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My Momma Told Me

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Comedians Langston Kerman and David Gborie take a deep dive into the most exciting, groundbreaking and sometimes problematic Black conspiracy theories. They’ll have guests cover silly conspiracies, scary conspiracies and conspiracies they learned from that uncle who used to wear jeans when he went swimming in the public pool.

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Episodes

That Ex Is Made For Walkin' (with Sequoia Holmes)

If you buy your romantic partners shoes will they walk out of your life? Langston and David are joined by Sequoia Holmes (Black People Love Paramore Podcast) about this old wives tale. The question of receiving or buying shoes is on the table, plus do custom made gifts put you in deeper water about commitment. More importantly, do you end up keeping them? Langston and David don't hold back on New Balances. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail....

Aug 01, 202355 minSeason 3Ep. 49

A Sick P*ssy Detector: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston and David answer a listener's email about putting earwax on vaginas in order to detect STIs. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here! Want to follow the craziness of Black conspiracy theories? We're on Instagram at @mymommatoldmepod My Momma Told Me is going out tour! Find your nearest city here and get your tickets. See omnystudio.c...

Jul 27, 202319 minSeason 1Ep. 101

Puff Puff Pass That Ass (Ariel Leaty and Justin Williams)

Is Diddy turning our hip hop heroes into sex slaves? Langston and David disuss with Ariel Leaty and Justin Williams (Fraudsters on Last Podcast Network) about this popular Internet conspiracy theory. Talks of the queer spectrum, Clive Davis rumors, and just eccentric millionaires doing the absolute most. We all remember Diddy dressing up as the Joker and starting public fights. Is this a cry for help? Or is it Diddy just being Diddy. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problemati...

Jul 25, 202350 minSeason 3Ep. 48

It's All Grecian To Me: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston and David answer a listener's email about Medusa being a Black woman. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here! Want to follow the craziness of Black conspiracy theories? We're on Instagram at @mymommatoldmepod My Momma Told Me is going out tour! Find your nearest city here and get your tickets. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy...

Jul 20, 202320 minSeason 1Ep. 100

Float Like a Butterfly, Sting Like a B*tch (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)

Do butterflies in your stomach mean you're in love or is your body warning you about that person? Langston and David talk are extra lengths about a fan's conspiracy theory and what our brain is actually trying to warn us. We fully acknowledge how our brain has let us astray in the past and what the human connection really brings forth to all of us. Also, if Dennis Graham is reading this, it's not too late to come on the pod! Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks t...

Jul 18, 202356 minSeason 3Ep. 47

The Michael Blackson Paradox: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston and David answer a listener's email about Maya Angelou's voice being performative in the public eye. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here! Want to follow the craziness of Black conspiracy theories? We're on Instagram at @mymommatoldmepod My Momma Told Me is going out tour! Find your nearest city here and get your tickets. See omny...

Jul 13, 202321 minSeason 1Ep. 99

Mississippi Burning of The Third Kind (with Khari Johnson)

Did the Pascagoula alien abductions happen? Langston and David make contact with Khari Johnson (Pause with Sam Jay) to talk about this Southern conspiracy theory. Boy scout stories are bound to pop up as they find video reenactments of the kidnappings online. Lots of questions asked and sad truths realized throughout the discussion. Also, why are those Avatar aliens so thick? Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! List...

Jul 11, 202352 minSeason 3Ep. 46

Back That Gazz Up: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode (RE-RELEASE)

Langston and David answer a listener's email about gas prices being cheaper in the hood. Math and the state of Wyoming get involved in this mini episode. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....

Jul 06, 202321 minSeason 1Ep. 98

Devil Coons (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie) RE-RELEASE

We will return with new episodes of My Momma Told Me next week. In the meantime, please rate and review the podcast here ! Bye bitch! Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here! --- Is all secular music a sin? Langston and David dive deep into this listener-submitted conspiracy theory that explores homemade documentaries on Facebook about the gr...

Jul 04, 20231 hr 14 minSeason 3Ep. 45

Republic of the Quantum: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston and David answer a listener’s very confusing email about spiritual dimensions, or something vaguely George Clooney related. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....

Jun 29, 202323 minSeason 1Ep. 97

Devil In a Sundress (with Lisa Beasley)

When it rains and the sun is shining, does that means the devil is beating his wife? Langston and David speak with Lisa Beasley (South Side) about this classic spiritual Black conspiracy theory. There are talks about what whether devil's wife looks like an Instagram Baddie or a female version of Goro from Mortal Kombat. We encourage our listeners to send us drawings and ask an important question: what restaurant would the Devil take his wife to? Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and an...

Jun 27, 202356 minSeason 3Ep. 44

Boom Goes The Neighborhood: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston and David answer a listener's email about fireworks being placed in Black neighborhoods to cause chaos in the community. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....

Jun 22, 202316 minSeason 1Ep. 96

Burnt & Turnt (with Sydnee Washington)

Should you burn your own hair, so people can't cast a spell on you? Langston and David invite MMTM’s most chaotic guest Sydnee Washington (Inside Amy Schumer) back on the podcast to discuss this conspiracy theory. They dabble in talks of dark magic, Sydnee accidentally burning her house down, and much more. Plus, she is determined to become the third host. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episo...

Jun 20, 20231 hr 4 minSeason 3Ep. 43

chatGPT vs. Everybody: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston and David answer a listener's email about A.I. and chatGPT has replaced the podcast. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....

Jun 15, 202321 minSeason 1Ep. 95

Churches ChicKKKen (with Amber Ruffin and Lacey Lamar)

Is Churches Chicken owned by the KKK and trying to sterilize Black men through their food? Langston and David are joined by sibling duo Amber Ruffin and Lacey Lamar (The Amber & Lacey, Lacey & Amber Show!) to discuss this hot topic that consumes Omaha, Nebraska. We are familiar with KKK business conspiracies, but this one leads them down a rabbit hole of what true intentions the KKK has to spread their hate. One thing's for sure: the KKK are the RC Cola of white supremacy and Lacey will ...

Jun 13, 20231 hrSeason 3Ep. 42

Pimp My Church: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston and David answer a listener's email about pimps moonlighting as pastors. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....

Jun 08, 202319 minSeason 1Ep. 94

Sad to the Bone (with Jordan Temple)

Do Black people get depressed? Langston and David discuss this conspiracy theory with former MMTM guest, Jordan Temple (Abbott Elementary). They are entertained by "freestyle" therapy, crack therapy, and discuss why this is such a hot topic in the Black community. This episode will make you think, and also make you thankful for your white wife. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Mo...

Jun 06, 20231 hr 2 minSeason 3Ep. 41

Too Hemmitt Too Furious: Motherf*ckin Mini-Episode

Langston and David discuss another theory from Bobby Hemmitt that black people originally settled in Ireland, France, Russia, and Bosnia-- but not Herzegovina. Also, we invented Riverdance. That part makes sense. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....

Jun 01, 202320 minSeason 1Ep. 93

What Happened to Lil Bow Wow? (with Langston and David)

Happy birthday Hip Hop! Langston and David go through the Lil Bow Wow timeline, and his evolution from being a rapper no one could admit liking to the hilarious, successful black man he is today, and his future. They also discuss Comeback King Corey Feldman and how he's doing (not well). Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here! See omnystudio...

May 30, 202343 minSeason 3Ep. 41

Catcalling is for Cannibalistic Savages: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston and David respond to a listener's email about black men who catcall women sound like cannibalistic savages. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....

May 25, 202320 minSeason 1Ep. 92

Pedo Mustaches (with Steelo Brim)

Are mustaches always associated with white pedophiles? Does the lack of a mustache imply the same thing for black men? If anything, either situation is questionable. Langston and David sit down with Steelo Brim (MTV's Ridiculousness) on this polarizing conspiracy theory. Langston commends Lil Bow Wow for being the Logan Roy of durags, and we ask you to see that we are men who bleed, and have technical difficulties sometimes. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks t...

May 23, 202343 minSeason 3Ep. 40

Cauliflower Rear: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston and David answer a listener's email about backshots making your butt big. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....

May 18, 202315 minSeason 1Ep. 91

Emission Impossible (with John and Tyler from The Jenkins & Jonez Pod)

Does EVERYTHING kill your sperm count? Langston and David sit down with John and Tyler of The Jenkins & Jonez podcast and chat about a range of things that can impact your sperm count from Mountain Dew to cellphones and 5G. This conversation goes all over the place and we have the great discussion of "is it 'laptop' or 'labtop.'" Either way, make sure you keep your airfryer away from yourself and it's never too late to learn how to swim. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any pr...

May 16, 202353 minSeason 3Ep. 39

Gesundheit or Die!: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston and David answer a listener's email about saying "bless you" when a person sneezes or they could die. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....

May 11, 202323 minSeason 1Ep. 90

Sippin Some Head (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)

Are African leader's heads being kept in jars in Europe? Langston and David go down the TikTok rabbit hole on this viral Black conspiracy theory. They talk about the history of body parts being collected as war trophies, museums messed up motives on displaying bodies, and Boyz II Men. Makes us question a lot of things throughout this episode, like Langston buying a tuxedo. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen ...

May 09, 202337 minSeason 3Ep. 38

Biracial Booty: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode (RE-RELEASE)

We will be back with new episodes of My Momma Told Me next week. In the meantime enjoy this MMTM classic mini-episode. Rate and review the podcast at https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/my-momma-told-me/id1523712290 -- Langston and David answer a listener's email about knowing which biracial parent is Black based off their booty. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....

May 04, 202316 minSeason 1Ep. 89

12 Inches or Less (with Brandon Kyle Goodman) (RE-RELEASE)

We will be back with new episodes of My Momma Told Me next week. In the meantime enjoy this MMTM classic with guest Brandon Kyle Goodman. Rate and review the podcast at https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/my-momma-told-me/id1523712290 --- Do Black men have big dicks? Langston and David discuss with Brandon Kyle Goodman (Netflix's Big Mouth) about the greatest and most talked about rumor across all races. We get to the bottom of whether size matters or whether it's the motion of the ocean. Also...

May 02, 202351 minSeason 3Ep. 37

CrazySmellyCool: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston and David answer a listener's email about the female body repelling men if they are incompatible. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....

Apr 27, 202329 minSeason 1Ep. 88

We Got Dem Dawgs in Us (with Katrina Davis)

Do dogs form packs at night and attack people? Langston and David yap it up with Katrina Davis (Figuring It Out on Amazon Prime) about her dog saving days and all sort of wild Florida antics. Are dogs more friendlier than cats? What do you do when a dog get's aggressive? Is the Wendy's on Colfax Avenue slow? Whatever the answers may be David wants you to know that he doesn't hate dogs. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on You...

Apr 25, 202351 minSeason 3Ep. 36

Birth Markie: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston and David answer a listener's email about having a birth mark makes you an old soul. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....

Apr 20, 202318 minSeason 1Ep. 87
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