We are exploring the latest flanker that has stirred quite the debate. With Landon CP’s intriguing description of a "super metallic, weirdly dark green" vibe and Ryan's less favorable comparison to old balloons, we navigate our own impressions of this complex scent. As we reminisce and reflect, we embrace the nostalgia and curiosity that fragrances can bring, while acknowledging that everyone's nose tells a different story. Support the show Join Our Patreon...
Oct 28, 2024•26 min•Season 5Ep. 294
What's the connection between a high school locker room and a classic Jean Paul Gaultier fragrance? We explore this hilariously in our latest episode, where we dive nose-first into the intriguing world of colognes, especially focusing on La Male Le Beau. Alongside a nostalgic nod to "Last Action Hero" and caffeine-fuelled discussions courtesy of Starbucks espresso, we're surprised by how much love our La Male episodes get, even outshining our talks about Aventus. We also ponder if Paco Rabanne's...
Oct 22, 2024•32 min•Season 5Ep. 293
Have you ever wondered how a scent can transform your mood or define a moment? Join us, Myke and Ryan, on a fragrant escapade as we navigate through the aromatic world of Million Gold by Rabanne, a perfume that has caught our curiosity since its rebranding from the iconic Paco Rabanne. We laugh our way through a quirky review dubbed Dior Sausage, which amusingly likens a scent to curry, and revisit our evolving impressions of Memo Paris' African Leather. With its rich, boozy allure, it’s a fragr...
Oct 21, 2024•27 min•Season 5Ep. 292
We, along with our gal pal Rikki, dive into the curious world of the Dirty Night Fragrance, pondering the diverse personalities it might suit—from the buttoned-up office worker to the rugged oil field laborer. We dissect its sour, icy-hot aroma and express surprise over its enduring $550 price tag, even after nine years on the market. Through humor and straightforward critiques, we explore how this fragrance has stood the test of time, or perhaps hasn't, making for a lively and entertaining disc...
Oct 15, 2024•33 min•Season 5Ep. 291
What if your favorite fragrance could tell tales of rock legends and occult mysteries? Buckle up for a whirlwind aromatic escapade as we sample Xerjoff's Tony Iommi Monkey Special, graciously sent by our Patreon supporter, David. Get ready for a burst of laughter with our first impressions and the hilarious feedback from a listener who stresses the perils of buying before trying. We reminisce about nearly 300 episodes, giving a shoutout to Tom Ford's Black Lacquer, whose bold, masculine aura com...
Oct 14, 2024•29 min•Season 5Ep. 290
Join us as we unravel the enigma of Tom Ford's latest fragrance, Black Lacquer. With notes of ink and vinyl that leave us both intrigued and baffled, we speculate on its untold story and draw from Ford's history of evocative scents. From the nostalgic aroma of new construction that reminds us of family to our critique of the fragrance’s premium pricing without a clear narrative, this episode is a fragrant rollercoaster of emotions and memories. The My Dick Album Support the show Join Our Patreon...
Oct 07, 2024•28 min•Season 5Ep. 289
Is Tom Ford's "Fucking Fabulous" worth the hype, or just a fancy name with an equally fancy price tag? Join us, along with our delightful guest Nikki, as we embark on a fragrant escapade filled with unfiltered opinions and witty banter. Nikki's candid and often hilarious takes breathe new life into our review, making this episode an absolute must-listen. We also tackle our past mixed feelings about Creed's "Delphinus," with Nikki drawing humorous comparisons to Carmex, challenging its hefty pric...
Sep 30, 2024•22 min•Season 5Ep. 288
What if we told you that a fragrance could cause a rift as deep as an emotional heartbreak? Brace yourselves for a belly full of laughs and the occasional wince as we catch up on caffeine cravings and a back injury that left us in more pain than a bad breakup. We then turn our attention to Creed’s latest release, "Delphinus," sharing our candid first impressions of its amber-colored bottle and unique scent profile. The highlight? Our vibrant Patreon community buzzing with excitement over their b...
Sep 24, 2024•25 min•Season 5Ep. 286
What does it take to turn a passion into a full-time career? Join us on the Cologne Podcast as we celebrate a monumental achievement with Chris from Frag-Mental, who has amassed 100,000 YouTube subscribers after seven years of relentless dedication. We dive deep into Chris's transformation from a personal trainer to a full-time YouTuber, discussing the evolution of his content—from unscripted, candid beginnings to the polished and refined videos he creates today. Chris opens up about the joys an...
Sep 23, 2024•45 min•Season 5Ep. 286
Is Creed's Centaurus a masterful blend or a mishap reminiscent of cough syrup? We kick off our latest episode with our unfiltered takes on this polarizing fragrance, sparked by a vivid review off Fragrantica. We then pivot to an intriguing one-night stand with Tom Ford's new Ombre Leather. Its longevity impressed us, but its alignment with the rest of the Ombre Leather line left us scratching our heads. Plus, why the mysterious "D" in the name? We're eagerly awaiting your theories! Support the s...
Sep 16, 2024•26 min•Season 5Ep. 285
Is Tom Ford's Eau D'Ombre Leather the masterpiece of colognes, or another overhyped letdown? Join us on this aromatic escapade as we dissect, analyze, and banter about the scent profiles of some of the most intriguing fragrances. We kickstart with a lighthearted debate on Ombre Leather, pondering if it’s a perfect blend of skanky, sweet, or fresh. Humorous digs at Fragrantica reviews set the tone for our one-night stand review of the new Chanel, where Myke and Ryan find themselves at odds—Mike r...
Sep 09, 2024•27 min•Season 5Ep. 284
Ever wondered what it feels like to wear a fragrance so powerful it might just overwhelm you? Or how about the surprising delight of finding a high-end designer cologne that defies expectations? Join us for a fragrance journey where we kick things off with a vibrant and humorous review of Chanel's Allure Homme Sport Superleggera. Despite life's ups and downs, we bring our passion and wit to the table, sharing some hilarious listener feedback and revisiting our thoughts on Versace Eros. Spoiler: ...
Sep 02, 2024•30 min•Season 5Ep. 283
Ready to uncover the secrets behind some of the hottest new fragrances on the market? This episode promises an exhilarating review of the eagerly-awaited Versace Eros Energy. We jump into the everyday appeal and striking citrus notes that have fragrance enthusiasts buzzing, including some people on Fragrantica. But it's not all sunshine and lemon zest—we also tackle the chaotic release process and make a strong case for simultaneous worldwide launches and better marketing strategies. Plus, we re...
Aug 27, 2024•27 min•Season 5Ep. 282
Is 'Intense' just industry jargon, or does it truly signify a stronger fragrance? Join us as we embark on a sensory adventure, starting with our first impressions of Mancera's Red Tobacco Intense, graciously sent by our Patreon supporter, Michael J. We dive into a mixed Fragrantica review, scrutinizing its floral, musky, and intimate projection qualities. Our discussion then pivots to the term "Intense" in the fragrance world and whether it lives up to the hype. We also share our unexpected fond...
Aug 26, 2024•27 min•Season 5Ep. 281
Dive into the water based Dior Sauvage Eau Forte. We'll share our unfiltered opinions on this popular scent and reveal the winner of our latest giveaway. From there, we unpack our recent encounter with Spicebomb Dark Leather and discuss its strengths and flaws. Our "One Night Stand Review" of Kajal Lamar Caviar is filled with admiration for its unexpected longevity and intriguing scent profile, despite its perceived femininity. Support the show Join Our Patreon...
Aug 15, 2024•23 min•Season 5Ep. 280
What if your favorite fragrance could be both a statement piece and a versatile everyday scent? Get ready to embark on a sniff-tastic journey as we share our hilarious escapade of snagging the elusive Kajal Lamar Caviar from Milan, thanks to a generous fragrance influencer. Before we dissect this intriguing water-based aroma with pearls resembling caviar, we'll entertain you with our "one night stand review" of Viktor & Rolf's Spicebomb Dark Leather—which, spoiler alert, left us longing for ...
Aug 13, 2024•27 min•Season 5Ep. 279
Ever wondered if the much-hyped Spice Bomb Dark Leather lives up to its legendary status? Join us on an aromatic adventure as we finally get our hands on this elusive fragrance and share our candid thoughts on its scent and branding. We also dive into the fresh waters of Dior Sauvage Eau Forte and give you a sneak peek of our upcoming Kajal's Lamar Caviar review. Plus, we’re thanking our patrons with an exclusive giveaway of the new Dior Sauvage and a specially curated goodie bag. Don't miss out...
Aug 12, 2024•29 min•Season 5Ep. 278
What makes Khamrah the fragrance that's capturing everyone's attention? Join us as we embark on a week-long sensory journey with this renowned scent, generously gifted by our Patreon friend, Perfume Tea from up north. We scrutinize whether it truly stands up to the buzz it's generating, especially when compared to Oud for Glory and the celebrated Angel Share by Killian. With no holds barred, we dish out our raw, unfiltered thoughts on its luxe packaging and playful presentation. Ever wondered if...
Jun 17, 2024•28 min•Season 5Ep. 277
Can a fragrance create as much division as it does admiration? This episode takes you on a nostalgic journey with Hacivat by Nishane, a scent that has ignited passionate debates among our listeners since we first reviewed it over three years ago. Join Myke and Ryan as they revisit their initial experiences and undying admiration for this polarizing fragrance, while addressing listener feedback and a particularly critical perspective. Through honest reflections, we reaffirm our love for Hacivat's...
Jun 10, 2024•31 min•Season 5Ep. 276
Ever wondered what makes a fragrance truly unforgettable? Join us as we dive into an interactive and hilarious episode featuring a live unboxing and testing of Terre d'Hermes Pure Perfume, complete with scathing reviews and unfiltered opinions. Our friends Jonathan and Doug make real-time appearances, adding to the fun with their unique takes and antics. Plus, one lucky listener gets the chance to win a free fragrance, making this episode a must-listen for any scent enthusiast. Miss Tundra grace...
Jun 03, 2024•50 min•Season 5Ep. 275
Myke took a huge gamble on a blind buy and surprises Ryan in this episode. Will the $400 fragrance be a good investment? Or, has Myke wasted his money on something he'll never wear? Don't miss our LIVE video episode and hangout on patreon, May 31st.. sign up and become a patreon to join us! Support the show Join Our Patreon
May 27, 2024•23 min•Season 5Ep. 274
Today, we're dishing out the unvarnished truth on Xerjoff's Nio, a scent that has stirred up quite the discussion, from its uncanny resemblance to 'new car smell' to our own evolving relationship with Portrait of a Lady. Will our overnight fling with this scent leave us yearning for more, or are we destined for a fragrance friend-zone? Tune in and find out as we dissect these scents with our typical blend of wit and candor. Ever wondered if paying top dollar for Creed's Green Irish Tweed is trul...
May 20, 2024•36 min•Season 5Ep. 273
From the spicy sophistication of Portrait of a Lady to the unexpected amusement over Creed's pint-sized perfumes, we're toasting to the olfactory adventures and the cherished patrons who've made this journey an unforgettable ride. We even take a cheeky little detour to revisit Drakkar Noir, a classic that’s as controversial as it is iconic, proving that some scents never truly fade. Our episode is a mishmash of memory lane and the scent-sational present. Together, we unwrap the layers of Portrai...
May 13, 2024•33 min•Season 5Ep. 272
Uncover the mysteries of this bold vintage scent given to us by our loving patreon Jonathan Bleep, and see how it stacks up against the sweet expectations and nostalgic memories it conjures. We're not just sniffing around the past; we're also giving you our unfiltered opinions on Prada Luna Rossa Ocean Le Parfum in our one-night stand review. Hear our discussion on the trade-offs between price and uniqueness in today's fragrance landscape, and get a whiff of innovation—or lack thereof—through a ...
May 06, 2024•30 min•Season 5Ep. 271
Ever wondered how to distinguish your bourbon from your whiskey or what makes Straight to Heaven by Kilian a scent worth discussing? Prepare for an episode swimming in the deep waters of fine bourbon and luxury scents, with our guest Sean, who's not only our whiskey whisperer but also our guide to olfactory excellence. We kick things off with a few laughs over a pool game before Sean schools us on the vital stats that define a true bourbon. Then, noses primed, we take on the divine promises of S...
Apr 29, 2024•35 min•Season 5Ep. 270
Ever embarked on a scent-laden mission that rivals a spy movie? Well, Myke and Ryan sure did, as they recount our whimsical escapade to Dillard's in search of the elusive Prada Luna Rossa Ocean, Le Parfum. With the help of a mysteriously cooperative sales associate, we managed to snatch a sample not just for ourselves, but for one of our lucky Patreon supporters as well. As we unravel the olfactory tale of our latest conquest, we also bring you a "one-night stand" review of the intoxicating Wu L...
Apr 22, 2024•31 min•Season 5Ep. 269
Have you ever been whisked away by a scent so evocative it's like time travel in a bottle? That's exactly where Myke and Ryan take you in our latest olfactory escapade, as we unearth the divisive "clean linen and cheap iced tea" fragrance that once stirred up a storm. Climb aboard our scent time-machine, where we also pay homage to the '90s classic Ralph Lauren Polo, questioning whether its latest rendition stands up to the ol' aromatic giant. And for those who relish the chase, we tease the upc...
Apr 15, 2024•30 min•Season 5Ep. 268
When a voicemail can transport you back in time, you know you've found something truly special. That's what happened when we listened to the last message from our dear friend Forbus; laughter mixed with tears as we remembered his humor and warmth. This episode is a tribute to his legacy, exploring the powerful connection between fragrance and memory as we revisit the vintage Ralph Lauren Polo that Forbus cherished. We're also humbled by the overwhelming generosity that you, our listeners, have s...
Apr 08, 2024•27 min•Season 5Ep. 267
We weave through the tapestry of fragrances that have recently graced our senses. We kick things off with a heartfelt acknowledgment for the outpouring of kindness we've felt during a tough personal time. From there, we delve into our thoughts on an intoxicating chocolate scent that caught our attention during travels—a creation that's been turning heads in the perfume community. Plus, We offer up our candid impressions on the much-anticipated Yves Saint Laurent's Y Elixir, which, to our dismay,...
Mar 25, 2024•22 min•Season 5Ep. 266
Facing the unimaginable, we step away from our habitual sensory journey to share something profoundly personal. As Ryan's father bravely faces his health crisis, our family has been enveloped in a world of deep emotion and tough decisions – a narrative that's reshaped the fabric of our lives and the routine of this podcast. We've had to make the heart-wrenching call to postpone our eagerly awaited Patreon live event, as my dad's recent strokes have led us to the doors of hospice care. Amidst thi...
Feb 28, 2024•11 min•Season 5Ep. 265
