Arden's friend Whtiney SAVES THE DAY in a star turn when two last guests cancel at the last minute. Not only is Whitney an excellent DRAW-ER, she is a podcast superfan and the creator of the Clay-Taur shitting our Jesse Palmer's head! Grandpa Dave! Tony Soprano! Ringworm! - Arden fell hard for Gabby was a fellow dingbat! - Whitney was freaked out seeing a centaur in his natural habitat popping out of the woods! - Dr. Banana has been busy doing pap smears over Zoom! - Katie thinks that Gabby's Gr...
Mar 02, 2022•1 hr 35 min
Our podcast Key Grip Jim Jeffries, Paget Brewster and Rob Benedict join Arden and the production team to break down the Austria episode of The Bachelor! Pretty Woman! Big Boy no cry! Baby Passport photos! - Arden gets a history lesson on why Jim changed his name! - Jim spent Friday night looking at Genevieve and her red flags! - Rob drove his teenage girl around all weekend! - Paget WAS the red flag! All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpo...
Feb 23, 2022•1 hr 37 min
In one of the funniest all time WYATR eps ever recorded, Arden captures Wells Adams, Rob Benedict, Doug Benson, and of course, the PRODUCTION TEAM in her bougie garage for an afternoon of food poisoning inspired MANIA! (And of course, she teaches them all to become CHAMPIONS!!!! Wedgies!! Wife Material!! Shrimp-nay-nay OUT! - Arden is OUT OF HER MIND having only eaten apples for three days! - Wells can't believe how psyched that centaur is at the thought of having sex with a virgin! - Rob thinks...
Feb 16, 2022•1 hr 40 min
The Doughboys are BACK and Arden is teaching them how to become CHAMPIONS!!! Pleasure Pier is CLOSED! Meryl Streep! The Toron-TO CANADA! - Arden is HOPING AND PRAYING that Shanae wins! - Nick HATED the way Clayton scooped ice cream! - Mitch had a vision of him being a 6 Flags janitor while Clayton worked at the fudge store and all the women applauded his bad dancing! All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK! WANT MORE EPISODES??? Become a Patreon Member!! www.patreon.com/wyatr Like us on Facebook ...
Feb 09, 2022•1 hr 21 min
Team Razzle-Dazzle are back together again as Lance Bass, Michael, Turchin, Liza Treyger and Gareth Reynolds join Arden and the production team to chat SHRIMP GATE! Blurry Jonas Brothers! Scallop and Shrimp and Scallops oh MY! Pop up BBQ Family ambush! - Arden doesn't know who she is anymore now that she is becoming a CHAMPION! - Lance is not convinced that Restless Road is not actually the Jonas Brothers! - Michael has not been able to eat scallops since Scallop Fingers ruined it for him! - Gar...
Feb 02, 2022•1 hr 46 min
Gareth Reynolds, Paget Brewster and Liza Treyger join Arden and the production team to discuss the HORNY MAGPIE that is Clayton the Bachelor! Shrimp predators! Nicole Eggart! Boner Fever! - Arden short circuits whenever she is called "QUIRKY"! - Liza would were a full zip up sweatsuit as her limo! - Gareth would have been SO MAD if he was eating downtown and Bach contestants in underwear freestyled love songs! - Liza was NOT HERE FOR THE VANG GOGH EXPERIENCE! All that plus........TWEET OF THE WE...
Jan 26, 2022•1 hr 41 min
Arden and Anna are joined by some of their 2021 tweet of the week all stars: Lauren Johnsen (@words_by_ljj), Justan Spaid (@JustanSpaid), Juliet Ashall (@jashall), and Leslie Berkowitz (@heyleslieb). If you want to hear the rest of the episode - go to Patreon.com/WYATR! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
Jan 19, 2022•29 min
We have a BRAND NEW ROOKIE OF THE YEAR!!! And that person is....brilliant comedian Liza Treyger who joins Paget Brewster, Carl Tart, Arden and the Production team to discuss episode 2 of Clayton's season! ADHD MY ASS!!! BAD STYLING! TWIN VILLAINS! - Arden thinks the cake walk/ kid party cake drop was an INSPIRED ACT OF TV GENIUS! - Paget thinks that not decorating for the kid's party was THE WAY TO GO! - Liza was not interested until Cassidy and Shae-Nay-Nay kicked it up a notch and then she was...
Jan 12, 2022•1 hr 50 min
Paget Brewster, Doug Benson and Mary Lynn Rajskub join Arden and the Production team to discuss the season premiere of Clayton's season! American Flag Pussy Bows! Horny Medical Workers! Confident Virgins!! - Arden's #1 pick did NOT EVEN MAKE IT TO LIMO ENTRANCES! - Paget thinks we all need to give up on grammar! - Doug thinks height is overrated in a guy! - Mary Lynn thinks it is TOO MUCH when people speak more than one language! All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK! Learn more about your ad-c...
Jan 05, 2022•1 hr 41 min
Arden and the production team are joined by Gareth Reynolds, Rob Benedict and Doug Benson to choose draft picks for Clayton's Bachelor season!! Who will win?! Who will be the villain!!?? And more!! WANT MORE EPISODES??? Become a Patreon Member!! www.patreon.com/wyatr Like us on Facebook follow us on iTunes! EMAIL US!!! Rosepodcast@gmail.com Follow us on: Twitter/ instagram #WYATR @ardenmyrin Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for ...
Jan 03, 2022•1 hr 53 min
Rob Benedict, Gareth Reynolds and Doug Benson join Arden, Katie and a virtual Anna to discuss the SEASON FINALE of Michelle's season of the Bachelorette! SMOKE DOCTORS! THIRSTY EX- BACHELORETTES! SANTA PAULY! - Arden wants Michelle's family to adopt her! - Gareth is debuting the soundtrack of Hamlin/ HamilTAN! - Doug is dressed as a blue SherPei! - Rob LOVES it when Michelle is competitive! WANT MORE EPISODES??? Become a Patreon Member!! www.patreon.com/wyatr All that plus........TWEET OF THE WE...
Dec 23, 2021•1 hr 45 min
Gareth Reynolds (aka Dracula) and Brendan Smith join Arden and the production crew to discuss the horniest episode of the season- FANTASY SUITES!!!! Hollywood called- it's a pass! CHILD ZIPLINERS! DAD'S DICK TOWEL!! - Arden doesn't have enough sexy sleep outfits for fantasy suites! - Gareth had his face smashed into hot curry! - Brendan wants to cast Dracula as the next Bachelor Silverlake! All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwo...
Dec 16, 2021•1 hr 46 min
Rob Benedict and Doug Benson join Arden and The Production Team to discuss the most recent episode of Jerry Springer! I mean BACHELORETTE MEN TELL ALL!!!! FROSTED TIPS!! WOUNDED ROMEOS! PIZZAPRENEURS!!!! - Arden wanted to THROW HER TV OUT THE WINDOW whenever Jamie spoke! - Rob is disappointed he did not book the part of the streaker! - Doug KNEW Jamie was Harry PLOTTER! All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK! WANT MORE EPISODES??? Become a Patreon Member!! www.patreon.com/wyatr YOU GUYS! We are ...
Dec 09, 2021•1 hr 29 min
YOU GUYS! We are doing a live show / live stream for Arden's BIRTHDAY! IS SHE THE BACHELORETTE OF OUR HEARTS?? OF COURSE! The show is Thursday, December 9th at 7pm pst / 10pm est at Dynasty Typewriter! Arden Myrin is joined by Erin Foley, Rob Benedict, Paget Brewster, Bryan Safi, Carl Tart, Miles Gray, Gareth Reynolds, Wells Adams, plus Katie Levine and Anna Hossnieh!! We have limited tickets available for in person viewing (MUST BE VACCINATED TO COME!) and you can find those tickets here for $2...
Dec 08, 2021•3 min
The Doughboys Mike Mitchell and Nick Wiger join Arden and the Production Team to break down the AMAZING HOMETOWN episode of The Bachelorette! Silent dads! Bad Skateboarding! Hunk Connoisseurs! - Arden PANICS at the idea of being in a sex contest with her two hottest friends! - Nick can't believe that Mitch does not consider himself a Mama's boy! - Mitch wants to invite a woman for a fun date of couch surfing! All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK! YOU GUYS! We are doing a live show / live strea...
Dec 02, 2021•1 hr 52 min
Mary Lynn Rajskub and Arden's bro Alarik join Arden and Dr. Banana for a very AUDIO CHALLENGED breakdown of a two hour audition to play the Bachelor! Boners that weren't! Frosted tips! Bathing suits in bedside tables! - Arden did NOT BUY ONE TEAR FROM CLAYTON!!!! - Mary Lynn was FREAKED OUT by those kids being on the Bachelor! - Alarik knows FOR SURE no 4th Grader could ever write a letter like the one that Clayton received from those kids! WANT MORE EPISODES??? Become a Patreon Member!! www.pat...
Nov 25, 2021•1 hr 36 min
Carl Tart and Miles Gray join Arden and Dr. Banana to break down the Minneapolis episode of Michelle's season of The Bachelorette! American Psychos! $3000 dresses! Rodney! - Arden thinks no man is actually 5' 10"! - Carl would have played MUCH HARDER than Joe during his one on one with Michelle! - Miles is hoping to get hornier on the second date! WANT MORE EPISODES??? Become a Patreon Member!! www.patreon.com/wyatr All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK! YOU GUYS! We are doing a live show / liv...
Nov 20, 2021•1 hr 31 min
Rob Benedict, Gareth Reynolds and Erin Foley are back together again (aka "The Complicated Dads Club") to break down the latest episode of The Bachelorette! HIPPA Violations! Matching Jumpsuits! Tepid baths! - Arden has birthday party fever and is already planning out her mullet dress! - Gareth is going to come to the live show as Dracula! - Rob wrote a song about Arden being a unicorn! - Erin is not feeling Nayte ! All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK! YOU GUYS! We are doing a live show / liv...
Nov 12, 2021•1 hr 33 min
Just a quick announcement that this week and next week's shows will be coming out late! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Nov 10, 2021•1 min
Arden's brother Alarik and her brother from another mother Bryan Safi join her and the production team to talk SUPER PUMPED MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKERS FROM CANADA! WEARING LIPSTICK TO THE DUMP! SEXY VOLLEYBALL SCENES! TAKE MY BREATH AWAY! - Arden talks about blow drying her lady bits on a date! - Bryan is the most FASHIONABLE person on the tennis court with his Marie Antoinette powdered hair! - Alarik confesses his secret love of Ed Hardy! All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK! Learn more about your...
Nov 04, 2021•1 hr 41 min
The Sentinal, Mary Lynn Rajskub and an ILL-PREPARED Kyle Dunnigan join Arden and the Production crew to break down and episode of MIXED EMOTIONS!!! LIVING LIFE ON THE EDGE! MR. BASKETBALL 2011! PIZZAGATE PART 2! - Arden is thinks it's time to PLAY THE DJ GAME AGAIN!! - Mary Lynn thinks THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT! - Kyle does NOT trust teachers (and with good reason) - Jerry thinks Michelle is the BEST BACHELORETTE WE HAVE EVER HAD! All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK! Learn more about your ad-choic...
Oct 28, 2021•1 hr 40 min
Gareth Reynolds, Rob Benedict and Erin Foley join Arden and the production team to discuss the SEASON OPENER OF MICHELLE'S SEASON!! Human entrees! Game time crystals!!! No walkie for the head on a plate! - Arden's dad is putting the guests at ease in his boxers! - Rob wants to know where his dad is! - Erin is proud of her dad's parking! - Gareth is just hanging with the twins at the duplex! All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwo...
Oct 21, 2021•1 hr 37 min
It's THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN!!! WYATR Bachelorette DRAFT PICKS!!! Doug Benson, Paget Brewster and Erin Foley join Arden and the Production Team to make their DRAFT PICKS and break down the guys! Ja Rule! Travel Insurance! Pizzapreneurs! - Arden KNOWS that she would ruin Doug's high! - Paget thinks that a guy who gets travel insurance is good in bed! - Doug knows a Harry Plotter Villian when he sees one! - Erin is AFRAID of the guys who HATES BURNT PIZZA!!!!! Learn more about your ad-choices at h...
Oct 13, 2021•1 hr 51 min
WYATR ALL STARS- Rob Benedict, Gareth Reynolds and Erin Foley join Arden and the Production Team to break down the SEASON FINALE of THE MOST IMPORTANT TELEVISION SHOW IN TV HISTORY!!! Boy bands! Lost in Paradise! EDDDDDDD! - Arden casts her new stage production of the BACHELOR FRANCHISE! - Gareth thinks that Noah is a travelling prop comedian! - Rob is PREPPING for his role of Dean's dad! - Erin wasn't sure WHERE Maurisa stood on wanting to get engaged! All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK! Le...
Oct 07, 2021•1 hr 53 min
Holy cow is this a FUN EPISODE! BIP HOST Wells Adams, and professional rascals Jim Jeffries and Doug Benson join Arden and the Production team in Arden's bougie garage to break down SEVENTEEN HOURS OF PROGRAMMING! - Arden thinks Jim is INTOLERABLE! - Jim wants Wells to be the host, and for him to be the bartender! - Wells takes a break from his "Office on the Daybed" to break it down with the crew! - Doug talks about stalking a guy he thought was Kenny at his gig in Chicago! All that plus..........
Sep 30, 2021•1 hr 43 min
The dynamic duo of Paget Brewster and Miles Gray REUNITE to discuss- HOT SOUR CREAM ON LEG HAIR! KENNY'S COMMUNICATION SKILLS! Extra hot Boom Boom Rooms! - Arden had a panic attack at the idea of packing quickly to avoid a disaster! - Paget thinks that Arden is great in a crisis! - Miles isn't afraid of a woman who cries! All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
Sep 24, 2021•1 hr 39 min
It's a comedy powerhouse lineup with Scott Aukerman, Kulap VIlaysack, Kate Miccuci and Lauren Lapkus joining Arden and the Production Team to discuss the HORNIEST EPISODE OF BIP EVER!!! Dirty sexy toes! Marketing Majors! The Battle of Two Joes! - Arden felt like less of a woman after watching whipped cream get licked off of a toe! - Scott is CONVINCED there is a whole vault of dirty footage from The Boom Boom Room! - Kate feels like she went back in time 20 YEARS AND WAS REJUVENATED! - Lauren ha...
Sep 16, 2021•2 hr 2 min
Our Bachelor FAVE Wells Adams and Bach O' The Year Robby B join Arden and the production team to break down the world's least passionate kiss! BIP Vigilantes! Teen Dances! Hilarious Arron! - Arden NEEDS TO KNOW WHY Brendan and Pieper were SPARED the Vigilante Justice!! - Wells is writing his guide to THRIVING IN PARADISE! - Rob thinks that Connor was the LAST to know about the Boom Boom room! All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnet...
Sep 09, 2021•1 hr 36 min
Nikki Glaser and Jerry Trainor join Arden and the production team to discuss the MOST EXCITING EPISODE OF TELEVISION IN TV HISTORY!!!! VILLAINS! INSTAGRAM COUNTS!!!! MIC TAPPING!!! - Arden thinks BRENDAN PLAYED THE DIRTIEST GAME OF VILLAIN SHE HAD EVER SEEN!!! - Nikki thinks that the producers always have a hand but the contestants have FREE WILL!!! - Jerry praised the communication stylings of Joe and Kenny! All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www...
Sep 08, 2021•1 hr 21 min
The Doughboys and Mary Lyyn Rajskub join Arden and the Production Team to discuss the MOST IMPORTANT SHOW ON EARTH- Bachelor in Paradise! Nude Volleyball! Beach Bachelorettes! Trained Parrots! - Once again, Arden wants to give reasonable Kenny her rose! - Mary Lynn thinks that Tre should have stayed through the ceremony!! - Wiger thinks Bachelor In Paradise is the greatest thing that has happened to his marriage! - Mitch thinks that Bachelor In Paradise is better than the Godfather! All that plu...
Sep 02, 2021•1 hr 30 min
