Timothée “Um Have You Heard Him Sing?” Chalamet

this record. You've had to do nothing, absolutely nothing. Well, I had to prep a laser girls, which I forgot to do exactly. So how you turn up with a big smile on your face, excited canceled without doing the one part you are meant to do? I found it. Please tell me. I looked in our dms. But if you noticed this meta AI thing that's now in the dms And every time you try and search something is like, I don't understand what you're asking for, and I'm like,

I'm looking for lazy girl stories in my dms. How complicated can it be? Sharon has she has a brief one. But I think that this speaks to something that lazy girls are familiar with. Sharon says, I think I've reached peak lazy girl. Is it bad that I'd rather throw out badly charred oven trays and buy new ones rather than clean them. She's a lazy girl. Okay, let's just be on it. We love the environment. We are sustainable girlies. I'm trying to appeal to jen Z, but I do

like the environment. Have I thrown out a plastic container that has something growing in the bottom? Have I thrown out the odd glass? Sometimes you just throw out a feet because you go, I don't take this. How to dispose of this appropriately? Yes? And it is not, as Marie Condo would say, it is not sparking joy. It's

not sparking joy. I remember being in primary school and mum would give us like teaspoons to eat because I we've previously discussed actually on the baby bubble her Mum never introduced me to solid so I think at like six, I was still having here as. So I would have this a pure thing for morning tea and she'd give me a metal spoon. I remember, I'd finish and I'd be like, I don't know what to do with this. I just throw at the bin because you want to

put it in my school bag because it was all sticky. Yeah, they would come and there would come ants. Yeah. No, I'm totally with Sharon. It's very, very bad. But genuinely, can somebody tell us what are you meant to do with child oven trade? I don't think you can take them to Vini's. Okay. What I personally do is I just put baking paper. Okay, sorry, I've actually never thrown out one of those, but I do think it's a lazy girl thing to look at something think ah meant

to love too much? Throw it out? Like even oven, yeah, full oven because it's got like bits of grease and everything. And I'm like, I'm just thinking, we take this out, we throw it out, we get a new one. I thought it. No, here's a question, have you ever cleaned your oven? Sometime? I've noticed it on cleaning, like when you do an end of lease clean and it's like, do you want us to clean your oven? I'm like, people clean their ovens? How is what I thought the

warm clean day so true? Because those high temperatures kill geralized. Same people are so stupid. I think my kettle's clean. I really hope my kettles. Yeah, because all you do is make it hot. And same with my microwave. Yeah, kills anything in that. Yeah. You are about to enter the canceled courtroom. The defendants are celebrities, the chargers are petty. The rulings are final. Jesse. Today we're talking about tim Tay shallow mate. I am treats of aacus. See that?

No game in a who of you're imagine me? They cannot go on like this? How long? The billiards? I gave him everything you didn't like. I'm happy I did, and I waited and I never complained. I figured you love me. How do you say his name Timothay? No you don't. No, no, No, that's a whole subheading. So we're not going to get into it, but I'm going

to call him Timothy. No that Timothay was in Homeland, Oh my god, that was going to be the best thing I said, because that's what I watched that recently, we did a whole episode on clear Days, which was irrelevant to the culture, but incredibly relevant to me. President's son who was going out with Dana. Yeah, and then there was an incident. Do you remember they hit someone in their car? Oh my gosh, I remember it. And then he was like, let's lie and he played a

little villain. He played a little shit. Well, that's weird that you say that, because Vulture wrote, I quote Timothy shallow may is really good at playing a little shit. No, they did it. They did. That is a direct quote. Oh, Jesse, Timothy how shallow Maye? How that's not very French. It might be. I don't know. I'm upset about how because I think you've got this beautiful Timothy, You've got this beautiful shower. Should it be and uncle? No, that's Italian hugo.

But Hal is very You gave up? Yeah you panicked. Yeah, I panicked. I didn't do a middle name. Yeah, you didn't give Luna. No Timothy hal challamey. I've got in my notes. What is an American and French actor who has been nominated? Is he French? No? He genuinely is, but like was he mourn thet No, but his dad is French and he speaks French. Him speaking French is the hottest thing you've ever seen. Right, We looked together He has been nominated for Academy Awards, Golden Globe Awards.

What was he nominated for an Academy Award for Call Me by Your Name. Some of his nominations have come from I'm not joking, Wonker, No that happened. Yeah, we'll get to Wonka Jesse. It turned out that, in addition to Timothy being very good playing a little shit, which he did, he was only sixteen in Homeland, so that was one of his first look younger. He looked about He always looks like right now, I'd say he's twenty, but I don't feel like he is. No, he's twenty eight.

So it turned out he was very good at playing a lot of things. He was also in Interstellar, Oh I forgot, And then he got a lot of attention as Elio in one of my favorite movies of all time, based on one of my favorite books of all time, Call Me by your Name? Ellio. Is it problematic? Absolutely? Do I refuse to look into it further. Yeah, the film itself isn't problematic. It's all people say that it is a gap, the age gap. Oh, fiction can't be problematic,

And we did just for context. Yeah, we did an episode on Army Hammer. Well, he start alongside friend of the Gams the Glore, Roomy Hammer. Then he was in Little Women Beautiful Boy. Do you remember that with Steve Carrell. Oh, that was a great movie. That was so good. I forgot about that. It's no use, Joe, Joe, We've got to have it out. I have won you ever since

I've known you, Joe. I couldn't help it. June and June two, which my partner inexplicably refers to as Dune, did that and he was like, I watched Dune and then I rewind rewind what June June June, But Americans say Dune. All my adult friends are going to the cinema to see June Dune to June two. Yeah, apparently it's really good. Yeah. And he was also in something I'll get to Wonka. Timmy decided he wanted to do acting in two thousand and eight after seeing Heath Ledger's

performance in the Dark Night. He says he went to the cinema he remembers what cinema it was, and he walked out a changed person. Yeah, we've all had that. I remember seeing The Princess Diaries and being like, well when I grew up. I want to be pretty, but like, it's not how it happened. I remember watching Freaky Friday and being like, I'm going to be in a rock band.

What I was? I was actually profoundly changed after every film I saw, particularly Crossroads, I walked out and I was like, I am gonna wear a long sleeve top with sleeves that get in my pastor source, I'm gonna sing a song with my girlfriends. Same. He applied to a performing arts school in New York, and apparently it was one teacher who insisted on him being accepted even though he had been rejected in the interview, and the teacher said, I gave him the highest score I've ever

given a kid. Au DITTIONI, I love that. You just know he was great. Also when he was in Don't Look Up with Leonardo DiCaprio, DiCaprio became about that movie. Yeah, he became a bit of a mentor. Apparently, Leonardo DiCaprio has been quite a mentor to little Timmy, and he has given him simple advice, which is no superhero movies and no hard drugs. Great advice. What do you think constitutes a hard drug? Yeah? Because you think a little dabble in some of the soft stuff. Well yeah, because

I'm like Leo, really, we're not doing our drugs. Assumed you were. I assumed you were. And if in doubt, to lighten the mood, put a whopope cushion on a chair. He said, I have some prank ideas, Yes, but I think that no superhero movie, No superhero movie is actually a key to the success of Leonardo DiCaprio's career. Anyway. I also think Leo has another little bit of advice, but we'll get to that. Jesse. My structure for today

is as follows, how do you pronounce your name? Adolescent performances? Are you really? With Kylie Wonka? And a telling Twitter thread? Jesse, how do you pronounce your name? Name? This man has so many names. He's Timothy, He's timoth Tay, He's Timmy, his little Timmy tim who calls him a little Timmy tim.

We'll get to it now. The thing is is that there are so many examples of him saying his name differently, actually introducing himself differently, and he's got the same thing he says when he's asked by an interviewer, how do you pronounce your name. He's like, oh, you can call me anything, Timmy, Timothy, Doug Alex. But he uses the same examples every time, so clearly people have always been like, how do you say it? I find it hard when

I say how do I pronounce your name? And people say call me anything, and I'm like, you don't know how I'm in a bungle this. You don't know how offensive my bungle will be? And then who's going to get in trouble? It's not gonna be its ca me me, yeah, so please tell me write it down, repeat it, and when I stuff it up, correct me. I'm not good with the pronunciation of your name. I need one choice of how I say your name, and I think it should be Timmy now, Jesse. These are a few grabs

of him saying his name differently. It's pronounced Timothy, It's whatever you like. But I always thought, I don't know if you guys. I thought it was tim because of the double e's at the end. It's supposed to be. But you could say Doug Alex. You have so many names, you're Timothy, and because your dad's French, are you really Timothey? It's supposed to be Timoti, but they always just seem like too obnoxious requirement to put on people. So Timothy,

tim Timmy. After your third ask Alex, you can go back to tim Otay. You know what's interesting about the rapaid of that joke, never quite learns no, because they're like, can I call you Doug? No? That would be weird. That would be weird because everyone knows me as Timothy Shallomey. It's my name, and I'm incredible, Like, I absolutely respect his attachment to that joke. It's just that if I was on Graham Norton and I delivered that joke and

it landed like that, I wouldn't probably retire it. Fine, you wouldn't be using it again. I really enjoy this. So it is Timoth it's supposed to be. But I would never hold anyone to your mom name. In France, they called me that, and like your mom never called no. So apparently his mom never called him Timothy, So what does his mum call him Timothy? So can't we just

call him Timothy? Yes? But there's a really funny TikTok where it's these young girls talking to him and they say, why is there a symbol over the e in your name feels kind of pretentious. I think that's exactly what my father and my mother are going for. How do you know what pretentious? Me? I don't know what he's like. It's exactly what it is. It is pretentious. Is it pretentious to have a name that exists in another language?

Or is it racist to call it pretentious? Yes? But I think because it's French, we can make that joke. The French are always fair game, right, Yeah, that's just what Sonny's birth certificate. Though it's not his fault if in every interview he stopped them and went it's Timithate's I mean, even if he did that is your name is? It's fine. English people need to get better at trying. They do, but it's embarrassing for me to try to say him a day. What are you gonna call him

in this episode? Little Timmy Tim, Little Timmy Tim? Yeah, which will make sense in a moment. Jesse adolescent performances. If our high school drama performances existed on the internet, we couldn't in Good Conscience city. No, we couldn't because we're in our blacks with a black box miming. I remember once I need a drama performance at school, and there was a bit where we were meant to be unveiling a portrait. Yeah, and thirty seconds before we were going to go on stage, I went, oh, crap, we

don't have a portrait. So I grabbed a canvas from the art room and dore a stick figure and put it there, and then you unveiled the portrait to rock laughter from the audience. It wasn't meant to be a guy. Think I'm a comedian. I think that was not meant to be funny. But that is the best reaction I've ever got from a drama performance. I think I should stop trying to be serious. I was not good at drama. No Jesse. Firstly, Timmy had an amateur rap career while

attending his performing arts school in New York. Okay, his name was Lil Timmy tim Wow, Okay, that is what I'm calling him. He had one song that's quite catchy called statistics Timmy. Let's go look at me. It's Timmy, let's do a problem. Let's us see it's about statistics. This is what happened when his Wonka coaster Hugh Grant, was informed of Little Timmy. Tim You don't know about Timmy Timm. How would we describe to is you know, an awful digital footprint that exists of early on said

ambitious rap career that never materialized. Loo, Loo, look at me. It's t Oh that's a treat. It's not bad. Okay, he's actually quite a talented rapper. But I almost have the ick almost. Yeah, there's something not quite right about it because he's HAPs backwards. Yeah. Hugh Grant in that clip does not know what to think. Oh oh, I didn't know about that. No, no one thought you would, Hugh. Here's another performance where you get to see he's dancing,

which I think is he a good dancer? Oh you'll see, you'll see. Hi. Oh that's actually really hot. That move was hot. It's trying to do my dance, Timmy, tim pull up your pants, HOULI hooka pick my way? Just see from Prince. Did you see that debt? Yes? Well, I thank you little Now that was a surprisingly arousing he's a professional dancer. Where is that from his high school days? So he's in high school and he's on

stage rapping and dancing. Black Nicki Minaj I couldn't condemn myself if I was his age, and I was sitting there in the audience, and I was meant to just go sit in English next to him. In an hour, I couldn't contain myself. He's a very beautiful man. There's an unfounded rumor that he spread chlamydia around his high school. Oh, I believe it. I wouldn't mind. Yeah, I'll have part of that Klavidia. I'll have some. Why hasn't he done?

Does he do dancing in Wonka? Yes? And that's why I did Wonka because he wanted to have a bit of a jig. The person who cast him in Wonka had seen this jesse. This is another boy hit me with that beat? Oh need at least we go way back. Hell's kischen? Where's that first thing? She said? It let me dead. They should have held your ass back because you look young as Shitan homeland was turned into don't lamb me, and I'm getting don't want to daily to me?

Tim the next slim shady, he's essentially Beethoven, He's Mathoven. And do you meet him the next slim shady? He's Timmy Tim. Timmy Tim is his name from now on. But I will say, do you remember Ann Hathaway, in a racing interview, said that a while ago she wasn't in touch with her hips, and I've never related to a statement from a celebrity mom. I was like, so true, I don't know when I dance, I can't make them do what I know they need to in order for

me to look like I'm dancing. And what other people seem to be able to do, yeah their hip. Yeah, they're able to make their hips go in the opposite direction to their body, whereas my hips just follow. Yeah. Yeah, which is why I think I look like I can't dance because I'm sorry, Sorry, that's what I did. My point is Timmy t it's very in touch with his hips. I'll say that, yes, and which is why I think

that the process of spreading chlamydia was pleasant. And you realize through watching me clips, which I've spent a lot of time on YouTube, he's far more eccentric than his current career would have you believe. Interesting. He is eccentric. He's quirky, very quirky. A couple of other things. There are also just for the listeners who might have some spare time on their hands, there's also performances of him

in musicals at school. Hot, and he's so good. You just remember going to a musical in high school and you would always fall in love with the guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. As a heterosexual, I would fall in love with you guy sometimes the girl. Yeah, exactly, honest, like you have the voice for an angel. Yes, yes, yes yes. Videos of him starring musicals. There is also footage of him dancing the Soldier Boy. Oh, and he's very good at doing the Soldier Boy. Well. I was a few

years younger than us. It's like five years younger than us, so he would have been probably in primary school when Soldier Boy came out, but he was advanced in terms of his relationship with his hip so I feel like he was very on top of our Yeah, he was very like hip hop. He loves pretty hop. Oh Timothy loves me but hot so oh that is all a bit of fun. Lill timmy, tim are you really with Kylie? I spent too much time in this rabbit hole. This question haunts me day in and day out because there

are two components to it. One is Timothy Shallomey currently dating Kylie Jenner? And two, if he is, is it a pr relationship? This is something that comes up an awful lot. You'll just be at lunch with the girls and someone says, do you think Timothy and Kylie is a pr relationship? We don't have time to get into this. Yeah, do you have all day? Because I want to eat my lunch. Now, here's a bit of a timeline. They met in January of last year at Paris Fashion. They

were seen laughing together. My question is about what about what? Yeah? In April, the gossip account dou Noir started posting rumors that they were a couple, and everyone was like, what a weird rumor what an unusual matching? But what a strange thing to make up? Yeap Yeah, and then TMZ released photos of Kylie's familiar black Range Rover parked outside Chalamay's home. What can we just sit for a moment

on why it doesn't work in our heads? It's how they look together that sounds awful, But it just they don't exist in the same universe. No, for one, they're the same species, and I don't see it. I just he is unlike anyone she's ever dated. Here's quirky, here's eccentric. I don't see her as being either of those things. But she may be she may be. Well, remember when she did that a beautiful song, Rise and ras and shine, ras and shin. Yeah, that's very tim Maybe he sings

that to store me. Yeah, that's actually a really good point. Are they the same age? Ish? Just about? Yeah? Okay. Soon after, an eyewitness told Daily Mail that they saw Chalomee getting into Jenna's car after leaving an art show in Santa Monica. He exited the event, looking around anxiously and texting constantly on his phone. Where are you, Kylie? I'm out the front. I am interested in this thing about like her familiar black rain Rover because doesn't everybody

in LA have a black range Rover? Oh yeah maybe no? Is the number plate? Yeah true? A source told Entertainment Tonight they're keeping things casual at this point. It's not serious, but Kylie is enjoying hanging out with Timothy and seeing where it goes. It's been really fun for her because it feels a lot different than her past relationships. It's new and exciting for Kylie. She's having a lot of fun. Another insider told people they hang out every week, but

it's not serious. She is getting to know him Kylie is having fun after years of back and forth with Travis, she just wants to date without any pressure. All right. Now. Something that is going to keep coming up throughout this section is who are these sources? If they're trying to keep it casual, why are you speaking to the press. But also I believe that these sources are Kylie Jenna trying to communicate the status of their relationship to Timothy. Ah. Yes,

because it's awkward to have say in the lang. So I think she's been communicating where they're at via people. All right, yep, Yeah, She's like, we're just casually hanging out, but I like you. But she's told report is that in May, a source told Entertainment Tonight, a source the new couple were trying to keep things quiet. They're casually seeing each other, but are trying to keep it low key.

Timothy loves that Kylie is such a hands on mud so Kylie said that, yeah, he appreciates her confidence and thinks she's incredibly beautiful. Okay, Kylie said that, yeah, Kylie is like Timmy. Timothy is obsessed with me. He thinks I'm beautiful and perfect, my great mum, I'm a really good businesswoman okay, Kylie. Travis Scott seemed to comment on Jenna's relationship with Challo May in a new track in twenty twenty three. What is a Travis Scott just a rapper?

All right? Then the father of Stormy? Yeah? Does she have one child? No, she got Stormy and Air and they're both the child of Travis. And then because there was a child whose name she kept changing, that was Air Okay, a ir. I think it's pronounced air Okay. Now, Travis's rap seemingly referenced Challow May's role in Walker, which I think it's a low blow. Low blow that sucks. You know how sometimes you do things in your career and you think, let's forget X would have a field

day with this. This is being sent around in group chats of people who don't like me, and I've got to live with that. Yeah, because I've been silly, and that's what wanker is. I think when the trailer came out, he was like, I Travis doesn't say this. Travis said, chocolate, ap and chocolate. The v's got the Williwonka factory. Burn an athlete like it's calories and find another flame hot as me bitch, Travis got the willifectory like this calorie.

The thing about people sharing messages via rap is that it's never clear enough. No, no, no, it's always veiled in strange Like I love the reference to Willy Wonka, to be completely honest, I think that that's quite clear. But like Willy Wonka, you're the worst. I'm mad that you're with my baby Mama like something like that. With me, it doesn't look that good, bitch. That's yeah, that's a lot exactly. It's just that there's not a lot of clarity in the diss Now, there have been so many

any statements. I think Timmy Tim should have replied and we should have got into a disbattled, not unlike Drake and and Kendrick. It could have gone full Drake and Kendrick. Yeah. True, we were curious about who might win in a fake rap battle between Trav and Timmy Tim. This time Timmy Tim pulled up your pants. But then there's the flame

might as be effective. Now, there have been so many statements from sources about this couple that I genuinely believe they've been dating, but they're not sure if they're a couple and they're trying to work it out via the media. In August, A Sauce gave this source Kylie, Yes, okay, told us Weekly. Yeah, Kylie and Timothy haven't been spending that much time together recently, Okay, so they both pissed. Timothy hasn't been replying to a text for a few weeks, yep.

When she's like, all right, I'll just convey that as clearly as I can through us Weekly. They love a statement that says they're keeping things schedule. Ye, which is the cool thing to do. Thinks casual not I'm a cool girl. I'll just I'll just tell us Weekly that we're keeping it cash. You would have seen. Kylie Jenner and Timothy Shalomy made their public debut at a Beyonce concept. They were filmed being really close, talking and kissing the other.

Thing to know, Yeah, Timothy was smoking tucked. What Leo said he could do soft drugs, Yeah, true, true truth. He said, as long as he's not on the meth, as long as he's not injecting heroin at the concept, Yeah, and he's not saying yes to some marvel thing, then he's planned by the rules. I don't love he's young. He might be having a vape addiction. No, if it wasn't a vape, it was a cigarette. I saw the photo.

That's very French. Yeah. They then went to a fashion week event together in New York and to the US Open, where they kissed. Then El Mexico captured photos of Kylie Jenner at a Prida fashion show with her tear Timothy Challomay lock screen visible on her. Fun. Yeah, fun, And I just don't think he can fake a lock screen. In fairness, I'll probably be changing my lock screen after this podcast or picture of Timothy Shalamay, Well, it was them kissing. I don't have that. Yeah, so you don't

have one of those. Challamay was asked about Jenna in an interview with GQ, and the reporter wrote that he bristles at the suggestion that he might not be entitled to a holy private life, and the reporter says if he really wanted to be left alone, he might not spend time with one of the foremost followed people on Instagram. Oh, you can't help the heart ones? What the heart one does?

He can't help that he's fallen in love with Kylie, and Chalomage nodded and laughed and said, this reminds me of that recent South Park episode with the Worldwide Privacy Tour, that one that's a parody of Megan Markle and Prince Harry. Oh yeah, and he said sometimes people are going to be Hella confused when you say you're trying to live a private life, which want to have been no more people. This attachment is so hard. So he's trying to keep private. Yeah.

Then when Chalet hosted SNL with me and You'll be in a world of shame with self promotion, Chris reposted the promotional video, Oh Chris, so Chris is like ya, go Moly's boyfriend, and she said, tune into SNL tonight. Okay, just because he's dating your daughter doesn't mean that you're his manager. Get out, get your finger out of that party. In December, a source told People that Kylie was officially calling Timothy her book. Frank, Kylie, you can't tell people

before you tell Timothy we're officially boyfriend girlfriend. Read it here here, it's in the magazine. She's incredibly happy. The sauce said he's very supportive of her career and she of his. They both try to attend important events together. So apparently they have like great family values. It's just lovely. Challomae as a stepdad, this is just no. Apparently he hasn't spent a lot of time with the kids. Oh, she's introduced him to the kids as a friend of mummies. Interesting, Okay,

I needed to know that. Yeah. According to a sauce Challo, May is in awe of everything she is accomplishing, right, and especially thinks she's an amazing mom. Yeah, okay, Kylie, Kylie. Now, at the Golden Globes in January, they didn't walk the red carpet together, but they did sit next to each other, and there's a clip where lip readers reckon they said I love you to each other. I did see that. Now.

The other thing about the Golden Globes that I completely forgot, Jesse, do you remember that Selena Gomez went up to Taylor Swift told her something and then Taylor Swift's jaw dropped and everyone was convinced that Selena Gomez had said that she tried to get a photo with Timothy Shallow May and Kylie said, no, really, yeah that was what people thought it was. Do you think that's what I was? Yes, sir, I would never speculate. Selena Gomes starts shit all time.

She always starts shit. I saw this. I'm just gonna say it. I need a moment. When Hailey and Justin announce their pregnancy, Selena had to post and everyone was like, she's gonna post, She's gonna post, and then she posted like I don't know a ring or something like she just leave her alone. I think she starts sh it. I do, I do? Okay, Well, even if she starts shit, what if it was true? Because remember Kylie is friends

with Hailey Bean and they bully. Slightly weird for Selena Gomez to ask tim Timothy for a photo yea, the Golden Class. Yeah it does. I would, yeah, but you're not Selena Gomes. You're not the most followed person on Instagram. A reporter followed Schalame around asking asking about it, and he said him and Selena are cool and there was no beef. Lately, there have been rumors that Kylie's expecting

Timothy's baby. Okay, fun, fun, although they've been shut and now people are curious about whether Timothy will be in the upcoming season of The Kardashians. Jesse, do you believe this? Relationship is real, I don't know, but I think about it more than I think about most things, and I can't decide. I think it's almost too weird to not be real. It's too weird. If it's a PR relationship, what a creative PR relationship? Yeah, but no one's more

creative than the Kardashians. They're so creative. I mean, he's one of the most famous actors in the world, and I read recently that he is the only actor that can basically premiere a movie to box office number one from June to what was he in? Wanka like all of that. It just goes off because he's the biggest name in Hollywood. Yeah, I don't think he needs Kylie, and I don't think Kylie needs him. I think Kylie needs him, and I think that if Kylie needs him,

then she and Chris will find a way to get him. Okay. I don't think it will last okay. And I also would say that if I was reading rumors about how my current boyfriend was giving everyone lamydia in high school, then I would get tested. I would the chlamydia rumor is completely unfounded. I'd like that on the record, Claire, have you seen the memes about how Timothy shallow Mate looks like a medieval shoe. Now that you say, yes, I have yep, yeah, and it's the shoe is brown.

It kind of goes up at the end. It's like a little Elf and Shakespearean. I'm in a wooden theater shoe, yes, Frank. Kylie Jenner looks like she has my front face. She looks like she's applied a filter and it got stuck. You know how when we were kids, none was like full of silly face and the wind changes, you'll get stuck. She had a filter on. It got stuck. And now her face is always in Valenciaga or Valia. Her face

is in Valencia, Vala and Valencia. So what I'm finding is it's like I'm watching a film where we've gone back in time. You know those films where it's like I think one is called about Time or something, or like Outlander, and we go back and we've got different periods and we've got a love story. This is what I feel like is happening. There's a glitch in the matrix. Timothay doesn't belong here. Kylie Jenner is ai, Yeah, I

don't mean that offensively. She just is she is AI and I'm seeing them together and I'm like this, no compute. The other way I've seen Timothy Shower may described is plague boy. He looks like this, but he just looks like he exists in the time of a plague. He does look like he has suffered from plague in a hot way, such a way, like maybe he's just recovered and from bed rest. Kylie looks like she was vaccinated against the plague. And then it doesn't come near her. No, no, no,

it would never touch her. I'll put it this way. Kylie looks like she'd survived the plate. Timothy doesn't. He looks pulnerable, he looks ponderable. Wonka chocolate bushes, chocolate trees, chocolate flower chocolate. Have I seen Wonka? No? Do I intend to, absolutely not. I will only appreciate Wonka as an out of context pie. Hugh Grant singing umpa lumpa dumpty doo is simply wild. I've got a tragic tail oil. I just think it's so weird that they made a

movie called Wonka. It's also a weird move for Timothy Shallo, Ma and I feel like Leonardo DiCaprio meant, I don't do superhero movies, don't do hard drugs, do not do Wonk. I do Wonka. He did, he got interrupted and he forgot to finish that sentence. Jesse, I just want you to read a few reviews of Wonka. Yes, I was in hysterics, but I think I'm unhinged when it comes to wank. Okay, all right, here we go. Hated this movie. Wasn't expecting for a musical typo only like the Hugo

song on Bolomba. I don't see nothing special on Timothy Challomey. It's nice that they did the pronunciation, even in their trolling review. I don't see anything special in Timothy Shalomet acting. They could have chosen someone else. Waste of time. Lost the concept of chocolate factory, which is clearly that person's favor that I just find it so funny of people analyzing like, yeah, well I liked up, but you are lost the contract. You lost the concept of chocolate factor.

It wasn't enough chocolate factory. Where was Chocolate River? The only good parts were the bits that reference the old Willy Wonk and the chocolate factory really made me lose it continue. Okay, could have been more, could have had more catchy songs, and this is in capitals needed more

damam lumpas. Overall, the cast was a mixed bag, with the weight of the entire movie basically being carried by Keag and Michael ket I don't know, no, no no, but continue, and surprisingly enough you Grant was oddly natural in the disgruntled roll. Who would have thought me, I think you've been waiting for that. I think Hugh Grant. I'm pretty sure he said this. He checked out ages ago.

He's just he just needs a paycheck, and I think he saw that come along and he was like, I can't feel more shame, no, so hate me and put me in a job. I had to battle to finish watching Wonka. Every time characters burst into song, I actually screamed at the screen. Stop bloody sing stop bloody singing. Here's another one. The story is strange and it is hard to follow. It is we you know the story?

Come on, it's rolled all everyone. Just sorry. I also wanted to watch this movie because I thought it would be about Wonka giving away the factory. Wasn't even about that, Just such strong feelings. I'm obsessed. I'm obsessed on the projects. Georgie, who hosts sometimes had to interview Timothy and I don't know, maybe Michael Keegan something someone else. And she went to ask the first question and they sung to her for

like three minutes. They made a song that was like Georgie, but they just kept singing and it was like they were on hard drugs. It was like they had become so delude us. But I think she was their last interview and they're like, George, it was like an umpa Wonka song. Okay, it was like the whole interview and then she was like so wonker and they were clearly like, don't want to talk. This is amazing introduction. This is the best introduction I have. This is going to be George.

I don't want to talk about Wonka. It was a weird thing. It was a weird time. Wonka is strange. A telling Twitter thread, Jesse. There's a viral Twitter thread titled Problematic Things. Timothy Challamay has done a much needed thread and this on everyone who hits a certain prefile. I need you to read out the first few and try and kind of just summarize where gage all right, just the overall vibe of these people do God's work. They should win a Walkley. All right, cannibalism, ate your

faves up. And then it's pictures of him in nice clothes. Oh he's so sexy, murder his looks can kill. I love this thread. Oh he's so hot. Sorry, I'm looking at the pictures. All right. Robbery stolen many hearts? Is this the most canceled this man has ever been? Here we go, broken bones from carrying industry on his back. I agree with that. One car has passed five hundred million dollars worldwide and has become the highest grossing film featuring Willie Wonka. How about the other one, Charlie in

the Chocolate Factory with Violet. Yes, that was a brilliant film, Jess. It's because he's not canceled. He's not problem atic. He's never committed a cross. No, so they're like, robbery stole your heart. Yeah, well, well said Jesse. It's time for charges and sentences. Jesse, my charge. It is clear that Timothy, with his performances which are amazing, and everyone should go and have a look. He was a precocious teenager. Yep, he was very, very out there Yep, he backed himself.

Who backed himself? And I charge him honestly with being a lot. Oh wow. Yeah, it was a lot which has manifested in Monca. Yeah, he has manifested in great things. But he was a lot as a teenager. Yeah, and I think it was just a lot to handle. Okay my sentences. He needs to bring back a little Timmy Pim please. Honestly, his rap career would go nuts, and looking at those video it brings him immense joy. And there are so many celebrities. I mean, we've got Robert Pattinson.

I would like to see Timothy have a failed musical career because I think that kind of makes you more Hollywood. He talked about Scarlly, your handsome recently failed music career, and she's quite good. Yeah, we've talked about Russell Krust, but it's more relatable. There's something very relatable about because I don't think he's going to fail in the whole acting thing. But I'd like to see myself more in Timothy, which I will see if he does have a very

imperfect music career. Yeah, I want little Timmy tim back. The thing is, I actually don't think he'd fail because he's an excellent dancer, he's an excellent rapper, and he can sing. He's a triple threat. I think he could be kind of a Justin Bieber mm hmm, like you know when Justin Bieber did kind of a bit of rapping and what a bit hip hop. Yeah, I think he could do that. I want it back, Jesse, what's your charging sentence? My charge is the Kylie and Timothy thing.

To me is like an optical illusion that I can't stop looking at. It's a vortex that I fall into and I try and understand. I try and unscramble, and the more I try to unscramble, the more lost I become. It's sucking up my time energy. It is taking me away from my husband and child. Yeah, because I I'm in my home environment trying to understand the ununderstandable. And I go to bed at night and I think I'll go to sleep, I'll go to sleep, and then I go I don't see it. No, I don't see it.

And is it a pr romance or did it start that way? And now they've fallen in love? Is it true love? Is it true love? And I don't know. I can't get my head. I'm going to be a child that's a mixture of Kylie Jenner and Timothy Shallom. I and you know what it requires of me, a hot take. I feel like at the lunch I need to have something to say. Quit. I don't have all because I can't sum it up in a sentence. Because I can't sum it up other than I'm confused. It's bizarre.

It's a mess. I have questions. I have no answers. I exclusively have questions, which brings me to my sentence, which is love that Kylie is leaking. Love that it provides more evidence and more places for my brain to go when I'm ruminating at three am. What I need, what we need, the world needs is for Timoth Hay. We need his side, We need his side, We need him to start laking. He can link to his own magazines. I'm sure there's a French magazine called Monsieur. Go to

Monsieur and say things like, Kylie thinks Timothy's a sexy rapper. Kylie, he's liked him ever since a little timmyt him. Yeah, exactly right. Kylie says his performance in Wonka was at once in a century performance. Just start Laking. She thinks he'd be a great father. Oh, I love it, love it, yep, I want more of that. We do need more of Timothy's perspective by getting a lot of Kylie Yep, yep, Jesse. That is all we have time for on today's episode.

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