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No Such Thing As A Fish

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The official channel for the show about everything: four dorks discuss the most amazing facts they’ve learned over the last seven days.

The multi award-winning, globe-travelling, 600-million-download phenomenon. Hosted by Dan Schreiber, James Harkin, Andrew Hunter Murray and Anna Ptaszynski.

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Episodes

No Such Thing As A Shakespeare Burger

Nina Conti joins Dan, James and Andy to discuss ventriloquists, gogillath, Shakestheare, and Twintheth Nargaret. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon Get an exclusive 15% discount on Saily data plans! Use code [fish] at checkout. Download Saily app or go to https://saily.com/fish...

Mar 19, 202659 minEp. 627

Little Fish: Release The Naughty List

The hosts explore a diverse array of incredible facts, including the surprising political life of a real-life Santa Claus in North Pole, Alaska, and the industry award for the best movie trailer for the worst film. They also delve into the extraordinary story of a Jewish baby appearing on a Nazi magazine cover, the paradox of London Underground station names, and the hidden literary talents of an Australian Prime Minister, alongside a rapid-fire round of other peculiar trivia.

Mar 15, 202629 minSeason 2Ep. 20

No Such Thing As The Official Podcast Of Wyoming

Mary Roach joins Dan, James and Andy to discuss blood banks, breast boosting and beneficial bryophytes. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

Mar 12, 202657 minEp. 626

Little Fish: I am Dorkus, Queen of the Dorks

Dan, James, and Andy delve into a collection of intriguing listener facts, exploring historical curiosities like a British Chancellor named Julius Caesar and the London Underground's early days. They discuss modern marvels such as 3D printed structures, debate the definition of the world's tallest tree, and share personal anecdotes. The episode also names new 'Friend of the Podcast' fact custodians, featuring bizarre details from ancient yo-yos to enormous spider populations, all tied together by their signature comedic banter.

Mar 08, 202630 minSeason 2Ep. 19

No Such Thing As Billions Of Checkers Boards

Daniel Sloss joins Dan, James and Andy to discuss Lord of the Rings, North of the Border, and the Father of Electricity. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

Mar 05, 202656 minEp. 625

Little Fish: Full Body Botox

This Little Fish episode dives into a collection of fascinating audience-submitted facts. Discussions range from unexpected border defenses using geese and the bizarre names of Kentucky Derby horses to the surprising origins of almond extract and the historical politics of regattas. The hosts also explore tax deductions for unusual items, Martha Stewart's controversial claims, and the curious medical application of salmon sperm, alongside other quirky facts from friends of the podcast.

Mar 01, 202630 minSeason 2Ep. 18

No Such Thing As A Hedgehog In A Lifeboat

Melanie Bracewell joins Dan, James and Andy to discuss springtime, snot and Selena Gomez. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

Feb 26, 202652 minEp. 624

Little Fish: See You In The Charts

Join Andrew, Dan, and James as they explore a fascinating array of listener-submitted facts. Discover the infamous "Young Frank and Steins" baseball outfield, the curious case of a plane lost in a parking bay, and the surprising origins of the Outerbridge Crossing's name. The discussion also touches on the mysterious Burmese zodiac, innovative snow tunnels, and humorous insights into corporate software and maritime navigation.

Feb 22, 202629 minSeason 2Ep. 17

No Such Thing As Magical Fox Phishing

Ray O'Leary joins Dan, James and Andy to discuss Rousseau, rays, receptionists and remarkable royalties. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon Get an exclusive 15% discount on Saily data plans! Use code [fish] at checkout. Download Saily app or go to https://saily.com/fish...

Feb 19, 202651 minEp. 623

Little Fish: Gary Scrabble

Dive into a collection of peculiar facts, starting with the surprising etymology of "Kamea" and a spider named after Sisyphus. Discover how tariffs impacted Jack Daniels sales in Canada, leading to a whiskey prize and a dive into the history of Uncle Nearest. The hosts also reveal that most citric acid comes from black mould, discuss Disney's closed airport with musical runways, and explore Slovenia's ASMR tourism initiatives. The episode concludes by appointing new "custodians" for classic podcast facts, covering everything from asylum admissions for novel reading to chess's supposed alien origins and the Yakuza's website.

Feb 15, 202628 minSeason 2Ep. 16

No Such Thing As Supercritical Hot Rock Music

Maddie Moate joins Dan, James and Andy to discuss bees, bulbs, cereal and stars. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

Feb 12, 202653 minEp. 622

Little Fish: The OId Ron Brown

This "Little Fish" episode delves into a collection of peculiar facts submitted by listeners. Topics include a Cold War KGB agent's inability to understand a Scottish MP, Canada's longest-serving Prime Minister consulting the dead, and the surprising amount of data contained within a single ejaculate. The hosts also discuss pig decomposition studies, a pangolin's unique kill, and sea slugs that regrow their entire bodies. The episode concludes by recognizing "Custodians of Fish Facts" with additional strange facts, like the medical acronym "LOL" and the pain-relieving power of Billy Connolly.

Feb 08, 202627 minSeason 2Ep. 15

No Such Thing As Space Eggs

Lieven Scheire joins Dan, James and Andy to discuss Cray, cranes, and the crazy crazy world of silica gel. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

Feb 05, 202658 minEp. 621

Little Fish: Right Over Our Heads

This Little Fish episode dives into a collection of hilarious and surprising audience-submitted facts. Topics range from Denver's snow prediction and the true first flag on the moon to Lily Allen's massive Bitcoin regret and historical relocations. The hosts also share several quirky Clubfish facts covering everything from rat anatomy to Yeti escape strategies, all delivered with their signature wit and extensive explanations.

Feb 01, 202632 minSeason 2Ep. 14

No Such Thing As Gutter Ice

Sally Phillips joins Dan, James and Andy to discuss Greenlandic traditions, Australian accents and British Airways. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

Jan 29, 202652 minEp. 620

Little Fish: It's Not Shaped Like A Hobnob

Dan, James, and Andy delve into fascinating listener facts, discussing everything from the Schreiber scale for cheese meltability and the hidden piano on Ben Nevis to the historical standardization of the inch and a unique double amputee Everest climb. The episode also highlights a controversial Texas politician and Canadian radon research before dedicating a segment to new "Custodians of Fish Facts," including insights on Alexander the Great's beard ban and a South Korean baseball team's robotic fans.

Jan 25, 202628 minSeason 2Ep. 13

No Such Thing As Debreadtion

Olga Koch joins Dan, James and Andy to discuss puns, pizza, peat and peeved performers. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon Get an exclusive 15% discount on Saily data plans! Use code [fish] at checkout. Download Saily app or go to https://saily.com/fish...

Jan 22, 202658 minEp. 619

Little Fish: Not Sponsored By Reba McEntire

The hosts of "Little Fish" dive into a collection of bizarre listener-submitted facts, from the surprising prevalence of Reba McEntire-shaped corn mazes to the curious origins of film scores and the social impact of Batman's presence. They also share a new batch of "custodian" facts, covering topics like controversial apostrophe rules and the longevity of ham. This episode provides an entertaining blend of obscure knowledge and humorous discussion.

Jan 18, 202630 minSeason 2Ep. 12

No Such Thing As Captain Crossword

Tom Allen joins Dan, James and Andy to discuss Noel, Nudie, Greeks and Gardening. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

Jan 15, 202654 minEp. 618

Little Fish: It's Mostly Machines These Days

This episode of Little Fish features a collection of fascinating and often humorous facts submitted by listeners. Topics range from historical anecdotes about racing drivers and political figures to peculiar observations about office life, scientific studies on bee stings, and surprising Grammy nominations. The hosts also dedicate various facts to new Patreon subscribers, celebrating their support with quirky knowledge.

Jan 11, 202630 minSeason 2Ep. 11

No Such Thing As Meat And Greet

Lou Sanders joins Dan, James and Andy to discuss Margate, murmuring, Morrissey and Medicine (Nobel Prize for...) Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

Jan 08, 202655 minEp. 617

Little Fish: If You Believe What the Government Tells You

This "Little Fish" episode is a fun-filled discussion of listener facts, covering topics like the second oldest verified person living through both Earth and Mars' first powered flights, and a comical New Zealand spy incident involving a lost briefcase with pies and a porn magazine. The hosts also delve into Mount Everest's waste problem, the unexpected company behind nuclear reactors and bowling alleys, ancient Inuit snow blindness cures, and the unique sensory worlds of animals, concluding with several "custodian facts" for Patreon supporters.

Jan 04, 202630 minSeason 2Ep. 10

No Such Thing As Pudsey's Passport

Professor Alice Roberts joins Dan, James and Andy at the Royal Institution to find out what links science with Pokemon, Superman and Tintin. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon...

Jan 01, 202656 minEp. 616

Little Fish: A Biscuit, A Railway Station, And A Mutt

Hosts Dan, James, and Andy delve into an array of unusual listener-submitted facts, including the humorous properties of mathematical graphs and scientific acronyms. They explore historical oddities like Big Ben's clock face and bizarre temperature scale proposals, alongside surprising origins of German chocolate cake and Garibaldi biscuits. The episode also features the popular "Custodians of Fish Facts" segment, where historical podcast facts are assigned to new listeners, highlighting diverse trivia.

Dec 28, 202532 minSeason 2Ep. 9

No Such Thing As Sheep Number Five

Dan, James and Andy discuss 2026; get special messages from new Friends of the Podcast; and exchange gifts of varying quality. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon...

Dec 25, 202553 minEp. 615

Little Fish: Bizarre Choreography, Schnapps, and Singing in Swedish

This episode of Little Fish dives into an array of intriguing listener facts, starting with Dan's upcoming UK tour announcement. Discussions range from the surprising origin of jungle gyms to teach fourth-dimensional geometry and a D-Day veteran actor playing his own commander, to the Vatican's collection of hiccup remedies and commercial radio's use of 'happy' voice filters. The hosts also explore linguistic misunderstandings with Icelandic parking signs, the lengthy Alabama Constitution, and the fascinating biomechanics of elephants walking on the moon. The episode concludes by naming new custodians for various diverse facts, offering a fun and fact-filled journey for listeners.

Dec 21, 202534 minSeason 2Ep. 8

No Such Thing As An Eton Oyster

John Lloyd joins Dan, James and Andy to discuss rivers, shipworms, oysters, and tuners. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon Get an exclusive 15% discount on Saily data plans! Use code [fish] at checkout. Download Saily app or go to https://saily.com/fish...

Dec 18, 202553 minEp. 614

Little Fish: Juan Trippe

In this episode of Little Fish, Dan, James, and Andy explore an array of intriguing listener facts. Discussions range from the historical impact of aviation pioneer Juan Trippe and the unexpected amount of iron found in krill, to the origins of breast-shaped dumplings named after an actress and the bizarre reproductive strategies of ants. They also uncover why Mozart chocolate isn't from Mozart, recount a bush ranger's acquittal due to impressive cattle theft, and share the humorous cancellation of a dry-river boat race because the river was wet, concluding with a segment on things named after people.

Dec 14, 202530 minSeason 2Ep. 7

No Such Thing As Dwayne Johnson's Hare

Adam Chase joins Dan, James and Anne Miller to discuss Chinese maps, German trains, London Marathons and International treasure hunts. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon...

Dec 11, 202555 minSeason 1Ep. 613

Little Fish: This Could Tail Off Really Quickly

Dan, James, and Andy dive into a collection of intriguing listener-submitted facts covering a diverse range of subjects. Discussions include the bizarre rules for appearing on US postage stamps, how the Mall of America is heated by human body warmth, and an in-depth quiz about British carrots. The episode also explores centuries-old financial bonds still paying out, a quiz on the oldest actors to play James Bond, and a look into Shakespeare's global cultural impact alongside a quiz on other famous UK figures. The show wraps up with "Fact Custodian" awards, revisiting bizarre historical tidbits and quirky scientific discoveries.

Dec 07, 202533 minSeason 2Ep. 6
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