gibbs, Vince Staples, Ed Sheeran, Denzel Curry, and more. Kenny and I talk to people on the phone about dating with little experience, sleep paralysis, taking baths, having feelings for a married woman, and more. Calls start at 9:30 Here is Kenny's youtube if you want to look at his stuff: https://www.youtube.com/c/kennybeats I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience...
Mar 30, 2022•1 hr 53 min
A guy reads me a promiscuous text message that he received from his aunt, who he believes is a bad person. His wife also hops on the line and gives her opinion on it. Then I hear from a caller who is plagued by daily nightmares, discover a new way to use the bathroom, and chat with farmer who was on SNL. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLO...
Mar 27, 2022•1 hr 3 min
A guy calls in to tell me about a near-death experience that completely reshaped how he views life. Then a former dominatrix describes the logistical nightmares of being in a 9 person orgy. Then we hear from a caller who’s been collecting his roommate’s toenails and a guy who attends professional Yu-Gi-Oh tournaments. I think I also go on a rant about life at some point in there too. It’s a good episode. Trust me. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now ...
Mar 23, 2022•1 hr 10 min
My guest for this podcast is a rapper named Buddy. He’s made music with the likes of Wiz Khalifa, Chance the Rapper, A$AP Ferg, Nipsy Hussle, and more. He is also a good guy. This was a very fun episode featuring discussions on breakups, the occult, clowns, and more. Here is a song by Buddy that I like a lot: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3QOBYq0lBI I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT TH...
Mar 20, 2022•2 hr 18 min
A caller tells me about a disease they developed by smoking too much weed called Cannabinoid Hyperemesis Syndrome. I didn't know that you could get a disease from smoking too much weed. I am still going to smoke weed. But maybe less. We also talk to a caller who is anticipating her first threesome experience the next day, a lesbian couple in a dispute about whether or not to get married, a guy who has absolutely no idea where he is, and more. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show ...
Mar 16, 2022•1 hr 3 min
Denzel Curry joins me on this podcast to be a gecko and talk to people about life, death, coyotes, sugar daddies, art, being swallowed by whales, and pool cues. And other things too. Denzel Curry is a rapper and a good guy. Here is a song by him that I like a lot: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOO1mWLGhh8 I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FO...
Mar 13, 2022•2 hr 24 min
I talk to a lady who does phone sex for a living and she tells me that my job and her job aren’t so different. She explains the gig in depth - the types of customers she gets, her methodology, how it’s bleed into her personal sex life, and more. Then I talk to a guy who’s very good at socializing in Virtual Reality but having trouble translating those social skills into real life. Then a caller tells me about something they did as a teenager that they deeply regret. Then I talk to a caller who’s...
Mar 09, 2022•1 hr 3 min
I talk to a girl who is driving a car and she tells me about a time she walked in on her boyfriend wearing her thong. I also talk to a guy who tells me his experience sleeping behind a dumpster and a guy who tells me how great it is to have kids. This is all at least what I'm pretty sure happened in the episode. I have a very bad memory and I've filled my brain with many other thoughts since recording this. Did you know that a block of dry ice has a surface temperature of -109.3 degrees Fahrenhe...
Mar 06, 2022•1 hr 19 min
I talk to a guy about leaving the Jehovah's Witnesses after 22 years, how his family abandoned him after, and then how he built a life of his own without all the brainwashy god stuff. I also talk to a caller who got a breast reduction that changed her life, a couple who found out thru a DNA test that they are actually siblings, a guy who is considering becoming homeless and walking the earth, and also a lot of other callers. The siblings thing might have been fake but it doesn't matter. I don't ...
Mar 02, 2022•1 hr 30 min
A caller describes in detail their experience having sex with an incubus. I didn't know what an incubus was and they told me it's a male sex demon thing. They also told me that this was a long-term dream of theirs, so that is nice. I also talk with a young woman dealing with an unexpected pregnancy, a guy who's sleeping with his friend's sister, learn about a 4-person polyamorous couple, discuss the purpose of circumcision, and more. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experienc...
Feb 27, 2022•1 hr 20 min
A guy named Cory calls me. We discuss how he has a very positive outlook on life and how much that inspires me. Then he tells me a story of the time he smoked crack with a stranger while delivering pizzas. Which made him even more inspiring. Then I talk to a caller who is dealing with a double life, learn about the difference between innie and outie coochie, speak with a man in Germany in a tough relationship situation, and more. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience ar...
Feb 23, 2022•1 hr 8 min
