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The Crossing Guard Tapes

The Crossing Guard Tapeswww.thecrossingguardtapes.com

In a world where cities are playgrounds and playgrounds are arenas. Where arenas are battlegrounds, and battlegrounds are sectioned into streets and streets are bisected by school crosswalks and school crosswalks are the frontline in an ancient battle where crossing guards are the warriors that stand between the everyday, holding up a stop sign to the end of days... and the end of days is going way over 15 MPH/30 KPH in a school crossing zone. 

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Episodes

Tape 6: Side B [Episode 12]

In the season two finale, Mike has found the compound, and is desperately trying to find a way back in. He’s tired. He’s hungry. He’ll do just about anything. He might even visit the fortune teller on the corner...

Dec 14, 202319 minSeason 2Ep. 6

Tape 6: Side A [Episode 11]

Mr. Jakeman’s last words to Mike were to “split up and get back to the compound any way that you can." Just like everything in life, that's easier said than done.

Dec 07, 202319 minSeason 2Ep. 5

Tape 5: Side B [Episode 10]

Mike is finally settling in here at the compound, which can only mean one thing... he’s starting to go stir crazy.

Nov 30, 202319 minSeason 2Ep. 4

Tape 5: Side A [Episode 9]

Mike is starting get a sense that he is out of danger… for the time being, anyway. But what is this place? A prison? A hospital? A secret military base? A temple for some bizarre religious cult? Mike has no choice but to play along.

Nov 23, 202315 minSeason 2Ep. 3

Tape 4: Side B [Episode 8]

Mike is in hot water. How much, he’s not sure. Unclear of where he is and the motives of his captors, Mike plays for time.

Nov 16, 202319 minSeason 2Ep. 2

Tape 4: Side A [Episode 7]

The season two premiere finds Mike in a bewildering and perplexing situation, wallowing in a bleak and unlit place, unsure of where he is and how he got there. His clouded memory slowly returns as he begins to fully realize his predicament.

Nov 16, 202316 minSeason 2Ep. 1

[BONUS] Agent Hall Confronts a Ghost

Just when Agent Hall thought she was alone, Donovan, the ghost agent, makes his move. Their clandestine meeting? A convergence of truths that I'll ensure sees the light of day.

Nov 09, 20231 min

BONUS: Moving day!

The FBI thinks they've got me cornered, but I took a page from their book and sacrificed a pawn. Enjoy the view of my old digs, agents - in the weeks it takes you to decode the wall, season 2 will already have hit the ground running.

Sep 07, 202330 sec

BONUS: We Live!

The FBI's pursuit is heating up, so we gotta book our next Airbnb/safehouse. While we strategize, let's introduce you to a fave podcast of ours, 'We Live!' Regina and Deez, isolated in a Pacific Northwest lighthouse, bring laughter to a zombie-ridden world. And in a twist of fate, they've interviewed "The Crossing Guard Tapes" creator, Jim Waters. Amidst their zany calls and doomed guests, Jim's revelations about "The Crossing Guard Tapes" shine through! Came back here 'cause you finished the ep...

Aug 24, 20231 hr 15 min

Tape 3: Side B [Episode 6]

In the season 1 finale, Mike is getting increasingly frustrated with his job and with some of his co-workers. Tonight, Mike and his new bestie, Buddy, are about to have a Halloween to remember.

Aug 10, 202318 minSeason 1Ep. 6

BONUS: FBI MIA

Special Agent Donovan has gone missing, while the new agent on the case has barely scratched the surface and can already see the cracks the cheap paint is hiding...

Aug 08, 202346 sec

Tape 3: Side A [Episode 5]

Mike and his new pals take a trip to Atlantic City. He comes back a new man, determined to make his job a real priority in his life. We're about to find just how determined he is...

Aug 03, 202312 minSeason 1Ep. 5

Tape 2: Side B [Episode 4]

The job is starting to wear on Mike and he’s ready to breakout and find some excitement with his new friends. But sometimes your old friends are hard to shake.

Jul 27, 202311 minSeason 1Ep. 4

Tape 2: Side A [Episode 3]

Mike is finally getting comfortable with his job, though money problems plague him, forcing him to make some poor choices.

Jul 20, 202315 minSeason 1Ep. 3

Tape 1: Side B [Episode 2]

Mike settles into his new job where his strength and courage is tested daily. Is he up for it? We sure hope so.

Jul 15, 202312 minSeason 1Ep. 2

Tape 1: Side A [Episode 1]

When Mike Limbo gets hired as a Crossing Guard, he’s slowly dragged into an underground world he never knew existed…

Jul 13, 202314 minSeason 1Ep. 1

A Reminder to Look. Both. Ways.

**** CONFIDENTIAL - FOR INTERNAL DISTRIBUTION ONLY**** Subject: Urgent Investigation into the Cold Case "Operation: Look Both Ways" and Recent Unauthorized Leaks of "The Crossing Guard Tapes" Due to recent unauthorized public leaks, the Federal Bureau of Investigation's Safety Vest Task Force is urgently reopening a 40 year old cold case, known internally as "Operation Look Both Ways." This cold case, dating back to the 1980s, pertains to peculiar and dangerous activities connected with an indiv...

Jun 16, 202333 sec0
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