"PANDEMS DRAFT PICKS!" w/ Rob Benedict, Erin Foley and Miles Gray

name is Art Marine. I put on lipstick and a men's tennis sock on top of my microphone that looks like a platypus or a poorly executed condom for do do draft picks coming to you from my bougie garage in Los Angeles, call for you. I am so excited about what we're about to do. I I called on Three of the Greats. They call themselves of the Greats. They actually are their cover band and they cover just all the greats, you know, and they're great, yeah, you know,

just sucking. I don't know, Devo, they're great. I don't know. I don't know what you're I don't know what you're into. I don't know what you're I don't know what your thing is. Flow right up. I don't know. I don't know what you're into. I don't know what constitutes the greats for you, but I'll tell you what constitutes the greats for me. Are these three with us today? Is a woman who my love journey of this podcast started with uh in the in her apartment that she shared

with her twin and a bunch of cats. And then and then we quickly learned in Eddie peppertone and the rest is history. It was Destiny eighty eight years ago this January is it it all began. I love her so much. Come back to me. You're too far from me, but I know you're coming back in the new year. First thing I'm gonna do when the pandems is over is stage a dance a dance off. And I'll still do it in my yard because I'll still be a

little tentative, but I'll put a dance floor there. And maybe i'll only wear a face shield, not a mask. I don't know. That's once it's over and we're all shot, We've all gotten shots. I don't know. She's a wonderful stand up comedian album Out. She hosts the Sports Throughout Boss podcast that sometimes it's on break and sometimes this is in the session. I don't know. She's also a writer for the incredible show One Day at a Time that I believe maybe just got bought. No fuck you World,

Thanks for Nothing. Eight A bag of Dix with Yesterday, our friend, your friend Aaron full Happy to be here. What a year, What a time to be alive? Oh God, when if you're looking for some joy, take a sharp left you you know what this is where the joy. We bogarded the joy, we bogarded the jewy from everybody. We got joyous hour and a half of this is the most joyous seven and a half hours. Also with us is a man um who we sucked in via the Goat episodes. I tricked him. I was like, you

don't have to do a whole season. You could just watch Nick Vale walk the earth, following his bone around that needs to be tended to. And then he was like, then I hooked him back in again for Joe Joe's season. No Caitlin season the greatest, in my opinion, the greatest bachelorette that's ever existed. Although I'm really enjoying Tasia. Um, so you know we've sucked we sucked him in. He did. He did draft picks for Claire slash Tatious season, and

he's now completely drank the kool aid. He's gonna be part of the cult. He is part of the cult. Soon. We love him, you love him. You know him from the as the host of the Daily Zeit Geys podcast. He also hosts a podcast if you Love pop Culture if you watch ninety Fiance. He hosts a podcast called The four twenty Day Fiance Ladies and Gentlemen, Miles great, thank you for having me back. Yes, I'm I'm I'm fucked mentally. I love the show now and yeah it

was it. I'm yeah, I can't wait for the finale. I don't know. Oh, I guess by this time it's happened. I don't know, you know what reality we're in at the moment, but well I think this will air. So just sow to Eric just to catch people up. It is December twenty one, and I was all my witches rologer friends say it's the Great Conversion, right or something great. There's something happening and Saturn and Jupiter first time. You gotta you gotta set your three the great conjunction, the

great conjunction. So you gotta set your good three good intentions tonight and burnch it. It's too late for you if you're just hearing this now. But so we're recording this. We're gonna air it after the finale. But I can't wait for the finale. And I love that your hook too, Yeah, because I mean I've only watched Goat seasons, but I was talking with like Anna even to like, you know, when we're not on this podcast, just talking about the

show that it truly is one of those things. It's like, I like all of the people that are have made it this far, and I don't know how it's gonna work, and I felt like a first it's fun. I agree with you. Um. Also, can I just say how much

I love this man? Okay, I'm ATAM years ago and I didn't know when an important person here is gonna that I was literally gonna, like I capture people when when someone goes missing in Hollywood, you might want to look at my garage and check their DVR or their Hulu habits and see if Bachelor's on it, because not and like a little blond macaroon with a high pitched voice was the last thing scene. They're probably a my garage being forced for years years to talk about the Bachelor.

He was Bachelor of here and the Pandemics. Will he ever find love? You know him as God from Supernatural? Uh. He also has a brand new podcast that he's going to tell you all about it. He's looking so fucking smashing with a beard and nice man glasses, very manly right now rocking a real hot holiday pandemics exist Bachelor that watch out, Matt James, because I'm sorry, who's gonna be this guy? Ladies and gentlemen. Robert Benedett, I don't like I never miss a draft. I never miss a draft.

This is my favorite. Drafts are the best. We love a draft. Drafts are the most one. And of course we have a dctor, Tanna Banana, and we have Katie Levine. That's how you do it. That's how you do it. Um. Can I just say before we get going, I'm so thin skinned, clearly, so this has nothing to do with this. I was just I don't check the reviews on my book that much, but I looked on little miss Little Content and overall, thank you for anybody who bought it,

read it and left review. So on Amazon it has four and a half stars. There's a hundred and twenty like But clearly the last two reviews were clearly by the same person who named themselves different things. One star wasn't what I thought it would be. I thought it would be a fun and humorous memoir. Instead I found it to be distasteful and crude, a real waste of money. And then the second review, clearly from the same fucking I might say loser stars two stars, don't bother. I

didn't like some of the language. This is the same person. I saw this on the Hallmark channel and I thought it would be a fun read. Not not everyone uses profanity. Someone was very upset that they can go funk themselves. What I say, your own yes exaction. So if you guys liked it and didn't think I'm a dirty garbage pile, if you could leave a review, are you kidding me that they changed her name and wrote toys about crudeness and profanity? Dr Banana? What do you want to say

to that person? Um? What I did not whit? Are you being crude and distaste? I thought it was like fun time like I, I literally have no reference point of view at any point being crude. I don't even know what that. I honestly am like racking my brain. I'm like, you know what it was? It was probably that chapter or that was like what I love about tea Bagging And that was the subtitle of the book was little Miss Little Thompson aka Fat Tea Bagger, The Just Confessions of a t Bag Bagger. And then the

opening sentence was like thanks for getting this book. Nuts in my face, nuts in my face, nututs in my face. That was as my mom died. It was I but you know what you got. You gotta give a little bit for everything for everybody. I just can't. I just been tagged and they're very upset by it. I've never I was so angry, and the fact that they did it twice, I was like, I will fight you all right. Here we go. Here's the name of the game. For

those of you playing along at home. The website that we use is the official and is actually Wiping Tearsome Arise of Laughter game. We are going on the official ABC cast website, So if you're playing along, feel free to email us. Your Pigs of Rose podcast at gmail dot com and they're gonna be up on our website www dot Rose, podcast, dot vodka because we're classy. So we're doing we're going top three picks, like who's gonna win,

Whose second, who's third. Then we're also looking who's going to be the bachelorette drunk on the first night, or like who's like the douche on the first night, maybe not drunk, but like who's like the biggest like rabble rouser on the first night, drama drama, who's the villain? And then we thought we should add who's thirsty? And maybe somebody suggested who's a drip? Like who who's the equivalent of like Taylor emotional intelligence, you know, like who's

just going to be a trip? Fun sponge? So um so there we go fun sponge. Alright, alright, drum roll Katie pulling up the website. Here we go socially distanced draft picks. Okay o. God, First of all, Matt James is Georgies. He's so fucking handsome. He's now he's a do we know this is our little bio on him. He's a banker dude, right, New York City. Let's say let's say he's okay. He uh uh. He's an entrepreneur, real estate broker, and community organization founder. He's from North Carolina.

He went to Wake Forest. He majored in economics, and he played wide receiver for the football team Erean get in line. Everybody's new credit. I can you guys read like all the way to the left there because for me it's covered. Okay, you can. You can play professional football.

And then he moved to New York. He lives in New York and he created an organization designed to find creative ways to engage kids from underserved communities in New York City, encouraging physical and mental wellness and opportunities for experiences throughout the city. Great Bachelor, I have to say, care for it. And also the first black bachelor. They've literally not once they ever had a black bachelor. We're starting off with a bang. We're starting like we're starting

it off right. It's like fucking finally all right. First up, who's our first cast member? Abigail? Oh? I can't, I can't. Okay, So Katie has to click on each one. Okay, Abigail, she's a cute. Let's take a quicklick at her face for one second. Okay, okay, all right, I will read Abigail and then we'll go down. Okay, Abigail. She's a twenty five year old client financial manager from Beaverton, Oregon. UM.

She's a beautiful soul from the Pacific Northwest. Nothing makes her happier than enjoying a cold local microbrew on a beautiful Oregon day. Uh. She has a hearing impairment, but that never stopped her from living her life to the fullest. She loves outdoors when she's not working, and she lives to spend time with her family. Brings out the best side of her. Uh. She's easy going, laid back, always down to have fun, and ready to find a man

of her dreams. Uh. Let's see. She likes to know somebody on the deeper levels, more important than just looks. She doesn't believe in love at first sight. She loves free time golfing with her grandparents. Calvin Harris because his beat slap, and her favorite way to put a guy is by accidentally bumping into him. I think she's very sweet. I do not think she is the winner. I feel that she could go to paradise, but I don't think

she will cause shit or be the finalist. Um. I think she seems sweet and maybe we'll go to Paradise. I see, but she's not going to be out the first night. I think she will definitely make it. Yeah, and I think the hearing of Pairman is going to make her unique. Yes, I don't know. Have we had anybody on before? Not that I not since I've watched Okay, next up? Also, did they write their own bios? Like did she say she's the sweetest soul? Probably not? Probably

who Rob? I was thinking the same thing because if that is the case, that's cringe worthy. But I don't think to have written that about her. I think they write it. Okay, miles Europe, you want to read about a Lana Alana. She's twenty six, a photographer oh from Toronto, Ontario, Canada. Alana has always taken the road less traveled instead of taking the traditional college path. After high school, she leaned into her desire for adventure and moved to Europe, where

she enrolled in different programs throughout Europe. I like that they used Europe twice in that sentence. She calls this decision her greatest accomplishment. Okay, because it took her out a journey of self discovery and exploration and really shaped her in an independent person that she is today. Adventure is a key component to her life. She's just you know,

she just moved to Toronto completely on a whim. When she isn't off exploring the world, she loves spending her free time sipping bubbles at local wineries, painting or cooking and here and is here with hopes of finding a man to share in everyday pleasures. She uh. She's the Queen of puns. Oh Alana's dream job would be working as her restaurant critic for Michelin Restaurants, and she loves to spend the holidays with her mom, making Feta cheeny

from scra Match and watching the holiday. I love the holiday. I love the holiday. I also love the holiday holiday. I don't think she's cute, she is cute. I don't think she's gonna be a villain or a finalist. You guys all agree, Well, I see villain potential in that she's definitely like leaning into this identity as like traveled europe person. So I feel like a person of being like, well, actually,

this isn't how you would do it. In whatever blah blah blah, because I think I don't know the way they put Europe twice in that whoever wrote it, right, They're they're taking a shot at her based on she might be a blowhard. All right, I'll put a potential drip. I'm going to write her down as potential drip. K like that? Okay? Uh, Aaron Foley, you're up? Okay? Um? Can we scroll down? Miss Katie? We gotta leash. She's twenty four, a professional ballerina New York City. I don't

know why. I haven't seen another human in about a year. So we're gonna go with seedy. That's how people speak in whatever you want to say, Lean into it. Listen. Let me tell you about Alicia. Hard working, incredibly driven. Obviously she's a ballerina. When she was thirteen, she began pursuing her career as a professional ballerina. Wow, I was making fart noises through years of dedication to commit to her craft. Probably living your dream. Uh wow, she's dancing

for the Dancing Or of Harlem. I love this woman. How did hard worker? After years of being unlucky and love, Alicia's ready to find a man who will absolutely desire her. Hear you. Her ultimate day consists of a day on the boat, drinking champagne wow Um and eating from a thoughtfully curated charcouterie board Holy ship balls fooed by shopping and her romantic dinner right behind screaming him maintenance. She described herself very confident but not sappy. I don't know

how those are related. She's not looking for anyone who relies on cheesy pickup lines and prefer a man who gets uh straight to the point for leash. It's all about finding a handsome, intelligent, respectful man who's not afraid to put her and put in the hard work to make their love go the distance. Um. She once performed on stage with a wreath of a wreath of Franklin. That's amazing. She loves hot chocolate, whatever, and she loves all vegetables with the exception of tomatoes, which is my

favorite vegetable. She's out. Can we see her again? Yeah? I wish they had the full body. Remember they get to either bad jeans or sweaters. T oh yeah yeah, like like belt loop thumb thumb loop thing. I liked thing. But her description of a date was so outrageous and that she's super cute. She's adorable. She's adorable ballerie, Like I wonder if sometimes, Okay, don't get mad at me, if you guys are Ballerina's out there? But I wonder, Oh,

but they're not. It might be easier for her this year because she won't be living in like in bunk beds with ten women in one room, you know what I mean. I feel like because they're because of the pandemic, like like how they're doing with um tatious season. They each have their own room. No, they're they're in Pennsylvania at that place where Jojo had the date where the um where what's his name chopped up the firewood, Luke chopped up the firewood. It's a giant resort. So it's

they're doing the bubble again. So so she won't have she'll probably have her own room because of the pandemic, which I think makes relations easier with people because they're not like exhausted and sleeping on top of one another. Um. Everything about her was cute, but her her her date needs felt a lot miles. What did you think of Alicia? It's actually it sounds like she only dates like aggro finance bros. In New York where it's like we're going

to go on a boat fucking sip champagne Charcouteri. I get straight to the point, and that I have an erection when I meet you like that, like straight to the point thing was interesting. When you're like, I don't have time for that, I don't know what. That doesn't seem like a laid back dating situation. Don't waste my time. Like if you if you grew green light the word Charcouteri in your bio, I'm sorry, that's a red flag. That's she's This is a description of a forty four

year old, not a twenty four year old. I think I've ever said the word Charcouteri in my entire life. I don't not laughing immediately as a joke, as a joke you said, I don't even know if I've even never said it, like being I don't think I've ever said I don't think I've ever ordered Charcouteri or been like, oh look they have Charcouteri, or like I just really love Charcouteri and you mean this dump is that a Charcouteri? And then I clip over the table and I walk

out that's Aaron. I mean, I say every time I've done with Aaron, because I'm like Aaron, Aaron B be cool. I'm sure they can get more CHARCOUTERI I'm just sure to say it does have enough salami. We say THEO say cheeseboard. Yea cheese board. But they like it real thinly slicedes. A charcoutery. You get that thin purshoot prescia, and you get the sam and stuff of them. You get like the pickles and things. All right, Robbie B, Robbie B, you're up or did you already know? You

haven't read one yet? Here comes What I'm gonna say is trouble. Who is the woman that had the Nanny? What's her name? Kar Karin? Yeah, Miles, you know about Karin. She had the bounce house and the web cream in the Nanny Karin villain and and possible ship on the first night, like just based on her lips, which is larger than her face. Thirty. She's a nursing student from Costa Mesa, California. Amber is a vivacious single mother. I didn't see that whose world revolves around her thirteen year

old son. WHOA, that's that's seventeen, she was her typical Saturday night consists of dinner and board games with their son and so in the jacuzzi with close friends. Wow, not what I was expecting. Amber finds it hard to date as a single woman, but now she's ready to focus on herself for the first time in a long time. When asked what her physical type is, Amber enthusiastically says Matt James. Okay, with whom to travel the world and

eventually have more kids. She's caring, trustworthy, and open minded, but admittedly is also stubborn and impatient, terrified at being on the edge of clips. Get ready to bungee, get ready for the dungee jump. But she's ready to take the leap head first into this once in a lifetime adventure and hopefully return home with the man of her dreams by her side. While traveling through Joshua Tree, California, Amber once had to run away from a mountain lion.

Fun fact. Amber's dream job would be to take care of the luga whales because they just make her so happy. Okay, Okay, we got a dream is to live on a big ranch somewhere near lake surrounded by trees and to rescue every animal she comes across that needs a home. She's not what exactly she's She's given different vibes. We judged and then there's a lot of signals coming are way. Can we take I feel like we judged and then I was like, Okay, she's a mom, and then I

came back to judging at the end. Yeah, her lean is too dramatic and he is too dramatic. The lean, the brows, and the contouring is a journey. I'm sorry, but that's us and give you like single mom. I want to just find it. Like it's the thing she caused these opinions. She's in like a like a sexy like um, you know, dingdung. I'm coming around the back like she's she's like sex pot ad Jason and that.

But they literally dressed her like Karen and like basically like she got a trench caught like it's like a trench coat and like a red bra leaning. Uh, Miles, what do you think? What do you think of the whole package that is amber the signals you're getting, it's it's one of I don't know, I think she's a little I have to give her a credit. The what I'm reading is very interesting because based on looks alone,

based on the lean, she's a villain. Because I'm looking at the like the larger photo of all the contestants, her len is the most extreme out of all of them, and that, for whatever reason, that has to count for something. I don't know what it is. I don't want to jump to that conclusion, but the fact that she is the leant at the most acute angle, yes, is an indicator of some kind of superlative. I don't know what it is though. Um, there's filler going on hand. There's

a lot of filler. There's a lot of filler happening. Um, uh, do you I looked? I'm looking at her instagram? Should we like talk about if I can? If I, let's hear it. So her instagram is very confusing. There's pictures of her and her son, um, but there's also several pictures of her shooting guns, and then there's pictures of her like on the beach, just like pretty much naked, and that's like, that's like she feels like she could be on ninety day fiance. I'm putting her in thirst

all right, Definitely, I'm gonna say villain or thirst. Um, and where is costa mesa? What part of the stage here? Oh? Okay, is that like fancy? Yes, Orange County. Okay, Um, all right, Dr Banana, you're up. Oh Anna's up here? We go Anna, got Anna? Oh Anna got Anna? Uh she kinda she looks familiar. I don't. I don't. Actually she looks she looks like the woman who plays Camilla Parker Bowls on the Crown. Oh yeah, gummy. So the copywriter from Chicago, Illinois.

She's twenty four. Um, she's a small town girl living in the big city. Born and raised in Minnesota. Her parents nicknamed her Hollywood because she would wear sunglasses and scarves. Um. Old, they should call her old Hollywood because yeah, um. She loved her childhood, filled with Friday nights at the local bowling alley and family dinners at Applebee's, the high school cheerleading captain. Okay, okay, but now she lives was in Chicago.

She's living the life she always envisioned her for herself. Want copy writer, that's cool. Yeah, she wants a man who will take her, who will take her as the open book that she is. Okay, that's a weird sentence, which is the good, the bad, and the ugly. She wants a man to have a family as much as she does. She's very open and honest and communication, and she wants the man to be that. She has Gemini vibes. That's all. Uh, last virgin Gemini they got real like,

because a bad Lorie is a great Gemini. There's all sorts of Gemini. Lourie is a wonderful Gemini. The wrong kind of Gemini has like good cop bad cop. It can be a whole situation of the evil twin good twin. So she wants a guy who will do puzzles with her, and then she also wants someone who will match is a match for her intellect? Oh god? Uh. And she's terrified of fish and obsessed with cheese. I wish she was. I wish she was terrified of cheese and obsessed with this.

Then we can hang out with her. But oh god, she's an experienced junkie. Once convinced a pilot to let her fly the plane over the lots of Minnesota for fifteen minutes. Oh, she's like on Southwest or something or yeah, look at her dream. Look at her dream. You could convince any so to let you do whatever you want or like. Look at her dream Anna. She dreams of writing screenplays for Hallmark movies. Okay, that's actually interesting. I know that she could execute that. I like her. I

like her too. She has like what it takes. I feel like, you know, she's like a cheerleading captain. So she's like good with being all American, but has it. I like the adventure vibe. Like that vibe, like that sense of life. I feel like, always take someone far on the show. I'm going to say for now, so far, she's our first shot at a potential final three. But

but even more definitely paradise. Um, I don't care villain or thirsty yet um, Amber definitely also could have thirsty or right about that, Miles just looking at the lane. Um all right, Uh, Katie, do you want to do Brie? So now we have Brie and she is twenty four from San Francisco, So I like that. Um, this really makes me wonder if they do right these Brie is really something special, Like I don't think she wrote that. I don't think they write them. I really don't, because

I think sometimes they throw shade at people. Yeah, all right, I don't think they write them She was raised by her mother and grandmother, who made countless sacrifices to give her a fighting shot at having a successful life. For this reason, Brie has always outworked everyone around her because she learned early on that everything in life was earned, not promised. I like that that she like, you know, she seems. She seems down to earth and that way.

She now works for a high profile social media company. Is very proud of her achievements. Uh with her professional life intact, she is ready to focus on her personal life and find the man of her dreams. She describes herself as laid back, someone who is not embarrassed easily. She is always the elpha in the relationship. I would love to find someone who can challenge her and keep life interesting exciting. It is it's very rare that she spends a weekend indoors, if not outside hiking or hanging

out at the park or beaches. She hopes to have two or three kids of her own one day. Her dream is to live in Kauai and live the island life, eating nothing but sushi, swimming in the ocean, and hiking. Brunching is one of her favorite activities. She has two tattoos, a wave on her left wrist and another on her right rib cage that reads thirteen and FARSI. I like Bray. I think she has to be in the top three.

I she's cute. Same, Yeah, I like I like her description, Like it really does seem there's no you know, talking about having to be on a boat. So one of those people who like realizes they're like just amongst people who are absolutely the opposite of them, and then they're like, oh, this is too much, you know what I mean? Because she, like her personality reads like someone who wouldn't go chasing fame on a TV show. Yeah, but she does work

for a social media company or Instagram's private. That actually makes me think that she's like cool then yeah, you know, yeah, she's I think she's going to be a contender. It's so outdoorsy. I don't know. I always think like, if you're living in Manhattan and you're happy living in Manhattan, I don't you know, you know what I mean? I think that that might be like a little bit too

different of a lifestyle. But when she lives in San Francisco, right, but he lives in Manhattan, Oh yeah, you're right, and she wants to like. You know, she seems like she's got like a fun little hippie vibe going on. Yeah that's true. Um, alright, Katie Arcy is interesting. I like her to pull up Carol in for us. Are here we go? We have Caroline. She's thirty. She's a journalist. All right, She's got a large tattoo. Don't careous what it is? Cool? Okay, she's a journalist. Uh, just on

her arms. She's which is fucking because because they got very uh the last few seasons, they got very pageant, so any visible tattoo is kind of exciting. Um. She's firstly independent. She's a serial monogamous who says she's always been the caretaker in her relationships. No, she's looking for a man who will want to take care of her, but we'll also appreciate her for the self sufficient woman she is. She wants a bold man who won't be a free to challenger. She was a bald man who

won't be a fred to challenger. Call her out if she needs it. She needs someone who appreciate her intensity. I'm gonna call her potential villain being bring an equal amount of passion to the relationship. She feels Himaneus. The ultimate date for Caroline is something spontaneous that involves traveling, because she says jumping into unfamiliar territory together as a great way to bond and get to know each other

on a deeper level. Caroline's ultimate turnoff is a man who spends all their time name dropping or bragging about his money. Well, that's true, and instead hopes to find someone with a warm heart who was passionate about philanthropy. All right, maybe I was harsh on Caroline. Caroline admits that when she feels that spark, she falls hard and fast, and she can't wait to see what happens when she meets Matt that first night. She could be Craig Cray.

Matt like top Craig Cray. Karen likes post punk music and definitely identifies as something different than your average top forty basic. Nothing makes her more upset than injustice. Anyone who abuses their own power over others makes her livid, and she hopes to have published her first off. I think she's gonna get into it with some of the other words. I don't know that that. No, she's not gonna last. I think she's gonna be like When I say dripped, I mean like there's somebody that gets into

it with the other people. So that might be not the right word, but I feel like she's gonna be in altered cations with people. Then then maybe the categories firestarter, great, firestarter, I liked. I feel that she's going to be a firestarter. I don't think she's the villain. I think she'll be annoying though, and like could eventually. She seems like somebody that would lock in on like the Karin or the villain, and she could be a potential two on one like

the Tattler. She could be the Tattler to Matt, and she could be the Matt like the two on one that goes home up against the sexy villain. So give me an example of post punk. I what is that, Rob Miles? Like, what's like a post punk? Like she's she's got a little bit of a vibe of like I'm the coolest fucking person in the room, you know what I mean, and like I'm like listen, Tat's I'm obsessed with got it? But like the Livid and the like post punk, I'm not your average top forty basic girl.

Let me tell you this Carlin, you know how how much fun the fucking Top forty is when I'm on a dance floor. Do I want postpunk? No? I want Top forty. You know what, I'm not digging, Caroline. I'm not digging no me neither. Based on my research, post punk is basically like new wave wave. Yeah, Division, the Cure. Okay, well those are all great bands. Why don't you just say why not just say I love Joy Division in

the Yes art, and That's what I'm talking about. It's because then you have to say, because then you have to say, I like Joy Division in the Cure out loudendous bands, Miles. I know, but people already, you know, like wearing that Joy Division album cover shirt is like already a meme. So I think like, if you say that, it's better to be like, oh yeah, I'm more like into post punk. I danced to Joy Division in um the late nineties in clubs in Manhattan. Yeah, Caroline, are

your mother? I was out here? Yeah? Okay? Who all right? We have up next? I believe is Miles reading Cassandra and her name was She's cute social worker? Alright, say less, wrap it up. The Newport Beach California. Cassandra has always told herself she would finish college and then settle down. Now that she has her master's degree in social work, the bachelor is the biggest thing. She's the biggest risk she's ever taken for love, but she believes she and

Matt have a lot in common as a partner. She's a loyal, compassionate, caring. She's ready to find a man she has a genuine connection with, and while she's a city girl at heart, she's truly at her best stargazing and eating s'mores in her sweatpants with no makeup on. She's confident, laid back. Says that guys like the fact that they could take her anywhere and don't have to worry about entertaining her buffalo wild wings again during the

Giants game. She has found it hard to find the one, but says Matt is definitely her type and she's willing to take a chance if it means finding forever love. She's scared of the dark, hates it when people food off her plate. I love you, Cassandra. Sunflowers make her very happy for the rand top three. Yeah, she's adorable. Instagram is really cute too. Like it's really just like it's not a lot of naked photos or whatever, you know, it's just her like eating food with her friends. Like

I like it. It's very like she's age appropriate. Twenty eight, How old is he? Let me just say, let me just stand up for social workers. My twin sisters and MSW. They they are just angels that most us. So I'm so cute into Cassandra, not James is twenty nine. Okay, so she's like in the right age Raine, She's adorable, She's a social worker. She's not thirsty on her Instagram. We like Cassandra, like, we like her. Okay. Up next, we have Rob Robbie b. You're up, Aaron, Aaron, Aaron?

Do we have Chelsea Adore? I get all the New Yorkers, which I love, Chelsea runway model. Oh my god, it's like I'm looking in the review mirror of my life. I was in Manhattan UM after graduating college and getting a full time job in corporate America, Chelsea did one of the most outrageous things that she's ever done her life. She quit her job, started her way into the world

of bottling, and never looked back. Same page, Chelsea Chelsea's dating life was pretty non existent until she was in college, and her only relationship ended a year and a half ago. Uh, she was together with someone for five years. She grew him um played the field. She has a clear idea of what she wants to have relationship, which is great.

She lives a man who will go the extra mile to show how they feel, someone that is appreciative and vulnerable, open communicator, her dream and will join her as she winds and dines throughout the city. And while she doesn't need it, a man who loves to spoil her from time to time is always a plus. I hear you. Chelsea can't wait to find a husband and she's hoping to find that man with Matt. Chelsea is currently learning Spanish online sees lover Dodd. Chelsea's favorite meal is snacks.

Can I date Chelsea? And especially if popcorn and hot cheetos are on the menu? I love popcorn and hot cheet Does Wendy Chelsea wants to swim with sting raise? That totally random, but I'll take it. I think I think she's She's definitely potential Top three, well just suited. I like the the specification of runway versus like not a Party City model. Yes, you're right, because Dale was a Taco model. Yeah he costumes. By the way, party City sent me a box. I think they heard that

I talked about Party City on the podcast. I got a box on them for a part FU twenty twenty party, which I can't have anybody to my house, but I have a lot of fun like basically like go fund yourself, like love it because my mom was obsessed with Party City. So I was delighted. Your mom loved party City. She loved j Max and Party City. She loves like she loved like a theme, you know, so you gave her the green light to throw you a party she loves she will get like she loved Party Day Corps. And

she was right. All right, we're up next, Karen or Karen? This is no way. Is she twenty two? No, then I'm twenty two. If she's twenty right, and she's a marketing manager, she's some pump fet Connecticut. She's happy with her love Connecticut. Uh, she's ready to find someone that would be a great addition to here already wonderful world. She comes from big, loving family. Her family owns a high end Italian restaurant. Um. She strives to surround herself

with positivity. Blah blah, happy sitting on the beach. She's looking for a man prioritized settling down over having a busy night life and party. I think cut on the first night. Yeah, she wants someone who's serious about creating a life of lah Um. Karine loves Disney World and has been there more times than she can count. Yeah. Karine once snuck into an abandoned in insane asylum in the middle of the night before Corean has kids. She wants to experience life living in New York City. All Right,

let's see Karine again. I think she's probably. I don't think she I don't think we're gonna se al Right. Next up, Anna? Who's up? Next? We have for Anna? We have money money, Okay, Later Albuquerque, New Mexico. She isn't very outwardly lovey dovey. Her parents didn't hug her enough. I wouldn't know. She says, she's goofy, selfless, sensitive, but she has not had luck finding love, and she's hoping Matt will change that. She wants someone caring, driven and

to be her best friend. Um. She'd rather go to a sophisticated jazz bar than a baseball game, and her dream day sharing a bottle of fine red wine. We get it, your bougie. She loves um. She says turn offs are emotional instability, physical instability, and financial stuff. Okay, I got a right, that's a great sentence of all dot dot dot really instability of So maybe you had a tough childhood, like maybe maybe she didn't get the hugs and maybe she didn't have had a tough child

So she doesn't like any kind of chaos. Her dad like a rickety pile of ladders, or her dad is a pile of ladder physically physically. Last boyfriend tripped all the time and I can't is a lot to her. So if the family still then unfortunately, that's where the journey ends. So for families like uh, that's she loves throwing solo dance parties in her bedroom. Okay, so she's a good pandemic um. I asked if she could be anyone for a day. She said she would be herself

because she's pretty cool. She's going to last a couple of weeks because she's going to be drama. Yeah, she is definitely putting her in the drama category. I don't think she's gonna be top three, She's gonna be drama. I don't think she's the villain. How about spiritual instability? How she feel about the spirituality her? Her instagram is exactly what you think it is. By the way, there's she has a lot of a lot of a lot of things that have been stabilized. Katie, you're up, all right?

We have Elena? Is that how you say it? I'm looking at a high maintenance person, health food developer, high man developer. Yes, twenty vibe Healthy Delivers from New York. She's a perfect mix of beautium brain. She's an entrepreneur who co developed her own nutritional snack bar called Funky Monkey Energy. Thirsty here for the Instagram, here to promote Funky Monkey Energy. I'm gonna put thirsty. She has big name. Yeah, she has big dreams of making a name for herself

in the health food world. Her last relationship ended after four and a half years. She's living her best life in Manhattan. She's ready to settle down and find her missing puzzle piece. She has done the work to know exactly what she once out of her partner and says that first and foremost, she needs someone who whose values

aligned with hers. She would rather cuddle on the couch with a glass of wine and spend quality time pondering life together or pondering life's unsolvable mysteries, then hit the town and go bar hopping. Um Aliana has a orange tabby cat named Sir Theo. I do like that name. Who goes to the bathroom in the toilet and wears a bow tie. Ok, she was on a synchronized ice skating team and she has a major weakness for snacking. Who doesn't love a knack? I know she's super cute,

but she sounds like she she's adorable. I think she's my Instagram Yeah, yeah, but she's cute though. Yeah. It's just when you want to sit on the couch and ponder unsolvable mysteries and you live in Manhattan, that apartment is needed by fun people, people that want to go like you're right, that just want to go have it ensures like that's the magic of Manhattan at happy hour or what happened with the black Hole? All right, all right,

I'm gonna read us just Senny. I would definitely say Eleana is there for thirsty and it could be a drama, could be a fire starter. Just Endy is Adorable a twenty seven year old social media marketer really cute smile from San Antonio. Cute. She's a total packet of brain's beauty and infectious personality. Um. Former pageant queen, she was Miss el Paso. She ended her most recent relationship. UM. She loves a man who takes initiative and keeps life

exciting and unpredictable. They must also love dogs because she has three. She cannot stand a man who won't get off their phone during date night. She wants something she can travel with and um who can also have a staycation. Uh. She loves escape rooms. If she could live in any other decade, it would definitely be in the eight East because of the music and the super funky fashion. And she lived in France releasa here. I think just Sendy is adorable. May just peek at her one more time.

I feel like she's super cute. I feel like she's not gonna win. I think she will be around till at least if it was the normal time she would go to Europe. UM and I believe she we will

see her at Paradise. I like her instagram. She's really cute. Yeah, like she's really like her instagram is very it's also very wholesome, Like I think it's really sweet and she I like the girls that you know, like are just like naked on the beach the whole time on their instagrams, Like I feel like those are the ones that actually might be there for love and hers is hers is not like that at all, And she has dogs and I like, Miles, how are you feeling about just any

I feel like she she looks so nice that she might be gone the first night or something. She too quiet. It almost seems like I would be like, oh right, just sendy. I'm sorry we didn't get to talk. I can't rob. What do you think? It just aid yet makes a great point. I think I could see that. I can also say. I mean she's very cute, yea. I worry that she's very pageanting, right, the pageant thing, the pageant thing, if it's been drilled in, Katie, you can pull up the next one as we're going, just

to keep her clipping. Yeah, it's the attention, right, Like she knows like she's just gonna be on. I think you know, really cute. But like here I am like he's walking. She comes out of a bush and she's like, hello, yeah, and it's gonna be and it's gonna be like polished. This gut looks like she's fun like that. She definitely drinks. She looks like she might cause some ship. I feel like she'll be friends, maybe be me the other girls first name. I love. She seems fun. I like her.

Who did the last one? Who read that last? I did? All right? So that means that I believe Miles is up with Kaylee. Kaylee hostess from Chicago. She doesn't herself too seriously, but that doesn't mean she's not serious about finding love. She's witty, she's charismatic. She likes to laugh at herself, as we already heard in that first sentence. Um, I guess they're really making that clear. She shows her affection through spending quality time with her partner performing acts

of service. Okay, so someone's done a little relationship therapy with her love languages, which she's in love. She says that there's no one you could uh that you would rather have in your corner because her loyalty is unwavering. The man of her dreams is introspective, empathetic, and join her on a daily sunset run on the beach. Wow. So yeah, she never dated anyone that her family has truly been excited about. And she's hoping that Matt will

change that. She's dyed her hair every color in the book. Like her high school graduation, she tripped on stage as she went to get her diploma. One day dreams of completing an ultramarathon. I feel like she might be like Alexis the Dolphin, Like I think she made me that. Like that, I feel like Matt will love and ever, like they'll keep her on because everybody loves Kayle, you know, like I don't think she's gonna win, but I think

she's gonna be well liked by everybody. B I P. She's screaming, b I P. Right, yeah, alright, let's pull up the next one. Katie. She feels okay, she feels like she's gonna start. She had Katie twenty nine, bank marketing manager Retton Washington. Uh, let's see Katie knows exactly what she wants in a man is done wasting your time, Get in line, a witty storyteller. We'll see Katie I mean, she's done wasting her times on boy. She wants a man and not a okay like who Yeah, all right,

a witty storyteller. That's got to be a red flag if I've ever seen one, um, loving, committing partner, adventurous, she's serious about a man, She's okay laughing with her too, blah blah blah. Her dream man will be passionate about building a long term life. These are just general general general. Let's get to the good stuff. Katie's idea of a fundy is going skinny dipping. Okay. Uh. Katie would love

to host her own talk show one day now. Katie wants planned a dog flash mob that got a huge first. It says she also heard nothing turns her off more than when someone tries to kiss her at the inopportune moment. They whoever wrote this clearly doesn't like Katie. You will, Matt be able to live up to Katie's standards? Can we see Katie again? I think Katie's I'm gonna put her in the drip category. Yeah, I think she's got some fun sponge around. Yeah, yeah, for sure. Just witty

storyteller is witty storyteller. But I think she'll do a good job of like probably hiding any sort of like abrasive characteristic she has because she's got her eye on the prize. Like, I don't feel like we're gonna see these kinds of things come out right away. Because if she's as focused where her bio is talking about her her acclaimed storytelling abilities. Now she wants to do a talk show, I feel like I think she's got little Machiavelli in her, Like, yeah, I think she could be

a villain. She definitely all right, will you pullup, Kyla? She's cute, twenty l she's adorable. Who Rob, you're up? Yeah, she's twenty eight. She's a health care advocate from Durham, North Carolina. She's an unique soul that's driven and passionate about the health work she does in her community. While she loves that work, Uh, while she loves that her work means a lot to the people of Durham, it means so much more to her because life is all

about giving back. She's committed to her job. Um, but she doesn't look at that negatively. Uh. She's now able to focus on herself and herself first. Um, she's hopeless romantic that's looking for a man to truly sweeper off her feet. She can be shy at first, but once she feels that spark, it's on. Nothing turns Kale on more than a respectful man with emotional intelligence and a

desire to give back. Life full of love and services, one that Kayla is dedicated to, and we think that together she and met can make the world a better place. Kyla lives for a good tailgate. I like that, idolizes Rihanna, and she only likes camping. If she's glamping, she's really cute. I like her the best that it was we went from philanthropy to tailgating. That was the best transition, and glamping doesn't necessarily go along with like she just likes

skipping back. Yeah, she's adorable. I feel like Katie contristing glamping to camping. Yeah, for sure, she's got something. Um all right, Anna, we have Kimberly. Kimberly, I like her hair. Caroline, all right, Delta, do you have a weekend? I don't know what. I don't know what that means. Else, I got a pilot for you. She was like, sees a gut you. You look like you'd be a great pilot. Have you ever wanted to go into the shopping card around?

You could be a flight attendant? Everything about it? Never mind, I see you throwing up in a very small bag. We need to get your number. Oh my, I don't know your Your feet look like they're really stuck in those shoes. Maybe you could take them off and like walk through this thing. Kimberly. She's carefree, soul um and would have no problem picking up her life and move into a new town on a whim. Okay, she's funny, loyal, trustworthy. She's a voice of reason and shoulder to cry on.

She values a healthy lifestyle and she wants to She loves picnics, good snacks, and the weather permits going on the hunt for Seattle's best sunset viewpoints. Okay, hunting, but I'm on the hunt for sunnes and go find a sunset future. Oh she keeps, but it's not afraid to step away if the expectations aren't okay, leave leave grown man who will support her? Oh she's not. She's not gonna get a ring out of her me. Look at

her last sentence. You can't have me zero cats allowed. Um. She isn't afraid of anything except finding out that the guy she's into has a foot fetish. I mean, how many people have she met with a foot fetish? Miles? Why am I on trail? He stopped hitting up Kimberly and your I just think they're beautiful works of art and I wish she would embrace that more in her photos. There's not There is actually nothing weird than a man who, like, after a while, reveals a foot fetish and you're like, yeah,

uh mo, wanna is one of her to happen? No, but the idea of it, I'm like, I would be shook. Oh and she refuses to go on a date at a cemetery. Okay, what she lost me? She lost me? Airline recruiter is very confusing. It's like lying dates at cemeteries, and everyone kept showing her feet at the cemetery's you look like you'd really landed, plain captain. Um wow. Alright, Okay, this is my friend's daughter. That is Cynthia Rowley's daughter, Kit,

who's so freaking cute in real life. She's adorable, adorable. Alright, alright, okay, this is Kit. She's a fashion entrepreneur from New York. She's a true born and raised New Yorker. She currently lives at home with her parents in the West Village while finishing her last year of undergrad at n y U Dulan College. How I guess, yeah, I guess there's

a pandemic. She could have left. She hasn't had a serious relationship since her first love in high school, but that's only because she hasn't found a man who can measure up to the level of emotional intelligence she needs. Um. She found that most guys don't match her maturity level. Even though she's only twenty one. She's ready for a serious commitment. She's looking for a man who is genuine,

open and honest. She has a straight shooter, has no interest in anyone who is fake or indirect This bad as one. Wants to find someone who can keep up with her witty banter and hold their own in the New York social scene. She knows that she has high standards, but she has no doubt that Matt will be able to live up to the hype. This Look at this what she can do? She can surf and high heels, that's amazing. She's the first to admit she has a

horrible RBF. What's RVF. What's that? I don't know, fetish you're young with's that? But don't we all? I'm always like, yeah, I have a terrible ray bitch face. Um and men and flipflops make Kit mad. This is who are Rookie is a year Jerry is a crush on Jerry already ridiculously cute. She's just too young, That's my only thing. It's like she needs to go out. She's obviously completely mature, born and raised New Yorker. She's cool as ship. She just needs to like go out and do some living.

She doesn't need to like be engaged. She's twenty year old, cool New Yorker yeah, and fashion entrepreneur not yeah. And on this show, you're gonna get smoked by people like Cassandra who are like have lived yes, op to Matt in a much at a different level. But I think she's so cute in person that she will she might make it. She'll I think the other women will really attack her age and now she'll probably go far because

she's so cute. And then eventually he'll probably want to look like a good guy so he won't want to take her to the fantasy suites. But he will probably he'll probably do the right thing and not take her to the Fantasy Sweets, So she'll definitely go to Paradise. Caroline's going to give her a tattoo by the end of the season, Oh for sure. She leves post a new post post post punk. Yeah, she'll get it. Okay, This is me Kristen a twenty seven year old attorney

from Virginia Beach. She's super cute. Um, here's her by. She's very smart and successful attorney, and she her dreams of finding a perfect match, but she doesn't much time today because she's an attorney. She's true wifey material. Not only she beautiful, she's firstly loyal, intelligent, and credits her unmatched work ethic to her incredible mother. Her mother raised her. She's definitely the party starter. Needs a man who won't be intimidated by her natural magnetism. She also needs someone

who isn't afraid of being openly affectionate. But because with her personal space goes out the window, Kristin wants a man who will let her be the biggest cheerleader and who will be in turn the same for her. If you want to get an edge with Kristen. She says pink roses are the way to her heart, but maybe a red rose from Matt might suffice. She's always up

for karaoke, and she does Disney songs. Kristen does not share food unless both parties have previously agreed upon it, and nothing is more important to Kristen than oral health. And she never travels a out her electric toothbrush and extra batteries. Excuse me, floss him. She's going to go out of the limo with floss, didn't we see try to get up in there? Yes, yes, she's going to be all over like the flossy thing. She's super cute. I don't think she's top three, and I don't think

she's a villain. Yeah, she just kind of blends in there for me that she just I mean, she's got great teeth, got great teeth. I think you have an interesting moment where we see that she doesn't know what physical boundaries are all over him in a weird wye and like that awkward music underneath. Oh yeah, and Christina man close talk the girl. Maybe she also will close talk the girls and people will be like it's pandemic and she's close talking me maybe she tries to floss

people's teeth when they're sleeping. Yes, we can only hope. We can only top alrightever, down as most flossy, she's definitely the flossy is. We're gonna take a break and we'll be back with the l I don't know about you, but things are getting so hot in here. I think break and her back and we're back with the els as advertised. Speaking of els, we have Lauren who's a super foxy corporate attorney take it away Miles, corporate attorney

from Miami, Florida. She is a Florida girl through and through. Successful corporate lawyer. Recently had her oh her law reviews published. In her free time, she likes fashion, going the beach, work, announcement time with the girlfriend. She's in a book club. She's got everything going for She wants to share her life because she's so successful, we get it. She wants someone that's genuine and authentic. She needs a man. She needs to feel that the man she's with Julie has

her back in any situation. Okay, everything is reading very normal. She needs a mature She needs a mature family man that is on the same page. Great not wanting to have kids is a major deal breaker for her. She says that none of the guys that she has dated in the past have truly been her best friend, and she's hoping to change that. She's terrified of lizards and frogs, lives for the Christmas season, and loves two thousands of hip hop. I mean, who does who does that? Who does?

I feel like I feel like he's gonna want somebody with more spunk, Like she's beautiful. I think he needs somebody on you know what I mean? Like she was totally nice, super beautiful. I think she'll do well in paradise. My suspicion is he will pick like a peppy, sparkly, like extra fun gal. Yeah, the woman who's going to crash the plane into the bluffs of plane crashers, the plane crasher arden. Can I just real quick, why do you say that? I don't remember Matt. Was he kind

of boring? No? No, I I just think I think he's not boring. I think he wants someone fun Like I think he's kind of fun and he wants someone kind of fun because he's also been hanging out like his best friend is Tyler, and so he's been he's been, Like in the beginning of the pandemic, he was hanging out with like Hannah By. No, Hannah Bey is a little crazy, but she's like she's a firecracker at least. I feel like he's going to want a little bit

of a firecracker. Okay, I got you in a good way, Like I think you will want somebody he can handle a woman personality. I know nothing about him, but I feel like he's going to pick somebody kind of spunky, and I don't know why. Okay, I want that for him. I feel like I like him enough that I want him to pick someone with personnel. We wanted to end, well, Anna, what were you about to say? And he's never been on the show before. We know nothing about him. Oh,

I just assumed he was. He was a contestant that I forgot about. Just chose him because he was best friends with Tyler Cameron and gotten very visible and was I did not know that. So they did a lot of working out videos together during the pandemic. It was he, Hannah By and Tyler. He and Tyler met in college.

I think they played sports together maybe, and they're like best friends and wide receivers yeah, and then so like he seems of fun because I don't know, we didn't know anything about him nothing eating he could be fun. I mean because oftentimes, Miles, oftentimes the Bachelor's historically they pick the most neutered, harmless, super Christian like not SEXI or dirty, like very harmless dudes with like scripture tattoos

on their ribs. Yeah. Yeah, because they're trying like triangulate like the most fuckable guy based on the interests of like most American watchers. And they do like fuckable but like not dirty, like like very safe. But the woman that wrote the review of my book that they want her to like the Batchel Yeah, like it's gentle love making. Yeah, fantasy. They don't want the dirty dog. It's missionary. And there's breath Man's Yes, exactly, missionary breath Man. And there's a

follow up, thank you car Missionary breath Mints. I love that band. Maggie is adorable. The only thing working against her. Can he handle a woman who's four years older? I think she's super cute. Who is up? I think it's me. I went with Magia just to mix it up. Um could be Maggie might go with Magi thirty two Pharmacists Ethiopia Um same page. Maggie or Magi beautiful, kind hearted woman, striking good looks or a small part of her story

do tell. Grew up in Ethiopia, which is cool. She says moving to the US was a scary thing she's ever done. Doesn't regret it. Um she was able to move to the US after she won the diversity vis a. Lotto's amazing, grateful of the opportunities take something for granted. People often described as two nice, but she sees your

kindness as the biggest strength, power and resilience behind it. Honest, looking for a partner that she can share everything with and love and compassion for culture like she does when she's not working or studying to further her career. She loves to explore the town's historical buildings. Why yeah, I just did that last Saturday, drink wine at her favorite local restaurants, and spend nights with a girlfriend's watching movies. Meeting Matt will be very new, exciting experience for her.

Excited to be to show the women's she got a place where arranged marriages were common. Yeah, she grew up in up sorry places with arranged marriages were very common, So she's excited to be here to show the women back home that everyone deserves to choose who they love. That's amazing. It's reading so fast, I missed the best sentence. Thank you Arden. Maggie runs a nonprofit that supplies shoes to girls back in her hometown. Oh my god. Up,

Maggie loved playing ping pong. Oh my god. The best surprise Maggie ever received was two front row tickets to a Beyonce concert. Well, she's my love her. She's definitely top three. She's stopped three. You where does she doubt? Do we know where she's She's what historical buildings were though? Can we see her one more time? The only red flag is if she lives in like a small town and there's only one historical Yeah, she just keeps going back,

Like how fucking huge he keeps going back. She's adorable. She's the old lime town hall. He's twenty two. Do we think he cares? If you're him? Do you care? Miles? No? No, She's like she's like a she's so striking, like it's unbelievable, and like that depends on him, right, you know what I mean? You don't know enough about him. If he's just like, oh, I want to like party and just whatever, then she's going to be way too good for him. She's got like im like levels of like should transcending

sort of what everyone else like. If he's in the I GHT like, then there's that there within this crew. But I think she does some modeling because her Instagram is like a lot of professional photos that are really beautiful, and then her organization is called my Shoes um so, but yeah, it doesn't say where she lives right now. I can't find that a lot of strong competitive competition. And well, he's like one of the most He's I'm

he's the most exciting bachelor they've ever had. And it's also a pandemic, so it's like people are available, and I think when people saw that it was him, everyone was like, yeah, I want to throw my hat in the ring. I think they got pretty pretty great ladies. Okay, next got turned down. Um I got turned down too. I was surprised, all right, Rob takeing with Mari Mari Mary Marie. I'm gonna say, Mari m a r I

lots of lips going on. She's way I mean, if that last Woman was thirty two marketing director from Oddenton, Maryland. She is a former beauty queen living in the American dream. After moving to Maryland from Puerto Rico as a teenager, Mary Marie enrolled in college and competed in pageants, most recently winning Miss Maryland USA in twe and placing top ten and Miss Miss USA. Okay, that's hard to do.

The career focused woman on the go who is ready to find love, the love of her life, and settle down. She says that as a partner, she's very nurturing and thoughtful and helps to find a man who values her and gives her the same. She describes herself as a romantic, thoughtful, all in partner and loves to make her significant other happy by cooking for them, planning small surprises, and giving massages.

My loves her job and says it's very important that she's a marketing director that she has her own thing going for She loved that she can work completely remote because she can't wait to have kids and wants the working mom that shows young women they could truly have it all. Mary, you can't have it all, and she's planning to get her voting license that's excited, and she visiting an elephant sanctuary in Thailand is at the top

of Marie's bucket. We see Marie again one more time, just a I mean, she's beautiful her Instagram she is so much prettier. Is a terrible photo of her. She's beautiful well in her her Instagram she's even prettier because you show us a picture of her, like she is? She a smoke show. She might be a smoke show. God, smoke show is the best smoke I mean, I've got a new word smoke show. How dare you call that smoke show? Smoke show? Titia is a smoke show? He

was Actually yeah, I was like, what's wrong with smoke show? Yeah? Like, like, why are you mad at the smoke show? Got called a smoke show? All right? Get ready, Mariala, You're gonna have way more than twelve followers. Oh she's oh my god, ship total smoke shell. Well, she's got to redo her bucket list. But I think she's going to go far. He is stunning. Those elephants and she raised in Thailand are so cool. I want to go one of those so bad, I know, but it's you know, come on,

you know what I mean. I mean, that's twenty four here to be like on your photo on the site. She doesn't, I can't. I'm going thirsty. I'm going thirsty. Lie about their age on the show that they get busted, you know, like on some of them. Don't you have to produce a I d No one ever gets busted, and I'm sure a lot of them. Why I'm sure she's twenty four. Um, I think she's gonna go far. I think she's hot enough that he might want to

take her to fantasy suitets. I'm gonna put her on my top three and I might put her as uh potential thirsty. Wait, wait a minute, is this is this pageant? Yeah? Okay, pageant? Okay, okay, top three potential thirst, top three potential thirst for sure? Oh okay. I want to see her. I want to see what she looks like when she's started by herself and she's on Instagram. Okay, Um, who is opposite you?

Rob Marylynn? Marylynn? Okay? So then we have Dr Banana Mary mary Lynn Marylynn Rights cub Mary Lynn coordinator from Studio City, California. Um, she needs a man to commit and isn't afraid to wear his heart on his sleeves, and she wants someone sleeves. He's got a book sleeves. She wants someone stable. I mean, what what what is that? You will love her unconditionally. Maybe she'll hook up with

the woman that's looking for stability. Yeah, physical stability. Wants oil to the core, and she hopes to be married with two or more rescue dogs. And inspirational inspirational okay, and healthy life, which means she wants to be an influencer. Thursday marylyn Is Thursday hopes to start several companies focused around her environmental welfare and healthy lifestyle choices full thirst. She doesn't she doesn't see herself with anyone who is lazy, lazy, introverted,

or someone who doesn't prioritize or health and hygiene. Then I'm out. I don't know, you haven't a clean myself? Not what do you call it by? What do you mean? Hygiene? Hygiene? No, I'm sorry, path bye, Jane. Keep it moving, Keep it moving. She loves Disneyland. She hopes to start a nonprofit for the environment to you know, help get rid of single use plastic. And she grew up surfing, but it's terrified of sharks. I just see what she looks like on

her Instagram. People love Disneyland. They love I mean, like I like Disneyland. I'm not a monster, but like, I'm sorry, that's a huge red flag. If you do your special SOFCE category that you love Disneyland, you know it's not foot fetish, not the Disneyland. Yeah, I'll give you a foot fetish over Disneyland. I mean hatred of foot fetish. Yeah, thank you, thank you, we're back. She's super thirsty and you don't know what she's doing with that. Oh yeah,

m it isn't interesting. M hm, yes, the thing is like and maybe it's just because I'm older, older, but to me, that's like someone that's like in the philanthropy and nonprofit organization. And then every single photo is like her posing, you know what I mean. Look at that beach photo. What in god, good god, that's like scream And then look at her crouching. Sorry, if you if you wait, if you let that one right there, what is she sitting on? What is that? Did I just do?

What did I do? How did I do that? What happened? Okay, it's okay, it's okay, okay, it's okay, it's okay. Oh my god, Okay, there we go. Katie's back. That's just a seat. What is it like a turnstile? Yeah? I can't. I mean I'm a pupper as full thirst Yeah, look at that and it said yum summertime. Oh my god. No, she's not gonna she's not gonna be top three. I'm just putting her thirsty for shar point. Summer is tasty. Oh my god. Head down in like a fruit bowl

as a joke and go. It's fun. They're ste hungry. Who did Miles? Did you read the thirsty one? Was that you? Uh? No, I didn't do that one? Doctor read the doctor read it? Okay, kay, m J all right, this is stylist and j She's from Hudson, Ohio. Um. I will ask Anthony later where Hudson is. Um. She's a beauty expert who sees the beauty of life and all that she does. She grew up on a small island in Lake Erie. Apparently it's an island where she

love being outdoors and on the water. She's passionate about making people feel better about themselves and says her calling in life is to make the world a more, more beautiful place. She wants a man that will be just as giving as she is and will shower her with the reciprocated love she deserves. I don't know that. She dreams of settling down with someone reliable, decisive, and family oriented, and says she needs a man they'll be as fiercely

loyal to her as she is to them. She is very social and wants a man who will let her maintain her independence and one had unnecessary drama to her life. She is drama, you guys. She'll be gone on the first time. Um. She loves a man with a plan, but has no interest in someone with an inflated ego or unrealistic expectations. She cannot deal with someone who is never on time. She's charming and memorable. Once she enters the bachelor bubble, we don't think Matt will have any

trouble keeping her on down. She loves her risk of music. Her favorite music to dance do. Her best trip was camping in Sahara, and she enjoys the spicy margarita. I feel like we'd be friends with her, but I don't think that she's think she's fun. I don't think she's gonna I think it's too cut throw. I think she's a fun, nice gale that would be our buddy. And I don't think she's gonna survive the cutthroat Pandem's bubble that is these ladies fighting for the hottest bachelor that's

ever existed. Her hair is not ready for the big time. He's not ready for the big time. Up next is me with Piper, twenty three year old graduate student from Happy Value or again, don't discount Piper it's just a pretty face, because there's way more to the stunt of them. She's a package. She's gonna create his mind, a master's degree of marketing, and a wonderful family. The only thing missing a man to enjoy. She's caring, all right, what

do what do we have? Uh? She have values independence, even though she loves having a partner, and she wants parts of her life that remain her own. She needs someone with confidence and knows what they want in life because forethought is so important to her. Um. She's very into European cars and dreams of owning a Rolls Royce. Huh. She loves her Grandma and call she calls her mom

Graham Cracker that's fucking cute. That's so cute. I love that she's not at Picnics because the idea of sitting on the ground and eating is not appealing to her. That in the Rolls Royce makes me think high maintenance. I do love Graham Cracker. I don't think she's going

to be a villain top three or making it too far. Yeah, I have to say her hatred of Picnics, patriot to pick real red flag kind of desire for a Rolls Royce, Like I can see somebody like she wants a vintage I don't know, like a nineteen sixty eight Alpha Romeo, but like to want to cover the rules Royce, and to not want to sit on the ground and eat, like yeah, big big red flags. That's a red flag all right. Up next we have Miles Is doing Rachel. Yeah,

the old man would be like a Saudi Arabian prince. Okay, he's not gonna make you sit on a ground somewhere. He's probably owns fifteen Rolls Royce. Is you just were disrespectful? Oh yeah, she needs she needs a sugar daddy. She's screaming sugar Daddy. Rachel is twenty four She's a graphic designer from Coming, Georgia with beautiful eyes and a personality to match. Rachel's a Southern sweetheart with a close knit family.

She's a hopeless romantic to her core. She's never been in love and believes that Matt may just be the guy to change that. Or maybe it's the whole being on a TV thing. Who knows. Rachel is hoping her love story will be something huge and life altering. She wants to look back on her life when she's old and feel that she's made the most out of it. Nothing makes her happier than a good movie, good wine, shark,

hooterie boy. Rachel needs a man who will make every day with her something to tell her future children about, and says, at the end of the day, love is what makes your life more special than others. Life could be hard and really quoting dark at times, but if you have someone by your side that loves you more than they love themselves, that makes it all worth it in the end. That is such a long quote to put in their bio. That's how they spelled, like how

her hometown is spelled. Yeah yeah. Her favorite way to pass the time is by doodling. She takes slow drivers, and she's very neat with organization and cleanliness and messy with plans and schedule. She's a neat nick who's going to be late. Let me see what she looks like. She's cute young women. How many ear rings she has? She has like twenty six ear rings on her right ear that's that's that's what she he sharter around. I think it was like Hannah Gee said her favorite food

with charcoutery boards. Really yeah, I remember that because I remember the game. It was so weird. And now there's two women here that say that. And I don't know what was this, Which one was handy too young to be liking charcoutery boards, Peter be or whatever. I don't know. I mean, I just don't get it. This is like the third young from this show that I've heard mentioned. That must be like a boogie lifestyle thing. I'm like, no, not the sarcoutery girl. It's like diving over for avocado toast.

This is all yeah, well, because that shows like you don't eat fries at some fun right, And I don't eat the bread. I don't eat the bread. I eat the meat and the cheese. I'm ket alright, I euro I don't need bologney. I eat euro meat, no bread, Robbie, Robbie, yea portions. I just feel like it's it's the new wave of saying yes, yeah. It's like yes, I'm gonna eat.

I'm gonna eat. I'm gonna look like I'm ordering a lot, but I'll just have a couple of thin slices of something olive, and I'll have an olive and a pickle. That actually makes sense. Or whoever is is writing these bios is like super high and super love Charcouterie. They love charcter and they keep forgetting that they've already used Charcuterie twice. Yeah, there are some. Yeah, I would give some edit notes on some of the sentences, like when Europe was mentioned twice in a sent This person is

so high locked in the pandemic working for ABC. They're just craving CHERCUTTERI in Europe, all right, Aaron Europe with Senday Sony. They didn't you match her. They didn't match her foundation with her arms. Oh yeah, okay, she's adorable. Shut kind of blends in with the skin color. Um. I would call it a salmon is a salmon senday t consultant. Den't Colorado beautiful. Seney has a contagious as

for life. From swimming with shark Florida, South Africa UM to being inducted to the University of Florida Hall of Fame for Outstanding Leaders I'm sorry, service and academic achievement. Nothing is out of her reach. Um. This energetic Florida native has a thousand what smile and here to find a man she could probably bring home. So Florida girl, Florida girls to Florida. They said Florida three times. I better have Europe said twice in Florida rather have Denver

said anything more than Florida. So a fresh outlook on life feels that Matt could be the perfect addition She's been looking forward. Describes her perfect man as selfless, ambitious, considerate. She licks activities, hiking, outdoors, red rocks, pavilion, amphitheater, hopes to find a partner, will always be up for an adventure. Seney wants nothing more than to go on the adventure of a lifetime, but the hopes of finding a love and life changing blah blah blah. Sanay completed her first

marathon when she was sixteen years old. Wow, people who don't return their shopping cart at the grocery store drive her crazy. Then I had a pet parrot for most of her childhood. Red flag. Those are all red flags. Time just to take a little very cute. I bet she's super hot in person. Did they do the Florida connection because Tyler's from Florida? Are they putting girl in? Are you still in Florida right now? Aaron? No, Now I'm in Waco, Texas? Got it? Yeah, I just chasing

covid um the wait, well this is her? No, No, she's like in her Okay, so so they're not all all of these Instagram accounts. They look very manicure, like did they go through knowing that we're going to do this? I mean, she's really little figure. Look at our fucking little fig? Is cute? They're all posed? I mean, how look I here's her honest question. Look at the graduation and you're young. I love the hike in my short short?

Do you guess that's how I hi? Wow? Like I would never post for that when I was twenty four. Here's an honest question. How do you people make I know it's filters. I know, it's like a certain How do people make everything always everything look pale, pink and like everything? How do you so, say, you get on and you're preparing yourself and you're trying to be an influencer, how do you actually do that? Like do you have

to just keep hiring people to take your picture? Like how do you where do they get all these pictures? I don't understand why mine doesn't look like that? Yeah, I'm getting you're not trying hard? And what apps are using? First of all, what apps are using? Um? I have reeled it up. How to make your face look real? Real? And uh and and no, no filters? You got Visco cam? I got Visco cam? Are you even this is like speaking Russian? What's that? Remember that one you showed us

that makes your legs longer? Oh? Yeah, let's Visco cam. Visco cam is what makes your you can try to make but like, but there's so many settings on there, Like there's like fifty thousand settings. So how do you make yourself look like you just like got off of going to Coachella for every photo? I don't understand. I don't get it. I do think hot girls like this, and I'm going based off my experience of interacting with my hot girlfriends who are like, I'm like, what life

do you live? I think they have a lot of people who help them with stuff because they are so hot, Like I think who like dudes pay for all their ubers and you're like, are you dating him? She's like, no, he's just a friend. Right, I get it. It's like a hot person, there's like a it's almost like a like a video game where there's a level that we're not on, so we don't know that. Like if you're hot enough, people will help you with your Instagram. Oh yeah,

I mean I know. There's like people I used to work with that have like inexplicable YouTube content and during the pandemic, like they were just doing them walking through l A subway stations and it was clearly just some thirsty dude who was like, please, I will give my time for your content, edit everything, just to be near you because you inspire me. I got it. So you gotta have people want to have to bone you. I got it. All right, great, all right, I'm gonna get

that'll be on. That'll be That's how you get your pictures to look like I'm gonna first, I'm gonna have my I'm gonna bring my microphone, and when when the when Venus saturned, When Venus and Saturn are aligned tonight, I'm gonna make a wish for people that want to bone me to make pretty looking content. That's what I'm gonna do, just like this, my platypus sock. All right, Yeah, we're to take a quick break and we'll be right back with platypus socks and sexiness. Bone Zone. Let's get

in the bone zone. Does and her back, Sarah, she's cute. She They styled her in a way that feels like Linda Linda Hamilton's terminator, Like I feel like she wants to look better than that. And they made her look like she's like the new cop on the four. She's twenty four, but she looks in her late They definitely styled her badly. She looks like Crystal who married Goose. We just had a baby or is she tragning with somebody else? Okay before she's a broadcast journalist from San Diego.

She's always unifying your fairy tale ending she comes. She comes from an incredibly close knit family and says that her parents are the true example of the loving and loyal relationship that she wants for herself. One day. She's been in too serious relationships, but unfortunately neither turned out to be her prince charming, always traveling, fine new foods, going to concerts, tennis hiking, tennis hiking and biking. She is hoping to find a man who prioritizes fitness and

healthy lifestyle. Just give me funny, someone who turned every day. Blah blah blah. One thing that's very important to Sara's finding a man who's commitment to faith is as strong as her is. Okay, one of those she helps one day, being a power couple that when they're not spending time with the kids, they're doing work for the community and giving back to the children in need. She's a hopeless romantic who hopes she gets a fairy tale ending that

she's always always wanted. Uh. She is a trained fire dancer. Okay, we'll see that. We'll see that one night. So her personal superhero is over winfree and she dabbles in photography asn't a hobby. I mean, let's see her face again. I want to see what she looks like when she styles herself because because she's really pretty, and they styled her to look like you're step mom, you know what I mean, like like your dad, Like, oh that's just Sarah,

my dad married her. I don't understand the sweater, the zip up sweater. I mean, she's cute. I feel that they much much cuter, much cuter. Again, here's the light. She's got the vs c O kind of pink, that pinkish filter on everything. If you scroll down a little. Yeah, they're all ready for it. They're all ready for their clothes. They all have the same filters happening. They're just waiting for those brands to be tagged in these photos. Yeah,

you know, Yeah, it's crazy. All these people there's this is just their Instagram is just like this, like already already, she's been like building for this. You're all Instagram models. There's not one of them that's just like, you know, here's me with no makeup on and whatever. Go here's me with a sock on a microphone that shaped like a platfum. You know, take a week off and don't shower and be a human being. These these these women, they by the way, real quick, I forgot I was

I just got sidetracked by charcoutery. But I forgot to mention Rachel's favorite thing to do to pass the time is doodling, And that might be my favorite thing I've ever read in my life. Doodling, doodling. I had to. I mean, I missed the time when they told us what tattoos everybody had, Like I miss Like, I feel like they're not giving us anything to really sink our teeth water down. It's a very charcoutery. It's the charcoutery

of bios. Yeah. Yeah, we want the Brazilian steakhouse where you get you eat the meat off the stick that comes around, and we're getting and charcruitery right right. Podcast that's the word. I couldn't remember. It says she's a podcaster, Sarah. It says from here to Wear on Apple and Spotify. We have the same agency. This one is is wants to be famous broadcast journalists. Yeah, all right, she's a little thirsty, Sarah trot if she's already she's a little thirsty. Yeah, okay, um,

who is up to read? And who we have Serena see she's cute flight attendant. The other one might have scouted her she's adorable. The whole time she's distracted. She's like, heyy, so what jarliney? And I'm sorry, I want to do the best ship. Okay, I just think you could work for Malaysia. I don't know you. Okay, who's up reading where we've needed a last initial? There must be another Serena who read that last one? All right? So that means that means that Tanna is up all right? Serena

see flight attendant from San Francisco. She's a free spirit. Um okay. Uh. She wants a partner, Yeah, okay, great game, it's all just whatever. She's looking for a man with charisma, good character, someone who has a strong physical connection with her. Perfect day is getting all dressed up for a fancy night out, taking in the sunset over good champagne and a thought provoking conversation. There's an idea of this woman having I can't imagine any of these people having thought

provoking conversations. But she wants to be professionally successful. But also they just said she's a free spirit again, Okay, dude, I like her. I like Serena. See she wants to travel the world. Um, she wants a special man. Nothing makes Serena Shee happier than when she puts together the perfect outfit a Barbie doll. Oh my god, I loved my Barbie so much that she's not a fan of birthday attention, though we neither. I hate when anybody makes

it fuss about my birthday. I hate it. I just can't stand any attention, Like let's does not even talk about I don't even know when your birthday I am in. I did eat eat it. Oh my god, that's for me. I hate it, but like not to be like on your birthday for putting putting together you're a perfect outfit, like threw yourself off the want you to know. I love what you're right down so much. I want to

throw a karaoke birthday party. And I had a blimp that flew around the party, remote control blimp that said with my head shot on it and a sign that said happy birthday art and love art and on it. And somewhere that was at the gower gulch of like that where they said that like shitty karaoke bar, and somewhere between leaving that bar and getting back to my apartment, the blimp with my name and my face and that sign. It must have flown out of my Jetta and like

fallen all over Hollywood, like I lost. I didn't realize that i'd lost. It wasn't in the car when I got home. So somewhere, at some point in time floating around Hollywood was a remote control like party blimp with my head shot and a sign that's aid happy birthday, art and love art and on it. I love. A birthday is your responsibility. You want a party, you gotta throw it yourself. That's the deal. You can't pout that nobody celebrated your birthday. You want it done right, You

do it yourself. Birthday man or lady. All Right, here we go, we've got twelve minutes left. She's so cute. She's so cute. She likes bottomless mimosas and chicken wings. I think she's gonna make me maybe make top three. I think she's freaking adorable. Only if she puts together the perfect it's gonna be the perfect outfit. All right, Katie, Serena, Pete, Katie, really skim this one because we're about to lose erin.

It all comes down to those fun facts at the end. Yeah, all right, Serena p twenty two too young publicists from Canada, although she has Canadians, so I'm like, maybe she'll be cool. Um blah blah blah blah blah. She's twenty two, it doesn't matter. She says she's chronically chronologically angry. She would love to have a pet. Chickens that she could have a pet in an endless supply of eggs all in one, and her learning how to change attire is at the

top of her bucket list. That's super attainable and ironically angry, So that means you're always cranky. I'm gonna put her as shifter. I'm gonna put her as potential. I have to say. Her Instagram, though, like, is kind of normal. That alright, alright, I mean if you're trying to date and you put down chronically hanky, all right, who's next. We have Sydney. She's super cute, twenty eight year old

marketing specialists from Nashville. Um. She she she might come off as tough, it's just because she's blunt, but it doesn't mean she's not romantic, Okay. Um. She hates awkward dinner conversation and says a man with big goals is her biggest turn on. She uh, amusement parks creep her out. She's embarrassed to admit it, but growing up she loved the Twilight Books and she's allergic to off a cocado's

amusement parks are the best. Um. I mean, she's opinionated woman who knows what she wants and isn't afraid to vocalize it. I'm going to put her as a potential villain. She feels like she might get into some ship with some people. M m, like a ship ster, like a firestarter. Maybe I kind of like her. I like that she left the Twilight Books and I was a little embarrassed. I feel terrible because avocados are a treasure. Yeah, alright, our next up we have Miles reading Oh my Goodness

Victoria right after my Heart. I would recommend reading this whole bio is the last woman will because I'm already Victoria seven occupation queen. Now, Miles calls his adorable girlfriend her majesty so just so, but different person Victoria or Queen Victoria. She likes to refer to herself or has outgrown her quote. Once upon a Time jet set her lifestyle, but not her sense of grandeur to focus towards entrepreneurship and has launched a few businesses in the health and

beauty space. Victoria. Now, Victoria knows she has a big personality and she needs a strong man who can keep up, but who won't be controlling in any way, shape or form. The top things Victoria needs in a relationship or loyalty, honesty, independence, meditation, and spirit spirituality play a big part. Blah blah blah. The girls know what the girl knows what she wants, and good luck to anyone who tries to stop her. Victoria loves the perfect up at all sprits. The light

of her life is Coco, her golden doodle. And Victoria's biggest turn off is a man who can't keep his room clean. Wow by mean all right? So she's a thirsty villain, all right. So how does she balance the meditation and spirituality with her sense of grandeur. That's quite a journey. He's a very expensive outfit to attitude, all right. So now let's each take Let's just everybody take two minutes, and then we're gonna go around and we're gonna read.

So gather your top three next bachelorette villain thirsty, and who's going to be like the biggest nightmare we do we want? Is there like the shipster sort of like this, like the tailor shipster. We'll do that. So top three, next bachelor, villain thirsty and like the shipster, like the fire starter. Okay, all right, First up we'll go with Rob says he's ready. Rob take us through in any order your pixar My fire starter is Wait, how do

you spell that? We m a n I emani Okay, yes, okay, great, thirsty is aliena I l e A n a Okay, I want to see see I need to see your thirsty. Oh yes, yes, okay, great, yes, yes. Villain is Victoria? Yes? Uh? My top three I'm gonna say first, let's say the Bachelor, the Bachelorette. Top three is Bree okay, Cassandra with a C yes, and Kaylee with a K okay, okay. Then he's gonna win. Who's gonna win? What's the order? What's your order with that? Um? Okay? So my my order

number one, number two, number three? Right? Um? So my order is Cassandra number one, and then uh Bree number two and then Kaylee number three? Love this okay? And I don't know why, just because I like her. I'm gonna say the Bachelorette just because I like her and I but I had no other place for is Maggie. I love it? Okay, great, Okay, I hope you're right that those are great picks. Rob, I really I hope you. I wish you luck, I hope you win you Okay? Who else? Who wants to go next? I can go?

All right? Myles? Uh for villain, this is hard. I think it's going to be Victoria, who will also be the fire starter as well? Or ship position. I just feel like they're going that's sort of one and the same ish uh top ory for clarity, the shipster is usually uptight, like the villains more fun and like doesn't give a ship and this and like the ship ster is like, um, can you believe with the villain just

said like like they're usually that's Queen Queen Victoria. I think Queen Victoria is then more uptight, so should be the shipster. So then who are your so who's your villain going to be? Uh? This is it's a it's a wild swing, but kay, I think it's possible. Oh yes, yes, yes, he wants her own talk show. She's did a dog flash mob. It okay, great, she'll she'll stunt for the camera. The thirstiest person is going to be possibly. Here's the thing I have. I think Alana could be in the

top three. And this is just me going out, going to outer space, because thirsty can also often go far, thirsty can win. I believe Alana is thirsty and in the top three, and the top three being she'll be in third place, Maggie will be in second, and Cassandra will win. I love this, Okay, okay, and it's gonna piss so many people off that Alana is going this far because it'll be so I don't know. I just feel like that's the energy that will be embodied. And

then the Bachelorette I think could be Cassandra. I just but but if she won, then she can't be the bachelorrette. If she wons, oh right, then I'm sorry. Then it's going to be Maggie. I love this. Oh I just got chills. I got so excited. I literally just got chills. All Right, I'm gonna go my fire starter like the pissy one. It's like, uh, it's gonna be Caroline. She's the one that has the tattoos and loves so that she likes New Order. But she likes New Order. She's

my fire starter, my villainous queen Victoria. The thirsty one is Leana with her like funky monkey bar. My top three are Cassandra, Um, Cassandra, Maggie and gosh um Arden. Come on, do I want to go MARII? Or do I want to go Anna the flight the pilot. Um, I'll go Anna, I'll go Anna, and then and Um bachelorette. Gosh Um, I'll go Mauri bachelorette mhm uh. I feel

like they've never had a woman from Puerto Rico. I think she'll be beautiful and um that was and uh and she's I think in real life, a real stunner and that men would like love to like fight to win her her honor. I don't know which one is that. She was the one that has a terrible photo. She's twenty four next to Maggie to the right of but her Instagram she's smoking. Um. I was going to put her in my top three. I was torn between she and Anna. Depends if he wants like a like like

the cheerleading captain or not. Um all right. So next up we have Aaron Foley. Oh my god, this is so hard. Um, Okay, I know I'm just gonna take some swings. Great. I can't Amber yet. Nobody's picked the head tilt yet. Okay, go ahead, right, head tilt mom, Yes, French coat, Yes, yes, you know I'm gonna go. I'm gonna add a category drunk on the first day and I'm doing Amber there, love it, great villain. I'm gonna

go with Victoria fire Starter. I know what you mean by Caroline, but I'm gonna pick a tailor needally woman that might be judging. I'm gonna go with Kayla because she used the word emotional intelligence in her bio. Yes. Great, so I think she's going to be like, I've got emotionally intelligence and then when you say that word, everybody hates her. Um. The top three are Cassandra Maggie say, I'm doing that, Florida Chick. Oh yeah, she loved a

little flooria a thing in there. Love, love it. And I think the next batch could be Anna, thank you. Um okay, had Dr Banana and then Serena sees also very cute. Okay, all right, Dr Banana, you're gonna be a great batch. And you're also up taking away dr Banana Um. Okay. Top three, I'm thinking Cassandra nice, Serena see. Okay, Well, I gotta look at all these breeze adorable, Serena see it's adorable. Serena sees adorable. I feel like I picked wrong,

She's so cute. Okay, great villain villain. I'm gonna go Karin, the twenty two year old that could easily be a lot of I love this. Okay, fire Starter, ship starter, I put Victoria Queen Victoria as well, thirsty. Okay. How about Thursday? Thursty is Iliana if you go to her Instagram page? Okay, and then who's the next bachelor? Who's who's gonna win? And who's the next bachelor. I didn't

say who was going to win. I didn't say my order. Well, Sandra is gonna win, and then Brie and then Serena see, and then I think next batches Brie. All right, I'm putting from my win, I'm putting Cassandra is gonna win, then Maggie and then I don't remember who then and then Anna I will be third. Okay, alright, Katy Levine brand Home for us, honey, all right, So for me, I have fire Starter Caroline, I guess, villain Victoria obviously, thirsty Iliana. Um, and then I'm having trouble figuring out

the order. But um, I have Abigail, Brie and Cassandra as my top three. Abigail, Brie and cassandraka just picking order pick, and so I kind of think Bree might take it. I don't know. She seems really cool and very down to earth. And then for next Batchelor, I kind of think, yes, Senya, and then what is your number two? What's your number? So I guess, yeah, I would say Bree, Cassandra, Abigail. I'm put in that order now. Yessenia, according to Miles, is like, oh yeah, yes, Sandy, I

forgot about you. I don't know. I think she's really cute and she's I don't know, we'll see. I like to take big swings. Um. You guys, what a joy. We first of all, what a journey. We did it again, did it again? We did it again. Boy, We've really done it. We're closing out this year on the right foot and starting this next year with anticipation. I hope to see you all in person before this time next year. Um, where can people find you? What would you like to promote?

Aaron Foley? Um, you can go on Aaron K. Foley dot com. I've got zoom comedy shows. My album is Deep Dive and I'm firing up Sports without Balls. One drops tomorrow and then there'll be plenty more in the new year. Thank you, Happy holidays. Miles Gray. Yes, yes, you can find me Twitter, Instagram, Miles of Gray. Also, uh, check out four Fiance for all you reality fans out there. Uh and yes, and let's enter this new season with hope in our hearts and messes for us to feast

our eyes upon. Okay, Robbie b I find me a r. O Benedict on Instagram and rob Benedict on Twitter. I've got a podcast called Kings of con Uh. You can find whatever you listen to podcasts and uh yeah Sending everyone happiness and health for the new uh the new year. My book Little Miss Little Compton is available worldwide anywhere you buy books. It's a great book, And if you liked it, leave a review that doesn't say I'm a

discussing person. Either are good Reads or Amazon. It's really helpful. Also, if you're like jonesing for more content. Our Patreon is so fun. And we had somebody just emailing and say, don't do Bachelor in Paradise Australia, that we should do Bachelorette Australia, that it's really fun. So uh it's it's up in the air of what's next, but it's always super fun and it's Anna and I. We have a great time. Uh Anna, Katie, what would you like to promote?

I'm just at Anna host me on Twitter and go listen to Arden who joined me on my below deck podcast entitled Deckheads. She guessed it on it, so go listen to that. Katie. I'm Katie underscore money on Twitter and Instagram. Um you guys, I would like to say that you were all such wonderful guests. Would you like to join us on the premiere episode to see how we did? Would you like to break down the first episode of Matt James this season, the three of you

having walked through us, let's seal it in. Let's see how we picked. Is it a date? It's a date? I cannot wait? All right, everybody, stay safe, hide out in your as on New Year's Eve. Where are your masks. I hope you'll have a wonderful, healthy and happy holiday. We love you and we'll see you next year. Happy holidays. Oh yeah, it all so good. I just gotta one little push when you reach your word, will you accept

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