"DR. DICK!" w Arden's friend Whitney!!

My name is Art Marine, coming to you from my Bushie garage in Los Angeles, California. You guys, we have a very special treat with us today. It is girlfriend day here at the podcast. UM, I'm just gonna be picture this. You're a fan of Will You Accept This Rose? You listen to you listen every week? You love it. You are such a fan that you actually come out of retirement as a drawer and you that's what they

call people who make things. You're a drawer. And uh, this is the person who am I If you saw last week on Instagram my friend who drew that gorgeous, gorgeous portrait of Clayton Clayton Clayton with the hoodie and Hillary Clinton's jacket as a center, and then me flying the plane with Mittens. And then she also drew me becoming a champion. Okay, so she is a giant fan of the podcast. So today we were supposed my god, oh my god, she just held off a champion. Hot

wow wow. Okay. So I've also read her text recently, which we'll get to in a second. But this is a person who it's just a fan of the podcast, is my friend and um, so today we were supposed to have on Lacy and Miles, you know who we love. They were both supposed to come on, and last minute both of them canceled and we were like, oh shit, and I thought, you know what would be fun. Let's see if my friend Whitney would come on the put now. For at first it was just Miles that had canceled.

So I reached out to Whitney. I was like, do you want to come on with Lazy Age. I was like, oh my god, nervous but excited. Nervous, very nervous but excited. But I was like, you'll be on with late and then so you arrive and then this, and again just a fan and a friend. She arrives and between the time that you were at your house had agreed so generously to come over. We find out Lacey canceled and you arrived, and you are now the most featured guests. You won the contest. You are so on behalf of

all the fans listening. Just picture getting a text at the very last minute. I mean like you are the one and only guest on the Home Talent episode. Ladies and gentlemen, my friend, and beautiful drawer and a full if this is not becoming a champion rising to the challenge, my friend, Whitney. Welcome to the program, Whitney so much. It's an honor, it really is. Now you've lived in

Los Angeles a long time. I believe you've probably been around some stars sometimes have you ever been a star struck as when when the production team walked in, I got so excited and she met of course Arianna Dr Bennett and a hand I'm Montana Danaannajosne and you can pick it just She'll answer to anything. And then of course it was a doctor in order. Katie Levine came in.

How did you have you ever been so star struck. No, And my favorite thing is where I sort of closed my eyes a little bit so I could hear the voices. That's really like such an like it really takes you like I'm back in my jog hearing you guys talking. Well, I want to say that recently I was with you at a birthday party and you said, God, I need to meet Anna. I just feel like you're like Dr Branana.

I just really feel like we would be friends. That's true. Well, again the podcast, it's like I'm listening to my friends as I go from my job in the morning. So now I'm really here with you guys that you've never met me before. Now I've we've read You've really taken the Champion, and we'll talk more about this later during the the We've got so many great reviews and emails

about the Champion. But let me ask you this question, and I don't even need to explain the origin aside from today, what did you do to become a champion this week? Oh my god, I've done everything to become a champion. I mean I woke up, I went to doctor's a boatman. I went to see doctor Dr Brnanta, you gotta scan with Dr Bernetta. Okay, but you alter you text me a really great thing where your husband because your wife material. But he was feeling down about himself.

He was feeling very down about himself, um with his job. And I was like, you know what, you just need to start saying that you're a champion and it's going to work out. And then he had a giant deal go through. Yeah, I said, it is because you have been channeling Arden and saying that you're becoming a champion. That's right, because to me, it's all about pushing through negative self talk and taking healthy risks. Yes, okay, And I don't mean to be starting a multilevel marketing girls.

It's like if that's much do we have to pay to continue? Sixty nine dollars? Everything isn't very inc You get some jaggings. It was what is the one that, um, what's her name? Does? Wh who's the one that Kate? Kate Fabli fab Letting, fab letting? Lulu Roe was good. I met those women fascinating where watch What Happens Live sage as the bartenders like Andy Cole was promoting the Pyramids. Wow, that is hot. By the way, here for he's a full champion. He's a full champion. What did you do

to become a champion this week? This week I shot a whole Yes. And you had to really advocate for that too. Yes, I did. I had to a hundred meetings leading up, but you did it. I did it. We got it done, and I feel like a champion. Would you do to become a champion this week? Katie? Um? You know what I did? That's cool. I started composting. Not by myself. Yeah, scared of bugs, yes, noting that's non champion thing. But you know what it is, I admit it. I'm a champion. That's you're allowed to bet.

There's a company in l A called Compostable and for thirty dollars a month, they will drop off a ban. You fill it up for two weeks, they come pick it up and they give you a new man and it's and it all goes to like they use the dirt that they make in community gardens. It's awesome. That is a champion. Here's what Okay, I got called up to our ore. The guy that coaches US tennis, the

maniac that is Brent texted me Friday. Are called Leader Brand he reveal too much about what he looks like or where he's from, because we don't want anyone to catch you know. But he texted me Friday morning and he was like, you have to come play at nine. I was like, because that was an advance one the guy that that, the one who swits urine, who yelled at me whose birthday? I think I sweat urine ever since you said, well there's one whose birthdays nine eleven.

So that so I've avoided that. So he was like art and comes with the advance. And so I was like, absolutely not, No fucking way, absolutely not. I'm not reading. He was like, just come. I said no, you told me to do it. I texted you, you said be a champion. I did it. I had a nice time with nine eleven, and he complimented me. He complimented me,

and I showed up. It was definitely an exercise in managing my own panic a few times, but I did it and he complimented me and I and that was a huge thing because in the past, there's no way I would have done that. All right, well, can I just tell you that when my when you texted me about this today and originally saw something come up. I was doing something else and you just see a little bit of the text and it was like our fourth fell out And I honestly thought you were asking me

to play tennis with you. Yeah, obviously like a champion. Oh okay, but we're But when you realize you were getting caught up to like the most important major league, I mean, this is I'm nervous, are you. Yeah, I'm gonna tell you. I'm gonna take these from make you just be present because guess what, you don't need it because you're an expert to tell us your journey. You

never watched The Bachelor, but you listen to the podcast. Yes, So when you and I became friends, I started listening to the podcast and then I was like, I can't. I can't do this show. Um. And then I was like, oh, I started watching just like the final like four episodes of it, and I was like okay, because I started realizing I don't know what the cast of characters look like. And then in the pandemic, I went full throttle. Yeah, I've been in it. Every single time you come to

the live show. I did. I was out of town. Okay, right, okay, okay, okay, but you're all in. I watch it every week. Um and well, my husband's fast asleep and I watch it, and I sometimes, you know, write you little. I love about it. Um yeah, and I'm I mean Clayton, Clayton, tell me, let's hear it. What do you think if it's your overall feelings. I just think he looks like

a giant. He was like surrounded by these like little small women, and I just think that I just the idea of having sex with him just is so revolted. I agree, I agree, watch him these women and I want to throw up. You know what it's like? Grosses me out? Such a jackhammer, can't you? Yeah, you're right, such a jackhammer. Oh my god, you're right. You're right.

She told me a funny story last week about like single Whitney back in the day who took the hit, who took the hit and made out with a guy and then and then he was like, will you do that? And she and she was like, if you're gonna kiss me, at least fucking kiss me properly. What did you say to this guy? I said, if you're going to slight I let me think exactly how this went down. So he was sort of like nudging up to me because I needed My friend was hooking up with a guy,

and so I was just taking the grenade. He took the grenade, and so he started like, you know, coming up on me, and then I was like, and I was like, listen, if you're gonna make out, you got to do it this way. And then I like jumped on top of him and made out like and then rolled off and was like, all right, I'm going to bed, and he's like, and he tapped me on the shoulder. He's like, can you do that again? And then you

said and I said, no, I'm going to bed. And then I woke up the next morning and somehow, I mean we ended, Oh my god, my friend and I did the full on walk of shame and then I had like a hickey on my neck. And then I was saying, like I met him at a bar, I would assume that the person is at least twenty one. Turned out, um he was, he was not. And then he asked his friend if he thought I might go

to his formal with him. How was that? I'm not sure if it was like a college, like maybe he was like a freshman my formal yeah, did you go to the formal? Nobody did keep asking because my friend end up dating the other guy for a coinal. Well, by the way, that shows you how good your instructions for kissing were there. You go, you might have to have maybe Clayton, if you'd made it like he might have been, Clayton would have been honored, would have really yes if he was there with me. Of course he

didn't know what he was doing obviously. So here we are in po pocosan Virginia Susie and she goes. She's like, um, they would do a jump and a leg wrap in the woods, and didn't she say to him, I'm gonna jump? Are you gonna jump on me? Was that Susie? Um? Rachel? That was Rachel? Um? So then we said so then Susie is so sweet, but she's goes Today we're gonna find out does Clayton like to be choked? And boy

did they just keep doing it. Tanna talked to me, Um, I was like, there's no way he likes to be choked. There have a goddamn kinky bone in his body. He doesn't know there's any other persisition the But that shows you how mainstream choking is now because I will say as again now somebody emailed in that they don't like me mentioning my divorce. I'm sorry, that's what happened in my life. Yeah, it's like, I don't know what to

tell you. Don't be afraid shit happen. But I will say, if you've been married for a minute, and if you don't listen to this podcast, you might not know. But the first thing everybody said after oh, I'm so sorry, is you're gonna get choked. And I was like, wait what? And they were like everybody was like, I have to warn you you're gonna get choked, and if you don't want to get choked, you need to let them know immediately.

And I'm like, what has happened on earth? Because that was not a thing like that was No one ever had to warn me that I was going to get choked, and has it happened. I haven't gotten that far with anybody. I haven't gone right to choking chokes, no first day chokes. I've only I've only done something like tongue kissing, no light choking yet, but I think I would. But now I know that you got to kind of like bring

it up. Apparently, it's like if it's universal enough that the that the producers of The Bachelor made like six choking jokes, everyone's getting choked. I think it is mainstream. Like you said, every is that mainstream that chokings that we talk about it like careful, I think you might like choking. Yes, that's right, Katie. Had you heard because you've been with the Anthony for a while, did you know that you nobody ever warned you that you might

get choked? No, even there ten years, this didn't happen. Well, I'm here to tell you anybody out there a long term I'm just saying, let me just like play a game of telephone with what happened to me. I was shocked and it was different age. People warned me I was going to get choked. It all, Yes, it's all because Warren, all of it. And then you know your person is cheating on you. I all of a sudden, they bring choking into the thank you with you with

the hot takes, that's right. If it's if they're not listening to this podcast, that's true. There they're a big fan of this podcast and we just gave you them ideas or yeah, that's right. Apparently. Okay, so then you like her pink jacket. She's a cutie pie. I like it, Okay, I literally looking at all their clothes. So it turns out I was actually looking and I was thinking, like, we've had some very on point fashion gals, like I felt like Joe Joe is a contestant, was always on point.

I would say Tasha was always on point. I feel like these are more just everyday gals, which I kind of appreciate. I feel like I could maybe go to Tzara and get the cult. Yeah, but Gabby definitely has some style, but I feel like I could afford it. Yeah. I feel like like you can go and get scare leather, creamy leather PI. I didn't know about Arizia until recently, and I just touch all the leather pants. Really, is it vegan leather or is that? I think it's all vegan.

It's so, it's only if only my insune were longer than a duck's, I would touch all those vegan I'll touch the leather pants, but I won't put them on. I need I need somebody to make a nice a line high waisted vegan leather. Wait. Okay, Okay, we're back. We're back. We're back. You have the cable around the can. Okay, okay, we're back. We're back. Guys. Look look, look, we're back. Why Arden got excited? Don't about Vegan Leather pointing out

her in scene. Yes, and accidentally used the cord of her mic to knock over her diet coke perfectly puddled on her notebook. So're gonna get real funny. Yeah, and she took away my notes so she could always pick up mine. It's all taken care of. She's back. She's back. She looks so cute with her little girl. It's a girl for girls Day, and said, this is one of my test drives of the DA day. Now, I put a jumpsuit on because I feel like you guys off and put jumpsuits in your photos. That's why I said.

I would also like to say Arden, and would she? She tried to clean it up. She took her note booking flush onto her seat. I do everything like an elegant hose. Okay, so here we are. You know what, It'll only be kind of blurry for the next two pages. So it turns out Susie loves jiu jitsu and she trained in Japan? Was that the first we've heard about her being in Japan? Yeah, was that I was the only people I know spent time in Japan or models. I think she's settling in her bio. Originally because I

vaguely remember was it for flight school? I felt like modeling the wedding video? Oh my god, I thought it was model related. Well, I just keep thinking about how Clayton like just hasn't had any deep conversations with anybody, And I feel like knowing that she went she lived in Japan is like a big deal. It says she moved to Japan to experience a new culture. I'm sure she modeled MS also Miss Virginia. I'm sure she may had a twenty like Miss virgin like they had, Yes

they did. It could have been January, but they did because I was at one of those wow wow behind the scene. But by the way, never more star struck than when you met your daughter, when I met my doctor in person. I've copy move it down. I send you one of those things called like God, this strong woman. You're a strong woman. You know what, if you can teach your man how to kiss, you can get a speculum a little backstory about me in my high school.

I went to this the all girl high school, and they were very like feminist oriented, and so we went on a field trip to a guy in of collegist office and we learned about like what to expect and how to handle and then they took a picture of me and I'm in like the March issue, like holding one of us like a speculum speculum in my hand, and the doctor's name and she was so lovely, but her name was Dr Dick and I was actor doctor Dick.

Isn't there Doctor Dick writ it down? That's great to do, because the first time you go to a guy to college, you're like, you're like, you know. They also took they made us learn how to jump start a car and how to change our oil and how to change our tires so that we never had to depend on any buddy on the side of the road. Because this is the coolest ever. And it's so funny because I didn't like this high school, but I will always say it

gave me a great education. But it was like really like our gym teacher was like, this is what you need to know. I don't want you ever stuck on the side of the road. I'll tell you two things I learned in middle school. My history teacher brought in a can of snuff and let us all snuff it, which I think is like cocaine. We each we all sniffed the snuff. And my sex head teacher, which is in my book, taught us about golden showers and Cleveland Steamers, Google and reading. And she said it in a very

homophobic way. But again it was a different era. But she said with a thick Massachusetts accent, some homosexuals are aroused by your Naton on one another New England. But I think she was trying to be cool, kind of like, look, here's the deal. You got your heartpies, you got your thing. Look some homosexuals. There was a much judgment. It didn't feel like she would have crabs. But I was also saying, by the way, why a straight people probably do it too.

You know, our former president did it. Wait what there was in that Oma Kitty's very entire Obama, But he did love golden showers. Dr Dick didn't tell you that, Dr Dick, did your doctor Richards Doctor? I like, ladies night, this is by the way, we normally record it like eleven or twelve, and because Lacey and Miles their schedule, we're recording it like midnight. Where we are, it's like midnight.

We're out talking about dr my tits are out, or because I got excited about pretending to touch leather bands, she spraying everywhere, I'm spraying everywhere. I got all excited. So then we have okay to you in her In her bio, it says she is a jiu jitsu champion. I'm now rooting for Susie anybody that claimed by the way, I felt the vibe of her, I felt her energy, felt like her my psycho champion side. I felt like

she was like it helped with my body image. I helped me like with my seeing my body as a weapon. That felt like the speech of the champion, like a real drawer, a champion drawer. And so she goes, he goes, I'm gonna put on an outfit. Now. Granted I wouldn't have known the word ge either, to be fair, Yeah, but wouldn't you have asked a question. I'm sure they said they did him. We watched them say it to him and then he panicked. I would have also done

the same. So he put on the outfit and um, they're like, okay, so you're gonna start gonna fight, starting at her feet and then you're gonna shrimp and it's choking with the legs. He's like, the shrimps, I can't shrimp. It's not even funny. It's not but it't so bad. When they're doing the callback, and I was like, oh god, can you imagine how played out it was like in the house. Oh my god, the shrimp gate, the shrimp it was all in the previous too. It's all about

shrimp gate. And then they go to the beach and she's nervous to bring her home. He goes, she goes, You're meeting Virginia su Virginia su um And then and was that who she was talking about herself? When I thought it was her friend, I know, I was like, I'm like, who's Virginia sua vir Virginia's suit sees its own tail. Everybody goes back to their hiding holes for three more weeks. So, um, she's very sweet, she's a lovely woman. She's nervous to bring him home. I'm different. Oh,

her family was so sweet. She's like, I'm different from where I came from. Her dad got sick. What a nice guy, what a nice family? When he got sick. When she choked up, she says, the thought of him not being able to walk me down the aisle, I want him to meet my person um. And I'm falling in love with you, and it's beginning to feel real. I'm turning my very soaked page. And by the way, I look what the handwriting is. Yours is like a serial killer. Mine is also like a serial killer. Bit

of a different guy you're reading. I don't either, but I'm actually able to read him. She's like, and then he and then he says, I'm excited to see what the standard is because her dad was the golden standard, the golden, the golden, the gold It's the golden, golden Dad. I would be like, don't be like my dad. Oh my god, oh my god, my dad. Well we've got the dad. We all have the dad except for Katie. Yes, you have the nice I cannot understand. And again, I'm

so happy that nice dad's exist. When I watched this, you wanted to know how nice my dad is. I was called. He called me while I was on my way here because there's this rescue up north um in Santa Rosa called Snap Cats and great title special needs. An elderly cat for this really wants to a doctu. He absolutely should because his cat recently died. It was very sad and he wants to another old cat. Is he gonna get a snap cat? He might. When I

got Elane. When I got Elane, Elane was like fourteen, Yeah, I mean it's great, Like they're great. You know, they had they had they got it from Berkeley Humane Society and it was a really great cat. And you know, he lived a lot longer than they thought he was.

Cats can't keep going, Okay, well I had a theory about this, but we can talk about it at the end about like it's very specific, like the three women have very specific father things, and then there's the one that does it and that has the yeah, i'll tell you what the yeah. The It's interesting yet watching all these great dads, can you imagine, Oh my god, I can't my dad. First of all, he would have been in his boxers. Would have been like I want Clayton

to feel comfortable. Oh my god, he would have been in his boxers. Tanna's Danna you've been in my home, you've slept in my childhood home. I clogged your father's toilet. Yeah, what a gift, we're getting new toilets when um so so, my dad would have been the same and just the tidy whitey's in the button down and then he very much likes to impress the other people. And then when like the door would shut, he'd be like your dad and my dad she gets together and go bowling, classic

old movie. My dad would have been like literally been like, what are you doing? What's wrong with you? Going for her? Like like to literally be like dad like yeah, he like would have been so wine drunk, just stay. He's notorious for stains down his shirt. That's why he actually told me once he wear pink and salmon and purple more wine stains hot. Oh that makes all the sense in the world, because you love those colors. And he says, I told I asked him once and he goes it,

hides the wine and hides the wine. Stay, don't you stop shrinking so much? Oh my god, I was at this person is so canceled. I was about to make a joke that I can't make. I was about to say, your dad is Harvey wine stains. Oh my god, Harvey stand. I feel like a cat would be a fun Harvey Weinsteins is a great name for a cat, and then bad it is a bad person to reference. Okay, So then he goes, I'm excited to see what the golden standard is. So we're meeting my parents, my sister, my

best friend. Is this sweet family. So they go I meet. She was really just discuss how they bring out like that whole entire picnic set and they set it up and then they just get up and walk away and leave the picnic set. Okay, No, that's interesting, So you're you're more new to the franchise because I don't even notice any mom who takes this? And like, what did they eat anything they had? I didn't even notice the spread. There was a full picnic set. Well, no, they carry

a picnic and then he puts the blanket down. They sit and have this conversation and then they get up and walk away, and then they just showed the picnic and the blanket left behind, and you're like, what about the picnic? It was like, who takes this? You know? It ruds me of this, like the scene and Madman when they had the picnic and they pick up the blake it and they just toss all the trash and walk away. And my mom remember watching that. My mom

was like, that's what we did. Are you serious? She was like, that's like people would literally do that. Dude. My mom when she was like dieting, she'd be like, artem, this is what I do. I guess I just do it like I get myself like a Snicker's. She loved like Snickers. She's like, I'm driving, I just have half my Snickers. I rolled down the window. Just throw the rest of it, like like lapper just doesn't have to

throw out the window. Throw it out the window. Diet do you drive in you got a tumble by your Charleston chow, put it down and throw it out the windows? Yeah, you throw out the window. You can't you can't go back for that back. Yeah, you thrown out the window. So that was so that Who's lives a Barlow from Real Housewives of Salt, Like, yeah, great body, but only eat fast food? Oh my god, she mustn't. Yeah she must be like taking a bite. Yeah, you know, I

just have a cut. You have like biteter two. I just throw it out the window with the wrapper just out the windows. Snickers, milky ways, raise the nets, Oh my god, side of Rhode Island. Any volvo does? Can he follow that volvo? Okay? So then or like or like you could also follow her open house round. She's got a client she had like really, Sta does a trail of raisin uts. So then um, so then oh, the family loved raisin nets and also they loved sugar babies.

Well they like a sugar daddy been the sugar daddy. So then so then she goes, um, you know, dad is the golden standard. He's set the standard high. He's kind of a um, he's kind of a savage, which is interesting. You are such a good person. Um, and he's like, I won't stand for it if he's not a good if he's not a good man. So then the Clayton Clayton and the dad chat and um, she you know, she's like, she's oh, she was saying the dad said how when he was the height of his sickness,

she slept by his side all night. She's so nice. I and I'm gonna repeat. On Reddit, there were people posting. Someone posted that they went to high school with there and she was genuinely the sweetest person I've never seen. The dad said, I'm surprised someone hasn't nabbed her yet, and they said, we look up to her. She's such a nice person. She's amazing. So then the dad says, you see him like a really good guy. If Susie

loves you, will love you, which is so sweet. And then um the mom says to him, she will be loyal. And then the mom says this, do you think you love Susie? I gotta tell you, I at least appreciated his honesty because I felt like I felt like other guys in the past have lied, and I feel like he's actually being a sincere, like I actually feel like he's staying, not being a creep about this like other

guys have. But don't you think it's weird knowing what we see in the previews that we've seen all seasons, that he goes from not saying it to anybody, but they're all three, but they're frank and editing, we'll see. So he goes. I still like there could be a frankinet it. So he goes, he goes. So I have very strong feelings. I know I will get there, and he goes, I don't want to fall in love with four people. There's no question in my mind. I will get there, um and I I just don't know if

I can fall for love with four women. At the same time, she says I could marry this man, the mom says, proceed with caution. Overall, I think she's a good, strong contender to be Bachelorette. I don't think she'll win. I think she's adorable. I love her. I love her, I love the jacket. I feel like it could be her. I still think it's like her Rachel. It's like he really like they kind of. I think she can do better, so she doesn't like I mean, I don't know, Like

she just seems so nice. I do think that. I feel like he so clearly is in love with Rachel. He wants to bone Rachel so badly, and I think that's what it is. It's as you guys always say, he's in lust, and I see that so much. But it's also like, how can you not take a step back and learn anything from these franchises to realize that, Like, hey, I mean I know that what's the fun in that, right, But like it just seems so strange to me that you sort of don't see that there's something past lust,

and maybe there is. And I think he and Rachel they really like each other. It's like smart and she's also um. I mean, I like I like that, like the ambitious side. And even though we're not there yet, but even though her dad was tough, I like that he was saying, you'll walk next to her, not in front of her, Like I like that was That's a great line from Tony soprano Flora Soprano, Lauria Soprano. I will can I just say real quickly with Susie and

her dad, how she was. She kept bringing up his mortality and he kept like, fine, Okay, I would be. He's like, I've got a scan tomorrow. I'm sure I'll be fine. I I will. I know. Cute, so cute, nice family. They were so sweet. Yeah, she's lovely. All the families were lovely. I did although I will say, we'll get there. I like a little theatric so I did enjoy. I will say Rachel's family gave us some fun television, and the mom and the dad polar opposite.

The mom reminded me of What's the Wild horses. Mary Holland, Well she felt like a Mary Holland. Yeah, yeah, yeah, she was like she felt like she'd had like a couple of Roselle days, like yeah, but I loved it, Yeah, I loved it. A group of Russian rolls. I gotta say on behalf of the podcast and the fans, I feel like I could think I speak for everyone listening when I'm going to tell you before our first break, just checking in, just clocking in for this relay race

the end of the first lap. Are doing great. I'm very nervous. I'm doing I guess less nerves record. We just we just bring you. Yeah, yeah that's true. I'm just I'm just along for the room. Nope. But I gotta thank you for having but your stories have been great. I feel like you're very relatable. I feel like I think I speak for Please email in and comment on our that how much you're enjoying Whinny, that she's really becoming a champion. All Right, we're gonna take a quick

break and we're gonna refuel. Okay, ye, a sexual time out and we're back. I gotta say, Whitney, you're doing so great. Now. You had a quick story you wanted to say you worked in radio, also saying so many moons ago. I worked in radio in Albany, New York. Um, and I was fired. But before I was fired, before I was fired, we used to have this like anyway, when you were saying people should email in, and I

got nervous. I was like, oh, they're all in good be awful comments because back in the day we used to not we used to have like a comment line and it used and listen. I was like twenty five at the time and couldn't have been hotter of peak Whitney, right, and it was like all of the notes that came in was like she's going to face her radio, she's awful, she's this, and all I ever I know, yeah I'm

on radio. And then they used to say that Whitney, you don't test well with women, and I was like I only have female friends, Like I don't understand this, oh ladies. So anyway, um, so I just don't write anything mean people candle and they I don't think anyone. Yeah, I don't write anything honestly, Please don't write anything mean. If you do, you know what, I just send it, just send it to your no I don't. I don't.

I have no backbone. Absolutely will be your dad and my dad, right dad, like exactly, my dad will come back. And it was like, excuse me, you think you have a face for on camera. Think again, madam. Okay, here we are somewhere back and now we are um um, we're in Denver. Gabby she was a Denver Bronco cheerleader. Now we know she was a COVID nurse, but we didn't. I don't think it's the first time they've said it

on the show five years of being dude. And by the way, as we mentioned last week during the date last week, I was the first time I was like, holy cow, Gabby's got a bang and bob boy and she was really looking in her like little knee. I have the shortest legs on earth. If I had a lot. My friend's staff, who was the one who told me to become a champion, she's a leggy person and she can wear those over the knee boots. And Gabby was rocking those boots good. But what about the center coming

out of like the forest? It was like I can't, Like he was in elements and she's so tiny and she had on those like white gloves like Minni mouths, and I was like, the center came up, so the center came out of the forest. She's fun Gabby is really adorable. We're hiking with backpacks in the woods. She's funny. She's like, you're gonna have a knife because there's gonna be a bear, and then um, and then play how would you kill? She had a fun little coup do

you do? Blacker and like he knew the answer. Yeah, he did know the answers. I have to say I like him the most with Gabby because I actually can say and I feel slightly protective of Gabby because I feel like I'm a cookie gal and so like I can tell he's sincerely aside from having a banging bad I can tell you he is tickled by her and you can see it sincere and that he he finds her enchanting, and it makes me like him a little more that he finds her enchanting. I did feel this

way in this episode. I was like, I am annoyed by him, and as I said, I don't want to sleep with him, but I don't get jackhammered by him by that center. Um. But I do agree with you on that. I did feel like they have such really cute chemistry. It felt very real and the last outside

of this bizarre bubble that they're living in. And it felt like this sort of like football player kind of a guy taking away from the fact that she was actually a cheerleader, like this football player guy who was actually like, Oh, I found this woman with personality, and I am completely tickled by her, Like in a way that's like, they're kind of a cute couple. You look so cute in your champion hat. You got it on under the headphone. It's so cute. So she goes, we're

gonna go hiking. He says, everyone knows she's the funniest woman alive. And again, it doesn't feel like normally on these shows that that is an asset. And I made me have been like, oh, that's sweet, Like he could say that he's saying that in a way that is attractive to him. Yeah, I like I like that he likes her so much because as a quirky gown kirky, you know, she didn't really have to develop a personality. She's hot. She she did not look like barbed, she

was not coming back from the Demogorgan. So then um, she was so cute. They go, they go, and they get to proposal rocks, and she was so cute. She goes, did you bring my ring? Look at your bag? I loved it, Katie Levine, you're a hike or did you like her hiking jokes? Yeah, you weren't super you didn't like the proposal rock? Did you bring my ring? Look in your back? I loved the sign that some p a made and put there. Yeah, I guess I really

thought that existed. There was a sign earlier that said bear crossing and it was the same design I thought. I thought her fucking with him was really funny because he really cut a served the panic. He's like, yeah, wait is it really yeah? And then she goes, I wouldn't say no. I was kind of like, dude, you're like going to propose to one of these women two weeks are because I wouldn't say no. And then she goes,

guess what's there a hat job? Like she's like in on the joke and it's like fun, like she's like fucking with them, and I'm like, I would be I would not be mad if she was our bachelor, because I don't think she's gonna win, but I would be tickled to have You guys are changing my mind because I kind of was like, she's just so weird sometimes, but I like it's like a real right, I think

I might like it. I feel like she feels she actually meeting her grandpa now that I can put the whole puzzle pieces together and like and meeting her family that's also clearly also tickled by her that they are like the fact that her grandfather laughed at the pillow that sit on my face, like like he loved that. But like I I feel like getting to know the whole picture and they're like Gabby's always been Gabby. Like it made me go, oh, this is a sincere little

whack to do. She's just silly, which I appreciate, Like if she's always been a whack to do and she just happens to have a bang in aladj JJ is coming for a visit. It's been like it's been over here. It's because j j JJ is behind the podcast j J Home. She's there fly hummingbird. Um, She's maybe that's a sign. She's like, it's going to be Gabby. You're right, girls, So that going to the hot tub. Um, Oh my god, j J. It was just like hanging out right here. Yeah,

it's literally coming to visit. That's crazy. Well, you know she's partially buried in the lemon tree. Are you serious? Yeah? I brought some ashes back rights being a drip. That's why many beautiful lemons on that. Just so many beautiful lemons and drinking right now, so many beautiful lemons, and like so many beautiful ladies she likes. She's always just like I had fun at a girl's night. I have

a question. She gets threw that That hummingbird just threw half of snickers at U. Yeah, that's how my stay it says. Yeah, I just said, and it said deal with it and threw it. Yeah, Okay, I have a question. How did the hot tub get there? Great questions. It wasn't a real hug, that's her one. You could see the road, Oh you could, Okay. I was like, I know, it was like what it wasn't hot? Was it hotly? It didn't look that that hot because I was like,

how is her makeup not sliding down her face? But like this idea that you know, each one was supposed to create their own, which we know none of them do right. The producers put together, but I feel like she really did have a hand agreed, like let's ride up a hill and then when we're up there, there'll be a hot tub so I can get into my adorable bikini and show off my bo and proposal, rot

and proposal side note, makeup sliding off. I want to say, and I I made an error on products for makeup, so you know I love because with tennis, I gotta keep my face tight. So I've been doing like the sun block. I got your I got your goop brand. Yes, but here's what I did wrong. I got sucked in. I'll give it to you because your tanner than me. It was super Group, SPF fort Glow. I put it on yesterday morning. I look like Melani A. Trump. I

sent you the video. I was orange and glowing. It's interesting that it made you so add a tint to it. You can have it. Oh, I literally did you see how orange I looked? Well, I mean it wasn't coming through on the video so clearly. But our tennis coach did tell me last night he was I literally looked like and he was sweet that he didn't say anything until I mentioned it, and then once I mentioned it, he was like, fuck yeah. Like I brought it up, he was like, I was gonna say, like, what what

is happening? So I don't get the supergroups? Great, don't get the supergroup glow? Okay, I mean you're gonna have mine, but don't order to our listeners, You're gonna get choked. Don't get the glow. And it's so orange. That's interesting that it came orange on you the glow. Did you be gotten the glow? Yeah? I used the glow, but it doesn't really but your tanner. Then me, I'm a childhood ginger. I can't be putting glow of I look like a Melania was fascinating. Okay, great, al right, here

we are and we're back. So then we're gonna go. You're gonna meet the aunt, the uncle, the cousin, and grandpa. She's so cute. She's like, look, my there's family stuff going on at home. The dad has a girlfriend who can't get COVID because she has cancer, so it's not a good time to come, but she wishes he was here. And um, it was like I just felt for her as a person that as a person that doesn't have

like I wouldn't know who to introduce. Obviously you guys would be there and Mittens and Aleric and me out of course the girl, I'm so sorry me out you guys. Maybe do you guys mitten to me out Aleric and then doctor Dr Dick, doctor Dick, Dr Banana, I don't know Lisa um okay and Steph okay so um. So then she gets teary eyed and she's like, I'm so fortunate um And then he goes, I can build a relationship with the dad later. So then they go in,

we meet the grandpa. They go, we'll tell us about I'm in love with his father Blazer and I'm so said, he's a widow, but I'm excited for us because like he's avail available, he's available, and he's a gentleman, the senior bachelor. He be he found it, we found it searching. Oh my god, he should be. He was so great. So he goes, So so they go, tell us about your he goes, and so Clayton says, from the time she got out of the limo, and like, what was

your limo? And and she says, I made a pillow with his face on it instead if I get lonely in the mansion, I could sit on your face silence. And then the grandpa love John loved it. He loves it. He he goes, Gabriella, I think it's great. Look at you ask this family was so you do wonder. I'm sorry, I'm gonna go into the psychology, like what is up with this mom, because it's like, you have such a beautiful family when they're so lovely. Whose dad was that? Oh?

I don't know. That's because I was wondering dad's dad, and I was wondering who the sister, who the aunt was? I love and I loved her family. That was probably all the dad. So then we go the grandpa and he said it in a way that's sweet because if it was if this was delivered by my dad, it would be mean. But the dad, the grandpa said it so affectionately. She's always been a ding back, a lovable ding back. Now I've been called a ding bat, but it was said with more malice to have somebody like

Grandpa John was beautiful. It was he gets hurt, he sees her. He was he's a senior, He's a silver fox ding ding that and see ding back and he's a hot ding that in a leather blazer. He was cooling. He put on his best out of his cool guy outfit for TV. And he was so good on camera, like it was so casual and like even though even just like the hey, should we talk thing was done in such a else. He goes, she's a good kid. He goes, you better be good to her, but also

don't be in a hurry. Don't run into it, you know. Um and he goes, look, I like you. It's early. I may change my mind about you. It was so cute. Yeah's coming up, she says. She says, I feel in a blender of emotions. Um. So then he says to her, this is a grandpa and Gabby you're talking. Have you told him you love him? She says no, and then he goes, you're gonna be you. Gotta just be you. And then Gabby to Grandpa says, Grandpa says, I think he's full of shit. Obviously full of crap, but in

a way that was like a compliment. Like I say to Brent Area, yeah, he I loved it. I say to my cult leader, I say, oh, you're an idiot, and that means that I love you. I'm like, you're such an idiot. And he loves it when I call him an idiot because I think he's full of ship. And then um, and then it goes, it goes if it isn't for life, I'll be If you marry him and it isn't for life, I'll be really pissed. I'll

come back and haunt you. And then he says, I don't think I could love anybody as as much as I love you. I just loved it. And then he says and and then he mentions the wife that passed away when she says when she says, I love that you still wear your wedding ring, and he says, you know, there's um. You know, I just feel like I'm so proud that I was married to that woman for so long. So then he she goes, there's a huge piece missing

in my mind. I was thinking the mom. But we hear the dad's not there, and then they go, oh, he wanted to be here, and we hear Hong kong kong. I mean, if this was not the Producers, this felt like a Dean situation. Although that was negative, this was a positive version of of getting the families at home. Everyone was in love with Dean after that hometown where you just wanted to wrap your arms around him. How could you not be in love with Gabby after that?

I have to say the way that she ran to the door with her coat coming off her shoulder, she can't wear a coach, but Teddy was also like that, Teddy Teddy wear the same coach. I couldn't stop laughing. But I also thought it was so funny that like they're running outside and she's having this like say anything moment like her dad, but like Clayton's nowhere to be sund He's like inside with the idea that the family

doesn't come out and enjoy this moment. It was like he's just like I didn't understand too, So she runs out for people who don't watch my whistle I did. I can't wistle tide. I can't actually I just learned, Okay, so then so then so then if she runs out of her sexy knee high boots and tears Hong Kong Kong, here comes dad um And but here's what I understand.

They were like twenty ft apart you, I could hear you, but they fully I feel like they want her to be about to Laurett because they knew that cards would be more effective. Actually like love actually exactly, well was it love? Actually? I should say anything but anything the box in the boxoid doblaroid Dobbler and the boom and it says, hey, Gabby girl, it's weird. It's me Dad, And I thought, yeah, why don't you just say that? Are you holding the cars? But okay, because you are

the most beautiful. Again, I'm like, who is that, father, father that you are the most so far away it's Dr Dick. Hold this speculum. I need a photo please, I need to be in the May issue. So you are the most beautiful, intelligent, loving, caring daughter. Thank you for being the glue of our family. You deserve the very best. And I hope that's Clayton. Meanwhile, she's in tears and crying. That was a stick your landing audition to be bachelorette? Right? I actually honestly didn't even think

of it last night. The only thing I thought because I kind of still like, I think he might choose her, but you're right now, he's not going to choose her, and I think Gabby might be I hope, So I think so too okay. So then there she is, it was just and I gotta say, Clayton in this moment when he comes up to the porch, I liked him. I liked him a lot. I liked him. I can I can say it's sincerely, I liked him. He she goes,

you've really turned a corner. Just just with Gabby. She says, she said, thank you for never asking me to change. Um and oh, back in she goes, it was just dad, Like, oh, just dad. And then so afterwards she says to Clayton, thank you for never asking me to change. And then she says, I feel like I'm falling in love with you, and he goes, there she is, I've been waiting for that.

But he said it in a really cute way, not in a creepy, like crushed collector way, in a way that like you can tell that he was like that he likes her, and I felt I like it felt sincere. I think he really does like her a lot. What's not to like? She's an she's real. I really hope if they make her Batchel that they don't take away her sparkle like they did with Michelle, Like we never got to set they do that. They they're they're sparkle collectors where they take the spark all. Even like Becca

got Becca was like very normal. She got put through the thing and it kind of was like, oh um, how about Katie. That Katie. Katie kind of stuck to her own gun. Okay. So then Gabby goes, I'm so happy, I can't stop smiling. It was cute, That's what he said. It was very cute. That's the end of Gabby before we go onto Serene. Any final thoughts. I love her Gabby. I loved her too, But I think this was where I was saying, You've got the two women that are

the first ones. They both have full like obsessed with their father complex, and I think he likes that a lot, Like there's something very specific that he enjoys about that. I like a protector and like he could step in right. We wouldn't make it far. I wouldn't know. I wouldn't either, Tanna dr Banana. Would you make it far? No? Probably not, because like you wouldn't my traumas. I would be like, I don't. I mean, like it would just be a mess of like you want a trauma bon Oh my god,

where do we start, do you have hours? Yeah, I don't know. Let me try and pinpoint one moment I know, I know. Was it when you were a little bit chubby, when you were younger and you were really upset about it like Clayton? Yeah, yeah, that was Actually, you know, it's one funny, really moment my dad recently told us was that when he was ten years old, his father

was on his death bed. This is it's really sad, but it's also to be really funny because it explains my dad in a nuts nutshell, but was in a nutshell Dr Dick Shell. He literally his dad was on his deathbed, to which my father said he died because he lost money. I was like, you fucking he was really depressed. He lost some money. Ah, there you go on brand. But he told my dad his death who knows, probably a lot, but on his death bed he told

my dad to trust no one. And that's the final thing my dad heard from his father at ten years old. And when my dad said that, me and my siblings were like, oh my god, it makes sense. You what you should have said this years ago, because that explains trauma from you would like you don't have to want to owe anything to anyone ever, Like I was like, okay, here we go. So then we have We're in Oklahoma City with Serene and we're going to the river spot

and we're going to climb across them. Was terrifying. I thought, you know, I love a water park. I feel like I've been very vocal about my love of water park. I haven't been to Raging Waters. Oh my god, we'll go together because I love a water park. I love my mom. On her seventieth birthday, we decided to take her there, which, by the way, is it was frightening. I think my mom's zip line in yes, yeah, yeah, wait, okay, wait,

tell me about the water park. So we went, and first of all, it's terrifying because like the first thing, you wait forever, you go up. I love the thing that we did was like a seventh story high thing that we went flying. Did you do it? She did everything. The other was we went on this one which seemed like it was like it was going to be like a like you walk up and it didn't seem that high, but it was like a bullet that like shot out and you ended up skipping across the water. And when

I tell you, like I went first. My mom went second, Like I was like panics, like swimming towards her, like as she's skipping, she was like a rock skipping. Did you get water up your butt hole? Oh my god, it was a full douche. I can't wait. I'm gonna go. I love I love water Brown. They're amazing great, So I got excited for them. I'm like, oh my god, Clayton gets to go to a water park. Great lucky Clayton. Great date, dude. I don't know what you're feeling is

about hy dr banana Katie. I gotta say I would have been fucking terrified. Could you you're cooked up? But here's my thing. Why was every they went on to an amusement park and went on that crazy ride on like their first date, right, like the first one on one? So why was he so shocked by like being so high when he did it? That I could so I could do that I could do to amuse him. Oh my god, excuse me. Let me tell Let me tell you. Clayton and I are the same. If you're an amusic park,

you get I gets dropped into anything. You rocket me around. I don't give a ropes course, no, no, no, So so when it's you having to take the steps and you have to and you're not like I'll go on any roller coaster because like you're lacked it as you're out of control, like you just need to enter on the bottom. Like when I'm climbing to the top and I'm walking across a wobbly thing over a parking lot, Dr Banana, are you with me? Yeah? Yeah, no, I

would never do that. When he was actually freaking out up there, I was like, that's quite relatable. I thought it was very But don't you think this is when he lost her? Like she could do it? It was like the whole time she didn't, he didn't. I was like he he got He got emasculated because she could do it all and she was like laughing and jumping off and he was like, oh it was great. It

was like it made for great TV. But I was like the whole time, I was like, she's getting she's she doesn't have the issue with her dad and she can do all this stuff and he's a baby. Oh my god, that's so interesting that if she'd been scared and like going, oh my god, that's a great point. Because he likes to be like the man, Oh my god, that's a great point. What do you do you think

that's accurate? Yeah, I think you're right. He didn't like the fact that like he was scared and she was like a little bit bitch and then doctor, doctor, you're a doctor. What do you think? No, I that's actually a very good point, because while he was laughing, maybe a part of him was like, it's like, even if it was subliminal, it was happening the whole time. It was. I was like, she's going home, and I'm so upsick because I think she's so sweet and she's so cute,

and she wears clothing so she's a knock out. But I was like, she's lost them. That's a great you know what again, No, I've never played a sport in my life until recently, and I will say, going on some day dates with people playing tennis, you've got to be able to keep up, but you can't beat them. No, I'm sorry. Men feel very emasculated in situations like that, and if you can find one that's like cool with it, then that's fine. But I was like, this is almost

this is too much. It's too much, and she's has such ease, and she doesn't have the father. Interesting, Okay, so we found out that her father wasn't going to be there. Um, it's been ten years since she introduced someone to her family. Oh my god, her brother is so cute. He was hot and his accent was so cute. He should be on the show. He was adorable him. Um, so the hot he loved her, loved her, and you could tell he was kind of shy and probably didn't want to be doing this, but he was doing it.

I found him so cute. Um. So we get there and so basically the family, she tells them about the date and she shows them the firefly jar. That producer whoever came up with that firefly jar? She get a race? How it? How does she still have it? And where's the second jar? He had two jars? That's why the two jars. You guys kept saying like did she pack it in the suitcase? And I was like, I guess you guys were right, but she only packed one. But

where's this? And did he keep the second? So then, so then she tells them that she told him about Clayton and the cousin and they were shocked. I think she's so guarded. They were shocked that she mentioned it. Um that it's still an open wound for her because the cousin has been quite recent. And then they so that the brother says, the adorable brother says, do you love her? And Um He's like, look, I I want to tell you the truth. I haven't told anybody that

I love them yet. Um. Mom was surprised at Serene to get to I love you so fast with her chatting um uh and they're talking about the jar. She says, he plays close attention. Um. And she's talking to the big brother. She's crying and then he says, I've seen you hurt in a lot of ways, and he's worried about her falling so fast. And then she tells Clayton, I'm not falling in love with you. I am in

love with you. Thoughts Whitney, I just felt like I thought it was interesting that she's the first one who got there out of all of them to say it. I thought she was going to get rewarded for saying that. That she beat him at the Obstacle cour at the Ostable Court. Um, doctor, yeah, I you know what I thought. Maybe I was surprised that he chose her over Teddy, but um, I thought maybe that was like a good sign that she would go further. Yeah. I honestly thought

he was going to cut Gabby for some reason. But too, I did too. Yeah, I was shocked. I was shocked. Um, Okay, any final thoughts on Serene Katie Levine. Um, she's really cool. She would be she would be a great bachelor. Her brother was super She could be the bachelor. She really could. She'd be a great bachelorette because she's like very downe or she's a teacher, very real. Yeah, I really liked her.

Do they always do those sort of like cuts of like the one that we saw for Clayton last season of him with the kids that we're supposed to like never never No. I was actually wondering if they made him cut her so they can have her be bachelor atte because usually they don't make it at the top three, Usually bachelors like number four because they you don't want to get too far, like they don't eight clay And so I was actually going, oh, did they force him to cut her like so they get to keep her

for bachelor. I think it's I think it's a neck and neck race between Gabby and Serene. All Right, we're gonna take a quick break. We'll be we'll come right back with Rachel and tweet the wigs. Oh bone zone, time for the bone zone, and we're back. Um here we are and Clairemont Florida Rachel and then she says are you going to jump? Which I thought was funny. And then Rachel, who's whispered all season, has somehow contracted laryngitis? Can we just acknowledge that? Doctor? What the yeah? How

could she have lost her voice? I thought that was such a conundrum of like I almost felt manipulati because it just made her something like helpless and sexy. I thought they secretly had sex. It's you're the whispering thing, you know. I think she whispers. Then she's really loud during yes I do. I think she screamed and she lost her voice. I mean it was like, Hi, hey today, we're quit clayaking with a clear bottom. There's alligators and

a black bear. And then he Clayton clearly kept saying the phrase after the choking things, I don't want to be in charge all the time. I he kept saying that about her. I like when the women take charge. I don't want to be in charge. All that. He wants to get spanked by Rachel and choked. He wants to get choked and spanked, and he wants to lick her because that like kiss with that like lick. Why didn't see the lick? Was it bad? It was in

the preview. I missed the preview. I missed, I mean in the preview for this, I mean it was like in last week's I was. So then they go there's a so then we see a gator and a giant spider, which he kept freaking out on. He was a baby. I kept writing woods down. This was another time I wrote woods. So then we get to the kissing tree and then they stripped down. They jumped in and they kissed lying on the ground near the gator. What the fuck them clear? Literally an infested water so so that

spider was things of like a nightmare. Oh I thought of you, Katie, I thought of you. I what doing it was a real like that. I don't care. I kaka for like Katie. Katie is a really tough woman. She is a hearty cool she goes out being any occasionally. Los Angeles spiders in here and there in Los Angeles there are It's like they were slowly turning into one

giant spider. Web was the one recently where there was like a spider on the table and I freaked out, Oh my god, y'all to Garrett Garrett killing and then had just smashed tat it. So you, I thought immediately of you watching that, I know, whenever there's a dog in the street or we've never had a spider. You were the first, Harry. I knew you didn't feel good.

It was terrible. That was terrible. Well, as a former lifeguard, I did not like how they jumped into that water, and I was like, this is very shallow and like somebody could really get hurt. Thank you. Well, I gotta say them lying and that swampy like buy you whatever? I mean, what was that the glades? I don't know, I don't want, like, why frighten you that there are giant spiders and in this thing and then let's go

lie down and start rolling around like it's survivors. He's so horny for so horn and that's what he keeps saying, such a physical attraction. They're gonna get ring worm. Oh my god, Ann are you grossed out. I hate I just like leeches are on his back, like stand by me, yes, leaders are downe his bad that's right. So then we find out she's warning him heads up. Hey, my dad's tony soprano. He's never liked anyone. He is blunt, he's

a tough guy. Um you know. So basically he's so Clayton decides to shoot for by the end of the evening to get you're not that bad kid, which I guy, I thought was kind of charming. I can't believe. Okay, So then she's like, I don't want it to affect the way you see me, and I'm like, how bad is this dad? What is he going to do? So that I want to see this guy in full effect? I have to say, because I felt like we got like I feel like they gave him a kantapin or something. Well,

here's the thing. Did you notice everybody else was drinking white wine and he had just like a cranberry juice on and I didn't think there was any alcohol in it. And I was like, he's either sober or he's not drinking tonight because he wants to have his wits about him. But like, whatever was like, oh, they were wine that the ladies of the family were ready for their close up, so excited to get some camera time and like drinking, which I love. Finally some family loose and I was like, oh,

this feels like me. This feels right this sister being there just ship facing. So then he looks terrified. The mom is screeching my baby and she had super cookie fun bangs here for the cookie hammered. Mom loved it, and I was like, oh, Rachel's got her hands fall like mom and dad. We only heard about dad, but but Mom has been pounding the like shard like my dad will hate you, my mom will try and kiss you. I love I loved it. So then so then and then she goes, Um, she goes, I'm scared dad. The

dad doesn't eye roll. Um. It was so awkward. And so then she says, look, I have you wrapped around my finger, um to the dad or somebody she says it to something. Clayton makes the comment that like, oh, she has these looks like oh I've got her. Oh yes, yes, yes, okay, that's right. Um. So somebody said, I haven't seen you glowing like that. They can tell that she's glowing um and then the friend goes, if you hurt Rachel, I'm

gonna hurt you. So what do we think happened to Rachel in the past that everybody is petrified to see her hurt? Like she seems to me that she goes so in and obviously something extremely traumatic and she had like a mental break. I think it's just the dad is an asshole, and the guys leave and then she goes. I think it all comes back to the he's never been nice to a single person I've ever brought home. I guess boy or girl like, it doesn't mean nothing, and I don't want it to affect how you see

me eating people over. He offers to write that's the thing. They're like, he offered to beat up some guy. There's no warmth like, oh no, no, no, no, no, no no no. So then um so then somebody says to uh to her, don't get your heartbroken. I don't want to deal with it. That's what I'm saying, like a lot of them. To the sisters. He said it, and then the friend says it to Clayton. She goes, I

don't want to have to deal with it. Yeah, that's why I was like, I think that she's really cracked in the past and they've had to pick up the pieces. So then the dad, Tony Soprano has a thick Chicago accent, which I love. He's like, look, I'm an all fashion guy, you know. Ps he's like my age. Yeah, Like I've never felt more old than do you want? You want to beat him up? Mom was a kook. The mom was like, I was so happy for you with the bangs Um. She's like, okay, but he's talking to dad.

The mom was like, and then she's like, yeah, he doesn't like anyone, that's true. So then the dad goes so which I actually have to say, this made me like Tony Soprano his first question out of the gate with it, he had a hard face, like intimidating. I I felt for anybody sitting across from him, But I actually thought, if you have an ambitious daughter. I liked his first question, which was why do you know about Rachel?

Do you know her dreams? I liked that. I liked because that's also I feel like, of all of the um, all of the times we've seen Clayton interact with these other women, that's the only one we've actually seen a deeper conversation, and we do what the answer was to that question, that's right, And then the dad says, he said the passion about flying, and he goes, yeah, that's eighth grade. He goes, what, Look, she wants to be a pilot. She's got to go to Europe for a year. Like,

what's gonna you know, are you gonna go? He's like, with Rachel, it's worth it, you know if if if I have to go, I'm gonna go. Um. And then he's like, okay, well, Rachel's not the only one. Do you have any intention of hurting her? And he said, I don't have any intention of hurting you. And this is the only time we saw him say so. Either they're editing it really badly and it's just gonna be her, or there's a real switcher ru coming because we see

him say I have no intention of hurting her. I dream about getting down on one knee and proposing to your daughter, um, which we haven't seen him say anything close to that with any of the other family members. Katie, Yeah, you're a doctor of the Bachelor. You've watched every episode. Unfortunately, is there a world in which this editing is so

confusing that she doesn't win. And I mean, yeah, I mean they like to mislead us, but I feel like at this point they don't really They're kind of just like I mean, it's like it becomes so clear she's the only one that he said anything other than like, no, I don't love her or I'm not willing to She's gotta win. You picked it, you knew it. So then he goes, I can't get my blessing. I haven't talked to my daughter. Her word is enough unless a buddy. If she likes you, I'll pat you on the arm.

At the end, again, I have to say I like the dead I liked the dad. I thought he was fun. I liked his little pet. I thought all of this was great. I liked it because he's not he's He didn't seem like he was faking being a tough dad. For sure, tough dad. And I think that he can he could tell that his daughter really is fallen for this guy. Well then she goes and tells the dad, I am falling in love. Um, I've never met someone

who least sees me. And he then the dad, your new favorite guy says he can be with you instead of in front of you. It was beautiful. Tony Tony Tony Tony also start he actually had a tear and he was like, what's this. Yeah, he said, it seems he would stand next to you. And then she starts crying, I always wanted you to be proud of me, and he's like, and then the dad like, and then he's like, I love you, like and he's like, you better not be me in to her and their teary, and then

the dad gives the tap on the arm. And then afterwards her laryngitis was full effect outside and she's like, and I taught her I was spelling for you by now. I'm feeling even harder now. And then their kiss and he's like, Rachel could be my wife. She's it anything Before we go to Jesse Palmer like getting wheeled out in his cooler. Yeah, it feels like it's her. It feels it's hers to lose. But he could suck it

up with these other women. We always say he's the one, he's the horny ist for right, that's he's the horniest. It's often also the one whose family is kind of like, I don't know, Yeah, it's never the one that's like a perfect fit. My friend, my friend Dan. He was like, well it's gonna be her because her family doesn't like Yeah, that's a great point, great point, great bull circle moment. So then Jesse Palmer gets wheeled out and he's like, I'm falling in love with all these women, but I

want to be free next week. I just want to go for it. I want to just no more blocks, meaning I get to have a sex. Yes, we made it a funk island, you know, Like I want to just be on no blocks. I don't want to know nothing is held back. I want to fall in love with all of them. He just knows. He gets he's finally into the bone zone. Also like he can have sex with all of them and just he like, don't say anything, I know because it wasn't an tell Ben Higgins.

Just don't say don't say it, and you tell them all while on camera like yeah, I fucked all of you and I and I told all of him I'm in love with you. Well, he still says. He says, I've that I'm in love with all three of you, and I've been intimate with two of you, and then then the other girl goes, I can't believe that she slept. How could you be in love with me and sleep with someone else? Oh my god. So then I'm jumping ahead. I'm sorry, no, no, I missed the preview, so react,

so please guy. He gives it the first to Susie. Interesting, then to Gabby. I know. I was like, I got Rachel with the first one. I feel like they were trying to make it seem like Rachel could lose. I think it was a switch, like, oh, it's not just so in the bag. Then to Rachel. Cut Serene. I wrote Serene Bachelorette, and then she was pissed. She was like, I don't know what to say, and then she can, I ask you what it was you said there was no reservations, and she's like, I have nothing else to

say to him. Yeah, I was like, motherfucker. She was so pissed. She was passed. Well, she's she's the only one that said I love you too to him. She's the one who was like all in. Everybody in the family was like, don't mess with her. She lost it on that date, did great insight and um, yeah, I didn't see the preview, so tell acted out. Please for next week, you guys, all of you anna, Well, it looks like three of them, and I guess unless they're cutting it to confuse us, Well, we see, we see

what Rachel on the wait? Is it Rachel on the balcony, the balcony and let's start confusing. Yeah, but he's you see him that I love you. But he's saying that to one. Then you see him screaming into another one as well, and then he screams into the third. So he said it to all three of them on the bone one date. Yeah, then he's like you see him, it's like cuts to him like making out with each of them on a bed or whatever her and then it cuts him being like I love I love all

of that. Does he quit? Remember when he was like, I funked up, I need to quit? Is that is? That's next week? They didn't pass in the finale? Wait, next week is Fantasy Suit, so first in his town, which is final two, and then but that's always the finale, that's the finale. Then I'm so broken. I'm so broken. Alright, alright, let's just gus, what do you think happens? I think Rachel gets it. I just think that's what it's going

to be. Do you think they're still together? Uh? Well, I was, I started doing some Okay, I don't know. I don't want to know all. I don't know. I mean, I just they're all. I don't know anything. I'm just saying. I was like, I, oh, I know because there was an interview which I did not read but with Serene today about getting which I would like to read. Um, I don't know. I don't think I think that they don't.

They always lie that they're together until at least like we have the Women Tell All that's coming after the final rules. I mean, haven't we've had There have been once in the past where they like, we're not together. But do they do before then? I think they broke really, I mean, well like Jed and Hannah did, right, and they film that and showed us. I don't know, and then they so also in the preview they show it's a tu night thing. So Monday and Tuesday night are

the Women Tell All? No that No, Monday Night is Women Tell All? Tuesday Night is fantasized question. He is quite vocal on social media. Is that normal? Like he tweets everything else. I think I think that's normal. Because he said a lot of things like he regrets how he handled situations, which is really interesting because they kept saying he was going to wait and talk about it and women tell all, but then he's been tweeting about it.

He tweeted something last night like I can't. I'm like, if you're with someone, would you be this vocal on social media? I don't know. Yeah. They also were saying, like he because he likes, he's still liking like Rachel's things, and also like, so who who they're following? Well, so, who you think Rachel's gonna win? I think Rachel's winning, Dana, I think it's Rachel. Rachel too, And who do you think it's Bachelorrette? I think it's Gabby, Gabby, Serene or Gabby.

I was thinking Susie and now I'm leaning Gabby, Tanna. I hope it's Gabby. I hope Gabby too. Um, you guys, I'm just gonna do the actual reviews now, okay, great, Um you guys. We got so many great reviews. We're getting their people have like people have been We asked for people who were trying to get to two thousand, we're up to one point eight and um, I'm so proud of you guys. Reviews. That's so many reviews, and you have such beautiful ones that come in. I'm always

so impressed. We do. We have a lot of We have a lot of great ones. Here's one that says, never stop becoming a Champion. Five stars, dr ccmr. I love this podcast. I love how long the episodes are since I have plenty of time in the car driving around doing them for work, and I am constantly laughing

out loud. It's one of the ones I look forward to every week and I don't even watch the actual show anymore because will you accept this Rose is way more entertaining and fun, ardent energy and the cool vibe of all the guests and the tweets of the week are just as delight keeping up art in a production tape well done. And we have nice fans Tanna, Yeah, we really do. They're so nice. Oh my god, we have so here's a cute one Champion wife material. Five stars.

I do not watch the show, not even Paradise, can you believe? But I won't miss this podcast every week. Little Miss, Little Champion, Artist Um and friends are the best. Five stars, five Roses, five Dracula is five tennis balls and five champions, and then she put all the emojis. It's wonderful. I've never felt so understood. Okay, here's one of those confusing it's sort of mixed signals. It says five stars, but we got five stars. She doesn't know when a joke has been run into the ground and

it's time to move on. The first time the champion thing was funny, but after the next seventy five times it can be annoying. But other than that, is a great show. I skip ahead when she talks about tennis and being divorced person well, I just feel like, look, I understand that you just signed up for a bachelor podcast. Maybe they haven't listened from the beginning, but I feel like when so much is like I don't know that when that just makes me feel like I'm like just

some like divorce it. But I've lost so many people in my life and like and then we've also been through a pandemic, and I appreciate, like I appreciate being able to share where I'm at. One of the things I like about this community is that so so it's about also for me, I'll just say the whole podcast. As a person, I have social anxiety, and I've learned

how to. This whole podcast has been me taking risks, inviting people, getting to know people more, and so it's getting out of my comfort zone and I always feel better when I do it, and then I don't. I've lost both my parents and my marriage, like one through three on my call sheet are gone, and and I've been locked up for two years. And so it's just sharing where I'm at in a way that was like, and I feel like people have responded. So if it's

not for you, fast forward. But I have to be able to bring where I'm at life, not just be a robot talking about the Bachelor. But you know what, I think it's interesting. Sorry, please please, Whitney, But I think what I think is really nice when I hear you talking about it is because it's you don't assume that every person that's a guest on your show, especially everyone is like working, that they know the whole backstories. Would be really odd to sort of say it and

not sort of explain it. And I feel like it's so much fun each time you sort of explain it and get more and more excited about it. Um so that's the only thing I would say that. Um, it's also just really kind to sort of explain to people

the backstory. Oh well, I appreciate that. And I want to say, speaking of which, we got so many people who do get it, like and that's what's been so cool is that it actually seems and again, if it's not your cup of tea fast forward, but there are a lot of people it seems like it's been helpful because I feel like, look, we're all doing the best we can out there, and life is hard and if you want to also get out of your comfort zone, it's scary and your bringing might try to stop you.

But it is like trying to be like, no, I'm doing I'm gonna be out of my comfort zone. I'm becoming a champion. So we've got so many fun ones. This is so cute. Look at this. This is from a gentleman named Jim Scotts. You can email us at Rose Podcast at gmail dot com and if you win our final Sleep Crown, don't forget to email us the your address at Rose Podcast. Look at this. This is from Jim scott Be a Champion, your ardent, Tanna and

production team. Thank you for continuing to bring the laughs into two the first impression Dick Twitter the week, maybe laugh for an entire evening, if only because Arden had the most trouble staying the joke without busting a gut. I'm ready. I'm ready to let you know. I've officially moved to work at home for my job since March, and I'm sprucing up so it's official. It's like it was temporary, not's official. So he's sprucing up his home

office slash workspace. I've taken your mantra for two and I put it up and my newly hung white board. It will help me during those tedious conference calls and emails. Look at what I wrote, I know to himself it says it says be a champion today. He wrote it in a large letters on his board. Yeah, JAMPI a freaking champion today. How cute is that? And that again, I just love that is what like that We're all and it's it means something different to different people, he said.

Please continue bringing the joy of your audience, which I'm fortunate to be a part of, and I hope you continue to broadcast the live shows online as part of my Michion again had the worst comedy club. So being able to see your amazing power point slides and sheen costumes is a delight. Sincerely, Jim s. Grand Rapids, Michigan. We also had somebody named Jackie Collins who emailed and asking if we're going to do another live show. We'll definitely do another one before Sketch Fest. We have to.

We'll do another one at Dynasty, and maybe we'll do one in New York sometimes that would be super fun. And here's one final one. This is from Samantha Stone becoming a Champion. Dear Art and Katie, Anna and everyone else. I love your podcast. UM. On a more serious note, I wanted to thank you for the mechanism of convincing yourself that you were becoming a champion, because it's helped me to improve my confidence a lot in the last month.

At the start of two I began taking boxing classes in order to learn something new, get exercise, and feel more secure in myself and my body. The other day, I was doing an individual workout on one of the boxing bags and my coach came over and asked how I was doing. I looked her straight in the eyes, and I said I'm great. I'm becoming a champion, and I literally can't believe I said that to her. It

was like word vomit. I almost said something else, but before I could, she began clapping her hands together like I figured out the final clue of an escape worm. How great? Yeah, so keep going, you guys. You know what somebody texted me. They were saying that they loved to picture our our tennis coach Brent, similar to the boxing that Tinsley's boxing guy in Real Housewives. It was

similar energy. So again, if it's not for you, I understand, fast forward through, but it seems to be helping other people and I have to be able to share my real life or or why would I do this? Because your body is a weapon, Because my body's weapon. All right, here we go to tweet of the way, So if you want to participate, So this is our final one.

Thank you to the Sleep crown Gal. So we were you were asking us at the break Whitney, you were asking us if we actually love the Sleep Crowns because you were thinking about getting one, and we we fucking love them. Anna say what you said, crown. I use it every single night, I you know, I bought it before. I you know, Julie even reached out to us about to Sleep Crown. So this is like, I'm a Sleep Crown loyal loyalists. Yeah, I feel like I want to

travel Crown. I think I need to travel Crown for one. Excited because I I struggle sleeping outside my own bed, and this will be I need to get a travel one. I need to get a travel one. Well, Julie, thank you for being so generous. This is the final one we're sending out. Will you accept the Sleep Crown? All right? Um, here we go. I've chosen a lot, so we're gonna narrow it down. Who's going to get the final Sleep Crown? Good luck everybody. This is from Santini thirty five at

Santini thirty five. Of course Clayton likes to be choked. Have you seen how many turtlenecks at center wears? Oh that's great. Also from Santini thirty five at Santin thirty five. Heavy boots may not have been the best idea for a robes course, but it's probably better than his bare hoofs Okay, here we go to the next one. Um, here we go. This is from Ginger at Ginger Off the Hinge. Gabby's dad pulled a more romantic move than Clayton has his entire season and didn't utter a single word.

We love a silent COVID of wear kid. Um. Okay. This is from Carly at Rose Pedal under c C. This is your weekly reminder that Gabby spent more time in the NFL than Clayton and Jesse combined. Okay, they're all strong so far. This is from Lauren Gene Johnson at Words by l I J. How many times will Clayton be asked if he loves someone's daughter before he has to walk away to stare at a tree with his camera to the back? Okay, this one we have

to cut out, but it made me laugh. Britt Paulson at Burett Susie's dad would like easy to know that he is not, in fact dead. Okay, all right, here we go. Um is that too dark? All right, we'll keep it. Okay, Okay. This is rich Horseley at Rich Horsele Did Rachel actually lose her voice or just whisper so much that her voice got stuck there? Um? Okay, so then we have um. This is from Justin Paul's

Spade at Justin Spade. Tony looks as comfortable talking with Clayton as Trump would look well being deposed by the I R s. Okay, here we go. This is from Justin Paul Spade at Justin Spade. If you exclude anything Carol Baskin ever, did that makeout session betwixt Rachel and Clayton was the most scandalous thing ever to happen in Swamp Florida? All right? And then let's see this is from Andy Ryan Andy Boy's story Gabby and the finale. I knew ever since I got love actually by my dad,

that I was falling in love with you. All right? Those are the runners. What do we have for the final two? You guys like the first one about too? I really like that? Do we like that? And the bear hooves on the ropes? Or let's have it be between the so we know who wins the alright, Santini thirty five, you're you're gonna want a slip crown because he's a beating between you two, But which one's gonna win it? At Santini thirty five. Of course, Clayton likes

to be choked. Have you seen how many turtlenecks that Centaur wears or also Santina thirt Santini heavy boots may not have been the best idea for a ropes course, but it's probably better than his bare hooves. All right, I'm gonna let Katie go first. You know, I was thinking the turtle. I had, like the hose one more. Okay, all right, Anna hoo, I'm gonna go turtle. Okay, I'm gonna let you be the deciding factor of which one wins. Whitney and I was kind of hoping this would happen

so you could be the pick er. Well. I originally I feel like the first time I heard it it was the turtleneck, but the second time through it's the hoofs Oh my god, t you win. Heavy boots may not have been the best idea for a ropes course, but it's probably better than his bare hooves. Solid and thank you again to Julie from sleep Crown. If you want to get your own sleep Crown, you can go to sleep crown dot com, back slash w y a t R and put in code rows for fifteen off

and free shipping. It's so good, it's really comforting. I'm gonna get one if you want to send me of travel one all dat, and if you know, I can just get one, like not a fucking scumbag. I didn't mean to drop the F bomb everybody, all right, because I've never sworn on this. Um, Whitney, Can I just say, can we just salute you? You really were such a wonderful guess. I'm glad this is what happened today. Oh look,

thank you for having me this. I was nervous through it all, but I feel like you truly like this was destiny, this is what it was supposed to be. You were great. Can we just say how crow great was Whitney? Natural? It was really great? Great episode, Dr Banana, this is this is a great I mean, Whitney is a great edition. I'm glad you got to join us. Yeah, you'll have to come back, don't have to come play with other people. Boy, Okay, you're gonna get You're gonna

be on the text list now. Oh boy, this is exciting. Um. I think it's funny because I usually watched the next day, but I was like watching it live last night, which worked out. It Really, this was so great and I'm so glad everybody got to see the beautiful person behind the gorgeous art or so glad you guys like the poop? Oh my god, we love the Jesse Palmer poop. Well, would you like to promote your artwork? Do you have

a website for your art work? I'm private, everything's private, okay. Um, so Anna and I we have our we're doing our Patreon summer House. It's so funny you and Brendan are so funny and doing Bravo Summerhouse. I highly recommend. It's such a it's a very funny season. Um, Katie, what would you like to promote? As always, please go to your local shelter and adopt an animal, foster an animal, donate to the local shelter. And also, um, please donate

to the people in Ukraine. Um, there's World Central Kitchen, Direct Relief, UNICEF, Save the Children. Honestly, if you just go to like charity navigator, they have a whole list of places you can give to. I just want to ask, did you hear about this whole thing? And I don't know who you're supposed to give to you? But in Russia that they only use like PayPal for all of the animal shelters and they've shut off PayPal, so you have to figure out a different way to get money

to you know that it's been really hard. I've been trying to figure out how to get money to animals. There, I f a W. I should have mentioned that they are they're helping, um and then spc A International is saying that they're trying to help. That is something that I've been like really trying to figure out, like how to help more animals because I think, like I f a WS, trying to just get animals out right now, UM, I will update, but yeah, I f a w IF when I checkt us links, we can also put them

on the Facebook page. I love that you bring like I love that we talked about this because like life is happening, and um, we will be back next week with everything for women, tell all and for um dream sweets and uh whitney you. Thank you for showing up and thank you for being a true American treasure ladies and gentlemen. My name is Art Maurye. Until next week and goodbye. Oh yeah, it all up in you today. It feels so good. I just got one little bush

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