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Ridiculous Crime

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True Crime is more than blood, guts, mayhem, and murder. Zaron Burnett and Elizabeth Dutton share outlandish tales of capers, heists, and cons that shine a light on the absurd and outrageous side of criminality. Always 99% murder-free and 100% ridiculous, this is Ridiculous Crime, a podcast by iHeartRadio.
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Episodes

Cult Leader Pretend: Alex Joseph and His Many, Many Wives

Alex Joseph was a lot of things: accountant, school teacher, author, US Marine, postal worker, private investigator, music manager, health food purveyor, mayor, pirate, polygamist, cult leader. He loved living just outside the law, amassing wives (some of questionable age) and squatting on government land. And unlike many of the ridiculous criminals profiled, he managed to stay one step ahead of the law until his last breath. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....

Jul 12, 202253 min

Draw Me Like One of your German Criminals: Arno Funke, Germany's Greatest Extortionist

Aspiring artist Arno Funke, aka Dagobert, just wanted to make a living doing what he loved. And he did, for a time, because in addition to art he loved bombs and extortion plots, and weird contraptions. His antics captivated a nation and made for great headlines, but those kind of capers just can't last. Luckily, the artist in him prevailed and he was able to delight and captivate the public in a legal way after all. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....

Jul 07, 202250 min

'Twas the Night Before Griftsmas: The Con Man and Santa Claus

It's Christmas in July! Start drafting those letters to Santa — that's just how John Duval Gluck would have wanted it. He scammed the wealthy of New York society into doing good for poor kids, sending the kids gifts from Santa himself. Until one man asked to see the receipts. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jul 05, 202257 min

Smuggler’s Baby Blues: The Fake Baron and 100,000 Glass Eyeballs

For years, an erstwhile Baron smuggled glass eyes into Hoboken, until he was busted by customs. He later petitioned to officially change his name to reflect his status as the illegitimate son of a Viscount. When he told the romantic and rather dubious tale of his parentage in court? Not a dry eye in the house. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jun 30, 202253 min

This is Mr. Rochat Speaking: The Theft of Charlie Chaplin's Body

Criminals decide to steal the body of beloved film star Charlie Chaplin. They call his widow and ask for a ransom. His widow isn't interested. What becomes of The Tramp's remains? Guess you'll have to listen and find out. Come for the crime, stay for Zaron's absurd reenactment of the ransom calls. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jun 28, 202253 min

High Times on the Mosquito Coast: The Gregor MacGregor Story

Throughout the ages, con artists have successfully convinced people to buy into fake businesses, fake social or political movements, even fake identities. But it took a truly confident trickster, a brazen Scotsman, to fool people into sinking their life savings into a completely fake country. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jun 23, 202250 min

The Truth is Really Out There: The Long Island UFO Network

Fed up with local politics, a UFO investigator and his band of misfits conspire to take down their enemies. And expose government plots to conceal alien activity. And equip a school bus with state of the art paranormal detecting gadgets. And threaten the President. And hang out at his mom's house. You know, normal stuff. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jun 21, 20221 hr 2 min

Treetop Flyer: The Highflying Antics of Tommy Fitz

Get drunk? Check. Steal a plane? Check. Fly it back to the bar you'd been partying in earlier? Check. Tommy "Fitz" Fitzpatrick had only a few steps in his plan to become a legend. How he executed that plan and took it to new heights makes him the posterboy for mid-century ridiculousness. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jun 16, 202240 min

Swappin' Dead Presidents: The Emancipation of Abraham Lincoln's Corpse

In 1876, a small time gang plotted to kidnap Abraham Lincoln. He'd been dead eleven years, but they didn't let that stop them. They planned to trade the late leader's body for their imprisoned counterfeiter comrade's freedom. Guess what -- it didn't work. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jun 14, 202259 min

Watch the Throne: The Case of the Missing Gold Toilet

In 2016, the artist Maurizio Cattelan created a masterpiece: a solid goild toilet. After a successful exhibition in New York, the commode was shown in the UK. It was there that the loo went adieu. Who took it? Why? The police had suspects, but will they be able to flush them out? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jun 09, 202247 min

The Yeti Hand: a Film Star, a Relic, and Underpants

What do you get when you mix an obsession with cryptids, money to burn, Buddhist monks, geopolitics, relic theft, lingerie, and Jimmy Stewart? You get this ridiculous tale. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jun 07, 202251 min

Captured Coin Con Consults Convicts Craving Corrections Cover

Michael Sabo was a classic con man. He posed as a respectable doctor, he wrote phony checks, he stole coins, and he misled trusting people. And what does a classic con man do after getting caught? Turn that grifter knowledge into another con: consulting. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jun 02, 202247 min

The Taser, The Tupperware Salesman and the Stolen Stradivarius

An amateur art thief conspires with a barber/part-time “Tupperware consultant” named Universal Knowledge Allah to steal a multimillion dollar Stradivarius violin; it’s step one of the thief’s Robin Hood-style plan to, uh…renovate and fix Milwaukee? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May 31, 202259 min

You've Got Mail: Ridiculous Crime Listeners Chime In

We get a LOT of correspondence here at RC HQ, and the time has come to share it with the world. Suggestions! Confessions! Campfire Tales! Requests! Guitars! Turkeys! Manhunts! Duct Tape! Y'all are a fascinating and hilarious bunch. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May 26, 202245 min

Rose Marie and Joyce (Jocelyn?): the IRL Thelma & Louise

It was the ‘90s, just before the internet went big, the perfect moment for two gals to turn outlaw, robbing men from Texas to Vegas. While on the run they were spotted hiding as nurses, strippers and refrigerator customers. Novelty shirts and tv shows followed. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May 24, 202236 min

Drop 'Em!: The Strange Tale of the Pretty Pants Bandit

A dame. A real looker. A minx with a gun demanding all the cash in the register. This was a woman straight out of a film noir. Except this gal's m.o. was a little unusual: your money or your pants, mister! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May 19, 202249 min

The Loudest Mimes in the Room: San Francisco Mime Troupe vs. the SFPD

Mimes and police: two great tastes that don't taste great together. In the time between the Beat Generation and the Summer of Love, a band of misfit mimes joined forces with a future super-promoter to fight for the rights of performace artists and freedom of expression (also the freedom to get freaky while miming). Clashes with cops ensued, but no invisible box could hold the mimes back. This is the true story of how mime culture changed history...and gave us hippies. See omnystudio.com/listener...

May 17, 202246 min

Please, for the Love of God, Stop Singing: State vs. Linkhaw

Even the worst singers think they're magnificent crooners in the shower or alone in the car. But what of the terrible singers who take their warbling public? Can singing be criminally bad? Turns out the answer is YES. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May 12, 202246 min

I'm Not a Doctor, but I Play One on TV...News

No one likes medical exams that get a little, uh, personal. And it's only made worse if the doctor administering the test is actually a teen con artist posing as an MD. This teen terror just wouldn't give up his medical dreams until he faced the most tenacious opponent of all: a local investigative news team. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May 10, 202237 min

Catch the Wave, Not the Criminal: The Max Headroom Signal Hijacking

Ah, the 80s. Back when MTV ruled the airwaves, shoulder pads were mandatory, Coca Cola was going through some identity issues, and television signal jacking was still possible. It was a magical time when someone in Chicago could turn on the tv and get an unintended eyeful of weirdness, thanks to a rascally criminal in a Max Headroom mask.` See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May 05, 202252 min

The Con Man, the First Lady, and Madame X: The Story of Gaston Means

Gaston Means managed to insert himself into some significant crimes in American history. J. Edgar Hoover himself referred to Means as "the most amazing figure in contemporary criminal history" for his ability to successfully lie to suit whichever situation in which he found himself. But he met his match when he tried to swindle Washington socialite Evalyn Walsh McLean in a fake investigation into the Lindbergh Baby Kidnapping. Means ran out of luck when he ran out of lies. See omnystudio.com/lis...

May 03, 202242 min

Sartorial Violence at its Finest: The Straw Hat Riot

It used to be gauche to wear white after labor day, or to board a plane in your pajamas. What once would get you stern looks or eye rolls are now widely tolerated sartorial choices. There was once one choice, though, that wasn't tolerated at all. In fact, it got you a beat down. Woe be the men who wore straw hats after the summer season in New York City. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 28, 202250 min

I Never Promised You a Rose Garden: Gerald the Turkey Attacks!

In the quiet spring and summer of the early COVID-19 pandemic, one creature's reign of terror paralyzed a neighborhood. What was once an idyllic municipal rose garden, prized for its bountiful blooms and serene atmosphere, became a bloody stomping ground for a pissed off turkey. It just so happens that animals can be criminals, too. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 26, 202241 min

Counterfeit Cuneiform: Hobby Lobby & the Stolen Gilgamesh Dream Tablet

How does a company go from selling craft supplies and tchotchkes to importing stolen and counterfeit curios? This is the story of how Hobby Lobby got into the business of looted goods and managed to embroil the Museum of the Bible along the way. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 21, 202254 min

Elementary, My Dear Houdini: Sir Arthur Conan Doyle vs. Harry Houdini

The author of the Sherlock Holmes series of books, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle was also an ardent believer in spiritualism. While his most famous character was known for laughingly revealing the deceptions of charlatans and con men, Doyle himself was more easily duped. Harry Houdini was disgusted to see his friend conned like that. As an escape artist and magician, Houdini was familiar with spectacle and games of deception. So he put on a show just for Conan Doyle and tried to convince his friend tha...

Apr 19, 202253 min

Geriatric Ocean’s Eleven: The Hatton Garden Heist

Sometimes it's hard to retire. Like they say, do something you love and you'll never work a day in your life. For a group of older English gentlemen thieves, this was especially true. There comes a time when the body can't keep up with the mind, though, and simple plans run into complex worlds. It turns out mega jewel heists just aren't what they used to be. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....

Apr 14, 202248 min

Nuns on the Run: the Fun-loving, Felonious Belgian Sisters

Catholic Bishop Fulton J. Sheen once said, “Hearing nuns’ confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn.” That’s not true in Belgium. In 1990, nuns in the Diocese of Bruge threw off their habits and embraced the criminal life. So much for vows of poverty. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....

Apr 12, 202242 min

Give My Regards to Javasu

A mysterious woman washes ashore in 1800s England. She speaks an unknown language, yet still manages to share tales of her pirate-filled high sea adventures and noble lineage. Her story captivates the nation...until a figure from her past comes and ruins everything. Or does she? Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....

Apr 07, 202239 min

Pablo Escobar’s Problematic Cocaine Hippos

We all know that Pablo Escobar exported cocaine out of Colombia in record amounts. What a lot of people don't know is that he had some problematic imports into the vibrant nation, as well. Meet Pablo Escobar's hippos. The cocaine cowboy brought what turned out to be an invasive species into one of the most biodiverse areas in the world. Antics ensued. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....

Apr 05, 202247 min

King of the Frontier Con Men: The Ballad of Soapy Smith

The grandson of a Georgia plantation owner, “Soapy” Smith turned to crime when his family’s morally-criminal fortunes vanished at the end of the Civil War. Travelling from Texas to Colorado to Alaska, Smith was a natural leader who couldn’t help but expand his short con mini-gangs into full-fledged political and criminal empires. But how on earth did he get the name “Soapy”? A very clever flimflam and a cop gave him the moniker that made him famous. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://ww...

Mar 31, 202248 min
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