Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom, the man who will never write another character reference in his life. While it isn't illegal to write a character reference for a friend or be the reason young men around the world think Punk'ing people is actually funny, we're still going to take a look at Ashton's real 'crimes' and of course, assign charges and sentences. Plus, you've blessed us with more lazy gewl stories. So there's that. THE END BITS Subscribe to Mamamia GET IN TOUCH: Feedback? We’re list...
Sep 18, 2023•50 min
Welcome to the podcast formerly known as Cancelled, that will now forever be known as a Russell Crowe music fan account. Did you know Russell Crowe has been the front man of three different bands? Yup, while he was keeping you entertained in movies like the Gladiator and Beautiful Mind he was making sweet* tunes with his band mates. Sure, Russell Crowe is a cwranky boy with alleged aggression issues, but he's also the embodiment of the Australian never give up attitude, despite being from New Ze...
Sep 11, 2023•51 min
Julia Roberts, is an award winning actor, owner of the world's most glorious smile and a mother to twins (which is a huge plus in our books). But, not all is what it seems. In fact, this episode we charge Julia Roberts with the most serious crimes of all... being rude and growing underarm hair. This episode we go through all the evidence and decide is she the real life 'tinkerhell' or America's sweetheart? Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories. THE END BITS Subscribe to Mamamia GET IN TOUCH: Feed...
Sep 04, 2023•43 min
Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom the movie that has caused the biggest disagreement in Cancelled history, The Devil Wears Prada. In this episode, we go through the movie from start to finish and then unpack all the real life drama the movie is based on... groundbreaking. From promoting a toxic work culture, to fat-shaming and a boyfriend that has torn this twin-ship apart, we dive deep into the award winning film. Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories. That's all. THE END BITS Subscribe to Mama...
Aug 28, 2023•52 min
You thought we had finished with the Kardashians? Well think again! This episode we welcome Robert Lazy Boy Kardashian to the Cancelled courtroom. Rob's a business mogul, member of the world's most famous family and the 'most improved' on the 2016 Dancing With The Stars US. And while he often flies under the radar, it turns out Rob Kardashian has done some pretty questionable things, like launching a dodgy sock line, saying mean things about his siblings and lying about a law degree (which is re...
Aug 21, 2023•42 min
Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom, the woman who stole another podcasts name** Em Rata. While it isn't illegal to be that beautiful (we should know), this episode we look a her real 'crimes' and assign charges and sentences. Like the time she got cancelled for saying hair is feminine, a controversial book and a feud with one of our favourite Aussie comedians. Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories. ** in our defence (legal term) we didn't know the other Cancelled existed, sorry to them. THE END B...
Aug 14, 2023•39 min
Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom, Victoria Beckham, the woman who became one of the world's most successful pop-stars despite having a voice described as " ehh fine ". Today we examine the lives and crimes of Posh Spice, including a possible sham marriage, weird eating and exercise stuff, and (allegedly) hating her daughter-in-law. But, is it a crime to hate the woman your son marries, and steal their first dance? (Kinda). Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories. THE END BITS Subscribe to Mamamia...
Aug 07, 2023•36 min
Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom Jenny From The Block. From the most honest interview of all time, trashing her fellow celebs, to claiming to only use olive oil on her perfect face (allegedly), we unpack the life and crimes of Jennifer Lopez. Should she get a free pass for putting up with Ben Affleck's back tattoo? Or does she deserve our charges and sentences? You decide. Plus, more of our lazy gewl stories. THE END BITS Subscribe to Mamamia GET IN TOUCH: Feedback? We’re listening! Call the p...
Jul 31, 2023•44 min
Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom Anna Kendrick, actress, author and woman behind one of the most cursed songs of all time. This episode we look at her feud with Blake Lively, her alleged diva attitude, and the fact that she is whole-heartedly responsible for millions of people thinking they could sing if only accompanied by an empty cup. But, do the charges match the crimes? And do you have the cup song stuck in your head right now? Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories! THE END BITS Subscribe ...
Jul 24, 2023•41 min
So earlier this year our producer gave us a challenge cancel the uncancellable... and she suggested The Notebook and feminists everywhere shook their heads. This episode we enter into the Cancelled courtroom, a movie with very questionable characters, storylines and squeal-laughing which is our least favourite kind of laughing. Plus, we delve into the behind the scenes drama and try and figure out if Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams secretly hated each other. THE END BITS Subscribe to Mamamia GET...
Jul 17, 2023•55 min
Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom your dad's favourite movie star Adam Sandler. Known for his 'comedy' Mr Sandler has been behind some of the most successful and equally controversial movies of all time. From racist tropes, to general yelling, and hiring the same bunch of men over and over again, today we put Adam Sandler on trial and serve him with charges and sentences. But, is there a fit punishment for the man behind the movie Jack And Jill? (A crime against twins everywhere) THE END BITS S...
Jul 10, 2023•41 min
Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom Oscar-falling actress Jennifer Lawrence. The Hunger Games star, was the definition of a cool girl, and was universally loved... until she wasn't and then she disappeared. But J-Law is back, with her new movie, No Hard Feelings, so it's about time we examine her crimes including scratching her backside on a sacred rock, and falling over one too many times and assign charges and sentences. But do the sentences fit the crimes? Plus, we hear more of your lazy gewl ...
Jul 03, 2023•47 min
Today we welcome into the Kancelled kourtroom momager and alleged kriminal Kris Jenner. From a talk show that flopped, to being behind almost every controversial kar-jenner decision this episode we charge Kris with being too much of a yes woman. But is Kris kriminally responsible of the questionable choices of her children? And is there a fit punishment for the woman who works harder than the devil? THE END BITS Subscribe to Mamamia GET IN TOUCH: Feedback? We’re listening! Call the pod phone on ...
Jun 26, 2023•44 min
Today we welcome to the Cancelled courtroom Edward Cullen... sorry we mean Robert Pattinson. Robert got his big career break in Harry Potter, and has spent the years since being named the sexiest man alive, making music, and regretting almost all of his life choices. From making up stories about dead clowns, to a weird music career and disrespecting the institution that is Twilight, today we assign charges and sentences. And we ask the question, is he a pathological liar or just a quirky, arty g...
Jun 19, 2023•42 min
Today we welcome into the Cancelled Courtroom...Ms Bella Hadid. She’s a model, obvious middle-child and has the perfect face according to science. (Excuse me science, but shouldn’t you be curing disease or something?) Bella’s crimes include lying about pizza, changing accents and cosplaying as poor. But with charges like those… do the sentences match the catwalk crimes? Plus, we have more lazy gewl stories! THE END BITS Subscribe to Mamamia GET IN TOUCH: Feedback? We’re listening! Call the pod p...
Jun 12, 2023•37 min
A heads up: We know pregnancy can be a really sensitive subject for people (very understandable), so if this episode isn't your vibe you can come back next week for regular programming. Today in the Cancelled courtroom we are doing things a little differently. We aren't trialing a celebrity for their crimes, instead we are cancelling what Jessie has described as a 'crime against humanity', that crime you ask... pregnancy! From the levels of yuck that Jessie walks us through in great detail, to t...
Jun 05, 2023•41 min
Today we welcome an entire TV show into the Cancelled courtroom, 7th Heaven aka the Bible re-written for Fox 8. So whether you sat through the random marathons on Saturdays or have never watched an episode we are here to prove to you how truly cooked this show was, and of course assign charges and sentences. And we ask some very important questions like should a teenager go to jail over stealing a single drinking glass? Should a child be suspended for simply sticking up their rude finger? Or is ...
May 29, 2023•48 min
Today we welcome into the Cancelled Courtroom... Mr Ben Affleck. He's an actor, father, sad boi and owner of a very questionable back tattoo (it's been described as a 'phoenix rising from the butthole'). If you were one of the lovely people who made it to our Sydney live show, you will have heard parts of this story before... but since most of what we do is not planned #lazygewls, it's going to feel like a new episode. Ben's crimes include - making superhero movies and hating them, being not ver...
May 22, 2023•51 min
This is the story of a woman who side-chicked too close to the sun. Welcome Queen Cam Cam to the Cancelled courtroom. Dust off your royal robes, but not your tiaras (because just like the coronation this is a lowkey event) while we judge Camilla on crimes such as being bad at cheatin', owning a pool in a country that is too cold to have one, and bad phone sex etiquette. But, does the sentence meet the crime? Plus - we have more of your lazy gewl stories. THE END BITS Subscribe to Mamamia GET IN ...
May 15, 2023•44 min
On today’s episode, we’re talking about someone who seems uncancellable - Kate Middleton. Yes we know it's technically Princess Catherine, and no we don't care. From allegedly hunting a Prince, to wearing slutty nail polish, and coming from the wrong kind of family we look at all the crimes this royal lass has committed. But do the sentences fit the crimes? Plus, we hear more of your lazy gewl stories. THE END BITS Subscribe to Mamamia GET IN TOUCH: Feedback? We’re listening! Call the pod phone ...
May 08, 2023•54 min
It's coronation time, and that means we're bringing back one of our favourite episodes, the cancellation of King (Prince) Charles. This weekend might be one of celebration, pomp and pageantry but this 74 year old has done a lot of (bloody) things and we need to talk about them again. From a hobby as boring as watercolours, to THAT phone call, and terrible break dancing, we look at all the crimes, and assign sentences. But are they fitting for the new King? THE END BITS Subscribe to Mamamia GET I...
May 05, 2023•47 min
Rupert Murdoch, media mogul, creator of the modern tabloid and absolutely not the inspiration behind HBO's hit TV show Succession! This episode is long, because Rupert has done so much, most of it not great (allegedly, cause this is a courtroom). We dive into the marriages, poor social media use, and all the ways he is just like Logan Roy from Succession. Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories. THE END BITS Subscribe to Mamamia GET IN TOUCH: Feedback? We’re listening! Call the pod phone on 02 8999...
May 01, 2023•56 min
Demi Lovato is many things, an actor, singer, and a defender of aliens, ghosts and turkeys (sometimes). This episode we investigate her silly number of internet feuds, her obsession with “star people” and if they were potentially responsible for the downfall of frozen yoghurt. And, we ask the question: is being chronically online a crime? Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories! THE END BITS Subscribe to Mamamia GET IN TOUCH: Feedback? We’re listening! Call the pod phone on 02 8999 9386 or email us...
Apr 24, 2023•47 min
When people are found guilty of crimes, they are sentenced and serve some sort of punishment and that's the end of the story... right? WRONG! At least not here in the Cancelled courtroom, especially not for Gwyneth "bone broth is an entire meal" Paltrow. This week we put Gwynny on trial again, this time for some dangerous eating habits, skiing (kinda) and also for the historic crime of being mean to Winona Ryder. But, is the sentence tough enough to stop her perfect goopy face from ending up in ...
Apr 17, 2023•38 min
Time to practise that curtsy, there is royalty(ish) in the Cancelled courtroom this week, enter Meghan Markle (again). This is our third episode on Meghan and this time we look at the documentary, the podcast, the ongoing drama with titles and the upcoming coronation. And this episode leaves us with one burning question: is Meghan really a criminal or is she just really earnest? Plus more of your lazy gewl stories! THE END BITS Subscribe to Mamamia GET IN TOUCH: Feedback? We’re listening! Call t...
Apr 10, 2023•45 min
This episode we deep dive into the world of Bridget Jones. It's not often a woman so far out of her prime gets the spotlight (she's 32 for gods sake), but it's important we unpack this problematic cinematic masterpiece. From harassment in the workplace, to disordered eating and grown men brawling in the street this episode has it all. But who is really at fault? And does the sentence fit the crime? Plus we get more of your hilarious lazy gewl stories. THE END BITS Clare's got a brand new podcast...
Apr 03, 2023•55 min
Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom actor, father, mid-week aggressor and accidental exhibitionist Orlando Bloom. The English actor is best known for his roles in two of the biggest movie franchises of all time, and the paddle-boarding saga of 2016. (If you know, you know) And, while fighting and public nudity are real crimes for a real court, his bizarre daily routine and obsession with cows screams Cancelled courtroom. Plus we get more of your hilarious lazy gewl stories. THE END BITS Subscribe...
Mar 27, 2023•46 min
Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom, Nicola Peltz Beckham. In case you're not familiar, Nicola is the wife of Brooky Beckham (friend of the Cancelled courtroom), an actual legit billionaire, and she has been at the centre of the most confusing wedding saga of all time. This episode we break down the wedding dress drama and all the tea behind the scenes, all those weird interviews, and Hollywood house of horrors rumour levelled against her... allegedly! But, do the charges fit the crime? What exac...
Mar 20, 2023•51 min
Selena Gomez is someone who's name has been mentioned a number of times in the Cancelled courtroom, and this episode she finally gets her day in... court? This singer, actor, producer and business woman is about the furthest thing from a lazy gewl but she has certainly landed herself in some hot water over the years. This episode we finally talk about the kidney, her new documentary and we (try to) get to the bottom of her recent beef with friend of the Cancelled courtroom Kylie Jenner, and Mall...
Mar 13, 2023•54 min
This is part two of Lindsay Lohan's time in the Cancelled courtroom and in this episode things really escalate. We really cover all bases like the time she tried to kidnap a child off the streets of Moscow, her super hot takes she shares on her socials including renaming a hurricane, and her latest Christmas movie which was both a lot and not enough at the same time. And, we deliver Lindsay's charges and sentences - but did we get it right? THE END BITS Subscribe to Mamamia GET IN TOUCH: Feedbac...
Mar 06, 2023•39 min
