Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom... BITCH! The O.C was an iconic TV show with three wealthy main characters: Marissa, Summer, Seth and troubled youth Ryan. Seth/Adam Brody was apparently just as focused on set as a sloth in a hammock (sorry if we've offended any sloths). The show ran from 2003-2007 but creators probably should've given up after season three when, SPOILER ALERT: Marissa died in a very dramatic scene that probably still makes you cry. Did they kill her off because she was the wo...
Oct 07, 2024•52 min
If this show was new we'd be cancelling it for real but thankfully Friends began in the 90's where literally anyone's idea in the writers room was approved. We won't be putting the actors on the stand. However, we are welcoming the creators, Ross, Rachel, Joey, Chandler, Monica and Phoebe to the Cancelled courtroom. Should a fake fat Monica and a very creepy Ross be the reason we stop watching Friends? Also, you might have missed some of the weird sex stuff that went on across 10 seasons, like w...
Sep 30, 2024•48 min
In the Cancelled courtroom today are arguably the second most famous twins, to us, but our similarities won't stop us from investigating their every move. We may not be lawyers, but we do have a Diploma of twin minds (that's not a real thing don't sue us). Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen were baby stars, who got their first "acting" gig at 9 months old on Full House. Apparently they were difficult on set... rude and crapped a lot. Then they starred in multiple TV shows and around a thousand movies wh...
Sep 23, 2024•53 min
American singer and songwriter Billie Eilish, welcome to the Cancelled Courtroom! You’re undeniably talented and, let’s face it, way too cool for us. You've been in the spotlight since you were 14, an age when our brains are still buffering, which might explain some of your less-than-thoughtful moments. Like that time she dissed sleepwalkers or bragged about having a poop festival with eight bathroom visits in one day. Oh, and did you know Billie was homeschooled with her brother? She said paren...
Sep 16, 2024•47 min
Donald Trump has done so many ridiculous things that we needed another episode just to fit them all in before we hand down our verdict. During his four years as President of the United States there were absurd speeches, policies, and decisions that affected the entire world. Charges in this episode include the time he thought spending billions on building a "Great Wall" was a brilliant idea, that time he yelled at a small child mowing his lawns at the White House and the fact that he started mak...
Sep 09, 2024•42 min
Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom Donald John Trump, reality star, businessman, former president and current presidential candidate. Donald is no stranger to a real courtroom but today is all about his petty crimes like drinking 12 diet cokes a day, claiming bodies are like batteries and not thinking through the logistics of a particular wall. Now, if you genuinely tried to do a Cancelled episode about Mr Donald, you’d be going for a decade so instead the episode covers SOME of the bizarre you ...
Sep 02, 2024•54 min
Here in the Cancelled courtroom we usually put celebrities to trial, sometimes we put movies on trial but never have we put an entire press tour on trial... and yet here we are. Today we're entering cold hard facts and vibes from the It Ends With Us promotional tour, from (alleged) feuding co-stars, to TikTok takes and the sheer crime of listing things. Blake Lively and Justin Baldoni are in the firing line... but who is really at fault? Is it us? Does it really 'end' here? You decide. Plus, mor...
Aug 26, 2024•56 min
Like her outfits there's always something outrageous surrounding pop icon and actress Lady Gaga... So welcome to the Cancelled courtroom Gaga " ooh na na". From the iconic but reportedly very stinky meat dress, to her questionable Italian accent in House of Gucci and that time she paid someone to vomit on her we unpack the life and crimes of Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta. And, let's not forget that big fight with Madonna and her recent attempt at impressing the French Prime Minister. Should...
Aug 19, 2024•39 min
For Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck, entering the Cancelled courtroom together is just another collaboration to add to their long list of projects, so why not one more? Before "Bennifer" even existed, they starred in a (very wrong) movie called Gigli (yes we've spoken about it before, yes it deserves another moment in Cancelled courtroom). Skip forward twenty years, they've rekindled their love, married and made a few more films, like This Is Me... Now and The Love Story Never Told . Art. Today, ...
Aug 12, 2024•47 min
The Olympics are wild (sometimes naked) and happen every four years, so you can only imagine what you're about to hear. It's been around since 776 BC and we don't know how it's taken us this long to bring it to the Cancelled courtroom. The games have introduced us to some of the most bizarre events imaginable and of course provided a sexy villa, I mean village*, for the fittest athletes in the world. We will touch on the Paris Olympics and that opening ceremony but mostly we will be talking abou...
Aug 05, 2024•45 min
Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom Drew Barrymore, it's nice to meet you. Why are you fondling my hand? Drew is an American actress and producer, who started her career as a baby, before going on to star in The Wedding Singer , Charlie's Angels and Fifty First Dates. Drew's very early relationship with acting and fame has shaped her into an overly honest and intense person. She invites the big celebrities onto her self-titled talk show and we all squirm while watching her interact. We're investi...
Jul 29, 2024•39 min
Actor, singer & extremely talented dancer Zac Efron soared and flied into our hearts while starring in High School Musical, but this doesn’t mean we can overlook his many misadventures. Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom Mr Efron, there are no shirts allowed in here. Remember the last time we saw Zac in a courtroom, he made us want to find a man like serial killer Ted Bundy? We'll also address the time he engineered an indoor fountain accident with a team of researchers. And who could forget...
Jul 22, 2024•47 min
*Child star JoJo Siwa sprints into the Cancelled courtoom, jumps into the splits and demands a fair trial* Welcome not so little one, we heard you invented a genre of music? You might know her from Dance Moms or Nickelodeon or those big-ass JoJo Bows in children's hair, or you've probably seen her dressed as the rock band Kiss for no apparent reason. Does she deserve community service for humping too hard in her film clip? How about that time she defended the most chaotic person on Dance Moms? W...
Jul 15, 2024•45 min
Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom starring Timothée Chalamet, a man who switches his name depending on who he's speaking to. Today, we confront his 28 years of life, including his insane adolescent performances, how he's currently attempting to keep things private while dating Kylie (freakin) Jenner and how he volunteered to play Willy Wonka. Timmy Tim's resume is... extensive. Should he pay for his early career as a rapper? Or for being so unproblematic it's become a problem? Our investigation...
Jul 08, 2024•44 min
CLICK HERE FOR LAZY GEWL GIVEAWAYS!!!! Use code: ROBOT20 for $20 off an annual Mamamia subscription. Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom singer, songwriter and alleged nun killer Katy Perry. From releasing homophobic music, to cultural appropriation, to becoming one of the most successful pop musicians on the planet who filmed herself Big Brother style for 72 hours Katy has done it all. So do the charges fit the crime? Do you feel like a plastic bag floating through the wind? Did this episode mak...
Jul 01, 2024•39 min
USE CODE: BEST20 FOR $20 OFF A MAMAMIA SUBSCRIPTION Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom the man behind the nanny cheating scandal and the greatest Christmas movie ever, The Holiday, Jude Law. While does have Law in his name...the actor has done some very questionable things like cheating on Sienna Miller, being related to some very untrustworthy characters and creating (and worse using) poo scented perfume. So, is ''method acting' to the point of smelling like rotting flesh a crime? You decide. P...
Jun 24, 2024•29 min
USE CODE: BEST20 FOR $20 OFF A MAMAMIA SUBSCRIPTION Alright, alright, alright... court is in session and now it's time for Matthew McConaughey to stand trial. From outrageous quotes, to having a naughty mum, and personal confusion about his family ties, we unpack the life and crimes of the actor and author of some of the wisest quotes ever recorded. Including: “Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius.” So, is it a crime to star in shitty romantic ...
Jun 17, 2024•36 min
USE CODE: BEST20 FOR $20 OFF A MAMAMIA SUBSCRIPTION Jennifer Garner is 30 (not really), flirty and thriving but is she also a criminal? This week we welcome the other Jennifer to the Cancelled courtroom, for crimes like fatphobia, racism and the worst crime of all (in our eyes) the movie Suddenly 30. So why is Suddenly 30 called 13 Going On 30 in every other country around the world? And, does every Gen Xers really know the dance moves to Thriller? You decide. Plus, more of your Lazy Gewl storie...
Jun 10, 2024•42 min
WANT TO WIN A LAZY GEWL GIVEAWAY? CLICK HERE Today in the Cancelled courtroom we welcome Scarlett Johansson, she's a famous actor, singer and is definitely not the voice of AI and please stop asking... ScarJo is a twin which we obviously approve of, but her crimes on the other hand not great. Including supporting Woody Allen, casting controversies, choosing fizzy drink over charity and a questionable singing career. So is it a crime to want to play a tree? Is fizzy drink worth losing your morals...
Jun 03, 2024•45 min
Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom Jessica Alba, aka Honey, aka the woman who made us think we (two white, extremely uncoordinated teenagers) could or should do hiphop. From building her own (controversial) business, to making movies (flops) to being so beautiful people literally pay to look like her, we unpack the life and crimes of Jessica. Do the charges fit the crimes? How many Honey's is too many? You decide. Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories. LIKED THIS EPISODE? THEN YOU'LL LOVE: Blake ...
May 27, 2024•32 min
Aubrey (yes that's his real name) Drake Graham is a Canadian rapper, singer and actor who has released such bangers as Take Care, Started From The Bottom, Hotline Bling and so on. More recently though, he has spent his time making diss tracks about Kendrick Lamar and we have some thoughts... His crimes include weird stuff with young girls, secret children and making the sort of music that a sexually inexperienced man will play to 'set the mood'. So do the charges match the crime? And is it illeg...
May 20, 2024•43 min
According to Wikipedia, Kanye (Ye) West is an American rapper, singer, songwriter, record producer, fashion designer and the subject of widespread controversy. (Which almost feels like an understatement) This episode we welcome Ye to the Cancelled courtroom. Did we cover EVERY controversial thing this man has done? Absolutely not, it would take far too long and quite frankly it's the job for a real courtroom... but we have focused on the type of crimes the Cancelled courtroom is equiped for. The...
May 13, 2024•37 min
Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom, Sydney Sweeney: American actress, producer, mansion owner and the woman from all the SNL skits about how hot she is. While Sydney has starred in some of the biggest TV shows in literal history (The Handmaid’s Tale, Euphoria and The White Lotus) she is also the star of the cringe romantic comedy Anyone But You, which might be a crime. Her other crimes include, complaining about money while buying a mansion, standing next to some controversial figures and lying ...
May 06, 2024•40 min
We have a new podcast... introducing The Baby Bubble. Let's be honest, giving birth is like the most intense first date ever. You show up at the designated place nervously excited to meet your date, only for them to show up late and basically whinge the whole time. And then you're obligated to be with them. For the next 18 years. So what were our first reactions to our new babies? And maybe more importantly... what were their first impressions of us? Want more The Baby Bubble click here! THE END...
May 02, 2024•28 min
According to most Emily Blunt is an accomplished actor, an incredible singer and all-round green flag celebrity... But dig a little deeper and you'll find that she's 'taking jobs from hard working Americans', starring in too many Quiet Place movies and that she made a fatphobic comment 12 years ago (which she has since sincerely apologised for). That's right, this episode is petty but that's what the Cancelled courtroom is all about. But, is it a crime to gossip with your husband on the red carp...
Apr 29, 2024•39 min
USE CODE: LAZY20 FOR $20 OFF A YEARLY MAMAMIA SUBSCRIPTION Claire Danes is an American actress, who has been working in film and television since she was a teenager. She’s won Emmy’s and Golden Globes, and the award for the most intense cry face of all time. This episode we unpack her life and crimes like: the fact that Claire is banned from the Philippines, had an affair (allegedly) and starred in the racist propaganda show that is Homeland and assign charges and sentences. But do the charges f...
Apr 22, 2024•45 min
USE CODE: LAZY20 FOR $20 OFF A MAMAMIA SUBSCRIPTION Is there a right way to quit? Not technically. But is there a wrong way? Without a doubt. This episode we unpack the life and crimes of Lizzo aka Melissa Vivienne Jefferson. Like the time she allegedly forged a DNA test, blasted a delivery driver and the more serious (and way less funny) accusation of creating a hostile work environment. And we assign charges and sentences to the flautist turned pop star. FYI - flautist is a professional flute ...
Apr 15, 2024•39 min
Miranda Kerr is a supermodel, business mogul and earth mother, but she's also a photoshop genius that we could all learn something from. Today we unpack the life and crimes of the girl from Gunnedah, like reportedly dating a criminal (not J-Lo), sharing questionable health information and the more serious crime of culturally appropriation. And, we go through her iconic baby bag and decide if a salt lamp is an important tool for the birthing process. Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories! You can ...
Apr 08, 2024•49 min
USE CODE: LAZY20 FOR $20 OFF A MAMAMIA SUBSCRIPTION Joe Jonas is a man of many talents, singing, complimenting dogs and finding a way to blame women for his problems (allegedly). Today we unpack the life and crimes of the second most famous Jonas Brother and star of not just Camp Rock but Camp Rock 2. From the purity ring drama, to his divorce to Sophie Turner we assign charges and sentences... but will Joe have his cake (by the ocean) and eat it to. LOVED THIS? HERE'S MORE CANCELLED: 7th “Stop ...
Apr 01, 2024•53 min
Kate Beckinsale is a world famous actress, who has overcome so much, including her huge IQ. From staring in questionable art like the movie Click to dating 'friend' of the Cancelled Courtroom, Matt Rife (yuck!), we unpack the life and crimes of the smarty pants that is Kate Beckinsale. So is being a genius a crime or a point of diversity? And why hasn't Howard Stern visited the Cancelled courtroom yet? (Great questions). Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories. LOVED THIS? HERE'S MORE CANCELLED: Ma...
Mar 25, 2024•44 min
