Bachelor of the Year Rob Benedict, and Bachelor Historian Lori join Arden and the Production team to discuss an A+ episode of Bachelor in Paradise! Cake Fire! Intimacy Gurus! Suction Kisses! - Arden has now decided she needs to run away with reasonable Kenny! - Rob never wants to be the singer/ songwriter by the fire like Connor! - Lori really breaks down the Cake Fire pre game Cake Walkabout! All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastne...
Sep 01, 2021•1 hr 41 min
The HOST OF BACHELOR IN PARADISE Lance Bass, Michael Turchin and their new BFF Gareth Reynolds join Arden, the Production team and Arden's dirty microphone to discuss what it is like inside the bubble BACH PRODUCTION! Horny tongue eaters! Angry Thomas Haters! Boner cams!! - Arden isn't so sure how tall Thomas is and needs some clarity on that! - Lance is putting his money on Riley and Maurissa to go ALL THE WAY! - Michael is HERE for Grocery Store Joe! - Gareth understands what he has been TRAIN...
Aug 26, 2021•1 hr 32 min
Rookie of the Season Mary Lynn Rajskub, Bill Kusntler and Brendan Smith join Arden and the Production Team to break down the GREATEST SHOW ON TELEVISION - Bachelor in Paradise! Tazjnados! Hurricane Demis! VJ's!!! - Arden gives Victoria's one episode arc an 11 out of 5 star review! - Mary Lynn is HERE for the drama and does not want love to start too early in the season! - Brendan is looking for a Silverlake Tammy! - Bill thinks they needed 24 people because it is TWO YEARS OF BUILT UP DRAMA!!!! ...
Aug 25, 2021•1 hr 33 min
Paget Brewster and Miles Gray join Arden and the Production Team to discuss the MOST IMPORTANT SHOW ON TELEVISION BACHELOR IN PARADISE! I'm back bitchessssssssss! Dave Chappelle! - Arden thinks Kenny would be her BFF wing man of Paradise! - Paget is rocking her Victoria goddess crown! - Miles is here for his high school girlfriend Jessenia! All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy info...
Aug 20, 2021•1 hr 45 min
Paget Brewster, Rob Benedict, Jerry Trainor and Doug Benson join Arden to discuss the finale of The Bachelorette and it gets feisty!!! BENNIFER IS HOT!!! REVENGE PROPOSALS! KOHL'S WARDROBE! - Arden NEEDS to go burn some things at Zozobra!!! - Doug is HOOKED ON PARADISE! - Paget understands acting out at someone you want to marry! - Jerry is not into THIS BANK MANAGER! - Rob is prepping to host the Bachelor! All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.i...
Aug 13, 2021•1 hr 35 min
Our Rookies of the Season- The Doughboys TELL ALL on a very special finale episode The Bachelorette ABC!!! The Corpse of Neil Lane! Backwards Magicians! Justin's faces!! - Arden may be in the minority but she was HERE FOR KATIE freaking out on Greg! - Nick is OFFICIALLY HOOKED on the Bachelor franchise! - Mitch begrudgingly admits that PARADISE DOES LOOK FUN! All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listen...
Aug 11, 2021•1 hr 50 min
Brilliant stand up comedian Jim Jefferies joins Arden and the production team to talk ALL THINGS BACHELOR! Pirate blouses! Jim's mom's secret gift! Thunder from down under! - Arden tries to talk Jim into watching BIP- the MOST IMPORTANT TELEVISION SHOW OF ALL TIME! - Jim tells us about the glorious beauty of Thomas who may or may not be here for the right reasons! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
Aug 05, 2021•1 hr 57 min
Gareth Reynolds, Lance Bass and Michael Turchin join Arden and the Production Team for their FIRST IN PERSON PODCAST IN SIXTEEN MONTHS!! Mayhem ensues! KATHY NAJIMY! HOT HEAD MAMA'S BOYS! TROLL BROS! - Arden thinks Katie should just pick Blake and Bone Across The Globe! - Lance is taking TWENTY PERCENT for his ACCOUNTING SERVICES!!! - Michael is CHANNELING ANGRY BABY BOY GREG! - Gareth was flying on STROKAINE for the Chodies! All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK! Learn more about your ad-choic...
Aug 04, 2021•1 hr 59 min
Podcast superstar Bryan Safi joins Arden to discuss Men Tell All of The Bachelorette AND the Little Compton Town Dump!!! Canadian Tuxedos! Waterless Tears! Jewel tone tops!! - Arden KNOWS IN HER BONES that Connor kiss was a PLANNNNNNT Hunnneyyy!!! - Bryan is ready to RUN AWAY with Andrew S!! All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
Jul 28, 2021•59 min
Fan faves Carl Tart and Erin Foley join Arden and the production team to chat about the little season that could!! Cuddle Parties! Mama's boys! Andrew S done dirty! - Arden thinks Katie made a HUGE ERROR letting sweet Andrew S go!!! - Carl thinks Katie is hiding behind a tree putting turpentine in her eyes! - Erin can't believe how bad Greg is at catching fish! All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/list...
Jul 21, 2021•1 hr 43 min
The Sentinel, The Captain and Bachelor of the Year join Arden and the Production Team to break down a 10 STARS OUT OF FIVE episode of the Bachelorette! MOM JEANS! WOWO! WONO! - Arden is HERE for the make out sessions with the Pelican! - Rob gives a TIP OF THE HAT and MAD PROPS to.....MAX!! - Jerry was fighting this season and NOW HE IS ALL IN! - Doug thinks Blake may be a Pelican who is carrying Katie off to MATE IN THE WILD!!! All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK! Learn more about your ad-cho...
Jul 14, 2021•1 hr 46 min
It's the PODCAST CROSSOVER America did not know that it needed when Nick Wiger and Mike Mitchell from THE DOUGHBOYS join Arden and Dr. Banana to be our ROOKIES OF THE SEASON!! Comin' in HOT! Ron Perlman! Ben Stiller! Josh Brolin! - Arden thinks Andrew S is a dream and does not ever need to do his British accent again! - Nick thinks Blake has a dreamy jaw like John Travolta! - Mitch loves the BROMANCES and is reluctantly IN! - Dr. Banana PLAYED D1 RUGBY!!!!!!! All that plus........TWEET OF THE WE...
Jul 07, 2021•1 hr 36 min
Lauren Lapkus and Kyle Dunnigan join Arden and the Production Team to discuss TRUTH OR DARE IN THE DESERT!! Blake in the nude! Fear of carbs! No more Boston Accents! - Arden is in her happy place after spending an hour at Target! - Lauren doesn't want to make out with the single dad! - Handsome Kyle explains to the gals how he gets the ladies! All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy i...
Jun 30, 2021•1 hr 27 min
Miles Gray and Carl Tart join Arden and the production team to discuss Black Box Theater Group Therapy with Nick Viall! B Cup size teeth! Rollin' a buggy! - Arden isn't feeling Kitty Cat sad face suction kisses! - Miles is worried for Michael A- that he is prey for the Bach producers! - Carl is NOT feeling Kitty Cat's cheating story! All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information...
Jun 23, 2021•1 hr 38 min
Laci Mosley, Carlina Barlow and Devin Leary join Arden and the production team to break down episode two of the SEX POSITIVE BREAKING BAD SEASON of The Bachelorette! Cult Leaders! Brokeback Mountain! Crying Virgins! - Arden NEEDS TO KNOW where Cody buried the body in San Diego! - Laci gives the gals a lesson in dating in a higher tax bracket! - Carolina would give it up for the Canadian firefighter! - Devin got sucked in with Arden to the crying Virgins story! All that plus........TWEET OF THE W...
Jun 16, 2021•1 hr 29 min
Rob Benedict, Paget Brewster, Doug Benson and Erin Foley join Arden and the Production Crew to break down episode one of Katie's season of The Bachelorette! Hyatt Regency Fosters Love! Hugging Magicians! Ball Pits! - Arden thinks that the HUMAN SKIN CELERY EATING RV DRIVING contestant was a PLANT! - Erin is so happy a lot of her jokes she faxed in made it on the air! - Rob was disappointed he didn't get to do his Joe Pesci Skin Salesman longer! - Doug realized this is the first episode that no o...
Jun 09, 2021•1 hr 51 min
The gangs all here at our hybrid live/ livestream Bachelorette 2021 Draft Picks for Katie's season! Magicians! Zipper Salesmen! Human Skin Salesmen! WHO WILL BE DRUNK ON THE FIRST NIGHT! MAKE YOUR PICKS BEFORE THE SEASON STARTS! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jun 07, 2021•1 hr 43 min
Fan favorite Miles Gray and our favorite Carl Tart join Arden and the gals to discuss Matt James Season of the Bachelor! Sharon Osborne! His HIGHness! Lawyering UP! - Arden wants to (AND DID) submit Carl to be a contestant on the show! - Miles enjoyed borrowing Jessenia's homework in High School! - Carl thinks Dildo Bae is a Frankenstein built by Bachelor programing! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
Mar 24, 2021•1 hr 8 min
The gangs all here! Rob Benedict, Doug Benson, Paget Brewster and Erin Foley join Arden and the gals to break down the season finale of THE BACHELOR! Tiny suits! Tiny Couches! Hobbit Houses! - Arden is easily swayed and will take on any wet blanket! - Rob wants people to have to get engaged! - Paget LOVED Matt's brother with the hard hitting questions! - Erin thought Emmanuel stole his suit from a well dress lesbian! - Doug thinks Matt should try dating someone for a few months! All that plus......
Mar 17, 2021•2 hr 15 min
Doug Benson, Gareth Reynolds and Rob Benedict join Arden and the gals to talk FANTASY SUITES!!!!!!! It's time to get horny in the woods of Pennsylvania! Butter! Dutch Spas! Ghost pottery! - Arden is NOT into belly button window pane shirts! - Gareth thinks a rose should have been on the line with Matt's dad! - Doug thinks each date should be the EXACT SAME DATE TO KEEP IT FAIR! - Rob's fantasy suites would end with a bedtime story at 9pm! All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK! Learn more about ...
Mar 10, 2021•1 hr 21 min
Laci Mosley and Miles Gray join Arden and the gals to break down the most boring episode of women tell all! Time Stamping! Bachelor Seniors! Heather's hair! - Arden feels like Abigail was done wrong! - Lacy thinks Queen V didn't help herself looking like a ghoul! - Miles makes an amends to Jessenia! All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
Mar 03, 2021•1 hr 30 min
Paget Brewster, Jerry Trainor and Doug Benson join Arden and the gals to break down the YOUNGEST PARACHUTING INSTRUCTOR EVER!! Erik Estrada! Poutine! No Medic! - Arden wants Razzle and Dazzle to be taught by Michelle! - Doug thinks the families are WAY more protective of their daughters! - The Sentinel wants to put a ring on it with Michelle! - Paget thinks if you want to bone someone NO SIBLING can break that feeling! All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK! Learn more about your ad-choices at h...
Feb 24, 2021•1 hr 38 min
Gareth Reynolds, Ify Nwadiwe and Arden's friend Lori join Arden and the gals to break down the wolves taking on Heather! Drifting! Abigail's Lament! Creepy Tantric Yoga! - Arden loves that Kit ejected herself! - Gareth wants Chris Harrison's job! - Ify is coming for Queen V! - Lori is throwing down HARD with the facts! All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
Feb 17, 2021•1 hr 41 min
Lauren Lapkus, Kate Micucci and Scott Aukerman join Arden and the gals to break down the WORST ACTING SCENE OF ALL TIME! Cactus Dildos! We back! Badass Minivans! - Arden forgot how adorable Tyler C is! - Lauren wants to be in Temecula Road! - Scott did not like watching MJ shutting down Jessenia! - Kate is not into all the women fighting! All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy inform...
Feb 10, 2021•1 hr 51 min
Lance Bass, Ashley I. and Michael Turchin join Arden and the gals to discuss the sweeping of the mean girls! Ill fitting bras! Shopping Sprees! OG's vs Newbies! - Arden's mom wanted MORE ROUGE! - Ashley lets us know that the gals WENT FOR IT with the erotic reading! - Lance's mom wants MORE HIGHLIGHTS! - Michael is HERE FOR IT WITH RACHEL!! All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy info...
Feb 03, 2021•1 hr 16 min
Michelle Collins and Erin Foley join Arden, Katie and Dr. Tanna Banana to discuss SHOPLIFTING IN TALLAHASSEE! BOBAFET! DADDY! - Arden's dad was like a friendly seal who would lie on his side and wave! - Michelle was the Dumbest Ho in her graduating class! - Erin would UNDERPLAY it right out of the limo! All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
Jan 27, 2021•1 hr 31 min
Rookie of the Season Ross Mathews, Erin Foley and Brendan Smith join Arden and the gals to discuss DONKEYS EATING CHARCUTERIE!! Stye Problems! Yas Q! Horny Harrison! - Arden would NOT be able to get up and read erotica in front of Matt James! - Ross is HERE for Queen Victoria! - Erin didn't want the jackals to get to Sarah! - Brendan thinks the Mouse says no boobs! All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/...
Jan 20, 2021•1 hr 49 min
Dream Team Jerry Trainor, Doug Benson, Rob Benedict and Jerry Trainor join Arden and the gals to talk about the polite sexiness in the WOODS OF PENNSYLVANIA!! ATVs! Bi-Planes! Ten Toes on the Ground! - Arden is so EXCITED for her newest dramatic role of QUEEN VICTORIA! - Jerry is MAD at the producers for bringing us a deranged Strawberry Shortcake! - Doug is ten toes on the ground for capture the flag! - Rob would not let a bachelorette put him on an ATV! All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK! ...
Jan 13, 2021•1 hr 51 min
Laci Mosley and Miles Gray join Arden and the gals to break down the first episode of Matt James's season! Pennsylvania Bridgerton! Queen Victoria! Runaway Dildos! - Arden has never known that she needed to go deep into the woods of Pennsylvania! - Miles thought Matt's mom was letting it be known she is AVAILABLE! - Laci wants Matt to do a different kind of prayer circle! All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystud...
Jan 06, 2021•1 hr 47 min
Rob Benedict, Erin Foley and Miles Gray join Arden and the gals to do DRAFT PICKS for the SMOKESHOW that is Matt James's season! Instagram Thirst! Royal villains! Sexy Pennsylvania! - Arden does NOT UNDERSTAND how people make their Instagram look so good! - Miles thinks a great place to stop a potential flight attendant is at Stop & Shop! - Erin had FUN when she was modeling in NYC in HER TWENTIES! - Rob has been captured by Arden for SIX YEARS!!! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://...
Dec 29, 2020•1 hr 52 min
