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No Such Thing As A Fish

No Such Thing As A Fishnosuchthingasafish.com
Award-winning podcast from the QI offices in which the writers of the hit BBC show discuss the best things they've found out this week. Hosted by Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland) with James Harkin (@jamesharkin), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm), and Anna Ptaszynski (#GetAnnaOnTwitter)

Episodes

578: No Such Thing As A Pouched Rat On The Housing Ladder

The hosts explore fascinating facts, from retired TB-sniffing rats and bizarre conclave rules to luxurious dog kennels and the impact of crime TV. They discuss Apopo's hero rats, historical papal practices, and the psychology behind true crime fascination, adding their signature comedic spin. This episode is packed with surprising stories and quirky insights.

Apr 10, 202555 minEp. 578

577: No Such Thing As A Venetian Barge

Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss cloud eaters, load masters, and various Carpenters. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

Apr 03, 202556 minEp. 577

576: No Such Thing As A Cursed Cage

Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss YOUR facts, including chats about shaking hands, wiggling ears, dancing on mats and prescient macaques. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

Mar 27, 202550 minEp. 576

Club Fish - Drop Us A Line - March 2025

In this episode of Drop Us A Line, the team delves into listener emails, reacting to a custom-made bingo card for the show, discussing the Krispy Kreme Challenge, and sharing bizarre facts about Australia. They also explore topics ranging from pronunciation quirks to potential lawsuits, all while maintaining their signature humorous banter. This episode provides a peek into the unique relationship between the hosts and their dedicated listeners.

Mar 25, 202528 min

575: No Such Thing As A Guinea Pig Saloon

This episode explores diverse topics, from the Alaskan town where nearly everyone lives in one building and its unique tunnel access to the history and human invention of saffron, plus the tricks actors use to cry on cue. It also touches on ancient birthday celebrations and unusual cultural practices.

Mar 20, 202555 minEp. 575

574: No Such Thing as Pyramids in Johannesburg

The No Such Thing As A Fish podcast explores a range of quirky facts, from eels escaping predators and a Swedish minister's banana phobia to the Chernobyl disaster and songs written without real-world experience. Discussions include the science behind radiation protection, the origins of famous songs, and the psychology of phobias. The episode blends humor and trivia, offering insightful perspectives on seemingly random topics.

Mar 13, 20251 hrEp. 574

573: No Such Thing As Captain Birdseye's Caribou Sausage

In this episode, the panel explores a range of fascinating facts, from the construction of bridges in Istanbul and the history of Zildjian cymbals, to Martin Scorsese's rapid speech and the dietary taboos of Arctic peoples. Discussions also delve into medical anomalies like extra spleens and the surprising discovery of men with three penises, blending history, science, and humor.

Mar 06, 202554 minEp. 573

572: No Such Thing As A Simon Cowell Bell

This episode explores a diverse range of topics, from the surprising impact of heartbeats on memory and accuracy to the mysteries of the ocean floor and the fascinating life story of China's last emperor, Puyi. The hosts also delve into the world of filmmaking, discussing the use of identical twins as extras and the techniques used to create realistic crowd scenes. It also touches on bizarre historical anecdotes and modern scientific findings.

Feb 27, 202559 minEp. 572

571: No Such Thing As Dudley And The Dippers

The No Such Thing As A Fish podcast explores a range of bizarre and fascinating facts, including ancient Rome's secret name, New Zealand prison slang, Queen Elizabeth I's fondness for bear-baiting, and the Edwardian trend of seawater baths. The episode also touches on modern topics like electric car sounds designed by Hans Zimmer and the bottling of Loch Ness water, blending historical oddities with contemporary curiosities.

Feb 20, 202552 minEp. 571

570: No Such Thing As Clay Valentines Cards

In this Valentine's Day special, the Fish delve into an array of intriguing facts, from dolphins' mating habits and the science of hypothermia to ancient Mesopotamian expressions of love and global incest taboos. The episode explores the complexities of relationships across species and cultures, while adding their signature humorous takes on the presented facts. It's a wild ride through the animal kingdom, historical practices, and modern social mores.

Feb 13, 202551 minEp. 570

569: No Such Thing As Jousting Parrotfish

The hosts of No Such Thing As A Fish discuss the surprising origins of Ozempic from Gila monster venom, L. Frank Baum's life and influences for The Wizard of Oz, and bizarre facts about parrotfish, including their super-strong beaks and sand-producing habits. They also explore the world of professional caddying and late-blooming athletes.

Feb 06, 202558 minEp. 569

568: No Such Thing As A Glof Club

A compilation of outtakes from the Australia and New Zealand legs of our 2024 tour: Dan, James, Anna, Andy, Leon 'Buttons' Kirkbeck and Josh Thomson discuss three-armed conductors, toddlers managing football teams, crocodile crockery and much much more. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon...

Jan 30, 202547 minEp. 568

567: No Such Thing As A Honey Badger On Toast

Live from Christchurch, Dan, James, Anna, and special guest Josh Thomson discuss planes, princesses, perverts and perplexing ptenoglossae. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon...

Jan 23, 202552 minEp. 567

566: No Such Thing As Bob Dylan on Mars

Live from Auckland, Dan, James, Anna, and Andy discuss booze, bugs, Bob Dylan and Barry Munday. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

Jan 16, 202551 minEp. 566

565: No Such Thing As Tickling A Monk

Live from Wellington, Dan, James, Anna, and special guest Leon 'Buttons' Kirkbeck discuss Buddha, batons, balls of rice and bad kitties. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon...

Jan 09, 202550 minEp. 565

564: No Such Thing As Water Floating On Water

A compilation of outtakes from the UK and European legs of our 2024 tour: Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss paintballing, phoneboxes, Gielgud, guillotines and much much more. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon...

Jan 02, 202546 minEp. 564

563: No Such Thing As Bananas In The Vatican

Live from Brisbane, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss bananas, businesses, todgers and toddlers. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon Get an exclusive 15% discount on Saily data plans! Use code [fish] at checkout. Download Saily app or go to https://saily.com/fish...

Dec 26, 202447 minEp. 563

562: No Such Thing As The Jam Of Entertainment

Live from Melbourne, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss close-ups, role-play, secret messages and hidden ink. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon...

Dec 19, 202448 minEp. 562

561: No Such Thing As Hot Golf Balls

Live from Sydney, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss movies, murder, mini golf and M&M'ses. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon Get an exclusive 15% discount on Saily data plans! Use code [fish] at checkout. Download Saily app or go to https://saily.com/fish...

Dec 12, 202452 minEp. 561

560: No Such Thing As Spanish Toes

Live from the Sydney Opera House, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss North Korea, war games and 'breaking' news - that is, news about breakdancing. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon...

Dec 05, 202451 minEp. 560

559: No Such Thing As Fishing In The Sea Of Tranquility

Live from Perth, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss stars, snakes, spinoffs and selenian spirituality. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon Get an exclusive 15% discount on Saily data plans! Use code [fish] at checkout. Download Saily app or go to https://saily.com/fish...

Nov 28, 202450 minEp. 559

558: No Such Thing As A Boomerang Shaped Spaceship

Live from Adelaide, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss ants, boomerangs, cubes, and Danish editorial foibles. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon Get an exclusive 15% discount on Saily data plans! Use code [fish] at checkout. Download Saily app or go to https://saily.com/fish...

Nov 21, 202448 minEp. 558

557: No Such Thing As A Sweater For Einstein

Live from Manchester, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss bestselling books, time travel, Mexican militias and Hellenic hydrology. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon...

Nov 14, 202454 minEp. 557

556: No Such Thing As A Ghost In Blue Jeans

Live from the Theatre Royal, Drury Lane, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss failure, theatrics, fraud and a highly litigious member of the Trump family. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon...

Nov 07, 202451 minEp. 556

555: No Such Thing As Catherine Of Croydon

Live from the Theatre Royal, Drury Lane, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss cassettes, cruising, cliffs and clowns. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon...

Oct 31, 202451 minEp. 555

554: No Such Thing As A Dragonfish At The Opticians

Live from the Cardiff Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss wax, water, Persians and perverts. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

Oct 24, 202454 minEp. 554

553: No Such Thing As A Shooting Star

Live from the Gothenburg Book Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Bruce Lee, faux geese, science facts and science fiction. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon...

Oct 17, 202450 minEp. 553

552: No Such Thing As I Love I Love Lucy

Live from Newcastle, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the beach, geese, teeth and Queen Elizabeeth. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

Oct 10, 202449 minEp. 552

551: No Such Thing As President Iceberg

Live from Glasgow, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss deaf composers, daft names, presidential pigs and fabulous frogs. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon...

Oct 03, 202450 minEp. 551

550: No Such Thing as an Ice Cream at Stonehenge

Live from Dublin, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss banging heads, painful teeth, big stones and little men. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon...

Sep 26, 202449 minEp. 550