Hello! Hi! I haven't seen you in forever. It's been a minute. Happy to be back. What's been going on? I feel like a whole lot. Went to Huntsville last weekend, hung out with Melanie for a long weekend. We saw the most attractive man I've ever seen in my entire life. What did he look like? Like a Greek god. A Greek god? Yeah. Was he like, okay, so what type of guy, like is he like in a suit? No. I don't know. I don't know if he like owns
it or just works there, but at this salad place called Chop Chop. Oh my god, he probably just works there. He was also probably like 23. I'm pretty sure he does not own the Chop Chop. Yeah, that's funny. Well, that's nice. Yeah. Sometimes it's good to see some eye candies. I know. No, I went my, I had family in town from Texas. So the last two days I've
been at my grandmother's house hanging out with everybody. Nice. So, yeah. I went to, well, so we had like 4th of July, which week, week, which I don't even, don't even remember what I did for 4th of July. Did I work? No, I didn't work. I stayed at home. I think it like rained all day, didn't it? I don't think it rained because I did. Or it was supposed to. Yeah, it was not supposed to be great. I went to the pool, but it wasn't like anything
crazy. I ended up, I think I stayed home all day because I was like exhausted from the weekend and I was like, I have to work tomorrow. So I'm just going to stay home. It was nice. And then last week or this week, was it this week? Yeah. I went to a two day fish show in Huntsville. It was great. That venue looks so awesome. It is, it is really good. You know, I feel like the, um, the event staff that works there, I feel like in Birmingham,
the event staff at a lot of these places are like, sit in your seat and don't move. And they don't want you to do anything. And it's like, they're not like super like nice, but the ones there, they were like, they had people that you can, they had people coming around to like get your drink order and they have like these carafe things, like big things that you can get like mixed drinks in for like multiple people. I ordered one of those
at one point. We didn't even finish it. How much was that? $45.50. Well, then you have to tip them, you know, of course. So, um, I don't know how much it ended up being, but it was actually vodka soda. Cause everybody's on a diet. Your brothers are too. Well, they're always on diets. Daniel's always on a diet. You know, Eric's doing keto. Yeah. It's a whole thing. But, um, but yeah, we had fun. It was a really good, good show. Um, yeah,
good. I'm glad y'all had fun. Yeah. It was good. You know, the fish shows are very interesting because I don't know if you've ever been to one, but they have like, you know, kind of like a shakedown street. Yeah. So it's panic. Yeah. Well, and it's, it's fun to people watch.
Yeah. And I am like, I kind of stick out like a sore thumb, which obviously these people are not like, not like judging me, but like everyone's in there like tie dye and they're like shorty shorts and like, and I'm over there with like my black leggings and I'm like my black shirt with my like gold sleeves on it. And I'm like, with my, you know, Audrey Hepburn sunglasses, it looks like I'm going to, I don't know, Lulu women to go shopping
or something. Yeah. But people are pretty chill though. No, it's yeah, it's good. Jam and people are my favorite kind of people. We got to see a lot of people like that. It's not necessarily the people that I went to high school with, but like my brother, my older brother, a lot of his friends and like kind of reunion, like decater where it's greater. And I actually ran into a girl that was in my sorority that lives in high school and
her husband is really interesting. I haven't seen them since undergrad. Oh wow. That's a long time ago. Yeah. It was a long time ago. So yeah, good to catch up. All right. So I got this FMK for us. Alrighty. And I don't know why I wanted to do that. I was like so pepped up, pumped up about it. And then I forgot about it. I was like, yeah, do you have an FMK today? And I was like, um, yeah, from you. So we're going to do,
I forgot about it. Now I'm like, not that pumped up about it, but so I think it was, I was thinking like the, the fashion and things like that. So FMK, the fifties, the seventies and the nineties. And the reason I skipped is because I feel like they kind of like run into each other, like fifties to sixties, sixties to seventies and then seventies. So like, you know what I mean? Like, so just kind of, you can group that stuff together.
Yeah. Like they're the fashion. So like if you had to not live in the times or like what was going on, but like what they were wearing. This is hard for me, honestly, because I feel like in the seventies, there was a whole lot of no bras and that just doesn't work. Well, you could still wear it wrong with my boobies. So I'm like, and like, I don't know, but I love like a bell bottom. So I don't know, but I also like the fifties housewife dresses.
Like me too. Those are my favorite, but I feel like they look very uncomfortable. Like it's like, it's like me wearing a business suit to stay home. Yeah. I think because it's everything like comes full circle in a way. I'm probably going to kill the nineties because I mean, that's when we grew up and I've already done it and worn those clothes, you know, not as an adult, but right. So I'm probably going to kill the nineties, marry the fifties
and fuck the seventies. Okay. So yeah. So yeah, I think I'm going to kill the seventies, marry the fifties and fuck the nineties. Okay. I like the nineties, but also, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's it. I don't know. I just feel like I already did the nineties. So why do I need to do it again? I feel like nineties was like comfort. It was like, it like when I think about it, like grunge comfort, like right. Like T-shirts. Yeah. Yeah. For some
people. And then, you know, of course there was like the clueless outfits and what, what not. If I could have lived in that movie, I would have. I had, when I was in, I think it was in elementary school and I'm pretty sure my mom like didn't want me to wear it, but I think it was supposed to be like a crop top for like a high schooler or like somebody
that's an adult, like an adult woman, but it was not. And it had like a sun. I think it had like a sunflower, like in the middle and I had like a ruffly bottom or a freaking daisy. So it wasn't because it was like supposed to be for somebody else, like an older person. It wasn't like super crop top on me. Obviously. Cause I'm pretty sure my mom would have been
like, um, I remember one of my school pictures and I had on like 47 necklaces. Like those stretchy chokers mesh looking chokers, handmade, like, you know, uh, what do you call them? Like necklaces you make at camp. You know what I mean? Like friendship bracelet type things, but were they ones that you made with like thread? Oh my gosh. We used to make those.
It was kind of like those hair wraps. Exactly. Yes. Had that had on like another like choker with a charm on it and had this striped long sleeve with the wavy like ends that you're talking about on this crop top that had a zipper. Oh yeah. Those are the best. It was like red, yellow, black and white. It was epic. That was like probably my ugliest school picture ever. I can't believe my mom let me wear all those damn necklaces. I know. I was
thinking that I'm like, my mom would have been like, no, do not wear any of that. She, yeah, she would have been freaking out. That was also like, I was unlucky in the sense that I didn't know what the hell to do with curly hair back then. So all the time I would just put my hair in a ponytail cause I didn't know what else to do. And then I looked like I had a lion's mane from all the like fly away, the frizzy fly aways around my face.
I don't even have curly hair and I get that with my hair and like just a straight back ponytail. So I'm pretty sure I have, I used to, I remember like in elementary school I had, I got bangs and I did like this like slick, it was like slick back ponytail with big, big, huge bangs. And I would get up and like curl my bangs. And like, then I had like a scrunchie in my hair. It was like, I looked like one of those gymnasts from like the eighties
or the nineties or whatever. Well, my hair does not go curly. It doesn't even really hold a curl. It's starting to hold a curl better than it used to, but like- Do you want to know why that happens? Cause you're washing your hair less. Probably, well no. If I, yeah, that's true. I think it's probably, you're just having like healthier hair. I don't think it's healthier hair. I think it's the worst hair. I think it's because,
yeah, yeah. Yeah. My hair is not healthier. Yeah. My hair is definitely not healthier. I think my hair used to be a lot healthier because, and you know, dry shampoo is not good for your hair. Yeah. It is really bad for you. And I'm pretty sure it like causes cancer because it has like talc and stuff in it. So yeah, we're probably all going to get it. I don't use it very often. Maybe like once a week if I absolutely have to. Well,
um, so today we're going to do some truth and truth or drinks. All right. So truth or drink. Do you want to start? No, no. Okay. I have so many truth or drinks. Are you excited? I'm very excited. Yeah. Okay. Some of them are cool and some of them aren't. Okay. So what is your biggest fear? I honestly don't even know if I know. I mean, I think I probably,
I would probably not getting, not being able to go to sleep at night. And I know that sounds so stupid, but I've had the worst time before, like literally not sleeping, sleeping for like an hour and a half from like 6 AM to 7 30. And it is the most miserable feeling. So not falling asleep at night is something that would really, really bother me. Yeah. I feel that. What about you? Oh, I do it. Um, um, I don't know, but I think that so
lately I mean not lately all the time I have dreams of like, uh, tornadoes. Really? Yeah. A lot. Like I've always had dreams of tornadoes and like that I'm like running away from a tornado or like go try to find a spot to like, you know, that kind of thing. And I'm very fascinated with them because I like want to, I want to understand them more because I am scared of them. It's kind of like snakes. I used to, like, I used to be so scared of
snakes and I'm not as scared. I mean, I don't like, I don't want to like touch a snake or like hang out with them or like have a pet snake. But like, I do not, I like, I learned about them because I was scared. Snakes are my recurring dream. There are snakes in my dreams. Oh my God. That sounds like the worst dream ever. And I'm going to probably start having them now. No, no. Oh, snakes on a plane. Oh God. That sounds so bad. Look, that snakes
on a plane movie is so weird. I've never seen it and I will never watch it. Don't. It sounds terrible. Like who, you know, I mean, flying is like a very common mode of transportation these days. I don't want to think about a snake when I'm in the air. No, like the only reason. Okay. So if there were just snakes on the plane, I would just like open the like back hat shit hatch thing and just like let them all fall out. I guess. I mean, I don't
know. They're crazy. I don't even want to have to come up with a plan. Okay. Yeah. That sounds terrible. Um, and where are they poisonous snakes? Like, exactly. Right. And we don't have, you don't have time in the air if you're opening an exit door to think about it. They all got a dad. Is it an Anaconda? That would be hard to get out of the plane. Can you imagine if an Anaconda flew out of an airplane and hit somebody? Yes. Right on your windshield.
Like you would be dead probably. 100%. The force. Yeah. Absolutely. Yeah. If that ever happens, let us know. Sorry for you. If you're underneath it. It's going to be your next dream. All right. You go next. Okay. Would you rather wear white or pink for the rest of your life? Those were some dagger eyes right there. I knew that that would be hard for you. That is a terrible one. I know what you're going to pick. What are you picking?
I think I would probably pick pink. Really? Yeah. Just because I am notorious for like spilling on myself. And so I feel like I would ruin all of my white clothes all the time. Well, but you can bleach white. You can't bleach pink. That's fair. But I'm not always tan and white doesn't look good on pale skin. You're always tan. Yes. White looks good on hot. White looks pretty much good on everyone. It's just, I don't like white because it makes
my cottage cheese butt look worse. Oh God bless America. Yeah. All right. So have you ever cheated on someone? Yes. Who? Like high school boyfriend. Oh, yeah. With who? It was when I went to college. He had cheated on me when he went on his senior trip or I went on my senior trip. He had cheated on me. We decided to stay together for when I went to school and I basically said, F you bud. And was hanging out with this guy that I went
to orientation with. Did you tell him that you cheated on him? And did y'all break up? Yep. Was it a bad breakup or was it just like, okay. I mean, it wasn't great because I mean, I lived in a small town so like I still had to see his family when I came home. So you didn't like cheat on him in spite of him cheating on you? Yeah, basically. Oh, that's what you did? Yeah. Oh, because he cheated on you. You were like, well, screw you. I'm going
to go cheat on you back. 100%. Oh my God, Sarah, you're so bad. That's so bad. I mean, I was vindictive at the time. Vindictive. I used to call my mom, nevermind. I call her that. She gets mad when I call her everything to do. I called her the mom-nip-ulator. I call her all kinds of things. Really? Because she likes to manipulate me. Oh my God. She'll be like, fine, don't do that. Like try to get all, you know what I mean? Like manipulation.
And I'm like, okay, mom-nip-ulator. Yeah. Okay. You go. What was the grossest habit you had when you were a kid? When I was a kid? I don't know if I had any gross habits, but I have a gross habit now of picking my fingers. Same. Yeah. Picking the cuticles is really bad right now. I don't know. Mine are too. Yeah. I would say the only other gross thing that I did as a kid is I had a wart in between two of my fingers and I would pick the little things
out of it. No. Yeah. Because I wanted it to go away. Eww. That doesn't make it go away. I learned that the hard way. Oh no. Thank you. That's disgusting. I'm going to throw up now. Okay. Do you have a hidden talent? No, because cooking doesn't count. So no. You don't have a hidden talent. You don't have any talents. I don't think so. I can blow bubbles. Did you not know this? No. Oh my God. Let me see this. Hold on. That is ridiculous. It'll fly
out. I can't. My spit. I was not ready for this. I should have probably did. Sometimes my spit's real good and sometimes it's thin because I've been drinking stuff. That is wild. It'll float around. It comes off of my tongue and it floats around. How did you learn this? I'm pretty sure my cousin Johnny taught me. I'm pretty sure he did it and then I was like, I'm going to learn how to do that. I don't even know if he actually taught me.
I just watched him and I was like, I'm going to do that. No, I don't think I have it. I can't sing. I can't believe you've never seen me do that. I have not. I can't sing either, but I do anyways sometimes. You do better than me. For sure. So yeah, you don't have any talents. No. I find that hard to believe. What do you think my talent is hosting this damn podcast? Well, that's truth. You're good talking. She's a talker. She's a talker. Okay.
I also, I think I have some more hidden talents. I don't know what they are though. I have lots of talents. I'm an artist. I mean, you are. Yes, that is so fair. And then what else am I? Can I do? I do a lot. I couldn't look. I'm like a jack of all trades, a master of none. I'm like Aziz. Aziz. What's his name? Aziz Ansari. Yes. I'm sorry. Jesus. I was like, I like the master of none. I'm basically, I don't know how to, I'm not a master of anything.
I just know how to do a lot of things. I mean, I'm a master at like my, well, I don't know if it's, yeah. I mean, I'm a master in business. I got a piece of paper to show it. We might have to take comedian off of your hidden talent list after that one. Oh God. Oh my God. Look, I'm a master at like dad jokes. We used to, my dad was on the radio. We used to say jokes for the nine o'clock hour or something like that. Cause that was
like after everybody's not listening anymore. Cause they're at work. Yeah. Oh God. Go ahead. What's the most illegal thing you've ever done in your life? Illegal? Yeah. Well, probably. Oh my God. Okay. So what's the most illegal thing I've ever done? Let's see. Okay. Well, I think there's something wrong. I think that I'm going to plead the fifth on that. Yeah, I'm not incriminating myself. I mean, honestly, I haven't, that's why I thought I was thinking
about it. I was like, what have I done? I was like speeding and like nothing really bad. Maybe when I was little, I probably stole something from like something. Oh yeah. I think I stole a jump rope. Oh man. I did. I was like in kindergarten or preschool and I stole a rainbow jump rope from school. I think I put it in my backpack and took it home with me because I really liked it. I stole a badminton racket from school and I
still have it. You do? It moved with me when I moved in December. Wait, from which, like- From high school. From high school. Oh, so I was like five or younger. I was a whole ass senior. Yeah. That's a lot. I don't care. All right. If you were going to be on a reality TV show, which one would it be? Definitely Summer House. Okay. Yeah. You thought I was going to say Housewife. No, I didn't. Oh, okay. Good. I was thinking at first, I was
like she's going to be like, she can't say Love is Blind anymore. I was like, I don't know. I had no idea. No, I'd go with Summer House. I mean, Bravo is my shit. The only other thing that I would do is if I really wanted to challenge myself, I would be a first time like Green as Green can be stewardess on a below deck show. Can you imagine me serving rich people and them being assholes? It would be hysterical. I'd get fired. Yeah, you would.
You would be like, can you believe this? Like in the back, they would be so good though. That show would be hilarious. You'd probably spit in their food. No, I would never do that. That's gross. Okay, good. I'm glad. I think that I would be on the real world. Yeah, that would fit you. Yeah, I like the real world. Yeah. I'm not into these whole other shows. I like the ones where it's like- You wouldn't do Love Island or anything, like a love show?
No, who am I going to be in love with? Whoever they bring on the show. Oh no, because they only pick super hot six pack ab people to be on those shows. They do and you know it. It's too hot to handle. We're on a diet. It's still not. It's very far from being hot to handle and by the time I get hot to handle, I'm going to be like 45. So, okay. All right. That's what I would do. It won't take you 10 years to get there. I also really just
liked the real world. I think that was the best reality show. I loved it way better than Road Rules. Way better. I forgot about Road Rules. Yeah, I didn't really watch Road Rules as much, but it was good. No, I mean it was much more challenging to be on Road Rules, but I don't want to do that. But remember when they did the real world Road Rules challenge together? Those were cool. Yeah. They still do the challenges. Do they still have real
world? I think it is coming back maybe. I don't know. Oh my God, if they do it, I want to be on it, but I'm too old. You have to be like 18. Oh, I know. So boring. I want to be on it. I could be the host. Okay. What's your biggest insecurity? I don't know. My weight probably. Really? Yeah. I mean, it's one of those things where I don't hate myself and I don't hate my body by any means, but I wish it was different and I don't have the
most willpower and determination in the world to change it. And so my only choice is to put on a bright face, I guess, and just own it. Yeah. But it doesn't mean I'm not insecure about it. I don't know what my insecurity is. I have no idea. I'm going to have to drink on that one because I don't know. Maybe like, what do you think mine is? Failure. Yeah, that's not good. I don't like that. I do not like it. You got any more? Yeah. Okay. Would
you ever consider going to a nude beach? I would go, but I probably wouldn't be nude. My boobs are uncomfortable. Your boobs are uncomfortable. And also, I just feel like I don't even like to sleep without panties on or something on my bottom half at night because I feel like something's going to crawl up in there. Just like the snake coming out of the toilet. Yeah. The snake might come out of the toilet and then crawl up in there.
Exactly. See? That kind of snake I want in there. I don't really like to sleep naked either. Yeah. I'll do it if I'm really drunk and take a shower and accidentally pass out. 100%. I mean, I like matching pajamas, but at minimum I'll sleep in a t-shirt and panties. Yeah. Lately I've been doing that a lot because sometimes I put on t-shirt and shorts and I don't even like shorts because it kind of lets it free down there. It's not super panty
constrictive, but it's also covered up. I like that. What is the one thing you hate people knowing about you? I don't know. I don't think that there's anything. I would say, if you asked me that question 10 plus years ago, I would say I hate that people know that I'm from New York because that was just an immediate assumption that I was going to be a dick. You can't hide that you're from New York. You have the accent. It's so obvious.
When you just... I mean, sometimes... I mean, obviously it's back and forth, but yeah, you can't hide it. But the best part was is that I'm so sensitive and I wasn't a dick. I just said what came out of my mouth, but maybe that did make me a dick. I don't know. Do you still not do that? No, I definitely do. See? She said it. I definitely do. She's from New York. I definitely do. Okay. What you got? Or I'll do another one. Have you ever had a run in with a law?
Yes. I have a couple times. One time I was home from college and I was at a house party in town and the cops came and they told me to go home. Another time, a sheriff, I was smoking a cigarette on the way home. I was smoking a cigarette and so I knew I needed to drive past my parents' house. I went up the street to the hardware store to turn around so I could finish smoking my cigarette and a sheriff followed me into my driveway and
asked me what I was doing and why I turned around in there. He didn't turn his lights on or anything. He just followed me into the driveway. Yeah. I mean, at least you didn't get in trouble. No, I didn't. Okay. You go. Have you intentionally sabotaged a relationship? I don't think intentionally. No, not intentionally. Have you? I mean that. Yeah. That same high school relationship. Yeah. Okay. Okay. If you had to get back with an ex, who would you choose? None. If you
had to drink. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I want no part of any of it. Okay. Yeah. What animal comes to your mind straight away when you think of me? When I think of you? Yeah. I don't know. Like not an animal, like a teddy bear or something. Not now because you just did some evil eyes. What the hell is that? Because that is not what I was starting to do to say. You were like, even your eyebrows, your eyebrows
turned into like evil eye eyebrows. They did like a point. It was like, rar. That is physically impossible. No, it's true. You should have seen it. Like, I don't know. What animal do you think of me? A koala bear. A koala bear? Why koala bear? Because you like snuggly night night sleeps. Do I? I mean, yeah. Is that what the koala bears do? And they leaves? Yeah. That's how I feel right now. All right. If you had to rate your looks on a scale of
one to 10, what would you choose? I don't, I mean, I'm going with like at least a seven or an eight. Okay. I like that. I mean, I'm maybe fat, but I'm not ugly. Yeah. What about you? I don't know. I'd probably say like a five. Why? I don't know. I just don't think that I'm like that. That's terrible. I know that is terrible, but like, I don't know. Compared to like, like I'm just comparing myself with like the world, like and all the
things. Yeah. You can't compare yourself to these silly supermodels. Well, but okay. But you're, if you had to rate your looks, like if you're like, you know, like if there were, if all the supermodels in the world were dead, then I would be like maybe an eight. You're an eight now. Look at that face. No, no, no. Thank you though. Okay. You go. Who do you say was the last person you stopped on social media? I have no idea. Cause I don't ever
get on social media. I don't do it much anymore. Probably somebody's, when somebody brought somebody up at a party, not a party or like a get together and they were talking about somebody that they saw, I probably like looked them up. I don't, I don't remember. I'll have to drink on that. Who was it for you? I would say I, this woman who ended up passing away from ovarian cancer that I was following on Tik Tok and just kind of watching her end
of life journey. And she passed away like the other day. And so last night I did a deep dive. It's not really stonking. No. All right. Have you ever peed on yourself as an adult or a teenager? So like a hundred percent pain in the woods on your feet on yourself. Like, no, not because you're trying to pee somewhere else and you accidentally peed on yourself. Have I ever peed my pants? Yeah. Yes. Tell a story about it. You want to hear my story?
Yeah. Okay. So I've hit on myself one time because I went and I like freaking ran a marathon. This was back when I used to run. I wasn't, I lived in Auburn and I went and I ran and I got to the point where I got so far that I had to like get an Uber back home because my legs were like giving out and it was very hot. I went to a gas station and thank God I had like my, I didn't even have my credit card. I had to tap my phone to buy a water
and I was like so far away. And so then I got back home and I had like, it was the next morning I was on my way to, it was like a Sunday when I did that. Next morning I was on my way to work. I was walking out to my car and I sneezed and I peed all over myself because like my whole body was like, didn't, my muscles didn't work. And I had to like tell them I was going to be late because I had to go change because I peed on myself.
I was like, I literally went in and I was like, y'all I peed on myself this morning. I'm sorry. No, I peed on myself when I got drunk one night and peed the bed. Oh no. Yeah. I was with my dad and stepmom on a beach trip. That was embarrassing. I've never done that before. I don't understand how that happened. I guess you just get drunk and like lose bodily
functions. I have literally no idea. I have had dreams where I'm peeing and I'm afraid that when I wake up, I'm like, I'll like wake up and be like, Oh my God, I don't make sure I didn't pee. Oh, a hundred percent. If I feel like I have to pee at all as I'm falling asleep, I will get up and go to the bathroom. I will pee five times before I fall asleep if I feel like I have to pee. That's a lot of, um, it's crazy. Yeah. I know. Would you
instantly swipe right on someone with dreamy eyes or a great smile? Wait, would I instantly swipe right? Yeah. Like would you swipe right on somebody with dreamy eyes or a great smile? I mean like without look, it's, are we saying just without looking at their stuff? No, you're looking at it. Do you want to swipe right for eyes or a smile? Oh, I'm, I'm, okay. We're doing either or. Sure. Okay. I thought it was like, would you swipe? Yes or no? Would
you swipe right? No, I know. Okay. Um, so we're doing either or probably the eyes. Oh, see, I would do smile. Okay. I mean like if they had like dreamy eyes and like a jacked up smile, I'd probably be like left, but that's messed up. Yeah. I don't know. Okay. What TV character do you relate to the most? Oh Lord, I have no idea. I mean, I feel like I, and I thought about, I didn't think about this very hard, but we talked about this before.
You know, the girl, I forgot her name on grace and Frankie, their daughter. I feel like her Brianna, Brianna. Yeah. I don't know. Um, I don't know. I'll think about it. Okay. Yeah. You tell me, um, okay. What do you think the worst habit someone can have that is an immediate deal breaker for you? Um, an immediate deal breaker is not a habit necessarily, but, um,
like not having health insurance or like any type of insurance. Like I, like, I've actually like, that was a reason, one of the reasons I like, couldn't see somebody anymore because of that. Yeah. That was a big deal. Like if, and especially if you, like, I get it. If you can't afford it or whatever, or if you, like your job doesn't offer it, but like, if you make enough money and your job offers like health insurance, you should have it
and you're just, yeah. And you're just like not having it because you're just like, Oh, I'm just going to live off everyone else. Like you're driving costs up. I made Brandon make appointments for the doctor, the dentist and optometrists because he hadn't been to like any of them. And I was like, you have great insurance. Go to the doctor. Yeah. Go. Like what is happening? Yeah. He still had his cards in the like perforated pop out thing.
Oh my God. And he brought them that way to the doctor. I was like, um, I'm sure people do that a lot. And he was like, I just feel like this is the safest way for me to keep it. Probably. Why doesn't he just put it in his wallet? Like, like a credit card. I mean, he doesn't seem to be that type of person to lose things a lot. Right. Or does he sunglasses? Oh, well. Um, okay. So do you think you're uglier? Wait, do you think you were uglier
or better looking than most people you know? Not famous people, not models, people you know. I have to choose whether or not I'm uglier or better looking. Do you think you're better looking? Like, or do you think, yes. Do you think you're better looking than most people you know? Okay. Me too. But can I give you a little wink wink? Oh, I was kidding. Like twice. Like twice if it's yes. Have you ever accidentally seen someone naked? Yeah.
Like yeah, I'm pretty sure. Like I'm pretty sure I've probably walked into my parents accidentally like when they're getting in the shower or something, you know. Yeah, of course. Have you? Yeah. What is something that your significant other does that you hate? Um, I cannot stand when I'm like going to do something or I asked Brandon to do something and he just says, yep. And keeps, you know, doing whatever he's and does not like just,
yep. And just keeps on doing whatever. And I'm like, what are you like, can we communicate here? Like, is he listening? What is happening? No, he's just like ignoring me, but he's gonna do, you know, what I asked or whatever the situation is. But he just says, yep. Instead of like communicating and being like, yes, I will do that in five minutes. Oh, it's because
he's probably feeling like, why are you telling me what to do? That is literally the opposite of what he says because I'm like, I need, you know, I feel like I'm doing more around the house, you know, what have you or whatever. And he was like, oh, I mean, you just need to make me a list. And I'm like, but I'm not your mother and I don't want to nag you and beg you and whatever. Like, let's figure out the chores, split them up or whatever and
figure it out. Cause I'm not leaving you a fucking list. Yeah. I'm not. No. You're not my maid. Right. Like just help. You're not my maid. I'm not yours. Yeah. 100%. But usually the female becomes the maid. Yeah. When he says, yep. Or okay. And like just keeps it moving. I'm like, oh, to the moon with you. Well, maybe he just doesn't want to keep having a conversation. Oh, I definitely think that's it. Um, okay. You go. Um, have you had a one
night stand? Drink. I don't know if I have, but yeah, drink. What about you? Absolutely. No shame. Okay. What is one thing that you would sleep overnight on the sidewalk for or like camp out? Like, you know, how people like stand outside the Apple store for the new iPhone and yeah, free tickets to BravoCon. Seriously. You would sleep overnight for that? Absolutely. How much does BravoCon cost? I don't know. They're probably not that expensive.
You probably just buy them. But I mean, I would for like VIP BravoCon tickets. Yeah. Get to meet all those heifers up close and personal. Not sitting, you know, 3000 rows back in anything or whatever. You like want to meet those people? Yeah. Interesting. What would you talk to them about? Literally nothing. I just want to see them up close. See if they're as cute as they are on TV. They probably are better. Usually I feel like people like they
like look way better in person. You're like, wow, you looked cool on TV, but like you look amazing in real life. All right. Do you cover your eyes during the scary parts of a movie? No, I usually get up and like go wash my face or something. Which is covering your eyes. Basically. I cover my ears. Or I'll fast forward it or I'll mute it. I'll watch it, but I don't want to hear the sounds. The sounds make it so much scarier. Yes. It's like, eh, eh, eh,
dininininininininin. You're like, ah, I'm about to get eaten by a shark. The suspenseful music is what really like takes it up a notch. So I can watch something that's scary if it's muted for sure. Oh my gosh. I have to tell you about this. Okay. So I went to Huntsville recently. So on Monday I went to um, spend the night at my parents' house. They were not there. They were at the beach or whatever. And I stayed up there before. So I didn't have to like drive. I had to work the
next morning half a day. So I didn't have to like drive like late in traffic and stuff like that. So I went up there and um, spent the night and I'm at their house alone and I'm like, go get in their bed to sleep. And um, I do. I just want to sleep in the king size bed. And my mom was like, and they have, they have a bigger TV in their bedroom. Like,
so my bedroom has like a small TV, but it's not as good. They have like Apple TV and so on. So, um, so I went in there and um, I'm watching, I'm trying to find something to watch and it's kind of late because I didn't get there too late and something comes on. I was, I was looking for old classic movies. Okay. Like what? Well, our old classic TV shows like bewitched or like something like that's like light and scary. That's like, Ooh, fun. Yeah. Well, there are a lot of old horror
movies. Have you ever noticed because I, there were so many and then I, they have cable. Uh, they have YouTube TV. Okay. Yeah. So, but I'm searching like on the Apple TV. I don't know what streaming service it will own or whatnot, but there was one for, it was called like the legend of Lizzie Borden. Do you know Lizzie Borden had a nice gave her mother 40 wax and just when you thought she was done, she gave her father fire one. Yeah. Oh, I think that's how it goes. Okay. So I watched
it and it's got, okay. So it's got the girl Elizabeth, uh, I forgot her last name. From the actress from bewitched is plays Lizzie Borden and she is so good. Like in this, and they like show, Oh my God, they like, Oh, it's so weird. And it's like, you've got, I couldn't finish it. I was in their house alone and I was like, should I set the alarm? Like, I was like, I was like, Oh my God, somebody's gonna come in and kill me. And I didn't have any dogs. Like I
didn't have anybody with me. Yeah. No, no, no. I was like, Oh my God. I was like, Oh my God. Um, I couldn't finish it. I want, I want to finish the rest of it, but like, I got a little freaked out. Um, she was acquitted Lizzie Borden was, so she killed her dad, apparently killed her. Well, apparently she didn't, she didn't kill her dad. I think she probably did based on like the stuff that I was reading about it while I was watching. Cause I love to read all that stuff.
So I was reading about it and I think she probably did it, but I don't know. So another thing is if you Google it on Wikipedia, so they did, it was like an 18 something, 1840, 1899, I don't know what it was. Um, it was like 20, 20 to 40 years after they got cameras. So they did have cameras and the picture they show the pictures, the pictures that they took are of the actual dead bodies, like on the ground. It's not like crime scene where they have like paint or tape. It's
like literally the body's laying there with like the blood, like the dude. And the movie was actually very, um, like when I looked at the pictures online, it looked very similar to what the movie was. And it was, it was really good. And so Elizabeth, what is her last name? I'm going to remember, um, from the actress from bewitched, she was in there and she's like super creepy. She's like laughing. She's like, and she's, but it's like so creepy. Oh my God. I hate scary movies. And it
was like old too. So it was like, there was not like a lot of background noise. Like it was like a lot of creaking and like, it just was like, giving me goosebumps. Yeah. Freaked me out. So anyway, sorry to get off on that tangent, but it was, I want to finish it and I'll let you know how it goes. But okay. So yeah, I do, I cover my ears. Would you ever hook up with someone twice your age? Probably depends. Wait, twice my age. Well, and they'd be like, Oh no, no, no, no.
I was saying, I don't know why I think I'm still 20. I'm like, Oh, maybe like in their fifties. I don't know. Maybe. Okay. No, probably not. Not anybody older than my dad. That would be weird. Unless it was like a really rich person. And then I would just be like, dad, I'm sorry, but like girls got to eat. He would probably be like, okay, that's fine. Um, yeah. Okay. What is your go-to song to sing in the shower? Currently right now, probably, you know, just some Morgan walling,
I would say. Which song though? I mean, I really like last night right now. How's it go? Sing it. No, last night. I don't even know the words. Yeah. Last night. What is this? What is it? What are the words? We let the liquor talk. Oh, let the liquor. I was like, we were doing pillow talk. I've been singing Mandy Moore candy in the shower. Oh, good Lord. But I've always been singing that
song. Yes, you have. Like literally I will just like tell Alexa to turn on Mandy Moore candy in the shower and then I'll just have a repeat it while I'm in the shower for 10 minutes. And I'm sure my neighbors love me. Okay. So what was your most embarrassing moment in public in front, like in front of everybody, I guess. Um, I don't know. I think I, when I had to go to work for our holiday party, I had to present an award in front of the company this past December.
And I just fumbled over my words a little bit. I don't really like public speaking a whole lot. Like I had to stand out. And that was embarrassing for you. Yeah. I was like sweating from every place on my body before I had to go up there and I had to stand there for like 25 minutes before it was even time for me to go up there. And I had like written out my whole speech and I had it ready to go or whatever. But, um, it was, I mean, I had to stand on a stage with a
microphone. Like it was, well, that's nervousness, but was it embarrassing? I mean, I felt like I didn't do a great job. I don't know. See, that's so interesting to me. Cause I think that like, I, I don't get embarrassed about stuff like that, but I do get really nervous. Like I would be nervous. I'd be like, Oh my gosh, I got like nervous. But if I messed up, I'd probably just be like, whatever. But like the most embarrassing thing I've ever done in public, I don't know,
like fall down. Um, so it doesn't mean that what you've done, something that happened to you made me too. So I one time was in high school and you know, back in the day when you had to take the graduation exams. Well, when we had to take a graduation, like I think that I passed all my graduation exams. Whenever the first time I took them. So when you pass them, you just go to the
cafe, like literally, I don't even know why they do this. Everybody else has to take their graduation exams and, um, you go every, all the other people have to go to like the cafeteria or to the, um, gym and they have like intramurals or they have like people playing games and stuff. And so we were all in there. Basically you just study and do your homework while you're in the gym and
they're taking their exams. And I'm literally sitting there like, I don't know what I'm doing, probably studying, reading a book, talking to people and they're playing like volleyball or kickball or something. And in front of everyone, like literally in front of everyone in the entire school, the kickball comes in, like hits me in the head. Boom. And it was like, oh, and I was like,
oh my God, everywhere. Like, okay, that was embarrassing. Oh Lord. Or it could have been that situation where I had to go to in-school suspension that we talked about like last time, I think maybe where I had to like, go say that was embarrassing for me. Yeah, I hear that. I don't like to be in trouble. No. Yeah. Would you rather have no heating or air conditioning or no internet? I mean, I can go without internet. I can never go without air conditioning and live in Alabama.
That's a joke. Agreed. And even in like the winter time, I need my air conditioning. I mean, yeah, I mean, not often where you have to turn your heat on here. Like I would rather I would rather be cold. Anyways, I'll put socks on and sleep in them, even though I hate that. Just to be like under a ton of blankets and comfy. Right. But I don't want to sweat. Hell no. No. Yeah. I got to have that AC. Yeah. If you could change anything about yourself,
what would it be? I would get a tummy tuck. A tummy tuck? Or I'd get my boobs done. Yeah. Yeah. What is wrong with your boobs or your tummy? I just want them to sit in one place, my boobs, and then my tummy is just a gut. So it needs to go. Yeah. Okay. I mean, were you did you want me to say something like about my personality or something? No, I didn't say that. No, mine says in parentheses, I put for myself, I said fat
or how sleepy I am. Like I don't want to be sleepy anymore. I'm always sleepy. I am too. Don't worry about it. You're not the only one. I think that's just how you have to live your life when you get older. Yeah. Just exhausted all the time. Yeah. Agreed. Unfortunately for us. What is the weirdest thing you do in the morning? I don't know why. I don't know. Yeah. I don't know. I mean, I usually get up and drink some water, maybe some coffee and get started on my day.
I don't think I snooze like 45 times. Well, I do snooze and for work anyways, like I did snooze this morning too, a little bit, but not too bad. Yeah. But definitely not. Yeah. You do. Cause your alarm goes off before seven and you don't, what time do you start working? Eight thirty or eight. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. No, I snooze my, yeah, my Howard Stern goes off at like six or six thirty and I snooze until like seven fifty. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's not good. Okay. If you had to go out
on a date with one person of the same sex, who would it be? Fucking you. Really? Yeah. I mean, you were Melanie for sure. I know I'd have a good time. Yeah. No, I mean like, okay. So, but like you need to pick somebody that is like, that you would like, if you had to date them, if you had to date them, not just to go on a date and have fun, like, but like, I don't know. I'm don't think about that right now. I mean, if I just had to go out on a date, I, again, I would go,
you or Melanie, cause I know I'd have a good time. I would probably go with you or Jessica or Rose or somebody like that. Santana. I don't know. All of my friends are cool. Exactly. 100%. The only other person I'd say maybe I would go with, because I think that it, she would make it fun is Leanne, cause she just is doing shit all the fucking time. Oh yeah.
Yeah. She's a good person to go on a date with. Yeah. Like if she had to plan the date and I didn't have to plan it, I think it would be fun and it would probably be something that I haven't done yet. Yes. Agreed. Yeah. Yeah. She's always got good stuff. I know. Always doing something. I want to be like her. That's why I'm always like relying on her for stuff. Oh, absolutely. But then I feel bad, but like, I think she likes to be like, yeah, she likes to plan.
She likes to plan. Yeah, for sure. Cause I'm always like, I'll just show up. Cause I don't know. I like, don't look at things. I'm just like, tell me where to go. I'll be there and we'll have fun. What, you know? Yeah. So what are you going to do today? Um, I need to go get my toes done, but I don't know if I'm going to be able to get in. Let me see. Dang. They still look good. That's the same blue that I asked you about. It's Joe. It's been out there for like three weeks.
Um, no, I just kind of want to get it changed. If I don't do it today, then I may do it Monday after work while, uh, Brandon is working late, but I'm probably going to go to the pool if I can, if it's not going to rain. I thought I wanted to go to pool, but it doesn't look like it doesn't look super nice, but no Mason and I talked yesterday and we're going to go to the pool. So you can come if you want. I think I'm going to go up here. I think Jessica might come over here.
I think I'm just going to chill. Yeah. Because I need to just chill. Oh, I know. I've been running around like crazy person. I'm going to get something to eat on the way home and then I'm going to relax. Relax, chilling out max and relaxing all cool. And I'm shooting some B ball outside the pool. Oh my God. Oh man. All right. Well, you can find us on Instagram at thick AF podcast, send us an email. Um, I will try to get a poll up there, um, this week for, um,
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