Dakota Johnson star of the new Madame Web, might just be our favourite nepo baby we’ve welcomed into the Cancelled courtroom. From lying in interviews, to sleeping for far too long, to dissing the cinematic masterpiece that is Fifty Shades Of Grey, we unpack the crimes of The Puss In Boots' step-daughter. But are the sentences too harsh? Or should we "leave her alone, she's asleep"? Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories! WANT MORE? LISTEN TO THIS: Fifty Shades Of "Nobody Wants To Be Naked & C...
Mar 18, 2024•46 min
Fact: A Star Is Born slaps. Also a fact: Bradley Cooper made that movie his entire personality, and now he's doing it again with Maestro. Today we welcome to the Cancelled courtroom the one man in the room who ‘discovered’ Lady Gaga. From crying over someone he's never met, to hating chairs and being a bad kisser (allegedly) we unpack the life and crimes of a man who still lives with his mother (fact). And ask the question: is there such thing as being too earnest? Plus, more of your lazy gewl s...
Mar 11, 2024•42 min
Emma Stone is a talented and much loved actress, but does she deserve all the accolades? From lying about her name, to having too many best friends and not hustling enough for her success we unpack the life and crimes of Emily (not Emma) Stone. Plus, the movie that should have sunk the career's of some of Hollywood's biggest stars - Aloha. And, more of your lazy gewl stories! LIKE THIS EPISODE? YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO: The “Ryan Gosling’s Face Is Too Hot” Notebook Jennifer “Curse Of The Cool Girl” ...
Mar 04, 2024•42 min
Fresh off her first Grammy win, it's time for Miley Cyrus to face the Cancelled courtroom. The Flowers singer has grown up right in front of our eyes, and while she has had the best of both worlds - Miley has certainly faced her fair share of controversy. From that weird tongue thing to taking a wrecking ball to her pledge for a sober life, the star certainly can't be tamed. But, can she stop? Or will she just party in the USA? (We may have over done it with that one) LOOKING FOR SOMETHING ELSE ...
Feb 26, 2024•46 min
Jacob Elordi is everywhere at the moment, he's a certified Aussie heart-throb, a talented actor and defendant in our Cancelled courtroom. That's right, we are taking the Saltburn star to court over crimes including starring in a trashy movie x 3, dissing said trilogy, his interesting dating history and an alleged incident at a Sydney pub. (allegedly) Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories and a chance to win with our lazy gewl giveaways! WANT TO WIN A LAZY GEWL GIVEAWAY? CLICK HERE LOVED THIS EPIS...
Feb 19, 2024•42 min
Today in the Cancelled courtroom we are doing things a little differently... again. And instead of celebrity crimes, we are cancelling the way in which most of us came to this earth... BIRTH. From the 'wet mess' to the smells and the pain we deep dive into all the reasons birth needs a logistical rethink. Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories. PSA: if you are about to give birth or are a bit squeamish might want to give this one a miss. WANT TO WIN A LAZY GEWL GIVEAWAY? CLICK HERE LOVED THIS EPIS...
Feb 12, 2024•44 min
Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom the husband of Blake Lively, Ryan Reynolds. This episode we dive into his life and crimes which include being a bit meh, bad acting and a fake feud which is very annoying. So what is Deadpool? And should Mr Reynolds consider one less business venture? Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories. LOVED THIS EPISODE? LISTEN TO THIS: Blake "Is Tall" Lively SEND US YOUR LAZY GEWL STORIES: Feedback? We’re listening! Call the pod phone on 02 8999 9386 or email us at podcast...
Feb 05, 2024•40 min
How do you know when you've hit rock bottom? For Lara Bingle it was licking a battery for a radio stunt when she was meant to be in court for an alleged driving offence. Lara Worthington is a glamorous business woman and mother, but Lara Bingle was a lazy gewl with a passion for meat pies and one of the greatest reality shows known to man. This episode we unpack the life and crimes of the 'where the bloody hell are you' woman, and decide if a car can be blamed for dangerous driving. Plus more of...
Jan 29, 2024•42 min
In the 90’s Hugh Grant was the rom-com king but not all was as it seemed… It turns out the British actor wasn’t the bumbling yet adorable love interest we would see on scene, in fact he himself admits most of his costars despised him. This episode we ask the question, who really is Hugh Grant? We learn how a terrible movie lead to a string of bad decisions which saw him in ‘ real court’. And why he has more in common with King (Prince) Charles than he realises! Do you think the sentences fit the...
Jan 22, 2024•47 min
Kendall Jenner is in the Cancelled courtroom again, so we can take another look at her life and crimes. From controversial partnerships with Pepsi and Fyre Festival to denying she's a nepo baby, we look at all her weird decisions and assign charges and sentences. This episode was first published in February 2022 (no, the cucumber cutting incident hadn't happened yet). THE END BITS Want to try our new exercise app? Click here to start a seven day free trial of MOVE by Mamamia. GET IN TOUCH: Got a...
Jan 15, 2024•37 min
Welcome back to the Cancelled courtroom, Kate Middleton (yes we know it's technically Princess Catherine, and no we don't care). From allegedly hunting a Prince, to wearing slutty nail polish, and coming from the wrong kind of family we look at all the crimes this royal lass has committed. But do the sentences fit the crimes? Plus, we hear more of your lazy gewl stories. This episode was first published in May 2023. THE END BITS Subscribe to Mamamia GET IN TOUCH: Feedback? We’re listening! Call ...
Jan 08, 2024•53 min
Men are officially back in court! History has mainly been told from the perspective of men, so we think it's time for a little rewrite. From Adam and Eve to The Darwin Awards, The Dark Ages to golf - Clare and Jessie untangle history and how things might have been different if women were in charge. Today in the Cancelled Courtroom, the patriarchy is on trial. So... Are men cancelled?? This episode was first published in March 2022. THE END BITS CREDITS Your hosts are Jessie and Clare Stephens ht...
Jan 04, 2024•39 min
Welcome back to Cancelled courtroom, the gorgeous but controversial, Gwyneth Paltrow. Her crimes? Encouraging women to lay eggs and taking credit for inventing yoga and brining the term 'conscious uncoupling' to the masses. Will she be found guilty again? Listen to part two of this episode here . This episode was first published in October 2021. THE END BITS Listen to our episode about Biggest Loser here. GET IN TOUCH: Got a great Lazy Gewl story? Or some feedback? We’re listening! Call the pod ...
Jan 01, 2024•35 min
Welcome back to the Cancelled courtroom the entertaining but extremely unqualified Dr Phil. While, I Want To Give Up My Car-Stealing, Knife-Wielding, Twerking 13-Year-Old Daughter Who Tried To Frame Me For A Crime , is a great title for a show - it's pretty terrible for society. From an Oprah endorsement to allegations of workplace bullying, we look at all the evidence and decide if Dr Phil is cancelled once and for all. But, do the charges fit the crimes? This episode was first published in Mar...
Dec 28, 2023•36 min
Welcome to back to the Cancelled courtroom, the woman you watched when you were home sick from school Ellen DeGeneres. From not being nice all the time, to rejecting Dakota Johnson's birthday invitation and comparing her mansion to prison, we investigate her life and crimes. And we ask the question, is it illegal not to dance for fans on demand? This episode was first published in November 2021. GET IN TOUCH: Got a great Lazy Gewl story? Or some feedback? We’re listening! Call the pod phone on 0...
Dec 25, 2023•37 min
Welcome back the Cancelled courtroom the unofficial (for legal reasons) queen of Christmas Mariah Carey. Usually in the CANCELLED courtroom, Clare and Jessie present ' legitimate and unbiased' evidence, and come up with ‘ fair and just’ charges and sentences for the plaintiff. But, not this time. You see the pair love Mariah Carey too much to give her a fair trial, in fact the charge and sentence section is basically an audio shrine to the icon and diva. So can the star of the (almost biographic...
Dec 21, 2023•39 min
Today in the Cancelled courtroom we are doing things a little differently and instead of judging the crimes of your favourite celebrity, we are putting Christmas on the stand. From over-committed schedules, to being too focused on kids and feeling kind of repetitive there's plenty of reasons why this is a lazy gewls least favourite holiday. But, do you agree with the charges and sentences? GET IN TOUCH: Got a great Lazy Gewl story? Or some feedback? We’re listening! Call the pod phone on 02 8999...
Dec 18, 2023•32 min
LAZY GEWL GIVEAWAYS!!!!! Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom a man with a phenomenal jaw but questionable morals, Matt Rife. From making jokes about domestic violence and elder abuse, to touching Zendaya (leave the perfect angel alone), the Tiktok famous 'comedian' is front and centre of some of the internets most ridiculous controversies which we must unpack. So, can you be 'too hot' for comedy? And, is it even called comedy when you just say a bunch of outrageous (and not funny) things? You dec...
Dec 11, 2023•40 min
LAZY GEWL GIVEAWAYS!!!!! Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom real life Thor, aka Chris Hemsworth. From ruining a seaside town in New South Wales, to making consistent flops and stealing roles from his own siblings we unpack the life and crimes of one of Australia's best exports. And, we ask the all important questions like... is being successful a crime? Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories. THE END BITS What free stuff?Click here! GET IN TOUCH: Got a great Lazy Gewl story? Or some feedback? We’r...
Dec 04, 2023•44 min
LAZY GEWL GIVEAWAYS!!!!! Sometimes in the Cancelled courtroom we set ourselves a challenge, to cancel the uncancellable… Enter Harry The Dream Boat Styles (not his government name) who has given us musical gifts and lewks from the heavens above… but not all is as it seems. From a dodgy audition, to a weird acceptance speech and a haircut that has made us question everything, we explore the life and crimes of beautiful Hazza. We also answer one of the world’s most important questions… did Harry s...
Nov 27, 2023•43 min
We’ve been doing a lot of soul searching (watching TV) in the Cancelled courtroom and we couldn’t help but wonder… is Sex And The City Cancelled? (Obvious answer: yes) From portraying the least diverse version of New York City, to treating people terribly and questionable fashion, we analyse the crimes of the show that shaped the late 90's and early 2000's. And, we ask ourselves the most important question of all… is scatting a hate crime? Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories. THE END BITS Subsc...
Nov 20, 2023•55 min
Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom, Hilary Duff aka Lizzie McGuire. From weird cameos to ending homophobia with one video, to being only recognisable by her eyebrows (that mask was simply not enough for a disguise) we examine the life and crimes of the more famous Duff sister. But, is it crime to only give 30 percent when you're as successful as her? You decide. Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories. THE END BITS Subscribe to Mamamia GET IN TOUCH: Got a great Lazy Gewl story? Or some feedback? We...
Nov 13, 2023•43 min
Running a courtroom is important business, and when it comes to prosecuting one of the most rogue men in Hollywood we take our job very seriously. Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom actor, shopaholic and adventurer Nicolas Cage (aka Nicolas Coppala, yes that Coppala). This episode we dive into his many, MANY crimes, like terrible movies, too many castles, too many marriages and animals and more. And we ask the question... how much IS an octopus? Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories. THE END BITS...
Nov 06, 2023•45 min
Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom Blake Lively. From gracing our screens in cult classics like Sisterhood Of The Travelling Pants and Gossip Girl, to an offensive wedding and everything in between, today we examine Blake’s life and crimes. Does she really believe she has an LA face and Oakland booty? Is Sir Mix A Lot’s formal title just Sir A Lot? You decide. Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories. THE END BITS Subscribe to Mamamia GET IN TOUCH: Got a great Lazy Gewl story? Or some feedback? We’r...
Oct 30, 2023•52 min
Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom actress, TV host and the wife’s name inside Chris Rock’s f**cking mouth Jada Pinkett Smith. Everything we know about Jada’s life has been told to us against our will, so why not add to the overload of information about the woman and assess her crimes in an official capacity. Crimes including sharing too much, defending a convicted sex offender and lying or not lying about her relationship with actor Will Smith (and do we even care anymore). But, is oversharing ...
Oct 23, 2023•51 min
Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom David Beckham, football star, style icon, husband of Spice Girl and friend of the Cancelled courtroom Victoria Beckham, and father of Brooklyn "Lazy Boy" Beckham. A recent documentary about David's life and career has seen millions of people around the world swoon over his perfect face, chiseled abs and sporting ability, but we are not so easily fooled. It turns out David, the naughty boy, has allegedly committed a number of crimes like cheatin', wearing a saro...
Oct 16, 2023•50 min
Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom the man with the questionable hair and morals, Russell Brand. This episode we put real criminal allegations to the side (for a real court) and unpack Russell's other crimes like being a terrible employee, weird conspiracy theories and breaking Katy Perry's heart. So, is teasing your hair to that level of birds nest a crime? You decide. Plus, of course, more lazy gewl stories! THE END BITS Subscribe to Mamamia GET IN TOUCH: Feedback? We’re listening! Call the po...
Oct 09, 2023•45 min
Hi lazy gewls! Dropping in your feeds with an episode of the brand new podcast ' Things You Didn't Learn In School.' Sure in high school we packed in a lot of learning from Pythagoras theorem to line dancing, but there are some things we didn't get the chance to cover like how to nail a job interview, managing your money, and whether buying or renting is a better financial option. That’s where we come in... Mamamia's Em Vernem and comedian Bec Melrose are popping into your ears each week speakin...
Oct 06, 2023•27 min
Today, we welcome to the Cancelled Courtroom a show that entertained us for many years even though it was unrealistic AF. Please welcome, Gossip Girl. Whether you were a Blair, a Serena or if you were a bit weird…a Jenny, we’re here to prove to you how very poorly written this show was, and of course, assign the proper charges and sentences. We ask some very important questions like, why were teenagers legally allowed to own clubs? How many fake deaths are too many? And why was everyone just so ...
Oct 02, 2023•47 min
Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom the Titanic aka the greatest film ever made according to critics*. This episode I would like to say we deep dive into the film, and objectively unpack it's flaws and shortcomings but that will not be happening today... not in this courtroom. Instead this episode we pine over a young Leonardo DiCaprio, weigh-up if that door could in fact hold two people, and dream about remakes that feature young, attractive TikTok stars. Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories. * ...
Sep 25, 2023•41 min
