"F.I.P. YEAH YOU KNOW ME!" w/ Wells Adams, Rob Benedict and Doug Benson

I've been socialized in a while. I had, I had threw up all weekend, guys. I did I have good poisoning. But guess what, I'm back. I got an extra ginger ale. I'm so thin. Yeah, I've got no moisture on my body. I don't want to Hello and welcome to very erotic this Rose. I'm impersonate again. My name is ARDA Brain, and I'm coming to you from my boogie garage in Los Angeles, California. Guys, I cannot believe the group of gentlemen that I have assembled here. They do not even

know what's about to happen. Um, let me just let me just introduce them to my right is a man. I'm gonna say my favorite the person that we sucked in and and if you were emailed us, they've been rewatching since the beginning. I had no and by that I mean re listening. I have no memory. And you can tell me if you have a memory of this. The first time we captured you, apparently we facetimeed you.

That's I was like, wait what Apparently they said they were saying how much they were enjoying reliving all of the French alright, already hopefully hopefully let me get my put my smart phones, aren't they I don't know a listener there was a listener, okay, so of viewer listener guys, I'm just I'm just you know, my on camera existence. It's so hot. Here we go. So this person emailed in Rebecca, and um, her name is Rebecca Merrison. As

she just said that, she's mate. She's been going back a grand re listen of all of the accept this road. She made it through Ben and Jojoe's season and now she's at the Bachelor in Paradise sixteen and she's having a blast. First of all, it's fun to listen to these episodes and be reminded of crazy moments from those season. Um, it's also very amusing to hear certain takes, etcetera, etcetera.

I'm also loving that I get to witness the genesis of your relationships that we have come to know and love, the prime example being Wells. It was so fun to listen to you guys fall in love with him during Jojo season and then finally get to face time with him, and then meet him starting in a relationship, then in doors to this day where we've captured him under my floorboards in my garage in personem anyway, all this it's

just she loved it. Yeah, Becca, I kind of have a memory of us like recording an episode and you mean, like should I FaceTime Wells? And we're all like yeah, and then you I feel like we must have set that up thought because I would never just free will I don't FaceTime Anna. Do you remember this weird memory? I remember face timing with Dan yelling Canada and you kept asking me if you looked okay Dad, just like okay Daddy, like fresh, And I gotta say like thank

you to Rebecca. So that is terrifying for anyone to go back into the podcast realm and bring up things that and not get canceled. Oh yes, yes, you're always like like we was like we were doing a three legged race. You were always tied to Hydener. He was dragging you right into the cancelation because he lives there. Oh yeah, he's like, come to my PI. I got something to show you over this way I watch. Let me give you the introduction. Lad we love you well.

That also across from me as a man who looks so great for that Canadian Danielle. And now I'm single, Danielle. Hey, Danielle, remember that face time six years ago, even in my fifties. Now I wasn't then, but I'm paging backwards. I was to my sixties. Now I've made it to my fifties. Good news, good news. Great, Yeah, you're single. Um, you've been on a supernatural all the hits A gentleman. He's the vettor of the year on our pod. I literally

haven't eaten anything but apples since Saturday morning. So I'm a little bit punchy today because I did have coffee. Ladies and gentlemen, prob better day. Thanks, everybody can talk to me about your what happened? What did you eat? Well? I first started to this our final the captain of the podcast, A man, are you in a ponytail today? I think so? What a head of hair? I gotta say, I didn't know you had such gore. You could be a hair model. Excuse you. You haven't been facetiming like

a skee ball with contestants. You've been nothing but a perfect gentleman. He started as our Rookie of the Year, and now he is the captain of the podcast. And he is also a very famous comedian and podcaster himself. Ladies and gentlemen, the Captain Douglas Benson ugless, Hi, Douglass here, and I've got a serious accusation that I heard about you are Somebody told me is this true? Are you an actress? Are you acting? Like friends? Yes? I am, This is all fat. I've been acting the whole everything

I do is sure so one big performance done. I mean, I've never seen the worst game of telephone. She's acting. She's an actress. Are you acting? Are you an actress? Like? No further discussion in any direction, not even no one. I'm not an actress. I'm an a counting or whatever. Then yes, she couldn't even answer. She couldn't even then go oh, you are an actress like when she's when because she's a bartenders. Because by the way, guys were also joined with the amazing production team. It's sort of

a cloudy, sexy, moody day. We're here without bucket hat and and a dream. We've got mushrooms in someone's car, and I a will that we've procured from somebody, and a will to win ladies and gentlemen. Dr Arianna, Danna, Tanna, Hannah, Montanna, Bananna and Katie Levine. I'm an actress. Here's what I want to tell you. I need to catch you guys up to be because you guys haven't been on for a minute. Here's rich you don't know. Anna and I have changed and your your lives are about to change.

If I seem different, if I seem more powerful, guys, it's because I am. Here's what I want to tell you. This is very important and this has nothing to do with the boutchelor and our listeners all know. I just tell you it sounds like you're about to pitch an MLM. Have you considered Have you considered this tanning cream. This is okay, this is it's a whole new way of I'm a cult leader. Are listeners need to fast forward through because they all know that their championship and and

I are busy becoming champions. That's who we are now and we need you to know it. Basically, we took up tennis a couple of months ago. It's my volleyball. It's like, I'm Val Kilmer and I'm and I'm sexy, and I'm tan and I'm the top guy all night long tennis. Yes, so I'm doing I'm doing all night long tennis. And so I was again, I was another an athlete. I was always feeling like a liability. It was a sport I played through high school badly, not even on JV. So I took it up again because

the Pando. I was like, I need something to talk about with people besides the Bachelor, like hiding in my house. So I started playing tennis again. Here's the thing, Wells, you're an athlete. You didn't have to although although we saw you have to do the fireman drill, so maybe you would get this. I bet it. But I feel like you're on teams in high school I started. I don't even know what happened. I had to for Voice of You guys. I haven't eaten anything but Apple since

Saturday morning. So I was insulting myself on the court and my friend did an intervention on me, and she was like, Ardent', there's nothing wrong with your game. You gotta stop saying that you're not good at it, because it's chum in the water. It's like if you're at stand up and you say you did badly and there's like other people will like you're you're giving other people like arrows to shoot you with. She goes, You're becoming a champion. So no matter what you tell me, you're

becoming a champion. And so I have to say I've worked in your like panicking and wanting to quit the clinic from like the worst one in the group. But I'm like, no, I'm allowed to be here. I'm becoming a champion. I'm in the practice and becoming a champion. And now, um, all of our listeners are becoming champions. I am becoming a champion, and I want you to know it feels so good. Can I ask you a question, Well, what have you been up to? You lately, and you're

because you're an actor. Now you're just like you're just like Genevieve. Your answer, your line is, I'm becoming a champion. Well, I haven't seen you since my birthday? Rody, what have you been busy doing? I've been busy becoming a champion? Doesn't that feel good? It feels amazing. I believed you too. How did it feel like? How does it feel to be a champion? Well, it was a long road, you know. It was a lot of hard work, a lot of sweat of the brow. Yes, yes, a lot of heels

in the dirt. Yeah, heels in the dirt. But you know what, I overcame a lot of stuff and uh, now here I am a champion. Yes, you became a champion. I willed myself the championship. Now, rob what have you been up to? You haven't been in person for a while. What have you been doing? I'm becoming a champion? Does you feel good? It does feel good? Good. I didn't think I could do it, but he did it. He did it. Yeah, are you coming a champion? And what

wary of your life? Have you been really executing? Becoming a champion? Um? Say anything? Anything coming? Here, Yes, yes, here today, Yes, champion on time. Yeah. I was like jabbering away, well as you are. Hey, hey lady, we're at work. I'm at work. I don't know where you are a champion? Are you all right? Hey, Doug? Yea Douglas for you. I think I've got at least one answer. I haven't seen you in a moment aside from growing gorgeous,

gorgeous hair. What have you been up to? Oh, well, you know what I've been, uh, you know, getting ready to be a champion. Yes, by taking care of my armpits. Oh yeah, I haven't seen somebody about grooming my How high are you right now? Pretty high? About seven point four? Chap. You've gotta have you gotta have uh, well groomed armpits if you're a champion, because champions are always raising their

hands up over their heads, lasting them together. And yes, and just a lot of a lot of activities where the pits are revealed. And I've seen a lot of champions that lose everybody's interests immediately when you have gnarly things going on in their arm pits. I believe that your armpit hairs is gorgeously off. Does that ponytail and I'm here, let's talk about some champions champion level of villainry shout out to Channel. I mean that is she's an actress. Yes, she is an act Guys, overall overall,

did you enjoy the runners Adam Champion? She's a champion, champion And I feel bad for like her scoliosis, because she's been carrying this whole thing, and now that she's gone, I don't know what's going to be sure. I think that we're gonna need maybe Mara is going to need to step up. But yeah, she was. She was phenomenal and I love the mount of projection that was happening with her of like I am the I am Meryl Street. Did you see those tears? You're an actress? Literally she was.

She's gonna take being a champion too far and you have no empathy left, like if you're kind of a douche about it, so don't shoot towards it. But I gotta give her the gold medal. Like when I saw a lot of people were tweeting last night that like they didn't want say at Paradise, and to that, I say, oh my god, how dare you do? Like I'm sorry, but like just her walking down the steps with the platter of shrimp. Oh my god. Oh, somebody tweeted on us.

They want her to like like barrel, like go over the falls and m barrel, I crash on the beach? Was shrimp like? That is? Like that is an entrance? Doug? Overall, did you enjoy the run of the time She's done in Paradise? The ocean will be full of trophies? What was the question? Did you love her run as a villain? I love is a weird word for it, because I I wish I like a sneakier villain. Okay. I feel like she was acting like it wasn't going to be televised,

and maybe that might be where she was at. Maybe she's surprised to find out. Yeah, because now I feel like, if she does show up in Paradise, she's you know, she's either got to be full villain or she's gotta like try and pull a Victoria and try to be like, oh, I was just joking around, and then where does that get you? In Paradise? That didn't get her anywhere. She switched from the queen to the goddess and it was like you gotta sticks down brands here. Yeah, you know.

But also you could also be a you know, you could declare that you're a nice queen or whatever that wants to demote yourself to another title. I have the captain from now on. If you're if you try to call me a steward or some crap, flip this table, you're not the captain. We both couldn't come up with any titles that are lower than captain. Captain doesn't really you know, he's just the charge of the crew. You don't watch below deck clearly, Dr Banana. I'm defer Dr Banana.

The boson is like the person underneath the first office officer who is in charge of all the deck hands. There's greenhorn too, I know that from the Deadliest Cat. That's right there. The newcomer on the boat. You could be the greenhorn that sounds like a rancher thing. Maybe because they've got sea sick. I don't know. No, I think it's because you're green, like you're new, you're green, the green. There's a horn. Robbie v V Yeah. I have to admit, like I hated her so much and

then when she finally voted out, I was bumped. I wanted to like get past this one too. I was like, did you think that she was going to continue? Because he was barely touching what's her name? Yeah, like his hands weren't even touching her, and he's all over no, no, he's fully horned. Dog first takes it where you can get it. He's a horny guy. But in her case, I mean just the way he looked at both of those women when nothing at nothing had occurred. He was

looking like one of you. So there they are. They go to their weird to they're weird COVID too. On one. They're trying to make it seem like a normal season. So we started the mansion. Then we went to Houston. Now we're international in Toronto where we're gonna sit on a tiny couch on the lawn and and then and then he's it's just like it was very weird. Um And Genevieve is the first to talk to him on their tiny couch and she's like, you know, it was

just she starts crying. It was not fucking easy. It was a hard fucking week to find out about it. To one, when it's awkward, it doesn't feel right. I felt badly for her. I mean who she's like, how did I get caught up in this? You know? She could see like what am I doing here? How did she get picked for? Like one of you is going home? Women? They threw this poor woman on the pile because they all didn't get along with the name. She goes well being vulnerable. It is not easy for me. I'm sorry,

I seemed distant. And then they kissed and she's like watching from behind a tree, like like in like a safe by the like wait what and she was like I don't trust her? And then she was watching and then meanwhile Genevieve was crying and say starts mocking her cry and the worst absolute word. I loved it. She's such a piece of ship. That's a champ right there. She's like amount of times did she talked about Genevieve being like a like a puppy and throwing the puppy like, yeah,

she couldn't believe how great that line was. Yeah, was commuted like you're like, that's such a terrible things, very Cruellavillain. Yeah, yeah, did you did you notice real quick where they were sitting to they were like sitting or the river goes into the fall. So they were sitting above the falls, and I genuinely was like, I wouldn't be surprised if she tried to push Jenn. Oh my god, I half expected. She goes, poor Jenevieve, look poor me, and then they

played crazy string to music. And then so then she so that she goes over to Clayton and we were talking about this inside earlier. He was like, thank you for apologying. To apologize in the group, she says, okay, Daddy, do you feel better? Yeah? I thought bad. Dank you, daddy, and they go It's just this Genefe situation. It's just hard to trust her. And then she as we learned last week, she had been rehearsing what she wanted to say to him, Jen if he wants to go home,

she wants to peck her bag. Did she even mention that? She said she doesn't want to be here. She said that last night is such a messed up thing because if you go on a two on one, you have to pack your bags, like it's a thing, you know, you have to be ready to leave. So I'm sure she was like, well, I'm gonna go pack my bags. And she was like I'm going to use that. She's so good. She's like, I just always told you i'd tell you the truth. She's got an actress vibes to

your face. She says one thing to the camera, she says another. I'm like, that's what that's who you are. That's who you are. And he's like, I feel bold over and then she and then she starts crying. He goes, you have been so open and vulnerable. Um, and then uh, and then and then she goes, she and then she goes in her interview tears tears, hashtag tears, dude, they came to me so easily. And then she goes, it was tough. For a minute, I was like, oh, she cried,

and I did. And then we're back to her with him, and she shimmy and she goes, oh, I do like you. I'm sorry, and then he goes, I got to think about this for a second. And then he stood with his arms folded with a wedgie. I took a photo of it. It's hard on photographs. You're staring out. Really looked like he went over to the other side of the lawn to like take a leak. He literally stood with a wedgie he's got such a look at his ass,

Look at his ass. He's like he's still leggy. He's still standing there like I want to clunch my skinny je he did that. He's still there like that, thinking so hard with a wedge like he's got very he's a strong built guy. It's like two full hamhocks shout to like Latex and he's like clenching, so hard, going and much rather function name. But they're telling me I've got to cut the flood. Sexy one like Joe played on and he's like, oh, I got this. I gotta get back in the game. And then it kind of

came quick. It was like okay, by by today, he had so little information. Just one said one thing, one said the other. Yeah, he goes, I gotta think about that. She goes, I gotta really reach you, not an actress. Then while she goes tonight is going to feel better. Then sucks. Then she says goodbye Genevieve into Niagara Falls and he comes back and goes, I know today has been awkward to say the least, like we haven't done anything. Literally,

we've done nothing today. Um. He's like, um, you know you did ask me to be honest with you, Genevieve, are you an actress? Are you lying? She goes, I am not. I am not an actress. I'm not really feeling anything. I'm just I'm just curious. I'm wait a minute, I'm sorry. Back at the bus, is there any reason that that question was asked? I don't. I don't know what to say, and he's like, hold on, I gotta I gotta step away, talk to my dumbell king, Jesse

Palmer Toronto. Okay, I gotta get my ass as. I gotta get that, and then she sating about drowning the chihuahua. She goes, I'm stopped three bet Jess home, and then Jenevieve goes, I think you are an actress. This is absolutely fucking insane. I fellow her in that moment. And then Jenevieve got a rose and a kiss where she looked past kissing him. She's like, and then the suitcase. P A goes and takes the suitcase. The women go fucking Backship goes, I am shocked he chose an actress.

After she's screaming, I am Meryl straight, I willed myself to cry and I did it. She does an actress over me, weirdo, like, fuck that guy, Fuck that guy. I'm sickening. This is disgusting. This is why I am single. Thank you. I hate Clayton. She screams over Niagaraphas, fuck you. Incredible television. Well Adams, talk to me, tell me anything you want from any of that exchange on the table.

Such a great, great, really minimal two on one. We didn't have the bad Lands, we didn't have the Bay of Pigs, we didn't have Cupcake crying on a cliff, but it was still epic. Yeah, but once again, it was doing all the heavy lifting, Like we didn't get a helicopter going, Like I wanted helicopter budget in there. Obviously drone, give me a drone, Yeah, but I want person left there and left. She was on a boat

going into the fall, thank you. Yeah, she was, and they were up on the top trying to make it like she could see them. That's what I think they were trying to she was. She was weird fairy. I was taking notes like they couldn't see each other, couldn't pass. I think that was the point, because they were like right on the edge making out and she's like into them Okay, that's good. I literally was fueled by apples

and like just writing it out like a lune attack. Okay, Rob, tell me anything you want to say about that whole all of that, the whole sequence. I mean it made so little sense. I mean everything that we're saying. I mean, he had no information, He can't read people at all, and he just believes everything it's spaces value. She's an actress, she is as you're not this. Maybe if I could get a half of my hands on her resume an actress or not, I am not. I am not an actress.

I'm just that he's still got like nine ten women left. At this point, He's like, I'm just really worried that everyone's gonna close to my house. They're all gonna turn and run away. Like he really is worried that at the top he's gonna get rejected. All of them say that, every single one is like my biggest fear, my biggest fears. It's like, yeah, well that might happen, so get over because you're gonna it's gonna be the rejection of asking somebody to dance when they say no. And only a

couple of people here. It compared to it's a TV show where the point is for him to succeed if he fails, but that happens with every single person. But if he if he had chosen yeah, I bet you a lot of women would have They should have left. I think she should already. I think that's why he had to do it. Yeah, he had to, because then a bunch of women have been like, what the fund is happening? He did not want to, and then later he's like, I heard everybody's screaming you here in my room,

and so I'm glad you're having fun? What? No, Yeah, because you because you quit? You know, you the bad guy got fired. You know, heard every screaming having a good time, ladies. But what a day we have? Let me just go stand or wow? I have to say, honestly, he made so many bad decisions up to this point. I kind of wanted her to go all the way like a champion. It was a part of me that wanted her even though she sucked. There was a part of me that it was like, he deserves to be

bamboozled by her till the end. Do you agree? I just don't know. He's so hard to tell how much he's bamboozled because you know, it's not like the producers never say anything like he was told that she threw the trophy into the bushes or whatever, So wouldn't that right there just be like, alright, I don't need I don't need her around anymore, you know. But then it's you know, then the producers go, hey, you know, isn't she fun though? Don't you think she's fine? Trying to

make out with her? Yeah? Yeah, because every time they'd have a conversation, she'd just get it to the makeout, which is I'd say a great tip for anybody that wants to uh, you know, bag Clayton to just make out with him, because that was just every situation, you know, it's fine after that. Oh no, no, no, it's like licking an ice cream cone or something. It's just he's just like so gross. It's so grass. It's like a monster trying to be tender. It's like he's got horrible

fangs coming out of his face. So he doesn't want to cut her with it, but he really wants to make out hard. I don't want to see the tongue. And again, oh it's a gross I was through something on my television last night literally almost sues him. I was like, oh my god, I read him. I look at his weggie. I can't read you really look at his wedgie and though it's coming attractions of him in

the blue Matrix blazers showing this. This is some clip of him, and I hate this coat more than anything in oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yea yeah yeah yeah yeah. He just on his centaur body. How do you how do you take Hillary Cutton's coat taste? And Hillary screaming I love this woman like Tom Cruise on the couch about Katie Holes, I am in love of the water. I love this woman. Hide half of my horse body. Second that we're gonna take a quick break and we'll

be right back. Oh yeah, I need a sexual time out, and we're back. Katie's got a story about her. I was my mom hates him, We hate watching him kiss. I want to throw up every time he kisses someone. But I was saying that I think he should just wear track pants and like a hoodie. Yeah he would love hot. And they keep trying to dress him in weird clothes and I don't know what's going on. Just have him wear trap pants in a hoodie. Yeah, he's

got an undressable neck. That neck they try to put things around it that are like, you know, the zip up all the way up. It's just like what is happening? Because heads just popping out of that body. Dressing a turtle Clowe. Somehow they dressed a little bit better. He looks fine. His clone is like I accepted to put me in a suit. There's something about they're trying to make him like casual Friday but like working at an

office park. It's like they're trying to make him like relatable and not in a suit at all time sweat suit. They should do ath leisure with. I mean really like if he just had like Adidas track pants on and like a hoodie and some like sneakers, I think he would look like like, yeah, he would look better. J Yeah, he's a little tup off. He'll start to look mafia. You'll start to look like a what should he wear? Wells? What should he wear? What should you wear? Dress him?

That's the graph Beck. You got to do him in a goon outfit like that. Very ladies having fun. I know it's been kind of an awkward when his proposal time is going to stick a lump of cold up there and then the diamond ring will fall out. Nil light super t h. I'm it's been a tight ride up there. I'm nil. Okay, Rob, what would you dress him in in his undressable neck? God? Yeah, I mean he probably is best in workout clothes. That's where he's

most comfortable, So keep it loose. Catholic, he's wearing T shirts. Were like they have to probably cut the sleeves off at the end of the day. Like he's just like, it's too much about what a big, big, big person. Yeah, like maybe of these girls with the women are so tiny, Like why don't they just go ahead and eliminate some of those? Oh yeah, I know. As an earlier guest on the podcast, uh oh it was Las Bassett's husband, Michael. I was talking about Teddy the Virgin. It's like, that's

too big of a person to take. Is your first door? Yeah, center, you got to ease in to the pool. Yeah, you might. You might know how to start out with the half for maybe you start with like the little g Yeah I was a virgin, but now like anything started the little guy with the pan pipes. Start at the cent tour, Well, I want on. ABC said, wait, did we know that about her before lest we saw her opening package? I believe um, you called her the most confident virgin, didn't you?

But she was super coss She's really come down in confidence. Yeah, on the on the regular. Yeah, because he hasn't paid any attention to her. She got first repression and then that was that was that was similar to Abigail Matt James gave her first impression and then backed backed up the bus on her. Is that where we're going next? Because that was one of the funniest scenes ever. Tell me the virgen. Yeah, we're not there yet. We're not there yet. Okay. She was like that, Wait what Jenny Sorr,

I haven't been around for a bit. Talk about talking about bad acting. What are you going to know when you're in love? I mean, when do you know that we're gonna be able to do centaur horny seems like you don't have to get married, you just have to be in love. That's a PIU marriage. Okay, he literally said in his in the moment he goes, he goes, I could be her first love and other things where

marriage maybe that guarantee. We were both eating apples this weekend. Okay, wait, sorry, unfortunately we have to Unfortunately we have to go watch this poor lady Night have to explain here we are. So then the suitcase p a comes. Everybody's psyched. Um. So then Sarah gets a date. No, yes, no, we see Sarah. She's like, I truly am confident. It feels real, it feels like real life. So we're somewhere, we're at a cocktail party, the flight instructor with the whisper flight instructor.

She's like, I just want you. Literally, here's a new move for the Bachelor, Dustier. This is a new one. Whisper for power, Whisper to win, Whisper your way to the final rows of like just like I like. And then she's like, we've already we were already in this so fast like and she's like, I want to get here right now. I feel hard. You have no idea what I'm feeling. He's like, I feel like worst horny. And then they made out on a fur rug. She's

fully splayed out for that horse. I like lying on the fur rug splayed out like Catherine the Great legs a horse. I have a question. But he started to spiral a little in that. Yeah, he was like out, like so you're like you're like into it, but like you don't know that you like hometowns into it. That was a little later, he faked out a little later they had no game. Yeah, I was like, she's clear,

she's clearly the winner. He's your parents right right. Be a champion, man, You're the fucking t You're the titleholder, bron problem. Look, even if you don't feel it, it's about of like fake it till you make it. Honey, you gotta stay to yourself. Like I'm feeling things. I'm feeling vulnerable, vulnerable, so many I'm feeling I'm feeling invulnerable, but I'm very vulnerable. But the reality is not only I'm become you champion. I am the champion. I'm wearing

the title belt. They've got me a belt fit for a horse. I'm the champion, I'm i pick. I'm crowning the winner. So like, be cool, Bra, He can't, Well, what the fuck I don't. I mean, that whole conversation was very funny. Oh my god, wait was it? That was it? Then? That was later, so they're making up by the fire and then Mara is nervous um and she's like, I want to see that. I'm a keeper,

which is always a keeper thing to say. And then she gets interrupted immediately, right yeah, she goes, okay, listen up, I love to feed people. I don't ever want to be fed. I don't want to be fed. I don't want to be fed on a date because I love to feed people. And then I realized she actually loves to actually feed people. She's like, I'll put up nobody wants to be fed poutine. Yeah, and it's a little like here comes the train and you know, if you've

never kissed a person, you can't feed them poutine. And he is a big giant baby. That's why he's getting treated this way. He's a big giant basis because I do like you. And then you put gravy on it, like okay, slow down, and then and then he bit down the fork the for she got weird the fork. We eat fries with the four and then they get interrupted and she goes, damn, that was hella quick, that's amazing. And then she was like what was that a total?

Like three minutes? Are you kidding me? I'm a grown ass woman. I came here for love over this fucking guy, like yeah no, and then she was the last one who got the rose and he cut Marlena and Hunter so mad about Marlina. She is she was my hair. She should be a bachelor love So the Olympian Yes, so funny, so funny, great personality, fucking great at football it she was great at roasting. Also she took too, Yeah she was. She was like, I could do better

than obviously. She's like, are you fucking kidding me? I'm like an Olympia happy, huge thing where we all, you know, look good. By the way Hunter at the end teaching him the dance that's like a South Everyone learned that dance in steven grade. That's like not a specific that was like like the twist or something. It was like something kind of sexual. Oh yeah, the shagging shagging. I'm like, that's what we all did in seventh grade. It's not agreed, dude,

it was. It was not. By the way, Shaggy was such a fun Shaggy was so fun. And did you know that he had a reggae album that he did with Sting in the last few years that was like a hit anyway, I loved Did You Die No but I like Jack Funnest. I googled him. I had food poisoning all week and I haven't. I haven't socialized in a minute, and I ate apples. It was the salad. I had salad at a restaurant, and I you know, when you're throwing up and you're thinking of a specific

it was the salad. It was the goddamn self alf camera of camera, camera, you can tell you can tell me what I went. I'll tell you right now. And we're back because it's hella good. So they go, guess what, ladies, we're leaving. We've gone from Houston, We've gone to Torto, Toronto, and now we're leaving Canada to Croatia. A Croatia a place ready to fall now. Look, I gotta say, it looks really beautiful. But what I think here a place you're about to fallow up? I think Italy parents, I

think Busla or not. I do not think huh, Croatia really laxed covidash. That's why everyone films in Croatia right now below Captain there, Creation doesn't like, oh yeah, yeah, you guys got the good deal. Yeah, nobody else would have them with COVID Italy was like get the funk out. I was in Paris around the time they would probably film in this, and it was like very strang Oh yeah, yeah, no, Croatia is like no problem. By the way, it's beautiful. Yeah,

looks awesome. It looks awesome. Let's go all right. So here we are in Havar, Croatia, and they had to race into the hotel and flop into really hard twin beds and go fly yes, yeah, yeah, And then he goes and the one on one starts now Teddy the Virgin, and marrows like what the fuck? I hope they have a great time. Not too great? Um, so I did

like that. You could tell that Jesse was definitely still doing like college football that weekend, like didn't make it out to Croatia because because he has to go and like be like welcome too, beautiful of Croatia, we're your host, being like welcome ladies, and here's the first card or something like Alabama is playing that week. Alabama playing Alabama. So meanwhile, mar is so pissed she conjures a storm center.

What is she in con She's exactly there's a count o, there's like lightning coming out of her, and she's like, I'm bringing that you that you hear that fucking thunder. That's that's how I'm stilling right now. You think I'm kidding. No, it was clear you're not, ma'am. So then it's the way you make her sound sounds like the wife of a goon. And maybe they should be together. Oh he would be him in a track suit with her coca and be like, let me feed you cho cho choe.

I'll put up boy, holl gotta fat that horse. Of course you gotta eat. Yeah, exactly, Grease Lightning is gotta eat up for the big race. Kentucky Derby's you gotta win. Baby. She's just got a merry rich and get on a real housewife. So yeah, New Jersey, New Jersey. She's got to be dealing with like uh like Teresa, Yeah, Teresa and all of them, so Teddy and Clayton. Um, She's like, Okay, may go in. She's like, maybe she's pissed because she hasn't.

She hasn't like he gave her the first impression roads she was the confident virgin. She's like, maybe we'll find out our future holds somebody together. He's like, maybe and then they're like, let's go shopping around her bar. Lavender is for lovers. She's like the whole stand of course, like bo bo is, like Dracu Dragon Dragon had a centaur body, Aculus Suckraculus started. Can't see it, Draculus, he's

leaning forward as time legs holding it. He's like a two legg and cent cartoon Clintons, if there's any cartoons out there, cartoons Clinton, and we'll use it for our merch. And I'll just say, I am going if you give us purpose, and we will make teachers motivational posters that are in offices that to horses can't be like a vote for Hillary button. Okay. So then and then he's she have nothing to say each other. So they're eating ice cream and he goes, she goes, I love eating

ice cream in the rain, Clayton. And then she goes, well, I always wanted a big dog's I told you you got big dug right here. She's like so mad at you. Did you notice she always also has cardigans on that are like just off her shoulder, like she just woke up, like I wish I had have her confident virgin moves. So then she's like, okay, it's time I got something to tell him. So she shows up in a great dress. She had a great dress for their dinner and he

was like, whoa great dress? Talking about sex. She's like, WHOA thank you? He said, thank you for being patient. She's like, I have something to talk to you about. He's gonna come back with me to the stage or like, do I have to hear about like you know, a dead parent or don't have to? He was so happy about this news, you know, like, what's the what's the drama bond that's happened. She's the guy something to tell you. I've be't meaning to tell you. Was like, guy, what

is it? Oh? She's like, I am a virgin. You can seem like She's like my mom had a baby in high school. I am a sexual person. I enjoy that aspect of myself. I'm going to wait to the first time I'm in love. He's like, Okay, have you been in love. She's like, no, I've never been in love. I didn't want to get hurt. I want to make um. He's like okay, okay, okay. I want to make sure you feel like you're fully, fully vulnerable and then uh, she goes, um, you know what, it's been really hard

in this environment to keep my walls down. If you've never been in love, he's like, but well, you know, let me just ask you. If you've never been in love, how do you know? Like how will you know? And then she's like, well, I do feel safe and protected. I feel safe with you more. She's like, I am allowing myself to fall. Um, you know, to be the first of what did I write? To be the first of many? Could be special? That a line? Did this

say that? Um? She's like, I'm feeling something so much physically and emotionally, and then um, she she gets the rose immediately and she's like, I am ready to be all in and he's literally like, I'm ready for now. What was the line that he was like, I I it's really exciting that I could be like her first

love and first of other things. He was so excited the way he said it, like you could just like he was like, I think he was hard, just like just the thought about it's just like, you know, just think about her first love, the first of all A lot of things. You just have to be merged, just has to be loved okay, and I just share this tweet that really made me laugh from tweeter the week it's gonna win, so we should say, okay, okay, it's

gonna win. It's so good and we need to save it so we don't hurt them because they need to win. A sleep crowd. Well, what were you saying about this conversation? You're saying the look on his face was beautiful. You could tell that like he was in utter shock, and he was that's not what he was thinking. But when she was like, you know, I do feel I feel safe, you know, around you and next to you, there's in my mind, I was like, he's gonna be like, not

until you see this center. They're not gonna say after that. You're clearly not say look at her side, your friends, you're in danger. Man, everyone can see her say. Nobody really say you're real. You're starting to focus center. O. God. So if he if he sleeps with two of the final three, is she she the third? Yeah? I think she's. Yeah. I think he's because he's you know, at least the optics of it are going to keep him from trying to have sex with her. I would think he should

be more of a gentleman about that. Yeah, but then that's sex with the other two when they show us, like, what's gonna happen? I forget does he says three in love with and then one of the women says he slept with all three of us. It was something with all three of you. Doug, you were saying something before we aired about something with the edit God, like, there's something that's well was in in that sequence until she

was gone from the show. So I'm saying, they make it look like people made it farther, then they're going to make it right and so, and then that montage that they keep showing, Uh, there's a lot of one person speaking while looking at another. Yeah. Yeah. The audio is often you don't you know, and then the cutaways you don't know when that person is looking at, what

they're looking at, or who they're looking at. And so I feel like I feel like they are telling us that he says, yes, I slept with two of you, obviously, but I don't think they've shown us who those people are specifically. Obviously, we're getting closer and closer as they keep eliminating people, and uh, you know, yeah, I think the Frank and bite work alone by these editors deserves like him. It's incredible. I will say, I feel like you can see the heavy handedness of the producers more

this season, more than normal. But I think the editors deserve a real a lot of recognition by very I think they deserve an Oscar. When's the part where Susie isn't it Susie that's coming up? That's coming up right now? Producers, it feels like that wasn't written by her. That card that they showed, wells exactly. It looks like, yeah, she seems like a big bell tower girl. Yeah, definitely her idea. We're gonna take a quick break and we'll come right back. Oh,

bone zone. Time for the bone zone. So um, Sarah got the one on one. Mara is pissed. So the producers are so mean, did not give her any one on one and to do her enemy that called her cougar at thirty one. I mean, to be fair, she's not acting like she's not doing herself, but that's so that it's old, it's ancient, like eggs have dried up. I felt badly for her, and I'm on her side in that fight, but I feel like she's like she's like a like a loan officer. Her vibe it's like, wait,

you know her whole vibe is it's intense. It's actually a perfect So when she found out she didn't get it, she started crying. She's like, I have done so much. I've given some much. Yeah, where's the guy? Mean nowhere? No way, I don't where. Meanwhile, she's like, I gotta go on this fucking date, a group date. She's jealous.

There's nights and a sword fighter. There's a creation. Cool that they have lady nights, Lady Nights and by the way, like this hipster lady Night would be killing it and like Highland Park or Silver like, yeah, the larper's within this, within the world of the bachelor of like pageant world. They're like wait what you know, well she would be killing it. Um. So she's like, you know what in Croatia, women's shoulder to shoulder with men. Um, go choose your shoes,

your suit. So there's a feast. There's gross food. It was fucking disgusting. Is with this? They must also have vegetarians, Like what could I do if I was there? And I'm like, I do not eat meat. Also, like parish. I don't eat poor. Apparently I would just leave like and uh uh so I'm sure they'd be like, Okay, there have been vegans of vegetarians, and I feel like

they probably of course there are. Serena says squeezes fish eyed juice into her mouth, which I thought you're supposed to eat the eyeball, but she just kind of rings it out in her She looks at almost like like like I lock, like like are you fucking coming at me? Like you for you loan officer like a sponge. Yeah. I literally couldn't watch it, like I don't meet. It was like very and then that's what gave me food poisonings. I actually decided. I was like, I am going to

enter this competition. I was gonna do one. I flew to a croatia, I slept on a hard bed. I tried to made him at the clock tower. It didn't work, so that they had to go do their poems written for them by the same person. Mara had a full limerick and yet Serene one not Mara, just because the producers want to put the screws on just for like just to have a new the two on one, like they need some controversy and by the way, how easily

manipulated they are. It works well, well, but that's a Serene didn't win the Rose though, right, So like it's one of these competitions that's total bullshit because you can win that, but you don't get the road. What did she win exactly? Getting carried off by Clayton. They like hung out and kissed for a little bit, like, oh yeah, they're kissing. The first one carried off is huge though, because though you know, Tomorrow had to sit there and

watch it happen. Yeah, you're right, that's right, you know, slowly broke down when everybody knows. Everybody knows her little limerick was the best. She did the best, like good, yeah she did. She memorized. It was kind of simplistic, but it was I've lost so many parts tomorrow. If I could learn my lines like that, I gotta say, here we go, here we are, We're at Clayton, freaking the funk out with Rachel motor Mouth. I just don't know. I don't know where you're at. I I mean, do

you feel like I could be a pass? It's like next meet and she's all over him. Yeah, and she's like, she's like, do you feel like I mean, do you feel like you need more time? This is all I'm asking, Like, do you need more time? Because its next meet? That's like you have no idea? No, I just be like, okay, well, like I imagine I don't want to be left in the west here. You have no idea. I am falling for you so hard. I am terrified. I don't know what's gonna happen. I don't have like like my mind

is like everything I would love to bring you. Meanwhile, Morrows after the side. I'm the oldest one here. Do you think that Morrow is watching it back? Being like all I had to do was say that I'm falling for your like shrimp nuts and yeah, I'm all juice. Yeah you She's just some secret words I had to say. She goes, I am super ready to settle down. I wish you could see what when I bring to the table. I am ready to marry. I am my wife material or not wife material, because a lot of these ladies

in not wife material. I have done everything. Hey Clayton over, yeah said that, big boy. I gotta see in my office. She isn't old, but she does say things that old people say like, yeah, that's wife material right there. Look at us. She's got she's got baby bearing hips, wife materials. Amazing about let's say, so you're not going to meet a doctor. She's like those people in the progressive commercials that are turning into their parents. Someone didn't leave home

soon enough. Yes, I've done everything you say you're looking for. Surprised you say you're looking for, you say you're looking for a woman, you say you want to pursue. You've given enough roses that don't reflect that you're checking all the box. I'm a woman, was over twelve. I like centaur, I'm a woman. This is your journey, not mine, But I gotta stay here. Some of the women did not come on. I'm not saying when you're under two on one.

Things were being said back at the hospital. Um, he's like, what is it? What? Wait? Wait, wait what about the woman? I don't know age? Um, you know twenty three. I could not even picture myself being engaged at twenty three, nine years ago. And then you know, I rucs like you got a good point there. Sarah is the youngest one in the house. She's not painfully honest. He goes, I appreciate your honest, dude, and he thought he's being so smart too. He's like, I realized she's talking about Sarah.

She was like some people said they're not ready the waves. Oh you're like, god, you literally have to be like I heard. And he's like so he falls for every trap everything. So then he's like, I appreciate the honesty. And then once again he gives the rose to rate Rachel and Mars like, what I am white material? Yeah, it's pissed. Meanwhile, Clayton is just naturally standing staring at

his door. Stand by just standing staring. It's hard. He is like a robot, like recharging staring, just waiting for his feedback. There's a knock in the door and the thing comes in underneath it. He get things up and he opens the door so confused. It's his own handwriting and his collegon meet me at the clockdown and he's like, oh, I gotta go back to the mean mortgage broker. He's like, oh, ship,

I gotta go back to that cougar's dead. How funny would it be though, if he had a one on one on one with himself, if he's like Memento exactly so he doesn't forget I've come from the future to warn you about these women. He's late, deary lawyers. But you know what, I should also tell you who's going to win the super Bowl. Oh so you're gonna sucking virgin.

So that's cool, okay. So then so then he's like he shows up and he sees it Susie, and he's like because he thinks he's gonna go yelled at by Mara and he was like, whoa, Oh, I am so happy right now? Whoah? Why was he was insane even all the way to the top of the tower. It is just so psyched not to give me yelled at by Mary? What are we doing her? Sus what's happening? I put on my best not leisure wear. Isn't medsday? Family?

Your family, last people one of my family. When you say meet me at the clock tower, there's a gun involved or some aggressive shoving. Yeah, something can happen in the top of that tower. Not just got a secret. I like you you'll never make and I look like knnah Brown and Wie Ryan. So here we are. He goes, whoa. She's like, Hey, I'm feeling insecure. It's always hard when you get the first one on one day, you come out strong and then you got put to the back

of the line. There like you forget about her. It's hard to come back. She's like, I've been feeling insecure about losing my chance to be with him. She asked him, how are you feeling, because I'm excited, but I don't want to be blindsided, Like I don't want to get pushed off the tower. She's like, I did want to bring you something here, to bring something up to share with you. Um. He's like, oh, well, of course I got caught off guard. UM. She's like, look, it's hard

being here. I'm happy for you, but I am putting up walls. Um. I promised myself would be more vulnerable and um, even like I thought, like there's so much more to go, but I just thought, I need to tell you now, Clay, and I do feel like I am falling in love with you. He goes, oh my gosh, this is the happiest I've been since I've been on this journey, except for earlier when I found out Teddy

was a virgin. Whoa wow who. She told me everything I needed to hear, and then he met his clone in the in the alley for a quick yeah, and he's like, Jesse, um, Jesse goes. I was scared. I was scared. He's like, well, you need some reassurance. I just wrote out these two knobs. Jesse gaven bad advice? Would just listen to your own hard like, no, he no, he's he's not told I don't trust that hard Yeah, exactly what did you guys think of of what's her name? Still,

I would have said I would have said him. I would have said to him, don't believe everything from everybody. Advice is terrible, Like, listen to your heart. This is what I did. Yeah, and no one remembers what Jesse did. He didn't marry her. So wait, so Susan the clock tower? She was on the clock tower. What did you guys think? I mean, I've been a fan of Susie from Jay one. You feel like she's been uh, you know, staying out of trouble with all these altercations between the different gals.

She never gets involved except for when it gets really bad. She seems reasonable. Would you say she's a champion? Oh yeah, I would say that about her. I think she's, uh, she's going all the way to this and other seasons becoming a champion. Do you guys think her saying I have a beast inside of me or all that was

foreshadowing to something I forgot about that. I also will say I said this early at the break Hannah Brown also had a beast in her remember, so I think similar, But like, I'm curious if they included that, because maybe something's going to come out later. Hot, yeah, I'm gonna see a beast with two backs, idiot. I was like, have you many horse? What happened to Hannah Brown? Where she? Do you know? Where? Where you put her? Where? I think that she's she's dating somebody. She wrote a book.

I thought the book. Somebody gave me the book. Her birthday is she But she didn't wind up with anyone from the show. No, Remember, she chose Jed and Jed was just using her. Man dated Tyler for a little bit during COVID, Right, Yeah, they quarantined together for set. Okay, Yeah, all right, she's out there doing her thing. Yeah, did come back? We get round too? Yeah? Why not? Okay? So then, um and I made it. I made it. Let's just say I googled the best parts of her book.

So I didn't have to read it, and she should probably just like take care of herself. What do you mean why she's just gone through a lot? Oh really? Yeah, Like, well, you can google best parts of book. I read all the best parts. First said that it almost sound like a threat, like a she better watch up herself and go to therapy. Yeah, are you wife material? You better take care of yourself? Take care of so you gotta be talking about you talking about Tyler. You think he

has the fucking crown jewel and the Statla Nation. You should talk to Tyler. You should go to dance for the how her and Tyler's relationship ended. Okay, okay, so you know what, that guy was sucking gorgeous and she had a chance of into a dog jingle. He was

wife's material. Now. The best part of the book is after Dylan and Hannah's engagement party, she went home with Peter, who still with his parents, and they slept together, and the next morning she had to go down and have coffee with the parents and he had to go to work. So he gave her twenty dollars for a newber. Thanks baby, none trouble. And then Barbara was like Hanna was a angel. Com back to me, Hannah Ann Brea. We are so

deep into this. I have to tell all you when I now when I go on dates and people and people like, so what do you do, I'm like, well, there's a certain more, there's a certain part of my life. Because I was like, I'm a documentary filmmaker. I'm like, well, I'm becoming a champion. And then I ride out like a serial killer and I know everything about hairless people

looking for love. We WHI but I anyway to wrap up Susan the clockdowner, I thought it was a nice way for the for the for the producers to add another one on one for somebody by the way, because she was a contender and I feel like they've fucked her and it's said that they're giving her another chance. So then we get um, Sarah's on a date with him. They don't even they barely get a date. They're like in an alley at night. They go nowhere. There's no

like intro letter. It just felt like they are and they're like making like a sabaro, you know, in like Croatia. There's like a table and she's like, I want to make a toast um, and he's like, who whoa, whoa. It's brought to my intention that some people might not be ready for love for what I'm looking for. Um, she's like, um, who's that person? Is like, you're the person they were speaking of, and then she loses her fucking mind. She's like, I got I don't see a

future with you. Oh my god, I have even nothing but honest with you. I really confused. And he just and he's like, aren't they just stopping? He got to go, I can stand pick this aroom. I told my eyes to think send dar cute little lady crying. I'm gonna stand the sty They have some interesting views around here. I'll just stare all. I solved my problems by staring all step away. She's in tears. So Thenny she's crying.

She picks up a napkin that's stole in the ring and she's like, dabbing it, keeps it in the napkin ring me too. She goes, I'm done, and then she walks off and she's talking to producers. Did you know that producer? By chance? Well no, I just camera went all crazy right there, like they really went off script. I just looked at Wells and I saw the like cord for the earphones, and I think barbed wire nectar. That's very well. Yeah, that's screamed like like you were

like a huge third eye blind fan. I was obviously obviously, yeah obviously. I mean, actually you graduate to shaggy and staring. Okay, so then alright, I get if you're shaggy to play the super Bowl. So then napkin ring and she's done, and she goes to the other alley and she's talking to the producer. Someone is upset. It's a bit Jess move. Why are would you do this to me? Why? Why would you? What the actual fuck? And then she like, I'm scared of losing you to this and he's like, okay,

that's cool. I don't question it, and then they kiss. She gets the rose and she's like clean up. She's like, comes fucking batch, congratulations because you're you're getting what you get for being a fucking liar. It's a bit Jess move, but it was weak. Um. She really created a bigger rival than than she initially had. Yeah, yeah, yeah, maybe you shouldn't have called a thirty two year old cougar.

That's what she gets for poking the wife of a mob boss to be calling herr so the tooth will prevail, letters will go home. And then we watched him do the shagging dance. What a journey? What did that not make it appear as if she was now lying? I immediately was like, now I don't trust you. Yeah, he took it one step too far, which is like coming for you. I know, because for a while I was team Era, and then I felt sorry for and then

now I just don't really like either of that. Well, the thing that always annoys me is when it's obvious that someone's lying about somebody else and then I called out for by the lead. Usually what happens is that they'll just start crying and be like this sarks me so much, I can't believe this is happening, and doesn't like go through the steps and like figure out what's

going on, And so Sarah starts doing that. Finally she's like, you know, maybe it just happened to come from somebody who's upset that I got this, and like kind of explained it to him, yes, for to be like, I understand. I don't think Mara thinks she's lying. I think Barra believes everything she was saying. I'm sure Sarah said that. Yeah.

Probably at the beginning. I was like, I'm three. That would be pretty crazy if I was engaged after this, and I was like, young, she also merit manages somebody's money. Somebody's like, this is my money manager. I mean maybe she's great at it. I don't know, but she's awfully young to have to be like, you know what, I got a lot of wealth. I need a wealth manager. You, Sarah, you still like you know the market? Um? I mean,

who knows. Look, maybe she's great at it. Over the place right now, it's all an unforcible jokens, you guys, No unfunckible tokens, unfusckable tokens. Listen, you guys. We got so many new reviews this week, and all of them were nice. Nobody was my dead dad coming back to say what a bad So thank you so much. We love you, We really love hearing from you. And we're trying to get to two thousand. We're up to one point night. So again, here's the thing about becoming a champion,

you guys, you're all smoke show champs. And here's the thing about becoming a smoke toe champ. Is that you gotta just do it is one one point at a time. You can't. You just go one point at a time. That's how you win Wimbledon. And so, um, that's why I'm planned to win Wimbledon. And so we're gonna tanna, don't you know center court we do one point at a time, and so next thing we need to get

to is one point nine. Yeah, that's ideal for me. Okay, great, so um, so here's so here's the uh here's three that I picked out is randomly. There were so many nice ones. And if you, we do appreciate if you like us, you leave us reviews, you subscribe on Apple. I'm sure you can subscribe everywhere, you stitch your Spotify everywhere, but we but you if you do the reviews on Apple, which we appreciate. Very helpful. You know, because my contract I ends this year and I want to get renewed.

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how you read a fucking reveal your wife material. Honey, you are wife Material. Honey, Okay, here's another one. Uh you know somebody wrote becoming a Champion. I mean it's just literally five stars becoming a champion. I got a text, they get it. I just want to say, I gotta text from my friend Whitney. Well, I'm gonna read to you. She shadow Whitney. We love Whitney. She listens with her new husband, she's wife Material. Guys her new husband Brian,

and her gorgeous mom. They listen, okay, and she's loving the champion thing. Um. She goes Brian, her husband, wife Material. It's all into talking about us becoming champions. And it's his callback joke. And we just saw a Super Bowl commercial and he was like, oh, she is a champion. And then I was like, I think that's for scientology and he said, oh, never mind. Then she goes my mom is saying it too. We did a whole thing yesterday when I made us say made us say all

of the why we are champions. I was so happy. My mom said I am also a champion. It was epic. Thanks Arden, I am a champion. Too bad. This was at the time when the Rams were losing two bands. De Art on the Ram sidelines, yelling to all of them, and then she wrote at the end, the rams are champions. And then Brian Jess said are you becoming a champion? And I said, I am a champion, and then her mom said yes, and then Brian said, I wish the rams s felt the same because at the time they

were being champions. You guys is taking off? It does I should write a self help book becoming a champion. Friend. This weekend, Megan shout Out sent me a text with her holding a weight and said, I'm becoming a champion. Come on, I ming, doesn't it feel good? Because look, life is hard enough, and I gotta tell you, I'm not even joking. When I was throwing up from that salad and Mittens was holding back my hair, I thought, Arden, here's the deal. J J. Didn't raise no drip like

once in a while. It's your turn out the fucking throw up roulette. You did it. You had the bad salad. So what so you throw up for a couple of hours, you're on the floor for a few days, you watch some palm and Tommy, you get back in the fucking games. You're a champion. Do you know what I'm saying? Yeah, And I was like, you know what, I'm gonna call my weekend. I'm pulling the plug on everything. I called everything off. You just ride it out. I just ate apples,

is what I wanted with apples. And I was like, I couldn't even have water. I did, look at I've got no moisture. But here's the thing that so here. But like but again, it's like no arden because in my brain started to do a tricky dancer. I was like, what is your life? And then I thought and I literally intervened on myself. I was like, your life is a woman who was a fucking champion and guess what.

Everybody gets sick. It's not personal. You got fucking food poisoning because you're and you're a champion, you get back in the game. I like the idea of it's not personal. It's not first personal food was going for you, you know what. But everybody, it's like, you're not the only one. You've got food poisoning before you getta get it again, it's not personal. Don't be a drip. You just call the herd. Maybe don't send photos of yourself to people.

Which did you do that? Of course I did. I did I said a lot of like, uh not nobody always like dating or anything, and uh and then uh, you know, changed your riot photo. I changed my riot photo, like, hey, are you just sending in a slightly gray pallor champion with whose cat as holy? But I had on my little content sweatshirt. I was trying not to throw up on the little ties. I didn't because I'm a fucking champion.

I guess what. I even, I sweat through it and I washed it and I washed my hair on Sunday, Big days. I'm playing for you today. Well, let's get back to the show. And here we are before we get to tweeter of the week? Who do you think is gonna win? Who do you think it's going to be the next Bachelor? Wells Adams, Um, the pilot is gonna win? What Rachel? Obviously? What are we doing here? Sus Okay, great, all right, Dougie, Dougie captain. Who do you think is gonna Who's gonna be the champion and

who's gonna be the Bachelorette. I still like my initial prediction. I'm gonna stick with Susie's gonna be champion, Champion, but it's not gonna work out and so then she's the next batchelor O. She's both okay, who's still champion? Who's the bachelor? I agree with well, I think Rachel's a champ and on Susie's Bachelortte okay, production team, I think Rachel wins champion from the champion. Rachel's the champion in

the end. And then yeah, I think I'm gonna do Susie Bachelor, right, Yeah, I think Rachel ends Marlena should be thank you, she's amazing. What if it's Teddy? I don't know. Was Clayton? It might not be a virgin after this shrew was cult or virgin? Was could in a virgin? Or was he a reformed virgin? Culton was a full virgin? Okay? Will the finale be near a volcano? Oh? Sacrifice her? Um. I see where this is going and I'll like it. By the way, don't forget for all

of February. If you win Tweet of the week, guess what you also? Will you accept this tweet? Will you accept the sleep crown? This is not an ad. This amazing woman knew that I struggled with sleep, so she makes this pillow. It's called the Sleep crown and it's like a way to blanket made like a baby blank You like stick it on your face and you can like blocks out like sound noises, so comforting. Did you guys get yours. I've had mine for a while and

absolutely love it. I use it every night. It's the perfect pillow. Ever, it's also so nice to cuddle with. It's so soft. It's mating. Went batshit this morning and I was like smitten to that bat ship, so I pulled it out. Oh my god, Katie, have you used it? Do you love it? I do? It's really it's like comforting. What is it? Weird to explain to me? Okay, it's like it doesn't cover your nose. It's like a little like soft pillow that you like sleep with it over

your eyes and your ears. Do you love it? Yeah? They're smaller, Yeah, it's smaller, and it's so good. It's the best. Okay. It's called a sleep crown. So the woman who runs it was concerned that I don't sleep, and she sent it to me. She sent one. It's so good. So um, they're a hunters seventy five dollars normally, So if you're gonna win, if you went to it to the week and she's doing a discount for our listeners. Again, She's literally not paying for any of this. We're just

obsessed with her. What is the thing, Anna? What do people email? Um? Well, for the website, it's sleep Crown dot com slash w y t R w y a t R excuse me, and then the code is rose for fifteen dollars off. All right, here we go. Um um. We have a lot of tweets because there were people were on fucking fire. Okay, are you ready for Twitter of the Week? Get ready? There's a lot. This is from Corey Maidens at Corey Maidens. Even if Clayton tries

to send San a home is not gonna work. They're gonna find her in three years, living in the crawl space, gnawing on rotten shrimp and laughing maniacally. This is from Mrs Wright at Girl Without a Tat is that Niagara falls? Or is says Vagina started sweating again. This is from Britt Paulson at berd Mara is giving real clear energy, which we all know is the best way to get and keep a man. Okay, this one, it's a picture of Stephen Colbert is this the one you were talking about.

Okay from this is from Lisa at a Lisa no Ancasa Clayton. Okay, so like you're not waiting for like marriage but like just like until your love. But like also could that like also be fantasy sweets? Like is that what you mean? That's what you meant? Yes, it's uh, it's uh here we go. Okay, um uh Donna Ray Gibbs at Donna Rey Gibbs, the flame Instructor whispers more than Haley Jewel Awesomon in the sixth sense. I know he seems dead, Rachel, but maybe stick a mirror under

his nose. Um. Oh, this one Neil Paschelle at Peel Nashelle Clayton going. I gave her the first impression, Rose, and now I'm gonna give her this first impression. Dick literally made me last impression, this first impression, Dick. Even though okay, this is from Corey Maidens, Well, Havari is actually pretty beautiful. I'm worried all these women are actresses because they convincedly seemed to be excited about going to a place best known for civil war and genocide to

dry on by huge dumbass. This is also from Corey Maidens. There are very few things grosser than a creepy dudes instant palpable excitement at the idea of having sex with the virgin. Oh my god, Okay, okay, okay, Justin Paul Spade at Justin Spade, Say will now go back to her day job writing fan fiction about how Valdimart wasn't necessarily in the wrong. Um, this is just a shout out for Anna B. Perry at Great be Donia. I fully expected a group date in Croatia ends up on

Captain Sandy's boat. Shout out. That was a blow deck reference. Um, Okay, we're gonna do the two. We're gonna the dicks. We're gonna do the two dicks. I'm gonna do two dicks backwards. Okay, here we go, Corey Maidens at Corey Maidens. There are very few things grosser than a creepy dude's instant palpable excitement at the idea of having sex with a virgin. Or here we go, Neil Paschal at Peel Nachelle Clayton going, I gave her the first first your first appreshient. What

do you do? I'm a documentary and what do you do. What do you do? I'm a journalist. I'm also a journalist. I also journalist. I don't notice people come in the fist garage. That's my book, is all right? Solicit tweets? People know about the bones one becoming a champion? All right, Well, well's Adams. What's it gonna be palpable palpable excitement or first impression? First impression day? Okay, Doug the D. Yeah, I'm all about the D big or creepy virgin I

d first impression day? How do you feel about first impression? Pussy? That's how she should have broke the news to him that she used a Virgin's Yeah you know me? Oh my god, Megan the Stallion has to do a remake of Whopipe. Okay, alright, f I p bear probably yeah you know Okay, I gotta say it is unanimous. You just run yourself a cleep sleep crack, a cleep slround. He broken. I am fueled by apple hail bashall peel Noshelle. I'm also got a journalist, Clayton going. I gave her

the first impression Rose, and now I'm gonna givepression. Yeah. I met her and Ryant. She says she's a journalist. I can't finding of her articles. Yeah yeah, let's just start talking about, you know, just a variety of things. I don't varriete any of things. Oh my god, give a quick special show out to Mrs Wright tweeted that I feel like we heard during I feel like what we heard during this conversation was ad r and this is what they were actually saying about Sarah in regards

to Clayton, And you have to show the photos. So the first one, it's uh uh, what's his name? Clayton saying she knows we're the same person, and then Jesse saying she knows too much. You know what you did? She did it and she put them all together. It's such a good she did. She put together and special mention, special mentioned. Look at that, Look at that. She don't know what to do. You have to do, you know what you have to do? Oh my god, what did you? Gentlemen?

Thank you for like at least getting me nominated for the polic surprise again and na Geremant doesn't get us a solid food is reading and yet I've played Jettis like a fucking psychopath because I'm a champion. You know what you gotta get back in the game. Well that are you becoming a champion? I'm becoming I am a champion. Now are you a champion? Face hurts after that one? Are you going to be wearing said? Or Hillary Cody?

This is I am a champion. It's going to be a bubble of toilet is what you're gonna wear when you marry Sarah? You wear that, our merchant. But I also think you should make a sure that says f I p You know me, I think we need both those those? Aren't you new merch? You know I am a champion. I am a champion. And this is said Tor and Hillery cleon. Somebody has to draw that for us. And okay, well iagine explaining that. So what is the

acronymic by Pete? Right? So here's the thing, right, So there's ever you've never met before, and nobody's met it, nobody matters, only gets first impression. I think it's I think it's brand fresh, new pussy. I think it's the guys. Do you know the journalist art of marine familiar with her work? Oh Godge class hard hitting wells Adams? What would you like to free? I like you to really make these inspirational posters and T shirts, and I'd like to sell them. I'm gonna jump off the Hollywood sun.

I feel like my work on Earth is done here. I feel like I've done my cyclist complete. I can go back to being a dragon. But you're gonna have to wait a few days though, because it's like says, go rams or some ship right now. I don't want to jump off the I don't want to changing it to like a ram thing. What if I didn't look before I jumped. I was like a really big Bengals fan, So sad I just took me a couple of dimes. Just heard about Finnati would be so bummed out by

your behavior. It tribute? Okay, well, what would you like to promote? I have a podcast too. It's not really as funny as this one is, but yes it is because you're a champ. Yeah, that's right, wife material. It's called your Favorite Thing podcast I do with Brandy Cyrus. You can listen to it wherever you listen to I suppose this one, Hey, listen, I've heard of the Cyrus is. Yeah. I worked with the most famous one, Billy Ray Ray

the best. Yes, Douglas Spencer. This is Douglas. What would you like to promote your gorgeous that hair, your armpit, be your champion. I want all my stuff to be a secret. Great. But we're gonna be together in San Francisco in January, so you want to join. Oh wait, let me look cute, Katie, Let me look cute, candidate. No, I gotta be cute. I remember, wells couldn't do the original weekend, so he can do that. Now, can we put a ring on it? Now? Let's do it jan

It's one, two three, something like that. Oh it isn't it's a little later in the month. Shill get that right? Will you find out? Was it going to be this time? I don't have I don't remember my calendar. I don't know. I can't even say words today a year and a week later than it was originally going to be. All right, Tan is gonna look at it on a Sunday at four in the afternoon. Okay, wait, we're gonna find it right now. I have it in my calendar. Okay, twenty

ninth one. You're with us in San Francisco, whether you like it or not. Putting it in like a center ever gone this far in the future. This is your this is your thing in your calendar, and you can't back out. There's no way you have a fucking conflict. Okay, Okay, Hey listen, you're a fucking champion, and that's why you're a champion, and that's why you're our favorite. And everybody else can funk right off that we do. We like you the best. You know that, though we've been very clear,

you're going to him. You I came back to you. Thank you, Welcome, Okay, Robbie, Yes, ma'am like seven o'clock on the twenty nine, after four. But you can come hang for the weekend if you want, because we can get you a hotel. You guys can come up, you can hang it. All sorts of fun, competent shows you maybe you can give me a Doug shows. I'll be on them there, pigay never see the goonies. Do you want to do that? It's really fun? Can we all be there? I love good times. What would you like

to promote baby? Oh gosh, I've got a couple of podcasts. I've got one called Kings of con Supernatural rewatch podcast. We just started Smart Smart. It's all the money's and re everyone loves the watches. Everybody does um and yeah. And I'm just busy becoming a champion. That's right. When I'm not busy, You'll see me next summer at the US Open Central Court when I'm not on Amazon buying

tennis skirts. Excuse me. Um. We also have a brand new podcast that we just launched on I Heart Radio with the director of Bridgerton called Lady the Road, where we talked to badass women. Last week we talked to Joan Jett. This week we talked to Ada and Oh, who played Lady Dan Barry. She was so cool? How cool? How was Joan Jett? Oh my god, I want to know my entire inner monologue talking to her. Don't be you are? Didn't just pretend you're not? You would be cool?

Just glowy your voice, calm down? Why don't you have some CBD and just literally not be you? Because my energy and Joan Jett's on ergury, I was like, did you like? I just had to be like cool? What did she think of passing? You know when I was when when I told her, I was like, hey, hey, hey, hey, Joe, did you know that shaggy I was like with this, Joe, I host a podcast about The Bachelor. Do you watch The Bachelor? You want to come on and talk about

hairless people looking for love. We're also doing Summer House on our Patreon. It is so funny, fun I have laughed so hard because I never watched Summer House. I didn't get it. I didn't know that I would care about idiots that are like hammered and running a hard Seltzer company called lover Boy's greatest of the greatest. This season, I mean, let me tell you, a summer house has come. Oh my god, there's a there's a dude that is hanging onto his sobriety like a like a He's a

fucking champion. He's hanging onto a sobriety and as seaful of this hammered four year olds wearing mullet wigs screaming like I've got steam to blow off. I run a hard Seltzer company called lover Boy, and I'm I've never He's like forty and is like, this is my birth right. It's fantastic. I get it. I love it. I have never wanted to rent a group house more and just get ship faced. Should we do that? Yeah that sounds good. Yeah, okay, I know a great place in Croatia. Okay, you guys,

until next time. Thank you all for coming, Thanks for having, thanks for giving us your time. Production team, Thank you Katy. What do you want to say? As always? Um go adopt foster uh an animal from your local shelter. And if you can't do it that you could also donate to your local shelter or humane society. I just redid my will and I did that. Oh I love that. And then I left the rest of Jesse Palmer, all of it, all of it, everything to do all right

until next time. My name is Arta Marine. Do you guess what? What is it? F I p oh yeah, I want to get all up and getting feels so good. I just got one of the bushis When you read this role, the roles in your words, these rules into your world, will you accept this? Rose is a production of I Heart Radio. For more podcast on iHeart Radio, visit the I Heart Radio app, Apple podcast, or wherever you listen to your favorite shows.