¶ Intro / Opening
Dej, jag skulle ju köpa några nya palpställd i lagret. Det kanske blev lite mer grejer. De hade ju allt, man hade en skribord, jag köpte en sån här. Och kontorstolar, och så hade de en sitsnygg typcontainer. Vi har inredning för hela arbetsplatsen. Välkommen till AI-produktion. お風呂を沸かします Hi everybody, welcome to Little Fish. This is our weekly audience fact show. We've done all of our facts. We've run out. And while we wait and think of some more, you've sent some in to podcast at qi.com.
¶ Guard Geese: China's Border Patrol
My name's Andrew Hunter Murray. I'm here with James Harkin and Dan Schreiber. Let's get into it. Who's got an audience fact? Uh shall I open with one? Here we go. This is from Steven Corcoran. And his fact is China defends its border partly with geese. Okay. That's good. Yeah, so this is a pandemic thing. Uh China's border with Vietnam, they were worried that people with COVID were gonna come in through the border illegally. And so they hired a gaggle of geese.
Five hundred of them to stand guard and honk and bite at anyone who is coming through. Well they've probably got a strong snake nip on them though. Yeah. Exactly. The um Romans used guard geese. Well this is the thing, guard geese. They're apparently way more efficient than most animals that we would use, like a guard dog. Police often use them.
in their stations. No. They do. No. They do. There's there's been examples in Brazil where they have uh used them in place of dogs because they have incredible eyesight, they have incredible hearing, they're extraordinarily territorial. Therefore if a stranger comes in, they immediately sound the alarm. Unlike a dog who might, you know, if you're a burglar and you come in with a big old
Right. You know, the classic way. What if you throw a golden egg or something or something that distracts a goose? Well that's the thing,'cause there's a question of How come then they don't sound the alarm if a police officer comes in, they say, Well they recognise the outfits and they see them as well. Uh anyway. No, but they do
keep a lot of confiscated items that they've taken. So someone tried to break into repossess their motorbike that was in there. Um so dress as a police officer though and you'll get past the keys. So is can they recognize the police then? That's supposedly what they can Peace police. Have they ever been used in warfare geese? Good question. I imagine they have as uh guards. We did a question on QA which is what use is a goose?
For the G series and I remember we we talked about the guard geese and also that Rabale said you could wipe your bum with a goose's neck. Of course.
¶ The Kentucky Derby's Quirky Horse Names
Well that's brilliant. Okay, shall I do one? Yeah. Yeah. This is from Jeff Kennedy. And Jeff says that in the eighteen ninety-six Kentucky Derby horse race, the winner came in seventh place. Riddle me there. Okay, so it has to be a postmatch six disqualifications or six death. Horses. died after the race. Yeah, but you still win. They don't they don't take an Olympian's gold medal back if they've died years later. Yeah. Well he's gone now, who's who's remaining?
You're now first. Okay. Okay. Yeah. The world's oldest lady, Jean Calmon, actually had all of the Olympic medals from eighteen ninety six by the end. Okay. Um well Dan suggestion then disqualifications. Yeah, they must have been on y the you know, dope. I'm afraid Dopes, you are wrong. The answer is the winner was the name of the horse. The winner was the name of the He was called the winner. Oh
And you came seven. Anyway, so I've read through every single competitor in every single Kentucky Derby since they began in the mid nineteenth century. Wonderful. Um the seventeenth place horse in the twenty sixteen Kentucky Derby was Oscar nominated. Is that the name? Yeah. Okay, great. The winner in nineteen ninety nine was charismatic. Sixth place in nineteen fourteen was surprising.
Surprising was the name of the horse. The ninth place horse in twenty twenty one was highly motivated. And the fifth place doesn't sound like it and the fifth place horse in nineteen seventy one was unconscious. Uh Wild Horses came last in the Kentucky Derby in two thousand and two. And once again came third in eighteen eighty nine. Once again is the name of the horse Don't get mad was the name of the horse that came fourth in two thousand and five.
Oh my god, you've invented your own who's on first sketch, James. I'm I'm a wild and crazy guy. Came fourth in two thousand and seven. James, this is your palladium show. You have to tour the country with this. It's just a good like hour of comedy you've got there. Amazing. That's it. That's my whole week. So when we do the show later, the actual show, I have no research. I'm not I can't tell a pistol. Oh that's stunning.
¶ Surprising Origins of Almond Extract & Avocado
All right. Uh shall I do one? Yeah. All right. This is a fact from Harry and Charlotte. A joint fact. Cool. Pretty cool. Well, I think one of them will have taken the lead. Probably. And the other one's just going on a bit of a ride. In fact, it begins with my wife told me a fact. So here's the fact. What is almond extract made of? Is it almonds?
It's not almonds. Is it Mark Almond from Soft South? It's Mark Almond. Um very, very little almond extract is made with actual almonds. Is that true? It's crazy. It's made of peaches. Peaches. Yep. Oh, but they're m they're members of the Almond family, aren't they? Or is it other way around almonds are part of the peach family? Well basically there's a stone in a peach.
Yeah. And inside that stone there there is a thing that looks like an almond. And apparently that's what they use to make almond extracts rather than actual almonds, says Harry. I and I have some almond stuff in my home and I looked at it and I it says uh all bitter almond oil. The vast majority of which comes from peaches and other fruits that are not almonds. But they have a bitter almond in it.
Very good. Should have quit on the horse race of it. Um Yeah, basically almonds all start as a fruit. And so the thing which we think of as an almond nut is the seed of it. Uh but actually all droop seeds, this droop family of fruits, which are flesh on the outside, and then a single pit inside, which has a seed. Yeah. All all droop seeds contain this chemical, bansaldehyde, which is uh for For Almond extra. I discovered the other day that Rather than having to dig out the stone of
An avocado. Oh no. You just push it from the other side. Oh right. Just comes right out. Well no, there was a there was a trend a while ago that you would hold the half of avocado in your palm. Yeah. And then you would get a big knife and you would sort of Smack the big stone with the knife and then the knife would embed into the stone. You twist it and pull it out. All right. Pretty cool. Uh I think it was before TikTok, but it was an internet trend.
But um like people said you shouldn't do it'cause people going to A and E having missed the avocado andy pretty cool. Yeah, it's pretty it is pretty cool. I mean it would look pretty cool. Yeah. You're right. Well it turns out it's really simple, you just pop it out. Yeah, that's how I do it. Pop it out. Never knew that. I've always been digging away like a like an archaeologist. Uh you guys are r not eating bits of the avocado?
The stone? The stone, yeah. The yummiest bit. Give that message. Off the skin, of course. Well if you never had a it's like an everlasting middle class gobstopper. You know, you just Right. Do you know that story that there was like mega fauna in South America? that was eating the avocados and then pooing out the stones. And we know they must have existed because avocados existed and they must have been propagated somehow.
Uh, and there was no humans to plant them, so we know that this megafauna existed. So they were the farmers. They were the farmers, yeah, potentially. But now we know that Andy's eating the stones and presumably pooing them out as well. You are the megafauna of the twenty first century. It's a struggle sometimes, but So when you're caught squatting in the park, anyone got a goose?
¶ Regatta Roulette and Royal Connections
Let's have another. Let's have another. Okay. This is from Jennifer Rowley. Uh she says I listened I recently listened to the Littlefish episode where you talked about the Henley on Todd Regatta. Yeah. In Australia. So this is the one where it's dry um and uh it was called off because it rained
And so it flooded and so it's like a dry river, isn't it? It's a dry river. You run around in the bottom of it. Exactly. And it got called off because of of water. Uh and it reminded me of another weather related regatta fact that you might like. So the Canadian city of St. John's in Newfoundland and Labrador has a public holiday that only happens if the weather is nice.
Regatta Day is the day of the Royal St. John's Regatta, which is scheduled for the first Wednesday in August. However, if the weather isn't good enough for rowing, then the regatta has to be postponed, and if it's postponed, the public holiday itself is cancelled. So this has led to a tradition called Regatta Roulette.
where people stay out late partying the night before, gambling that they will have the next day off work. That's funny. Yeah, they love their regattas, by the way. That's really good. In Canada there's the Windsor Pumpkin Regatto, that's where everyone
hollows out a giant pumpkin. We have spoken about it. Like ten years ago we spoke about it. That's right. It's really it's very exciting. Someone did the record largest pumpkin, I believe it was, that we spoke about. By the way, this is about a two hundred year old festival, this regatta.
So as far as I can tell, COVID obviously knocked it out, but that's kind of that doesn't really count'cause that knocked out everything. So nineteen forty it seems uh to be the last time that they actually had to sort of lose the regatta roulette. Because of the weather. No, the war. Oh. So does that mean since then it's always been sunny enough? Yeah. That's nice. Yeah, so apparently the roulette
is not that risky. Oh, I'd play roulette with those odds. Yeah, exactly. Could be wrong. Because like in the UK, if you have any holiday is guaranteed to be pissing it down. Exactly. Yeah, that's the way it works. Um I got I found a really interesting regatta story about the Henley regatta. Can I quickly tell you?
Yeah, whatever. Let's see if this works. Sorry, can I just say, is this the Henley Henley on Thames or Henley in Australia? Henley on Thames in the UK. So um there used to be a guy called John Brendan Kelly and he applied to be part of the Regatta. He was an American. And it's it's quite a posh event, the regatta, and he wasn't allowed in despite being a multi millionaire in America, because he was a bricklayer, that it was seen as a labor job, and he was not allowed.
to compete in it. Oh yeah. So this really infuriated him and so he decided to enter the Olympics to row. And he won gold. In fact he won it three times, the first time first person to win a triple uh gold. And was it all due to the pent up anger? He must have had a bit of fury to to make a point uh to them. Um, and so, you know, they they were very apologetic and things changed for him. He was allowed to be part of why.
Rules is rules. Well it's Yeah, but you can bend the rules when you have a three time Olympian. Yeah, I suppose. Yeah. It's like Steve Redgrave's allowed to wear trainers in uh ritzy and Bolton. So he was he was this uh he was this bricklayer even though he was rich and then you had you know this kind of royal regatta which felt quite posh. Anyway, he has a few kids. Um one of them is called Greg. Grace Kelly. Grace Kelly becomes an actress and then goes on to become Princess Grace.
Interesting. And as a kind of way of saying sorry, if you now go to the Regatta in Henley, there is a Princess Grace challenge card. As a way of apologizing. So he went from being not allowed to compete to now having his daughter be the name of one of the regatta. Interesting. Yeah. Shove that in your boats. Shove that in your boats.
¶ Tax Deductions: Wigs, Outfits, and Botox
Um okay, here is a fact from Pav. Uh and Pav wanted to share a fun UK tax fact. Ooh, and as a former accountant, I think Handy, you thought I might be interested in this. Uh Pav writes that the eight nineteen eighty-two case of Mayeleux versus Drummond established that while barristers are allowed to claim costs of wigs and collars, they cannot claim the cost of purchasing or cleaning suit.
As they fail, they wholly and exclusively test uh because they have the dual purpose of providing warmth and decency. So in like if let's say you have an expense You can only claim it as an expense if it's just for your job. Right. So if it's for something else as well, if you're going on holiday and you're like, Oh, I'm gonna do a TikTok video while I'm on holiday, you can't claim that because you're also on holiday. What? Oh dear.
Like good joke, James, but it's it's fine, right? Like for instance, to to pull another idea out of a hat. If you were to have a hair transplant, you can't claim it. Even if you're in a front facing podcast video, you can't claim it because it's also you need that hair in real life to keep your head warm as well. And provide decency. But if I was to
But my special podcasting hat that I wear every time that you guys are looking at now. Yeah, but if you as long as you don't wear that when you're out clubbing. How could I wear this out clubbing, James? This is a ridiculous hat. Maybe if you win three gold medals at the Olympics they might let you do. But like this hat is so stupid that obviously it's only for podcasting and it's yeah, yeah. It does feel awkward every time we make the pod that we have to look at that.
Well we should make podcasting great again. So carry on. There is no hat. People at home. Uh in twenty eighteen there was a case called Gemma versus HMRC where an exotic dancer successfully argued that the cost of her outfits and shoes should be allowable because they provide neither warmth nor decency. That's great. That's a great fact. Really good. Yeah. Quite often The tax officers they
tell you about claims that people have tried to make and whether they're allowed or not. So what do you think about Botox? Because you might say, Well, you know, I'm on TV and I wouldn't have had Botox if I wasn't on TV, so it is because of that. But in actual fact you get an advantage in your home life as well. What about I'm a living statue? And I've had full body Botox to allow me to do my work every day.
Uh you know what I'm saying? Uh I suppose like if it has no advantage in your day to day life at all, which I can't imagine it would. Not at all. I'm f I've I've I've given myself full body freezing. Yeah. To just to just to do my work. You're aware that that's not exactly how they work. What living statues. Yeah. Sometimes they just paint themselves silver. Yeah, but those guys are hacks.
No, the really good ones, you know. There's a guy there's a guy um just outside the Houses of Parliament dressed as Oliver Cromwell, who's unbelievable. I've every day I've gone past him for years. Pigeons shitting on him. I wonder if any uh living statues got thrown into the rivers during that whole period. Guys, I'm a living statue of Palston, guys. J, jag skulle köpa några nya palställt i lagret. Det kanske blir lite mer grejer. De har ju allt.
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¶ Martha Stewart's Lightning & Legal Saga
Uh okay, I got another one here. This is from Dan Paul Heskins who says My fact is that the lifestyle guru Martha Stewart says that when guests have overstayed their welcome, she tells them, I'm going to bed. I'll see you. If clueless guests stick around after that, Martha tells him, Well, just turn off the lights and don't set off the fire alarm. This doesn't read.
true to me. I feel I feel like Martha Stewart is someone who embellishes stories and just Are you just saying you've investigated this Dan and have you disproved it? No, I just don't know. I looked in to see just what other things that she said quite randomly, anecdotally, to see whether or not it's true. So I'll I'll give you my findings. Uh one is that she claims to have been struck by lightning three times. Okay. Which she said in an interview. She said once it came out of my water faucet
I was leaning against it. We know that that's not true. That's that's like a government assassination attempt or something. That's different. So as I was leaning against an iron sink, I saw the lightning go down the pipe out in my garden and then it came back through the water and hit me right in the stomach, threw me on the floor, and my husband found me. I was alive but not very comfortable.
So that was one. She says that one came through the skylight in her house. And then uh she didn't mention in that interview the third time, but in an interview and chat with Snoop Dogg in 2016, she said another time it was while she was on the phone.
Um wow, okay. Well she's she's clearly pitching for the Would I Lie to you gig. Yeah, absolutely. Or the Dan Schreiber memorial anecdotes. Yeah. Well she also she also, as we know, went to jail. That's kind of what she's very famous for in the state. Um she served time. Somewhat she's famous. She's very famous for going to jail. I think that's a defining moment of her career. She wouldn't have been famous for going to jail unless she'd already been famous for something else. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No She was a famous person who went to jail, which amplified her fame globally, I would say. And um she went to jail because uh she was charged with full counts of obstruction of justice and lying to investigators about insider trading. So she served her time, she did home arrest and so on, was very punctual to always
call in if she was a minute late. Maybe that's why she was having these parties and saying, Oh, I'm going to bed it's because the ankle tag is beeping. Yes, it could be. But she um she has had consequences of going off to jail. One is She's not allowed to come to Britain. That's one of the consequences. Okay. The second one is that as a result of it, she was unable to participate in the Windsor Pumpkin Regatta. In Windsor, Nova Scotia.
Okay. But did she want to? She did. She was going. It's not they have really strict criteria for entry. Anyone who's been involved in insider trading is just not allowed in the colour. If you've been struck by lightning twice, you're fine. Three strikes and you're out.
Uh she she announced that her intention to be part of the Regatta. She was flying over there and then there was problems with her passport and being able to get there. Eventually she was allowed to make it, but it wasn't in time to be part of the Regatta. Yeah. 'Cause there's a saying three strikes and you're out. No, yeah, Andy we got it. She was charged four times, wasn't she? Three times by the lightning and then once by the police. Oh
Well what a Martha Stewart roast this episode has turned into. I'm sagged. But you had to get it. us all the way to that regatta story. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You can't leave that on the tape. Once you find it, you're like, I will drag these two across hell and high water. Yeah. It's funny, like, because Andy, when you did your three strikes and your out joke, I was already In the frame of mind of Dan has a bit that he's trying to get to here, so I'm just gonna let him get to it, right? I see.
¶ Unexpected Medical Uses: Salmon Sperm
You should have seen crawling towards the finish line. Absolutely should have crawling over here. Yeah. I hear ya. I hear ya. Uh Jan Goodens says to stop patients from bleeding to death after heart surgery, doctors inject them with salmon sperm. Oof. Ooh. Hmm. It's a drug, it's called protamine. Uh and it's the specific antidote to reverse heparin, which is uh blood thinner. Right. Uh and yeah, they make it from milt, which is salmon and trout sperm. If you're in the wild
Can you get it? Can a doctor sort of just be masturbating a salmon over you as you as you lay dying? Um Is that in your notes, James? I'm just trying to work out if it would work. I think you have to isolate the protein. Okay. Oh you can do that inside you can s your body will sort that out. It's not gonna hurt. It won't make things worse. It will for the salmon. Imagine the story that salmon has when he gets back to his f flock. Wait till the guys up river just past that bear, hear about this
¶ Historical Oddities and Witchcraft
Okay, that's enough of your facts. Now it's time for you to receive our facts. If you join our wonderful members' club, Clubfish. you will not only get Avery episodes and lots and lots of bonus material, but at the highest tier Friend of the podcast, we will give you a shout out on the show and custodianship of your very own headline Fact from Fish. Let's do a few of those now. Let's have one of our our ceremonies. That's one of our ceremonies. Uh James, give us a fact.
Just gonna take the tiny curtain off this fact because now it belongs to Jennifer Stancati. And Jennifer, your fact is that until eight three five AD, Halloween was on the twelfth of May. Mmm. Ooh a spooky date. It's a weird one that I don't really remember the facts, I must admit. But um one thing about Halloween is like the nights are getting much shorter, so it does have a kind of spooky
Yeah, it's a spooky yeah that's May is a dropping. May is not spooky. May is not spooky. It's lovely. Yeah, you're right. It's uh this feels like probably Julius Caesar was to blame. Oh yeah. I'll just have a hunch. He was well dead by eight three five AD. Yes. Yes, you're right. But he was inventing new months and mucking around, so I think he might have started this whole process. Do you remember what it was? It was your fact, Handy. Or was it a Roman
thing. Okay. And this was an all it was the all Hallow Tide Festival and it was in May. And then the church it actually wasn't A spooky thing. Yeah, so All Hallows Day is um it's basically All Saints Day. So it's a special day where you commemorate the Saints. Where you commemorate the Saints. Um so Halloween would be the
evening before that, but not necessarily pumpkin races and It was not a spooky thing. It was not like no one had invented the idea of dressing as a sexy cat on all all Hallows Eve. It just wasn't a thing. And then uh there was a theory that it was moved to autumn because In May, everyone went to Rome and then got malaria. Which is spooky.
It can be scary. I'm going s dressed as a sexy mosquito this year. Lovely, great fact. Okay then. Uh okay, this one is going out to Jeff Spencer, Jeff, your fact is medieval witches used broomsticks to put hallucinogenic drugs up their bums. Gosh. Yeah, so this was I got this. This was my fact. I got this from a Wade Davis book. Wade Davis is a anthropologist, and he wrote a lot about this subject. And He's not a good thing. Absolutely. Yeah.
witches were actually people taking um mushrooms and stuff. That's what this is. Absolutely. And I think we talked about this in the show that this is a sort of controversial interpretation. Um but it is it is a big theory of what happened. But you're not really flying. You're not really flying. Yeah, so you need an applicator for the hallucinogenic. The hallucinogenic is used on the end of a broom. The broom goes up because the best way of uh getting the best
Is there room and a broom for a sexy cat like me? That's a joke that preparenthood you wouldn't have known to make. No So the broom wasn't for flying on. The drugs were hallucinogenic flights of the mind, uh is the idea. Sure. Yeah. Uh here's another fact. This one is now forever and a day in the ownership of Ula Wu.
And it's that the Rosetta Probe, analyzing a cobit's smell, has discovered it smells like rotten eggs, cat urine, and bitter almonds. So when we say almonds now I do of course mean bitter peaches. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Um that's amazing. Just a good space smell there. Yeah. Um okay, here's one more. This uh one is now under the custodianship of Elaine Tienan. Elaine, your fact is that Saranna finds the oldest Briton to clybe Everest.
fears height so much that he asks his wife to clear the gutters for him. What a convenient lie. So he's also afraid of filling the dishwasher taking out the beard in the basket. Not near the basket. In the basket Yeah, he's uh he's a crazy, crazy guy, isn't he, Ranolph Fines? Mad, bad and dangerous to know. That's Lord Tyrone.
Um I believe this is when she introduced Ranolph to her dad, that is how he was described. So it's the name of this autobiography. I don't want you ending up with Mad, bad and always leaves the remote control in a place where you don't expect it to be.
¶ Celebrity Anecdotes & Unusual Names
Uh okay. This is a fact that is going to Michelle Hagen. That is a Ryanair crew member recruited today could not possibly be the same height as one from the first cabin crew. Do you remember this? I do. This was Anna's fact. And I remember the uh fact that you you had to be a certain height for the original flights. I think it was quite a Smaller height. Five two. Five two, yeah. And now if you were that height you wouldn't be able to reach the lockers. Yes.
I thought you had to be under five. You'd need Ranald finds his wife to come in and put it in. You had to be under five two for the first flights, I thought. Yeah, yeah. And you know you have to and you have to be over five two now. Got it, got it, got it. Yeah. Yeah. Here's another one that goes out to Alexander Schwank and it's that Stephen Seagal is the only private citizen to dismantle a nuclear bomb.
And when we say dismantle, I think he paid for the should we explain to younger listeners what a Stephen Seagal is. I think we should, yeah. Action Like he was a mega cut price. Cut price Sylvester Stallone. Yeah. Yeah, but he probably I I think his movies did bring in box office, like under siege and so on. Like there were big blockbusters and then he became a sort of director VHS kind of actor after. Then he became a stooge of Vladimir Putin.
And I think he's also a reincarnation of a llama. Uh he's uh Buddhist Lama. No one spits in your face. Um well why is he getting a nuclear weapon dismantled then? So this was listed on his website and uh and then when you looked into it it was that he funded for one to be dismantled. Um I think he is like
He's friends with Putin as well. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, very much so. Does he live in Russia now? I think he lives in Russia, yeah. Does he? Yeah. Like Gerard Depardieu. Well Gerard Depardieu did it for tax reasons, I think, most. 'Cause it's flat rate tax in Russia. Not that I've ever looked into There's a certain kind of actor who when their career's a bit on the skids they think
I'll just go to Russia. That's the future. It's very like I think Dapodieu and and Seagal are in a slightly birds of a feather there. Oh. I think. No, okay it's a bit oddly which current day actor do you think is next on the line? I can't think of any more actors. Okay. Who won't sue us? That's right. Okay. Um here is one more from me today. Uh this is a fact that is now under the custodianship of Aaron I officer. Your fact is that Viking names included desirous of beer.
Squat wiggle, lust hostage, short penis, able to fill a bay with fish by magic, the man who mixes his drinks, and the man without trousers. Wow. Well, not if you're short penis. Yeah. This might have been a live show, was it for the book festival? It was. We did it in the um the comedy book festival. It was in Camden. In Camden, that's right. That's right. Yes, and we should say when you if you join Uh as a friend of the podcast, you get a certificate with your fact on it.
And I just wanna say we're really stretching the bounds of what the certificate can hold with your fact, Aaron. So I hope it's hope it's fit on there or we've used the right font. Yes, sorry about that. I mean guys, let's pick our let's pick our Vikings. Who do you want to be? I love I love the man without trousers. Oh yeah. I will go for uh able to fill a bay with fish by magic. I feel like that's me. Yeah. Yeah. I'm definitely squat wiggle.
Should we have one more? Okay. Maddie Chandler, this is for you. You Only Live Once is the fourth autobiography by Katie Price. Wow. Has she done any since, do you think? I think she has. Has she? Yeah, I think she has. When would we have done this? Episode thirty five. So that would have been still twenty fourteen. Twenty fourteen, yeah. Yeah. Um yeah. We were doing the book festival and this was
fact taken directly from one of the QI fact books. I think that was what we did. Oh, was that what we were pushing? We yeah, we were all taking one fact from that. And of that book, which had something like a thousand two hundred facts, this was the one fact of mine that made it into that book. Well done, dude. Are you still living off those royalties? One one thousand three hundred and thirty ninth of the royalties goes to you. Okay, that's it. Those are our facts
¶ Conclusion & Club Fish Promotion
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Uh that's it for this little fish. We'll be back in a few days with another big fish. But until then, it's bye from these guys. See you guys. Bye guys. And it's goodbye from me. Bye.
