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The Unmade Podcast

Tim Hein and Brady Haranwww.unmade.fm
Tim and Brady discuss ideas for podcasts that they will never make.
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179: Two Good Ideas (yes TWO!)

The episode features hosts Tim and Brady discussing Tim's recent 50th birthday and a unique Lego gift before diving into listener stories about "possessed" objects and memorable sporting events. They also announce two new podcast concepts: "The List of Lists" and "The Autumn and Spring Olympics." Additionally, the episode celebrates the creators of the famous "Sofa Shop" jingle with special medals and updates listeners on Patreon prizes and collector cards.

May 20, 20261 hr

178: Possessed

Tim and Brady discuss shirtlessness, cursed possessions, the Artemis II moon mission, and the re-watching of favourite sporting moments. Watch this week’s Request Room - https://www.patreon.com/posts/157441545 Support us on Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/unmadeFM Join the discussion of this episode on our subreddit - https://www.reddit.com/r/Unmade_Podcast/ Catch the podcast on YouTube where we often include accompanying videos and pictures - https://www.youtube.com/@unmadepodcast USEFUL LINK...

May 05, 20261 hr 6 min

A Momentous Day

Tim turns 50 - but more importantly, we release our long-awaited “Rocking the Horse” film. See it at https://youtu.be/jtSw8P0KXyQ

Apr 28, 202610 min

177: The Problem with American Toilets

Tim and Brady discuss more annoying words, more Wesleys come out of the woodwork, a swimming controversy, guitars, a famous koala, and the ways of America (including toilet design). And then retire to this week’s Request Room - https://www.patreon.com/posts/153921409 Who won prizes this week? Find out here at the Marble Races - https://www.patreon.com/posts/leap-of-faith-on-153643954 Support us on Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/unmadeFM Join the discussion of this episode on our subreddit - h...

Mar 25, 202654 min

176: Moon Boots and Magic Mountain

Tim and Brady discuss a victorious moment, Wesley in New York, more Wesleys, annoying phrases, interruptions, a sentimental spoon, and a weird identification game? Catch the missing Moon segment (we had some fun with it) - https://www.patreon.com/posts/152705412 And catch this week’s Request Room - https://www.patreon.com/posts/152710897 Support us on Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/unmadeFM Join the discussion of this episode on our subreddit - https://www.reddit.com/r/Unmade_Podcast/ Catch t...

Mar 11, 20261 hr 1 min

Special: A Revealing Episode

Brady and Tim unveil several exciting revelations, starting with an authentic, hand-typed letter from Tom Hanks acknowledging his Brady Haran Medal, leading to a humorous discussion about celebrity connections and Grammys. They then showcase the significantly expanded 100-card Spoon of the Week collector set, detailing new additions and future possibilities like games and rare inserts. The episode also features Tim's discovery of a new, mysterious trove of Dutch spoons and his final, satisfactory reveal of his long-awaited new glasses frames. It concludes with an exclusive teaser of their highly anticipated Big Rocking Horse music video.

Feb 18, 2026

175: Pie Detector

Tim and Brady delve into various topics, including listener feedback on Tim's glasses video and marble race, and new podcast concepts such as a live lie detector show. They share personal stories involving a secret gift, an unsolved card trick, and humorous takes on funerals and podcasting's 'graveyard.' The conversation also explores the detailed and quirky elements of the Australian coat of arms, including the surprising presence of kangaroo testicles on a public sculpture, and the common souvenir of kangaroo scrotum pouches.

Feb 11, 202659 min

Special: Changing of the Glasses

We discuss Tim’s new glasses - plus a bit of dentistry. See the YouTube version of this episode for lots of amusing pictures of Tim in glasses over the years - https://youtu.be/QHXraDErEaM And here is Tim’s bonus ‘home video’ wearing his glasses for the first time in Adelaide - https://www.patreon.com/posts/149771926 Support us on Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/unmadeFM Join the discussion of this episode on our subreddit - https://www.reddit.com/r/Unmade_Podcast/ USEFUL LINKS Tim glasses pho...

Feb 03, 202639 min

174: Let’s Form a Boy Band

The Unmade Podcast hosts delve into the concept of forming a boy band, outlining their humorous vision for a new podcast that documents the entire, often manufactured, process from auditions and makeovers to branding and tours. They also share updates on marble racing and the Glacial Podcast, before reminiscing about unique childhood experiences of boredom, including trips to the Dairy Centre and enduring long church services.

Jan 14, 202648 min

Ultimate Fantasy Advent Calendar (full compilation)

Here are all the gifts Brady and Tim shared for Advent in 2025. Patreon supporters will have enjoyed these daily through December. But don’t miss our newly appended outro (about 3:58:00) And Patrons can go to the Request Room for a final chat, debrief, and questions about the process - plus some general festive chat and a “mini Christmas sermon” from Tim. The Request Room Christmas Special - https://www.patreon.com/posts/146498257 If you’d like to play a bingo game while listening, here is a gri...

Dec 24, 20254 hr 2 min

173: Mystery Food Under the Bed

This episode delves into the hosts' personal experiences and podcast ideas, starting with a lively debate on show introductions and sharing details about their "Glacial Podcast" and a unique fantasy Advent Calendar project. Tim and Brady then recount their recent, very different concert outings—AC/DC and Hans Zimmer—before proposing new podcast concepts. These ideas, "Meet Your Mentor" and "My Three Stories," spark engaging discussions about reconnecting with influential figures and sharing oft-told personal anecdotes, culminating in humorous tales of coincidences and childhood antics.

Dec 18, 20251 hr 6 min

172: Vegetable Peelers Are Truly Remarkable

This episode sees Tim and Brady sharing personal anecdotes, from Tim's morning alarm mishap to Brady's unexpected role as a wedding officiant. They explore innovative podcast concepts like "Weddings by Podcast" and "The Boring Object Podcast," delving into the history and design of mundane items. The discussion also features updates on their other projects, Patreon content, and a recommendation, culminating in a sentimental look at a lost Australian town and a debate on satisfying activities like bubble wrap popping.

Nov 28, 202549 min

171: An Amazing Episode

This episode dives into a listener-fueled discussion about 'wrong words,' exploring common linguistic frustrations and misinterpretations. Tim introduces his fascinating podcast concept of 'Facilities,' analyzing the unique ambiance and design of various institutions from hospitals to sports clubs. Brady then unveils his ambitious 'Ultimate Fantasy Advent Calendar' project, involving daily mini-podcasts with imaginative, high-stakes gift ideas for Patreon supporters, culminating in a Christmas Day special for all listeners. The duo also share updates on new marble races and other bonus content.

Nov 10, 202544 min

170: The Wrong Words

This episode covers Tim's perpetually delayed November Rain-inspired music video, delving into production challenges and creative decisions. The hosts then introduce Tim's intriguing concept of "wrong words," discussing several English terms whose sounds or connotations contradict their actual meanings. Finally, they offer a detailed tour of their new office setups, sharing insights into workspace design, work-life separation, and personal touches, alongside a segment on a Brisbane collector's spoon.

Oct 28, 202559 min

169: The Ultimate Tom Hanks Episode

Tim and Brady kick off award season by bestowing several podcast colonelships, including one to musical maestro Alan Stewart. They then dive into a lively debate over their personal top ten Tom Hanks movies, covering classics from "Sleepless in Seattle" to "Saving Private Ryan" and "Cast Away." The episode also features the awarding of a Tim Hine Medal to Kylie Pentelow and the proposal of two distinct podcast concepts: "My West Wing Opening Sequence Moment" and "Since When," which explores the last time various significant events occurred.

Oct 14, 20251 hr 18 min

168: Funerals for Dead Podcasts

This episode features Brady's detailed account of climbing Ben Nevis for charity, including the physical and mental struggles, and his unique personal preference kit fundraising method. The hosts then explore two distinct podcast ideas: Tim's concept for "The Three Greatest Naps Ever," delving into the science and art of napping, and Brady's innovative proposal for "Podcast Funerals" to commemorate defunct series with eulogies and adapted traditions. The discussion also touches on listener feedback and Patreon supporter rewards.

Sep 21, 202550 min

167: Wife Versus Co-Host (with Matt Whitman)

The episode features Matt Whitman in a game show format, where his answers to personal questions are compared with predictions from his wife, Camilla, and co-host, Destin Sandlin. This leads to humorous discussions on favorite colors, athletes, travel, and even a debate about the best fast food. Matt also pitches three creative podcast ideas, including a show based on analyzing podcast audio "negatives" and a concept for exploring unique local legends.

Sep 09, 20251 hr 19 min

Special: A Quiz About Our Own Podcast

For their eighth anniversary, Tim and Brady face a challenging quiz hosted by Colonel Katrina, featuring questions submitted by listeners. The episode tests their memory of past podcast moments, delves into South Australian history and demographics, and includes rounds on TV theme songs and diverse lists. The quiz reveals surprising gaps in their own podcast knowledge and highlights the unique lore built over eight years.

Aug 22, 20251 hr 8 min

EMERGENCY EPISODE: The Discovery of Wonderful Things

Tim and Brady declare an emergency podcast to announce the unexpected discovery of a previously unknown collection of sterling silver Dutch souvenir spoons belonging to Tim's mother. This "mother lode" challenges the existing Hine spoon archive, prompting a discussion of their provenance, potential value, and humorous concerns about the Dutch government demanding their return. The episode also unearths Tim's father's ancient hairdressing qualification parchments, adding another layer of historical intrigue to the family's hidden treasures.

Aug 15, 202533 min

166: One Word Per Week

Tim and Brady dive into quirky podcast ideas, including a "Glacial Podcast" releasing one word a week. They then pivot to discuss the Tim Hine and Brady Haran medals, revealing their elaborate design and the surprising inaugural winners. Brady honors his wife, Kylie Pentelow, for her exceptional career, while Tim provocatively awards his medal to Michael Bolton, challenging musical snobbery.

Aug 09, 202555 min

165: The VelociPastor

Tim and Brady follow up on previous discussions about unknown heroes, hydration, and parental work places. Then it’s a deep dive review of the motion picture The VelociPastor. YouTube version of this episode (especially useful for the film review, with lots of accompanying images) - https://youtu.be/sEYidaBmYps Make sure you don’t miss this week’s Request Room either - https://www.patreon.com/posts/134772334 Support us on Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/unmadeFM Join the discussion of this epi...

Jul 24, 20251 hr 38 min

Special: A Tommyball Cookbook

Tommyball legend Tim Hein is back with a cookbook called “Gourmet Greatness: From my Tongue to your Plate”. Today he prepares a classic dish from the book, Hein Cleopatra. Highly recommend watching the YouTube version of this episode for related video and photos - https://youtu.be/H3hsuZBDJ1Y Also, a new marble run video for patrons - https://www.patreon.com/posts/134284758 Support us on Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/unmadeFM Join the discussion of this episode on our subreddit - https://www...

Jul 17, 202529 min

164: Unknown Hero

Tim and Brady discuss a t-shirt, marble races, an upcoming quiz, more streaks, water consumption, parental offices, swear words, West Wing episodes, total recall, the Salvation Army, and anonymous saviours. This episode contains discussion about swear words at about 20’00” but the bad ones are censored. Watch the marble race - https://www.patreon.com/posts/133205341 Colonel Katrina quiz emails to colonelkatrina@gmail.com Support us on Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/unmadeFM Join the discussio...

Jul 03, 202559 min

163: A 1600-Day Streak

Brady and Tim discuss an office move, marble runs, a virtual ‘small world’ story, consecutive streaks, a spoon from the Northern Territory, and Michael Mosley. Today’s Request Room - https://www.patreon.com/posts/131826639 Support us on Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/unmadeFM Join the discussion of this episode on our subreddit - https://www.reddit.com/r/Unmade_Podcast/ Catch the podcast on YouTube where we often include accompanying videos and pictures - https://www.youtube.com/@unmadepodcas...

Jun 19, 20251 hr 2 min

162: Brad Pitt’s Girlfriends

Tim and Brady discuss a farewell service, medal progress, climbing a mountain for charity, the Viper Room, a celebrity-based calendar, a letter opener, and living in a small world. More fun in the Request Room - https://www.patreon.com/posts/130173810 Support us on Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/unmadeFM Join the discussion of this episode on our subreddit - https://www.reddit.com/r/Unmade_Podcast/ Catch the podcast on YouTube where we often include accompanying videos and pictures - https://...

May 29, 202547 min

161: Medal Winners

Tim and Brady discuss a warm sweater, a dog’s tail, the Zeeman Medal, and recognition for Tim-ness and Brady-ness. Don’t miss the Request Room this week - it’s a classic - https://www.patreon.com/posts/129517651 Support us on Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/unmadeFM Join the discussion of this episode on our subreddit - https://www.reddit.com/r/Unmade_Podcast/ Catch the podcast on YouTube where we often include accompanying videos and pictures - https://www.youtube.com/@unmadepodcast USEFUL LI...

May 21, 202550 min

160: Duck Cake

Tim and Brady discuss conclave, garage sales, colour names, Vegemite in Canada, birthday cakes, Tim’s 49th birthday, and a few other things. Support us on Patreon and access the Request Room (among other extras) - https://www.patreon.com/unmadeFM Today’s Request Room - https://www.patreon.com/posts/127497711 Join the discussion of this episode on our subreddit - https://www.reddit.com/r/Unmade_Podcast/ Catch the podcast on YouTube where we often include accompanying videos and pictures - https:/...

Apr 27, 202549 min

159: Purple Cars and Ninjas

This episode features Tim and Brady reading listener accounts of medical incidents, including fainting and injuries, that occurred while listening to the podcast. They also dive into a popular segment where listeners share movie and TV clips that evoke strong emotions, ranging from Star Trek to The Sound of Music. The hosts then discuss April Fool's Day pranks, including a personal anecdote and famous historical gags. Finally, Tim introduces a new podcast idea focused on deep dives into children's diverse interests, like purple cars and ninjas.

Apr 08, 20251 hr 1 min

158: Medical Emergencies

Tim and Brady endure a host of medical issues - including one during the show - while discussing moons, one-word identification, and favourite movie clips. Here’s the clip of Tim going solo while Brady was away - https://www.patreon.com/posts/124414055 And the latest Request Room episode here - https://www.patreon.com/posts/124418733 Support us on Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/unmadeFM Join the discussion of this episode on our subreddit - https://www.reddit.com/r/Unmade_Podcast/ Catch the p...

Mar 15, 202555 min

157: Personal Stuff

Tim and Brady discuss Peter Haran (1948-2025), a new licence plate, a very special asteroid, and things named after people. Catch the bonus Request Room episode when it is uploaded - https://www.patreon.com/unmadeFM Join the discussion of this episode on our subreddit - https://www.reddit.com/r/Unmade_Podcast/ Catch the podcast on YouTube where we often include accompanying videos and pictures - https://www.youtube.com/@unmadepodcast USEFUL LINKS Peter Haran - https://www.bradyharanblog.com/blog...

Mar 03, 202559 min
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