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"THESE OLD BONES!" W/ Rob Benedict, Gareth Reynolds and Erin Foley

Oct 07, 20211 hr 53 min
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WYATR ALL STARS- Rob Benedict, Gareth Reynolds and Erin Foley join Arden and the Production Team to break down the SEASON FINALE of THE MOST IMPORTANT TELEVISION SHOW IN TV HISTORY!!! Boy bands! Lost in Paradise! EDDDDDDD!


- Arden casts her new stage production of the BACHELOR FRANCHISE!

- Gareth thinks that Noah is a travelling prop comedian!

- Rob is PREPPING for his role of Dean's dad!

- Erin wasn't sure WHERE Maurisa stood on wanting to get engaged!


All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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Welcome to Will you accept this Rose? A production of I Heart Radio? All Right? Doesn't this feel not Covidy in your That's the best you can say about my podcast is it's very not Covidy. Yeah, that's the tag not real Covidy came for the eating throughout. I'm not real Covidy eating podcast. People love just string cheese and cash love that I go for. I do sound effects during, so I'll do a lot of walking. He does. He's a friend doors. I'm a fully artist. Okay, here we

got That's good. That's a storm coming. Mom thinks it's a storm coming. Her elbow hurt. My glasses are steaming up because I'm horded. You know what to talk? Where my glass is getting? I saw Aaron and Klein and Dan and I've out barn. That's Wednesday's a tomp day. What did you been? Italian? Eric? I guess I'm not gonna be able to get to here today. Hello, and welcome to a very special finale love Making episodes. Except this throws COVID free, but there might be some snacks.

My name is arm Marine, coming to you from my very safe open air garage in Los Angeles. California. That is bougie with me today. Can I just say, what a finale? To see these old men get engaged to these gorgeous arms children was so touching. As an adult lady, I just feel so happy for those young women. It's perfect. These old bones is already the name of this episode, These old boners. Thank you. It's my time. I have to go back to bed until November. Listen with me today,

are what we handpicked? What a threesome? What a what a threesome? I fasted with me first did with a woman who did not give consented. I thought her medallion said everything. She's the woman that I talked sports with, and boy did she Her world got rocks this summer when I watched the Michael Jordan's blown Away, I mean, could there have been just insult me and that will push me to victory, just like Michael Jordan's dealing with

the Detroit Pistons. So you're comparing watching the Last Dance to Jordan's achievement in the Last Dance, That's amazing, Thank you so much. I'm also comparing that to watching seventeen hours of the finale Bachelor parodies. But I have to say I loved it. This woman is first of all goddess, absolutely gorgeous, hilarious. She was a writer on One Day at a time. Her new album If you have not bought it, yeah, what are you waiting for? Deep Dive?

I bought it on iTunes And sometimes when I plug my car and like when I put my my phone in, it goes to iTunes and it'll go from like a song to just riff about ghosts. And I have to say, here for it, ladies and gentlemen, Aaron fin good to be back at food to be bad. For those of you who are not historians of this podcast, Aaron and I recorded the very first ever episode of this podcast

in her kitchen nineteen sixteen. I put out coffee. We just kept going, boobs in the moonlight, boobs in the moonlight, boobs in the moonlight. It was boobs in the moon theode, and we knew we were onto elegance. Speaking of elegance and that voice, somebody got a haircut because he's looking for love. Bachelor of the Year, that's sort of the

year two. That's so the year nineteen sixty four. You know him from Supernatural, you know him from Lucifer it is an outdoor podcast, and you might hear that plane over your head. You also might know him right now. He's on UM. He's a Frenchman on a little show called On the Verge. Yeah, well I'm a Frenchman on Lucifer. But but on the Verge, I have a thing in French. But I'm not friend. I was gonna say that you got cast by Julie Delphi to play French makes me

think you actually do a decent French accent. No I have. I have a conversation with her in French, but I'm kind of a douchebat to Tavankee Phoenibia. Ladies and gentlemen, Mr Rob Betterday, thank you. I'm on fire today because I haven't slept because I've been writing the last two episodes for the Head. I'm thinking, is it speed? Is it? You know? It's funny. I've recently watched Halston. I think

I had this conversation with you. I just watched it and I was aware that I've never done cocaine, and I thought, watching Halted, I thought cocaine looks well, I don't know, just as occasional. Get out there now. This stuff is pure jump in now I just don't know if that's for you. Really. I think I would have fun, but nobody around me would have like this morning, did you have poppy? Oh? Yeah, you did a lot. Okay, no cocaine. I'm not going to take it up right now.

But I just thought I would have been good at it for like two hours. Yeah, maybe it's like ten minutes. Thank you so much. It could be your last dance. It could be my last dance, and then I could play for the Chicago will get you a bag of coked. Right into the last episode of the podcast, very Cokey birthday, Yeah, happy birthday. She's eating her notes. She's eating her notes, says it's a gentleman that just got back from Connecticut. He is a comedian, he's a writer. He has a

podcast host. He hosts The dollarp Excuse Me. He was a writer on You're the Worst. Excuse Me, Arrested Development, excuse Me the last season Ladies. And he also was a cat dad. He's got a cat named Jose Ladies. And he also had tennis elbow that he had drained Ladies and gentlemen. Gareth Redda, Thank you everybody. I love that that's part of your body. Download My Tennis Elbow on Amazon. And you're touring right now? Yeah, I mean

I'm hitting hotspots like Connecticut. Um, yeah, just places like that. I'm just going for quaint little towns. I'm doing a B and B. That's great. Yep, so it's amazing. Speaking of amazing, our production team, excuse me in matching muted colors. I feel like I feel like I just made eye contact with one of them. I don't even think i've said hello yet. Good morning to you, Katie Levine. And hello, Dr Dan Hosny identity always so nice, A real doctor

in the house. Doctor, Doctor. My elbow hurts from tennis, my shoulder hurts from pickle bomb hurts. Interesting doctor, doctor, doctor, you're not really you're not really a great You're not supposed to come at us with your ailments. Doctor. Oh my god, who's gonna save us? All right? Speaking of who's going to save us, the prom is going to save us. Here are you guys ready? Let's go? You ready? Here we go. That's a transition. Good playing Connecticut. Playing Connecticut.

I didn't sleep much last night, but I did have a full pot of coffee. There we go, Here we go. Starting out, Noah and Abigail crying, crying and crying. There's bows in everybody's hair, there's headbands everywhere. There's a lot of lace gloves. And that was just on Rob Benedict on Fire. This is morning comedy and six am, six am. I am so not a warning person. This is this is early for me. I did so. Noah was like,

I wasn't trying to blindside you. I wrote Abigail boo hooings and I wrote it out crying with her bow and he's like, he's like, look, I came to tell you that I was falling in love with me. She's like, you're pushing me to open up a fucking hurt. And he's like, look, at the end of the day, I wasn't your person and you shouldn't hold your that against yourself at all, which I found passive aggressive. And she said, yeah, right, you're not my person. And then she starts crying and

she's like, I don't want to do this anymore. So she goes and says goodbye. He leaves with all of his pendants, suspenders and no socks and then like a prop comedy suitcase alright up to us. Madam is not him bumping. His shoes are squeaking the whole way. Don't my flowers squirt you in the eye. And then and then he doesn't tell anyone that he's leaving. Everybody's like, what the f He didn't even say goodbye, and he's crying. He's like and then he's like a dumped her him bumped.

People are upset, and then everybody's like all the women are shook. They're like they were just voted most likely to say together, like if that can happen to them, they could anybody, you guys, And Serena's like, I'm really fucking shook. And then Chelsea's like, what the fun? And then sweet sweet more Risa who's needs a lot of reassurance. It's like, oh my god, like Code Red freaking the funk out on the table for discussion, Noah, Abigail, that's

the ripple effect, Robbie. I want to say at this moment in the episode is when it begins the whole like the the art of wiping one's tears with one's pinky, of that just to keep the I feel like the person who originated that, like the sort of like the Yoda was Caitlin Caitlin are sweet, sweet Katy bachelor at cry a Lot, and I think it was Mariah Harry. Okay, like the okay, there's like they're shoving the tears back in the ice. But I will say about the drama here,

I don't get it. I don't understand what happened. Did he just not was what? And it turns out there and it turns out they're actually still together now and now they which makes the most sense because it definitely never felt like they just communicated properly. Like the whole season, I was like they were both going like I don't know what's going on here exactly, and they never talked.

And then there was like he talked and she didn't talk, and she's like, I realized they I goofed and I didn't say I love you back in the moment, but that's my plan for tonight. And then he So the whole time it was just like ships in the night. It felt like they didn't seem have sparkling chemistry, like it didn't feel like, no, again, it's very hot down there. I don't know if they were just like drugged out,

like heat stroke, but it didn't. But that didn't stop Maurica and Riley from Just Like Eating Well, they had a whip create I was gonna say they had a coat. They had another extra layer on them of cream. Yeah, that made the cream shell. She seemed a little more closed off. You know, she seems like maybe she's a little more closed off and maybe she thrives when the cameras aren't on. But yeah, I just it didn't so misdisconnect yet. Yeah, real boring, got real boring. I'm so

over this couple. I mean they're adorable, but like, oh my god, it was like woman was talking to like, you know, Northeast. This one's pointed down. I'm like, And they never were physical, That's what I mean. There was Yeah, they were just like nap partner. Yeah, it's like I love a nap. I'm not gonna lie, I love a nap. I feel like I first Aaron a nap with me on the road. My life is so weird about my Hammock partner. Anyway, go ahead, I'm sorry. She's the worst

about it, my Hammick partner, Claire what oh god? Um? Yeah, I just I needed I needed more from her. I was really digging Noah this season. And uh, and then you know. It was like sometimes when you talk about like bad timing, you mean like years or months. It felt like minute to minute bad time. Yeah, it was weird. It was like this fifteen minutes is great. The next

few minutes I didn't get enough from you. I'm like, that's how that's even Kenny and Kenny and Mari last week and he was like, we were all in, but now you're disconnected from me. It was like you were just eating tacos off of her, Like what the well? How much more he do you need? Have They been on the island for like a year and a half

and we just think it's really weird. I was also condensed, like well said it was shorter than normal because of COVID, I think, and it was like a shorter season production team. How do you guys feel about Abigail and Noah? Um? That was sad, But it did also feel like they were going to get back together, like they were just having a bit of a you know, crisis moment. But why would you bail that far into the game. Is it that they didn't want going We're not going to

get engaged, We're just going to keep dating. Is that a possible Why not write it out. It's the show like making them get engaged to like, it's the show like really pushing that. So if people are like, we're not ready to get engaged, and they like, get out, you better get off. You can't be here. You owe us eight thousand dollars for food. Here's your billy. If you get engaged from that six months and off. Wait.

I thought it was like the past seasons that felt generally okay to just right off to the sunset together. But this this episode was like, I felt like you had some tough choices. It felt like you had to break up or I've never turned around on a person as much as I did, and we'll get there. I have. I completely changed my opinion of one person. I can't wait. Okay, alright, glasses day nan, I can't sit. Put a little coffee in your eyes. Game. Okay, So then, how many pendance

are you wearing right now? Garrett? Excuse me? How many pendants are you wearing? Seven? Sisvendors are under your shirt? Yes? Exactly, thank you kindly? Okay, great, so, um, I have a rubber chicken. Think great. So Serena is crying. Everybody's crying. People are like, I really thought that it's contagious. Yeah, everybody's freaking out. Serena was crying. Meanwhile, Ed is just storts obsessed with any more shrimp. What's over here? So you're saying I have a chance. Yeah, I mean they're

filming this. Oh my god, over here, we're here and over here when we got to I like that. Even the guys new like, look at he met her yesterday? Is that? Oh my god. Okay, so let me get in the morning. The music is crazy. The music was so crazy, and in the morning, Thomas was on the beach. Beck is freaking out. Natasha's like it sucks and I got sick. It's like, what happened? You know what happened?

That happened? Maybe the poops? I was thinking maybe the poops, because if she had a COVID related stuff going on, they wouldn't have she would have been bad. She wasn't sick. She was upset about Ed taking out McKenna. You think it showed her in bed just looking sad. That's what I look like. You look like, Yeah, you're about when Yeah, my doctor's like it's diarrhea. I'm like sorry, I mean, how could she beat that? Upset about. Yeah, I think it's a human live sad. I agree, are okay, Yeah,

I couldn't get that word out. I usually don't use three syllable words. I've got a cocaine and do some cocae. Arm's nose, that's where it all lives. I think that's true. Though it's a good thing. I don't have an appetite for drugs, you know what I mean? I can I do because I do have like such addicts in my family tree. It probably wouldn't end well for me if I really was super into drugs. Yeah, great, I agree. I've tried it for I've tried it for you. How

did it go? What was your favorite? Okay, I love the weed. I like, I'm not good at weeds. Yeah, I'm pretty good at I get Really, I'm a buzz kill. Everybody thinks, oh, you'll be fun on No, actually nobody. Everyone knows I wouldn't be fun I and then I used to think, no, I've gotta be fun, and it's like no, I go right to Middle Earth. I tried cocaine, but I put my back out. Okay, great, okay, so so then we have so then Wells is like our boy Wells comes and cancels the cocktail party from bad

News from Well He's doing a great job. Is there any doubt he hosts these things? Like the Bachelor didn't get it, and he didn't I felt we didn't really like going he was here last week. They gave it to Jesse Palmer. Yeah, I mean he was the Bachelor years ago, snooze backup quarter was a very bad quarterback, and then it like Ultimate Surfer, and I think that was like, I don't know, maybe they thought he did well and they gave him Bachelor, But now he's hosting that.

But uh, Caitlin and Tasha are doing Michelle season. I very bored by that. They have so boring. I mean, give it to well Wells was the rightful error. I feel you wanted it. He wanted it, and he did a good for diversity. Yeahash, here's another straight white boring dude. They're very rare. Yeah, is a very rare, beautiful bird. Probably a lot of groping in the off season. I missed you and cocaine face, Cocaine. I wish I could have had a cocaine face. If you have Moontower never

done cocaine? Have you never done cocaine. Who's that? I knew that front draft pick for the Boston Celtics is really into the Celtics. Back then, I was twelve years old straight and then decided, if you could do in my naivete cocaine one night and die, I will never do it. And I never did it, and boy was very thankful. Yeah. I want you to know I watched Fame as a young child because my face is similar. Because I had no like parental supervision, I watched everything.

So I watched Fame and I was like, they did cocaine. I was like, that looks fun. I should probably never do smart I knew. I actually was like, m that looks too fun for me forever. I want to live forever. It's a horrible drink, exactly like that's room from You want fame, you get a paper to sweat. And I'm Debbie Allen who said to me on the set of Grey's Anatomy acting pain, Heifer, isn't that great act in pain?

I was supposed to. I was cha no, But I felt like it's because she liked me that she called me ever thing I take, So I think I massed. She felt comfortable with nature she cook. I loved it. It's a compliment. I felt so. I was just I was just looking up Jessie Palmer's Instagram and it only says host a Bachelor. It was a season twenty six. It doesn't just say host. Actually, I wonder if he's just coming on for one season. Beat give it to well.

They better give it well start wells backup actual host. Hey, guys, I just looked up heffer. A young female cow that has not that is not born a calf. True, I have not. I have not a birthless calf. Accurate cow that's not born a calf. I've ever a calf. She hasn't been a mom. She's not a mom. I'm not a mom. Have a calf. She's herself been a calf, but she's never married a calf. She's born, she's born there, gorgeous, born with born with an She's gorgeous because she's gorgeous.

I've never been on a dairy. I was grown up. I grew up next to a dairy farm, wilds farm. That must have been when she was talking about up set, it was she knew that. Hey, good news is we've got two hours and fifty minutes left. Of I'm sorry. All right, let's let's go back and let's start at the problem again. I thought we had a good Let's get one more, take one more. We'll go from Jesse Palmer. Let's be extra aggravate. I really like that anti wife

guy and Jesse Palmer. Jesse Palmer. Wasn't it a good quarterback? It is? We got the show guy be backed up for crappy story. All right, we're back. So then so then, um, Aaron and Tia, so Chelsea and Natasha get cut. Natasha is upset, she's leaving. She doesn't trust herself enough. Wealth goes maybe at the Rose Pop, which I can't wait to say it, where we see Dan They just got out of the call. The favorite is still so handsome. Can I just say we love the Dean? They dressed

them off. She's she stopped contouring, she's been living in a van. Still gorgeous. They're a gorgeous couple. And he's kept a mustache this whole time. He's not the McConaughey and dazed and confused. Yea, he looks like future Noah. He's future Noah suspenders. Yeah, talk to me. They thought those two took a step back. Looks wise. I thought they look like little people. I mean, they're both beautiful. People know they might have, but they liked them a

little cleaned up. They look like they have like cobwebs are in their hair. Oh they do. They've been living in a van. They live in a sprinter van. But his delivery of dialogue master. You guys are in front of me. He's my acting coach. He's really good. He should Who are your tennis couch. It seems like you've got a good team where you may let me have and then we have and then we have a team.

Is my acting couch? Well? I like that. When they brought him back for a second round, I was like, oh, thank god, more of those people, because they really are dynamic like this. This this justin. They seem to have bought a house in the Las Vegas area together. Anyway, water people, I love those people who hate water. Where you want to go Vegas, it's no water. That's perfect. Oh my god, I'm such a savage channer. Me and Vegas. You're round. I would just be so tan. I would

be wonder. It would be like all my freckles would just like connect into one giant burn and freckle situation. Yeah, can you imagine, like the whole point of Vegas is made of lotion. It's dry there, Are you okay? Are you okay? Everyone's I'm so glad he chose us anyway, So they're like Paradise is over, it's over night dates tonight, Welcome to the Rose Palapa, your guard to the fantasy suitets. Kenny goes, I'm forty, Like really, I didn't know that.

It's hard to tell forty. She's twenty five, by the way, loved me from Kenny Kenny. Kenny's articulate. Kenny. Kenny is very in touch with his boy band cover band manager feelings. Yes, how many boy band cover bands do you manage? Garrett at this point? For But that's only because it's not the main gig anymore. So I just part time. And I'm really I'm not less of a manager, more of a leader, a coach. I call myself a coach because I had the whistle, but I've always had the wizard. Anyway.

There was a question, and it's eluded me. You live in You live next to a sinkhole in Florida, don't you? I lived in a sinkhole. For a long time. Yeah, the house went in and I said, I actually like the view better because it probably stayed naturally cool. It's much better. It's like a natural cooling. De Santis can't rule down there. It's I guess you're you're you actually become your own kingdom if you live in a Saint Cole.

That's what the law says of the underland. So then they go, So he's I'm forty, she might be scared. I'm want to talk to Maury look for me. I don't know. It's crazy. I saw you was thunderstruck. Maybe he was living for sight your I'm a thousand percent ready to I want to go to the hump you in the fantasy suites. I but you really need to be one, no, one, thousand percent, whatever you want to call it. It needs to stop the thousand percent. There needs to be someone who steps in and teaches what

literally is and the peak percent. Yeah, and him and Eyes, him and relationship are really goodding right, Him and Ezer we him and Irens are really taking it to the next level in the Rose Palapa. Yeah. So then, um, because you're not is anybody a hundred percent? Yeah? Yeah they are. Yeah, they are, so then she goes, look they are, Mari goes, I knew I always wanted to marry young. I can't tell you. I was not like Mari at five. She's a woman. I was a little idiot.

She's literally fifty six. That's good. Yeah, that's good. Okay, that's great. Yeah, what's her what's her back? She was her Puerto Rico. She was like miss Puerto Rico, wasn't she. And then she was the one that was saying my grandmother, like when all the like all the natural disasters. And then she got hit in the face with the dildo by Katie Opening Night. She got hit in the face of the vibrator. She's She's the one person that I I don't know if she's fully human talk to me

more than Thomas Thomas, the cyborg. Thomas is just. But Mari in particular is a real tough one to figure out because she she yeah, I think um, because she just has this like weird reactions. Is it just me? I just kept leaning in being like who she would just go she did that weird like face. And then that's why Kenny speaks like a sixty five year old And that's why Kenny is like sums off. Yeah, She's like, you never reacted more than just nodding. Yeah, she definitely

there was. There's not a lot of change between her reactions to when Kenny was breaking up with her, when she was in love with Kenny pining form, when they got back together, and now that they're talking about engagement. Like facially, there's very little. The most or a murderer broken, yea. The most from her when she threw that cake in the fire was her pinnacle. That was. That was when we saw like the underbelly. Yes, thank you, I would have. I would have. I would never throw a cake in

the fire because I want to eat that cake. Yeah, you gotta get that cake. Get it. You can eat the fire. No you can't. Somebody ate it out of the fire. From our podcast and they burn their mouth, well they didn't wait. The five person was my mouth is just starting to heal. That person was me. I did not see that coming. They burn their mouths. They

didn't feel good one night. They had a hard time when Mitten's wo throughout their story is specific about this, okay, so that anyway, So she's like, I always wanted to marry young. So then Becca is like, I am really torn. I need more humanity from my cyborg boyfriends crying. I need more, I need more realness. By the way, our Bachelor historian Laurie has a real soft spot for Thomas. She is constantly texting me how she's t Thomas. She thinks, I, Laurie,

I know you're listening. I know you think he's cute. He's cute, but he's not. He's a cyberl's when he cried the whole crying. Okay, she goes. She goes, you were unexpected and I don't want perspively. No, I'm not committed. He goes, I am falling in love with you, and she goes, well, I haven't seen any of this, and then she goes, whoa driving away? I saw a part of Thomas that I didn't see in anybody else that I've ever done. And he goes and then he did this.

I want to audition for the part of Thomas. Okay, trusting you is decided to trust how you're saying, No, this is what you need. I was crazy by Mari coached him tell everybody else to leave. We got we got our we got our we got our guy. Oh my God, I hit my hat. I'm so talls. Yeah, you're going off script. You definitely got the job. Can I see you to play Thomas after that? I don't know if you could do it. So here's your line. Here's your line. Um, just let me go, let me go,

Just let me go, let me go. I'm crying. I'm okay, Aaron, here's your line. I wish you could see the faith I have in this. That's your I wish you could see the faith I have in this. Do it. I'm not an actor. Do it. You gotta cry, you're crying, you're upset. Faith, So good, okay, and then you can go and then and then our finale. Garrett, Um, I didn't want to leave. I want to be with you. I don't want to leave. I want to be with you, Faith. But he had a dry cry cry. That's what I

need here. There needs to be someone who comes in and just goes. He's just direct, he's not crying, he's not crying. He's fake crying, trying to like the cry the cry referee, like throwing the yeah, just be like humanity. But he kept doing this, he kept wiping his he kept doing the early Wife like I don't even want to get him on my cheeks. Bro, there's nothing in there. Your eyes are the same yea doctor banana like dude. And she's like tell us and he's like, let me go.

And it's like you literally were not crying trying. He said, what do you say if you care about me, let me go, Let me go. She's like, I'm just trying to Kate Wins. Yeah, it's like also, it's great, I'm paradise. So we can also like text one stake back to the I think it's gonna be fine. Yeah, but that's what he texts back. Let it go. Let they're still together.

They're back together again together. Well, but she saw that emotion from him and said, how I didn't know he had this layer of extra fakeness below the fake layer. There's another layer. Yeah, if I can get my hands on that fake layer, and if that there might be more bullshit. Yeah, this guy might be literally psychotic. I can't let him go about it. She went from Ari to fucking Garrett to Thomas the common denominator Bagel, Bagel, look at the three strikes, it's you at a certain point,

and she had the right call. She's like, yeah, you're kind of a dude. And she was like and then she's like, oh god, wait was that wrong? Yeah, but that's yeah, that's evident. Say to you, lad, I'm okay. You have good instincts as you have to just learn to chest them. I'm kind. So when do you think this guy gets like a psychotic cyborg serial killer just because somebody's dry crying and shoving them back up? Chest your gut, Trust your gut is a hunk though, he's

a hunk. And with that extra fake clare. Yeah, all right, we're gonna take a quick break and we'll be back with my extra fake clare. But the bones zone. What's getting the bone zone? Guys? And we're back. Oh my god. Okay, Ed's heart is pounding. I like like, na, I'm gonna go take a swing. I'm gonna take a swing. I'm gonna try to go see should go to the fantasy suite and all the guys are watching and laughing him and going, bro, he met her fucking yesterday. I love it,

like she's the one, I'm not the one. And he's like I begged her, so that he goes down. He goes well, the fantasy suite sounds amazing, and she's like, I'm struggling. She's like, we don't live in the same city. Yeah, I mean I don't want to see your dick, Like I don't ever want to see your dick. I mean we have a spond but it's not really as strong. I love you so much, it's fucking crazy. Something's missing for me. I feel the same way my parents. He

kept saying, my parents keep going. But but but I feel a strong spark in my past. For you, it's a waste of a spark, and it's to be She's like, um, yeah, I don't think I feel the spark, but I mean, why we an opportunity like to leave today when we can maybe to see each other and go have to do something spectacular. And then he's like, but I just got dumped, no regret, and h it's so yeah, I can't wait for you to do the one person show. You play everybody. Honestly, that is what I feel like

I've been training for these last eighteen years. In the podcast, I'm wound, definitely. I think my finale is gonna be Peter's mom. Let her go. She's an angel on earth, Let her go. And then I also enjoyed Kenny Sneaky Snake. Yes, yes, Nick Snack. You can play the part. It can't be won't You could play Nick Viale and Dean's dad? How what does Dean's dad think about all this? Give me my mom beans? And how in the morning? How's Nick Vale doing? This is weird because it's like it was

like I kind of I kind of like it. But you can play Christine to the Russian. Oh my god, she's my favorite. You're gonna eat lipstick every morning. I get up, I eat lipstick every morning. I don't care if you bad community per you bring lipstick. She's so cute. She was so cute. She was so cute. They didn't cover this island is so big show. Do a live show where we write a play. What do you want to play? Garrett? I don't know that many seasons? So you can do a new season? Okay, great? Who do

you connect with? Who was the one who picked the guy before the show started and then they brought in Tasia? Great? Yeah, okay, how do you feel about Dale Claire and I'm in? How do you feel about the rest good? And by marrying him? It shows over break the lights down break the grow, the shoot is over. I'm good. Okay, our Claire, we have our Claire, We have Chris Clair. How can you be so short? I know when you know? You know this is forever. It's been six hours. I know

who I'm in love with. I only know when gun point that at my head. All right, Claire, you're the one, Claire. Bring him home to me, Clair, Bring him home. Mary isn't the angel Claire? Bring him curtain? Thank you so much? Well I could do that for hours. Okay, so um, anyway way to spark buds. I got dump no regrets. Then James and Anna. Um, and She's like, you know, I have never felt comfortable with anyone in my life. That made me sad Anna. You look Anna your namesake?

Were you named after Anna on the Bachelorette? You guys look a lot of like I've never felt comfortable with anyone in my life except for James. Do you have not parents, family, friends, nothing? Dog. She's got that clear bone in her like she just wants it to work. She doesn't even she just needs that. She said, when a guy likes me, I want them back, and then they're out because then they see how fucking bat shit, I am. I mean that was really the undercurrent that

would be comfortable with herself. You got to be cast. No one else is gonna make you. Can't like you, you ain't nobody gonna like if you're not okay with you too got yeah, yeah, yeah, pain have her. So then she goes, Anna is going to be in this franchise for the next thirty six years. They're going to roll her out every summer, proper up and it's going to be a disaster. She goes, I like you, I really enjoyed meeting you, and I would like to see where there's is going. And he's like, m m yeah.

I live in San Diego and I'm in love with the air. I'm gonna leave it with a guy though. But see she's like wait, and then ed popped out of some rocks. She's like, I have really strong I never met anyone like you before. Ela. You're the one you can play at an honor, you can play at in Claire, Yeah for sure. So that he goes, I'm not in a place to see where this is going. I'm not really in a place to fall him up. She's like he's like, he goes, look, I'm just owe

it to myself not to adjust my standards. It's not a little rude standards. That's not a little road. Katie Levine, we haven't you. How did you feel about it? Just my standards? I thought it was like kind of meat. He's just like I can do better, and it's like I don't. I mean, I don't like, don't say it to their it's weird, I mean, and I don't like her. I thought she was a terrible person on Yeah, she's changed everybody, but like, yeah, it was just like such

a weird way. He could have been like, hey, we barely know each other and she goes, yes, yes, he should have accused her of being an escort. That would have been the ultimate move. Chicago is a small town, It's right. Yeah, I have to say, I just realized how cokey I've been this entire podcast. I just landed on my body and I'm like, oh, I've been flying. Ye, you just need another bump, that's how the drug. There's no chair below you. I literally have been like a

hover crop. Yes, I'm like ready to be halftime at the super Bowl and I want to like jet pack in, but I don't need the pack that didn't talk about ratings. Let's go. She hit the ground pretty hard, so she needed the pack. It turns out she hit the ground just like that boy hit the ground who broke his arm when he went skydiving with Rachel, That poor child, Gareth the child again. Okay, So then so then and my first time, I'm sorry, ma'am. We're really up the home.

You can, you can? Okay, So then she's now. Now I'm gonna try to be mellow the rest of the entire girl. Girl, you have to be you take you comfortable with your so you are anyone can be comfortable when you I'll tell you the truth. Man, energy comes in bursts, and then I need a nap, I know, but we got to show it now. I need a nap now because at the start of the day, what's nine we can pick back up I do, I'll take coming up. I'll take a nap later. I'll put my

dinner order in now, Okay, I'll take a nap later. Okay. So the good news very professional herd and runs a real tight chip around here on that later six hour recording, and then a nap and we end up we have omelets and then we do our chew you want to do it? And then I buy Sunvisors. Can't wait to say my new Sunvisor for tennis. I got the cut at Visors, so stupid, can't I have to play? I have to go to Wimbledon American Nie. It's all I

literally play six times a week. Is all I do is buy Sunvisors and play tennis okay and sunburn okay. So then Anna Jesse Palmer he was such a bad quarterback. So we're taking it back to Anna's crying, and then he just keeps reiterating there's a lot of my person stuff this year. There used to be you make me feel like a little kid, and now it's Anna's not my person. It's like, okay, well she gets it. You didn't have to rub it in lowering my standards. So then he goes far so low. But I just can't

get there with you. And yeah, and my bar is literally under the sand. Yeah, he goes, fuck it, Aaron. This was the best best. This is when I changed my mind about Aaron. I have not enjoyed Aaron at all through this all day, and it's the fucking exit. I am in no rain shall fall on Aaron ever. I'm in love with Aaron, he's and he's like, eron, we gotta go to s D, like like productions, like there's one car going one place and we gotta go to s D. How fast can you get at her?

He's like, Jim, is that your names? Like James is waiting? I got a bounce, She's got a bounce's doing this right now because I gotta go to s D and San Diego. So they're standing next to the fucking bunk dead. She's like what she's like a guy to bounce and then she's like, I hate and I thought, oh my god, I love him. And then they picky back. He didn't even try to punch Thomas. They piggybacked like bromos like so and they said, I might not have fell in love,

but I found a best friend. I did find love in Paradise unexpected person Aaron, I love you broke That's facts and then music I was this was this was a part of the episode where I cried. This is where I yeah, the most love felt on the episode. I loved it and now I love it was and watching Tia, who could be such a wet rag, dragging her stand after she just got faced by Aaron, who's piggyback.

Both of them have been sort of like James is nice enough, but like it was like it was like, oh my god, there's like and there was a moment who where James was like yes, So I told her, you know it's not gonna work. So Aaron, oh my god, exactly, Oh my god. Alright on the table discussed the best exit I've ever seen. Do you agree? I was pretty awesome? But then I also realized it made me remember not

to rain on the prey. But early when it was like, this is what you're gonna expect this year's batch in Paradise, I felt like they hinted towards men might hook up with men, women might hook up with women, and never happened. They did a lot of it. They did the last year with Demi. Last year they did with Demi. I was kind of hoping that actually one of the guys might realize maybe this was his calling, Maybe this is the closest we got. I'll take it take But um no,

it was. It was great. It was silly and fun, and Tia definitely needs She was like, fuck you, Paradise, I'm not coming back. I'm okay with that I'm okay with that. She's better than Paradise. Well she should be, she should be Okay, it was it was I'm sorry, it was Tia. Was she Stockholm? She the one that had a friend that then came on. Raven was first right, they're both from Weener, They're both from and they literally because Raven fell in love with Adam. I think they

were hoping to make Raven the bachelorette. And then Raven's like, I'm in love with Adam, and then so they're like, get us another Ravens stats like, here's here's Raven part two. Tia also from Wiener. Anyway, that's great, send help. I'm thinking I'm in trouble. Ha Well, I would have absolutely loved as a gay person. Um what yeah, you guys this whole time, the whole time, A thousand, a thousand, you know what it was. I just was never I could never be comfortable around men anyone. And I woke

up this morning I was like, enough is enough enough? Anyway? Okay, I kicked them all out of my bed and I brought in a hooker. Loved this, I uh yeah, if it wasn't so utterly ridiculous, I'd be like, Oh, Aaron, such a dick with the whole tea thing, but the whole thing that thing was useless anyway. So then I was like, Okay, that's hilarious. The friendship felt authentic. Then I then I took one second and I was like, okay, gay brain, do you think Aaron, what's what's the other

guy's name, James? James? Like could they do? Like could they go there? Because I have to say I find them both not very like strong like lady vibes coming off. I feel like they're like almost more like a sexual if anything, they're not ready for it. Yeah, they just feel very glovelessed off. I don't know that. I god, I hope that. I hope they hook up one night.

That would be awesome. But I do think that that is like it's so weird to have multiple times been like I really feel strongly for you, to like multiple women on the season, and then just be like, yeah, you know what I mean. Yeah, I mean I get it. I mean, in particular, is such a weird bird his whole season. Yeah, it was like you to fight he's over here, like he's just a man, Like he's a hot man, he's a hot Head Too production team. Did you love it or what I mean? I'm glad they

found each other and now their roommates. Apparently that's fun. I did like that so fun. I was just like, are you fucking kidding me? Okay, fine, I'm out of here. And then she I thought was a good sport drag suitcase across the sand, Katie, she liked it. I think in a way, I think I think they're going to hook up. I think she's going to go to San Diego. That's her fetish to be left on the beach. Well, yeah, it was like kind of nagging, you know, like I

think she was into it. I know, I agree with you. I felt like he actually I agree with you that she had a little like sparkle, like I love you up there. Yeah, he was like gotta get your number, and then like right, it was nagging. You're right. Rap boys though, like twenty year old frap boys like Bro before her, Like they felt like they were about to go to their sequel. Right, they're doing like old school. Yeah, they should have shown them like the graduate style not

talking in the car run have done. Oh god, that's so good. Good punshop Rob, good Punshob of course. Okay, that's what James said. Okay, here we got her. So then she chad her that place is Nectar. So then she goes, fuck this place, fuck this beach, Fuck these dudes, Paradise, Fuck Paradise. I have to say I have a soft spot for I'm not gonna lie. She makes me laugh. The vagina dancing, you know you, I love the vagina dance. She's the only person, which is the only person we

saw actually taking a suitcase back. You're right. And even though she didn't even like James, the other guy was like Barrel, douche Barrel. And then she went with a guy that she didn't even really like because that guy wasn't stepping up to the plate. Yeah, the name actually by Baryl Douche Barrel was a real douche barrel Blake. He was a first. I was like, oh, this is greatly. I thought they were gonna be a part of my French listeners. Her all right, so here we are. So

then they're having a chat Riley and Marissa. Here we go. She's like, you know, I was expecting to find I wasn't expecting to find what I wanted. She was like, I would love to go to the Fantasy, Like I need a ring, now, I need a ring. And he was like, he was like, well, he actually did a pretty good acting job. He was like, we would have to know for sure if we want to continue, but I would love to go to the Fantasy. Dude, He's like, you don't know how I am? I yeah, I hey, yeah,

why would you do that to me? I love Riley. I love that man who loves Riley. Risk loves Riley. We're going to the Fantasy's three, Baby, I'm rooting for them. I love them. I'm rooting for them. Yeah, he's I love him. He's so great. Sunday morning turning. I can't Sunday morning. That's a great fucking monologue day because I remember him mentioning it when he was on the Bad

ch Laura but the Bachelorette. I remember him talking about this, like there's clearly yeah because he wasn't really close with his dad and like and that he missed that, he wanted that, he wanted that and he didn't have it. And he's a lawyer and I think he's been really just and then like this journey of this guy and we're not quite Therey but this guy who like always self sabotages and protects himself and like it almost takes this like open heart, who was like, yeah, you know,

I love them to get I love it. I love the boat. But they were adorable. They were my favorite couple of the whole season. You know, I love that. She kepting like that's my man. I was like, that's so cute when they when they had that first date and they were eating the crazy stuff, I was like, what a terrible idea to make people attract, Like it just seemed like not at all conducive to anything, and they were very into it. So then turns out that

was their thing. Like yeah, they were like, yeah, they're in the fan to see sweet just like kissing between a pig snout. Did you time to the nostril touch my tongue on the other end, baby, get the ox tail. We're gonna get freaking yeah, that's right. When we were on with your podcast, best friend Lance bass I was telling us about how he was hosting that Yes, it was his idea, and then they were like into it.

They were like not even like grossed out, and the room smelled, the room smelled and it was hot and they were horn. It was hours hours, hotly, sweaty and like expect him to eat everything. Just al right, guys, finished the kidney. We gotta shut down production over time. Oh man, a heart so good? Right? Like nothing the heart Dan, not Katie? What did you think of that?

I'm glad you know that was what I thought. It was funny that he kept he played into it a little to keep her waiting to be like, so my decision, yeah, yeah, yeah, is yeah, I can't to go. I was just gonna I'm like, I'm gonna kill I'm gonna kill you right now. Two on her face. Yeah, she's ripping. Her hair is physically falling out, ready to rip his dick off. Fantasye you I hate you, Tann the job? Yeah, all right, you guys to play Riley, don't we've cast our Riley

can't wait to see who Katie's gonna be. We'll see it. Let's come naturally. It's just gonna come naturally. So here we go, don't. We have Joe and Serena. Jesse Palmer. He's a terrible quarterback. Terrible quarterback for the for the exactly for the teams. Okay, Joe had to get specific at the end, even we got you out of it, but you had to take a guess. Yeah, I like before I look. Okay, so that Joe's Serena so cute. That's a dull man and this young girl are so cute.

She's so cute. She goes, I do love Joe. I haven't told him. And he's like, look, I'm impressed with how she handled Kendall. You know, it's been amazing because you I get to be Joe. I think I'm really happy. I love my guard down. She's like, you're the only guy they give me butterflies. Well, I've never been in the fig before. I really want to spend the night with you. How do you feel, Hey, Joe, I'm in love with you. I was gonna say that later. She's like,

well I said it first. Okay, this is where I started writing like a maniac. So she starts crying. Well, then she goes, she goes, I don't know why I'm crying, and then um, so they're going to the Fantasy suite. So now we're left with Kenny and Marie, riley A, Maris, Joe, and Serena and they're like and then Dean and Caitlin come out and they're like, Okay, you need to talk about the really important stuff. Are you ready to move

to my city? Are you ready to get engaged? And Cal's like, I'm ready to get a game, and Deans like what we're talking about this? So then they walk in first up, you know what, We're gonna take a break and then we're gonna get into the bon zone. And I have a question. Yes, but when we come back in the restaurant, say tuned for the question. I don't know about you, but things are getting so hot in here. I think I gotta take I'll pay your break. That's a parachuter that broke is Oh my god, shut

the I mean he is eight? Yeah, what's he doing? Like imagine being strapped to that as a grown up, like as kids in third grade. He'll take you down and ship the ground really approached really fast. And then if you're going down like the course, this makes no sense. The child you're you're in on my left. Oh boy, sorry, ma'am. You guys are entering back into our conversation. Looked around chers as hard as you are, pretty ma'am. This is Grandpa's playing. We've really looked at the photo of of

the the skydiving instructor asked her back. And he's younger. He's younger, he's getting younger. He's so he doesn't even have peach fuzz on his face. He is no joke. Eight years old, eight years apparently he did break his arm, and that they break so easily at that age. And I think that like he qustioned Rachel's fault and then they got him out of the way, so then Matt James could go see if she hurt on the white kid. You're not on the show. You're not gonna be a

c story. Get out of here. He broke his arm. You're at your parents insurance. Been you jumped from a plane as a child. Do you ever ride to the husband? Do you remember how hard they hit? They like hard hard, as hard as she hit the ground. When the revelations were made about it, by the way, by the way, like that's who she was strapped to think about that she did it though. Poor judgment is something that she's not afraid. I'm not afraid of it. Yeah, how old you?

I'm six? All right? What is his velt? Grow? Great? Let's do it awesome. That's not a hold. It's my first flight. Hey mine too. That you're strapped to me. I'm strapped to you. I've never gone to either. Ma'am that your son? Was that your son? Yeah, he's a good kid, a third grade. He's in third grade now and he's not doing this guy diving anymore. That was bad. It was a one off. It wasn't a COVID thing. This for fun of it outside his bucket list to

have a reality star trap strapped to himself. As he crashed, he thought it was his date. They were actually shooting another show called kid Wish, so they they kind of put them together. They did Bachelor and Kid Wish and they were able to half the crew. Basically, everyone save money, Everyone save money. He sped. I would like to be strapped to someone who's famous, but I don't know why. Well, buddy, we are going to link up with the batch. He

make a wish. No, it's kid. He's a healthy kids right. Well, this kid actually has weak bones. But that shouldn't. That'll be fine. That's not gonna play Probably we kid Wish. Jesse Palmer is the host of Wish just this season. That's all they're locking me up for. If I kill it on kid wish maybe I could do the batch Seas quarterbacks. Remember taking a three step dropping eighty six and some guy flattened me. Anyway, hey kid, what you wish?

I'd rather be on another Showjue late. Yeah, sometimes you're a backup for life. You're gonna go to the skill factory that was the original one. So anyway, speaking of skills, Riley and more, reeks, thank you. I'll be here whole week. Uncle fucker chuck a lot in lake plastids getting paid and skills again. I just need I need a fanny pack of skintles. Anyway, ninety minutes left at the show. I was the whole time. Anyway, I'm looking at the handwriting.

Look what I grab some note? Just one person can read what's on there. The authorities find that under there's parts that are underlined, which is amazing. Don't forget the shot so and I can't. I'm like, I would like stop and look at like tennis a visors online and then come back. I bought a belly chain from Sha, my tennis dress from to match my friends like three change, I'm available fellas Like my friend b was a joke

to go on her tennis dress. So I had to go find it by matching the surpriser three dollars three dollars, but it cost eighteen dollars to ship it anyway. So um, fair enough. So boy Riley and Marisa, here we go whip cream. She wants an engagement. Serene is excited for the normal life stuff, and she's like, I've never been so scared of getting my hurt broke in and then he goes, I was freaking out the first day. I

was freaking out. I know what really happened. I said it wasn't because of candle, but after our first candle candle, I was engaged to a candle. I said, I got a candle. But after our first conversation, like the oh no, no, no, I could fall in love with this girl. That's why he started sweating and I was like patient. I was like, oh, I kind of wanted to run. Meanwhile, the other horny fantasy Sweet Kenny, was like, yeah, you know, no one expects me to be the guy that wants to get

married ever or have kids. You know, I'm happy being alone, but I want to make sure because you're twenty five and I'm forty. Yeah, I want to make sure you're in a place like like, there's stuffing that you haven't done in your life that I have done. And uh, she goes, you know what, and she goes, I feel like we're the same age. She's like, cool, cool, cool, me too, and Rebecca, okay, wait, so that it goes like this, the um Kenny goes, my family didn't say

I love you. We express our love by saying like and they bleeped out, what do you think? He said, he's a bitch, but hey, bitch for her, she was like, I'm glad I'm in the fantasy suite with him. That's cool. Yeah, I don't say I love you. I'll call you a bit. By the way, he also walked into the fantasy and sweet he goes, oh man, this place is bigger apartment, red flag, red flag, let's move you face. Let's roommates too, and the lizards. I don't even have a skull wall.

I can't wait to get you to my home. Doesn't smell like ferrets, no ferrets, no glory all. There's not pizza on the floor. They don't got nothing a table. Whoa la la bang, I never a bed. Hey, put the bedding in your bag for my place. Damp food. It's amazing. The toilet flushes. Oh my god, this is paradise. They got no nightlight. I have a nightlight any rate. That's a hole in my room, my bed. Where's the firearms?

That'll be fine, he goes. So I said I love you, something that I say, but with you, I really know that I love you. I love you too. Took me funny years to find the love of my life. Mari loves Kenny, and Conny loves and Mari. Let's fuck. I love it. I love Kenny. I have such a love spot for Kenny. I think Kenny's probably had like a tough road in life, judging by his art, artwork on his body and this need to be naked all the time, his nudity and his boy band cover band, the creativity

in the tattoo. I feel like there's like a twos, like there's a story, a tooth missing here and there. There's a tooth, there's a tooth gap. Yeah, so I've pready covered by I love Kenny. Yeah. Cue the black stripe. Yes cue the black stripe. That's a great band. That's a great band. Black Represents Firm. It's a brother sister duo. It's actually the boy that jumped out of the plane and a sister. I can't play a car. We'll use it. We'll use it, all right, it's a good percussion. Keep

so then Maresa and Kenny. She's like, you know, um, I have to say I need an engagement. I want assurance. I need to be reassured you are my person. She's gonna this is gonna be a daily thing, like you have to propose to her daily. She's like, He's like, well, an engagement makes me nervous. My mom hasn't met you. And he goes, But I don't want to fumble everything I've ever wanted. It's like the show battles. Rational thought constantly like probably my mom like, but then we're on

the show, so we should just get married. Here we go, here, get your tissues out. I've wanted a sort of family, of a dream dream of mine since I was twenty one. A Sunday morning, this is so sweet. My wife's asleep. There's a little feet that comes in. It's like, Daddy, I'm hungry. Demon. I'm sorry, Daddy, hit me. It's not of this earth. It's a little red demon. I crawled out of your wife's vagina. Turns out my wife's not alive. That's why she's sleeping. A demon crawled out of ernest

lived in there the whole time. Anyway, let's tragled that pitch. But I want to be in my omelet and I make the omelet and then I call the cops and I want this with you. But it's a dream, you know. It's dream, a wild dreaming every man has that. He goes, Daddy, I want cookies. It is, but it's also nutritionally, it's just like mama. Mama says that, like your mama's did have the Chinese food from last Tuesday. I've killed your mom. I'm gonna kill you if you keeping for cookies. You

dumb twice. And that's your dream. That's a dream. It was weird. Dream is every Sunday morn day. I think it's that I shouldn't eat before bed. But I don't know what's your dream? What do you do you now? Okay, Well I wake up and I'm not fucking j Riley. My dream a rock or my finger, and it's in a live finger. So then he goes Mama says, like, can't see cookies that mama wakes up time no clothes on the cookie plot and then here we go when I see you, I see Sunday Mornings, did cry it

was good? Yeah, it was good for your consideration, I mean, Ritchie, easy like Sunday Morning has always been. I couldn't get the rights or they would have. I need to hear that right now. I need we play that, Tanna. I'm easy like a dead woman in my bid. Alright, fine, easy like a dead woman. Easy because I'm Riley Katie. Now Katie ran out to get permission. Lionel rich space Katie, listen, Esse Palmer, Lionel, It's Katie. I'm in the production team.

So then she goes, I know for certain, I love you. This is it? That was so? Yes, I loved it. You a U C Sunday Morning. It was good. That was good. And then yeah, yeah, I think that. I think that to me, they have a better shot than uh Kenny, what about Serena? And I think they have a better shot than screen and Joe. I do too, just because of it just feels like there's I don't know, they just feel like they are. It does feel like

a grown man dating a younger person. Whereas with them it feels like, Yeah, I'd say Riley feels more grounding, but I definitely feel like there's good and and she's like and then she wants to get married. I don't think she's there to be an influencer, like I think she wants a HUZ. This is my question. I forgot, um all these women, they're all what like two to five those three, it seems My question is did they start dating when they were in kindergarten. Maurice says she's

never been on a date. Yeah, first date was eating. She's never been on a date. She looked at Montana. No, because like the amount of breakups, I don't think I could open up in the struggles and I'm like, you're so seriously like it's so dramatic for twenty two year old to say that. Yeah, I will say, I feel like my wounds from high school, like at the time, were like so much larger than any adult wounds ever, you know what I mean, we're like that like a

guy school. Maybe that's why I mean, did you have high school wounds? Uh? Now you were popular? No? No, no, no, I mean I had I had girlfriends that you were like king of the Prom weren't you you were you were homecoming king? Yes, but I was, but but but because I was, But I was like a jokey, joke cute easy. Yeah. I mean it wasn't like the hot stud. I was like just I was the jokey, jokey guy and and and I had a couple of girlfriends, but nothing serious. I get my heart broken easily. It was

very sensitive. So did you have wounds at twenty two from like high school and college? Stuff? From family ship? But that's how you become interested. Honestly, the first person I fell in love with my married her like that, my Sander and we did you have wounds from high school? From Sandra Bullock? That's so crazy. We're both married. I was married to You know, we need to stop recording legally, legally it has to stop, Katie. Are you okay? Yeah? Oh? Oh?

As cat as cat freaks. You have a whole room full of cat freaks. You're a whole rufful of like I mean, a kidney. Look at that one. This is a person who likes cats a you kids, This is a cot Okay, okay, And you know what, I'm so glad we could have this cat meeting because a lot of people are not on our cat team. You've got your cat shirt on. I knew where I was coming. The uniform I prefer to look at as a uniform. I just like, I really go like method, I'm just

covered in cat hair. I do that too, that's underneath here. That's what's happening. Okay, since then here we go fantasy suitets. Kenny walks in nude with tacos at his dick, as you do when you're trying to get engaged the nuance, and he's like, she's not like, oh no, Kenny not Yeah, yeah, like right at dick level. She eats it at level. That's how these two are gonna make it. Yeah, yeah, they're gonna make it. So. By the way, there's a lot of food sex this year. A couple of food sex,

and then so Joe and Serena. That's food sex. Guy the grocer, he's the only one who's not food fucking well, he says, he goes, you know, I got there. I never to this point before, but I I thought i'd be nervous, but I'm not. In my head. She did you want to marry me? Got away to say, you're talking about them splits. I don't think they've done it yet. They did it that night. I think that was the first time they did it. I don't know it's the first,

the first time something like that. He said, we took good to the next level and all that. I basically I got it on with that. We get it spiritually. We talked about our parents and then we fucked. Yeah. Yeah, basically, I've got sexty squad. Yeah. I said, what's your credit score? Other ones? You're working at the fucking grocer, every level. What you got student loans, I'll be paying. You've got crack card debt because that's a high percentage rate and

I'm not taking your fucking debt on. Wait, so he's thirty five. Yeah, he feels a little older than that, and she does feel older than that. I want to say to our listeners, I was not in on Joe at the beginning of the season, and your podcast host can admit I completely have I adored Joe, and I want to say my journey has changed. I'm completely all in.

I was I misread. I was wrong about Joe. I'm glad to hear they're still together, because I guess I was kind of worried just watching it that it's just all based on like they're both so cute. Didn't the socks. He's such a bad dresser. Best he could do that when he asked her to marry him was jeans, no socks, and penny loafers like pointy pointy pointy like Oxford loafers on the beach, you know how, like Sandy. That would be just he's a good looking guy. He needs to

be dressed differently. Yeah, you need at he's tading lane. I noticed that one who's walking. I was like, tall, he's tall, he's handsome. I think he's going to age well, like he's the wrinkles are good, like happy. Yeah, she's she needs to clean him up. Okay. And she's gorgeous. She's adorable. She's Canadian. We love Canadian. She's Cannani indeed, er are you all right? Are you okay? Yeah? Okay, are you all right? She's going to be difficult, Okay,

maybe do you have do you have an experience? Nobody said anything on this side for a while. You know, no, I did you know Canadian? I did a lot of younger women and way because they're young z. She's like I mean back to jen A, like we had to go back to the beginning of the alphabet. Is going to be trying to make her happy. She seems so we're not a Serena, right, that's right. She seems she seems low key and like key, older than twenty three, but still you are what you are. She has Canadian

by five years. Danna. Just remember remember early on in the season where she's like, I don't she didn't want to hang out with Thomas because she didn't want to be involved in the Aaron Thomas drama, and then immediately went back to the beach and goes Trent. This is what Thomas said about Trent. I don't remember about her that I'm like drama. But here is some information that will really upset someone on the beach. I don't remember that.

I don't remember that. I don't like I'm cheering for them. She's she's she's. I just feel like she's she's gonna be tough to date. Yeah, I have something. Um, they they don't live anywhere near each other, and I think she's I think it basically he's like Chicago. It's Chicago. Does he live with his mom in a grocery store. We've all established he lives on a shelf. Right, he sleeps under the bed of carrots. Yes, yeah, he's the little man who somebody emailed us that he does not

own the grocery store anymore. He's not a grocer anymore. He could have been more honest about that. The scene when he was like packing to leave his mom was there, like make sure you right vegetables. Yeah, I don't think maybe, let's see, let's let's right. I don't want to date somebody that lasagna. I don't want to date somebody that lives with their mom is an adult. No, and I hope he doesn't. Maybe he doesn't. That's tough to hear. But okay, let's move on. Keep her place. Not all

women feel like that. Let's think it's okay, do you have your own apartment in the base? You guys have a studio? Well, no, it's a dupe. Okay, great? Ye did your mom live with you? Yeah? No, I'm just kidding. And she lives in England. That's how you do it. Yes, do you guys not listen to his podcast where she sometimes appears. Thank you? I thought that she was British, but in was like I thought she was like, used to live in Wisconsin. Okay, we're in England. A small

town called Stoubridge in the West Midlands. Is that near Little Compton, England? Actually my family lived on Compton Road growing up. That's so yeah, that's where the original that's where the Little Compton genated. Okay, anyway, since so then, okay, here we are. We got guys. We only four many a year in West Midlan. I remember eating. I had the cabbage for sixteen months. Okay, back to my lazy Susie. Are you trying to get to the Harry Potter School

in English? I couldn't get in, didn't no pass code. The Hogwarts al right, so here we go. Here we go. So then they go, all right, so we've got the thing. We've got the so then and then he goes, wow, we took at to the next level physically emotionally, Mari's like, I'm in love with Kenny Riley, and Marissa is like, this is my person best summer ever. You know, I do want an engagement because I haven't mentioned I wanted engagement. I wanted engagement. He's like, um, I'm gonna think somewhere

to day. She's like what I anywhere? Put your jump stud on. Get those lashes on, girl, get in it. It's seven thirty am here. Um, there's no way. Your neighbors are like, she's fine, Like she's recording the show. You're you're officially also playing Mari. Oh my god, I got the part. Thank you so much. We're gonna have a lot of scenes together. Yeah, okay, great, it's hot. So then so then, um, so she's in tears. That's right, yes, yes, I remember she was on the fence and then Kenny

her hand. So then do you want so that we're down on the beach and Kenny's like, whoa, this is crazy, this is insane engagement me Kenny Murray goes to take a knee and she oh, these old bones, old bones, just red bonesties, not even old that I just want to be around her all the time. I love the girl. She's like, I hope he proposes, Murray. I came here with an open heart and high hopes and old bones. My heart had been operated on to be clear recently due to age. This is in my at a clock

in an artery arterial clocks. I had to open it up. This is my second dick in parodye cans. But I'm here to tell you I will love you as long as the tick chicken I got about six months, Doc says, whose tick is it? My brothers, listen, I'm the kid whose skydive. I've had a lot of surgery since then. Remember that first boy band I managed, Remember one guy disappeared. It's his chick. Remember the Broketown the band I told you I managed. It's one of their dicks. I'm not

sure which one. I don't know what honestly, at the quirky one, I believe the goofy one who laid on his side for the group shops. It's called we needed someone to say a little bit more high pitched, so I grabbed his chicken ripped it off. I think it was Matthew I e the Canadian's Blue goes. I love the girl. Come here. I'm nervous, my I'm so fucking in loving. I can't see like without you, I can't imagine like without you. Old man, he's gonna have like

the James Brown got to help him up. Baby. What did she say, my eyes don't work? Did she say, yeah, I can't hear much hard out here where she was like yes, and he goes it. He gives the ring and he goes, it's big, right, I did good, And then she goes. He goes the first time I've ever seen one of these. It wouldn't surprise me if we found out it was a little boy who made a wish of his altar. It was kid wish. It was kid wish this whole time. It was season of kid Wish.

We followed one child on his journey to be a boy band manager in his early forties. All the Star tattooes, I don't just give me a star, Kenny, it's sun the point I need to step in with the stars. No more stark, okay, I like stars, legal universe. And then he goes I asked Marie to Mari and they says, we're getting engaged. Yeah, we're getting engaged. He's like, no, we are him and I him. I'm mating a girlfriend, Kenny.

Him and I are getting engaged again. Once I figured out, just tell your name, I'm going to tattoo it on my delty. Hopefully it's got a star in it. If we add a couple for they married, am star and then star again, all perfect You is the one you're gonna love my shoe box. You gotta shrink down to an eighteenth of your original size to live what I do. I gotta a gun, baby, you gotta love the Troy oh Man. How do you feel about trampolines? It doubles the beds? You have a bag that eleven year old?

Yeah one so hard you hit your head in the bunk beds. You want to eat in the tacos kids? Kid, Hey, by the way, I live inside Del Taco. Is that cool? I gotta set of bunk beds where the griller is dell Spanish busy while all the old bones loads of your sex. I've got a few trips around this sun every day, actually for forty years. I'm back. I'm seeing because I'm looking at my flesh like that. My fiance. Next up, Marisa is devastated. Like she shows up in

her royal blue jumpsuit. He's like, she's nervous. He's like, you show me what a real man was? Do you show me fairy tales exist? It includes me have cream and toes, pigs, being moist hornet horney morning for your moist panic. And then you know what it truly is possible. I want to make you mine forever. I can, I can love you. I am in love with you. You make me feel safe and protected. You make me more more. I can't read this, like sevens you can't read it,

and we're all screwed if you can't read it. So later, it's like three in the morning. By this the cocaine run out. I pick you're writing with a feather a candlelight. The more, the more that I will run. Yes, what does that say? Feeling like we're goosebumps. My eye can feel the goosebumps on my arm. That I that feeling is love. I love you, but I have stuff to you from our first date. But I need to be sure.

I just need to be sure. That's said, Oh my god, he funked with a girl that can't handle her feeling kneeling hurt. Will you marry me? I love this man? Like yes, yes, I'm married, And Kendall's like, not so fast. I don't I ran out of someone gets some CBD Ford Okay, she's when he's he's this is the third time he set it up, set her up for like but he shouldn't be down there, he shouldn't have likeical comic sweat airplane bro airplane sweats. Yeah, he shouldn't have

done it. It wasn't right to do it at the engagement with her well just yeah, just for her own complexion. Like I just feel like the sweat pouring it just ruins. Is the island too hot to shoot on at this point? It feels like it might be really hot? They're all dying. Yeah, and the boom boom room is here, I'll marry you. Get off the speed. It's like it's like your elbow pus and semen and they got to get a blue the only light that you can turn out to be a blue light. Yeah, oh it's not going to be,

it just says rightly, and just the hell. Yeah, That's think I kept thinking about Kenny is like can he actually fucked everybody in the boom boom room? Yes, they all did. They sucked in the boom room, but Kenny DEMI in the boom boom room. And then I love when Kenny was like, look, we've been through some stuff. I sucked everybody sucked everybody such exactly so he did. She threw his cake, the cake, he really did. She dumped him. She tried to go out with Chason Oh Mariah,

yeah yeah, she made it. Yes, but he reacted in a way where he was like I see you that and raised you. I'll fumi in the boom boom. Yeah. I mean, but Demi demanded it wanted to go back. Yeah, that was her kid wish. By the way, kid wished gotten real adult all a couple of seasons, you guys, not even kids anymore? Really, Yeah, no, it's a great season. It's just again, the root of it was a child's wish. And here we are and yeah, show time a lot

of notes. Yeah, okay, So then we come to so then we come to you want to keep it moving? No no, no, I just I interrupted you after you said no, no, no no. So Candle comes down and she was like, so then we have we have Joe's on the beach. She's like, he walks down, he took his socks off, he put on his best bank loafers, and he's like and she He's like ready, He's like this is that I love this girl kind of gauge and like the producers are the meanest trash hoole. They

should have sent her down. Like that's what I was going to ask if that was a flight. Okay, it's because they're all staying at the same hotel, right with Ivan who knows the production creach every just give him the happy ending. Yeah, it was very strange. It had to feel really weird for her. She had to be taking that walk, like what am I doing that? I feel like, how much do you want to be on TV?

That you can keep agreeing to this at a certain point to say she's gorgeous, Scott, she's so good, and I came here to say it's over. He's like, yeah, no, I know, and you are ready. She's gorgeous. I'm happy for you all. I think that's very hot, but she's not over it. I'm also making six d and eight six dollars a quarters. If I say more than five lines, I get a bump and she's like, I've always cared

about you. And he was like I know. He goes, look, I think you're a catch, and I think you'll always be a catch. He's so classy with her. Yeah, he'd handle that well. Yeah, when he was like, it's okay, yeah, he's very straight. Cat. Yeah, she's I love cats. Yeah, it's like a stray lizard. Yeah. I also like lizards a little bit of It's like having a bear in your neighborhood. Are cute to get bigger? Rip your face. So then Joe starts walking down the beach and Joe contemplative,

lone walk. This is where a great shot. This is a long marathon for me, guys writing this out, and this is where my brain starts, like firing can tell a lot more blood on the later page. Hi, Danna, I really liked Joe walking away. Yeah, I was like, is he just going to walk into the ocean. There was a great static shot where he's just like watching

walking leaves the shop, Yeah, stays there empty. Yeah, he's definitely old Man by the Sea, having well speaking old Man by the Sea, having Kenny and Maury watch it all and be the commentators from the booth like the hell is she doing here? This is crazy? I love it. I love Kenny. I love to stop this. She's like, oh my god, what am I your? You too? So

then she goes to then Serena goes. You know, there was a time in my life like when I was eight that I know, that's when I was like very cynical about it, like you literally when I was younger I was, and then Joe heads over to her and he goes. He goes, I am head over heels in love with you, Serena. I gotta be honest. My acts showed up on the beach and are you okay? I know I would be like, are you fucking kidding me? Bitch?

Play out of here, taking the earrings out? Where is she? Yeah, hold on, hold on to my hoops so that she goes, it's you know, it's really scary, like what I what I feel right now? And he goes. But you know you took saying I love you first. You said I'm thinking about following love with your first. Now it's my done. I will never stop loving you. My family's gonna kill me, is what she said. They got engaged. I couldn't even

write out any more details. I wasn't well. The good news is that Serena is on the new season of kid Wish, so finally age appropriate. They were so cute. You don't think they're going to make it? I do, well? What good bachelor? Yeah? Who would who would you say? What would you put in your order of most likely to make it to leaset? Marissa most likely Marissa and Riley then Joe and Serena, Yeah, then Joe Serena, then that's what I. Yeah, Kenny. The Kenny Demi diversion, to

me is a bit of a red flag. It was, and I don't doubt that as a single forty one year old, I don't doubt that he's like this is perfect. But he was very strange. A couple of times during it he was like done with it. He was with Demi. Then once he was kind of done with that, then he was back here. Then he was like, I'm so in love with you. It just felt very meandery, whereas the other two felt very do. I feel like the problem was Mari, where he was like I'm all in

on you. I didn't want to do this ship and all the women were like, give me some Kenny. And then Mary's like I may have to be open to Chason, and he's like, what the ship all right? Like it's like he went nuclear. He dideliciting. It was someone else's stick that led him to true, it's merely a compass that Kenny again can drop it. Matthew, he's sucking coral. It's like it's like it's like like a cheese grade,

like a nubby little stump of like a tuna. Can I just say there was a point where they're all cheers at the end like we're engaged, and you hear very clearly kenn Of goes, yeah, we're engaged, and then it ends and I was like, whoa there was He was like the the whole time. David be like, we're so exciting. Kenny's like, yeah, we're so excited, and I'd be like, Kenny is realizing what's happening. Yeah, Like we know nothing about Kenny's family, We know nothing. They can't

say I love you, They can't I love you. I mean, I think Kenny's had a hard road. You don't become a boy band manager by being bathed in ivory or that's what cover? Bad cover ban, cover cover band? What are some of the boy bands thing? What are the cover bands? Man got the crab kids, We got jumping squads, you got you got broke back, we got broken back? Yeah, those guys are we got boys, drobs, lemon squares on the block on the block. We have new kids on

the block, but these are the new kids. These made the newer, newer kids on the block. With cats. We had a bunch of them. So then it was a great It was a great outro, great retrospective. Yeah, that what happened to everyone from that? That Abigail and uh Noah and together we're back together, so let me find out. Also, it doesn't feel like everybody just wants publicity. I can't imagine going back with a person who pretended to cry

on that level, you know what I mean? Like I maybe if you didn't notice, but if you saw the show and went back, you'd be like, hey, this guy's like you, like yeah, like Christian Bale and American psycho level of not present, right, But that's how blinded they are. But I know, yeah, and they're too attractive you yet you're blind. I want you to know because I'm opening up my computer to read the reviews and I just we just got a text from Maryland Rice Cup that said, Okay,

now I want to go to Paradise. I don't know what that's about, but there she wants to be in Paradise. You guys, that's big. That's big. I'd watch. I'd be a big fan of watch. Watch. Who would she hook up with if she was if the guys that were there, who would have been her guy who would go to text Maryland? Right now, I would woman a text her. I'll text her. Which guy would you want? Okay, keep it talking? Okay, well, well it's it's you know, is it like? Well, I'm I'm off a divorced. She did

look at I love hate the engagement part. Oh my god? Can we get a picture of her? I would want her. I would want to see her with Thomas, but I feel like maybe it would be more Joe the grosser. Right, it depends if she wants to take a summer off and like, you know, not have a serious thing or is it this is forever? Um? You guys? Can I just say what an incredible group of humans? Can I

read it? Here's a review we got you guys were trying to get to ted has them By the end of the year, we made it to one point six. So many great reviews this week. Here's one five stars from B P E R four Is this you? Is this? This is? Well? Read it? And then let's talk five stars sounds chefs kiss uh. This podcast is truly one of the best parts of my week. Even though I hate spoilers. Just like arden true story, I often find myself listening to the podcast first and then watching the

show episodes. It makes it more enjoyable to look out for the hilarious the hilarious moments that are talked about on the podcast. I literally laugh out loud Chef's kiss to Arden and the production team for bringing on the best. Guess that's you, guys. I feel like I feel like you're all my best friends. Never stop doing it. But you're doing your national treasure? Are those your Is that your friends? Yea, my best that's the closest I've been to the best friend, my best friend, pr what's that

name is leg Binds? Best to give us a nice review? Okay, you can also so you can also email us at Rose podcast at gmail dot com. All right, here's an email we got from Sarah Cantor, the woman that I went to high school with. This is how you're going to reconnect. Okay, Okay, wait, um, here we go. Love the podcast. I can always count on you all to make me laugh at a very inappropriate times when I listened to you at work. I'm a nurse, and belly

laughs at three am can be hard to explain. I'm rewatching this b I P season in preparation for the finale, and I saw that Demi Brandon one on one again from the second episode. I don't remember that. Oh yeah, Brendan wondering if they had hooked up and then Piper had showed up with the rest of Paradise. Been so upset on Demi's behalf. Just wondering. Love the production team, Dana, Katie, Doug, Benton, the Captain, all the lords are the gas chefs. Kiss Damn.

I forgot the Demi called Brandon out on the way to Piper in the beginning. Never mind. Okay, there we go. That's kind of that's an email. There you go. Yeah, you guys, here's our final tweet of the weeks for the season. There were so many funny ones. I'm going to read about twelve. You just did a good yet enjoying to you said you tweet. All right, there's like twelve I'm reading and we're gonna we're so many funny ones. Heads up, there's a bunch. Okay, ready, so keep in

your mind which ones you like? Okay, this is from our new Can we just say our rookie of the Year of the tweeters just Tan Paul Spade. He's been so good. Ad Justin Spade, Dean and Kaylyn talk exactly like scientologists do when they're being deposed by the fens. Yes, Um, Ryan Paulson at our pauls and photo. Becca thinking Thomas is too good to be true is probably a good call, because by far the single biggest red flag about a dude is Becca liking you. All right. This is with

a photo. Okay, so there's the photo. This is from eight thousand facets Thomas audition for The Bachelor and three two one, and it's a man really fake crying. Okay. Um. This is from Susanna Krivolskaya at Susannah Thomas crying to Becca, but I'm six sacks. This is from just Tam Paul Spaid a just ten Spaid. Gotta hand it to Thomas. He's got the exact same acting chops as iced tea. His eyes were drier than in mid eighties British sitcom.

This is from Susannah Chris Chris Scalia at Susannah. Now that Ed has been released from Bachelor in Paradise, he can go back to the place he belongs, the set of Greece. Oh God, that's so good. Okay, all right, here we go. This is from Just and Paul Spade at Just His Spade. It's a bummer James and Anna didn't work out their spawn. Would death be able to fill the roles of German soldiers in every World War two movie for like two think about you? Oh my god?

Um This is from Jenny d at Jenny seven one three? Can we have a shared host slash grammar police role where they step in and say and I's relationship is not proper grammar. This is from Mrs right at Girl without a Chat. I have a feeling that Aaron and James will soon spend a night at the Roxbury and the rest, as they say, will be the Nectar Club history. Okay um. This is from Lauren Purple Undersquaz. This is the second guy that has left Tier for a man.

I got okay um? All right? Then we have three D de Rito at josh All. The first time I've ever related to a man on this show was when Kenny bent over and said these old Oh. This is from death Vot at Basebone one. I see Dean and Kaylyn are back to celebrate paradise with their biannual shower. This is where Mrs right at Girl that a tat. I think they've spun Kendle Off into her own show, Bachelorette. Lost in Paradise Let is from Cheyenne Constant at Trixie Firecracker.

I don't know why, but forcing someone to keep their poofy eighties head band on while being dumped just seems cruel. All right, we'll do a few more. This is from Donna Ray Gibbs at Donna Ray Gibbs really rethinking these skinny jeans as I get down on one knee, Mari, will you say bye bye bye? Cheer you? That is the final one. At Trixie Firecracker, Kenny, we were tested a k A. I went to the boom boom room with Demi. You threw my birthday cake in a fire,

and we violated tacos together. All right, I'm gonna say, Greece is for sure? Sure, so is uh Paradise Kindle in Paradise? Sorry? That was the final two, like leaving the man for another man? And I also like the German spaw on the should we do? Should we do? Grease and man? Those are all honorable men. I feel like grease and man for man? Does that feel acceptable to everybody? I feel good with those. Okay, here we go, Final two. Okay, okay, oh the cattle, all right in paradise.

What do you think in Paradise? Lost in Paradise, It's very funny to picture never finding keep showing suitcase, whether it's perfect. All right, we're gonna, We're gonna. Here we go our final two. Susannah at crew both guy coming it hot for the first time. Nice at Susanna. Now that Ed has been released from Bachelor Paradise, he can go back to the lease. He can go back to the place he belongs, the set of Greece, or or

Oh Boy, Oh God, or Lauren at Purple Underscore. Hayes, this is the second guy that has left Tier for a man. Are you went? You went, Canda, I have to Paradise. I'll do Paradise. We're gonna remove that. I'm sorry, We're going back to this is the real second one. Because you guys didn't laugh hard enough. Here we go. What's is Mrs Wright at Girl without a Chat? I think they've spun Kendle off into her own show. Batchelorette lost in Paradise. Alright, alright, I'm gonna let you be

the final decider. What Greece or Austin Paradise? Yeah, I gotta I gotta go with the greatest movie of all time, And I'm going to go with Greece, Dana and I'm gonna go Greece, Katie Levine, Greece feel felt so crucial, diminished, no longer the power of dreamt of yielding. And now I get how many votes? Just Warner a bunch? You know what, I'm going to give you seven votes, so I'm going to also go Greece. You get to have eight votes. Well, so this is not your kids wish?

What's it gonna be? You just need six? Actually to be we want to we want to take it over the top, though, really hammer it is it going to be Greece or Lost in Paradise? I feel bad for Lost in Paradise because it's gonna be Greece. Grease reaction is too was too amazing At Suna is released? Saw that has been released? You can go back to what happened? Try the merry girl I met yesterday and then play Where's My Team? Bert can take it as belongs to

the set up. Greece. You another season? We really our work is done here? What a season? Garett finally made the squad jersey. You know what, you can have me. You can have a puzzle of me with my cat. You had when you get that puzzle that yeah, I think Garett, that's where you get your on the team. Now. Yeah, you're welcome. I'll do it with my cat. That's you can do it. There you go, you're welcome. Yeah, meet the authors. There you go. Yeah, exactly. Don't be too

horny or moist. I'll keep rags near the boy. It's a money shot. It's all over bar from Stranger Things to Face. Okay, Rob, what would you like to promote? Oh? Man, Um, Well, I've got a couple of shows on Netflix right now, Lucifer the final season and also a show called On the Verge where there's a French thing in it. Uh. Yeah, I've got my own podcast where Kings and Kings of the podcast. You've never had me on that podcast. I would love to have you on. Okay, I don't even

follow it. That's how you see your name right. Also have a couple of shows on television right now, the Sunday Package, UM where I scream with the New York Giants UM and They'll never win again. Uh, they just want on Sunday, everybody calm down. Uh, just just doing some stand up and other stuff you can just find on Aaron K. Foley dot com. Great, and then you know, just trying to accept the Lord into my heart. I love that. Good luck with um. I've accepted Lord a

long time ago and it's been unbelievable. You can go to Gareth Renold dot com. I have stand up dates. So you can go to dollar podcast dot com where I have a dollar Podcast dates, or listen to the Dollar one of the two, or do all of them. And you're gonna be joking off onto a puzzle and I'll be whacking into a puzzle with a cat that looks like mine. My cats also on Instagram. Okay, so that's fine. My cat has been made out of paper, mush poppier, mushy. Oh gosh, you're the French one. I

will be doing cocaine for the first time. That's an okay number to have called. That's not worrying. Answer it. Answer it. I cannot as on speaker answer to put it on. I called me twice. Answer it. They've got a good deal for you, Garett. Is it cocaine calling. Okay, um, I my book is now out on paperback. We are on Patreon, We are doing um, we're ending f Boy

Island soon. One of our listeners apparently Bachelor Paradise Canada starts soon, which we really want to watch, and one of our one of our listeners says they're going to tell us how to watch, So that would be a fun one to do next because Alex the Russian is on it, as is who who's the other one? Dana? Uh, the guy the Canadian who took Ashley Eyes Virginity is the bartender seven Kevin seven Astrid broken? No, No, he's the bartender. He's well, he's well, what is ken bachelor

Bachelor in Paradise Canada? I thought this was Bachelorette Lost, Lost Paradise. Um. Um, so you can join our Patreon Danna Katie, thank you for your service, all your thank you for the flyers that you make. Thank you for much editing out all of our shenanigrams. Um. What would you like to promote I'm just at? Anna Hosta on Twitter, keep tweeting do you think you're better than I'm at? Katie? Underscore money on Instagram and please go adopt a dog

or a cat from your local shelter. I'm at Arden Marine M Y R I N and I also want you to adopt a dog. I'm at lipstick dot com. We'll also be doing our musical review of Lost in Paradise. Filled it out. I will be the prop master. Oh, Jarley ars over leg not your call. You name just kicked over all? Right, now, let's record one recording, right, do one now that we know what we want to say, Let's do one from Jesse Jesse Palmer three, he's a

terrible quarterback. Well, you guys, another season down. Thank you for all of our listeners. We really appreciate you. Will be back doing draft picks. And then I can't wait for Michelle's season, can't She's stopped. It's all cool and they put all their money, not a Katie season where they had to do the breaking bad highat edition by. This is going to be for yal okay, bye bye bye. Oh yeah, it's going to get all opinion today. It feels so good. I just got one of the bushi girl.

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