In this improvised narrative role playing podcast, come and join artists, writers, and comedians from Adult Swim, Cartoon Network, Comedy Central, Marvel Comics, and more as they fight and fumble their way across the madcap, and exceedingly rude, fantasy wasteland of Cordelia. Branson Reese and his jester's retinue, Christopher Hastings, Carly Monardo, Tim Platt, Joe Lepore, and Ali Fisher star as a group of unlikely survivors (a talking crow, a lich in a wig, a bubbly fawn, a Sasquatch punk, and a tiefling hunk, specifically) who must solve the mystery of Polaris University's vanishment and return balance and higher education to their world. It's going to be very hard and very, very, rude.
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Wow, just imagine how much more cool stuff you could enjoy if you supported the show on our FANTASTIC PATREON THE gold-standard discord community! Actual plays of whole other games! hang out with us on twitch (we stream so much now)! Radio Free Cordelia (a pirate radio show made by the cast)! etc etc etc Subscribe to and rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review! Follow the show: Twitter: @of_rude Instagram: @rudetalesofmagic Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic vi...
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This week we are pleased as punch to feature the work of Ben Kling and Rachel Wenitsky! Ben arranged and produced Scrum's Theme, with Rachel on the pipes (the human throat pipes), with words and melody by lil' Tim Platt. Check out more of their wonderful bidness here: Ben Kling on Soundcloud (a must) and Twitter Rachel Wenitsky on Twitter and at home. And of course, ya gotta give it up for the Patreon. Subscribe to and rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review!...
Look, the patreon is good. We saved a seat for you. Additional music this week from Ben Kling (click that link, handsome, his soundcloud is incredible)! We'll have much more about (and from him) very soon, so stay tuned ;) Subscribe to and rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review! Follow the show: Twitter: @of_rude Instagram: @rudetalesofmagic Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm . Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ See omnystudio.c...
Find our patreon here! Subscribe to and rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review! Follow the show: Twitter: @of_rude Instagram: @rudetalesofmagic Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm . Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info ....
Cordelia and Frederick are jailed after a deadly encounter, prompting their friends to navigate treacherous sewers and absurd riddles for a rescue. Simultaneously, Frederick's past is unveiled through a memory of his tyrannical father, culminating in his present-day manipulation by a philosophical cockroach demon who demands he save Cordelia.
Following Albie's prophetic vision and newfound Earth powers, the heroes embark on an urgent search for Casper and Albie's missing parents at The Delighted Wife inn. Their quest quickly descends into chaos, marked by an escalating bar fight, a strange encounter with the inn's owner, Moira Thousand, and a bizarre mission to potty train a rat-person in the basement for information. As the group fragments and magical powers are tested, they face a dangerous confrontation with the city guard, pushing their abilities and patience to the limit.
Meet the industrious dwarves of Flammable Rock Holdings. They're naughty, they're nice, and they've got just a few hours to plan the ultimate company New Year's Eve party. Can they book the talent? Can they find a last minute venue? Can they defeat the giant avatar of Father Time whose inexorable march threatens everything including the passed canapes and champagne tower!?!?! Behold new game masters Ali Fisher and Chris Hastings in this, our first Holiday One Off Spectacular! For real, these two...
CW: gore, death, family Subscribe to and rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review! Follow the show: Twitter: @of_rude Instagram: @rudetalesofmagic Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm . Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info ....
Exhausted, the heroes face giant spiders and a manipulative Drow spider rancher in the Teenage Woods, leading to combat, misunderstandings, and the loss of treasured items. Their journey culminates in the unsettling discovery of Albie's abandoned childhood home, where a long-lost brother delivers a profound and devastating truth that upends everything.
In this live podcast episode, the adventurers find themselves in a magical dream world called Mount Crush, presided over by the eccentric Zimbarney DeMilo. They are coerced into playing a high-stakes game of truth or dare, which includes crush-inducing arrows and a disastrous trolley problem, ultimately revealing their host's strange experiment on human morality. The episode escalates into a chaotic battle and a surprise wedding, only for the heroes to awaken with no memory of their bizarre experience.
After a harrowing adventure, Albie and friends are sidetracked to the lavish Linsingham Manor to investigate the mysterious exsanguination of Vance Linsingham. As they question eccentric suspects, including a lactating milker and a strict butler, they uncover deep-seated family resentments and a shocking connection to a past foe. The investigation culminates in a dramatic reveal, exposing the true killer and forcing the heroes to make a difficult choice between justice and gold.
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After their university mysteriously disappears, a group of students finds themselves lost in the Teenage Woods. They confront Count Ivan, a dramatic vampire with a forgotten past, and later meet Poopus, a gnome who creates owlbears. Navigating chaotic battles with these unique creatures, the group uncovers hints about their missing school and the strange, forgotten history of the land, all while confronting their personal challenges.
The episode begins on the last day of classes at Polaris University, introducing students Albie, Bello, Frederick, and Cordelia, each facing unique academic and personal challenges. A sorority ritual goes awry, leading to a demonic possession and an offer of hellish powers. As the campus abruptly reverts to a wild forest, the characters confront disappearing friends, a powerful demon named Strayed Plances, and the unsettling truth behind the university's founder.
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