f you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Jacqui for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones where we are beginning to get some notes about the plan for handling the Butcher’s Masquerade, and then actually join the event itself for its very first minutes. Then Vrah shows up, and I have to stop reading, and…RUDE. Thanks so much for ...
Dec 19, 2025•1 hr 10 min
If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Jacqui for commissioning this episode! These chapters we see Carl and Donut formulating a plan to get all the NPCs they can to the 9th floor, and we find out just what the spell is that Carl negotiated to get as well as how that spell works. Meanwhile, there's a whole thing with these stupid annoying gods...
Dec 11, 2025•1 hr 13 min
If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiledand become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Jacqui for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones where the Hunters fuck everyone over by not leaving their safe little hides-holes to kill the Creepers, resulting in a change of rules that kicks them all out of their safe rooms. Meanwhile, there’s a killer vine spell moving across the flo...
Dec 07, 2025•1 hr 6 min
If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Jacqui for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones where Carl and Donut have to fight their way over to Miriam Dom and Prepotente, and we get a truly heartbreaking scene that made me genuinely sad. Then there's a new floor-wide mission that sounds pretty intimidating. Thanks so much to all...
Dec 05, 2025•1 hr 6 min
If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Jacqui for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones where Carl goes back to the convention with Carl and meet the Popov brothers, who do not seem to be particularly enjoying their situation. Meanwhile, we're learning about how all these dinosaurs came to be and get saddled with a new quest....
Dec 05, 2025•1 hr 8 min
If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Jacque for commissioning this episode! These chapters are so loaded with things to talk about that I run out of time and I end up having to push talking about Chapter 38 to the next episode. But it’s okay! Because we’re getting another confrontation with Lucia Mar and I’m having a great time theorizing ab...
Nov 28, 2025•1 hr 12 min
If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Jacque for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones where Carl goes to the first day of this CrawlCon and crowdsources a bunch of ideas and information and it’s suuuuper interesting to read. I’m really into the whole world and you know I couldn’t get enough. Thanks so much to you all for li...
Nov 25, 2025•1 hr 8 min
If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Jacqui for commissioning this episode! These are the chapters where Carl and Donut head to the fort that Signet wanted to take down, and it's just much less difficult than I was expecting. The most challenging part was the boss, and turns out that the boss wasn't even part of this quest AND they don't get...
Nov 18, 2025•1 hr 8 min
If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones where Carl and Donut get to see Bea again and it's a very strange and in some ways unsatisfying scene because there has to be so much posturing and pretending because of the lack of privacy. I'm really curious if we're going to see her ag...
Nov 18, 2025•1 hr 13 min
If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones where Bea is trotted out in front of the cameras in order for Odette to simultaneously get an exclusive interview, and also for Odette to stick it to Borant a little bit. But it turns out not to matter, because they are no longer in contr...
Nov 06, 2025•59 min
If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Jacqui for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones where Mongo scents some other dinosaurs and takes off running to get laid. Bless his heart. Meanwhile, our friends are taking over a Bugbear settlement and trying to set it up as a kind of base camp. Thank you all so much for listening to ...
Nov 05, 2025•1 hr 6 min
If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Jacqui for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones where we get to see what Carl's plan was, and while it's a good idea in a general sense, he was not ready for the Hunters to be as prepared as they turn out to be. Thanks so much to you all for listening, and I will see you soon with a new...
Oct 31, 2025•1 hr 8 min
If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Jacqui for commissioning this episode! Time to start the fifth book, kids! And I'm excited because this one starts with litigation and logistics and I absolutely live for that shit. Then, as usual, it ends with Carl doing something insane. Thanks so much for listening, and I will see you soon with a new e...
Oct 29, 2025•1 hr
If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! It's time to wrap up this book, and there's a LOT to talk about. From Carl's secret plan, to what's going on on the surface of Earth, to the fact that Bea is still alive...I can't imagine how some of these new pieces of information are going to come into play in the...
Oct 24, 2025•1 hr 12 min
If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones where Carl and his crew are working on something that for whatever reason, he cannot be directly involved with. So he's by himself for part of this, focused on opening his boxes, and actually getting some pretty cool loot. But what's REAL...
Oct 14, 2025•1 hr 13 min
If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! This is the section where we are all trying to cope with a massive puppy and there's, as usual, one particular asshole who is willing to ruin things for everyone. Not that other people aren't willing to fuck things up as well, but you know...there's always that one ...
Oct 14, 2025•1 hr 9 min
If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thanks so much to Michael for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones where Carl & Co. defeat this massive sharktopus (sorry, octoshark) and then are faced with an impossible choice and have to open the Gate Of The Feral Gods. Thank you all so much to you all for listening, and I will see you soon with a new...
Sep 27, 2025•1 hr 6 min
If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones where we find out what's really going on with Samathe and this sex doll, and it's...weird. Meanwhile, there's a mission taking us underwater and a bold new method of broadcasting boss battles! Wanna talk spoilers? Join the Discord! https:...
Sep 27, 2025•1 hr 5 min
If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! This group of chapters is really weird and I still don't get what's going on, but that's fine because neither does Carl or anybody else. Suffice to say, they manage to escape a pretty awful death by the skin of their teeth, and have almost all the pieces they need f...
Sep 19, 2025•1 hr 3 min
If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones where Carl does something pretty intense that I whole-heartedly agree with and I'm gonna SAY IT. There are certainly going to be consequences but for now, all I can say is...good for you, Carl. Thanks so much to you all for listening, and...
Sep 19, 2025•1 hr 13 min
If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones where Carl has to fight a goose, and Donut can basically do nothing to help. Thanks so much to you all for listening, and I will see you soon with a new episode! Wanna talk spoilers? Join the Discord! https://discord.gg/rEF2KfZxfV...
Sep 19, 2025•1 hr 4 min
If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! This section is the one where we find out just what's going on with Chris, and it's so much worse than what I had expected. At least a personality change would have been due to a choice that he made, but instead he's been completely hijacked and it's fucking awful. ...
Sep 18, 2025•1 hr 5 min
If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you so much to Michael for commissioning this episode! In these chapters our friends have to fight a giant bird and it causes some kind of weird glitch where the game changes up what's going on. Meanwhile, Chris is on his way to see Carl and Donut, but it turns out...he's not alone. Thanks so much to you all for listening...
Sep 18, 2025•1 hr 7 min
If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones where Carl & Co. have to infiltrate the town hall, and the plan goes badly awry. Meanwhile, Carl's getting some new sponsors, but it seems like they're a pacifist group so we'll have to see how useful they are! Thanks so much to you a...
Sep 17, 2025•1 hr 6 min
If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! I want to apologize for the poor sound quality in this episode, I didn't realize that my input was wrong and all the sound was coming in through my phone instead of my mic. I did my best to edit things into a better sound but i could only do so much. Sorry about tha...
Sep 12, 2025•1 hr 11 min
If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! These opening chapters show us a desert that is as awful as I was expecting, and there are a bunch of camel folks that have settled in a weird town and are getting stoned between their fights with the gnomes. Meanwhile, there's a bonkers quest that is going to requi...
Aug 28, 2025•1 hr 8 min
If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! These final chapters are very busy because we've not only got a huge Boss Battle, we have the collapse of the floor, the interview, the reveal of a new representative and Zev's "reeducation", and the opening of the next floor. There's a lot happening! Thanks so much...
Aug 28, 2025•1 hr 5 min
If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! So these chapters are the ones where Mordecai finally comes back (well technically he came back in the last section but he was only there for a minute before the blood fountain happened so it doesn't count) and he attempts to slap some sense into Carl. Predictably, ...
Aug 20, 2025•1 hr 9 min
If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! These are the chapters where Carl & Co. begin executing their plan to help the other crawlers, using portals that they've affixed to the front of trains. It's a pretty genius idea, although...there are a few hiccups. Thanks so much to you all for listening, and ...
Aug 20, 2025•1 hr 14 min
If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones where it turns out that the fallout after Katia kills Hekla is way less intense than I first expected, and we're just getting on with the damn thing. Thanks so much to you all for listening, and I will see you soon with a new episode! Wan...
Aug 12, 2025•1 hr 14 min
