If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones where we finally get to meet Hekla in person, and despite Carl being very guarded with her, turns out he's not guarded enough. Hekla isn't prepared for what happens next. None of us were. Thanks so much to you all for listening, and I wil...
Aug 07, 2025•1 hr 23 min
If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones where Carl meets Madison, an NPC with the shitty attitude of middle management, and learns a little more about how the floor works. Then he runs into Frank Q and gets a present from him, which will be very interesting if it gets used in t...
Aug 07, 2025•1 hr 8 min
If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones where Carl is figuring out more about how the trains work, and comes up with a plan, which goes (heh) completely off the rails. He ends up with some huge level-ups though, so all's well that ends well. Thanks so much to you all for listen...
Jul 31, 2025•1 hr 11 min
If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones where our guys go up against Dismember, a War Mage doing some pretty horrific magic and with a LOT of minions. Then Carl fixes up a new item for Katya, and she grows...a lot. Thanks so much to you all for listening, and I will see you soo...
Jul 29, 2025•1 hr 7 min
If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thanks to Michael for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones where Carl and Donut deal with the fallout from being attacked by fellow crawlers at the Desperado Club, and then they go and derail a train. Meanwhile, I'm worried about Grull and also about what the consequences to the train issue are going to be. T...
Jul 24, 2025•1 hr 6 min
If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones where Carl asks himself why he's so paranoid while at the Desperado Club right before someone nearly kills Donut. Thanks so much to you all for listening, and I will see you soon with a new episode! Wanna talk spoilers? Join the Discord! ...
Jul 21, 2025•1 hr 13 min
If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones where Carl finds out that his buddy Brandon died on the 3rd floor. Meanwhile, the gang are trying to untangle this mess of train tracks and tunnels and make some sense out of it all. Good luck! Thanks so much to you all for listening, and...
Jul 16, 2025•1 hr 13 min
If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! We're starting in on the 4th floor, and it's clearly going to be really fucking hectic based on these first two chapters! I'm delighted that our friends are getting personal spaces though, and I'm really interested in what is going to happen with Katia. Hekla, where...
Jul 11, 2025•1 hr 4 min
If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! These final chapters are absolutely packed, so I did my best! The way that the final moments shake out are so indicative of the way the world works that it hurts. Huge disaster coming, so you sacrifice yourself to save people? Haha, NEW disaster coming instead! You ...
Jul 09, 2025•1 hr 9 min
If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! These chapters are almost the last ones! I can't believe how fast this book FLEW by, and I'm really curious how it's going to wrap because there's got to be at least a little resolution with some of it by the end, even if I'm aware that there's a larger story that i...
Jul 08, 2025•1 hr 7 min
If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones where our heroes begin working more seriously on the quest, but the clues that seem to be pointing towards the Magistrate aren't really panning out the way that I was expecting. There are some signs they're on the right track, but I don't...
Jul 05, 2025•1 hr 5 min
If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones where Carl, Donut, and Mordecai go into the Desperado Club for the first time and meet some new types of creatures, one of whom is a drug dealer. Lucia is becoming genuinely terrifying and I'm starting to get worried about her. Thanks so ...
Jul 05, 2025•1 hr 9 min
If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones where Carl has to hoof it back to Donut before she dies AGAIN, and then they wind up involved with another quest despite trying their best to avoid it. Well, Carl doesn't really try to avoid it at all really since he goes to find the orc ...
Jun 25, 2025•1 hr 13 min
If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones where Carl decides to take a very big risk regarding both his own health and mental state as well as regarding the whims of TV producers. It pays off for now, but how long can he keep this up, and what's happening to Donut??? Thanks so mu...
Jun 24, 2025•1 hr 10 min
If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones in which we get involved with an Elite, and it seems like things aren't going anywhere good. Meanwhile, Mordecai is drinking too much and unavailable for consultation until afterward. This is when we learn about the scripted seasons of sh...
Jun 23, 2025•1 hr 5 min
If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! It's delightful to be back in this world, and I cannot wait to see what new things are in store. These chapters have Carl and Donut choosing their races and classes, all while keeping secret that they've made a deal to trick Mordecai. Which I hate. Thanks so much to...
May 16, 2025•1 hr 1 min
If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! It's time to wrap on the first book in the series, everyone, and never fear! The second book has been commissioned, there's just a bit of a break between them while I cover Spinning Silver by Naomi Novik. This book ends on a bit of an odd moment and I'm going to be ...
Mar 26, 2025•1 hr 14 min
If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones where Carl & Donut are brought on a trashy show with a trashier audience, where the host enjoys cruelly needling crawlers and forcing them to make impossible choices. The "Maestro" has met his match in Carl, though, and by the end of ...
Mar 20, 2025•1 hr 10 min
If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! These are the chapters where the party is penalized for Jack pissing on the wall, and the rage elemental that materializes refuses to leave them alone even when they're in the safe room. Carl comes up with a plan, but the game doesn't seem happy about it based on th...
Mar 19, 2025•1 hr 10 min
If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you so much to Michael for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones in which Carl and Donut have to face off with a Krakaren, but first have to do battle with her unvaccinated minions (who are also the bottom tier of her multi-level marketing scheme). This book is a delight. Thanks so much to you all for li...
Mar 14, 2025•1 hr 20 min
If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you so much to Michael for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones where Carl and Donut manage to get a spot on one of the shows covering the Crawl, and Donut knocks the opportunity out of the park. We learn some more details about how the game works, and some interesting financial information. Thanks so m...
Mar 12, 2025•1 hr 20 min
If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you so much to Michael for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones where Carl and Donut come across a group of elderly people and the caretakers and laborers that worked at the nursing home the old folks lived in. They join forces to get past the Borough Boss, and Carl decides that he doesn't want to survi...
Mar 07, 2025•1 hr 13 min
If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you to Michael for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones in which I go on a long rant about being an online creator in the Era Of The Algorithm, and how it is going to be a pain for Carl to navigate some of these things as he gets eyes on him. Also we meet a couple of shitty cops who are preying on other...
Mar 05, 2025•1 hr 18 min
If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you so much to Michael for commissioning this episode! These are the chapters where our party fights their very first boss battle, and it's really fucking upsetting. I hated it a lot. Also, Donut can talk and she's GOOD at it according to her stats so I'm looking forward to that. Thank you all so much for listening, and I...
Mar 04, 2025•1 hr 6 min
If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you to Michael for commissioning this episode! So we're starting in a pretty weird scenario where aliens are turning the earth into a giant area for a Hunger Games scenario, and I can't wait to see how much weirder it gets from here! Thanks so much to you all for listening, and I will see you soon with a new episode! Wann...
Feb 26, 2025•1 hr 1 min
