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Thicc AF

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Thicc Alabama Females. The podcast you didn't know you needed for the stage in life you never saw coming. Emily and Sara tackle all the things but proceed with caution when it comes to following our advice. We're here to giggle so pour a glass of wine, pop a tums, buckle up, and bless your heart. Check us out on Instagram @thiccafpodcast
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Episodes

Love is Blind Season 5 Recap

EPISODE 46 This episode includes our review of Love is Blind Season 5, even though it premiered a while back.... better late than never. We also discuss some other random topics like Emily's pig disposal situation and Sara's mom's new acronym.

Nov 08, 20231 hr 21 minSeason 1Ep. 46

Energy Vampires

EPISIDE 45 It is almost Halloween, so this week we are going to talk about Energy Vampires. Have you ever had an energy vampire suck the life out of you? Sara updates us on her trip to New York. Emily talks about her adventures at a haunted house. We also give a little update on the Natalee Holloway case and Emily shares her bug-out bag contents and emergency plans. #justicefornatalee

Oct 26, 20231 hr 8 minSeason 1Ep. 45

Brand Whores

EPISODE 44 This week we discuss brand loyalty and all the things that come with it.

Oct 18, 202350 minSeason 1Ep. 44

Let me Have my Coffee First

EPISODE 43 This week we talk about Narcolepsy, early morning meetings and rolling into the fall weather. The FMK is just a little bit controversial this week and Sara wasn't having it...sorry Elizabeth. We hate sweaty boobs, so bring on the fall weather!!

Oct 11, 202352 minSeason 1Ep. 43

Decision Fatigue

EPISODE 42 Join us this week for a discussion about decision fatigue. Should we start wearing uniforms to free up brain power for other more important decisions? You decide.... or don't.

Oct 04, 20231 hr 16 minSeason 1Ep. 42

Free the Panty Line

EPISODE 41 Join us this lovely Wednesday while we discuss current events and random fun things...honestly, we don't even remember what we talked about, but FREE THE PANTY LINE!

Sep 20, 202351 minSeason 1Ep. 41

Productive Procrastination

EPISODE 40 During this weeks episode, we examine productive procrastination. Are we the QUEENS of productive procrastination or do we just hate doing chores? Should we put the big rocks in first and then the little rocks, or the other way around? Emily throws out her iteration of the 80/20 rule for eliminating perfectionism fueled stress. We should all be more present in our jobs/meetings/life.

Sep 13, 202358 minSeason 1Ep. 40

Engagement Party

EPISODE 39 Sara is engaged! Welcome to the ENGAGEMENT PARTY. This episode is all about the engagement and celebrating Sara and Brandon’s relationship.

Sep 06, 202337 minSeason 1Ep. 39

Scamdon

EPISODE 38 Brandon is back for another random Wednesday with the Thicc AF Podcast. We talk about scams, scammers, and other random nonsense. Happy Hump Day!

Aug 23, 20231 hr 7 minSeason 1Ep. 38

Random with Brandon

Episode 37: Brandon tagged along with us to poll the public this week, but we didn't have much luck at the Village Tavern, so this episode is just Random... with Brandon. Oh, and there is a special appearance by GranDan. Happy Wednesday!

Aug 16, 20231 hr 2 minSeason 1Ep. 37

Dirty Girl Martini

EPISODE 36 This week we answer the questions of a group of men we found at a restaurant after three dirty girl martinis.

Aug 09, 20231 hr 5 minSeason 1Ep. 36

Cults

Sara's sister, Gerri, joins us this week to help us pick a part and discuss cults. Which Cult leader would you marry?

Aug 03, 20231 hr 18 minSeason 1Ep. 35

Class A Carlee

Carlee Russell was arrested today on two class A misdemeanor counts. We have all the deets for you.

Jul 28, 20239 min

The Carlee Russell Hustle

Sara's sister, Gerri, joins us tonight to assist in this quick update on the Carlee Russell Disappearance Case.

Jul 27, 202312 min

Things to Know in Your Thirties

Tune in to hear us discuss things you should know how to do, plus things you should do or consider by the time you hit that thirties range... or really at any age.

Jul 26, 202330 minSeason 1Ep. 33

Truth or Toast

Join us for another round of Truth or Drink...aka Truth or Toast.

Jul 19, 202352 minSeason 1Ep. 31

Hotdog Down a Hallway

EPISODE 30 Happy Belated 4th of July! You spoke, we listened.... this week's episode is all about Myths, Mysteries and Random Facts.

Jul 12, 202353 minSeason 1Ep. 30

21% Heartbroken

EPISODE 29 Its the episode where we dive into those beloved teen magazine articles from the 1990's. Emily's life is crazy right now, we are both STARVING and apparently Sara gets E! News notifications. Taking you back to the days when we used to wash our X's off and get lit. How far would you go to be popular? P.S. SKEETLEJUICEEEEEE!!!!

Jun 28, 20231 hr 6 minSeason 1Ep. 29

Pyramid Schemes: If You Come They Will Build it

EPISODE 28 Join us this lovely Wednesday as we discuss Multilevel Marketing companies, or as some may say...Pyramid Schemes. Happy Wednesday Thiccies!

Jun 21, 202347 minSeason 1Ep. 28

Let Me Clear My Throat

Episode 27 We have a new drinking game! Join us while we talk about an assortment of things as we catch up with one another. Netflix and other sharing streams are cracking down and it’s bullshit. Beer Olympics was fun but that’s not what makes Sara vomit. Pear ring needs to get a handle on their logistics.

Jun 14, 20231 hr 14 minSeason 1Ep. 27

Truth or Drink

EPISODE 26 Join us for an episode of Truth or Drink. Find out what we are willing to discuss with the world vs what we would rather turn up the bottle in order to save ourselves the embarrassment. We also dig into some random "what if's" that will get you thinking. Happy Wednesday!

Jun 07, 202341 minSeason 1Ep. 26

Kidney Wars

EPISODE 24 Instead of getting back on the dreaded dating apps like Sara suggested, Emily has instead agreed to purchase a Pear Ring to test out the new social experiment. Listen in to hear us discuss the ring, online dating, open relationships, and hall passes. We also dive into things couples argue about and an important deciding factor in getting married. Would you give a kidney to your significant other?

May 17, 202350 minSeason 1Ep. 24

Pooping with the Door Open

EPISODE 23 This episode is dedicated our dear friends, Santana and Aaron's, fur baby who passed away recently. We love you Luna!! Join us this week to hear us talk about cringey things couples do....Or are they cute??? We have decided. Let us know if you agree.

May 10, 202338 minSeason 1Ep. 23

Breaking Dawn: The Sara Saga

EPISODE 22 Sara's Mom is visiting from NY and is here to share all of the embarrassing stories from Sara's childhood. Buckle up for this one because Sara was a savage!! :)

May 03, 20231 hr 26 minSeason 1Ep. 22

Chadwick Falls in a Drain w/ Special Guest Santana

EPISODE 21 Please welcome our special guest, Santana, for her first ever Thicc AF appearance! Her dog fell down a storm drain that night and we are ready with all the details. Emily got complimented on her eyebrows during a recent trip to Atlanta. We also cover iphone naming conventions for people we just met, old school house phones, dial up internet, poop schedules, a scary pig clock and more.

Apr 26, 20231 hr 8 minSeason 1Ep. 21

Jackie Played for Keeps

EPISODE 20 This week we are back with more Love is Blind Season 4 gossip. SPOILER ALERT: If you haven't watched Season 4 of Love is Blind, go watch it before listening!!

Apr 19, 202344 minSeason 1Ep. 20

Love is Blind unless you have Pink Appliances

EPISODE 19 We're back to hash out the next few episodes of Love is Blind Season 4. We have so much to say, we had to break it into 2 episodes, so stay tuned next week to hear more of our ExPeRt opinion. SPOILER ALERT: If you haven't watched Love is Blind Season 4, proceed with caution. P.S. Please don't put salt on the Watermelon.

Apr 12, 202349 minSeason 1Ep. 19

Kick Rocks, Irina!

EPISODE 18 In this episode we do a deep dive into the first 5 episodes of Love is Blind, season 4. Or as we like to call it, fondness is a cloak. Chelsea’s baby blanket is awkward. Micah is the puppet master for the worst cast member this show has ever had, Irina. We FMK the guys and the girls of the show and have lots of laughs while doing it.

Apr 05, 20231 hr 11 minSeason 1Ep. 18
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