"LIVE AT DYNASTY TYPEWRITER BACHELORETTE DRAFT PICKS 2021!" w/ Rob Benedict, Paget Brewster, Doug Benson, Carl Tart and Erin Foley!

This was supposed to just be online. And then when Biden risked his nap, he ripped off the mask and we were like, wait a minute, would our maniac fans come play with us. We're like, yeah, they would. And so first of all, we're a Dynasty typewriter. Thank you so much. Dynasty were their first hybrid. Hello to people watching at home. Shout out to people watching at home. I feel like I've been like a soda bottle that's been shook up in my house for fifteen months, and

I'm like vaxed up and I'm ready to go. I got Jerry Trainer on my skirt. I got the Sentinel, excuse me, the Sentinels filming eye Carly right now. But he's really here, all right, Well, we just have to keep it moving. This is I also have to tell you because it's live streamed. You know, Normally I would play like Barracuda for people coming out, because I'm classy like that. But we have to do like royalty free music. So excuse me the production team. Excuse me that production team,

stand up, waved the crowd. Katie Levine and Dr Anna Hannah Montana Banana. Dr Banana sent me a link. She's like, oh my heart has a Royalty free music library, and

I thought, great, okay, cool. She didn't mention that it was like fifteen thousand of the worst songs on Earth, And so Dr Banana and I Thursday night we talked was supposed to be ten minutes, and I think it was like two and a half hours, and we clicked through every genre to pick out the worst song we could find for each person to come out and make them dance with me, because and I do dance, and I've been in my house with minton Um. So let's just bring what's you guys ready? Are you ready to

start the show? Does everybody have their sheets of paper to make their draft picks and their pencils okay, great, excuse me, excuse me, any idea book? Excuse me? Okay. First up, it's the It's the woman that I started this entire thing with in her kitchen. Um. You know her. She was a writer on One Day at a Time on Netflix. Um. She has the most amazing stand up comedy album that came out like truly, it's so freaking funny. If you need a laugh, it's called Deep Dive. But

most important, she is my platonic life partner. What your hands together for, Aaron? Fine? Turn it up? Damn it. I have shorts under my Jerry skirt. Aaron, this is for you. You're sitting right there. Hi, that's your seat. Yep, that's how you do it? Is it? Turn on? There? We gonna try it. Could we have kick started? Uh? Put a kick started together? Some fucking music or Sammy play again? Yeah? Turn it out? This is my block? Well you're fuck that will? Fine? You set there? Thank good?

Keep it going, Sammy. Next up here we go. Are you ready? Are you ready? Okay? I fear not. I haven't loved my house in fifty months. Okay, next up? You know him as God, I'm supernatural. Uh, you know from Lucifer. You know him from his podcast Kings of Gone, but most importantly he's Bastor of the Year one Ladies and Gentlemen, Rob at last year. I Hi, Rob, that's your scene right there. Oh my god, I'm so great song, Rob, that you had a great song. Hid. Actually I have

not like moved around in fifteen months. It's been a months. Been a minute, okay, but you know what, let's just keep it moving, Okay. Our next person covering to this change. He's freaking awesome. He is our newest edition to believe you E said this Rose podcast. We freaking love him. He's a writer, a comedian, and an actor. You know, I'm from comedy Bang Bang. He was also a writer on Brooklyn nine nine and he's currently a writer. I'm Keenan.

Put your hands together for my Pando new friend, Carol, don't find a calture. Calture, this is happening. Yeah. I think Banna and I did pretty well dr burnetto with our songs. Yeah, except for the first one. It was great. Yeah. Whatever, Okay, keeping a movie. Oh can I interrupt for a quick tickend? It's time to meet our alcohol. The drivers here with our alcohol. Yeah, postmated alcohol tone to come in, go

get the alcohol head out your block. We wrote down on the note breach it to the wine nose on the stage. It should be a secret. All these cups are empty in anticipation for now. Up next, you know this person from criminal mind surprised? You know all this person from another period? Excuse me? You might know this person has the most symmetrical face on earth. Our secretary of State, my best friend, ladies and generant page at Preston. She's got a tip to the line. Yeah, oh yeah,

you tip that came down. You took a pig time get it both pink does? She makes she's seven a blog? Excuse me? Who's got a bird? Shaff? Everybody but Herod? What them? Where's your merchard? That's how you dare with? Okay? Great, keep a casual, keep it moving, exhausted, Last up? First, did you like? Did you like your song? Thank you? This is what I do every Friday at five in my house. The pandemic has been great for me. I just do it alone with mitten to me out. Okay,

moving along? Are you ready for your final Bachelor draft? Pick Helper? You know him as a brilliant stand up comedian. You know him as a podcast host. Uh. He hosts Doug Loves Movies. He hosts Wide World of Dougs. He hosts Getting Dug with High Excuse me, he's a Rookie of the Year. And when I think what kind of music just Doug Benson listen to driving around Los Angeles? I just know I know when you you'll think of that, I go, oh, yeah, that's gotta be Doug Benson, ladies,

and I'm a duck. That's it. Blessed care comes Dug Batches, don't this is his five? This is fucking to bens? Is five? Drop that? Guys? I must be that. I didn't bother this room but me? Are you guys ready to start the draft? Pick? Bats? All? Rats? What me trying on? All right? That was a great Doug Benson song, Wasn't that so Doug Benson? Before we start, I'm gonna give out a present. Excuse me? Excuse is me boner alert? Look at who's that fucking who's that hot lady? Meet

the authors? Aren't an admittance? Yeah? I made a puzzle in me and my cat recreating my eighth grade photo because I know what's up? Who flew here. Okay, oh my god, you both did. All right, you guys are getting a signed book. And but it's pluzzles. It's a pluzzle. I can't toss it. Here we go. It's a puzzle you No, you can't leave. Mostly just keep you from us. All right, here we go. Here's the name of the game. We're going as we do, We're gonna be picking. Here's

the there the categories to keep note of. Okay, top three in order, who's gonna win? Who are the two that are getting boned in a hot tub? Siwhere? And then kicked to the curb, who's gonna be the next bachelor? And it could they could you could have both that you could have the same list. I don't know you're thinking, sir. I don't know how you think, sir. Then we have um drunk on the first night, the villain, and then thirstiest of like who's just there to get Instagram followers

the most? Okay, are you guys ready? Pardon? Oh, Craig Craig. All right, let's just write it in everybody writing Craig Craig. Okay, wait, Carl Rob did you hear that? Okay, so we're adding in one category. Everybody has to write it on their own. It's Craig crazy, so um into the Craig Craze is just the person who's not the villain, but it's freaking Banianna's just like full Baniana pants, who is a perfect example of Craig Craig from the Daniel Great Dan Dale Daniel,

who was like Crystal Daniel. You get the gist. Okay, yes, side note. ABC could not be more delighted in the ad campaign, which I feel like they've really like cheeped out without like they gave her like two dollars and but I feel like they're so excited to have every vibrator to like see what all the buzz is about. She met, Okay, here we go. All right, so Rob you're going to start off. Here we go our first Yes,

it is thank you. My thumble of wine is at my feet and my Halston glasses will be coming out. Excuse me, nan, I has to see alright, first up year old insurance right here. Okay, wait, we're gonna here comes eron right here? Okay, you want to make that full screen? Is that a thing we could do? Or is that here? All right? They thank you, Sammy as you're reading that, I'll read this. It's easy to see that Aaron is strapping young man. But don't be fooled

as much more to this. California said that means the I Aaron currently works in sales, enjoys the outdoors and lifting weights. Uh he was, Yeah, he's thoughtful, sensitive, ambitious, saying then five years time, he hopes to own his own business and work for himself. But does it say what it is? Like? What is just general business? Some kind of business that does business? I's crazy, busy, I'm crazy. He's looking for a woman who's down to earth, smart, funny,

just like, oh my god, excuse me. He plans to leave a legacy behind, so he needs a partner who's going to support him. I don't encourage his dreams. I don't know I could break that. Aaron says he could be acrosstinator, but right now he's done wasting his time and ready to find his wife. What is this whole stapor tooth tiger tattoo of family initials? It just says he has one tattoo to his family's initials as big as fears are rats and sabretooth tigers. Well, too bad.

For him. I have a saber tooth tiger in my house. He's afraid of rats because one my nest in his hair. What do you guys, how do you guys feel about I feel like he's a contender. I feel no nobody you have a previous run in with his saber tooth tiger. Be afraid of something that's extinct? Is it extinct? We'd all be afraid. Yeah, I wouldn't actively fear of sabertooth, but I don't think i'd feel good. Like anybody that says legacy is a fucking hard pot, you know what,

You're absolutely right? Like my ovaries panicked as soon as I heard I want to leave a legacy. I'm like, that's a lot of pressure, you know what I mean? Like a kid? All right, all right, but that's like four paget Are you in on Are you in on erin? I'm not sorry, We're all in on Erin. We're just not in on erin. Don't say that long. Is it possible to turn our queen arand Mike up a little bit? I need to hear this, this gal right here? Yeah,

we need a refresher. It's Katie the loudest chicken the p t A yeah, like with the but she came forward and was like, hey, this is a problem and we need to figure right, do you robbed her? You called her die? Yeah, dildobey. She was she was a snitch. She was snitches get stitches, Carl, or did they get Victoria? I thought was gonna give her stitches? But she was

all talking Victoria. Did you like Victoria? We'll talk about it. Okay, all right, that's a maybe, Ladies and gentlemen, Victoria everybody. And she's riding a sabertooth tiger. Okay, all right, she's been eyeing that for a long time. Carl is up with Andrew M. All right. Next up is Andrew M. That mother uh. Andrew M is a deputy district attorney, so he is also a snitch. I don't think he

got vaccinated. I feel like he didn't get back. When he's not in the courtroom, you can find Andrew and coaching youth water polo or building bonfires on the beach. Fun fact. Andrew loves to play pranks like putting people in jail. Andrew loves the sample men's fragrances from magazine and serious Is that really in there. Yeah, Andrew loves woodworking. And when Andrew M graduated from college, he tebowed on stage with tebowing, I'll remember the tim tebow like praying symbol,

which this dude's thirty one. So when he graduate from college, that ship wasn't cool like that. You're right, because that would have been like eight years ago. Yeah, like two thousand and left. It was kind of no no, so he so when he went to get the diploma head, I thought he was really getting hit in. Uh. Also has a fun side and a great sister humor because he's act sure, Doug, how are you feeling about Andrew M? Not great? I really feel like I need to get

to know him better. I do. I don't really feel like he's showing us the real Hey, Kitty and Anna, can you just tell like does it? We'll come back to you in a second. Just like a little bit of where Katie's from. Like all I know is that she's a snitch and she has a vibrator. Okay, all right, I am next and I am reading andrew S. He's twenty six. He's a pro football player from Vienna, Austria. Excuse like, how cute my hair? Bow Is. Okay, he's from Vienna, Austria. He's truly a man of the world.

He spends half the year living in Vienna, where he plays pro football. The other half he lives in Chicago, where he works as a football coach and a teacher's assistant. He says living in Europe has given an updated look on life, where people work to live instead of live to work. He can't wait to get married and have five kids one day. Okay, someday. The one thing you cannot handle is a relationship with poor communication. Uh, let's see.

He loves to read nerd out over each in Rome. Uh. He loves Margarite us and he has a very close relationship with his nineties six year old grandmother. Sure seeing a few months, Grandma, I'm going on a dating show. I know you're on your live When I get out, you're on your last leg. Grandma. Well, I get to put on a Joleneck and get in the bones zone. Like. I think he's very sweet. I think the five kids thing is yeah, kids is too many. He could have

said three. If you really want five, say three and then sneaking a set of twins. You do it right, That's how you do it as a twin. I don't know if that's a good thing. You're a mistake, You're a snake. Let's call get Mary Foley on the line. Mary, I need to talk to was our mistake. There's two things that bothered me about this. To talk to me?

Says he's a professional football player, but in Austria. So that means either a he has decided to play American football in Europe or be he calls soccer football, which I understand that's what it is, right, very smug right football? Do you think it's U T bo l motherfucker football? Football? All right? I don't think I see my winter winter chicken dinner yet. Take it high, friend. I'm sitting next to Tim ten and we talk all the time. I'm sorry I called you a mistake. You're not Okay, Okay,

you go a have it. What if we just kept getting deliveries all shot? And here comes our next bottle of what? It's a tough merlow? Okay, here we go Austin, Austin. He's cute. He's he's cute. It's cute. Oh really, State investor from Mission v A HO, I don't know about that. Um, what's a few tattoos? Bit of a dreamer? Loves his white shoes. That means he does not go out right, Um, okay, here we go. He loves to stay home with his

white shoes. Okay's such a dreamer that we we're supposed to keep our white shoes white all the time with baking soda and hydrogen peroxide. You know things, you know things. I feel like you know how to do life. I've been watching a lot of d I y at home tips from Australia from a fucking serial killer's notebook. What in the fuck? Okay, so all right, here we go Austin. Um, all right, Austin has been very busy in quarantine. There's a fucking red flag right there. Um exactly. I just

spread to like a low. Anybody that says they've had a positive experience, I want to fucking murder on site at right for me, I said it was great. I just read and I got to know myself better. I'm gonna fucking murder your face. Um. Not only does he work out at least six days a week, but in lone he flipped twenty properties. Oh god, do I have to read on? Uh? He's a weak. Aston says his weakness is a woman with a great smile and that he would love to find someone he can get dressed

up for. And then I don't know what's happening. I'm gonna keep reading. Astin is live streaming. I'm smiling with oh. Um, Austin uh Arden is on the market for a makeout session from five to six pm, and then she's gonna wrap things up, gonna wrap it up. While Austin has dated maybe women, he says that he hasn't found a relationship is serious enough to him to consider marriage. Blah blah blah, Austin, let's just spend the day at the beach and work on his tan. Oh my god, what

are you fucking? Twelve? Austin doesn't have any tattoos, but he definitely wants to get a feeld see horse on the foot. Um. Austin loves his white shoes and fears the day that someone spills Austin should never be in public quite frankly, Um, I don't know, Dr Banana Katie. Have you thought about our gentlemen so far? How do you feel about white shoe tattoo? Dreamer? Um? Is this on? I don't know, I don't know. I don't know. I

can't comment on him. I think he's really hot and Instagram and he's hot on Katie's our Instagram slo, So is he the one that you were super hup? Marcas was the one that I thought was really cute and then I looked at Instagram and he's still cute. But not ask you to the thought it would be Okay, Austin's very cute on his just pictures of alright, you think do you him? Just tanning in wait to choose? Also, I found out from about Katie Okay, she is thirty

years old. She's a bank marketing manager from Renton, Washington. This is about who she's going to pick, right, Duck is gonna pick? I've learned this Pacific Northwest. In the world of banking, we all can relate pretty hardcore. Look at dog. Look at dog. This is like my first literally time leaving my house. And this is so amazing that I'm not even exaggerating. I could not feel more comfortable.

I felt my perfect like this is the only place I'll feel comfortable in the next six wherever, literally forever. I felt my own version of prozac and like a people experience, and then I'll just go back to my house until we do a podcast like this is the only place that I feel like I make sense. I love it, I appreciate all I Yeah, submounts, we're all going out, all right, I'm gonna not I'm gonna take Austin as a circle of him, maybe because he was

hot on Instagram. Peg take it away? You're doing? Oh this guy, Brandon, he might be craigst Dlan drunk on the first Wait a minute, we're missing a guy if he had that look going into Pando. Hold on, you don't have Brandon. I have Brandon kept it all the way through this. Oh we're missing Brandon. Next guy on our list? Okay, take Katie. Okay, Katie's gonna read he's totally a no though obvious Sandon Okaya, definitely Okay, great,

but here he comes Kave is this on? So? Brandon is twenty six and auto parts manager from Queens, New York. He is quirky, intelligent, and unapologetically himself. He attended Northwestern where he says he learned to outgrow behaviors that limit his progress as a person. Outgrow behaviors that limit his progress as a person. That's what I thought. He's just did outgrow the haters. He currently spends most of his weekends at home working on a new skill. He's trying

to develop what cently. Language languages are a big interest of his. He's fluent in Japanese and Spanish and expanding his Korean, and he likes Korean R and B. Yeah, He says he loves to attend the occasional rave occasional rave his house like learn languages, and then once like every two months, he goause like black out crazy, and he hates and hates in all caps, exorbitantly overpriced restaurants. Okay, pass past, love a nice armb and he find finds

joy hitting the open road on a motorcycle. Dude, I feel like the guys might end up liking him. I feel like he's not gonna win Katie's heart, but he might know. You're shaking your head. You don't think so, you don't think that. You don't think that the guys will be like, he's quirky, but I like them occasional race. You think thirsty hipster? Do you guys are great? Thirsty hipster? Oh my god? Being Tanna being an art and excuse it? Are you fucking kidding me? Get up here keeping your

masks on at home? Are you kidding? Oh my god? Here get he's gonna I don't think as look at their past podcast mast look at oh I'm looking at home all right. Excuse me if you didn't get your march like a cute this is when you accept this rose. Excuse share it, share it? Oh my god, wow, thank you so much. You guys are talking of applause. Yeah. Wow, I'm never reading. That's so sweet. Oh my god. I never gonna leave except for an occasional rave. Literally a case dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot

dot job. Okay, great, Okay, who's up? Okay? Now we have Brendan twenties six firefighter trainee, Toronto, Ontario, Canada, Canada. That's good Northwest though, that's East coast. Is the type of guy who always enjoys life to the fullest. Well, he's got eat my vegetables. Really just not like, uh, I'm currently in the process of becoming a full time firefighter. Are we sure that's not Peter Faccinelli, the dad from Twilight? Thank you? I know a fac eli but see him?

I am I didn't wear an I'm a Faccinelli shirt, but I almost did tonight. Okay, keep going, um. Brendan takes a lot of pride over this goal of becoming a full time firefighter and is excited to make a positive difference in his community. While Brendan's professional life is exactly where he wants it, Get there, Okay, get there, he still dreams of adding a little fire to his personal life and his partner Brendon is working for good back and forth banter, a sense of adventure on an

open mind. He has no specific deal breakers, but says that he loves being clean and organized and hopes to find a woman who feels the same. That's not I think, I don't want a filthy monster, but takes it up and get clean and organized. Oh there's more. He's a straight shooter and says that nothing makes him happier than putting a smile on the face of the woman he loves. Okay. Brendon says he is in a great spot in his life to go on this journey and try and find

his perfect match. I think it. Doug doesn't even sound real, all right, Doug? What do you think? What about? What about that? Brandon. He's all right, I'm getting excited about my guy. I feel like, do you guys? I feel like he could make top three? Am I right? Baby? But he might be a m there's a chance he's al do But he also could be adorable fighter. He says, they're a straight shooter. This sounds fake. He sounds like, you gotta tell me that you're telling the truth, and

that means that you're not. I bet he loves fire. I love fire. I love fire. All right, Doug, you're excited, Doug as Christian Christian is a real estate Agel's cut out of Boston, Massachusetts. Christian says that he sees romance and everything. Just the other day, you fuck the fire hydrant. That's how I was smiling. I thought of that joke. I'm so excited. If that's really all I have on him, Okay, great, all right, he's a double yeah, but he's ready to go. Carl,

what do you think? What do you think of Christian? Carl? I don't like his See your sweatshirt he's wearing. It's okay, all right, that's fine. I don't I'm not I'm not taking him out of the running yet, but I don't think he's gonna win. I feel like he'll he might make it to Europe, but you've never seen a real season. Carl get Ready jumped in Portugal. Christian. Yeah, that guy presents as immature to me. He followed Tom Brady to Tampa and I don't respect him. Yeah, to be like Brady.

He wears uggs around the house. He's got number twelve tattooed on his as Alright, production team, you're up take it? Production team? Alright, alright are net This person is Cody? Okay, Oh, here we go. Cody is What does he do? He's a Zipper sales manager. He's twenty seven. He's from Sandy Aco. I'm sorry, what what is he? He's a Zipper sales manager. Nifer sales on sale, Zipper tonight, Honey, I'm really stuck in it. It says on the surface he's a handsome

surfer with a six pack. That's really a romantic gentleman at heart. The best surfers bring beer, is what I always say. So it sounds like he likes to surf. Blah blah blah, dreams of owning his own house. At thirty, he had the same favorite TV show as Doug. Oh yeah with the Jersey shore. Wait a second, he's a he's a very proud eagle scout. He's a bit like Colton two point Oh yeah, you can't you in peak

as an eagle scoun No, you can't pee. He also is looking for someone to look past his exterior and see what his insides. No problem looking past your exterior. I've ever even thought. I didn't even have the thought and not filter out Like God, I wish people would just see me from me and not just for all of this. We could just get past like this, like I just you could just pass my basic fucking whiteness

and a white fucking top. Might This might be a crazy because it says when he falls, he falls hard possible crag like I. You didn't pick me for the roads we had. We had a moment, but I didn't get the I need to talk to you. Oh man, I think I like this dude. What I feel like He's going to be in the house like people ship on the Zipper game, but I'm rolling in of his

own shoes on beds. I'm rolling in. He's like, Okay, he's like the person that it's like, yeah, that rich kid their dad invented like the tab that pulls like like oh funk, Like you're right, he might be the Zipper kids, all right. I hope Zipper puns a company called Zipper. I think I don't think they make zippers. Before we do, before we do a quick other round, and let's check in with the people any messages on

our live stream. We're checking in with the people at home that are emailing in what's happening, what's happening at home? Because we need to know what's happening at home and loved home. I love home. I feel so weird not in my home. I've been in it for at home.

Canna what's happening at home? Dr? People think that he has guard and protect your heart vibes, Yeah, okay, Carl wants upon a time there was this guy that he and he and he was like, oh God, protect coard and protect who on a chattoo like during the season. Somehow he got to go to a tattoo parlor and write an enormous tattoo with like a like a sword and all bleeding heart that said I will guard and protect your heart. And she's like, what's that he said? And he sang a song and he's like, oh, how

does the song go? Ascarry song? I'm right with your horror anyway. And he got dumped on the two on one day. He got dumped on the side of a mountain on a two on one day chopper, a category chopper. How are you guys doing? Are you ready for another round? Do you think any of that first round is going to be the winner? All right? Great coming up, rob take it away, we'll clip it. We don't want to hold you hostage. We'll keep a move then, all right, let's see this guy. His name is connor By. I

feel like he's gonna go far. He's in my top three. He's in my top three. He's a perfect batchelor, high for her button, but perfect for her alright, lovable for this is vibrator, alright. He's a lovable, quirky and charming eighth grade math teacher. That that'll do. He's got a degree in medical physics. Nashville que resumated includes nuclear engineer as a job title. He definitely but he definitely owns

up to his nerdy side. God fund himself a woman who will share his enthusiasm and his zest for living. Every day to its fullest. His ideal partners genuine and kind, socially accepting, open minded and uh white who wants uh he wants someone who can build a family with him. Um, he could enjoy a good multilocation date with a theme. Yeah, I like it because Connor by wants to press his date with a good time. He likes to go all out. I made Connor be for her. This one major deal

breaker is a woman who doesn't respect waiters. Yes if wow, that's and they already they have that in comment. Okay, Connor's in the running, all right. I'm gonna put him so far as my winner or the next bachelor right now. And I hope that he's just the winner. I don't need to see him perspectators. I mean that all right. I heard Katie's not a good tipper, but that she does leave some sort of vibrating contraption on the table, usually left on. So they come back to the table

it's vibrating. They have a good laugh. I didn't get a tip, but I laugh tonight, or they could or it's almost like, oh your table's really and then you're like a restaurant. They hand you a vibrator your vibrator goes off and you your vibrating coming in going would you like or a vibrator? Carl Tart take it away all right, Carl, it's great in the O G Smoke Show shirt. Are you kidding me? How much do we love Smoke Show? Talk to me? Only one end? I

noticed that initial, Then I guess for the uh. Former baseball player from coast to mesa athletic stud with a Midwestern heart of gold. He currently in South the California where spend much of his time on the beach, but he dreams of moving to Oklahoma to settle you know what you see and okay, and then he his dream woman as as a caregiver and genuinely cares for others who want to see the people around him succeed, people

around the people around them succeed. He's always up for a good time, and he likes going out bowling, and he wants did here it is find. He wants to find somebody who has similar religious beliefs to him, and he wants to raise his family in the church. He's not that right, She's not super. I don't know where she I don't think she is. I don't think she's a I don't think she's pretty liberal. Oh he's a virgin. He's a virgin. Okay, I feel like I would disagree

with you know, Okay, they would that. I feel like this dude is I feel like this dude is a dude that you should stay away from when you got drunk. Used to me, I used to fight dudes like this in high school. Yes, I'm from here. I'm from Los Angeles. I played UH sports at the inner city school and then sometimes we travel and play against schools that didn't look so much like us, and they would say ship and he but what then you say, andy bro. He reminds me of that type of guy, aggressive who wants

to live in Oklahoma. They're so Bigfornia. It's like, just do it, man, Like houses are more affordable, like make the move, go for it and dil dope. It is pretty liberal. I follow her on Instagram. Talk to me she is she. I want to know more about her, Tell me about tell me Lieral Dildobey stands up for stuff. Dildobey. Jill Connor loves Brexitritos and Blue Bay pancakes. Can't find them. Fuck yourself, carnor no coroner. No, okay, great, watch He's

not trust me, He's not. He's definitely watching. We have David also from Nashville. Twenty seven year old. Okay yeah, New York City. Okay, right, okay, he's he's saying, okay, wait, okay, okay, be cool, be cool. He's a twenty seven year old. He's your always getting circles to my laught Foley. He's a fan of David. He's a first generation American. He was born and raised by Jamaican parents in New York. He recently recently left a family unit in New York

to pursue career opportunities in tech sales and Nashville. Great city, Love Nashville. He's looking for a woman who's intelligent and driven to succeeed love it. Excuse me. Extremely attracted to women who has suited quiet confidence, quiet um. Uh. Synchronicity in life is the of the uh. Synchronicity in life is of the utmost importance for David, and he hopes to find a partner that is as passionate about building a successful life both professionally and romantically as he is.

He wants a wife who's proud to stand next to him for the rest of their lives, and he hopes he loves his He likes pizza from New York Pizza, and his favorite boy band is Instant David. He's in my top three. He's gonna get along with Brandon. They're both going to be walking over here. Yeah yeah, oh Brandon, I like I liked um the in sync and the pizza in the middle. No, I felt like controlling man? Oh why why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Quiet? Just go in the corner. And that's being confident that what I

order you for your meal, it's suffice. Okay, that's all right. Then don't you think he was on the debate team. He loves debate. She's a great debate I know. But loving debate also means like I gotta win. So I'm twenty eight. Here's what I did in high school. There's a weird way to open up. But New York Lady, I'm thirty two and I still do that. What what do you say? Oh? He's saying, I got a Questiondy groans. When they mentioned marriage, I thought that was the point

of this show. I didn't hear then, did they grown at marriage? They're looking for a wif I hear people go, what what was it grown about? I see stripe shirt? What was your grown quiet? He said? Looking for a wife that is quiet. Okay, yeah, that would say. I'll give you occasional rave, but I'm not going to give you confidence. Yeah. Yeah, you know I had him circled. I had had him circled two weeks I had I'm circled. All right, I keep your confidence to yourself. All right,

here we go. Next time you're with your confident. Oh my god, I like I like, my god, I take it take away, to take it away. It's Gabrielle gabriel Okay, literally looks like a magician designed magician. Do you My friend is watching at home. I got a text from her once. I was like, I'm a Vons. Shecause I'm a Bonds by the Melons and I just met a magician you didn't named Jerry. I'm like, what what do

you try? Like a guy? I made out with a L twenty was not a minute became If you can't become a magician after I've made out with you, I was made out of them. If I know it's going to become a magician, maybe you made him magical. I did it wasn't that excited. I mean it was just like neck up magut. I did date a couple of magicians and they're con artists? Are they? Well? There? You know, it's I think would be popular. Many people here have

dated the magical? Anybody here clapping it? Magician? There's three hands up in the back. Oh my god? Three people have dated artist? Were they con artists? They tend to stretch exaggeration, like everything is the best or don't look over here, or don't look over for three years? Is it the queen of arts? Or could we be in the throuble? Did you just misdirection? Don't worry about this traffic over here? Let's cross the street. Street all right, we gotta keep it moving. We gotta keep it, we

gotta we got to keep it moving very quickly. Gabriel. Gabriel loves the expression renaissance man. I think we're done right? Okay? Yeah? He likes uh favorite James Bonner. He understood. Gabriel doesn't understand the concept of ath leisure. I'm gonna calm the ships, and believes that should conspect elegant styles of the past. Again, Oh you gay? What did he say? Gabriel doesn't understand the concept of a leisure and believes that people should

respect elegant styles of the past. I would say, look for a man Gabriel. All right, I'm gonna play Gabriel under Thursday. Gabriel wants to fund a renaissance. Alright, Secretary of State, here we go, keep it clipping. Okay, I have Garrett who so many pages? Oh I believe you think? Yeah, okay, Garrett? Is that a ging exciting? There is Garretts. Oh, there should be Garrett, because Garrett was the guy that like he that beca ended up with that was not good. Okay,

tangy okay. Let's see if we let's open up our minds. Let's see if you try information. Well, he's not in my top three, but let's see what no tangy hanging. Get that tanger out of there, hag tangy Okay. Garrett was raised in a small California town where ranch life, barbecue is in baseball, where the backdrop of his childhood. Now he lives a life dedicated to his career in marketing, which he absolutely loves, but the only thing missing is

an amazing woman to share it with. His dream woman is carrying into legion and someone who prides herself on being a critical thinker. That's a little weird to say that Garrett romantic. He says the perfect date is a night out at his favorite steakhouse, followed by cozy time at home and enjoying some good wine. I get that while getting warm by the fire. Garrett is a yolo type of god. Okay, he's out, he's out, but take note he is very loyal and is looking for a walk.

He's not at not a one night stand in caps Oh. At the end of the day, Garrett is looking for something that lasts forever and dreams of sitting down next to his wife, holding her hand and looking gratefully at the beautiful family that they've built together. How sweet is that? Question? Mark? It is? He's screaming, land Carl, what do you think? What the what the groans are? Dr Banana? Yo? Low? I mean get wife. He's a fun sponge. The wife is fine. It's the it's like romantic by the fire.

It feels like it feels it's you know, by the way, I would have the stupidest bio like she hangs out with her cat that has thumbs. She wears enormous glasses and is delighted when people were being tennit to sleep at night. She made a puzzle that like Hurt, she recreats. She paid six hundred dollars to braces. She's great with money. Six hurt dollars to full adult braces me to recreate her eighth grade photo. You know what I mean? Like, I just learned, if you start saving money now, you're

not fucked. Yeah. Can I you like Garrett? I don't have him, so he's keep being the top three foods. I related in the fact that if me and this dude go to Buffalo wa Wings, neither of us are going to what are like mango habin yet rome. Okay, you're not a tangy man hot and barbecue or peper. I guess lemon pepper could be considered tangy. There's a little lemon in that. That's a slight tang all right, maybe I don't like it? All right? Can I quite?

I'm sorry? Can I just quickly address the fact that, um, I do I do have a learning disability? But when I said yolo, I thought he meant fomo. No, you only live once. Okay, I'm fine with that. Similar year of missing out, but he wants to have a wife. That confused me. Right, you only live once, got it? Okay, so you might as well have a wife. Captain Rookie of the or you've been by the way, Doug, can you please tell people where you were again last week?

And the most spectacular Rookie, the most method rookie. We have. I visit laquint frequently, frequently. It's been my third time and it's it's just lovely. That's they filmed last year's bachelorette, and so he saw there and has not keeps going to visit. That's gonna be you. You're looking at your ghosts of Christmas future, Carl. This is you give in that outfit and you're gonna have to come back from hang out in a mansion in Calabasas. This is who

you're going to be in four months? Are you ready for? Definitely want to go to Semi Colon when they filmed the last one. Yes, we call it. I want to check that place. I kind of want to go to every bachelor I need to go. We need to go on a group trip, I think. Okay, rookie, take it away. You next, you have Greg I've got Greg. Yeah, he's from New Jersey. He does, he's in marketing. I think half of these guys are in marketing, so half of

these guys don't want to say what they really do. Yeah, he cries during movies, which is you know, weird because you know it's airplane or something to the lake. Why the Lakers would come and play in New Jersey? I don't know why. It's well, they're in Brooklyn now, right, But why wouldn't he be able to go see him play? We should be something. He's just the market and sales rep. He's not talking fairly easy to go. Yeah, yeah, just like I got Zipper seats to the game. You want

to come because Zipper money. I gotta Sier money. I'm not mad at Greg. I'm not mad at Greg. You guys, how do you guys feel about Grey? He's like Aaron Rodgers? Doesn't he have like a little Aaron Rodgers? She says, with a haircut, he looks like a beefed out Joseph Gordon Levitt. Hey are not mad at that? She is correct, he's really hot. Okay, thank you, Katie lavin me out of applause for the production tear like that's a terrible photo. Like, yes, I should have read this. I should have read this.

It says right here, Greg is the full package. If I had just read that, we could have all right, we would have known right up next we have the production team. I believe that's you, miss Katie. Yes, we have Hunter and he is thirty four. A software strategy is anybody watching below deck sailing yacht. He reminds me of the really tall dude j L. That thought he had, that thought he had v D. But he just had

He just had like friction. Okay, he looks like he He's an expressive, passionate, outgoing person who does not believe in holding back. He's a father of two amazing children. He loves to make happy he has. He's been a romantic and says that even as a child, he was known for writing incredible love letters and always being the guy to surprise his crushes with mixtapes and flowers. He's looking for a woman to be his other half. Okay, it's very sweet. Okay, he wanted sweet. One of his

favorite pastimes is people watching. I used to kill them to to mark get a mark, and then fucking dismember them. He has never ridden a horse, but he really wants to. He's a dreamer because he's gonna ride up the horse. And I disagree. I think he's sweet, but I don't think it's more. I think he's a bunch of tas you can see on Instagram as much. Do you think

he's gonna like him? Okay, she's I think you're right. Oh, for the people people at home are incredible, by the way, to the people that showed up in person, yeah, these I love. I'm so grateful, and again thank you to Dynasty Typewriter. And we will keep it clipping. They think he's gonna get people. They think that he's going to get the horse date and that they think that she's gonna like him? And what are people staying at home? We'll check him before we do another round. What are

the people saying. Do they think that she's gonna like him? Yeah? Everyone saying it looks like he's probably gonna get the horse, dak he's a creeper slash serial killer. On the first night, what drunk on the first crying on the first time, crying on the first night, crying on the first night. I want to get married. There's a dead body under the All right, we're gonna double time out here we go, Rob, you have this guy is definitely a player. Everybody. My

name's Jeff from from New Jersey. Here it comes Jeff, Here comes Jeff. No, he's from a Jackie Collins novel. Yo. Yeah, he's a jiggalow go. He's from New Jersey. He comes from a big Italian family. He's looking to find the love that his parents had. Of course he does. He only runs his hand, his fingers through his hair. On one side, jeff family is everything, and he still finds time every weekend to mow his parents lawn. You still

laundry and sit down for a big Italian dinner. When he's not showing down on the plate of his mom's home cooked meal, Jeff is dealing with his client both in and out of the operating room. He is skin salary. That is artificial. I want what are your rob keep doing? He's an artificial skin sales rep. Hey, I got your your blonde skin, your tanned skin. Wait a minute, what's the past that real skin is so expensive? You get I got you. I'm assuming this was like somebody gets

burnt or something like that. Yes, grass black anymore or it's silence of the lamb ship people. Is she gonna be dild o'bey gonna be able to get past go? Is she is she gonna find that compassionate or creepy? I personally think she's gonna love this dude. I'm going to school. She can get alone with a Brandon his will you know his family and his professional life. Here a great place someone to find the one thing he's missing. Love. Jeff to be a c agent, going and alright taking

an adventurous woman. I like this skin salesman. I'm just seeing the skin game for now. I'm going I'm gonna join the CIA someday and the Zippers. Okay, John all right? John John is from Pacific Beach. He's a thrill seeker, and he says on The Bachelor rete thrill he will find. He's getting his pilot license. I like that. I'm gonna have geek as will Uh. He loves. He's a San Diego guy. He's looking for somebody who's genuine, honest and willing to challenge him. He hates Oh, he loves when

a woman is confident in her natural beauty. That turns him on. Uh more than anything. He has little talents for anybody being unfaithful or dishonest, which means he cheats. You think so and uh he's uh veget I can't say, Oh, Aaron has written something else. I can't say it. She can say it. Heves. Uh. He says, if you've never heard of a Kiwi Barry John wants you to google him and eat one immediately. I feel like if we

haven't heard of it, it's probably not readily available. I'm sorry, Yeah, okay, you Aaron. He thinks he thinks swing dancing is so much fun because he's getting Okay, Next al right, he's like he's got a precious gateboy vibe. Yeah, he's adorable. He's adorable, but I don't think Bill do bay. Okay. Next up we have Josh. She's twenty five from Miami. He's cute. He's an I T consultant. Um. Hold please hope, please excuse me? That's right? Okay, he is Um. He's

from Florida. He uh, he loves hard and he says he loves hard. He's opening with that could be cray. He says, there's really no other way to put it. I might put cray. Then, um, he's humble, kind hearted, and goofy. But he's also a hopeless romantic. If you say loves hard, other way to put a hopeless romantic that's like in the first that might be the motive. Um, but he's a hopeless romantic who's been very in touch

with his emotions. Oh, he's gonna crying, okay. Um. He's looking for a woman that's kind, open minded, ambitious, and adventurous love that constantly strives to be genuine. Wants to find a partner who will do the same. Okay. He's extremely family aren't and he wants to bring someone to bring home to his amazing family for a night of barbecue and playing cards as a dream come true. I love barbecue in cards. I think he's in my top three. I love cards. I'm not even joking. I love barbecue

and cards. She needs someone that loves hard. He show his future wife and kids the same at conditional love he had growing up. Um. He hopes to travel to Asia. He has to sleep on the right side of the bed, and he starts celebrating Christmas in October. I like, Josh, wake up, wake up, it's October first. Shut up. I like you for her for me. I like Josh, I like Christmas, I like barbecue, and I like cards. So I'm gonna put Josh for me storky like enough, I'm

putting him down as a villain. Okay, great, all right, Next, Dr Banana, What do you guys think does Katie does Josh have a hot Instagram? Okay? Great, you can't find it? Which is what she wants? Okay, I just gold her? Okay, what are we on? Justin? Next? We have just okay, we're making this quick twenty six investment sales consultant? Who is it? Okay? Um, Justin does not like to dance at all? Had you have no joy the path for Aaron and I? Or when we try to have to

dance with us? I think I know why he doesn't like to dance, but I'm not gonna say why. Wait what you don't like? Why doesn't he like to dance? All right? I think this dude has a lot of white friends and he doesn't like to dance because they'll put the pressure on him to be a really good dancer. And he's probably a marginally talented dancer. Right, larginally talented dancer is better? Why I don't like the freestyle rap right,

Oh my god, I don't know. I just everybody's gonna be like, oh man calls about the rap, oh hell yeah, And I'm like, hey, I don't have the expectation is to him? Yeah, yeah, yeah, it makes sense even trying. But you've been trying? Is it means you know you've Yeah, I can't. I'm so disappointed that there's a person that doesn't like to dance. I don't ask me to. Yeah, co tar lady and gentleman, isn't it how wait? Wait, wait, wait, I do have to say this? What wait? Hold on,

talk to me. This is this is for us, talk to me. Um okay, but she's wait, hold on, hold on. And then this is talking about a woman who wants Trustworter. They committed the idea of teamwork in a relationship. She's passionate about fitness, but also loves to enjoy Dave barbecuing and a good bottle of Solve Block. That's you. I like him. I'm gonna braid your hair so tight. I think I think Jess could be top three. Do you guys think top three for Justin? I don't know, but

I do like a man that loves a woman. That loves solf blank all right, top three because he won't dam us? Why because he doesn't like to dance? Whoa, I don't kill you. I mean, you know the first guy I said it was a district attorney, right, I mean he's a villain. The district attorney's a villain. I gotta put that as the villa your names nailing it. I don't know, I'm not. I actually circling justin. He's he could be in my top three. I I think he sounds sweet. Okay, up next, peget take it away?

Oh I don't want god. I don't know if I feel like he's been on the show before. Well, I'm kind of confused because yeah, he's a dandy. You're right, and he speaks English and French. But here's the thing, I don't know if I'm ford or against it. He's a motivational speaker. Again, I got what If he's motivating people, Carl isn't thirsty, then motivation a marriage and I haven't read this. Carl is a charismatic, confident guy here to find his form. He lets have a good time and

making a good time for everyone around him. Long term relationship in the past, but hard time fully committing. He has professional goals that have outweighed his personal once. Now well now I've done that. Now all that has changed. Carl is ready to make funny. His wife is priority. I'm trying to find this he wants off the charts chemistry. Oh, who wants the Oh she should be fun and spunky. Also love those same qualities in him, so he's needed right away. Um, he will take you jet skiing on

a date and then read you a poem. No oh, sorry, he wrote himself. Even worse. No, I can't imagine a date. I would like less than somebody dragging me on a jet ski to that, although it would be so amazing, imagine getting brought on a jet ski and have somebody like I wrote this. The waves are so blue. I go over the web. You are my wave. I love us to do get in my pants via the way looky here to his bullet point is Carl's favorite holidays New Year's Day, because he loves the feeling of a

fresh start. I'm gonna put thirsty because I hate to say I love Year's Day. I really do. I love I like I. Actually I don't like him, but I like fresh I don't like New Year's Gig because I get sad because it means that that I love. I love Halloween, Thanksgiving, my birthday, Christmas. You know I hit that ship hard. You know I've heard hard. I love New Year's Day. There's great football games, it's great college football games. And then you life my birthday. Alright, you're

pretty sports. You don't look at like, Oh now I'm supposed to lose weight and stop drinking. Fuck, it's down started after my birthday. Maybe I'll start after you, like, let's start after Carl's birthday. Alright, alright, captain? Are you doing over there? Captain? Captain is just staying away. I'm trying to find any any true interesting piece of information about Kyle Kyle. Kyle is all lies all the time. He is a no yeah no biography. I skimmed it.

And he wants he wants to live a romantic comedy. Uh. He likes romance. He likes to be romantic, he likes to be compassionate. Like I swear to God, this could be about anybody. There's nothing specifically about hates mayonnaise and mustard. I hate Manning. I like him now. I love my number one does he love ketchup. I love ketchup. I'm gonna say villain. You say to three? You even at Hope. Please, so the people of the Okay, clap if you think he's a villain. Clap if you think he's top three,

it's split Anna. One of the people at home think villain or top three? Plas harding girl. There's never been a good Kyle Kyle dun again. We love Kyle dun again. Yeah, never been a good Kyle Away. By the way, really shout out to the people at home coming and great with the comments. Do you trust a person that does not like condiments? I love a condiment. I just don't like mayonnaise, but I love a condis the worst man? Okay, will spoon, I will take a full of mayonnaise and

shove it in my mind. I would I would eat my way to four hunderd pounds. If you locked me in a peanut butter factory for a weekend, I would literally eat the entire bat had come out, just like all the gum would be gone from my hair. But Okay, I cannot know you and your love of made listen. You can't make a nice They called post to sound you too. What are you okay, Doug? Okay, So we're up next and we have the production team. First noticeable

cross necklace, cross necklace? All right, he's twenty five basketball coach Dallas, Texas whatever. He's outgoing successful collegiate basketball career, career. I don't recognize him, so it's not successful. People call me Sunshine working hard to get a master's degree in global business. He's ready for marriage and children. His priorities in life have changed, and he wants to find his soulmate. Blah blah. He's a believer. He wants a best friend

he can be goofy with. He's a strong lover. That's weird. Uh, you know, he confuses me. I can't tell if he's good or evil. His major turn off is someone who won't mix well with his family. Um, he's figured out there's a difference between love for someone and being in love. Okay, all right, I think he's not. His nickname is Sunshine, and he's a true, proud and loyal believer. Yeah alright,

and Christmas he's a simple man. I like Christmas length too, and I'm not mad at the beeB, but I do we think it only E's gonna make it to tough tree. Is he crazy drunk on the He's not drunk on the first night. He's right, so he's he's okay. Alright, how's everybody doing? We have we have one more row everybody, all right? I see we're keeping a moving We got one row left. Alright. We're just trying to not hold

everybody hostage because it's East Coast. Is nine thirty on the we haven't been out of our home since fifteen months. We've been so lonely. It's your hard year. I'm just I'm ready to add. Oh it's this song, isn't This isn't my song? It isn't a case? Yeah, yeah, yeah, isn't anyway. I don't like to do. Yeah, I don't like to do my father I was born Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. You have to be there, he go. I have my short son already to add more men to keep this

night going. People. Check myself again, my guy an accountant. This is who I am. I've come to terms with it. This is who I am. Why do you think we're all friends? All right? Rob? You're all of these people are either real estate agents or accountants. Marcus, here we go, Marcus or skin salesman. Uh. Marcus is a real estate agent, skin salesman salesman. The skin game was locked down for a whole year, and they're back. Marcus is a sweet guy.

He can he cannot be with someone who is happy sitting on their laurels all day long, dreams out here? Are you ready to retire? Who the funk? Says that someone that's over eighty. I love sitting on my laurels. Sitting on my laurels, laurels. Um. He loves to play board games, Monopoly being his all time favorite. I love board games, Golden Girls Portland loves Portland's Catty, Marcus says. See. When describing himself as a lover, Marcus says he is amazing. Okay,

you can't say that about yourself. And he likes to have music playing at all times. He fears a world where soap does not exist. Oh my god, I love this show so much. Marcus. There's literally no place I'd rather be right now than in a world where you would love to be Spider Man for a day, even though he's terrified something. He would love to be Spider Man for a day, even though he's afraid of spiders,

he's Craig Craig. It makes this makes me feel better about I love it just a day thing, like he doesn't want to commit too much to it, Like a day will be enough. It seems really exciting, but it's gonna wear off quickly. Just shoot a few webs, fly around a little bit, and go home. Right, how do you feel? How do you feel about Marcus? Carl I picked Marcus to be the winner? You did? What do you want? Just for a day? He's just generic enough. Also, I'm also like, I don't remember why I thought his

instagram is hot. He's really hot. He's hot. And he's from the Pacific Northwest. Okay, oh they both live in the woods. I'm later ask me, what were you saying? He's thirty one, he's from the Pacific Northwest? Why else do you think? Just those two great? Okay? And he's got a hot Instagram. I will tell you this. He's a he's a hypocrite and who says I don't like people who rest on their laurels, but supports the Los Angeles Lakers. Los Angeles got kicked out the playoffs last night.

What everybody says is seventeen championships, though yeah, man, you're talking about championships. They won, thank you, they rested on your laurels. I don't know what the fun is. That's right, Aaron? Are you in love to my right? So? I mean technically they won last year, But the point is I hate the Lakers. Yeah, that's they're they're They're the fucking they're the fucking Patriots with the basketball better. They're better than the Patriots. Needs to say something, Well, I think

he's super hard. I didn't. I didn't really see like the Lakers. I mean that's a gross No. No, he doesn't like the Lakers. He doesn't like the Lakers. The Lakers. He does market love, Marc. You're not a fan of fucking Damian Lillard and you're you're live in Portland's Ironically, he's a fan of Mathew Lillard from Scream and Okay, up next we have Marty. Okay, okay, here's what I'm gonna say about Marty. I'm not gonna say too much, but I'm gonna say, Aaron, can you hold up your sign?

He looks like the lead singer from I Will I will happily accept this man into my tribe. Gorgeous. He is gorgeous. He's five. He's a dancer from Reno. He has big energy, big confidence, and lots of love to go. I don't think this man is gay. He's uh poor. He loves horseback riding. He explicitly prefers to watch movies indoors, which I totally agree with him. Anytime somebody's like we got the projector in the backyard, I'm like, let's go inside. Yeah,

there's mosquitoes out here. Uh. And the way into his heart is through a good bottle of cologne. Uh, the one hanging Earringay, he's not gay. He is like a fuck machine. Yeah you know what. He is a player. It's one are the other. He's like a little he's like, he's like a he's like a trash it's like a part trashy because it's Reno and that's a trash festival of dreams. And then he's a dancer, so he's trying to get out a Reno. He's thirsty. Thursday, Thank you

all right? Coming up next, we have Michael ian Black like looks like Michael. I don't have him. I don't have his cheat sheet, but he was one of my top three. Okay, this is a number one he loves. He loves nineties, R and B and rap music. Also sort of why he makes a mean plate of Dino duggets. Kids, kids, he makes chicken nuggets in the shape of dinosaurs. Okay, so he doesn't do our Okay, wait, here we go, here we go. You can't focus up, focus up. He's

a single dad. She ready is dildobe, ready to be a stepmom. I think she could be. I think she's who'ld revolves around his amazing for you old son James. Sweet. That's sweet. When it comes to dating, the two of them are a packaged deal, and Michael wouldn't have it any other way. He lives a life that is incredibly fulfilling and says he's more than ready to find someone to share with. His dream woman is compassionate, empathetic, resilient

and not easily offended and witty. Woman with a funny bone and a self deprecating sense of humor is a huge turn on from my goal, and he loves when a woman has strong convictions and stands up against ignorance. He basically read her bio and I was like, I want you. Um. Michael says that life is short and then he's ready to find a woman who makes a better person every day. Um and uh yeah, so all right, I think he's a contender. I think Michael is a contender.

He's just boring enough to win. He was talk three before weeks ago when we started talking about the way we have insider info about it. He's a widower. Oh he seems like really like sweet and cute. Is that going to be too much? Is it gonna be? No, you're shaking your head. No clap if you think that he's going to make it to the top three. Cloud

clap if you think he's gonna win. Okay, alright, right, all right, up next we have Mike Aaron take it away with my I have justin Oh, no, you have Mike Mike is wait a minute, I think we just did Michael. Right, Sorry Mike, so flip your the next one. You already did my apologize and Harry thinking is right? I have no Yeah, next Mike, Next, I'm sorry real quick.

Thirty one Jim owner San Diego. So many problems already. Um. When people find out the great looking guy used to play professional baseball, they assume that must be a player, but actually couldn't freeze further from the truth. Okay, the fact that you have to say that means you are you can like to visit. He does not like the He does not like dessert. Um, Mike villain him did someone say kill him? Villain villain villain? Sorry, sorry, I'm so sorry. We're not going to look at you go hard,

you're coming and you're live. Audience is spoken. I'm probably he's the next Bachelor, Mike san Diego says. Mike occasionally describes himself as basic. Wow, okay, but that's this shall all right? Yeah, I don't know. I don't know how much confidence that would exude if you were his partner. He's looking for a woman who loves staying active, will make him laugh, and most importantly, has the same set of values. Are we screaming like? O? C fucking gross

conservative Republican. Mike's family is extremely important to him. Get in lines. He's also looking to find someone whose parents three sisters absolutely like his life. Ready to share? Yeah, okay, maybe villas villain villain clapper villain clapper villain villain. Yeah, anybody think he's gonna be top three? Okay? Alright, Courtney spelled Quartney Nutrition on entrepreneur. I don't know about an

entrepreneur Dallas, Texas. When it comes to putting it all out there for love, Courtney is not afraid to make a spectacle. He's a compassionate, carrying, honest man who's going to make romantic gestures that make his partner feel special and for a woman who is outgoing, ambitious, like minded. When it comes to religious beliefs, that's fair which are important to him. He loves a daydream about having a family. Jesus the number one thing. He is looking for someone

to be an amazing mother to his future children. So okay, okay, okay. Oh. He wants to leave a legacy. He needs a partner who stay side by side with him and build an empire, a lot of legacies. Oh you think Thursday, Do you think legacy is for Instagram? No, No legacy. If I think it's like a, it's a. It's the idea of we are going to be the king and queen of our lives. We're gonna be empower, We're gonna be a power couple. We're gonna leave a legacy. Are you asking

me to do this or you described it? I have been asking you for six years. Are you awake? You're up? My friend? Thomas? Or we got three left? Thomas is next? Thomas Thomas Thomas. He wonders if the rock really can eat everything? What? No, the rock eats so clean that can really? Yeah, So he's basically a conspiracy theorist when it comes to the Rock in his professed eating habits.

So this guy is already interesting with a lower case I. His favorite flower is a sunflower, which is what guys say when you ask them what their favorite favorite flower is because they don't think about it for goddamn second their entire life. And and why is he sitting around admitting that he rocked the ed hardy? Look? Hey, not only I wear stupid clothes. I also used that expression that went along with it. There was also lame. I would like to withdraw them from the competition. My name

is Thomas. All right, are fine guys ready for our final two? All right? Take it away? Who has I believe the production team has tre Katy Levin. Trey is twenty six. He's a software engineer from Covington, Georgia. He's a handsome catch with a huge heart. He comes from a very close family and described himself, his outgoing, kind hearted, and open minded. He's looking for a strong, confident woman who was open everything life has to offer. Uh. He

wants someone who's passionate and spontaneous. His favorite celebrity to meet, his favorite activity, well, I don't know why were Their favorite activity is to meet his friends for brunch into book club, and he loves the harmonica and is irrationally terrified of piranhas. I like him. I didn't, I didn't know I liked him. I don't really like him. Okay, I think he's too regular. Okay, nope, but she's pretty regular. But I think she thinks I think she are there.

Two bachelors are just her so confused. Starts out with her and then they're doing Paradise and then they're doing Michelle, who we submitted Carl for. She should be so lucky. It's not going to happen. No, she should be so lucky. Yeah, people, Yes, is a man that likes brunch and book club like a regular dude. I mean, I definitely like bunch, all right, I liked I like books that okay, all right, I mean you gotta eat and you gotta read. Yeah for story, Okay, yeah,

you know what. That's the It's too bad though, because if guys gone together to talk about books, that would be kind of sweet. What I'm saying is you do read this night, did you? Yeah? We read The Four Agreements and we also read the autobiography of Malcolm X. Yeah. We talked about it. But it wasn't like a book club. That's kind of a book club. I think you had a book club that the books. I feel like this, like, hey, guys, we're gonna have a book gathering. It better not be

a book club book club. Speaking of book clubs, I'm having my or personal side for my book, which I released. I'm doing it in my hometown at Wilburg's General Store, Little Compton, Rhode Island, July eleven. It's a Saturday. I'll be at the general store Willibur's, which is the only store in town. I'll be there with my brother Aleric, signing books at eleven am at my first ever live in person book signing. If you guys want to come

come to Little Compton, look for Poel the Crow. I'm having my my brother and I will be in the general Store, which is like the Nordstrom's of Little Compton. All Right, we have one more. It's the box. Okay, so there's theories. Tell me what I don't know. The theory is dr Banana. Can you tell people? Because yeah, I mean people are saying Blake Moyne's from Tatians because he's thirsty. That would be cray Crayon thirsty right there.

He was the crazy guy. That was the Canadian who seemed sweet at first and then he like he got like the beard and he was like, yeah, he had a boner and he was like he was like, I called the cook Dementia Claire. Like he didn't say he read it. He was like, I purchased that book on then show. I was thinking of someone else that then he had the bon that's right, he had with the other bats. It was a Canadian Like, Okay, here's the deal. So we don't hold everybody hostage and so that Dynasty

will have us back because we can stay on schedule. Dynasty, here we go. No, but we want to because the they're the jam for another run of applause for Dynasty. Typewriter, you need to buy their merge, support their show. Let's go to their other in person events, go to their their virtual events for the best we love Dynasty. Here we go. We're gonna get two full rounds of a two and a half minute song. We'll start with one round and if we need another, we'll do the second round.

Make your picks, everybody. Sammy put on a really stressful song that is Here we Go. I picked this out. Here we Go Blasted. Ammy also lead in. All Right, we're gonna start with Katie Levine and go down the line, or do you want to start with Doug. We're starting with Doug. Now I can go first. Okay, Okay, here we go, Katie log it in top three and order. Here we go, uh, Greg, Marcus and Michael okay, and

then I think the next bachelor might be Michael. Okay, we're coming close, and he's like, you know, a single dad. He looks cool villain. I guess Gabriel. Okay, oh right, right, I forgot about Gabriel on the first night. I really don't know. I just I can't do sure, Jeff. I'll go with Jeff, and then Thirsty Thirstiest. If it is Blake Moyan's it's him. Yeah, okay, great, I love it. Dr. But let's do Dr Banana. This woman makes every flyer she's such a maniac. She is we have we have

been such a journey together. I never I know everybody here go Okay, my top three in order our Connor b yep, Justin and then Marcus yep. My next bachelor is Justin okay. Um villain is Gabriel because I think he's like the new Bennett. Okay. Uh. Drunk on the first night, I wrote Hunter okay. And thirstiest is Carl because he's a motivational speaker. Okay, great, I love it all right, Next up, I don't remember where's Okarl with a k? Where's Carl with I gotta look it up? Okay,

next up, take it away Bachelor of the year. Um, okay, So top three, I've got Marcus, then David yep uh and Christian as my third. Okay, great, next bachelor, I said Justin? Okay, great, great villain, I said Kyle, Um, can we maybe put the grid up with everybody's faces just well everybody's that would be great. That's great. Okay, great Bill, And I said Kyle, I just don't trust

his mug. Okay. Great. Drunk on the first night, I said Brandon with an oh, the guy with the long hair Okay, great, Yeah, I really want him to make a scene. Uh thirsty est, I said, Marty with the chain and the long ear ring. Great, Craig, Craig Craig, I said, Gabriel, Great Gabriel for Craig Craig, the magician, you know, the magician. And then I just want to give a special shout out. I want something good to happen to Jeff, my boyfriend, New Jersey. Something happened with Jeff.

I do too. I feel like he's gonna kill Paradise. He's gonna, yeah, he's gonna kill. He's gonna be like definitely like squiring himself around Paradise. Okay, great, Carol Art, Okay, I just wanna say that I don't I don't watch the show this the Matt season was the first time I saw it, So I don't want to disrespect y'all's processes. Yeah great, this is very professional. So I just want to people. I don't want people groaning at me. Although I do want to be married with five kids, I

want seven. Okay, Uh, Top three in order, Marcus Michael Austin. Wait, hold please, I gotta I gotta clock that area, Michael, which one was Michael and my trip is there Austin, Austin the time that the beach white shoes is awesome. Yink, He's cool. Yeah, great, Okay, that's cool. I got a man crush. Okay, great, Uh ex bachelor, I say Jeff from his picture, but I also slashed it with a trade with a question mark. Okay, okay, I don't I

don't think I'm sorry, y'all. I'm new to this. I don't mean to disrestrate the processes, but I don't think they're going to pick another black. I agree with you. Soon after I agree with you, I think they they just generally get it wrong. Yeah. Yeah, So I'm gonna go Jeff with that villain, I said Mike, Okay, Mike, oh yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah, great, Okay, here we go. Top three everybody, and then uh drunk on the first I said Brandon, Yes, I said Landona,

Craig Gray, I said Gabriel. That dude is gonna be a weirdo. Oh yeah yeah yeah, okay, oh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, okay, Top three in order. I went for Connor with There's only one with two ends Connor B Connor B. I then went with Marcus I then chose Greg, who's great Greg with Okay. Then for the next Bachelor, I said Marcus slash Jeff. Then for Villain, I said Andrew the district Attorney is going to be a little

like just a little dick. And then I picked drunk on the first night, Hair Brandon, um, Craig Cray, I did Magician, Gabriel and Thirstiest. I did the box. Whoever's coming back who I don't care who it is is the thirstiest. That's what I picked as the box. Just a quick round of applause for Arden for putting this entire night together. Dead yet thanks for doing anything just dream. I love doing this. Um. I love games. I love games. I love games. This whole thing is a game. To spoilers,

I don't want to know. It's my games. This is my baseball. Top three Alexis Barnaby and Conchilla Top three number number number one, Michael, who's that? Who's that? Um? Oh yeah, single Dad number two, Connor b That's who I put button down shirt button shirt number three Tray Tray is yeah, okay, came about coming in hot love. Piranhas next Bachelor, Greg Greg Hope please? Greg is just Aaron Rodgers, James right villain Gabriel, the fucking magician, magician.

He's gonna be like, there's a there's a dove, and then he's gonna set the house. That's right. But they said don't look over there, don't look over there, don't look over there, don't look over there. Drunk in the first night, the motivational speaker Carl is gonna be fucking shit, can like, do you want a drink? And then he's gonna get chip can thirsty ist my day, sir My dancer from Reno, Marty and Craig. Craig is the district

attorney from fucking and Drew. All right, I'm warning Sammy in the booth that I know I Sammy, I know I forced you to make your picks, and uh did you make them? Because at some point at the end, I might ask for your picks just to see. I'm curious. I want to know what your picks are? Is that? Are you willing to play the game of us? I've been really busy. Okay, that's fine. What do you mean doing doing what? Doing what? Okay? That's fine, fair enough?

I respect you have one more category. The f FBI Most Wanted list, and I put Hunter on. Which one? Which one is Hunter? Hunter is the one that kills people in the Oh yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah, I got it. Okay, great, Okay. Up next is Paget. All right, here we go, Top three in order. Michael, Which one is Michael? Oh single that single day? David David Okay, David boyband loves in sink, I love. I think he's great for her. Connor be Connor by button

down uton button shirt. Next Bachelor Michael, He's not gonna win it, Michael Villain, Jeff Jeff is who I don't remember who Jeff is, but I Jeff see he's like he's just okay, No, I think okay, he's getting drunk on the first night. Brandon Brandon the hair, the hair his hair or Brendan No wait, Brandon with a hair? Yeah, ruk thirstiest I said Landon, but I think I meant Jeff. Okay, who's landing Landon is? I don't Oh, he's the believer Christmas. I'n't gonna keep our eye on Brendan. He might be

a pain. He's the one that's Fachinelli. I'm not I'm not completely trust I think thirsty you Canadian. I think villain and thirsty. Is it is going to be Jeff okay, great? And Craig Cray. Who's Who's Craig Cray? I'll go I'll go with the jigglow again. Great, okay, great? Jeff is I love Jeff. Jeff is television. Jeff is going to be She's gonna be a sweet like local guy, Like I think he's gonna be a sweet and I don't

feel like about myself. I think Jeff's gound be like a good guy, loves his family and like, you know, he's not enjoying my mother's homemade cooking. Oh shitty, was the Italian. Yeah you like Joe Pesci? Yeah, God damn it. I have to change my dad. Just's dad. So we had a bachelor contestant who was so sweet and his mama died when he was in high school and they go home to hometown and his dad was not he was just like it was just me. He was a local swarman and he was dismissive of Dean and like

there was a woman behind. So it was it was just it was tough. We all wanted to give Dean a hug. Good Dean that you're so angry with me. I just want to eat my mum beans and sit on it, sit on a pillow. And he was talking about how his new wife is his best wife. My new wife, he's my best friend. It was tough. It was tough. And then and then he was dude, Nick Vayale, he was a bachelor. It was because she was like

she seemed like kind of enemy. But then I was like, wait, what he's like he's always trying to hold back up a huge grin because he knows he's super cute, and he's like, this is like weird, my pants are just tight. There he's been on board. He was like the Bachelor like four times. Okay, here we go, Doug, you take it home, land the plane for Rookie of the take it Hu, take it, huh take it, take it home. I mean call your bookie after I say all these because this is a chance to really clean up. Um

my top three. See, my instincts on these things are bad. So me too. So I want my instincts in almost every category just to just to finally get something right. So so my top three number one is Kyle Hyle. Yeah, Kyle, number one. He's gonna surprise everybody. Okay, great, Then Connor b is my number two, I think is somebody else's number two as well. And then for number three, another kind of unexpected one, you know, but I wrote it down,

so I guess it's gonna happen. Brandon brand I went Brandon number three, like you know, he's crazy enough to get close. But you know, why would anybody? I love this Brandon with the hair? Where the hair? That No, because there's another Brandon. There's a Brendan. Okay, use your microphone voice. Brendon has the hair. Okay, next Bachelor, Uh, Mike, Mike is not going to be the next Bachelor. And then I've got her filling. I'm going with Josh and

then yeah, Josh oh yeah, okay, okay. Josh is the one that's clearly going to be like an hour and a half. Josh is the one that wears the Dalmatian code and he says he's hated Dalmatian since they killed his mother. Drunk on the first night. Is going to be Andrew. I think we can agree on that and around the district attorney, and I think Thirsty and Craig Craig need to go hand in hand. No, not always. So I'm going Gabriel, Gabriel. I think Gabriel is really

gonna run the gamut. And there you have it, ladies and gentlemen. There you go to beat the boat, you guys. That's our show. Can I just say I'm in? I just want to once again thank Dynasty typewriter Is one more time. They're the greatest. Thank you to Tanna and Katie for all of your hard work over the years. It literally would not exist without you, guys. And you work so hard. And if anybody ever comes after you and reviews again, I will cut them um run a

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