Greetings. Thank you for joining us. All of us here at Global Synergy Amalgamated, LLC. welcome you and your delicious fluids to our podcast. We are told that “narrative fiction” is a useful way to secure your attention so that our harvest may proceed unimpeded.
During the upcoming series of broadcasts, you may experience dizziness, temporal slippage, and nostril cloning. Do not be alarmed. These symptoms are temporary. Probably.
We hope you enjoy this “narrative fiction” series that has no relation to any real world organization headquartered beneath Denver International Airport.
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