"FIRST IMPRESSION VIBRATOR!" w/ Laci Mosley and Miles Gray

of one of Will You Accept This Rose. My name is Arta Marine, coming to you from my boogie garage somewhere in California, and I am wearing my bachelor sweatshirt that was sent to me last night, and I am feeling like, honestly, if the is the one moment of my week where I am doing okay in honor of our first guest, I might myself a little c B d T h c T because I knew what was gonna be happening on my bottom left corner. So I was like, I'm stressed out. It's January five. I've never

had a CBDT. While I was recording, but I thought today's the day I need it. I needed Let's just ease into one like a warm bath with us as a man who has really stolen our hearts. We definitely accept his rose. He is the host of the Daily Zycheist. He is our newest addict. We hooked him entering the Goat episodes and he was like okay, And then when he became kind of he got hooked on Nick Vale

and had strong opinions on Nick Kaylee. Then he went through Claire and Tatious season with us, then he broke down his picks with us, and now he's fully addicted and I like what I'm seeing, Ladies and gentlemen. Miles Gray, thank you for having me act out out to all the people who I have not spoken to the years, who listened to your show and hit me up and go are you all? Will you accept this Rose? And I'm like, I'm fine, how are you? How have you been?

And yes that is me? But yeah, it's nice to like really start like, you know, why did the picks for Tassia and now this one? But like this, I'm I'm I'm getting momentum as a rose rosehead. Well, I thought of you last night. I thought okay, you and our other guest is coming up. You guys started with the Goat episodes, and then I know that you Binge watched Tastias season and you watched it and that, like, how now you're actually like, now you kind of know

the deal. Now you've never seen it all in Calabasas, you've seen it out at the Quinta, and now you're seeing it in the woods in Pennsylvania. And I have to say it travels. It have Chris Harrison will travel. I was thinking of you and wondering if you were like, oh, I know this now, like your feelings last night. Um, yeah, like definitely. I mean I still have outstanding questions that you are built on my lack of data that I've collected from watching full seasons. But yeah, I'm definitely like

I'm starting to say ship audibly out loud. That's not okay, you're doing Okay, You're doing that because I'm starting to understand the dynamics a little bit more of what this as a game rather than watching people before I was like, this is a documentary about love the Oh, these are people pursuing spawn. Con No, this is why we don't

do spoilers. Because it's like our super Bowl, so it's both who's gonna win, who's going to win the most followers, who's gonna maybe get married, who's going to be the bat flarette, and who's gonna take over, and who's gonna get to quit quit being a dental hygienis and just like self fab fit fund boxes for the next five years. Do you wait? Do you keep track of people's social media follows, like at the start of the season, so you can't quantify that by that. That's a really great question.

I feel like Katie checks in early on, but I don't think she checks out the numbers. But maybe Katie, I feel like she would be a good keeper of the spawn con I I feel stolid about that. Let's also introduce our other guests today. Now I knew I had to get her in early, because again, this woman has been a fan favorite on our show. She's come on and you're like, we want more of her, But I know that she wouldn't naturally be watching it, So I'm like, let's just get her on the She'll watch

the first episode because she can't be behind. She just needs to watch one and then maybe maybe she'll like it. Enough that she'll keep watching and she'll want to come back. But I'm not putting that kind of pressure on It's it's like it's easy here. We're just happy to get you when we can get you. She um, she was. She's the host of a podcast. I got like a very large shout out from Vulture of like favorite podcast of the year, and if your excuse me, excuse me.

She's a brilliant actress. She's an amazing comedian. We love her on this podcast. She hosts Scam Goddess, Ladies and Gentlemen. Lacey Mosley. Oh my goodness, what an introduction, and oh my god, I'm bounding. I'm bound in my home, y'all. Y'all hear me. I you are the true queen. Get take that. Take take a Victoria's little crown away and let's give it to you because you should be bowing you.

You're amazing. Victoria's a wow girl. Victoria, she came. She she came to be both the thirstiest and the villain. Like I didn't realize that thirstiest end villain could be all in one person. Somebody, Oh my god, Victoria, get the gator rate overall, How is your feeling about last night, how is it? Overall? Before we get deep into it, I'll walk us through the episode overall, I'll just speak personally. I thought out of the gate, I was like, Okay,

here's first of all, it's our first black bachelor. Let's just start with that, and like, uh, for twenty five years. In twenty five years in I think they had was was one Pablo, the only non white male bachelor. So the one dude they had was like such to fucking creep too. He was the best until he was the worst. He was what's he know? White? Because you know, like in other races, like they're still or like nationalities, they're still white people. Was he white? Whatever he was? Or

was he like Katie? Yeah, I know what you mean? He was white? You mean like like how there's like Mexican or yeah, like people going to like there's white people in Spain they speak Spanish, but they still white, you know what I mean? Caucasian? Right? Yeah? Yeah? What's because she from Boston, she's a first generation Boston me.

That would be like I wrote about in my book that I am the dickhead that went with my mom to England for like ten days and what I was twenty one years old, and I came back and I got hammered and I panicked, and I spoke with the British accent one night and I wrote about what a dick head. I was like, what a dude? Who does that? Like what a total dog? You're fine? And I but she she, this white girl from Boston, did it for

seven years, like with her husband. The Today Show clip of her asking what the word in English is for cucumber? I think, man, incredible, that was That was the hardest, Like Peppino just learned that ship that was the holiday Santa came late and it brought us a daddy. Okay, so one problem. So here we are. We have Matt James, I have to say. And he's never been on the show, so he's not a known quantity. We don't fuck. I

well done, well cast, like hot, seven ft tall. I think if you think he's actually six ft eight is what I heard, which christ like a hobbit next to him. Somebody tweeted to us because he played he played he's groot. He played um football at Wake Forest Um and I found him to be like relaxed, and I mean even though he was nervous, but I found him to be like a nice guy and a present guy. Generally, their male leads are very neutered, milk toast white guys that

are super Christian. So this is similar, but not quite as openly, like there's never never been an open prayer circle, which we'll get to, but like they're super Christian, like white guys that are that your mom would not be afraid for you to go to the prom with. Like that, they don't cast sexy leads, and I have to say, I feel like Matt James, they cast a sexy lead. I feel like it's the most beautiful group of women I've ever seen. I think the resort is stunning, and

I think it's gonna be a fun season. That was my big overall Okay, Miles, what was your overall painted picture of like the the Matt, the ladies, the setting like in a pandemic. Great choice. The setting was beautiful, I couldn't. I mean the Laquita was It felt like a Lakina. It felt like some desert resort with a golf course. It didn't feel there was no magisterial quality to it. If I may say so, this felt like it felt like it matched the occasion rather than like

adapting to the time. So I like that the diversity. I'm loving it. Who would have thought that that renders you a very good looking crop of contestants. Shout out to my man's waves that were blowing in the wind when he was in that open cockpit airplane. Really should have put a hat on, but you know what, the way it was wavy up there. But I love the outfit. I loved his outfit. I loved his turtleneck and I loved it. Oh everybody loves the Mihrchela Ali turtleneck with this,

you know what I mean? I told you, like I forget that that one men's tell all that one dude hat was rocking. I was like, he googled Mihrchela Ali outfits. Yeah, it would be in social Silicon Valley and I would y yes, optimistic, Um, okay, lazy overall? What did you think of the setting? The Bachelor of the Ladies overall? Takeaway? So I do have to piggyback on miles with the Majestic like it was getting cute, Like the little role was cute that they pulled up on. Was that pop?

I don't know, They're like Cinderella. I felt like they actually found like the Bridgerton Castle in Pennsylvania that we did not know that even handle, cannot even handle. He is giving the dude gid he horn horn. He is horny. He looked at everybody's booty as they went up the stairs, and I loved well the sisters pressed their nose in the fucking porthole on the seventy eighth floor watching down below. I loved it. Okay, so horny Duke. Yes, Yes, he's giving edges in my hand because I hate my dad,

you know, he's giving Briton. Yes, and he's also like he's really cute. Um. I The women are like they were just like, hey, um calling all bad bitches, this is the Bachelor. Um Like they're all beautiversually beautiful different And I really like that because I swear there's always like six handers who looked the exact same on like every season at The Bachelor. I'm like, which which handah is that? And what they look the same? Um? So at one point I was like maybe I was getting

into q Knochle space. I was like, maybe the Bachelor's just manufacturing white women to come on the show, putting them in wayfair boxes you you follow me to perpetuate whiteness. They definitely I feel like they were getting more and more pageant e like white women wait for about like even like Hannah a B Hannah cy hannahdy like and it's all. It was getting more and more like southern white women pageant queens. Right, they all come up and

do it a weird tiny hand wave, professional smilers. Right. I will say the sit down that he had with Chris Harrison for me with a little troubling Yeah. So I don't know if you want to wait for it. We'll get right, We'll get right. Yeah. Yeah. So I'm excited about this season though it looks very cute and Chris Harrison was also like the worst actor in the world, but he was like, oh, you want to talk to me?

And then it's like, let's go to this perfectly lit, like pure one room with these like two chairs awkwardly sitting in front of candles, like, oh, like you didn't plan this out, okay, Katie? Overall, what was your overall? Just before we dive in, thoughts on the setting, the season, the guy, the gals, all of it. Well, the resort's amazing, like I legitimately want to go there now. I looked it up, but he was like, how do I get there? And ouside of Pittsburgh. I guess like it just got

so beautiful. Matt was really great. He seemed nervous, but he played it really well, like he let it get to him. I felt like he actually already has like a connection with a few of the girls. I really liked a lot of the girls, Like I really liked Abigail a lot. And I'm excited, I think, I'm I mean, yeah, I'm excited for it. I think it's gonna be a really fun season. So here we are. We're in Nemacola, Pennsylvania. Who would have ever thought that would sound sexy but

the Bridgerton of America Pennsylvania. Uh So, who would we meet? Matt James? Who is He's twenty eight years old, he's skateboarding. He's from North Carolina. He loves working with kids. He works as a lot of kids that are homeless, a lot of them, so they he loves working with them. He's a he was a real estate agent. Um. He shows up in his biplane. He's got the Hershela Ali outfit on and we find out. He's he grew up with his mom and his older brother. He has a

white mom, he's a black dad. His parents split up when they were young. He grew up in a Christian household, and his mom sacrificed a lot for them and like supported him through football and stuff like that. And then we see his mom coming in and somebody tweeted us, which I loved. The tweet was like, who knew? His mom looks like Celine Dion joined a biker gang and I am here for it and it is sexy? Should

we take that out? Does that mean to me? It looked like her vibes was like Ursula from Little Mermaid if she went to Joel Osten's church. But I felt like I loved her leather pants. I loved her like Rocket, like he's got the cool mom showing up and like I I loved her. And that was when the whole

sort of like overall narrative of the season is. And I know when Anna comes here, she's obsessed with how they say the world vulnerable, which I know I don't intentionally enunciated it just now I know I don't naturally, I don't say it properly, but we find out all night. It was just the word unpacking and vulnerable. So it was like, when was the last time you were vulnerable? Has your mom ever asked? I mean, Miles, has your mom ever said Myles, when was the last time you

were vulnerable? And what would you say if Mamma Grace said that to you. My mom grew up right after World War two in Japan. She's not asking me shit about vulnerability. That's just straight facts. Um, So that was jarring. But I mean, you know, not that like we don't have deeper conversations, but like that's definitely not a that's not a sentence I've even heard, like maybe even from

a therapist like when was the last thing? It felt so like like the producer was like, be sure to ask this because we want to thread this word and theme throughout everything. It definitely felt like we're learning that he saw his parents break up. It was very hard for him to be raised in a single parent household. And I don't know if his dad is still in

his life or not. I don't know anything about that, but like that he is afraid of getting too involved, that he doesn't want to recreate, he doesn't want to hurt a woman maybe like his mom was hurt and so there's a block there, Um, lazy, what did you think of his interaction with his mom and all of that? So I was looking down because I had to go google her again because she has she has a lot of photos of that are very much like Dave black Men. Um,

she's giving me that haircut, she's giving me that. I'm at the soccer game and you know, my baby daddy here Yum. The vulnerable question was interesting to me because honestly, it's all stage for like TV and stuff. Um, but I just honestly, I feel like his mom came on TV and was like, these actually a single too, so let the girls know, let the girls know. I oh my god, look who is here. I felt for her because I love blush and I remember one time asking my friend leaving the house. I was like, do I

have on too much blush? And she said to me, not if you're not trying to look like a marionette, like like two little Pinocchio circles Like I am very I am a fully staw doll heavy hander with the blush and I and I know without and I thought, oh my god, they couldn't have just gone her. I know it's COVID, but they could have gotten her somebody in like a shield at the monitor to be like, hey, this is h D. Maybe in personal looks great. Let's just blend it down a little bit, you know what

I mean? Like I felt for her that she didn't know. I'm sure she's look great in person, she didn't know to blend it down, Lacy, you disagree. She sat, she sat in the makeup. She said, have y'all see you, Harman. That's that's what I won't give me the harless. Have y'all seen Queen. She'll be like I said, more blush. Hi, dr Anna, Tanna Bananas here, Hi, doctor Banana. We were staying overall that we are feeling, we're feeling Nemacola, that it is the bridge retain of the pets of the

American Estates. Have you seen Bridgtain yet? Anna? I have not. Oh you okay, you simply must just know when you watch, simply must Yes, he is the is that Matt James is the duke, the horny duke who hates his dad. Right, and uh, it's such a sexy show you're gonna love it. Side note Britain I was curious about the casting of the gal. I was like, like, he's the diamond of the season in the in Britain. It was just weird because he was like such a just piece of man.

And then she had a little like a little girl if she is in her mid twenties. But I was like, I don't know if his baby should be having all these sexuals. Yeah, she I know, watching her like put her hand down to her another regions, I was like, I felt protective of the actress. Now, they handled it really well and they were respectful, but I thought she felt vulnerable doing it that day. I know she did Anna horrible. How do people say how do they say? They don't say the L. They say that's how I

do it. I say vulnerable, horrible. I don't say the L. I only say it out because you and Lisa Delirious on our Patreon have pointed it out. But I naturally would say I'm feeling very vulnerable. Vulnerable, right you do you do say the elbow? If you hear I hear you say the vulnerable, It was vulnerable. You're got a dance on your turnue a little bit. I'm just like, I'm like the horny. Do I have one last point for you analyoe about Bridgertin before you get back into

the Bachelor stuff. Just no, and for everybody listening, don't watch specially with your parents or anybody, because it starts off like normal show. Yeah, and then one episode that was like, oh girl, it's the cord and I was like, yeah, don't watch it with your dad, Tanna, don't watch it with your dad. Don't. Definitely don't do that. And because kids start looking around the room and pretending you don't know what a sexy. So I was like, this is crazy. What did I doing with? Oh my god, were you?

Did you watch that with your parents? Did you watch you with your parts? I started it with my mom and I was like, Chad, this is this a damvil. No, I can't, I can't. It's the laptop in my room. Show excuse me. Um. So then so then the mom there there, they start going there's no perfect family, and she's like, I'm worried that. He says, I'm worried someone could break my heart and she was like, gotcha. So that means you think that somebody could break your heart.

So that means you are open to being vulnerable I think that's really neat. Yes, you are ready, you are going to move on to your next chapter. And he was like, I think you're right. Sexy mom who's bringing it and ready. She definitely was putting it out there that mom was available and that mom could rock leather leggings and still like hatt and leather leggings and still like how she was built. It was there, you know

what I mean? It was not there were no games and not she was no. She said, sir, rand wrapped me and all the BLUs you have. You're gonna count all the change in my pocket. You go knees, okay me and keep me up, dude. If my mom, God blood God rest j J soul. If JJ had showed up in a shiny patent leather pants with like the oldsen booty that we all have, like it would and not in acute, it would have been like we all

have very long torsos, super short legs. There'd be a short legged bootylicious woman stuff just like bat mother leggings with all the blush. Batting her eyes at Matt James, which should have been amazing. She said, us, what are you talking about? Tell me that I got you Jan and I'm Lou. I played fat Jan in high school. I played fat Jam and that's what it was called. Anyway, here we go so um, so then we see the ladies are by the way. There was an ad now

Lacy and Miles. I don't know if you watched Nick Fiel's full season, but there was. So they didn't add for orbit gum last night. They're like, in honor of the twenty five years of The Bachelor, we want to give a shout out to the most romantic date. They picked this singular date where Vanessa and Nick went. They did like zero gravity and then she threw up like him like two seconds later. They picked that day to be the great gum orbit. Did she need gum because

she's about to freaking throw up into a bag? Yeah? Get her kiss on orbit. And they should have just kept that in for orbit. I mean, that wouldn't a bit of back. It just a weird thing to like associate. I mean, I get what you're saying, Like, you know, if you need your breath right, including bit rides, makeout sessions, then you need orbit. But I don't want to associate

your gum with vomiting in my house. They picked that up any five seasons of The Bachelor, that means there's probably in um, I don't know, like thousands of dates, thousands and thousands that was the one moment you picked

was the one where she fomits twenty seconds later? Is there was there ever, like a cheeky date where people did like oral sex and you knew that happened and they were like or there was rumors there was ms with also a nixt season with Karin and the whip cream in the Bounce House that like behind the scenes, there was rumors of that, right right, okay, okay, so that we have so here, we go there here, So

he's getting ready to show up, he's putting out. They have a lot of shirtless shots of him, which I'm not mad at. I mean, he's incredibly fit, but they are. There's a lot of him getting dressed. They loved They always love showing did they get him in the shower because they usually get the Bachelor's showering and thinking did they do? They have him scrubbing down Tannah, it's in the coming up. They show him showering coming up around like how do you productive? Producers to you look like,

oh yeah, coming here Matt. Yeah. Yeah, So today we're gonna get you in the shower. We're gonna get you soping up. We can get to night and have the read. Like, what does that happen? Every single time? There was a There was a guy last year on Hannah's season that was the villain that they would show showering up that said he was like apparently like a real creep in college.

It turned out he was also a creep last year as well, but he that Jesus came to him in the shower, So there was a lot of him talking to Jesus in the shower Jesus, but they showed him showering and then Jesus came to him in the shower and told him to stop sleeping around in college because born again virgin. Right, he became a born again virgin because of like a tap in the shower, like a tap on the shoulder in the shower from like but then I'm with that, and Jesus started texting all in

the shower. It tells you you need to stop holing, you know, come on to me. I give you a the Jimmy back. Shout out to his parents and that congregation because for that guilt to get you that hard, because let's be real, he jerked off in the shower and was up on his ass. Yeah, pull Jesus up on his as he said, oh God, Jesus, I'm sorry. And Jesus been coming to give him messages at turning points like I've seen this a hundred times. You've seen school,

I've seen what it does to these kids. Well, it happened. It happened about Luke last year. So then we see the ladies arriving and it's you know, they had some overall the gimmicks we had, the goat feet. I felt badly for her. I felt badly for it, and I feel that I would have been talked into wearing the goat slippers, like I I'm the fool that they would be like, you're the fun one here, like put on

these camel toe slipper goat toe. He hit like a tray of like accessories that you can pick, Like, what do you think I think that the I think the the that the producers have extra long now in general two because they had to go quarantine for two weeks. So you're locked into some hotel. You're probably in like a daze in somewhere in Pennsylvania for two weeks by yourself, and they're like, you gotta make an entrance. Let us

let's just brainstorm what do you want? Like, Okay, let's get you a pickup truck, Let's get you goat slippers, let's get you Like I waked the quarantine and you came up with Goe. I don't think she made the cut either, So we made the ballerina Alicia. Then we have um. We I have to say because I sort

of I rewatched again this morning. The first four out of the gate were strong, four or five, like it was like back to back of whole Lee Cow these We started out with Brie and the green dress, who's stunning, stunning, she's definitely a contender. Um. Then we had I have to pull up because it's still brand new. Uh, we have Bree, we have um Rachel. There was like a dark haired girl named Rachel who also like teared up when he gave his toast. Um there was Chelsea in

the sexy dress. Um. There was the young lady who's parents her dad had Luke Garrig's and then so she moved home to be a caretaker. And then so she showed up. She had sort of a nice interaction with him where she was like, I'm gonna miss my friends and family at home, but I'm hoping that, you know, I feel like home for you, and he seemed to

really he can. He seemed like a guy that was actually present, even though he did sort of check out everybody's booty, which I respect he as he should, but he did seem to like it when somebody was sincere and talking to him. Um, because when Rachel left, he was like, good God Almighty, like he was he had. It was so funny how he had something to say every time one of the contestants walked aways, like well,

she's a stunner. Another time he was like I felt like if he was if he didn't go to church when he saw Rachel, he I think he would have said, God damn he saw her, he looked back and was like, shit, Okay, I'm on the Bachelor for real right now. Well, I think that he did that after Mari. Mari was a Mari. He was like, sometimes you just don't have anything to say, and I just didn't I agree with you that he would be like goddamn, like wearing that dress. Chelsea Chelsea

was wearing that dress. I mean she was sucking wearing I mean like that ass, but yes he was. And then I thought, of you, Miles, that he legitimately even though I thought just Send he was adorable, I thought she was the first one that because it was like like out of ten knockouts, like five or six in a row of like ten out of ten, and then they got to sweet adorable just Senia, who's like a

nine and a half. And I remember being like, jes Senna is adorable, and then you Miles said, yeah, you'd be like, oh yeah, right, just Senia, Yeah exactly, oh yeah, hey right yeah, just Senia, right, Like, hey, nailed it. That was exactly what I thought. I was like, oh, this poor, adorable, beautiful woman who's probably a fucking knockout. But like there was like seven like signed Ford models in a row, and then here goes to Senia and

just Senia, who's adorable. But it was like, I just in my brand I heard Miles going, right, yeah, hey, just Send, even in the row ceremony, and they that's right, getting about her. She's on the television. I mean, this is how like again this strong crop of I guess Then we have the beautiful woman that rolls up in the Kayla, who rolls up in the truck, who is from North Carolina, who's stuckening, And I felt really smart to like be like I'm from North Carolina too, Like

really smart. I'm gonna trust I'm gonna believe that that's her truck. Whenever people drive in vehicles, I'm like, it's always a two perfectly stage direction version. It's like the too perfect of the truck. When we were in when Palm Springs, it was too perfect of the gelopy, like it's never it's art direction. It's not her. She could drive stick shifts, so she had that at least. Yeah, that was cute. It was very cute. She was like,

look at me. NOA thinks she was cute. I mean I felt like there was a lot that came out. Then we have Katie who comes shows up rolling up with a fucking vibrator and I love that, Like, never did I think on ABC Prime Time when I hear

the word dildo said like eighty eight times? Never did I just picturing where they chose to put the bar, that it was a light up glitter dildo, that she treated it like it was used like she would say stuff like, don't worry, I cleaned it the her like like guilty, like cat that got into the birdcage, look of like her, like she was so shivering with excitement to pull her like vibrator prank and be like it's been a really isolating pandemic and we all just need

to do things that make us feel connected, and I wanted to just give you the gift and like plunk in that in theory used dildo into Matt James's hand. I felt that he was a good sport about it. I mean later on like he was generally he seemed like he has an okay sense of humor. I found him to be very affable. Lacy, what did you think

of a vibrator? Shaking my head and lay with my hands like the inflatable tooth man because I was so over her, But by the end of the night, By the end of the night, she was annoying as fuck, like baby girl, the shiny party trick, like do you have a personality? Were you like, damn, I don't really have a personally. Let me bring this fake penis because it's gonna have to be this. You got to fall in love with this because I can't give her nothing

from up here. It was like the one moment where I was like, okay, girl, like please sit down, because I would have I would have tossed some hand sances for doing this. So Home Girl was sitting and talking to Math and she was like, you know something, my granny had died or whatever, and yeah, the earth in Puerto Rico here, well, that's where the Bachelor producers are the biggest satanist because they're like, go and go que Katie and the Vibratorque tap her on the shoulder with

the vibrator. I wish somebody would rub a penis on me while I'm talking about my bad granny hands. I groaned. I was like I would have been like, I'm not with this ships, do not poke me with that thing. Are you serious? I'm talking about my fucking country being devon. You know, this is my people being devastated. Literally, Hockey,

you jab me with your dirty vibrator. Literally. She was talking about earthquakes and hurricanes that I've been just back to back to back to back on her homeland with her family is still there, and that she's like praying for and her like having an honest, sincere moment. But you know that some p a like n que the vibrator, que the vibra, go, vibrator, go, vibrator flying and vibrator Okay,

pop on the shoulder. You crying about granny, nammy, and then just suddenly and feel like, excuse me to talk about my granny in a minute, um after to like preserve honor. At that point, you're like, you just you just desecrated my family memory with this, and now I have only one option but to destroy you. To restore I will defend my family's honor. To question to bring a dildo in the midst of a confer station about my grandmother can only yield one result, and we'll do

it with a vibrators, said don Or. We'll be right back with our dueling vibrators. Oh, bone zone, time for the bone zone and we're back. Um you guys, yes we were right before the break, we were talking with the dueling vibrators. I was surprised that Mari could roll with it that much because she she did feel the most pageanty of everybody there. She did not seem like somebody that could roll with it. Before we get to that, let's just back up for a second before the limos happened.

He shows up, he's nervous, He's standing on the front steps outside of this stunning resort that Chris Harrison goes, welcome to my shut out, and then um, just Captain Harrison does it again. Humor Okay. So then so then they staged it and and and so they they're like, okay, so the first one was pulling up the driveway and then he goes, hey, Chris, I've never done this before. Can we chat? Like I actually felt like Matt did a good acting job there. I I felt that he

played his part well. I actually believed that he had. And then and then until Captain Harrison starts going what now now that James was like, yeah, I just have a couple of questions again casual. They're like, hey, just make it seem relatable and like normal people talking. But you know that Captain Harrison knew what he like was planned was like this incredibly awkward talk which I told

Lazy we were going to get to. And so then they go into this oh oh, we're just gonna like this a lit room that they clearly made Matt ask for this moment, and um, he's like, what seems to be on your mind, Matt, And he's like, well, I just I feel a lot of pressure. You know, I'm the first black bachelor, and I feel like I feel like there's a lot of expectations that I am supposed to end up with a certain kind of person or some and and Chris okay, Lacey, and he's like, how

do I please everybody? And he's like, can you be more specific please? Chris Harrison, He's like like, he's like, look, I've never been in love. Um, and I just I feel like I had a white mom and a black dad, and you know, this is something like I know, like a lot of people have certain expectations, and um, I felt Chris Harrison, it just felt like he was very well equipped for that conversation. Did you think so? No?

I was like yeah, if I was, like, he felt so like uncomfortable and like like it just felt he felt like he was brushing it off and not like it's so uncomfortable and not able to actually honor that that like this is a big thing and there is

a lot of pressure on him. And Rachel, who was the first black bat Surette got completely torn apart in the press and was not protected and like he should be nervous, and like it's it is a he does have a lot of pressure on him and there it's a very vulnerable position to be in, and it felt a little dismissed of, like, oh, don't like these are all valid sincere claims lazy. Chris Patterson was giving me big I posted a black square on Instagram and that's

enough excedence. I'm for today. Okay. He was like, what are you talking about? Girl? Oh you're black? Oh girl, I don't speak colors. Colors Okay. Everyone's like to me, Anna, at Anna, what's happening? I mean, Also, this really clude me into the fact that are I peza all the black women on the show, because y'all I go get picked. Matt just told us I'm about to stuck on all these white women and I'm gonna pick a white woman and the girls will dragged me. I'm gonna be in

the roots. I'm gonna be in essence. They're gonna tell me apart. And he's right, yeah, and his first five takes for white white brunette woman, I'm like, like at the Rose ceremony and I'm like, oh, man, wake forest. His daddy wasn't there or even that he was there. He was staying with a white woman, like he got white women and then he's gonna be white woman in this whole show. And I don't watch it. Yes, Anna

take it. Anna. I was just so horrified that he had to explain He literally had to explain race relationship. I was like, oh, man, you do you not understand? Are but like America is one giant, like truly like a boiler, like like it's going to it's exploding, Like we're in the process of exploding. It already started exploding. We'll keep going because there's such a divide and for you to be like he's just like I'm sorry, what

do you mean? What do you mean? And he was actually acting like he was acting like they didn't ast him. After in the middle of like the like the height of the Black Lives Matter and people literally like you know, the the nation is burning. People are like what the funk? And like entire websites were started like fuck you a BC, like twenty five seasons, give us a fucking black lead,

Give us a black lead. And then and then to act casually like like oh is that how that like, were you gonna pick him otherwise because you haven't yet. You've had a lot of great guys you could have picked. Like like you, you're acting like that's not how this casting like you guys when you're somebody America grabbed you by the neck and put you up against the wall and was like fucking wake up, you know, and and downplay down. It's well documented that Chris Harrison hasn't spoken

to a black person in at least a decade. You know, when you sit down with a black and you're like, oh, this is different, Like happening is the police? You say, right, And I just want to say one more thing. He ended it with, that's a lot to carry, So shall

we go meet these women? It's like it's like he just told you about like romantic expectations based on his biracial background that he's feeling torn between quite literally about saying, you know, being biracial, you know you'll you'll never be black enough or white enough or whatever half half you are, Like that's just a feeling that you will always carry with you. So I think did speak to something very nuanced.

I think a lot of people can identify with. But like there was not again, it was there was there was so much opportunity to kind of talk about that in a more meaningful way rather than like ticking a box about being like right by racial who knows what's gonna happen here. Maybe you're gonna now tip your hat to what your preferences because a lazy like you were saying.

He was basically saying, I'm sorry to black women in America because I've been dragged my whole life for dating white women, and I just know that now that I'm on TV, it's gonna be intense. So I just want to get this out of the way now, just so nobody's I don't have to go through this thing again. But yeah, it was. It was an interesting moment for

something much more meaningful to happen. And then it's just kind of like, yeah, right again, this is just a reality dating should Chris, since team like I couldn't even hire like just like get you all the consulted, like everybody else, do a pay I'm black to come in and tell your things black people. Could they can give him some black people? Cue car Oh my god, we got some two cards. But Chris, Okay, so this is black last matter out the black people black though. That's

it's so simple. Just they could have truly fed Chris Harrison lines and they just so absolutely it after seeing his house, after seeing his romata in like his like like up in the hills, his Harrison Harrison like Ramada and lobby like study that he looks like when was the last time he left Calabasas that wasn't on a bachelor set, you know what I mean? Like has there been a moment that's not been high on the castle? Hell yeah, he goes deep sea fishing in Cabo, like

every summer. How many black people out there in the deep just me, all my white friends on my surrounded by water. So oh my god, well, uh we have all of our intros. Is there anybody else that came out of the gate That was Victoria? Of course, Oh my god, Queen Victoria. So like four p as have to carry her in. It was incredible Victoria, what I love.

She couldn't have had a better entrance. It was a ten out of ten for me because she rolled into like say the best for last bet Jazz and then she falls down the steps like falls and like barrel rolls down the steps like the like the mean step sisters in like Cinderella, and then he doesn't even go get her to see she's okay. He's just like, you're good. You're like she's like I'm good, and she's like, I know,

like her confidence of like it's fine. He knew the queen is here, clear it out like royal, like for my can like for it is Bridgert is fully Bridgton and um she again. Look, every year has like somebody vying for screen time thirstiest villain. One year we had Boom, Like there's always a really thirsty people come in with taglines and stuff. I'll take Queen Victoria if I have to have a very super thirsty villain. I find this. I actually found Victoria more entertaining to watch because she

got hammered than Katie Dildo. I will take Victoria over the Dildo because at least Victoria was just like actually filled down the steps. But you know what I mean, Like there's somebody's like, I gotta go on, I can't fanging out and then a guy he's justiny, he think here it comes, well, I'm good, I'm good, versus like like that right right right, She's like on it because she's like her own energy force, which is what is it,

what makes her good. She's like, you're just basically you're either in the way or you're you're going along with it. And that's why I like, those are the kinds of characters you like to see because like, oh, they don't need anything else. They are going to be their own thing and then whatever happens around that is going to happen. And I like that she was got hammered. I liked her commitment to it. She wasn't nervous about it, whereas like the lady that came out and I was like,

can I put my balls in your mouth? Like if you're gonna do that, like own it, She's like, my ball, my balls? Can I put my balls in your mouth? And then was like and I was like the size of not even a softball, bigger than that, like like a small like a small volleyball. And then she's like, that was my meatball. It was like you had a meatball like this size of four softballs. It's like a hand like a clutch, like we're in the middle of a pond to replay, I'm not eating the old meatball

because she just brought out of a bag. What if you're doing we are in a global pant away. Watching the watching the lady in the tramp spaghetti thing really made my pick the COVID the sucking of a noodle. He did not want a noodle stuck with her, that is not noodle, didn't have a must have really wanted to kid because I was like, this is he's not having your mouth. And again that's why I like Queen Victoria because she fell down and she's like I still

got it. Whereas the noodle gal and they're like, let me put my balls like the tea bag ball lady. They were nervous about committing to It's like this is your end of the noodle and this is my and then you suck and put my balls in your mouth, Like, give me at least a confident if you're gonna have a stupid entrance, commit to it. I go ahead, lazy oh, I was just gonna say we he ate that season noodle and made no comments on the taste. I was like,

he ain't go pick no black womans. Pack your wigs up, girls. I love I found when h m J showed up in her pizza car um, she seemed like a good sport when she couldn't get her pizza box out and like kind of chill and uh, you know she wouldn't like she seemed like she had a good sense of whatever. She seemed normal and like when got it um and I guess that was those are Was there any other big entrance that you can think? I was disappointed because Aaron Folly has always wanted to show up in her

football outfit and I wanted more of. I wanted more of like the football thing. There was a lady who threw the fish and then it missed. Katie, you're leaning forward, what do you Is there somebody that you remember? Well, Abigail, I have a go ahead of great entrance and they really hit it off and then funk. I just thought of one more and I kick through Abigail, who was we'll get to the front run and I this made

this like it was like that's how some pressure. I was like, oh this woe me an interesting see reason she gets out of the limo. We learned that she was born deaf. She has without her aid in her ear that she can hear nothing, and so she gets nervous about people like she says it feels like it's heavy to tell people immediately, but you kind of have to tell people, Um, she's cute as a button. Got

out of the car and told him right away. And again I rewatched it this morning and he was so locked in on her, and then and then he was She was like, so I'll be reading your lips and he said, well, I'll this make sure to like enunciate really clearly for you, and like there was like a calming thing that happened, like there was like the energy really got very calm and sweet, and he was so taken by her. I loved like that. She had a

great entrance, Miles, I see your hand take it. Oh no, I was just it was, yeah, it seemed very sincere, like because everybody had like a gimmick, you knowing up until that point, like very entertaining and it was like a show. And then like that that that was I mean, whether or not they're producing it to look like to sort of subtly show you that there's obviously a connection there.

It really did seem you know, he had like he I don't know, like when he said the annunciation line, it felt like something like he's already wired as like a nurture or someone who likes to look out for people. So that just seemed very like natural. It wasn't even him being like flirtatious or just being clever and polite, but that he was like, oh okay, like he was

very much responding to what he was here. Well, I guess now that you're saying that, it makes me think of like his work that he does with the kids, like and that like he liked the woman that we like. He probably didn't know at the time, but that whose dad has Luke, Like did he liked this sort of real people who might have like some complications in their lives, people that you know, if you can't hear and your dad has Luke Gariggs, and like he seemed to relate

to the people who had some real things happening. Lazy you were saying something, Oh, yeah, I was gonna say, like when he ends up, you know, having that moment with her with the rose like it was just so his speech to her, like everything just felt like it jumped off the screen. That he was like, this is the lady that I'm the most horny for, and it seemed like he liked her brain too. He was horning for her brain as well. Um, there was there was

an interesting I wanted to mention. I don't know the girl's name, but the one who came to make it with a quote record clothes. Oh yes, yes, let's talk about that. Kay was no Katie had the vibrator Kaylee. Yeah. So Kaylee shows up and she's got she's in her lingerie in a sexy robe, but she's got two outfits. She's like, I couldn't decide. And then he was like, I like that. I like that she did that. I like that she did that. That's happening. I like that.

He liked that. Um, he was definitely like because that kind of gone either way. He's an interesting character because you're like he's about to do a prayer circle and yet but he very much responded. He liked like like, I'm like, this isn't interesting, like interesting, he got pumped up up weird, like damn, like that's six. She's sucking owning that ship confidence bro fucking like she's in her underwear. Man.

What he was like, Claire Hart can't lose I The thing is is like a man can never do that. Like the business was a bachelorette and a man showed up in his damn draws and with him with some clothes.

I'm like joyous. Second, and I'll tell you what. And Ana and I are watching New Zealand right now on Patreon, and I feel like in New Zealand there's a few guys that would show uping like strip on the carpet, and Anna and I watched together like and and the the ladies are like, yeah, like show me that day, Like, yeah, let me see it. I want to stay it, like they like on a state let me look at it. I'm gonna see it. You stand there and let me

look at it. Yeah, you know what, maybe maybe that's a good idea because then you could just put it back in the middle inmo if they know how don't you saw that? In that They're like, let me see it, let me look at it. I'm gonna look at it for a while. I'm gonna see it. Not here at all about nudity, Like they're just like it is what it is. And not only not only do I not care, I want to look you better show to me you may see It's like I think, is one of the

guys who's naked, doesn't he stands there like this. He stands there like this and for a while like buck naked at a cocktail party, and she's just like, yeah, I like that. Let's just keep it, keep it going. I want to see that. She's a dog. I would probably. And then we have Kit coming up. She's a fashion entrepreneur. Uh, and she comes rolls in it about Bentley and she said this, Uh, this felt like uh coming in in the limo felt like total ride share. So I thought

I would hire this. And then she gave him a snow globe and she was like, I know you're from New York City. And then they set up I'm gonna call it right now too. On one is going to be Kit in Victoria. They set up her give me the snow globe and already they set up like excuse me, Prince s As, but the Queen is here, and then kids like excuse me, I'm the king of the CEO and THEO. Yeah, and so, um, I just full disclosure. I know Kit's mom, and I feel like Kit kid

grew up with cooler people than uh than Victoria. I suspect Kit will win in this duo. Tanna, what did you think of Kit? I like, um, Kit, came in with a clear h like I don't know. There's something about it where I'm like, I can't hate the game. Like she knows what she's doing. She came in, she made an impression on me immediately, and you know what, hell, I hope her fashion entrepreneur or gets blows up because of this because she did what she did. I like

to wear combat boots. Yeah, like I didn't. I wasn't like, you know, I wasn't immediately like, well, how is she going to be with Matt if she if she's too busy fighting with Victoria or whatever. I'm like, it doesn't matter. She knows what she's doing. I can't hate the game. Like not everyone is here to win Matt's heart, and I respect that she's going to make an impression, walk away from this and uh use it to better her business and or social following, so you know what, good

for her. I can't wait to see kids selling Oh no, no, go ahead, likes it? I say, I can't wait to see kids selling on Instagram and you know, giving us a sponsored by Nibia post, I'm very into it. I also want to say I love that she was like limos are for poor people. It's giving poverty, stimulish check. Don't meet those girls that Jeff Bezos and my uncle Hony Like, she's giving so and I love it. I love it. Miles. Oh, she's again, you know, pulling up

in the Bentley convertible. She's one on one. She's the professor in classes and session. I was like, get it, you're you're you're you're not as basic as these others as you were trying to demonstrate. Um, you know, we'll see what how she I think, Yeah, Like Anna is saying she knows what she's doing. She's still in college. She's literally she goes to anyway, she's still an undergrad. So if she gets her followers and does her thing, good for her. I don't. Yeah, I don't take her

seriously as a contestant. And I think, you know that's what she's doing. The right thing is like right now, she's basically showing you who she is in comparison. She's contrasting herself to these other contestants because it's a social media follow You're like, I like that, I'm her. I am so cute in person. Can I just say she's stunning, like like a super Fox. Side note she's super cute. She so side note. So in Victoria the Queen, she fell down the stairs. She's like, I know, I'm gonna

put my best foot forward. Then she falls down the stairs, and then he goes, you're good. She goes, I'm good. I am the Queen of the Kingdom. Save the best for last, which is incredible. Um, and then and then she goes, yes, Queen the Queen has a right bitches, which is again night email, like she's a fucking night You don't want to be her roommate, but like you don't want to engage with it. The sort of entry she'll she'll last four episodes, like she will be fun

villain for four episodes. So then he comes in and he's like, you know, I've been thinking long and hard about what i wanted to say to you, and I'm just gonna scrap that. And then is this unprecedented in the Bachelor has anybody out of the gate referred to the Heavenly Father in the opening? Like, I think you are pretty Christian, but this has been the most openly

Christian I've seen. It's getting men Brown, who's like, I've made Jesus still loves me, even though I've had sex, so before a kid goes here's what I will say. I didn't grow up with any religion. I have no Look, I actually feel like if that's like I understand when I get nervous for things, I understand like before I go into a situation, like I'll go into the bathroom and I'll like calm myself and I have a little sort of mantras or prayers or whatever. Like everybody has

their thing. It was unusual on ABC Prime Time to see in this show that ends up people like grinding in hot tubs. It was just it was just a surprise, that's all. I was just like the the setting. It was just an odd thing to match with the show that gives birth to Bachelor in Paradise. Yeah, I think the equation is to offset the blackness of the contestant, you have must have one open prayer in the top of the show to get everybody bit of America, well,

at least Christ. Yes, Oh that's interesting. I will say he handled it well when he came out of it, and the first thing that he saw was a vibrator, and then he had a good sense of humor about that. Like, uh, I saw Katie leaning forward, Katie, what did you want to say? Well, I was just gonna say, like, I do wish there was more religious diversity on this show. It seems like they're always just all Christians, and I wish there was you know, Jews, Muslims, Agnostics, atheists. And

because so many of the women were like I loved that. Yeah, I would have walked out. I just want have been like, I'm very uncomfortable here and I'm going to leave. I'm curious if there was a shot of anyone who was like looking around when everybody was bounding the I would have been like this, you know that I would have been hiding in a quarter. I liked that he spoke

his heart. I appreciate the sentiment, but again I'm not used to I think I would have been like just almost feeling like I was intruding somebody else's family dinner or something, you know what I mean, Like I don't know what ner I don't know if that makes him happy, that's great. It was just like so out of the gate and so quick and just like, hey, everyone pray, and I was just like WHOA, okay, interesting choice? Uh all right? Sure? Lazy? Three things? So one it is

very weird. I agree with Katie to just assume that Jesus is everybody's homeboy because uh not just seen ever seen, because I was a weed pircle and before we had smoking the weed, we gotta prey over the weed. And then he prayed to guy over the weed um, and I was very interesting if I was, you know, I'm passing for weird prayers. And then I wish the prayer itself has been a little bit more honest and bachelor,

like this is the prayer that I want. Dear, sweet little baby Jesus, please come with me while I kiss on all thirty andies women and a booties like something more realistic like kee. Yeah, I think, Anna, what did Anna? What did you think I would have allowed to have disrupted the whole situation. I've been like allah who akbar am I right? We make it through this season? Like just literally, you hear Mickey Mouse calling like shut it down, shot,

shut it, stupp it, stupp it. Don't then we tackled you. I mean JP was Jewish, right, I remember I feel like JP was and Andy Dorfman was Jewish, right, Yes, Andy Jorfman was Jewish. Do they treat their Judaism like a like a fun gimmick thing or was it I think that I just think I feel like religions, there's no like we never got to say that. We never got a good shot. But I know what JP. You know what JP's wedding like, you know the traditional Joshu

weary Yamica and stuff like that. But like, yeah, they don't they don't talk about it. Early just historically they people didn't talk about it as much as it's I feel like it's gotten more and more in the last three years that I think that's also because it's got more pageanty, it got more pages. World's kind of like

lived together, I feel like. I mean even on like So we had we had on Peter Pilot's season, we had on Hannah b season with Luke, and then even now with Tastia sending Ivan home because he wasn't Christian like that, it's been a pot point in a large way, in a way that I don't remember it before that, because you would have thought it would have been a bigger plot point earlier seasons. It's getting more and more conservative it or for her, I don't know, um from

at this point, it's also getting more diverse. So I feel like that's also the reason. It's like when you when you bring on a black person, they have to be the right kind of black person. He's not he's half white, has to be he's like skin. He has to be super religious, he has to be like as

white friendly as possible. Like they just got a lot of posts the post aboard like I love like, yeah, right right right, um, okay, so then we have so then he doesn't and uh he you know, he sees the vibrator, starts laughing, and he starts pulling people aside, and a lot of the women are like hey man, hey man, and are like the Rachel Rachel is sobbing.

And then somebody goes, are you religious? And there was a pause where she was like yeah, but like but I was like, is she like so yeah, there's She was definitely going like, you know, it just really personally. It was just very personally. Spoke to me personally. And then she was like it's hard to be vulnerable. Um. So then he goes and he pulls somebody aside, and he's like, you know what I really want? How am I going to unpack this? There's a lot of him

talking to people about how to unpack things. He wants to unpack each person. I want to unpack you. I want to unpack my family, unpack your family, see if you're vulnerable, all of that. Um. And then he goes, well, I saw a vibrator and I lost my train of thought. But he goes, I just feel like I need to be a perfect person. And this was when he was talking to the young lady who was the reporter whose dad has Luke garrigs And then she said, well, nobody

wants to hang out with a perfect person. It's not relatable, and he really liked that. I feel like she is a contender, that young lady. I don't think she's gonna win, but I think she'll probably make it. If we were non pandemic times, I feel like she would make it overseas, but as it is, I feel like maybe she'll make it top six. What's her name? She was the brought Sarah Sarah the broadcast journalist. UM. And then let's say he so then he was talking, let's see who else?

Who do you guys want to talk about next? I was just gonna, oh, Rachel. I feel like she's just very strong. Because that was the first time. I was saying. As I watched the show, I was like, Oh, she's playing the fucking game. She played the She played the game, honey like she knew. I was like, oh, I see she did, so she was the one. She's so stunning. She was like, and she was the one that's like, yeah,

same same, same tame. I've never been vulnerable. I just clam up because I know then you get hurt, like it never works, so I'm not going to do it. And he was like, right right, well we'll do it together. She was like, I mean, but thank you, thank you for your prayer, like it just really meant a lot, Like this is hard, like I really strong. She knew to be like I can't open up. Maybe I will, but she was super hot. She played. What did you

see with her playing the game? Mr Miles, Well, just because you know, anytime you have Jesus induced crocodile tears, yes, okay, all right, that's a that's that's a called a special ability. If you're in the X Men. It is just to do on command, like I'm just gonna mirror and relate to you like instantly. And I think that's why she's like, I love that everything's on the side because she's just

doing that thing. He's like, I am you, we are, we already have every the subtext that's like Clara talking to Dale, same s S s s same same same. Yeah, yeah, I'm here and I think she'll go far because a hey, he was like, oh she got that onion booty make me want to cry when I look at it. When she first walked away, I remember, he might have a little been biting his fishy. She's stunning her dark features, for you know, I think that's the kind of white

woman that he's vibing for. He doesn't. I don't think he's gonna like a blonde and after, you know, we'll get to the first impression or anything like that. But like, I feel like a brunette white woman is definitely the benchmark. Now, the first five that he picked were like brunette white women. It was that the chill Chelsea is so stunning. I mean that dress she yeah, Miles, No, I just it's a it's a very very tightly packed field, you know,

like there are so many people. That's why it's hard to even own these early episodes what's going on, because I feel like I'm so off from when we were doing well. We all we all loved, we love the beautiful pharmacist. We all were like, it's gonna be the beautiful pharmacist who really got very from Ethiopia, who got very little screen time, who's done me no, but like in the in the pictures when we were when we were like picking because we only saw the photos, she

really she's gonna get lost behind and she's she's a beauty. Yeah, I would have. I wish I had been here for the pigs because I was going to put the black girls in the pis because that was just the easy we knew that wouldn't happen. Um, you know, you go gett black love on the back foot, know to cocoa butter queens. I thought he was going to do that thing where he was like, I'm gonna rediscover my blackness through like dating again. I was like, maybe it's like

a movie script. I would be so excited if they don't show Matt in a do rag. They are lying to me because he ain't getting them ways, just sleeping on that hair, be wearing a dow rag at night, and I bet she's gonna show up at him in the shower, running his hair, you know, doing the damn Caress commercial. We never gonna see that damn do rag. But I know that it's there that I know, and I wanted to say that, Um wait, what was I

going to say? Oh do Rachel girl. So Miles put of a great point about the mirror and I just want to say that that is a very big scammer tactic, is to just be what the other person is because that automatically makes them feel very comfortable with you, and that keeps them. Yet it also gives you this false sense of a bond that you don't have because you know yourself right. So if you feel like you meet someone who feels just like you, then you immediately feel

a little bit more bonded to who they are. I think is really gonna like that because he's also a real estate and will state is a scam profession. Okay, so he likes crime as well. Yes, yes, I have to say, uh, yeah, he definitely. I've I have to say that mirroring thing. I think it works on almost every bachelor. I think if you are listening, you are

wanting to go and succeed in the mansion. A good I think a really good tip is I don't think we've ever heard it articulated so well as the two of you, Like I don't think i've ever heard it. I mean we noticed, we noticed that Claire would do it with Dale, like no matter what he said, she'd be like, oh my god, I got me do me too, me do But like we but she was she already

held all the cards because she was the bachelorette. Like, you're absolutely right that if you come in and you mirror and you're a little cool about it, like like you have to play it cool, like yeah, I know, like like like a wild or so in acted, it's like unbelievable, like yeah, because I feel like the way I feel like we're in the same page, it's so hard to like, yeah, my opening up is hard, Like I just run, I just cut and run. But like, yeah, I'm it's totally worth it, Like you know, you don't

have any skin in the game. You just you know, you never get it's worth it. That's really happening right now. So then we have course, sweet poor sweet Mari. This is the she she gives him the boarding pass. She's like, you know, this is flight one three to my heart

and Puerto Rico. Um that we hear about their hurricane, the earthquake, the grandparents, and she's hit by a dildo, and then somebody else inside goes talk about a buzz kill, and then somebody says, Sarah, there, Katie, the woman who had it says, it was never on my bucket list to boop a pageant queen in the shoulder with a dildo.

But I absolutely like being love it and I just thought you piece of ship, Like she was talking about her grandparents, like in like natural disasters, like you're you're not nailing it, You're you look like such a dickhead, so toned, Tanna, did you want to say anything about

that moment? I mean, Katie seems fun, but she also seems again like just out of touch because yeah, like also if you would if you would't even taken a second to hear what she was saying, she was literally being like, and we are worried that, you know, we might lose, Like hey, hey, you're just there for the bit and you're like, dude, just I feel like I

would feel so awkward. I guess they always like emphasized like being confident in doing what you gotta do, But It's like if I if I had walked up and I could hear a serious conversation going on and be like, oh, I should give them like a minute. But maybe I was just raised by immigrant parents who let you know, pushed me around enough to know that you really have to respect people. But like that, Katie just seems I don't like her because I know already I would. She's

the friend you go to the party with. But then like you leave without saying goodbye because you're like I really can't have her. No, I'm leaving because she won't let me leave. She'll just harass me the whole time. You suck. Why are you that your party pooper? I just I'll go. I'll have the fun, Victoria. I'll do that too, Victoria all night and be like you're a market and you got to market yourself, yes, sneakers, be like like she was so obsessed, Like you get one shot,

one shot, one shot for love. So then we have He gets pulled out to the pickup truck and Kaylee gives him some sweet tea, and and there was again a lot, a lot to unpack. We've got to unpack each other, we gotta unpack this. Then we have Kit gives them the snow globe and we have excuse me, princess um and he's like, wow, it's just like drinking through a fire hose. I'm just trying to take along

a lot of information. And then Victoria because I'm the best fire house, which is me sucking squirt all over your face? Are you saying is that Southern phrase? Drinking from a fire hose? He's like, just like the volume of as opposed to drinking, I'm the mass. So that he's talking, he's talking to Brie, and then she was like, my Persian Queen, Brie, I gotta get around my podcast. I'm so fucking stunning, and so she's like, um, he

was like, I was really nervous. It's like I was so nervous that he came out like you didn't seem like you didn't notice what I was like, I know, I was so nervous. And she was the first one out of the limo. The first one out of the limo is always either like gonna win or it's going to be the next bachelorette. And and he was like, I can't imagine. It wasn't easy on any person. And she was like It's important for me to see diverse true love stories because it's not something that I saw.

I saw so much as a child. My mom is Persian, but she was white passing. My dad is black. I never saw an example of what love was like. And uh, I feel like she could take it. If Abigail doesn't win, I think it's I think it's between Abigail and brief is my Those are my top Katie's my number one number one. Yeah, it was Brie and the Cassandra who we literally never saw, who was everybody else's number one,

and then I had Abigail. Yeah, but Brie, she's she's she just seems so real and so cool and like nice. I really all right, anna take it? You love her? So I love Briefe because she says I'm Persian. Immediately I'm like, I'm in because you're like, I don't know, there's something about like that kind of just like feeling kind of like disconnected, like I've you know, I'm Persian, but I've always felt like the outsider. I'm like the

black sheep. So I like know how she feels like where you're just like I don't fit in, but like also I did my research on her. Her mom is a gorgeous hole. Her mom. The reason she's so gorgeous because her mom looks like her sister, but like her like white sister. Like literally beaut this family. I don't I couldn't find the father, but this family is beautiful. I have never seen Anna so animated. This is the most alert and like like perky I have ever seen

Anna feeling this. I love it. Excited I was for JoJo's Persian ass drunk ass mom being like she's a prancess, like this is my vibe is when a Persian shows up on these shows and goes full on like, hey, look, you know we are Like I love it because that is my representation of like, I know that life. It's nice to see them on this like show. So she's like,

you know, I was raised by this single mom. I had these struggles where I didn't, you know, fit in and I was always just trying to like find my place. And on top of that, I looked her up. She's got a ball and ass job in San Francisco, which is why they she almost couldn't do the show. Did she do? She do communication company, but she works high

up in a tech company in SF. I'm thinking maybe Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, something like that, because she almost put into the job and they've hidden her profession so well that you cannot find this company, which means she's bawling, Oh my god. Break, you're getting our rose, You're getting a roast. We love you. We're gonna take a break and we're gonna come back and we're gonna talk about the Abigail conversation, the coming attractions and tweeter of the week who I don't know

about you, but things again so hot. I think I gotta take I'll pay your break. We're back. We've just been really, like, very much enjoying Brie and her mom on Instagram during the break at Dr Banana. Your research is once again spectacular. You've done chef's kiss. You've done it again, Dr Banana. She we have an incredible She could be the nice bachelorette. She doesn't win. I'll say it now either Abigail, it'll go abigailar Brief win her

bachelorette between those two those are that's my prediction. Um okay, So then we have the chat with Abigail and they start talking. We find out that she both she and her sister are deaf. That he liked that she just said it right out of the gate, and that she grew up, that her sister was always so bold, that she just followed in the footsteps of her sister. Um, and he says, you know, when I met you, I just went blank, I'm glad you're here. And then he

kissed her. He kissed her and then he and then he ran like like like through this gigantic mansion, through fifty eight rooms to go get that Rose. They had her in the farthest room so she could find that Rose. Test every woman that was like, and you're not getting it, and you're not getting it, and you're not We're gonna run it up to that like weird room in the attic where there's like everybody pressed off against the window, and Um and Abigail got the first impression roads the

way that Rose went through that like lobby. It looked like when you're super hungry at a restaurant and you see the ship coming out from the past and god, yeah, everyone everyone had that energy and break the wish that he had picked them out a little bit, like he stopped to like rest a little bit. Let me put this down right here, a real quick looking at the women that he cut. The women he cut were so stunning. I mean, this group, this is definitely cuts deep. This

is I think the stiffest competition they've ever. I mean the women that were cut were stunning. The ballerina got cut, Um, that was wild. I was surprised. He was like, no, yeah, it's just like she did who dance when I know, I thought she was gonna. I thought I would like that if somebody came out on pointed toe like um

and uh. And then we saw some coming attractions. And then Heather, the never been kissed girl from Colton season that's thirsty for her to come back, she's back coming, implied that they had met previously through Hannah Brown, like there had been flirtations and Brown were hanging out heart and then they have as they if you've listened to our Patreon and you guys can subscribe. Um. Down in Australia and in New Zealand, they called them intruders, So

it's basically they call it. They don't do that here, but down Under they call them intruders. If something so like mid season, if they unleash a new set of like you know, a new season of Gals. It looks like this season they're doing a couple of intruders that come in in the middle, and they also talk about people like when some that he says, like say, Miles say, I was talking to you, and then Lacey was like, can I still you for a minute? They call it cutting,

like Lacey came up and cut my grass. Let's cutting the grass. It does sound sexual. What Chris Harrison said to him. Chris Harrison said to him something that felt sexual. That was like, by the end of this, you're really gonna want to what did it? Was it? What was it? You're gonna want to choke me out is what? Oh my god, he said, You're gonna want to choke my hair. You're gonna want to choke me out is what he said. At the Chris becomes the intruder. He's on the show.

Now excuse me. He's like, hey, ladies, I'm here. I wanted to choke me out, just anyway. That's like if I choke you, will you leave me alone? Man? Yeah? Absolutely? Absolutely? Um. And then somebody was like, I was through for COVID tests for this. That's what that Some of the world we're living in you guys, that's what she was angry that she um. I mean again, is there so we've never had more women. There's never been more women. So at this point, I don't know the names of anybody

that got caught. I do think the goat feet and the ballerina got cut um. There's a good chance that Cassandra, our front runner, could have gotten cut um. And then we see that there's intruders coming up overall before we get to tweet of the week impressions on the first night, I look, nobody got hammered. Queen Victoria was fun. I

thought Abigail's connection was exciting. I think it's fun, quite honestly, to it that that they have refreshed the franchise and brought in They used to do this back in the day. They would bring in people that hadn't gone through the machine of it already, and I think it's I think it needed that air. Like it's almost like inbreeding animals,

like it was like it like people like that. People start to like, you know, like they know the system and the quirks and they get their friends in the producers, like like you just gotta reset of like let's just bring in fresh air something he's not cynical to the process, you know, like like not yet. Yeah, I thought it was. I liked that. It was a reset that felt good.

I'm all in. I hope he finds love. I hope. Okay, so let's before we do twitter this week, give me or who do you think the top three are going to be? And who do you think it's going to be? Bachelorette, Miles, Rachel and you think you win. Who's gonna win? It's gonna be Rachel, Abigail And Okay before I say my third, is it ever like, if you don't see the people talking in the first episode, does that mean they're not gonna win? Or sometimes they do it? Oftentimes they do

win if they're not in the first episode. Yeah, they yes, And they'll make it me like there like we didn't. They'll almost hide people that you don't so you don't see them coming. So like that happens where you'd be like then out the blue, like someone so shows up. So yes, sometimes that happens. People win. So I'm so then I'm gonna keep Aliana in there because she was one of my top picks, so to be Alana rachel Or Abigail, which one was Alana? She was I don't

have her biop in front of me. No. Bree Aliena is the one that we all thought would be thirsty because she owns her own like, oh, she was to eat my balls. She wasn't fall she was gon. I just there's there's an energy and plus knowing the appetites of biracial black men, I don't know. I just need to see more. I need more data. I need more data because although I don't think it'll be a blond woman,

I just there's just more data need. Okay, I'm gonna say Top three are going to be Abigail, Bree and Rachel. And I'm gonna say for the win. Usually with the bachelorette whoever gets the first impression Rose Winds, but not for the bachelor. But I'm going to say it is going to be for the bachelor. I say Abigail Winds and then I say Bree is the next bachelorette. All right, Lacy, Top three, who's the bachelorette and who's gonna win? I am in the same boat with you. On the top three,

it's Rachel, Abigail Bree. Um. I think that Abigail is gonna win. And I think that Rachel could be the next bachelorette because Brie and Tna wasn't her name was? What was Tasia bringing? Tasia looked too much Alife just from the casting positions, They're probably not going to go with another girl who looks like her. Okay, good, good thinking like an excative but they also have but at the on the same side, they did that for the white contestants. Yeah, why, you know, don't work for us.

You know, that was enough activist in get the ratings up. That's what they did with Rachel. Rachel was their best bachelorette and and the ratings went down and then and then again, it wasn't until like until they had to that they cast Asia. Like you know, this season, they're already putting out ratings for the episode that aired, and it's it was the highest air like rating wise on

Monday night that Monday night compared to other television shows. However, for a Bachelor rating, it was a low already happening. I hate that. I've never been more excited for Bachelor. Anna, who do you think that that's awful? I didn't know that that's fucking awful, Like, what the flick? What's the problem Bachelor Nation? Most of them are just like white people in them, you know, flyover States. Sorry to say it, but it's true, and they're racist and they don't like

when things change. Um. And also the prayer, well, you know, they didn't see the problems prayer gone in. They need to tune in to see prayer. Even by showing his mother is white. I know we did everything they said up top. This man is white and Christian also, and they blew the white budget and it didn't work. God damn, I go ahead, go ahead. Oh I was gonna say last thing. Um, so I feel like Chris Harris been whispered a Matt's ear, like you gotta pick Victoria crazy behind.

We can't lose that yet. So they did. For sure, they for sure producer pick. They made him keep Vibrator and Victoria the producers for sure, but he would not have picked Vibrator in Victoria over Ballerina and like cammellte slippers for sure. All right, Tanna, who are your top three? And who do you think the Bachelor it will be? I'm thinking so there is a part in the upcomings.

I'm gonna I'm gonna take a prediction swings. I don't know, but because it looks like at one point Matt is thrown and just need some time crying that they have to pull out Chris Harrison to be like, I've never been a black man, but it seems like you're upset. I've ever seen one of you cry, I think potentially, And I'm gonna make a guess that maybe because it feels like Abigail is his number one, maybe Abigail self exits. Oh good guest, because there was a helplessness in his eyes. Yes,

there was a this was the one. Wait what am I supposed to do? Maybe like maybe like maybe a relative of hers gets sick or something, you know what I mean, Like maybe she has to go. Maybe she's like, I don't want to Like I've realized in the process that this is I don't want to be in this environment or something. She just seems so real to me that maybe she's like, oh, this is actually toxic and these ladies are terrifying or something. I don't know, So

maybe that's what happened. Okay, Okay, I like it. Antifa, give us give us your and Ba give us your winner and your bachelorette and your top three not scenario. I would think winner is um winner is either Bri or Rachel. If I'd have to pick, I would say Brie, and then Bachelorette is Abigail h first ship. Can we acknowledge any sort of disability on this show? My god, you guys the producer, you're right, because the producers might be evil enough that they poison it and they take

their love so they can capture this. They see this beautiful. You're right that she thinking, But I've watched this show long and all right, that's beautifully like differently abled person. And they're like, oh no, we have bigger aspirations for her. Let's ruin Marilyn find anyone and intrudes on her season? Oh excuse me? Can I cut the grass? Please? Excuse you? To the bloody grass? And Chris Harrison. She's really nice.

So I don't know if Abigail so far, if I would watch her with a bunch of different dudes, like she just seems like a nice human like you're right to be a little more, You're right, a little more, okay, Katie, dr Katie, you're up, my friend. I have the same thing that's going to be UM free Abigail Rachel I think. I also I think Bree is gonna win. I think they have a connection um and I kind of think Abigail could be the Bachelor l which I think would

be amazing. But it also really worries me for her because, like I looked at her Instagram, she seems so cool and normal and totally real, and I feel like this franchise would ruin her and I would be so sad to see that because she seems like such an amazing seen human. But maybe she would be a great bachelor. Maybe it wouldn't ruin her. Maybe she would change the franchise. I don't know. They're gonna make sure she's the bachelor. You guys are so god I can't believe I didn't

even see it. They're gonna ensure that Brie. They're going to get the right song to play slow dancing. They're gonna get They're his favorite band to slow dance with Brie and have the right fireworks, and they're gonna just plant all the right like Hansel and Gretel Horny trail to lead to Brie so they get to capture Abigail. You're absolutely right. Oh my god, I can't lilive that it's it. I'm the one in the bachelor's sweatshirt, and yet I am such a sucker and a fool that

I thought just pure love prevail. But nope, the behind the scenes, the behind the scenes, they're gonna do agail you guys, um well, please like us on iTunes. We want get to two thousand by two iTunes as being they won't update are they won't update the I know people have left reviews and they have not updated it since December eleven, so just bombard them with reviews. But here's a few of the older ones that we loved. But I know people have emailed me that they've left

reviews and they just have not been updating it. But here's an old one. This is five stars your pal mall gall I said that crazy your pal Mallagal's not to love. This podcast is a bright little light in these trying times, and social distancing now affords me the space to moan freely along with the theme song. I've

loved Arden since meeting her. As Chelsea on Styke. Rob Benedict is the most hilarious and relatable voice and imagine my surprise at the addition of Jerry Trainer, who I loved so deeply that my older sister once screen printed me a T shirt that says Mrs Sandrich because Jerry appears, and I Carly wearing a T shirt that says Mr Sandwich circa tooth isn't an eight. So many things I love come together in every episode to thank you. That's a fun review, Katie, What do you think of that one?

That is really fun? I love the Mrs Sandwich thing because this is Sandwich too. I was old, it was too old for it. And uh, I just love how many people love Jerry from Oh my God, Jerry has been this what's been so fun too is like just making you know, it's been so fun getting to know like Lacy and Miles and Doug Benson and we have Ross Matthews is going to join us this season. Um, I think Kate mccouchee is going to join us. There's so many. Yeah, it's like it's the most fun way

to get to know people a little better. Like I feel so much closer to everybody, Like I've known all these people, but now I feel like they're my friends. You have you have something the bond over something. It's like, let's playing the same sport. We haven't played the same sport exactly. Um let's see. Here's an email. This is from Kim Ruth. This is yesterday, excited for tonight. Um hello, just listen to your draft picks while I work. Of course,

it makes me pumped for the season. I was literally talking about charcuterie boards with my husband just last night. An instagram showing the charcuterie boards is the now the most basic news story post. It's the new boomerang of clicking glasses or doing a shimmy. But of course, since these are all want to be influencers in order to be that image, it's all about the charcuterie board. Just like a few years ago, everyone was like I love tacos.

Whatever happened to someone being like, my favorite food is pie. Uh can't wait for your awese content to be posted on Patreon. Um so that's so great. Well, thank you, Kim Ruth, thank you so much for emailing us. I love all the chicouterie board talk because, to be honest, I don't I don't eat meat or cheese, and I don't really I didn't know what like I I've I don't never really I've seen them, but I don't really partake in them unless there's like grapes or something. I've

never ordered a charcuterie board. And now I understand it's because all these people are on the Keto diet, Like there is that what they're doing. This gotta be It's gotta be crackers and bread, right, But I bet they just take the cheese with the meat. I get like, that's just the bread. I mean, I'll take the cheese and the grapes, all the fruit or the veggies and the bread and that's it. If I got past and there's like the little mini sliced breads, I will eat

the ship out of that. Dude. I mean, I'm a hunger girl of Slavs. This is from uh, this is it says. This subject is thank you from Andrea Apticker. Dear Arden. On this New Year's Eve, since I am home and socially distancing and baking too many brownies, I thought it was finally time to write you a love letter. Thank you and your hilarious team of friends for getting me through this insane year. The Bachelor is my guilty

pleasure and your podcast is hilarious. I think I adored you right away because you sound like Amy Pohler, who I also love. You must get that a lot. I don't, but I love that because I'm a fan of hers. And then you were just so delightful and fun and snarky but not in a mean spirited way. A highlight for me where the garden Protect your Heart songs. I just want to hear you saying a garden protect your Heart and spurred song every podcast I feel the same way.

I can't ever get sick of that. I look forward to reading your book Happy New Year, art In and your and her brilliant friends. There were nights I could not fall asleep thinking about the state of the world, and your podcast was the perfect bedtime story. Best Annie, how cute is that? That is very cute and very sweet. Well, I have to say, is a person who struggled with

insomnia my whole life. Like just the thought that I could ever help someone fall asleep makes me feel good because it's been a hard year and now it's a fresh start. And look, let's be real, I think this is gonna be a transition year, and so like there's a light at the end of the tunnel, but it's still like you know, spirits up and there's still a bit of a we're still climbing the mountain, but we're going to get to downhill sled soon and we hope

this provides some levity along the way. Miles Lacy, before you go, will you help us pick a tweet of the week? Of course, Now, if you guys want to participate, if you're new here, welcome, and this is how you do it. Here's the name of the game. You go on Twitter, you tag me and Anna you do at arta marine A R D e N M y R I N or anna hosny h O s s n I e h and do hashtag w y A t R do it by midnight Pacific time Monday nights to

be considered. Anna literally narrows it down to eight e tweets and then I will pick about eight or nine and read them to you, and then we vote on the number one tweet to the week. You guys have been on fire, truly. The writing we could staff an entire late night show here. The writing is just getting better and better. I mean, it's just what a season here we go. I'm gonna read about eight or nine, maybe ten. Here we go. This is from Lauren at

Purple Underscore Hayes Producers. Ladies, please come into the lobby for some drinks. Now, please take ten flights of stairs to the attic so we can show you looking out the top floor window. Ideal, lazy, thank you, lazy, all right. Three D underscore Dorito at Josh Hall. Women huddled around a TV, watching women huddled around the window, watching women

getting out of limos. This is from I'm Better than Ben Shapiro at Andrea Underscore Shapiro All the pas that carried Queen Victoria in went to USC Film School and assumed they'd be working on a West Anderson film by Now, okay, this is a visual one, but it really made me laugh. This is from three D underscore Dorito at Josh al Me, showing up to ask Matt what dress I should wear. It's a potato with bra and underwear carve. That's so

I felt. I was like, if I shood up in my bra and underwear like flat footed, I would feel fully like a potato, hoping like just be like what should I wear? Matt? And just like cover yourself, madam in full spanks had on the Kim K underwear. There's like three spanks. Okay. This is from Business Rat Colon at ABC Madsen. The non religious girls are regretting that they ended up at Bible Chateau. Oh my God. And then if somebody replied to her, how many are gonna

be like, it's been real, but I'm out. And then she said, I want the first lady cut that goes up to him to whisper Haile Satan. Okay. This is from Lauren Geene Johnson at Words by L L I J. Matt said a prayer and God showed him a vibrator. God is a woman. Oh that's so good. That is good. It's so good. It's to Me's out of prayer and got you right after that was um so. Then this is from Lorraine Arena at Lorena Underscore Arena. Um I was more shocked by opening the cocktail party with a

prayer than a girl bringing a dildo. It was the weirder thing, arguably. Yeah, things have changed over the years. This is from m at just called me fee. But what if that James had pulled the vibrator out from behind his back instead of the first impression Bross him, I bigail, I'm just so enjoy talking you think about me.

Oh my god, um oh this I really enjoyed. Um. This is from Laura J. Johnson at Words by l I G. Missed opportunity, missed opportunity not to throw the vibrator at Matt when he called out m J to get a rose. You know ware you going away? You know the nickname the vibrator, m J. This opportunity not to throw the vibrator at Matt when he called out for m jd get FROs the vibrator to get a rose.

But that roborator J Okay, alright. This is from Seth Thatt SV Total Landscaping at that's Basebone one, Our lord, who aren't hot tub fantasy, be thy name thy bones on, come no rose, go home on earth as it is on television. Okay. And these are the final two. Liz to uncle at Jessy Lizzie raps, Katie, do you take Matt James to be your lawfully witted husband? I dil don't see I do, I don't do I know? Um. This is Liz Uncle at Jessy Lizzie raps. I hope

Katie Knight's queen Victoria with that dildo here. No, here's the final one. This is from Stephanie at nine Glow. Someone went to law school and passed the bar to decide exactly how much of that vibrator had to be covered by a black box. This entire episode especial. All right, there are so many good ones. Let's narrow it down to two, like the TV Lord's prayer. Okay, my favorite. Okay, so we'll dowd all right, So we're gonna do all right, so we're gonna do. We're gonna do you Okay, here

we go, Here we go, the final two. I'm better than Ben Shapiro at Andrea Underscore Shapira, all of the p as that carried Queen Victoria in went to USC film School and assumed they'd be working on a Wes Anderson film by now, or or um set that at Basebone one, Our Lord, who aren't Hot Tub Fantasy? Be Thy name Thy Bone Zone, Come No Rose, go home on Earth as it is on television, Lacy, do you want to be the decider? Do you want to be

the decider? Do you want to go last? Okay, we'll see if it starts to be tight, all right, Tanna. I'm gone with Bones on No Thy Name? All right, Miles uh as so U c C C l A bruin us fun s all day. So I'm loving that SC Film School. All Right, I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go Bones Zone, be Thy Name, Okay, all right, Lazy you can go next, and then we'll let Katie to be the decider. Okay, Okay, I mean lords, Okay, And I'm glad that we can feel goad in the chateau. Okay,

So I gotta okay, Katie. Uh I really liked the the USC with the film School, and I thought that was pretty great. Alright, So Bones doone Chateau, one seth that you did it again. We've been asking for you. We're like, where the hell is said that? Well, you came back Evida eighty eight thousand people to be a two eight the week for the first week, one Seth. But our lord, who aren't Hot Tub Fantasy, be Thy Name, Thy Bones Zone, Come No Rose, go home on Earth

as it is in television. You did it again based on one all of you. Thank you so much. We love our fans. Please. We hope everybody had a nice holiday. We hope everybody is a great so far, so good one. Feeling great? Um, Lacy, do you think you're gonna watch the season? Dimple? Tell you know now that I'm quarantined in my home as a prisoner. You know, all right, I'll like that a TV. Al right? Well, what where can people find you? Why would you like to promote?

If you guys have not listened to Lacey's podcasts, scam, goddess it is I've been a guest. Uh, Miles is an amazing guest. I mean it is. Vulture magazine involved her like they picked it as one of their top ten favorite podcasts of She's brilliant. What would you like to promote? Where would you like? Well, damn are promoting for me? I appreciate you, queen, Thank you as always. Scam that is fod If you want to find me online?

D I V A l A c I DVA Lacey on all platforms saying yeah, you know that's where I can be found Biden but legally right, Miles, where can people find you? Her Twitter, Instagram at Miles of Gray and also the other podcast daily Zeitgeis, which comes out every day, and for Twenty Day Fiance, where I Get High and just muse about ninety Day Fiance, my real

reality lover. Let's talk about that. If you guys watch ninety Day Fiance and you love Miles, like, do not miss for Fiance because come by this is up your alley listeners. Uh, my book is still out. If you're like, hey, I'm I'm bummed from coming back from the holidays, I watch something fun to bring me into one little miss Little Compton is available worldwide. You can get it on Kindle,

you can get the audio book. Uh. And of course I'm on Instagram and on Twitter and Facebook at Arta marine A R D E N M Y R I N DR Banana. Where can people find you? I'm back at Anna? She got hat our queenk I hat back though, I'm back on me there. And I mean, honestly someone everyone was tweeting, like right in time for the Bachelor tweets to come in. You know, I was thinking about that, like what if the guy that hacked you had to deal with all this? An you better pick tweet at

the week? Okay, have job? Yeah, you better be texted me tweet of the week. Um. And also and and I have our Patreon. I think we are going to do Bachelor in Paradise because we had other people emailing and say it was fun and I feel like we need a paradise. I need to go back to Fiji. Tanna, we gotta go to Fiji. Watch any Australian to franchise show. Just tell me when to show up. I'm there. I'll watch that. I'll watch Ellie and her sister, they're both

the Bachelorette. I'll watch that. Katie Levine talk to us, Queen. I am Katie. Underscore money on Twitter and Instagram and if you are able to please donate to your local food bank. You guys, mild Lacy, what a season you guys kicked off. I hope you guys would please come back and play with us. We love having you and thank you for your time. Thank you everybody, thanks for listening. Well until next week. Bye. Oh yeah, it's going to get all up in you tonight. Feel so good. I

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