"BARREL CURL BABY NEW YEAR!" w/ Bryan Safi

but not from my bougie garage. Here with me today. I'm not with the production team, but I am with a man who knows a bang on a boy? Can I say he knows a bang on a boy? You know him from Nine on One. You know him from his incredibly successful, award winning podcast Attitude. Thank You. Also know him from asked Rona with Rona and Brian. Thank you. He's not Rana two people on the show. I get

third billing. You're absolutely right, ladies and gentlemen. My friend, my travel companion, my brother, body pass, my my my free being, my noodle buddy in the pool, my noodle buddy in the ocean. A man who will not bend Momi sells. Ladies and gentlemen, if you get a chance to capture this man and bring him to your childhood home for two weeks, do it, Ladies and gentlemen. Bread stopping an intro, I am so thrilled to be here. Thanks,

I'm so thrilled to be here, Brian. I'm gonna sit real close with you because I'm the engineer today and I set this up. I didn't know how to make a move on you when we were back in my home. We're sharing a mic this weekend, and that's not the only thing we shared this Can I just say, I mean, we're gonna get into it a little bit later, but just a little pray view. I did bring Brian to

my hometown of Little Compton, Rhode Island. It was your second trip, my second trip, and we were supposed to come last year, but obviously the cove the cove, and so I took a Delta flight without having the Delta bariant, thank you, straight to Boston and then straight to Little Content. Can I just say, I mean, there's not a lot of people that you could bring to a town that has no attractions. Well, that's my kind of town, and literally be like, do you want to come sleep on

my brother's bed for two weeks? And then we we ignore each other eight percent of the day, But then the twenty percent that we're together, watch out, Watch out world, watch out. I'm telling you the best way I've realized from this talking trip with a friend talk both have to be independent, independent and self reliance a little bit. Then when you see each other, it's like the most

exciting thing in the world. Can I just say the excitement we felt watching Bachelorette Watching at night, we would convene and watch Bachelorette below Deck, Real Housewes of Potomac, Real Housewives in Beverly Hills. Real housewas in New York. We would do Judge, Judy, Jeopardy. I mean really, yeah, it's true. We we've really, you know what, come to a gorgeous summer place and watch a lot of tving

that and we'll get more into our trip later. For our newcomers, w are like, wait a minute, I thought this is a Bachelorette show. We'll talk about the Bachelorette now. And for the old time or die hards are like, tell me more about your trip to the dump. A little Compton Rhode Island. That's a preview of what's coming up. You're not going to believe it. You're literally not going to believe it. Remind me, I have to take three commercial breaks today. I'm alreat, I'm that popular. I have

that many ads. Three good you know what? And all the ads are for men's barrel curls. Why wouldn't they. Let's just started out. So here we are, it's our first mental in back in a studio, and everyone sure was excited because they were clapping at the fact that there was an audience. They were clapping at the audience. I was. I felt safe. I felt like all is right with the world. We have women back with jewel tone tops. Yes, and uh, you know, and I have to say, I'm not trying to be you know what.

We'll get to it later. I thought Katie looked beautiful. Wanted to change her green screen dress. Sure, oh yeah, sure, well they could have projected anything on that. They literally think Maybe she didn't couldn't make up her mind. It was like, we'll just throw something off. Just make it gold, make it leopard. You can just keep changing it. I thought she's adorable. I thought her hair and makeup looked

beauty a fool. I think she's really charming. Carl Tart was texting me during uh the uh during the mental all. He still doesn't trust her. He's mad at her because last week she threw out Canada dry, which is for our listeners, Canada dry was barrel curled because he's the Canadian firefighter. But he found him dry, and she thought that he did she did Canada dry dirty because she broke up with him, like she jumped out hiding behind a tree like put kay and pepper, or her eyes

pretended to cry and cut like various people. So she thought that she did Canada dry dirty. I mean, look, it did feel like being home again, though, to be back in a room with men and tight pants women and jewel tone tops going banana pants and these guys you know what, swinging hard for his slot in Paradise. Because I'm gonna guess this was filmed months ago, and I'm gonna guess that each of these men had a

producer that was like, look, Canada Dry. We didn't. You didn't get a lot of air time because you think about if you make the pitch for ectually to Paradise, that is an entirely new stream of revenue. That's exactly, like I mean, it's such a smart move to just

be like, that's really I don't care if I was eliminated. Firstly, I'm going for it because grocery store out look at him grocery by the way, exactly, and you can get yourself a fab fun code if you go like it's all about first, they don't get paid on The Bachelor

because it's a game show. It to get like a hundred bucks and airs something not even I think they literally make nothing because when Lance Bass and I were applying to be on Amazing Race during right before COVID, they told my agent who did the like the application for us, because we were just trying applying to be on the regular one just everybody, that you make zero dollars because you're on it's a game shop. And by

the way, we were like, great, sign me up. Sure we weren't going to win because of me, but but we weren't going to lose. You you're pretty like you would not be afraid to just like run up to someone to be like, hey, I need your help with that. You don't have that, no, no, no, but I can't win in a foot race. I won't lose, like I'll come middle of the pack. Sure, because I'm scrappy and I'm and I'm smart and I can go talk to people. But I can't. I can't lift weights. Is that part

of it? I just give to carry a lot of stuff. Anyway, back to the Bachelor, I would desperately like no, no, no no. I would like to be the Bachelorette. I would like to be the Bachelorette, not a contestant, the one that the picker um. So the guys all came to play, and again it was the guys. I feel like the guys that sort of were quieter during the season. They knew if they were going to get to Paradise hond Me, they had to get noisy. A person like James who arrived in the box with his al capone

and vest. He didn't say anything all season and he was swinging hard. Love him in his new England accent, even though it says he's from long beause he is like full blown, like bring back Boardwalk Empire, because I'm ready to roll onto that set and do what I need to tell. And I find him, I would make out with that. I would make he would be for me up there. Andrew S. He's my number one Andrews, Andrews's top dog, number one, Andrews number two. I feel

like al Capone is a contender, definitely. Okay, So they come out and we see before we even get to the mental all, we got to talk with the most important thing. We see the dad. We see our sweet sweet U are sweet sweet Michael, and he's saying to him her, um, we sort of a preview of their love affair. No one can love you like I do. Um. And then his son is like, yes, but now we're not quite there yet. This was a preview of their

earlier Their preview of their earlier love affair. He said to her, no one can love you like I can. We will figure it out. Love is the only thing that matters. Um. And uh, you know andrew S left last week, and um, so so here we are. We're in New Mexico. She's walking with Tassia, who was honestly said nothing all season. And I feel like the producers are like Tasia, Caitlin's outshining you. You gotta get back

in the game. And and so she uh, she was like, you know, I didn't know, but Andrew, I didn't know what I had till it was gone, I until I said goodbye. And then Tasia's like, well, hometowns are next week, and She's like, I'm so confident about the guys, and I just want to say, I haven't told anybody I'm in love with them. It's the one thing I think I can give to my fiance. And then Tasia in the worst advice somebody could give, It's like, if you feel it, just say it. I said, it's lots of guys.

It wasn't just like that's such a producer move. What terrible advice? Do you think Tasha was trying to screw her over? No? I sort of thought it was bad ass of Tasia. I sort of loved her being like, I mean, you could love more than one person, can't you. I mean, I'm in love with you and the guy that don'ts what I mean I mean exactly, So I get how in that situation you could fall in love. I also love our plumber. I loved that plumber. We had a plumber that showed up last week in Rhode Island.

I have got a path for the toilet. Yeah, like nobody called for the plumber. I had just topped out of the shower and absolutely let him in, no questions, no questions. I'm buck naked. I'm like, Brian, Brian, you have to go deal with the plumber. So he like, there's a man here pounding on the door. Brian lets him in. I'm naked, Brian is no problem. But given to these not a problem. And then and then he's like,

needs to get into the room that I'm in. So I'm like scurrying and hiding behind furniture, trying to like throw like a robe on. Turns out he's adorable and was meant to be here. He did actually have something he had to do here. He fixed the toilet that I didn't even know. Look, it's not my house, it's my brother's house. I didn't know that. Apparently he actually had to be here at how cute with me. He

could have been on the battelot for sure. And in Australia we know tradinges get the ladies, right, he would have gotten the ladies. He would have gotten the lady if he was a trading he would have gotten the lady. Anyway, So here we are. She's like, look, I'm head of her heels, let's go. Zach wasn't my stronger relationship until I met his family. That's how you do it. So all the guys are talking. They're like, Greg is like,

I haven't introduced anyone to my family. Michael is like, part of it is that James is not being here. It weighs on me. Katie's answered my questions like she lives in Washington, I live in Ohio. I have a child. That now, that's what I want to talk about. So she's talking to Tasia. She says, I'm most nervous to meet Michael's parents, but I just want what is best for Michael and James. But I do picture, you know, I picture being a parent to James. I picture being together.

I would be idiot parents. I'm exciting about that. Um Like, all that's missing is me. It's already set up already. So then we see Michael talking face timing with his son. What's up, monkey boy? I miss him like crazy. He kept saying, I'm doing work, I'm doing work, see you soon, goes, I want to go to Disney World. He did say work trip a lot, as if, as if the more he said it, the more his six year old might believe.

He's like a three trying to calm this kid. And then he said, then the little boy was like three or four, goes, maybe Daddy don't want to see me, which breaks my heart, and he says daddy's on a work trip, and then he starts crying and Okay, So then he says he's I feel like he could have been honest with his son. Actually, what is that three year old? Now, he was just like, I'm going on a competition on ABC, and I'm going to see if if a girl likes me. This is how you find up. Yeah,

this is how you do it. Teach them early. So he's like and then he was like, then he starts crying, poor poor Michael, and he's like, look, he's wrong. I do believe he came here to find a wife. He says, James is the only certain thing I have in my life. So then he hugs and holds the production staff in a way that the production stuff seemed almost uncomfortable, and he was like, thank you, thank you for letting him use the phone. He's like, it's breaking me that I'm here.

When he's thinking that, now, I do agree that he had to go, so let me, just say what happened and we'll discuss it. I don't ever wanted to think that he's not enough. I know that this would be brutal when it starts, you know it's starting to be an effort. My son thinks that, like he doesn't want to be with me. He goes to Katie's door. He's like, I faced time with my son. When I came here, I was skeptical, but I got I changed that feeling it was because of you. And then went on our

one on one day. It was the greatest. But something happened which changes this for me. And um, he said, why don't you want to see me? I can't focus on anything else. It's wrong to give you half of what I could be. I'm going home and she was like, I did not see this coming. I'm so sorry all of it. And then she said I saw us going to the end. And he said, I'm not leaving because of us. I'm leaving because my son needs his dad. He canswered the stop watch, so he gave it the

first night. It's important because of time, time and love. I thought love was going to be the harder thing and then it's And then we just ran out of time, and then she says, I know it would have worked. I want to beg you to stay. He says, you made me better, you taught me a lot, you taught me how to love again. But he had no tears, and then the heart was racing in the hug, and she said our connection was unexplored. Um, it's hard to know him, Like, what would life would have been? I

would if I've chose Michael, I wanted it. I'm mad and I'm sad and very possible. My person just left. I don't under I think he left, which was right. Why didn't he say come with me. Why didn't he say if this doesn't work with somebody, Why didn't he say, I have to go, but I want to be with you, like I have to go get my son. He didn't work. Yeah, I believed every emotion he had when he was talking

to his son, that was very genuine. But when he started talking to Katie and stopped buying it, it's something about it just seemed really disingenuous. I think if you're in love with someone, you would say and I would think even the producers would push you to say, but also you might naturally say I am in love with you. I want you to meet my son as part of my hometowns. Just come with me, like, let's get out of here. And if he also if he didn't want to stay, he wasn't in love with her, I just

wanted to appear to be it. I agree with I wonder now, just to full disclosure, our b boy here, Brie Bi didn't watch the season. I didn't. This was my first episode, So I'm just saying that Brian and I watched it together except talking about and I loved Brian and I wanted Brian to be on. So I want to say, so when you saw you did not see a man, so you're fresh to this. You found him handsome, very handsome, and he does seem to love

his son more than anything. I believe that wholeheartedly, and I'm sure he did sort of fall in love with her, but at the end of it, there was no part of him that wanted to fight for her anymore. I do you think did you get a sense because Brian's watched many, many many seas do you both think? I think I think he wanted to be the Bachelor. Maybe I didn't see him. Was he kind of can I be like no, no, But I mean, like, why not

if you really are this in her? And if you think if you look, I don't know what his options are in Ohio. And if she's like, maybe I'll move, like she seems like a nice person. She seemed down to move to Ohio. The part of me wants to believe that maybe his son said that, and he just had some weird mental blake where he was like, what am I doing right Like, I'm on a fucking show right now and my kids at home and I'm just

I'm mourning my wife, Like what am I doing? The other part of me is just like, oh great, so now I'm out. I don't know, you know what I mean. I just he was not crying with water Company. He wasn't and it just did. The conversation with her, Honestly, it reminded me of some of Erica Jane's interviews in the last couple of episodes. It's just something about it felt not he's a criminal. If you guys, don't she she is on Real HOUSEHS at Beverly Hills. It's fascinating.

Even if you don't watch the show, you should watch The Hustler and the Housewife folding in real times. In real times, there's a housewife that there's a lot of like potential legal ramifications. In the last few episodes, she's acting like she didn't know about this, but I think she's acting. She's crying with tears, and he seemed to give off the same vibe to me. I with you and then when we see him later, which we'll get you. But in his died beard, his new beard, dijet black,

crazy eyebrow exs. It looked like they put makeup over his eyebrows, like like they put like concealer over his eyebrows and then the hair peeked through. It was very strange. But he did die his beard. However, he looks really he's really handsome. He's very handsome. I felt badly for her because I felt like I felt like she was the kind of person that actually did want to go be a mom and I actually thought that that standing ovation he received at the end was sort of undeserved.

But again, this is someone who didn't watch the season, so maybe no, but I have to say I didn't, But like, why didn't he bothered me that he didn't make a play for her. Yeah, even there, he didn't know. He didn't kind of he was, and I was sort

of proud of her, and we'll get to that. But like that, he was sort of like, well, if it doesn't work out at the end, and she was sort of like, you know what, I'm fine with how it all played out, yeah, because otherwise you stand out there and you go, I am so in love with you, over you. I would have done anything to stay I obviously couldn't. Like there's a way to play that. He

did not do any of that. All right, we're gonna take a quick break and we will be right back talking about the mental all and the men of Little Conton. Tell all, oh bones zone, time for the bone zone, and we're back. Okay, So here we are. That was very heartbreaking. We watched. We watched poor Katie get heartbroken

by the way. I don't blame her because he didn't seem that upset about leaving her um and I felt like he'd been really all in, like no one can love you like I can love you like and I to me, she gave him nothing but green lights, like like she was like, we'll figure it out. She even wore that dress, even that dress, so then we have so then you know, I'm never a fan of mental all where they just like the guys just like it's

hard for me. It's hard for me to even like take notes on some of it because I'm like, I don't even it's literally like the world's worst improv scene of like, okay, go cause controversy to get on Paradise. So we have Carl the motivational speaker. I'm sure he's

unpertius because he's such a ship tucker. I don't care if I never see him again, him going there's a guy here, this for the wrong reasons, multiple guys here, and so then they call him out, but he's still talking in circles and then like they're like, was it Thomas. He's like, of course, it's just like it's hard to watch men in tight suits fighting like that. Yeah, it's sort of pathetic. Yeah. So then we have drama Aaron. We saw Aaron that they had a pass with Cody.

There was something in San Diego, but again there was nothing. I was like, what was the thing like you're talking about like, basically it seems like you guys buried a body in Sandy Ago. That is the illusion. And then instead it's like you posted I'm gonna be famous in six months? All right, who cares? So is an idiot? Who cares? By the way, you look like they should start pointing out who's genuinely there for the right reasons, because that would be more of an anomal thing. Yeah,

this guy seems like he's actually here not to get famous. Dad. I feel like the dad actually felt there for the right reasons, which was shocking. So then, um, you know it's like I will be famous in six months. Carl was like, look, look, look as a witch hunt for the person of the day. Um, they're like, Luke bro, You've ruined the night for everybody. What did you know what we're doing? He's like, you know, Thomas was going

to drop another bomb and then he starts. So then we have Canada Dry starts coming in and then Carl says to him, all you you were here for the wrong reasons. You wanted to take it to the US and a beer when you got there. What's wrong with that? Yeah, let's talk about Canada Dry's hair. Well, yeah, so it was it was one. It was sort of like a spit curl like like you know from the tent. Absolutely

like Shirley Temple. It was like he took one of the ringlets from Shirley Temple's hair and put it directly in his forehead on an angle. It was such a strong choice. It looked like there should have been like he looked like a baby New Year hair, like you should have had right, something like it's a baby, it's a boy. It's a boy, it's a boy. Exactly, You're

absolutely right, it is baby New Year. And at the last minute he was all set to go, and then he ran in the bathroom and said one more thing, grabbed a curling iron hot as hell and curled back, sucking hair, and just that one and Gelda and was he wearing literal Canadian Texedo wasn't a. It was either Dena or the illusion of Dena. It was it's just the time I have to say it. I bought I bought copies of the Illusions for all of my girlfriends that they're gonna because it's like so personal. It is.

It's like, you know what, because you give the illusion that you're tough and you're thick, and that you're that you're like dog right with it. Really you're softy at exactly, you have the illusion of dena Exactly. I'm actually I'm actually a very thin weaved coo lot your shambrake exactly. Absolutely, that's the truth of it. That's the reveal. That's reveal. All right, you guys have earned a little talk about our vacation. Brian, you didn't wear in a cool lot,

but we both went feral swimsuit. I think I don't know why I brought clothes. I'll be honestly, I don't know why I didn't bring just a backpath, because I've worn nothing that I brought, and only um, yeah, only were the swimsuits. We went to an Oscar nominee's house. We did, and Brian is like, I'm going to wear it was at night for cocktails. It was, and Bryan said, I'm going to wear my shues and not only that, I'm gonna wear my rain jacket tucked into my swimsuit.

Is it raining? Sure isn't. Brian did tuck his raincoat into his swimsuit, and off we went to this Oscar nominee's house for cocktails. There we went by the way. We did bring three quest songs, as you do for car jail. We brought three croissons and said, you know what, they'll be day old by the time you eat them and giving them up amongst yourselves. We didn't want to spring for four we got they were they were four dollars each. So we spent twelve dollars on three quissons.

And that's so excited. That's a lot for a quess. I agree. I don't I'm going to do with the don't care Meryl straight, I'm gonna do a little tip. It is so much more impressive to show up with three delicious, big goods than it is with an overpriced bottle of wine, even though it's only twelve dollars, which it still was like, well, no, that's exciting. People want that. I gotta say they were excited that we showed up with three questions and a little box and I tied

a ribbon on. Also, here's the thing that I promise you we'll get back to the Bachelor mental all. Here's let's just here's a little flavor of little Compton, Rhode Island. Brian and I loved going to the dump and there was a man. This is a little little interaction of what you get at the dump. Brian, tell them about when you asked the guy if the dump was open on Sunday. So I went there on a Saturday and Arden and I wanted to find out if the dump was open on Sunday because you have to take your

own trash to the dump. They don't pick it up. So like every week, we love the love it, love it. There are four different stations. There's the card board, there's the trash, there's the plastic, recycle electronics, all of it. So you just go. There's even a modem drop off and you have to drive like each one. It's almost at Disney read to drive up and around to all the country. Yes, as you say, you have to have a town sticker, which I got from Anita at town Hall.

Who remember my mother told me to come get a hot dog from her at the town beach. That's right, shout out Anita. So I simply asked this man are you open tomorrow and on Sundays on Sundays? And he goes tomorrow Sunday. And I was like, yeah, are you Is the dump open tomorrow? And he goes, no, I mean it's Sunday. No, no, no, no, no, he goes,

We're closed on Sundays. And I was like, okay, thank you, and he goes, we're closed on Wednesdays and Sundays, and I was like, got it, and then he stopped at me. It was like, because you know how some people are closed Saturday and Sunday. A lot of people close Saturday and Sunday. It works Saturday a Sunday. We do work Saturday. We don't work Wednesday or Sunday. So those are the two days we take off. What am I going to at work seven days a week? You have to know

you're right, you're right. And then he says, you have to have two days off. Yeah, you have to two days off. And then he said while I was putting cardboard in the cardboard section, he said that section is only for CODBOYD And I was like, right, yeah, I'm putting the cardboard and he goes, okay, because anything else it's you know, it's not gonna work. And I was like, okay. He just wanted to talk to me so badly, and I loved it. We're going to go talk to him

again at some point next time. We're here, all right, and we're back. We're back. That was our drump bitch. We'll tell you about Brian Biden crackers at the general store. That's a teeth to come in the next section, are in Mary's Gone crackers. I'll kick those boners down. So then um so then so then we have the Canadian guy and it's Textedo with his baby new yeark Caral. He goes one second, shut the fuck up. Somebody said not very Canada. That was not very Canada dry. And

then the firefighter cats screaming. Clearly one of his friends from like Calgary was like, keep screaming fake news, keep screaming fake news. He keeps screaming fake news, fake news. That's fake news, Carl, you got fake news? Topical clever, clever. Yeah, so he was. But by the way, I have to say, Canada dry was not a sure thing to go to Paradise. And I feel like he was noisy enough at Mental

Long and made that strong hair too. I mean, he's the VO five moment, like, yeah, he should get in there just because seem to his hair in the morning at the beach. VO five moment for our old school listeners, they took he took like Season one Robbie with the falcon, Like remember the falcon hotter. They all had that swoop Robbie's falcon. Now he put it on his side and he's got like he's got the barrel curled Baby New Year way as it's it is. It's a barrel, it's

a what did you call a spit curl. It's a spitcral. So then um so then somebody he says half the size twitter. Oh, so then we see that you can't trash talk. These guys can't trash talk. And then they start calling out Hunter, Hunter for lying, Hunter for going I didn't say that, I didn't say there was top four. I didn't say that I loved her. No no, no, no no no. And like he tried, he owned it, but he only owned half of it. And you saw him, and you go, something's wrong with that guy. Yeah, I

think I think that there. I don't know, just something seems not all there. I'm not suggesting he was high or anything. Just he didn't seem fully cooked. That's all I'm gonna say. He just seems like maybe he got out a little early. And then he started he started trying to split hairs for being in love. And by the way, Canada dright heard splitting hairs. It was like

not mine, hunting. Yeah, there's not one split. By the way, who I don't know who else doesn't have a split head of hair al capone certainly not now with those spats and hair. Absolutely not. He's got like up, he's got like what's that old fashioned? Like that can that

like palm made that cream. I have to say that the but that the James, the guy that arrived, and he arrived the first night in a gift box that they didn't open for like three hours, and he came out always in a vest, in a tight everyone that night was sweating. He came out in a tight wool three piece suit and not a hair was out of place. That's our guy. And by the way, didn't say anything all year. I really enjoyed him, and I felt like he had a strong enough following last night. He swung

hard enough. I hope he arrives in Paradise. I would make out with him on the beach and Sylida, will you watch Paradise because it's the best show on television. I made you watch below. Dick, you gotta get back in. You got to get it back. It's to you know what I mean. I have my coffee in the morning and then I had to check around my place. You have to set your hair, to set my hair, and you've got to wear your baby Sue to Oscar Nominees house. I have to go get my mail every day, but

Sundays and Wednesday. Yeah, so maybe on Wednesday or Sunday I can do it. Maybe because this is the dump open on wess on Wednesdays. It's most you know, it's so funny, the most plains are called Saturdays, like the funny trink. Okay, I didn't know that the best way to remember Wednesdays and Sundays. Okay, okay, great because most places are most places are close Saturday, Saturday and Sunday. Okay, great,

that's great, Okay, good. So then we see Tray. Tray was such a physically cute guy and such a little tattle tale dank and he's like, you know, he was cute. I don't know what he was cute. He was a dink um. And then basically Connor goes, look, he was my roommate and Hunter was falling in love with Katie. If he were like Nanna, nonna, no, he's like he was, He's like, well, you're wrong. Uh, everyone's entitles your opinion and then Connor was like, and your opinion is wrong.

And then Connor, here we go. It's gonna be talking about Connor the bad kisser. Now you knew nothing about Connor, but you saw Connor and you immediately went ah, like you had a visceral reaction to Connor. Well, I only had a visceral not for his looks or anything. I had a really visceral reaction when he pulled out the ukulele. So I was like, Oh, so that's what you're doing here. And I sort of felt like, I know you're probably gonna be on Paradise. I don't know the we need

to see you on paradise. You you you performed, You've performed twice here tonight you did the ukulele, and then I know we'll get to it. The plants in the audience. I can't do. I mean those two things a lot. It was sort of like, all right, so you had two huge moments on this that we're not genuine at all, So what do we need to see you again for? And and one of our incredible listeners googled that woman. She's also an aspiring singer the plant. Of course she

is because a little bit by the way again. I hate being mean about it. She was a little out of his league. I think, yeah, she looked like, um, there's a really really cute actress. I can't remember her name. Oh, Abigail Spencer. She looked just like Abigail Spencer, and UM, yeah, I just felt like anyway, so let's get to that. So then we see we see hunter. Um his hunter goes uh, so we see it. He had a bad kiss. I thought you were the one. It was so easy,

but then when we kissed there was something missing. By the way, he did a cuter in the cat costume. He had more game in the cat costume. But he was such a thirsty kisser, so thirsty and so thirsty to get his songs out. He's jed two point oh dog food jingle jed. He goes, how bad of a kid, sir? Am? I I started out so strong? What did I do wrong? The spark wasn't there, and they Tansia asked him straight up, have you ever been told you're not a great kiss her?

He texted two or three people that he kissed, which made me feel protective of him, and he said, am I a trash kisser? I did love that line. I thought that was great. That was cute. By the way, even if he is, how do you tell him like, yeah you are, you can't. I thought that he didn't. Honestly, his kisses to me didn't look like trash kiss They were there, did they were? They were They were very passionate that they were disgusting in real time. They were disgusted.

And then all of a sudden, this plant, who Brian noticed was my fully miked, goes, I know you can't be a bad kisser. So then Tara, who's looking to get a record deal from an A and R person, comes down. They do the grossest kiss ever. They go on a scale at once. To Chen, she says eleven, like how how badly did the producers need to like pump him up before paradise? It was hard to watch. Yeah,

I mean it was. It just was so faith that it wasn't fun, Like no one up on first meeting someone on television kisses like that so familiar, like just did it just coll of it and delta variant. Yeah, it just didn't. I don't know, none of it rang true to me. I was like fine with the moment, like okay, but I don't know why they're giving him so many stunts And I didn't watch this season, so maybe he made a really big impression. And then he pulls out of freaking ukulele again and she was pissed.

Who wouldn't be He's stealing the show with something that's not stealing show worthy. I can't And then he's saying, I don't think he got one chord right on that thing. And he was saying about bromance. I'm not into him. I mean, that's I hate saying this. I don't know this person. He just is not my favorite based on last night, not now. He's no Andrews. Andrews is professed. All right, we're gonna talk about Andrews when we come back. I'm doing a good job remembering to take all the

ad breaks. The eagle is landed and we're back, all right, Andrews. Let's talk about Andrews. No, you've never seen him before. No, this was love it first sight for me. I didn't I had to warrant you about his fake British accent, but goddamn it, what akutie, talk to me about your feelings? Just so handsome, seems like such a good, solid guy. He's the one that I would have just stole my heart last night. I loved him. I hope he's a

bachelor too. Unfortunately, I think it's gonna be him or Mike. Alright. What's hard is that there's a whole other bachelor at so, someone from that season, and they'll feel more current. So it probably depends on how hard you smash b I p although, although can't you be the batstor if he wasn't Fulton? Right? Yeah, maybe that was the only time though, good point. And Nick Vial Yeah, and what about the other one who did the first half of that season

with Tasia, Oh Claire, Yeah, good point. I mean I know she was on an original woman, she kept coming back. Yeah, that's a great point. That's a solid point. Bryan with a solid point. So we have Andrew, We had his fake accent. Andrews has never felt these feelings before. This can't be happening. I've been waiting for somebody to pick me for me, pick me for a but we never

had a bad moment. It just wasn't enough. Um. Tasia brought up that she respect did that he had been very open about challenges and interracial relationships face um, and they were talking about the conversation that he had with her, that she killed it, that he wanted to be realistic as a black man. He's not going to shy away from it. Um. He deserves to be chosen. They said, you deserve, you do, and you will. I'm a hopeless romantic. I grew up watching rom coms with my mom. He

is so cute, he's I feel like ABC should Pickham. Definitely, definitely just pick him. Now, get it on the bucks, get it on the books, get it on the bucks. Because he's fantastic. I felt like he was so watchable to like, he's someone you want to watch. And I felt like he was swinging hard and I felt like he he hit the ball like he swung hard, hit the ball. And he seems like a really nice person. He's so handsome, he's sweet, like really all in on.

Andrew's tell us what happened at the General Store when you went to buy Mary sun crackers. Oh? Yes, So, I don't know if anyone's familiar with Mary Scott crackers. They're only the grainiest cracker in the biz, the driest, crunchiest, pop your teeth out. Um, so they sold them at the General Store here or in, and I got a box, went to the counter and the one behind the counter says, have you tried these? The disgusting? And I was like, oh, no, I haven't tried them, which was a lie because I

just wanted her to continue. And she was like, some people buy them. I think the soap gross. They taste like dirt. They're absolutely awful. And I was like, okay, well maybe I'll try and because well the disgusting. And then she looked me up and down and she goes, you know what, you'll like them. I love that And I was not offended. No, it was honestly a brilliant moment for me. I loved it. You're gonna love them. You're gonna love them. They're disgusting there. They taste like dirt.

I don't know why anyone buys them. Don't we order the You're gonna you are gonna love of them and they're disgusting. Love them, God, I love it. Here's so much. Here's the one. Who here's another one. We go to the fruit stand. I have I see this hot hot guy was very hot. He's there with his son, like teenage son. He's like a tough kind of trading you get the ladies kind of a guy. He's got a huge bag of corn. I go, oh you haven't. He

lets us cut in front of him, such a gentleman. Yeah, he was so hot and I was like, oh, thank you, like you know, yeah, yeah, you know that much like great And I was like, oh, you're having corn. I heard the corn is really good. He's like. I was like, I hav't hot he yet? He was what are you waiting for? And I was like I loved it. I was like, well, my friends coming, so i'll have it when she comes, going to treat her like a Queen's

like she didn't even know what she's getting like. It was like he was already like so enraged that we hadn't had it yet. It was so hot, Ye, what are you waiting for? What are you waiting for? I loved it all right, and we're back. So then we have Michael shows up, the dad with his big old beard and he's sad. He and then he was like to see you go. She was upset. You could tell

she was still hurt by him during this. Yeah, she was like not wanting to focus on her No, no, she was sort of like you know what I think she felt like what we felt like, I think she will Yeah, and she was like I saw us going to the end. He had his eyebrow axe, he had his crazy beard, and he's like, you know, being a parent, you know, pursuing this takes away from one of the thing as a single parent. Um. It was just like they're like, they asked, I can't imagine saying goodbye? How

hard was that? Um? If? And then she they asked him if Katie said she'd give it a shot, would you still do it? And he said a hundred. Um, they're talking about if love so. But then he gave good audience. He said, if love exists, it will in a way. How lucky would you be to fall in love twice? Um? But I felt like Katie, everyone except skating. Yeah, she felt like I was there. Why didn't you say I feel this way. I have to go for James right now. Come with me if you need to finish

it at the like, come find me after all of it. Um. Then we see how terrible the smack talk was. These guys could not ship talk. It was almost like so boring that who cares. Well. It's also like, guys, if you got along. You can say that too, yeah, exactly. So then we have the whoa whoa contest. So Brian, you missed it. It was one week whack off, week off whack off. But they there was no ramifications. They never checked in on it. There was never it was like,

what meaning do you have a week off? You had to not jerk jerk off for a week, but then there was Then they just dropped it like it was like, what is happening here? Um? So uh it was. I didn't understand when the Canada dry I said, when you wake up, it's not working. I don't know what he was. I was confused by that too. I didn't know what he meant. We learned that the dad jerked off. Oh

I think he meant. Actually maybe because they're like booze infused and on camera and stressed out, then maybe they just couldn't get it up, all right, that's fair booze infused. So then we see Caitlin and Jason. Um they go on a podcast. There's no podcast, guest. I'm sorry, they're

so cute. I love them together. Are cupid. If anyone ever proposed to me on a podcast, I would be like, oh, well, I'll say yes because I guess we're on air, But like at the end of this fucking now, oh my god, artad ardents on my knee, don't give me that ring, right, Do not give me that right, Bryan. I just want to say, there's no and there's no production team here

today for a reason. Look when I saw you get screamed at by the man at the dump and the woman at the and the woman like I don't know what your situation is for how you feel about me, but having you sleep in my brother's room, I just feel like I cannot imagine having one more day being a freeloader and not having you by my side. Will you marry me? Franzoppy. You're wearing a swimsuit with a dress advisor and glasses and headphones. How could I not?

How could I not? I dressed after you, I said, at my best dress, so you would not be into that. I think that's so unromantic when you I would want it just to be someone. When we were in little Content told us the story about someone who took their gal out to a lighthouse and proposed on this little island with a lighthouse. That's what I want. Who told you that the kidains. Yeah, who did it? One of

your friends? Yeah, that's cute. Yeah, I loved that. I have to say, even I wouldn't want to be proposed to on a podcast. He was very sweet. It was so cute. It was very cute. Well, here's crazy because they first met on her he was a guest on her podcast. That's how he was saying that, Like when I was a first a guest here and you were interviewing me and I was describing my dream girl. Little did I know you were going to become my best friend. Like, so they met because he came on her podcast. God,

it's so cute. I loved them. He was the buffalo kiss kiss kiss guy. I loved it. I love them, I love her. I love that. I'm happy for that. Probably my favorite bat her rain got really her ring was really cute. She's my favorite one too. Um, I'm looking at my best friend, my future wife, the mother of my children. Out comes Katie. We're gonna take my final break because I'm remembering too, and we'll be right back. I don't know about you, but things agatting so hot

in you, I think I gotta take back. Okay, we're back. She comes out and her crazy green dress. Yes, that was not a good dress. She's so beautiful. I thought she looks pretty. It's just like, yeah, the dress itself was sort of underwhelming. The car, not the color. The color. I thought her hair and makeup look great. I am the worst at fashion. You look great in your bathing suit when we went to talking about that's what I'm talking. When he went to Dame Dame Judy Dench's house, yeah,

I wore my swimsuit and my sucking brain coach. So then he says, I never wanted to leave. I had to leave from my son. Um, you know. Uh, it was just it was. They asked him she would give him a second chance. He was like, I had to move forward, which I loved, loved Andrew. They asked if he had anything to say. He busted out that stupid accent again. Hello, my love. He's so fucking adorable. He should never do that again. He's got to stop at

the accit. Can you handle the accent? I don't love it? Great. So then Trey tries to bust in and uh, it was like it was Trey Trudgy counting. It was tragic. The best thing was Aaron busting and saying I was encompassed by a lot of conflict. And when she said thanks Thomas, who was the villain of the season, who he was like trying to like throw under the bus the whole time I died, it would be like me screaming like thanks, you know, thanks Dorinda, like or I

don't know, like this whatever villain. That would be the meanest thing anyone could at least dare you or would be like thanks, Megan Markle's dad, That's exactly what I'm gonna do next time, right. I wouldn't appreciate that, Okay, well, you know what if the shoe fits fair enough, fair enough, you know, I'm just mad at you that you that you didn't like the special outfit that I put on for you to. I love it. I do love it.

What am I wearing? A swimsuit? A Kingdom dress? You should look adorable as always an advisor and your glass enormous glass, enormous glasses, plug in headphones, honey, right right for the pod. You're ready to go? What do you wearing? No shoes? One piece swimsuit. It's gorgeous. I've got hair like a I'm also wearing a suit I've got hair like a muppet. Yeah, okay. So then we have uh so thanks Thomas was so great. Um, and then we have Connor. Be was like, okay, you know that you're here.

I'm never of course I'm going to sing my stupid song. I can't. And and Thomas video chatted. Everything shifted, everything switch you know what Carlina and I were texting. He does have nice skin, He's a he's a handsome guy, Thomas, He's just a ding don. Yeah. No, he must see his handsome I must just see him. But I know that he's a dick. But he was a dick. And that was really the end of That was really the end of the episode overall. Are you invested enough that

you're going to watch next week? Sure? You think? Because next week's Fantasy Suits is when they go ball, you may as well start at Fantasy Treats and then watch the finale so you can come with us to Paradise. I will check it out. Why did you cut the Bachelor of every all the garbage that you watched? I know why that if it were an hour, I would do it. It just got to be too much. I know. I'm so sorry. You should be humiliated. You gonna love it. It is disgusting. Yeah, I know you're gonna love it.

It's disgusting. All right, Well, we sure appreciate you being here. Look is now when I think all my fans or yeah, you should think you fans. Okay, great, I have to say that everybody's really nailing it. And uh um, we love when you send us your when you love us on iTunes and leave us reviews. Here's some great reviews we got faces from kN Sharp seventy seven five stars. Such a delight, huge doughboy fan and found art and

on the dough a thon. So fun to hear my favorite doughboys and comedy babe and guests on with you and your magical voice on hot Takes. Do you think I have a magical voice? Of course, Hello, I'm magic. Okay. Here's one more that we got. This is from Davis Show one five stars amazing, ten out of five stars. I love this podcast, Art and you crack me up, and I love the variety of guests you bring in each week. Some of my faves are Jerry, Miles and

Lacy also a huge fan of the production team. Shout out to Tanna and Katie, thank you for making this weekly recap. It seriously makes my Wednesdays more exciting and I'm always looking forward to hearing you and your guests takes on the episodes. Thank you for the last you said some time in Rhode Island Metanna, what Tanna highlight? Tanna does a really good well. I I've always loved her. She's just like one of the good ones. She's such

a great person. But I do love how. There was one morning we were you and I were doing like some stupid gym class on Instagram, Yes, and she walked in and just stared at us doing it and would didn't say anything, just was like watching us. And I looked over and she had that like sort of dead band look, and it cracked me off. Yeah, she like literally like we were like good We're like good morning, good morning, and she just stared at it. It wasn't

she was, because I think she was. It was the morning after she got here and we were like hi, Hi, Hi, hi hif we were extra okay. So here's an email that we got. You can email us at Rose Podcast at gmail dot com. Inside info on Blake and Canada Dry High Art in the production team not sure if you listen to Will's podcast your favorite thing, but he gave some pretty juicy insider infro from when he was

filming the episode he was on. Apparently, Blake and Brandon a ka Canada Dry know each other from back home. They're apparently good friends and grew up together. Blake even convinced Brandon to go on the show. When he got cast, Brandon had no idea Blake was going to come on the show, so it was a complete shock to him and Blake showed up. This is apparently a big storyline that the producers cut out. Wonder why, but it makes a lot of sense why Brandon specifically went to Blake's

room and he got cut to say bye and brow out. Anyway, I love the show, Lisa, you know what I love. What do you think of Blake? You remember Blake the last season? Though he was I thought he was. I do think he's cute. He is cute. You're cute? Well, here, will you help us pick a tweet of the week?

Of course, you guys, if you want to participate in Tweet of the week, tweet to myself or anahosny H O S S N I E H or art and marine m y r I n by midnight Pacific time Monday nights, a tag hashtag w y a t r um if you want to be considered. This is from Britt Paulson at Beer. It switching channels between these super jelled bros yelling about followers and the U S gymnastics team is quite the whiplash between two ideals of the American That history is very That is quite a contract.

I have to say. I'm gonna actually this was not a tweet, but it was one that it was one that Tannis sent me that actually made me laugh really hard. She was texting with and um Carl last night. And I don't know if you if you watch, if you watch below deck, but there's a girl on there who's very into like daddy. Daddy. OHI So this is a text I got, but I'm gonna submit it from Tanna for tweet of the week. Uh, maybe Daddy don't want to see me. That's how both his son and Katie felt.

For sure, for sure, that's a good one. That's a good one. I'm going to submit that as a tweet. Okay, um okay, Uh, Michael's go okay. This is from Nicki La Misha at m lamsha uh. In a year full of change for Bachelor Nation, one thing remains constant. If you want to sit in the audience for the tell All show, you better be wearing a jewel. Toel is

the requirement. Yea. This is from Corey Maidens at Corey Maiden's Michael's goatee and haircut, have big e old twin energy, A very I dream of Genie Vies and the Final One Lauren Ene Johnson at Words by l I J. Producers interviewing potential audience members for the Mental All on a scale of one to ten, How aggressive is you're kissing? And are you willing to kiss a cat on TV? All right, we need to narrow them down to two.

I think gymnastics, gymnastics and then what's your second choice? Listen, Tannis never speaking, We're gonna go between Tanna's text and okay, so this is between hopefully this is between Britt Paulson at beer It switching channels between these super jilled bros yelling about followers and the U S gymnastics team is quite the whiplash between two ideals of the American man and uh Tanna's text tweet. Maybe Daddy don't want to see me? That's how with his son and Katie felt epic. Tanna,

I think, Tanna, did we pick a winner here? I'm going Tanna. I'll always go town. I gotta go Tanna too. I've never submitted. It made me laugh so hard, particularly after watching all the all the below deck Mediterrane. There's so much daddy, Daddy, Daddy daddy that maybe Daddy don't want to see me anymore. Uh, ladies and gentlemen, I know this is kind of cheating, but she's not here, Tanna, you won tweet of the week by attack. Congratulations. Congratulations

Tan's Hosier. Brian Sofie. Where can people find you? What would you like to promote? At Brian Sofie, you can find you. Listen to Attitudes, listen to ask Rona. There's the podcasts, and then the new season one starts sept And You're on and You're on you with Penn Bagley. You that comes out. I don't know they didn't set a date yet. Later this very handsome, Yeah, very handsome, very very low key and cool. Do I do? I

want to make it my height? Any final Rhode Island Stories you want to share, um, well you'll be hearing from my attorney. Okay, great, But I just I don't want you know what, this is so disgusting of me. I don't like promoting it because I just wanted to stay like this. You don't want people to go to

the Dump. And all I'm gonna is, you haven't lived until you've been to the Dump, until you've had a Greek salad at a one pizza, until you've listened to all of the voices happening in Wilber's, until you've jumped off a diving board. You know what, I think, it's just too special, you know what it really is. But it's also there's nothing to do. There's also zero to

do here. I asked Anna what her favorite thing was, and she said eating ice cream and watching below debt, right, because that's sort of you can be active during the day, but at night it's sort of like no. I mean, you've got to get literally nothing to do, get your shows lined up. The Dump is like a big outing in for us in Rhode Island. Definitely, other people might be on a boat or something. We're like getting yelled at by people that don't Definitely well my name is

artam Raine. I gotta say thank you for watching that episode last night. Thank you for being my guest in Rhode Island. I would like to go back there with you next year. And uh I'll be back next week with some more shenanigrams. Ladies and gentlemen, Please don't forget to party until we meet again. Didn't make you horny too enough to watch? To watch that two sweeps next week? Maybe I think you should? Yesople, that's exciting. Yes, I will, I will, I will take it under considerations. Two weeks

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