STRAIGHT FROM THE HAG: The 2022 Draft Picks

Picks two. Listen. My name is Arte Marine, coming to you double masked from my bougie garage in Los Angeles, California, and we are so excited to be doing the draft picks with the gentleman that we closed out the year with last year, one of whom who has never done draft picks with us. He's afraid that he is COVID, so he is not with us in personal Not not true, not fair. I feel like I may develop it over the week, but I feel fine physically fine. Okay, great,

okay great, So he thinks he has COVID. You guys, I'm going to start to my left. I'm going to fantasy covid lea Kobe Bryant. Each week we try to get it, and so far I've not been successful. I feel like it would be pretty easy to do right now, I feel like he doesn't. I feel like we could all, but we can all get it by tonight if we wanted. Starting to feel inevitable. Oh no, we all have like

red COVID lasers on our flour. Like I know more people in the last three weeks that have got it in the entire no, no, no, no, everybody, to be fair, a lot of the people I know who got it. I'm like that tracks. You're always making out with every stranger on Riya, You're in every barracks. I think staying away from drunk people is a big one, right because they're not gonna you know, they're not gonna give you the personal space, they're going to be spitty, gonna be

They're going to be makeout e on occasion. Right. Well, that's how I got the flu in Alaska. I had I was in Alaska a couple of years ago and this hammered woman came up drink my drink and then she goes, I don't have AIDS and I've only slept with one person and then she mouth kissed me. And then that like the next night, I was like on tour with Jeff Dye and Bill Dwyer and uh um and and I got like a fever on stage the next day, and then I had the Alaska hag flu

for like fourteen days. Yeah, from like an unsolicited mouth kill, straight from the hag, Straight from the hag, from the Alaska mouth hag. Yeah, well they have a shortage of wait a second, that has excuse that I got it. I know it was Chris Porter, Bill Dwyer and Jeff dy who I think, we're so like pissed that I was the one getting them. Yeah, they were that Alaska hag flick. Straight from the Hag is my nomination, first nomination for the title of this episode. I think that's great.

Dr big Um. So here we go. To my left is a man. Can I just say I always said this at the end of the last season, what a

rookie year he had last year? Thank you. Now you also got another nickname during the year, which I think you completely earned because like you really were, you were a rookie in that you were you had a lot of love for it, and you had passion and you were willing to put in your ten thousand hours, and I feel like you really did and you earned your other supertitle, which is the Captain Ladies and Gentlemen, brilliant stand up comedian brilliant podcast, or the Captain of the

William Accept This Frost Podcast. Mr Doug Captain, How are you great to be at sea again? Even though it's we're out here on the SS abundance of caution? Who's going to get I was hoping for the best? Yes, which one of us is going to get it? Next? Who isn't? Let's put the pool. Let's put the pool. Who's getting next? Rob? Rob? Are you doing your? Garet is waving? Employee? Gareth's next? Grew are you still your Yeah, you're definitely getting Yeah. At some point I will be

getting it. I can't believe you have not gotten next. Yeah, yeah, I haven't had you just not been home to sign for it. Speaking of, we need to announce all of sketch fast hasn't excuse me, it's been postponed one year now. If you want back, give or take, Okay, it can be least it can be like probably not less, just because of the needing to line up all those venues again. So I would think the best move for them would just be to kick it one year exactly, just do

the same dates January next year. But they're saying that might not even be They might even have to go a few months beyond that. But nonetheless it's it's not happen. The good news is that means I might be able to join you. We want you, we want you to So here's we'll have you block it out. Just put in your calendar so if you bought tickets, they'll be

good next year. And if you're like, bitch, I don't want to wait, I want my money's back, you can contact sketch Fest and they're they're talking to people who bought tickets and they can. I think they'll be able to refund you. So um the other things that we're not gonna be able to do that. We wanted to give a gift to our listeners and we want to do a special bonus fan episode and we are starting out. This will be on our Patreon just Tan Spade, you have the first slot. We're going to record it at

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But there's an a I know fair enough Justin Spade. Um. So you can email us at Rose Podcast at gmail dot com or tweet at Dr Banana and myself and nominate yourself for others if you think that you and Justin Spade should be doing a bonus podcast with us. Okay, also near me? Will this Man ever Find Love? Is he ever gonna find love? So we've been doing this podcast you guys, Happy birthday. It's been since twenty sixteen. This is our seventh year. We're going into year seven.

Is this man never going to find love? You're gonna find It's hard to now. You've probably only been a Bachelor of the Year for six years because we didn't meet you until a little bit in we didn't know how badly you were looking for luck. So this is your six year, you're eighteen one. My mom took a swing at it. My mom been to Alaska, Rob, have you been to Alaska. There's a hag there, there's a hag there. She's got COVID. You can get COVID right

after Dracula. Only such with one other person? Was it Chris Harrison? Um? You know him from Lucifer, you know him from Supernatural. He's heaven, he's Hell, he's he is batchelor of the Year. Rotay, thank you, thank you, good to be back. Still looking? What are you looking for? What's important? Do you want? Do you want somebody that makes you feel like a little kid or who plans those special individual moments? Those are not you know what

I want? I kind of want to. I want to get one of my guesses on the picks right as are always wrong. Okay, okay, then I'm not gonna go with what you do? Okay? With us is the man who is rapidly developing COVID like a polaroid picture. He actually looks worse than you did five minutes, like where he's getting gray and strain. I'm excited. First of all, he actually looks for a gentleman. That was like, oh, I had a long day, I might have COVID. I

feel like you look fresh as a daisy? Can I just say that, I feel like you look at you give a little spring in your step. We know you like your house, and you look very happy to be lodged in your house. Ladies and gentlemen, you know him from the Dollar. You know him as a writer on Arrested Development, but mostly you know him as the Dracula of the Will you accept this Rose podcast? Mr Gareth Reynolds and a newcomer to the Draft picks. I'm nervous.

I'm nervous. I'm more nervous about getting this right the dying from Coben. I don't be able to see this process. Just promised me at the funeral, you guys will be like he did really well in the draft. You know what. I will push your mom out of the way, I will take the mic Elena and Eileen, and I will be your Paul bearer. Athletic. Yes, of course, I've been playing a lot of tennis. Garrett, Here's I'm gonna tell you. And of course we have. We couldn't do this without them.

A woman who green lit this show seven years ago, when I had a fever dream and I got this fucking Mark Rivers, the most important theme song ever to be written, and said yes, you're like yes, Katie Levine, and my physician, my accountant, my lawyer, my spiritual advisor, and dr Anna Tanna Arianna hold me a. There you go. That's how you do it, you guys, I'm gonna give I'm going to give the rules of the game. Here's the rules of the game. Here's what we're looking for.

We're gonna pick and order our top three picks. Who's gonna win, who's going to be runner up, Who's going to be number three. We're going to pick the villain, the legit villain. We're also gonna pick just bat shit Cray Cray, the equivalent of like a Jamie from last season. I feel like Jamie was batshit Cray and maybe Frosted Tips was the villain. Would you agree? You guys agree with that? And then we often do drunk on the first night. That doesn't seem to happen as much anymore,

but i'd like to I hope it happened. So just sort of in the in the interest of like a spre like a like the secret or like a vision board, let's do drunk on the first night. You know why I like drunk on the first night because that could possibly be in the promos they say he wants to take back a rose. I bet you canned out some roses. People get more drunk and then he's like, it's take back time now. I want to say to you, dog, even though you say that you didn't do well last time,

I'll tell you one thing you did very well. You were the one who got Harry Plotter, and I believe you guess Jamie using me and uh and then also the guy that got did get thrown out for having all the da you guess you actually, so you're maybe you're you're not going to get the like love interest, but you really were like honed in on Craig Crate in a very impressive specific way. Well that's what I

questioned for you. In the history of the show, do you feel like Villain and Craig Cray has have been the same person or are they distinctly different each time? I think they've gotten more and more now that there's more Instagram fame to be had. I think I think they've gotten slightly separate. Would you agree with that Katie dr Banana, Yeah, I think because Craig Kate is just unwell and villain is like it was like villain is the person who's just doing it for airtime. They're they're

like literally doing it for Instagram. They're doing or like that short guy that went and like like broken Chris, but he wasn't even a fun villain. I think Frosted Tips was worse because he was like man splainey and like a misogynist, Like he was more of a true villain because he actually and Jamie, Jamie just felt a little more bat ship. Yeah, he was definitely crazy. Jamie

was the crazy one. Okay, all right, you guys are so those of you playing drunk on the first night, then we're going to do Yeah, I do it just for fun because we hope somebody is Maybe if somebody makes an ass of themselves on the first night house that maybe rather than drunk because people don't see they used to get drunk and like jump in the pool. Now they have to limit how much alcohol. All right, so let's just say, like who, like somebody makes an

as themselves? Yes, so like who how about this who makes the biggest because of the limit of alcohol. Who makes the biggest ass of themselves embarrass So we're doing this from the ABC website and we're just gonna We're not gonna read the entire bios. We're just gonna pick a few up, like and we've printed out some photos and you can play along at home. I'm going to start the first person I'm reading. I'm just gonna tell you a little bit about our Bachelor, seemingly most hated Bachelor.

We've never had a season like this. And before we start, also, let's discuss we all saw those previews. Do we think ABC is tricking us or those two women that we all saw it's going to be the final two? Rob what do you think? I'd like to think that they're tricking us. They usually are because you feel like they're not. But they know that people do what we're doing right now. People do draft picks, yes, but they like literally showed like the final two. Yeah, those of us doing draft picks.

Who would you say those final two that we saw, Katie, Katie, let me get there. Katie thinks she know I know who they are right now when I looked at the women's faces, So I think they're signaling to racist America. You can watch this season how much they're going to be. We're back to how it used to be, like multiple these women are pageant girls. Yeah, we're back. Don't worry, guys, it's white again. Like that's full the villain, Harrison. Do you think, Doug, do you think that it is the

final two that they showed us. Do you think it's a mislead. I'm hoping it's a mislead because I also don't I don't have the patience for I don't want to stare at the back of their heads, you know. I don't want to zepproot or footage the two ladies to figure it out. I'd rather either guess who it's going to be or just be completely clueless until the final reveal. Like that there there, they do too much.

Here's what's coming up on the show. H During the show, but then they often showed things that are gonna have for for weeks, like we knew Blake was coming for forever before he finally showed up. This felt different, though, and like on Reddit, everybody was like, they just showed us the final twill they just straight up showed us that. I feel like the face of the final two and

the hair of the final two were different. I also want to say I forgot to say to those listeners and Gareth, we also pick who the next Bachelorette will be. Maybe not, maybe they've done the resarcially, just think that the journey is more interesting, like people are more interested in like just the you know, the weird stuff that happens along the way than the actual outcome. I also wonder if it was because people were not excited about Clayton and I thought this would would draw them in,

which for me it was. It was a turn off. I didn't like it, but people on read it were like, well now I want to watch, which I it makes me curious like that, like why would he announce that he had sex with the two women? But because I've heard also he just seems like it makes him seem like a duller. That's like not going to be an interesting season. I've heard rumors just around the coffee clotch of the bat when you're a bachelor's psycho, a known

bachelor's psychle like I am. I've had people email me somebody from within the mansion who shall remain nameless, that allegedly all of the women hated him, which it makes it sort of fun. We've never apparently all the women fighting for him like this would make fun of him and didn't like him, which is a fun thing. Whether if this person is turned out. We don't know this person,

but it's a fun piece of info. And I don't think that we've ever This is a season on any who did it will come out and women tell all that they you know, just saying, listen to all the funny things that they'd say about this guy. Yeah, we couldn't show because he was our bachelor, right, they all hate him. That's before those two Adam problems. I'm like a duck internally alright, Gareth, are you ready? Sorry? Have you ever seen a duck penis? Just for the record,

isn't isn't like a corkscrew inside? Like I just want to make sure you've done your homework, go ahead, Is that right? Yeah? Yeah, it's like a corkscrew pigtail anyway, but it goes up and in it's like internally right, Yeah, it's kind of an internal penis. Yep. Cool, okay, cool. I just want to make sure on the same page, I want to internal penis back to you. Okay, why wasn't that woman in Alaska charged with haggravated assault? Oh my god? Why? Why? You can't move on until you

ask her? Here we go and Clayton echered the most hated bachelor that's ever been, by the way, for somebody so sort of milk toast to have such a strong reaction, like he was sort of just nothing, And I just love that the venom because America was right. America was like, what the fuck? For the first time ever, you have four people of color in your final four, and like, who's this guy? You can you can put puppies on billboards all you want. We're not here for it, right, Robert,

they went from Obama to Trump. That's exactly right. That's exactly what puppies on the billboard with Colton. By the way, Okay, that's a great point. That's a great point. Um nickname Clain knows by his friends, m clay knows it's a play on Thanos because he's so buff. What okay, great? Um, Let's see, he's more than just a rock hard bod. He's a throwback romantic. He's not afraid to put himself out there. He graduated with a bachelor's degree in health

science from University of Missouri, Columbia where I'm from. Um, and you find out he's like than knows when the bill comes and he snaps his fingers and you pay half. He lives, He's got a family house on Lake St. Louis. He goes tubing. Um, that is crazy that that's on his list of regular activities. I lay back in the tube, baby, drink some beers that are floating in the cooler next to me. I do a ten year old dude, Still a lot. That sounds fun. He's desperately, He's he good.

He gets competitive over corn hole with his friend. Literally, that's like an eight year old gets competitive. Guy. It's well after tubing, emotions run high. You really feel like you have to win. His parents, Brian and Kelly, have been married for twenty nine years, and that's what he wants to himself. So like his parents, he wants a partner, a great love, and a best friend. Also, we have Jesse Palmer as the host. Two glasses of milk. Okay,

we don't even care. Do we care about Jesse Palmer? No? Okay, So next time I bet he gets drunk. The first night I wish, I wish. Okay, So our first, Here we go, our first. I hope they showed him like looking out the window as the limos pull up, and he's giggling, and I hope he has a friend that he can talk to. Al Right, first up we have Cassidy. Katie, will you promise to tell us when we get to the women, who are the women that you think they are? Claire, No,

it's um Hayley, Gabby. I thought I saw Gabby. Okay, man area, Okay, Serene for sure, Rachel Ship, I forget the other one. Now, look all right, she's gonna look to me. Okay, here we go. So Cassidy is twenty six. She's an executive assistant. She's a bold, blunt woman. Okay, so she might be of a ship star. Um. She's spent her twenties living life to the fullest. She's barely past halfway in her twenties. Yeah, she doesn't like she doesn't like clubs. Bearing it up. She doesn't like clubs

because she hates waiting in lines. Okay, so she hates going with dudes that have to wait in line. She's gonna love the process of the show. Yeah, she has a matching tattoo with her mom. That says Doug Benson. It doesn't say, we don't know what it says. And she's a pro at driving stick shift. I think she could be a potential shipster because like, if you're like I drive stick shift, I don't like to wait. I feel like she could be she could be like a

little bit. She's not afraid to speak out. I'd of cute though she's really cute. I bet she's not gonna get along with the other ladies. Okay, so I'm gonna put down a potential villain is Cassidy Um. I don't think she's top three, do you guys? It's so hard to tell at this stage. I feel like you have to like read them all and then try to figure it out. But the stick shift things definitely a negative. All right, who's next? This is Claire. I just changed my name if it was Claire and I was entering

The Bachelor. But you know that's maybe that's just me. She's from Virginia Beach, Virginia. Oh. I love her profession. One of the better for professions to come down the pike. She's a spray tanner. Yeah, I have people coming to my house sometimes if I have like an event and it's literally like and I appreciate them and they're very lovely, nice people, and it's it's but it's literally like okay, bend over spread cheese like, it's like, fully, they're comfortable.

They get in there, they get in there, and they're they're comfortable. Claire is an unapologetic woman, so that's good to know right out of the gate. And we want to make sure these are all women and that they're not sorry about it. She's people who don't wear deodoran made Claire angry angry, so like is already uh, contestants, it might get her mad because of their smell. Is there something that's sort of like a like a hippie that does like a Tom's of mains? Yeah, we can't

tell from these pictures if any of them smell. Look at that. Okay, Okay, I think she's got a potential to be top three. She loves she loves ranch dressing with her buffalo wings. Okay, I mean she's she would fit with him. Yeah, and How to Lose is a Guy in Ten Days is one of her favorite movies. So Clayton does not need to work on his joke telling skills. Gareth, how are you feeling about Claire or Cassidy. I feel like I feel like Claire might be crazy? Okay,

why uh, I'm not exactly sure. I just feel like she looks a little crazy. They Yeah, the eyes seem a little crazy, Okay, I respect that. I feel like she could be drunk on the first night. I also feel like that's possible. I think she's I think he's going to be attracted to her, and then that she might be a target, and then she's going to like get into I feel like she looks like she would fit with him, like going tubing and playing corn hole.

She's going to have bottles of Tanner spray Tanner like in holsters on her belt and come at him from the limo, guns blazing. She doesn't. She hates people that smell bad because she's spraying their bodies. Oh yes, hands over your head, yeah right if they If the people reek and they haven't like showered before, she's dealing with our heady commercial you just wrote, thank you, that's what it area. She raises her arms up. Your person passes out and then they're naked and not getting their tan.

She's like you better fix their problems. They better venmo they got a venmoment. Yeah, she doesn't like a stinky undercarrot, and who does Nobody wants a stinky Understand I beat somebody out there, some only family my undercarriage to begin with, are you ready? Are you ready for Daria? Yes? Yes? Daria is a twenty four year old law student from Baldwin, New York. That's not no Daria run. Oh no, she's mall and she's like in other photos she's show Garett Garrett.

She's booming. Yeah right, and then it's very different from the ABC website. And who's l Woods? Uh Reese Weathers, move over l Woods because Daria is coming for the throne. A woman of many accomplishments UH inclusion, including admission into seven Ivy League schools and a Harvard degree. Keepers, she's good for this now in her third year at Yale Law School. Out of here, but she's looking for someone

who won't be intimidated by her accolades. And she loves who can make her laugh so hard that her stomach hurts. But then you're in the wrong place. She loves the dance, dreams of being an advocate for women's rights in the future. Uh. She loves falling in love and can't wait for her love story to unfold with clayton En. Fun facts. She idolizes a mall clooney because she's really a woman who has an ally for women. She's too good for this. She hates sushi okay, okay, and she wants to write

a children's book. All right, I'm gonna say she's gonna thrive in paradise and she's not gonna thrive here, right, I mean, I guess the only good thing is that she if she does get like a large social media following, hopefully she'll use it for good. Exactly. You're too good for this, Staria, al right. Next person is Eliza, who is a twenty five year old marketing manager from Berlin, Germany. Gorgeous, Holy cow. I did message all my friends in Berlin to be like, do you know her? What's her deal?

And they were like no, they're all so young. They're like young. I think, okay, yeah, I think. Um. So she's whatever, gorgeous, educated, well traveled, she has it all. She's intelligent, raised by two loving parents blah blah blah. Grew up in Berlin because of her dad's job. She was a late bloomer. Uh to dating, and she spent her adult years prioritizing work over love. She's educated the last eight months. Yeah, her parents have been married for

twenty five years and she wants that as well. Um. She wants someone cultural, cultured, worldly, and ready to be her partner that is not stunning. Uh. Fun facts. She loves food festivals, She loves going to movies by herself and her family. Her and her family visit Switzerland often for vacation. What this is not a match for? Clear, she's great, she's stunning. She could be yeah, oh yeah, she could definitely. Okay, I'm gonna put her on my

bachelorette list. All right, Garrett, you're up, sir. It's exciting because it's Elizabeth c Time right. Yes, pictured here on the Cosmo website, alone on a river. Um. She is a real estate advisor. She's thirty two than Colorado. Um. She thinks is about living it to the fullest. Not something you hear from a lot of these people. She likes wine tasting well, that could be uh, that could be drunk on the first night potentially as someone who loves wine, it'll creep up on you. She's very invested

in her career. She wants a man who appreciates her professional tenacity, her grit. Uh and she's really what she's really into someone she gets the giggles and uh, Clayton, look out because she's ready to laugh. So again, I mean she's not. They're ready for Clayton's comedy. I don't know you this doesn't go well. I don't see how that's that feels non congruent for Summer I don't know how I figured it. There is some cast member from Summer House that tours as a headlining stand up, some

woman who is cast member Pana Berner. What's the deal is she? Is she funny? She's not on the show anymore, but I think so. I don't know. I don't really I know who you're talking about. Is she funny? She is kind of funny. She's very nice, for sure. I don't. I haven't seen to perform a lot, but I remember knowing her before things and then seeing her like in l A and people being like, oh, she's from that show. Was another show maybe, but she's been on a couple

of them. I think because Anna and I are about to do summer House for Patreon. So I've been sort of like looking around and I'm like, wait, there's a from what I know. I did surprised me that there could be any cast member that. But I like that. You like her. She's not on the show anymore. She was aggressively kind of kicked off. Why what happened? Um? Just you know, a lot of beef. It's a lot. I don't know. I can't wait. Brought a lot of beef, brought a lot of people. All right, So I feel

like Elizabeth stopped my army is on the way to work. Yeah, that's right. She says petting cute dogs makes her happy, and that tattoos are not Elizabeth's thing. And she speaks a dozen language. I feel like a couple of the languages she speaks might be her friends might Yeah, twin lan with it. Do you think she's very sexy? You don't think she's gonna make it? She? I feel like, hello, Paradise. I feel like she's going to paradise maybe all right,

Katie Europe. So you think you're saying, all right? So n C from Bourbank just right here, you guys. She's a sales manager. She's twenty six. Um, she doesn't discriminate when it comes to love languages, she speaks them all. A true romantic at heart, She's ready to take a break from focusing on her career so she can focus on finding love. She's looking for a tall man with a nice smile and an equaliness family. Um, she's happy spending a day by the sea. And um she loves

dance dance revolution. She taught English North Korean defectors when she studied abroad, and she would love more opportunities to dress in costume. She oh, yeah, she should come be againda Okay, Oh she's sexy, She's super sexy. She could get drunk on the first night. Yeah, I feel I'm still kind of I feel like I'm still with with Gareth that Claire might be drunk on the first night. Which is somebody that's like call me an. It's like that's short for what and that's not going to be

an interesting conversation. Her friends, my friends call me insilary. Next episde who Now, Katie, you think she's one of the final she's one of one of them? Yeah? Or she's so. At certain points they showed like the final four and then they like show too. Okay, so she could be in the top. Yeah, they show, they show a bunch of I think she's on there are we have Gabby a potential spotted person in that trailer. She's a thirty year old I see you knew nurse from Denver.

Oh okay, Yeah she's hot. Cute, Yeah she's cute. She's much more than she meets the eye. She's not only she, she's got substantive depth and a wealth of lived experiences. Um, let's see if he doesn't have a personality that's a hard path, well, judge of humanity exactly, the one non negotiable for her. Whatever man captures her heart must also have room in their life for her four legged friend, because she and her golden dood to Leonardo or a package deal if she is tough three that says a

lot about what he's looking for. Um, she would love the dogs named after da Vinci or DiCaprio. DiCaprio, DiCaprio for sure. Um, she is terrified of humpback whales. Now why just humpback whales? Why not all? Oh, you've never encountered one, apparently, and she'd love to see one in person from a safe distance. Did you know the dolphins

from a safe distance? How sorry? You could ask Gareth, you could as she's gonna like fall in the ocean and be like that dude, Like there's not a lot of opportuny unity to like go down in aquatic vehicles to go look at I'm scared of roller coasters. I'm scared of roller coasters, but I want to look at one. What is the point? Um? She loves to write greeting cards, Oh God, I'm out, and stopping grapes in Italy is

at the top of her bucket list. You know they're gonna do a grape stops each one of those things. When they asked her those to say those things each question, she asked with, oh, I don't know. Uh, climbed to the tip like they're all just sat under duress. Yes, they're all just things that they say just because they have to say something. I want to see a humpback.

But from what would you say? What would you say, Doug if you're like if there's a specific thing, because I feel like they do they think they interviewed them for hours and then just pick up Oh it must be like yeah, they just throw them until they just slip up and say something stupid. Oh my god, what would your top three be? Like the buried Arden's dad in a cooler. She has a cat who has loves.

You can braid her hair, she loves jumpsuits. She loves jumpsuits, and sometimes she winks up in the middle of the night and has a snack that she forgets she had the next morning. I wonder where the crumbs are around, because also when they're answering the question, they have to be saying things that they think will make them seem appealing. Okay, let me back up. That makes some really crazy, some of these answers. Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, So maybe Art

has a dad buried in the ground. You don't need to keep bring up your dad telling people your dad is in a ground and a cooler. Pass me Jenner shot. Tell him how you shot your mom with fireworks? With my mom with the fireworks. That's better, that's more festive. It sounds like that was chopped up. It was, it was, it was, it was, you know. Okay, great, hey, welcome to the podcast. If you're new here this year, Okay,

here we go. Uh, Genevieve, look at that picture. Let me see that when I met but look at she's hot. She looks like Shoshana when Seinfeld met her. Yeah, I feel like she could be the one we see from behind us the final two. Agreed. I think she's she's in the part. I agree with you. I think she's in the running for a final two. Okay. She's looking for a man with whom she can get lost in their own little world. Okay, you should have wished for

this pre pandemic. She's ambitious, confident, and persistent. Okay, Um. She wants someone who won't be afraid to admit that they are wrong or change their personality when they are browing out with the guys. Stop growing out with the guys. Like when you bring that up before you've even met the person. Yeah wow, you know, hey, Clayton, you better not be browing out with guys. All he does is go tubing and play corner. That's all he does is brow out with the guys. Just don't be you, don't be.

You's so specific. Yeah, yeah, yeah, she really had somebody brow out on Earth went out with a horrible guys like let's go to Big Wings, and she was like, let no, we're not going to Big Ways again. I've been way. I used to go to watch football every sex if wings were good. We've all been to Big Ways. I mentioned it because I have a lifetime of experience at it. I don't. I don't need chicken anymore. But that Rochester sauce pretty good. Did you use to eat chicken?

That chicken was the only meat I would eat, Yeah, exclusively, a big one. I wouldn't eat it off the bone, sure, because I felt weird about it. I get it, And she also needed in writing that the chicken was kind of an asshole. Genevieve doesn't like public speaking, so she's really picked a great thing to do with her life at this point to have to speak publicly. Maybe she means she doesn't like when others speak. She doesn't like anybody else anybody publicly. I don't like announcements over pad.

I want nobody to speak publicly. She loves to go fishing, which is I guess make serve team. She's into boring things. I guess where she do that? In Los Angeles, frog Town, O. The l A River has got some great fish. You had a laun chair, and I don't think it's going to work out with Clayton because her relationship goals are Hailey and Justin Bieber. I think, yeah, I think she's maybe top three. I don't like her. She's in my running. I'm not saying I like her. I think but he

he feels like a guy that would fall. Some guys love hiding. Do you guys like high maintenance? Like's not the right word for it. It's it's like you get caught up in it, but you don't you're not drawn to it. I don't think. I think once it's there, if you're if you're into the person, then it's hard to you know, then you go into denial and and the maintenance part keeps you busy, and you don't you know, you're not noticing how terrible everything is. It sounds she's tricky.

You don't quite know she the villain? Is she Craig crazy? She top three? I think she could be a villain Top three everything. I think she's everything. I think she's everything. I mean, she's a bartender, so that's also like you just don't know where she's at in her life. If like she's been a bartender for eight years or you know, two or three, she six, she's been ader for five or less. Yeah, but you know, I think it's more interesting than what somebody wants to do. Like she's happy.

Is a bartender? Good for her? But like, I don't think that's probably her. Right, she's a bartender in l A. I mean, there's a good chance she's trying to be an actress or right, and they don't want people to actress are here? Right? Right? Right? That's not normal. I've never heard of that. All right, get ready for Haley. Yeah, Haley looks she is Orlando. All yeah, she's Orlando. I think she's there's something she could be cray um unless for life Haley is Haley is here for the real deal, y'all?

Oh no, Yeah. She feels like it's herfect time for her. Her body and career are exactly where she wants them to be. Let me repeat that. It feels like she founds like it feels like this is all happening at the perfect time for her. Her body and career are exactly where she wants them to be. I want her

body and her career marriage material. She had surgery. She has the unwavering support of her loving grandma a k A. Little Grams, Little Grams, Am like get damn Dan's bigger, just like little grams on your duds aren't big enough, y'all. She wants to have babies. Her body is ready for baby makers, and now she's just missing a man to compliment it all. Hailey has a magnetic personality, serious about finding love and won't settle for someone who looks perfect

on paper. She has a magnetic personality. She's always in the refrigerator. She's looking for a family oriented man with career ambition in a close relationship with God. I think she's crazy. I think she's even crazier cut on the first night that is designed to pick crazy. Her dream man will value her and will love her firecracker personality instead of trying to soften her. At the end of the day, Haley is trying to find her husband by

any means possible. She's crazy, any means possible. Get them jets bigger. Yeah. She talks to everyone like they're a child, dreams of hanging out with elephants in Thailand's Gonna Shift. Haley is not afraid to go skinny dipping. Get Haley is Taylor Swift's biggest fans are her body. Maybe she's gonna go skinny dipping first night? Can somebody be villain? Craig Craig and drunk on the first night? Garrett, how are you feeling about Haley? Do you think she's going

to be villain? I'm over I'm overwhelmed. I feel like, yeah, I think it's she's gonna either be crazy or drunk. That she will be my pick for crazy or drunk the first night? You could have also both? And are you enjoying draft picks? Doesn't make you excited for tonight? Yes, I'm again there is I have nervousness. I want to get this right, but this is very helpful. I love it. I love it. Okay, I feel like a GM. You are like a flood rocker. All right, thanks God that

that was said. I find I've been waiting to hear that this person next one is something. I think she's really she's on the she's on the block for one of these She's going to be at least one of these categories. So this hunter, she's twenty eight human resources specialists from Charlotte, North Carolina. I'm not in human resources. I specialize in human resources, like I know a lot

about it. I've watched the office every episode. She seems like someone who will be like, well, unfortunately the company cannot acknowledge that that happened. So she's a Disney princess looking for her prince. Hunter not a princess. She used to work for atl at Walt Disney World as a princess, which is one. She says. One is way more competitive than you think. Villain villain, she says to absolutely makes sense when you get to know her, because she's fucking crazy.

She's crazy. Who's crazy? Villain? She feels more like, how can you be You can't have the name Hunter and look like her and Disneyland and be a normal I does say she's genuine, empathetic and compassionate. She said that. She said she was genuine epithetically. She's like the three words practically the same word over and over again. Yeah. Yeah. She wants a relationship like in a rom com. She is looking for a man who's loving, athletic and outdoorsy,

wants to be adventurous when it comes to eating. She's a huge foodie. I hate the word foodie. I hate the word foodie. Thank you. I like like foodie. Like it's also like I like really, I like really good food just some sort of foodie. Yeah, what a crazy snob you are? You like food that's better than other food. I feel like I'm an eaty, not a foodie. I feel like I just eat because I like shitting the most. Is my favorite part of the day. That's the only

reason I eat. I am and eat. We've we've traveled together. We're both eating. Were big eat I couldn't like snacking. Yeah, I love anything. I like snaggie. I like an eaty. I don't have food all these things. It's like I'm drinking. Yeah, prefer drinking eat. I'm like junkie. I have a heroin issue. We don't care. We love you as you are you are you or more like us smoke smoke smoky or well I wasn't smoke ly, but now I'm more of a needily. But at this point I'll do anything eat

for junk Like that. You're just so tie offie and ready to go eat. Would you rather rob? Would you rather have? Would you rather be drinking or eaty? If you like at night? Would you if you could be like we could either skip dinner or skip the bar? Yeah, if if my stomach could take it, you know, because I do get hungry, but I do like drinking more great like I get when I'm in a restaurant. I love the cocktail before the meal that when the meal arrives,

I'm a little bummed down after a good cocktail. Yeah, Rob, we're very aligned, Rob. If you want to give this a shot, Yeah, do it. Dr Banana and I have traveled together and we when we eat dinner, we would we would go get the towels out and we would put these towels out and then we would eat have our weird little bowls of our concocus for our eat feast. Yeah, you guys could have your cocktail. We should all just go on like a group trip. Yeah, go to Mexico Salita.

We should reach out to that resort. Great, Okay. I have some fun facts about her. Her favorite book is A Walk to Remember right that God, what is that? It's just Nicholas. It's like the notebook. It's like the notebook. Yeah. So the Mandy Moore movie Hunter would who was directed by Julianne So that was the other one she did. She did I see fair enough. So Hunter would love to be Justin Bieber's One Less Lonely Girl. Oh, my god, they all love and then Hunter would love to have

an Australian accent. Lady, she should try to get one, like my brother hates Australian accents. I remember there was a parent. There wasn't soho there was like when we lived in New York there was a sign that was like lost. Somebody lost their parent, and it said it's like. Something that was distinguishing about it was that it spoke

with an Australian accent. And my brother like could think of nothing more than a parent repeating what you said like bad, you know, like just after you like anyway, all right, you're up, Garrett. It's Avanna. N right, yes, all right, We've got a Vanna and thirty one. She's got arguably the craziest job we might see, which is a bar Mitzvah dancer. Very specific. That's a great I wish that was my job. I question. Apparently, No, you have to lean away from the mic. People get mad

when we eat nuts near the mic. They hate sorry for um, but okay, So Ivonna is ready to find the one that's good. She calls herself a multi dater who has dated every type of man New York City has to offer, which is a lot um after some time spending, after some time spent meditating on it. She is here because it's time to manifest true love. O boy um. She loves to spend her time clubbing, gardening, and consignment shopping. Avanna's idea of a romantic date involves

dancing naked in the rain and ends with the police. Sorry, ends with cuddling after her man washes her hair. Guys, look, it's just regular. It's a regular want list. I don't think there's anything strange. Well, she was dancing in the rain. You gotta have to wash your hair after that does also her future. Her future hobby must love all animals, because Avanna, one day I have a dog, five snakes, three exotic free, three exotic frogs, one lizard at a turtle.

By the way, if we're looking for the next pandemic, I think it's an Avonna's room. Above all of Anna wants a man who is undeniably compatible with her. Well, we know Clayton likes dogs, so hopefully it's to start. Avanna takes herself out to a new restaurant every weekend. Avanna first indoor trees. I hope she means weed. I hope she means weed and works is a hand model. This is fun. Where this happened, that was the best bio we've ever had, is a history of this what

just happened. I mean the dance naked in the race. Remember when that was crazy, like thirty seconds ago, and I was like, hey, I'm a hand model who wants rare frog exactly five snakes, one lizard, a turtle at a dog. I love dancing in the rain, but I hate what it does to my hair. Wash it immediately after I love dancing, you know, was dug and I just as friends. We go naked only if you wash my hair and I have to. We go to the

grove and we dance naked by the fountains. But then dous very particular it's raining, and I know my dog, my captain, he hates you can't have a dirty hair. So I groom him in the fountain, like at the grove, in front of tourists. I'll just champ. I'll give him a nice shampoo blow outside of the American Girl Doll store and I'll blow out his hair in front of Mario Lopez if they feel extra yeah, well, Frank Sinatra sings and I love it just like everybody does. Blivan

is my drunk on Night one. Oh okay, great, I might do Hayley Drunken Night one. Ivanna Cray Cray, I got, I got just going off the first night because her bio is already She's already off, like she it should already count, I should already win just based on her bio because your bio is already just like what is what is happening? How can you state that your profession

is bar mitzvah dancer. I've been to barn mitzmas, you know the day I went to a couple of them, and they don't hire some lady to come in and dance. They do they do, Yeah, they do. They do group they do up, Yeah, they do, they do. They do like break dancers and stuff. Yeah, this woman can do as a career with the boys. So they're going to

hire a pretty girl. She's a hand model on the side, you know what I mean, She's a hand He happened at this until they all happened on Saturday and Sunday because they you know, they can't take off from she wouldn't be sad. I mean, actually I went to once on Saturday. It depends how like, Yeah, I think they do it on the weekend. Performance was and I read her book, I mean was nowadays are a lot different too, Like I think they're a lot more like just like crazy,

not even Jewish anything. Anybody. I remember going to sun that. I was just like, what the fun is? There was one this girl. She had four parties, so there was like the kid party, there was the like there was like that, and then the big one was at a Newport mansion, which you thought, I mean it just they read it. It was like a wedding. She did it at the wedding that Ashley I and Jared got telling you. I think I think as I think she makes good money as a Bartmans for dancer. I wish I was

a dancer. Okay, why not be open to other events? I'll stop, go ahead, Okay, we'll do one more in the well. She's there. She does some quick hand modeling because a lot of the kids like to see some nice hands. Yeah that's true. That's why your own hair. It'll damage her, damage her hand. She doesn't need that dishpan hands. One more on them. We'll take a quick break, all right. So this is Jane. She has thirty three.

She's a social media director here in Los Angeles. She has a life of the party and not afraid to be bold. She loves to get dolled up for nights out, but not as much as she loves her job working in social media. She plays hard, but she works even harder. And she wants to find a man who's just a passionate about building a successful career. She's um a sucker for romance and it's done dating f boys. Yeah. She dreams of a life filled with unlimited kombucha. She's terrified

of tall cliffs, and she prefers glamping over camping. They made her photo look like she's not wearing anything. Here's a better photo. Do you think they said glamping or camping? Pick one? I prefer she's adorable. She's adorable. Look at she's a young looking thirty three, that's for sure. I'll tell you that much. They literally on the ABC website put her in some kind of like a tube top or strapless thing where it looks like she's not look like,

why would you Jane. Jane won't wear clothes. She's adorable, but she needs her hair washed. She just got back from dancing in the rain. Um, all right, you guys, we're gonna take a quick break and we'll be right back. Oh, bone Zone, time for the bone zone. Hi guys, we're back and we're up to Jill. Oh my god, she's from Rhode Island. Excuse me, she's from Situate. Um, she's a twenty six year old architectural historian. So she's a smarty She is full of life and personality. She loves

being outside. She loves walking around local cemeteries and going out for drinks with the girls. But she's tired of being single. Um let's see. Her dream man is so much she can laugh with. So again, watch out Clayton have deep conversations with and someone who she enjoys spending time with more than she enjoys being alone. That's a low bar, yea, what do you do for a living? I'm a situate Wait where are you going? I don't

want to be alone. She physically she's looking for a big, tall hunk of a man that she can climb like a tree. But it better be indoors. Oh she's cute. She's very cute. I like her. Um. She her fun facts. She knows how to identify baby pine trees as male or female. I would love to be able to do that. I'm gonna look up how to do that. Curls back into itself a penis. She even obsessed with Twilight as a teen, so that's why maybe she's hanging out in cemetery.

Former obsession, I guess is okay to talk about, but still not to turn on, and petting a wombat is at the top of her boocket. This lady is super gothy, I guess right. I feel like she's like the new version of who is the one that used to go out with Kendall? That's sort of like she likes she's gonna be like, Oh, she's quirky. She's like a goth girl. Okay, um, yeah, I don't think she's gonna doesn't It feels like a nun. I wish I was an architectural historian. Real estate agents

who's coming out? Real estate agents always feel like that. You can tell this woman is a real estate ag. She's a real estate agent, but she called herself an architectural historian. Isn't she a lake Hollywood? Yeah? It's not this an actual little area. Yeah, it's like on the backside of beech Wood. What do you mean, like the like the reservoir, that's the Hollywood Reservoir. Yeah, but I want to call that beech Wood. I also I would just say Los Angeles. It's on the other side of

like it's beech Wood. And then I used to walk that reservoir. Yeah, and then yeah, I know that's pay two. The Mountain Lion there very exciting. You know who he's doing a documentary about that was Brendan Smith. Really want to see that Mountain lion so bad. Every time I'm in Grifa Park, I'm like, where is he gonna eat? You? Does he want to eat kill people? You know? Okay, great lay Hollywood is near that, there's a dog park back there. Yeah. If if if he wanted to eat people,

that would have happened. He hasn't eating people. Remember when he was under someone's house and they kept like shooting him like like like pellets, like trying to get them out, And I was like, clearly nobody's ever had a cat before. That's over there. Just leave him alone, and they did and then he left. Yeah of course. Yeah. Alright, Well, Kate uh says here she's had an amazing life, So I guess we can move on a great job with one of Los Angeles top real estate firms. A beautiful

home in the Hollywood Hills. That's what we're calling it now, Holly Wood Hill Okay, okay, and glamorous social life that is non stop fun wow, stop ragging. Yeah, but she's overdating Hollywood party boys okay, and she's ready to finally open her heart to someone, ready for something that's real. Um Ah. She's a Mario Kart officionado Okay, Okay, what

is that? That means? She's really good, Like she has the social life that is perfect in every way, but she also got really good at playing a stoner video game where the Mario cast races each other. Okay, thank you, Selling Sunset, she feels like a Selling Sunset person. She was on it. Yeah, I remember like seeing this and this must be yes her. How was she like a regular or like I actually never watched the selling She works for the Openheim Group, works with Openheim. Is it

Openheim or Openheim Father little crook Oppenheim calls them. Well, here's a couple of red flags Kates moon slash Rising sign is Leo, which she says speaks for itself. Oh, yes, the moon rising. My friend her mom is Leo, and she says her mom needs all the attention. That's why. I don't know if that's accurate. That's all I know. She calls them sunny Leo's but that that her mom like it always has to be I'm a sunny cancer. You like your house? Do you like to be in

your house like the Crablake Home? Oh? I see, No, I'm not really a homebody. I also don't move sideways. I've never I've never been to Solita. I wish you only moved sideways. Katie or Kate rather. Kate once went on a date with Harry Styles, and if you ask her about it, she'll tell you about it. I will ask her about what. She's so gracious with the details about her date with Harry Styles, the one date, so it sounds like it was a real good one. She

could be drunk. Do you think she's a villain anybody that comes into these shows saying they're in real estate, they're already yeah, they're already shifty operators. And she said she was on selling Sunset And she also was like, I'm a Leo. So nothing more needed to be said. That means she could be. She could be our ship ster. She thinks she's better than everybody. Yeah, I'm gonna I want some evidence about this Harry Style's day. Yeah, I don't buy that at all. Do you think she has

some sort of sample? Yeah, like I wanted a hair or something I want Yeah, I like a swatch of his skinner, so something like I want to skin tag. Yeah, that's look. Okay, nobody's crazy. Just let's skin forgot. Yeah, I don't need the story, should make up a story. But somebody's skinned. That's that's the real thing. That's something we could we could be for sure. You did this? Yeah, Okay. Kira is thirty two. She's a doctor from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Okay,

she's too good for this. Yeah, and here she is. She looks very professional. I'm looking at their instagram. She's too good for this. Curious forget it. She's attractive, ambitious, and wildly accomplished. Too good for this. She's fearlessly focused and dedicated to achieving an egost setser sight songs, which proves her bachelor's degree from Harvard once again and NBA from from penn Too good for this. Medical degree from UNC Chapel Hill. I mean, we're in the fourth sentence

and we've just done her. Wait a minute, Wait a minute. So she has an NBA and a medical degree, and she went to Harvard and Chapel Hill bachelor's degree Harvard NBA from you a pen and her medical degree from UNC Chapel Hill. Don't need this and then all caps wow, Wait a minute, why does she need all those degrees? Like why are you in business? And your doctor? Well, she loves her career. She loves her career practicing internal medicine.

But she's ready to put her professional life on hold because why you keep doing something your your successful doctor? Why keep doing that? You've probably ruined a lot of doctors lives. Wow. Goot Here is looking for a mature man who will excite and inspire her. He should be social, always up for trying new things, and appreciate the corny things in life, like corn Hall. At the end of the day. She's looking for a man who look her for,

not a doctor at the end of the day. Here says she's looking for a man who that will look at her the way she looks at French fries. And we think she deserves nothing less of fries. She taught herself how to write higher viewed foodie. Oh she's smart. She taught herself to write hieroglyphics. Too good for this show. She loves nachos, and she has two cats, Olga and Axana. Too good for this show. I'm too good for this show, same names, Olga an Xavana. I'm gonna say no, she's

too good for the show. She's too good, Lindsay. I need to see Lindsay. Lindsey. Lindsey looks like Maria menudos. Okay, this is good. She's like little and hot, all right. Lindsay d is a neo natal nurse from Jacksonville, Florida, twenty seven years young. She was born and raised in a small town. Okay, does it say seven years young? No? No, Oh my god, I was like we would. She won Miss teen America at age. She's gonna be a villain,

but after giving to her daughter, her plans change. She never knew a love that could exist until she had her daughter. Okay, her and her daughter in this together, a daughter more than you, Clayton. She wants someone who will respect her and and bonus points for a man who can keep up with her on the dance floor. Nobody wants to do that. Um, she'll make it to like the second episode. Yeah, she loves Taco Bell. Okay, Clayton, you can only slow dance. And that's if he can

look at a chart. Yeah. Actually her fun facts are pretty great. She loves Taco Bell, she loves Hallmark Christmas movies, and she enjoys napping in Hammocks. I could actually be friends with Lindsay d I mean I even I could have joined her on the dance floor. I like to nap, and I love Taco Bell and Hallmark movies. She got she's got arrows. Garrett like it. I like it. I like what we hear from Lindsay Day not gonna lie. I'll look her up. Okay, now we're dealing with the

evil Lindsay. WoT I'll look at that. Oh, I'm looking at it. I'm looking at it's Yeah, she's trouble. She can't afford a whole shirt even age. Her job is industrial sales representative, which means she probably ruins lakes or something like that from Houston, Texas. When it comes to living life, Lindsay likes to just go for it, making moves in the big City. Lindsay isn't afraid to take a great risk if it means great reward. She's looking for a man who's humble, reliable, really skinny, and ready

to be your best friend. The skinny part I made up. Sorry, you're gonna say what, Well, it just would be so. Her faith is incredibly here we go, really important to her, and nothing would make her happier than to share that with the man she loves. Virgin Lindsay. Lindsay, Well, Lindsay is ready to stop wasting time, her time on men who don't deserve her and find someone who will make her the priority is true. Love is within reach and gosh,

she hopes she's right. Lindsay doesn't do clowns, the bleak bio bio facts. Literally, this is someone who could never be with me. She doesn't do clowns. She will not sleep with Oh, she cannot sleep without a white noise machine, and she says she is much more of a baby spice than a sporty spice. White noise machine is Clayton's nickname. She's gonna be like napping the whole season a date. He's a white noise machine on the day floor is such a white noise. I think she could be a villain.

She could feel up. I have a lot of villains, got a lot of I feel like she's going to rat on somebody and sees, you know, episode three or four, and and then just should be shown the door. Well, I guess you guys don't know what it means to have faith. Faith. I've got to have faith the faith. It would be nice if I could a lot of Katie Girl. We have Mara. She is thirty two. She's an entrepreneurship from New Jersey. She's coming in hot and

serving US swag. Born in Puerto Rico, she and her family migrated to the U S when she was young. She's been spicing up the lives of everyone around her ever since. She considers herself the life of the party and is looking for a man to settle down with. Um. She when it comes to really she has extremely nurturing but can be quite tough. Um. She loves to salsa dance. Is a deal breaker. Okay, she doesn't eat spicy food, Well, then how is she going to spice up everyone's lying? Yeah?

Why is she? Yeah? Exactly, I know exactly, Like she's Puerto Rican She's spicing up everyone. She's so cute. Sances half heat. It felt a little like it did feel they spice salsa dancing and spicy. They born in Puerto Rico. Don't like spicy food. Yeah, this hotti likes it naughty. They could not help themselves. She's adorable. Um, she seems like a nice person and she got wronged by the bio writers from ABC. Okay, so her name was okay.

So next up, we had a long day for the person riding these Oh my god, can you I got to think of something different to say about, Like did you just cut right to the little fun facts? Doug Mara is the next bachelorette, the first like Puerto Rican born bachelorette. I picked mari last time, and or like two times ago and not until but she's engaged to Kenny. She got so you still going those two? Isn't still going? There? Kenny and Marie still together. She just loves the whole

boy band world. I guess we heard of poy Bank cover band. You chasing that guy screaming Kenny and the guy g because he was getting mistaken for Kenny. By the way, I would be so excited. It would be so excited to be mistaken for Conny. Okay, here we go. Next up, we have Marlena. She's a former Olympan. You guys, luck a Leanna. There she is. Um, she's thirty. She lives in Virginia Beach. She's got jess. Why is someone from Virginia Beach? Um, she's definitely the full package. To

say she's accomplished isn't understatement. Not only is she vice president of human resources, but she also runs her own real estate company and she owns several properties. She also competed for Haiti at the twenty twelve Summer Olympics and track and field. Um, yes, she has an Olympian. People. Marlena's energy is infectious and her smile lights up a room. Um. And when she loves, she loves hard. Um. Fun facts. There is nothing Okay, you know she's going on this date.

There is nothing or no one in this world who could convince Marlena to go bungee jumping. They're gonna make an They're gonna make a bunch of jobs. I'm gonna pick her as the one who dies this. She also blonde mohawk in high school. She prefers to travel solo and is visited more than fifteen countries on her own. She's too good for this, Yeah, franchise, We've got a few, too good for these. Yeah, she's fantastic. Um, okay, who do we have next? We have Molina. I'm going to

pass her to dog alright, Molina, funky cold Melina. Look at her personal trainer. She'd California. She's looking for her best friend, so I guess somebody should show her the door right now. That guy is not going to be her best friend. She's Oh wow, there's some words in all caps. I get scared of that all caps words. But Malina is a bright, fun and charismatic girl who is ready to jump into the arms of the bachelor. Literally in all caps literally okay, yeah, but she's not working.

She can be found bouncing around the streets of l a in her and then all caps kanga boots okay I then a goddamn TM next to kabo. This biography, this biography sponsored by IT. Wait a minute, it's the stock absorbed bing workout shoe that she invented. She's only on, She's only on to get She's the thirstiest, She's the thirstiest. I can't wait, I can't wait till she tells Clayton

before he can even not give her a roast. She's gonna say, hey, Clayton, these boots were made for walking, and you're made by me and their cankaboos stomp out. And he's a very skilled jump roper. So that sounds like she's either done some boxing or some time. She she loves being tucked in, so that's I'm not having your hair washed. She loves her lover to tuck her in and then quietly leave the room because she's got

sleeping to do. And then the the first three words of this sentence like why did this even come up? When Molina dies, she wants to be buried in cranberry sauce and stuffing. I want to change my pick for who I think dies. You just made that's true again? Say that again. When she dies, she wants to be buried, you know, as a lot of people do. But she wants a very special setup. I don't know where this would be, how they could maintain executed too already, am I?

I'm the right person to be hearing it? All right? Well? Him maintenance burial? Yeah, I am the person to I will execute what you want. She wants to be buried in cranberry sauce and stuffing. That's a lot of cranberry sauces. That means you got it. I know how you fill the coffin with it or you feel very large turkey. Here's how you do it. Because I am the queen

of a very ill wish. You cream eatee her and then you get a very large pot and then you make some gorgeous cranberry sauce and some stuffing, and then you and it's gorgeous, and then you just you just like folded it and then you started and then you bury the whole stinky concoction and a cooler undergrass cool you got to keep the freshness. There's one line in here that says she eats exclusively from the hot bar at Ariwan God. I mean, I love there. It makes

me not want to eat there. I picture like now ashes And also that's not cheap, that's expend well, she's got Canda boot money a designer. I need to spending time with her horse and eating exclusively from horse. She's rich, she eats every day, are one and has a horse. I need to look up Kanga boots they have the best stuffing in Ariwan. Oh my god, wait kanga boots. Okay, I say you stuff her make fitness fun. Oh my god.

Oh they're awful looking. Luke at Its going to wear them when she gets out of the She's gonna wear them when she gets out of the What the hell are those things? We look like the things that used to do do as in the mall in the night. Maybe like try out these boots and it's like a jumping thing. I see bounce around in the kanga boots. She's not She's coming into shit. I know these Do you remember them from like males? Yeah? I remember they were a thing.

They were like you could dunk a basketbah. Yeah. So what are we going to do? Endorse by Tiger is she is she getting cut first? Does she cut first? Or she is she going to stick around and be crazy? She's cut ear She's going to bounce into no one's heart. Yeah, she's gonna get out. She's gonna jump out of that limo tonight. If she talks about kangar boos, it's like Betsy John over a. Yeah, kangaroo that's so thirsty and we'll be like, you're just here for your kanga boots.

All right, who's net? Rachel, year old flight instructor from Clairemont in Florida. Here, this is someone that you thought maybe we saw you might see her walking around in her koala shoes. I think we see her in like Okay, one of the like spoiler things. Well, she's a fearless frequent flyer looking for a man who will travel the world with her. After recently earning her private pilot license. The future is nothing but sunny sky's ahead for Rachel, and now she's hoping to find a co pilot that

matches her sent of adventure. As a hopeless romantic, Rachel looking for someone who is a playful, passionate, spontaneous as she is. Um he should be nurturing, empathetic and must be respectful in all facets of life to her, her family, especially to waiters. Okay, I mean she's not wrong. In the end, Rachel wants to find crazy, insane love that makes sense to no one else but her and her soul. Man. This is so boring and yet perfect for this show,

and that's why she's gonna go fart. I mean this makes me think that she is because it's like can I see her in her real clothes? Rachel could live off a flaming hut cheetos, Rachel can't wait to read Harry Potter series Her Kids one day, and Rachel once organized a flash mob in high school. She doesn't look like like. I don't think that. I don't know. I feel like she doesn't like. I don't think she's going. I'm gonna just say I'm gonna not pick her. I mean,

it goes against everything. I don't think she's it. I could be wrong. At the same time, it is like the you know what, should we look at the video again before we make our picks? You should look at during the break, let's got it during the break? What we don't look at the trailer? The trailer during like one of the things, and they like show like the top two. Well, yeah, I I tried to avoid looking at it because I figure, you know, it feels like cheating.

But ABC showed us. But yeah, if they're going to show us, let's move the little thing and see who it is and see if if they literally did show us the funnel two, they'd be so shitty, shitty, Well, why would there be two women standing up on a pedestal like their hair from behind and the faith or you think they faked those shots all together. I think they did those. I think no, I think those things happened. But I feel like the faces that they showed us

are not the same as the hair. Maybe they don't look at it, then maybe we just yeah, maybe don't look at it because they might have manipulated it, but don't want to look and see if they tricked Just what if on the last night they wore wigs, it's night night. I think we can look and see and see if they tricked us because every all of our listeners will have seen it. I guess so. But some people don't look at that. So, like at the very beginning of the show, when they're like tonight on the

batche where I just tune out. I like to see it because I like to see what they don't show us what they because they trick us. They always, yeah, they do that with the whole season, which I kind of I'm like, those fuckers. Okay, Tanna, all right, we're gonna talk about Rihanna or Rihanna or six years old registered nurse Gallas, Texas. I feel like she can be top three. Oh boy. She's a product of Texas, has a big personality with the cowboy boots to Matt giving

a runner up right now. She loves two step. She loves the two step on horse back ride and says she never hesitates to do so something outrageous for a memory or experience. She puts you into probably a lot of danger um. She has put her career in education at the forefront of her life and now she's ready to hop back into the saddle and take a shot at finding the one. Blah blah blah. She's very family oriented,

outgoing and loyal. The guy must love to travel and boin us bonus points for a guy who likes hiking as much as she does. She isn't interested in a man who wants to change her because she loves who she is and when she whatever. So. Rihanna loves to watch naked and Afraid. She hates doing laundry and is very competitive when it comes to playing monopoly. So she's gonna I agree with you. She's definitely top three. She's up there, all right, I think Rihanna's top three. All right, Gareth,

you're up, my friend. Okay, it's time for Sally and I'm not vamping because I can't find her. Look at her jaw oure villain, villain. She's gonna make it. She's a villain. The women are gonna hate her. No, no, I'll like John Sally Wow. And her profession this is previously engaged, dud. She's from Charlottesville. Previously engaged because I think because that's going to be a thing. I think it's gonna be like he's gonna like he's gonna freak out when he hears that. Before showing far, I think

she's going far. She is twenty six, previously engaged. But I'm sorry, but just to get this parenthetical out of the way. According to ABC, but she's also a spine surgery robot operator per her bio, which seems like a BFD. Okay, so she did they put previously engaged and that spine surgery robot operators. Her job is that she's been previously engaged. Her passion is spinal really hard to do. It's not that hard. I've done a bunch of Sally is a

real life Meredith Gray looking for her McDreamy. She has a spine surgery robot operator who keeps a tight circle of friends that she likes to have dinner and drinks with, but is a career focus girl who is usually in bed by eleven pm. She's going to win. She describes herself as religious, family or in it an adventurous and she says she wants a man who is loyal, fun and willing to give her lots of attention because why

like she loves it. She says that when it comes to relationships, she's incredibly supportive and loves to make her man feel appreciated and wanted. She hates cotton balls. She literally cannot be near them. There her humpback whale. She likes to look at them from like a closet. Sally is obsessed with hot tubs and she wants to own a clothing store all day. O good, She's that is a winner. That's a winning bachelor at bio like that. She is a winner right there. Hot tubs, hot tubs,

cotton fear. She's been engaged, so she's up for the you know, she's she can be engaged. It's something that she can do. She's comfortable accepting jewelry, like saying I will marry you. She's gone through all of that before and sometimes you know, you need somebody to practice, then make the hose. Yeah, I feel like beats her face with a hose. I think she might win. Really, she feels like I put her down. I already wrote her down as a winner. I might change her mind, but

I got really excited. I felt like villain. I feel like villain. Yes, she's not going anywhere. I feel like she's crossed her out already already. You guys already talked me out of it. Why villain. I'm thinking about that picture again and the volume of her hair and that picture and this picture are so wildly different. Yeah, that she's up to something. Why do you think, Villa? Look at that? Look at her. Some other girls are gonna hate her. There are going to hate her. But like,

but like, that doesn't mean she's going to be evil. Yeah, she's just gonna come in be like I'm more' more beautiful than all of you, I'm smarter than all of you. You can do. She's gonna have a real big head, I think. And I was previously engaged, and yeah, gonna do Samantha. We're gonna take a quick break and during our break, we're gonna watch some of the trailer at the very end. We're gonna fast. Pause. Yeah, we've all the way around and then we start. All right, So

this is Samantha. Yeah, Samantha is twenty six. She's an off A patiental therapist from San Diego. She's an outgoing, outgoing go getter who always has a glass half full attitude. She loves brunching, going to E d M festivals. Okay, dog will enjoying a glass of white ginger. Ginger never win, And I say that as a ginger. She's super cute though. Look he's adorable. See the other picture. She's a doorable photo. Okay, oh, look at that different different, She's better, She's actually better

when ABC has made her up. Her career is important, but having a family is her biggest desire. She's ready to find a man with whom to grow a family. Um. She her dream man must be able to clean up after himself, because Samitha wants a partner and not someone she has to take care of. She occasionally likes to play black jack. She has gone skydiving twelve times, and dog sanctuary one day. This might be drunk on the

first night. Oh, I like that. It's a it's a weird fun fact to be like occasionally do something that's such a weird thing. It means like I got a problem. Once in a while, I go dabble it sometimes. Baby, It's like ben Affleck. Once in a while, I spent four days straight at the bicycle casino. Get like a back tattoo. That that other photo is what really? Let me see the real life photo. I mean that really?

Can you show Gareth? Yeah, I love it. It's really that is a person who occasionally plays black jack for three days. He's not gonna pick her. She's not gonna be but like this gal, this gal, because it was like my prettiest picture here. Oh yeah, no, she looks so like innocent there. No, she's not. The other one is the real deal. The other one is self styled. All right, we're gonna take a quick break. We're gonna do a little recon and then we'll be right back.

I don't know about you, but things are getting so hot in here. I think I gotta take break. Hi, guys, we're back. It appears that we think they've Frankin edited it. We think that they have cut like when he's saying like I'm in love with you, that they could have then pulled an edit of somebody else that he's talking to. We think it's a Frankin edit. So that's I'm going to just go with my gun. I mean, she's a

good choice for top three. Samantha. No, the woman he says it to in the way they cut it together, but he could be saying that to anybody. They don't show a two shot of them together. They just show cutting to her face after he says that. All right, are you guys ready to take it home? Here we go. We have Sarah. She's a twenty three year old wealth management advisor from New York City. Is our first one

from New York. I think she might be young. She is, but she has gone through more in life than the average girl her age. When she is not, she's really cute. She's so cute when she's not killing it on Wall Street. She loves spending time with her family, taking tips, trips to the spot, and growing the nonprofit she started, which aims to support adopted children. Um let's see her perfect man is respectful, easy going, and spontaneous. Um let's see

fun facts. Nothing makes Sarah happier than cute tiny dogs. She gets frustrated by slow walking. I relate so hard to me. I know I can't Eiven. I know, I know me too, I have a hard time with slow walkers. I agree with you. And she thinks that Wonder Woman is a badass. I mean, she's so cute, so young, she's so young, he wonder woman. Yeah, yeah, that's that's for sure. She's gonna be with fan ofs Yeah. Wait quite question. Um, so the person after Sarah is Okay,

here we go pulling it up. You don't know if they you know, if there's a little lift there at the end, like Serena, Okay, look she's cute, a look at her, she's really cute. Yeah. So she is an elementary school teacher, shades of our Yeah, so there's that. So she's probably you know, she's probably gotta She's not going to be our villain or our Craig Craig or are drunk on the first night. Yeah, but she's not

making a difference in her students lives. She loves to spend time relaxing with close friends or planning our next big adventure. Serene has a huge heart and a lot of love to give, So we can't wait to see if she finds our bachelor a worthy recipient. Um. Oh, she loves theater, but only if it's a musical. So don't say you love theater, you love musicals. That's right, you know, there's no reason to theater into and then and then crush it, crush it soul like that, because

guess what do does love theater? I love it all, you know, I say I prefer musicals, but I love theater, and then go but only musicals A great I also prefer musicals, but I enjoy theater. Yeah, I love I love straight place too. Yeah. She is seriously freaked out by guinea pigs. Why they're so cute? I think she means people that are willing to be experimented and then yeah, oh no, this is really hard. You read he read ahead.

She has a cat, and we know which Leonardo it's named after, because it's called Leonardo Dicat Prio to season. There's two Fuck. She's not gonna with that cat. She just got cut her. She seems nice, though, I'm gonna give her a third place. I also only like theater, but only if it's a musical. Agreed. Um okay, uh oh, yeah, she's pretty she's like an Olsen twin. Like she's like Elizabeth Olsen's twin. Recruiter. She's a recruiter from Sycamore, Ohio.

She's like, come to Sycamore, everybody, I'm a recruiter. She's a small town girl with a huge personality. Huge is an all cap. She describes herself as faithful, patient, and lovable and so here to find a man who can keep up with all her, keep up with her in all facets of life. Um. She values her independence, so while she wants to build a life of someone, she also wants someone who encouraged her to achieve the goal she's set for herself. Like you didn't like huge, because

I did like the huge capital. I see that. I was like, that's a red above all. She wants to be able to be herself the man who will honor and cherish her for the gym that she is honor and cherish. Okay, fun fact loves Christmas so much that she keeps her tree up all year round. I love Christmas. When I take it down, you got to take it down. She is obsessed with zoos. That's also she could be crazy. I'm gonna go Cray is not interested in dating a

man who performs magic. She doesn't like magicians. I am not either. Why do you have to bring it up. I'm so many professions. I'm sure she won't date. I do not want to date a magician either. They're creepy and horny in a bad way. Not even if I don't want to date a magician, if the right one came along, yeah, if a sneaky enough magician. What if a magician didn't tell you he was a magician? Yeah, yeah, that would be terrible. She could be a villain or

a drunk. She could be drilling Crayer. She's either Crayer villain. That's okay. If you fall in love with a man and you don't know he likes magic, and then he pulls when he proposes, he pulls the ring up from behind your ear, and then you're ultimate? Will you say yes? No? I won't. I will say, oh my god, how did you? How did I? How have I not known what I'm

sleeping with a magician? You bamboozle me. I have something for you that I accidentally opened, because even though it is Gareth on it with our names are very close, and I didn't know that it wasn't for me. It's from Jessica. It was in her car. What is it? Okay, what's to the joint? I don't know what it is. You want me to open it up here? Opened I did, I didn't look inside. I was like, well maybe, because

then I saw her text. I was like, I love something for you, for Garett that I thought, Oh, that's why it's yeah exclamation point. She tried to be clear, but I get it. Oh it's your pipe ape. Oh, by the way, I don't even know if that is mine. But she's like, I found it in my car, it's probably yours. Do you want it? And I said yes, so yes, that's where my life is at. Hair cover used, maybe i'll handle the pandemic. How give me the risk it it's you're the only one not here because you're

worrying about here, because I get how it works. He's like, I'll be safe if I stay home and get a vappen. The eight People of Touch said, yeah, guy, are you guys are listening to the CDC? Yeah, I've literally chase you dare clean it. I want the hair. I'll know if hair is missing. Alright, alright, yes, so Sierra's next. She's twenty six, a recruiting coordinator from Dallas, Texas. So she's real cute. She's bold and a beautiful firecracker of

a woman. Loves traveling, yoga, dressing to impress, working towards achieving her goals. Okay, she says that everything she does has deep thought and purpose. And then it says, so, then one, why come to the bachelor? Okay, they're just roasting themselves. Sierra is ready for marriage and she wants it soon. She wants a man who's culture direct and just as ambitious as she is. She says, please be clean, because Sierra has no time for anyone with bad hygiene.

She's done wasting her time. Ready to jump, blah blah blah um. Sierra loves scavenger haunts. Sure did she love hair covered? She don't want anyone with bad hygiene. It was in an on below. Her favorite flowers a black rose, and she cannot eat enough Korean food, especially kim chi and rice. All right, great, that's it, all right. Next up we have Gareth, the final three. We're beating the boat. This is Susie, right, I like to pronounce it Susie

Wedding videographer from Virginia Beach, Virginia. Susie is a beauty queen with a passion for adventure, whether it's moving to Japan, whether it's moving to Japan to experience a new culture, or winning this Virginia by the way, but that's also just like what a weird way of framing, Like I'll do anything, whether it's moving to Japan or winning a paget. Yeah. Um, Susie loves to defy expectations and is looking for a

man who will keep life interest. You might be a villain by that humble brag like I'll do anything else sky dive I will, like I'll eat crazy foods, I'll win a beauty pageant like that, I'll do anything. I love hiking and winning beauty paget, And she could be a villain. Um what Susie fights. Sexy is a thoughtful man who prioritizes quality time and creating shared experiences with Susie. Loyalty is the bottom line, and she needs someone she

can trust to her core. Above all, she wants someone who will always be their support and courage your dreams, no matter where those dreams take her. Maybe japanam Susie would love to be a documentary filmmaker one day, but you know how easy those are. And Susie hates haunted houses. And she's a jiu jitsu champion. That seems like she could take care of herself in a haunted house though. Yeah, did we see her picture, Katie? She looks good in

her phone. Very cute, very cute. I will say, there's three women from Virginia Beach, Virginia, and I think there's potentially going to be drama. She takes videos of your wedding and then she steals your husband, just like I because remember when we have Victoria f wasn't she Virginia Beach Husbands or whatever? Okay, great, I think that Susie could be a villain and she could also go far. Yeah,

she's my new winner. Yeah, I think she's I think, yeah, I think that she might be a villain, but go far. I think she could be a villain who goes far. Okay, Final two, you're up, miss Katie. This is Teddy and this is her photo from here because it's very cute. She's very cute. She is twenty four. She's a surgical unit nurse from Highland to California. I believe that's out by saying Bernardino. Um, she is in the Hollywood ocean, has a catch. She's beautiful, smart, total, helpless romantic who's

ready to find her soul's counterpart. It's a weird way to say sultmate. Um. She grew up in a strict Christian household, but she lives by her own names and has no interest in suddening just to settle. She is all about that instant connection and won't and it's looking for someone who won't be intimidated when she has hard hitting questions on the first date. Um. She wants a man who can have fun with her and won't be afraid to join her for a late night skinny diffing.

What is what all these? They are gonna have to wash her hair afterwards? Teddy could eat pasta for every meal. Growing up, Teddy was terrified of ladybugs, and Teddy loves Massasga's Okay. I don't think Teddy's going to be a villain or the winner, but I like Teddy. I like her all right. Oh I'm the last one. Tessa. Here we go, We're gonna land the blame. Here we go, Tessa She's a twenty six year old human resources specialist

from Stamford, Connecticut. She's such a ro man tick that she's often accused of being cinematic, so that means she could be a little She could be. She loves grand romantic gesture. Um. When when she asked about how she feels about love, she says, there's definitely a moment to be extra and romance is capital letters at. She loves going to concerts, um dancing through the night until the sun comes up. But a dive barum um, let's see. Uh, she fun facts, she loves to bowl. Stevie Nicks is

her bohemian icon, and she has a fear Doug. This is for you of red fruits, apples, raisins. Yeah, buts she hates red fruits. That's Tessa. I mean she could be sort of a pain in the booty if she's they're saying she's a drama queen, but um, those are our gals. Guys. All right, we're gonna pause this, everybody take. We're gonna I'm gonna play a song in here that we're gonna cut this all out o ye title and

we're back. For those of you playing at home, I hope you enjoyed playing living it up by job rule. That's what we do it too. All right, you guys, who wants to go first? Who wants to go? I'll go first? All right? First up? I've picked previously engaged Sally as my number one. Number two, I picked Gabby the icy you nurse. Number three. I picked Susie the Wedding the Miss Virginia mine too. I feel like pageant girl,

like the villain. I did Hunter because you know Hunter number two Cray, I did Hayley m drunk, I did Cheney and the Bachelorette. I did Eliza who gripped in Berlin. Those are that's my Those are my who wants to go up neck dr Banana. I feel that you're confident. Uh, we'll see. Okay, my top three I think Lindsay d will win it all and then runner up will be Rihanna, and then Gabby was the third. I had Rihanna and I removed her. Okay, great. My villain is Sally, Okay.

My back ship Cray is hey REALI yeah, I also have Haley my drunk slash ass make an ass with themselves as Claire. Yeah. And then my Bachelorette is also Eliza. Okay, great, oh spray Tan. Oh yeah, you're right. I'm gonna change my drunk to Claire. I'm gonna change my drug to Claire because the spray tan the odor. She's got nothing

to lose. Okay, Doug, I think the bachelorette next batchelor it will be one of those two women that are in that triangle with him, because they'll be there will be such drama there that she'd be a good one to be like, yeah, we get season since since that dog did that to her and though the show was set up for that. Mar So you met, your number two or three might be the max Bachelorette. Yeah, I mean that's a theory that I have that I also not applying to my choices. Okay, I generally the number

three used to be the pick. Yeah, I went for the winner, the whole thing. I went with this Susie because she just you know, I think by winner, I mean she's going to go the distance and then they're not going to even get engaged. Runner up would be Rihanna, and my number three is Serena and my villain is Hunter and my crazies, you're crazy Haley from Orlando, and

then drunk. On night one, I'm going or an ass on night one, I'm going at Ivanna, and then next Bachelorette, I'm going with the winner Susie because I think they'll go, hey, let's give her the next Okay that I love that? All right? Okay, Okay, yeah, this is Rob here. I'm picking also picking Susie as the winner. I'm picking Serene as my second school teacher teacher, and then this is a wild car, but I'm going Jill as my third

architectural historian Clayton. Would you know part of my reason is when we watched that preview, I saw her face. I swear I saw her face, so she's gonna go okay, but it could have been a different girl with a long face like um. Also something for our architectural historians. Um is my villain. I have Hunter as my Craikery, I have Haley as my drunk. I have had and I switched to Claire Um as my bachelor. I had

Teddy because I just think Teddy is so cute. But then I switched it to Eliza because Eliza's from Berlin, and I feel like that's a good angle. But agreed. So that's where I wound up. Dracula Well yardon, I would say that I'm gonna have Rihanna win it all. It's gonna break Gabby's heart because she's gonna come in number two. Okay, that's my number. Genevy is not gonna take it great either, because he's met her family and

she's number three. Okay, she's the bartender. I think my crazy is say, uh, my villain will be Molina because I believe this is all a boot ruse. And then my next bachelor will be Marlena, and who's going to be like a drunk? Oh, and my drunk will be uh. I'm very torn, but I'm landing on Hunter. I think she's gonna not handle the environment properly, and a Disney person in an environment like this alcohol will be there. I love to do it all right, rounding it out,

landing the plane for us. Katie Levine, the person who green lit all this men is on our seventh the anniversary. Here we go, all right. My number one is Rachel. Okay, wait, okay, I gotta se number two is Susie. You're going with what you thought you saw. But also I just kind of thought. Maybe her bio fit. She seems like cute, kind of like unassuming. Okay, number two it was Susie. I think I think they like the pageant queens from the Canada, you know, South or whatever. Regina knnisis South.

Yeah sure, um. I also really like Teddy. She's my wild card there. I think she's the number three. Yeah, I like Teddy two nice, She's really cute. Maybe she seems cool. My villain is Haley my sorry, my craziest Haley drunk as hunter as well. Agree with Gareth on that. And my bachelor is I'm gonna say Gabby, which doesn't make sense because she's not on my top three, but I feel like an icy you nurse. She is really cute. I mean, I don't know. Maybe maybe they want to, like,

you know, have someone with a real job. Well, you guys, we did Wow did it? We did A and Doug, you're going to be joining us tomorrow to break down the first episode. Paget and Marilyn Rice got oh, I know those ladies. Yes, we're gonna be doing it. Paget will be zooming in crime and I know this is gonna be She's been taking COVID real seriously, Um, you guys, this is so excited. I feel like I really have a good handle on the season as we start. Um, I'm gonna take a photo of my picks and handed

my sheet. I'll listen to it and that to keep your picks so you remember your pack. Um, don't forget if you've got tickets. Were very very sorry that we're not going to be doing Sketch Best, but we'll be doing it and hopefully in a year, and uh, we're so excited. Thank you to all of our listeners. We've got some fun new reviews. Here's a few reviews we got.

And guys, Doug, what would you like to promote? Oh, you know, I'm gonna go to San Francisco and do two shows at the Punchline the night of the weekend we were supposed to be there, Okay, January fifteenth, I'm gonna do a couple of stand up shows and uh, because I already had my tickets and everything planned, so I'm like, I'm mnna go to San Francisco anyway. That sounds great. You know, I'll mask up and you know, be as careful as possible and you can find tickets

to that show. Those shows and others that Doug Loves Movies dot com. Thank you for having me. We love having you. You've been such a great addition to the pot It's so fun to do this with you. Um, Gareth, what would you like to promote my friend? You can find me on social media at Reynolds Gareth and you can go to Gareth Reynolds dot com for tour information which will be tweaking a little. And you also have a nice hairy new You have a hairy new weepen

and I am smoking hair pot I'm Harry Potter. His hair is really get you high man. Yeah, that's where I find hair. It has Robbie be Hey, happy everybody did? Yeah, you find me on the social media Rob Benedict on Twitter and Robe Benedict on Instagram and yeah, good things to come here. We're Anna and I are wrapping up our Patreon. We're wrapping up Bachelor in Paradise, Canada. We have a couple of fun episodes. We're gonna talk to Alex who was on Bachelor in Caraenda. We're gonna do

an episode with him. We're gonna be when it starts doing Summer House. We're gonna do an fan episode. There's gonna be an episode with Bachelor historian Laurie, and then we're gonna do so you guys don't have your computers infected, We're gonna do a Summer House which you can watch on Bravo and we can help you if you don't have financially, if you're not able to watch that, we

can help you watch that, you can email us. And then after that, when MK is back, we're going to do Bachelorette Australia with the first bisexual bachelorette and men and women are competing, which is gonna be really fun. So those are all coming up for us on our patreon. Um what would you like to promote? Katie? I am Katie Underscore money on Instagram and um as. Always please go adopt or foster and animal especially right now in

l A. If you can foster, please do it. The shelters are so full it's really sad, so you know, just go to your local shelter or if you live in l A, coming at l A and foster. Now, what would you like to promote Tanna? I'm just at Anna hosting and yeah, tweet at the tweeted the weeks at me um you guys will be so this will be We'll be back in our schedule tomorrow. Hopefully this came out before y'all watched it. I mean, your front mask is falling, and I feel like I could see

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