Welcome, delicious humans, to Season 2, Episode 4 of Good Morning Evildoers. Please store your body parts correctly. And play nicely with the visiting Atlanteans, mm? -~*~- Good Morning Evildoers is a twice-monthly comedy horror podcast hosted by Winifred, Head of HR for evil supercorp Global Synergy Amalgamated. Currently at the lair under Denver International Airport after last season, she wants to make sure you still have your keycard. Our merch stop is open at https://goodmorningevildoers.co...
Aug 15, 2025•11 min•Season 2Ep. 4
Welcome, O Most Esteemed of Listeners, to Season 2, Episode 3 of Good Morning Evildoers, newly rated the No. 1 Podcast Produced in a Volcano Lair 2025 by Villainy & Verve Magazine. -~*~- Good Morning Evildoers is a twice-monthly comedy horror podcast hosted by Winifred, Head of HR for evil supercorp Global Synergy Amalgamated. Currently at the lair under Denver International Airport after last season, she’s seeking your screams in the most wholesome and SOP-compliant fashion. Our merch stop ...
Aug 01, 2025•7 min•Season 2Ep. 3
Greetings, delicious humans! Welcome to Season Two, Episode Two of Good Morning Evildoers. We are pleased to present our very first “podcast trailer swap” at the beginning of this episode. We are told that this will enhance your immersion and remind you that we are entirely harmless. Join us, therefore, in welcoming the fine people at Audicinal , and enjoy the trailer for Super Duper . There are villains. We are content. In this episode, more homunculi and their system of government, prophetic i...
Jul 18, 2025•10 min•Season 2Ep. 2
We regret to inform you that this week’s transmission of Good Morning Evildoers has been temporarily…compromised.
Jul 04, 2025•57 sec•Season 2Ep. 666
Greetings, delicious humans! Welcome to the Season Two Premiere of Good Morning Evildoers. We are baffled by your decision to return, given the obvious peril, but you do you. In this episode, a righteously indignant internet reporter, a health update on Coelacanth, and Winifred back to her daily announcements. Please enjoy. We’ll know if you don’t. -~*~- Good Morning Evildoers is a twice-monthly comedy horror podcast hosted by Winifred, Head of HR for evil supercorp Global Synergy Amalgamated. C...
Jun 20, 2025•10 min•Season 2Ep. 1
This is the first time we’ve released a meditation without subliminal messaging encouraging betrayal, carnage, and death. Please enjoy. Music by Ribhav Agrawal from Pixabay. https://pixabay.com/music/ambient-the-realization-ambient-piano-230860/ -~*~- Good Morning Evildoers is a twice-monthly comedy horror podcast hosted by Winifred, Head of HR for evil supercorp Global Synergy Amalgamated. Daily announcements at an evil organization have to cover things not commonly found at your average non-ev...
Jun 14, 2025•6 min
Greetings, delicious humans! Welcome to our Season Finale, and thank you for your kind attention. In this episode, Winifred has a heart-to-heart conversation with The Good. Well, neither of them has what might be conventionally termed a “heart,” but we expect you’ll understand the metaphor. In any case, the tunnels beneath Denver International Airport witness some bitchy back-and-forth, which would be quietly amusing were it not for the body count. (By the way, Graveyard Rabbit, those tunnels lo...
Apr 17, 2025•11 min•Season 1Ep. 13
Greetings, delicious humans! Global Synergy Amalgamated, LLC., isn’t an ordinary soulless corporation. It’s a genuinely evil corporation. But that doesn’t mean they don’t care when employees go missing. Even if said employees are implacable digging machines implanted with human “pilots” or bewitched mole people. In this episode, Winifred heads to Denver to see what exactly is going on. And it ain’t good. Or rather, it’s The Good. -~*~- Good Morning Evildoers is a twice-monthly comedy horror podc...
Apr 03, 2025•9 min•Season 1Ep. 12
Greetings, delicious humans! Global Synergy Amalgamated, LLC., isn’t an ordinary soulless corporation. It’s a genuinely evil corporation. And you wouldn’t believe the sort of things that end up in the Lost & Found. In this episode, social media, the plural of apocalypse, and the perils of carrying arcane artifacts while flying commercial. (Also, a dog mention. Some of you really seem to enjoy that.) -~*~- Good Morning Evildoers is a twice-monthly comedy horror podcast hosted by Winifred, Hea...
Mar 20, 2025•11 min•Season 1Ep. 11
Greetings, delicious humans! Please enjoy a brief interlude from XTTY: Independent Internet Radio, News, and Music for Fort Collins, Loveland, and Longmont. Then pull up your boots. Things are getting bitey around the Global Synergy Amalgamated volcano lair… -~*~- Good Morning Evildoers is a twice-monthly comedy horror podcast hosted by Winifred, Head of HR for evil supercorp Global Synergy Amalgamated. Daily announcements at an evil organization have to cover things not commonly found at your a...
Mar 06, 2025•9 min•Season 1Ep. 10
Good morning, Evildoers. Time for another productive day at Global Synergy Amalgamated! This is Winifred from HR with your daily announcements, and who’s thirsty? During an audit of the deep storage units in Sector 12, we discovered the remains of one of the most evil projects we ever launched. Oh, that was a good one. Massive media coverage. Psychological destabilization. High-fructose corn syrup. Not to mention the sheer aesthetic offense of the whole thing. That’s right. You guessed it. We fo...
Feb 20, 2025•8 min•Season 1Ep. 9
Greetings, delicious humans! Global Synergy Amalgamated, LLC., isn’t an ordinary soulless corporation. And our karaoke parties involve a lot more extradimensional portals than is standard. In this episode, do NOT make Winifred come looking for you about that thing with the hammerhead sharks. Our merch stop is open at https://goodmorningevildoers.com/shop/ We're creeping up the joint at Instagram , Bluesky , and Tumblr . Digital frippery is available at Gumroad . Zines. Encouragement. PWYW. And w...
Feb 06, 2025•9 min•Season 1Ep. 8
Greetings, delicious humans! Global Synergy Amalgamated, LLC., isn’t an ordinary soulless corporation. Neither is our professional development. No, seriously. There are SO MANY nefarious pharmaceuticals. In this episode, reminders of the tuition assistance program with Miskatonic University. Our merch stop is open at https://goodmorningevildoers.com/shop/ We're also in your internets where all your base belong to us at Instagram , Bluesky , and Tumblr . An ever increasing amount of digital fripp...
Jan 23, 2025•9 min•Season 1Ep. 7
Greetings, delicious humans! Global Synergy Amalgamated, LLC., isn’t an ordinary soulless corporation. Neither is our annual training and enrollment. No, seriously. We use a LOT more mind control. In this episode, discover how serious we are about our harassment policies… Our merch stop is open at https://goodmorningevildoers.com/shop/ We're also in your internets where all your base belong to us at Instagram , Bluesky , and Tumblr . An ever increasing amount of digital frippery is available at ...
Jan 09, 2025•11 min•Season 1Ep. 6
Evildoers, please prepare your earholes for a gentle sonic landscape. Spend an evening with Winifred and her beloved "dog" Coelacanth. Includes a (very) lo-fi background track, rain and wind against the window, tea, the occasional distant scream, and the hunting howls of the children of the night. Also, tiny dog snores. Regular service will resume on Thursday, Jan 9. Store open now at https://goodmorningevildoers.com/shop/ We're also in your internets at Instagram , Bluesky , and Tumblr . An eve...
Jan 02, 2025•8 min•Season 1Ep. 6
Greetings, delicious humans! Global Synergy Amalgamated, LLC., isn’t an ordinary soulless corporation. Neither are our annual promotions. No, seriously. We have a much higher body count. In this episode, discover how to get ahead at Global Synergy Amalgamated. Store open now at https://goodmorningevildoers.com/shop/ We're also in your internets at Instagram , Bluesky , and Tumblr . An ever increasing amount of digital frippery is available at Gumroad . Zines. Encouragement. PWYW. And we are infi...
Dec 26, 2024•9 min•Season 1Ep. 5
Greetings, delicious humans! Global Synergy Amalgamated, LLC., isn’t an ordinary soulless corporation. Neither are our employee requirements. No, seriously. We have folks who speak Mole Person. In this episode, prep for a potluck and bring your pet to work. Store open now at https://goodmorningevildoers.com/shop/ We're also in your internets at Instagram , Bluesky , and Tumblr . An ever increasing amount of digital frippery is available at Gumroad . Zines. Encouragement. PWYW. And we are infinit...
Dec 12, 2024•7 min•Season 1Ep. 4
Greetings, delicious humans! Global Synergy Amalgamated, LLC., isn’t an ordinary soulless corporation. Neither are our policies and procedures. No, seriously. We have to account for lycanthropy. In this episode, learn about exciting new positions available on the new moonbase and under Denver International Airport. Store open now at https://goodmorningevildoers.com/shop/ We're also in your internets at Instagram , Bluesky , and Tumblr . An ever increasing amount of digital frippery is available ...
Nov 27, 2024•8 min•Season 1Ep. 3
Greetings, delicious humans! Global Synergy Amalgamated, LLC., isn’t an ordinary soulless corporation. So we don’t have ordinary workshops. No, seriously. You have to perfect your evil monologues somehow. In this episode, discover more about the kind of perks we offer our dedicated employees, including catering by Donner Party Planning. Learn more at https://goodmorningevildoers.com/ We're also on social media at Instagram , Bluesky , and Tumblr . An ever increasing amount of digital frippery is...
Nov 14, 2024•8 min•Season 1Ep. 2
Greetings, delicious humans! Global Synergy Amalgamated, LLC., isn’t an ordinary soulless corporation. We're a genuinely evil soulless corporation. No, seriously. We have a volcano lair and everything. Please enjoy this initial episode of your new favorite podcast. You are 99.999738% unlikely to grow tentacles as a result. And if they do sprout, R&D assures us they will be either temporary or useful. Learn more at https://goodmorningevildoers.com/ We're also on social media at Instagram , Bl...
Oct 31, 2024•7 min•Season 1Ep. 1
Welcome, delicious humans, to Good Morning Evildoers — your new favorite podcast. We here at Global Synergy Amalgamated sincerely hope you enjoy this introductory broadcast. This season will feature human entertainment. For people. Please join us again next time! Broadcasting at between 20 hertz and 20 kilohertz. For human ears. You can find our website at https://goodmorningevildoers.com/ Various links are also available at https://goodmorningevildoers.carrd.co/...
Oct 28, 2024•1 min
