If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you so much to Michael for commissioning this episode! These chapters are terrible and I'm sad and mad and sad and then mad again. RIP Volteeg, you will be missed. Thank you all so much for listening, and I will see you soon with a new episode! Wanna talk spoilers? Join the Discord! https://discord.gg/rEF2KfZxfV...
Apr 25, 2026•1 hr 12 min
If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones where we found out about Princess Formidable heading for the failsafe, which has influenced King Rust to change up his plans and make a deal with Carl and Donut, which we don't hear about and may not happen at all now. Thanks, Rosetta. Th...
Apr 24, 2026•1 hr 3 min
If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones where some worms get into the heads of our friends and take them over, disabling a bunch of the wall protections and generally just making me paranoid and I hate it. Thank you all so much for listening, and I will see you soon with a new ...
Apr 19, 2026•1 hr 3 min
If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones where Empress D'nadia gets got, but it's not really the victory that I was expected, and if anything I'm more worried than ever. Thank you all so much for listening, and I will see you soon with a new episode! Wanna talk spoilers? Join th...
Apr 17, 2026•1 hr 13 min
If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones where we begin the battle phase where magic attacks are not allowed, forcing people to get creative with non-offensive spells and items, and things are really grim already and I don't like any of this at all. Thank you all so much for lis...
Apr 15, 2026•1 hr 3 min
If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones in which one of the factions in cheating, but they're not great at it, and it backfires spectacularly. Meanwhile, some of what happened in Katia's history is revealed to us, and the treatment to expel Shit Maria doesn't fully work...but i...
Apr 10, 2026•1 hr 5 min
If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones in which Carl and Donut almost get ganked by a cheating TV production company, and it turns out that Shi Maria is doing a LOT that we didn't know about. Meanwhile, the bad guys have SO many soldiers and Victory the orc is my new bae. Than...
Apr 06, 2026•1 hr 7 min
If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones where Carl finally gets to meet all the people who have been working behind the scenes, and I cry at Tipid's story. It's A LOT! Thanks for listening, and I will see you soon with a new episode! Wanna talk spoilers? Join the Discord! https...
Mar 28, 2026•1 hr 6 min
If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode!It’s time for Carl to open his loot boxes and get his own cool prizes, potions and weapons and patches, oh my! Meanwhile, Louis gets a BONKERS prize and we meet our first awoken NPC. Thank you all so much for listening, and I will see you soon with a new episode! Wan...
Mar 27, 2026•1 hr 1 min
If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones in which we find out exactly what was going on with Carl and Paulie on Christmas morning, and Carl gets a pretty wild upgrade installed in his head. Meanwhile, Mordecai is excited abou tsome potions and Donut gets a new tiara. Thanks so m...
Mar 21, 2026•1 hr 12 min
If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! Even though these chapters made me literally cry on camera! Thanks for that, Michael! Thanks for inflicting this pain on me! You sick fuck. Wanna talk spoilers? Join the Discord! https://discord.gg/rEF2KfZxfV
Mar 19, 2026•1 hr 8 min
If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones where Carl ends up in the hand of a demon who won’t stop hitting himself, the AI demands that a crab jerk off into the ocean, and Paz kills an allegedly immortal goddess. Thanks so much to you all for listening, and I will see you soon wi...
Mar 14, 2026•1 hr 8 min
If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones in which Carl figures out that maybe there's a way around getting a key so that everyone can potentially make it off this floor alive. Meanwhile, demons, portals, cat ladies, and reunions. Thanks so much to you all for listening, and I wi...
Mar 12, 2026•1 hr 13 min
If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you I GUESS to Michael for commissioning this episode. Kinda. THAT IS ALL I HAVE TO SAY ABOUT IT. ENJOY MY PAIN, YOU JERKS. Wanna talk spoilers? Join the Discord! https://discord.gg/rEF2KfZxfV
Mar 07, 2026•1 hr 6 min
If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones where Carl goes to the homeless shelter and seems to be teleported away before anything can happen, but I'm personally thinking that there's something else going on that makes more sense. Meanwhile, Imani is going through it, and Ines is ...
Mar 05, 2026•1 hr 7 min
If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones where Carl and Donut have to face a giant Hydra whose heads are all from people in their pasts. Then there's some alarming news about the AI, and Carl goes on a mysterious quest to see the people who sponsored him. Thanks so much to you a...
Feb 28, 2026•1 hr 4 min
If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you to Michael for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones where Carl has a really scary near-death and near-blindness moment, and then has to go face his shitty father. Thanks so much to you all for listening, and I will see you soon with a new episode! Wanna talk spoilers? Join the Discord! https://disco...
Feb 26, 2026•1 hr 4 min
If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you to Michael for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones where we end up in Miami but also in Iowa, and Carl is determined to face down his father because he's certain it's coming. But it doesn't! At least, not yet. Thank you all so much for listening, and I will see you soon with a new episode! Wanna ta...
Feb 24, 2026•1 hr 10 min
If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones in which Carl finds out what was really going on with Astrid and her family, and then is flummoxed when Odette swerves and suggests a different adjutant for him and Donut. Thank you all so much for listening, and I will see you soon with ...
Feb 19, 2026•1 hr 4 min
If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones where Katia and Carl have to carry out their assasination of Astrid, and I feel so damn sad about the multiple reveals that Dinneman slaps me with once this is accomplished. I hate this. Thanks to you all so much for listening, and I will...
Feb 17, 2026•1 hr 14 min
If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones where we get our first indication of just how left things are going with Katia, despite her seeming to be doing better. I hate this. Thanks so much to you all so much and I will see you soon with a new episode! Wanna talk spoilers? Join t...
Feb 16, 2026•1 hr 1 min
If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones where Carl & Donut attend a Faction Wars meeting and it's a whole mess, Carl has to go into a strip club to plot a murder, and then there's a large crab trying to psych himself up for...something. Thanks so much to you all for listeni...
Feb 07, 2026•1 hr 5 min
If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones in which Carl and Donut have to get even more enmeshed in some bullshit with the Gods, and everything is becoming too dang complicated. Meanwhile, Sister Inez is out there doing god knows what, and Mordecai has a little secret. Thanks so ...
Jan 30, 2026•1 hr 3 min
If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones where Carl & Donut have to make a tough call about which god's shrine to fix, and then we find out that my weird suspicions about Sister Ines are justified, but not at all in the way I'd anticipated. Thanks so much to you all for list...
Jan 29, 2026•1 hr 11 min
If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones where I start to get really suspicious of the new party members (I know they're not really party members but you get it) and I'm trying to figure out where that's coming from. Meanwhile, we've got a Plague Lord and zombies and new quests....
Jan 28, 2026•1 hr 11 min
If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones where Carl and Donut come across Sister Inez and her pair of ex-cons, and there's quite a standoff because Donut said that she'd kill any cat-person she came across. Also, there are monk seals and duende. Thanks so much to you all for lis...
Jan 17, 2026•1 hr 10 min
If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you to Michael for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones where we finally find out what went on between Odette, Chaco, and Mordecai, and it's honestly super sad for everyone involved, even Odette. Then we join Carl and Donut in Cuba, and we find out how this new floor works and get to open some really co...
Jan 15, 2026•1 hr 13 min
If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Jacqui for commissioning this episode! These final chapters include several twists and turns, from skipping a floor to Katia being an addict and also being pitted against Donut. All of this juicy drama has me pretty stoked for the next book! Thank you all so much for listening, and I will see you soon wit...
Jan 09, 2026•1 hr 7 min
If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you so much to Jacqui for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones where Samantha really comes through and manages to pull off a genuinely impressive feat, while literally everything else begins to fall down around our ears. Carl is ready to take drastic action, but Signet steps in and handles it. Thanks to...
Dec 21, 2025•1 hr 6 min
If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you so much to Jacqui for commissioning this episode!These chapters are the ones where the party really gets rolling, and we get to see the outstanding performance that Donut had trained Mongo to do, which I find frankly more important than all of these silly plans to save people’s lives. ENCORE! Thanks so much to you all...
Dec 20, 2025•1 hr 13 min
