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CANCELLED

Mamamia Podcastswww.mamamia.com.au

Cancelled is Mamamia's top charting comedy podcast that looks at silly celebrity crimes and applies charges and sentences so we can all get on with our lives. Join Jessie & Clare Stephens every Tuesday as they provide a lazy girl’s guide to the most viral pop culture disasters.

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Introducing: I Never Told You This - Mary and Martha Kalifatidis

Introducing I Never Told You This: Two People. One big reveal. A simple card deck with questions. Some are light hearted, some deeper…and one that says ‘I Never Told You This’ - the chance for one person to share something they’ve never told the other before.In the first episode of 'I Never Told You This', Mary and Martha Kalifatidis chat about their all-too-relatable experience of protectiveness and anxiety as parents.If you want to continue to enjoy this series, it will be dropping every Thurs...

Jun 11, 20258 min

A Brutally Honest Review Of With Love, Meghan

Meghan Markle’s new lifestyle series dropped on Netflix this week, sparking a series of conversations about her real name, her celebrity friendships, her motivations and the appropriate voice to use when in the presence of bees. Now we’re here to cut through the noise and talk about the wildest, funniest and cringiest moments from the show, along with what the real fallout has been. From the real reason she showed her camera crew to the emotional moments a lot of people missed, there’s so much t...

Mar 09, 202540 min

A Brutally Honest Review Of Apple Cider Vinegar

On today's show, we're diving deep into Netflix's gripping new Australian series Apple Cider Vinegar, which tells the infamous story of wellness scammer Belle Gibson. From Kaitlyn Dever's eerily perfect Australian accent to the fascinating creative liberties taken with the real story, there are so many layers to unpack in this six-part drama that has everyone talking. We've broken down how the show manages to turn this well-known Australian scandal into a compelling commentary on the early days ...

Feb 19, 202538 min

A Brutally Honest Review Of Babygirl

On today’s episode of The Spill, it’s time to dive deep into the movie that has been consuming our thoughts, conversations, and TikTok feeds, Nicole Kidman’s new erotic drama Babygirl. From some strange on-set stories that will make you see the movie in a different way to the fascinating reason why Antonio Banderas was cast and the hidden details behind particular scenes, there are so many layers to peel back and discuss when it comes to Babygirl. And of course, we need to urgently dissect the m...

Feb 12, 202549 min

Cancelled Is Cancelled

The courtroom doors are closing one final time, but not before some serious drama unfolds in this explosive last episode of Cancelled. Sometimes the most dramatic cancellations happen behind the mic. Is there a feud? (Hint: yes). Are there accusations of laziness? (Obviously). Between reminiscing about Demi Lovato's ghost-serenading era and that time Michael Clarke took his shirt off in Noosa, we're unpacking what really goes down when a podcast ends and it's giving "Don't Worry Darling" press t...

Feb 03, 202540 min

The Wildest Stories On 7th Heaven [throw back]

Today we welcome an entire TV show into the Cancelled courtroom, 7th Heaven aka the Bible re-written for Fox 8. So whether you sat through the random marathons on Saturdays or have never watched an episode we are here to prove to you how truly cooked this show was, and of course assign charges and sentences. And we ask some very important questions like should a teenager go to jail over stealing a single drinking glass? And should a child be suspended for simply sticking up their rude finger? Li...

Jan 08, 202515 min

That Bizarre Emma Stone Casting Decision [throw back]

Emma Stone is a talented and much loved actress, but does she deserve all the accolades? We're unpacking the life and crimes of Emily (not Emma) Stone. Including the movie that should have sunk the career's of some of Hollywood's biggest stars - Aloha. Listen to the full episode here: Emma "The Movie Of Which We Do Not Speak" Stone LIKE THIS EPISODE? YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO: The “Ryan Gosling’s Face Is Too Hot” Notebook Jennifer “Curse Of The Cool Girl” Lawrence Taylor "How I Uncancelled Myself" Sw...

Jan 06, 202514 min

Drew Barrymore: Unemployable By 14 [throw back]

Drew Barrymore's very early relationship with acting and fame has shaped her into an overly honest and intense person. She invites the big celebrities onto her self-titled talk show and we all squirm while watching her interact. So why was she unemployable by 14? Listen to the full episode here: Drew "You're Too Close" Barrymore CLICK HERE FOR LAZY GEWL GIVEAWAYS!!!! A LIST OF EVERYONE WE'VE CANCELLED ALONG THE WAY: Hugh "Made Some Terrible Decisions" Grant Katy "Feud With Taylor Swift" Perry Em...

Jan 05, 202511 min

Bennifer And The Box Office Disaster [throw back]

This is a risk assessment we did on Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck's relationship days before they broke up. For J-Lo and Ben, entering the Cancelled courtroom together is just another collaboration to add to their long list of projects, so why not one more? Before "Bennifer" even existed, they starred in a (very wrong) movie called Gigli. Skip forward twenty years, they've rekindled their love, married and made a few more films, like This Is Me... Now and The Love Story Never Told . Art. Listen...

Jan 01, 202516 min

Jojo Siwa Pissing Off The Internet [throw back]

Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom not so little one, we heard you invented a genre of music? You might know JoJo Siwa from Dance Moms or Nickelodeon or those big-ass JoJo Bows in children's hair, or you've probably seen her dressed as the rock band Kiss for no apparent reason. Listen to the full episode here: JoJo "Get Your Ex On Your Podcast" Siwa. A LIST OF EVERYONE WE'VE CANCELLED ALONG THE WAY: Lindsay "Wait Is That A Sex List?" Lohan Drake "Too Many Diss Tracks" CLICK HERE FOR LAZY GEWL GI...

Dec 30, 202417 min

The Most Disastrous Press Tour Of All Time [throw back]

Dakota Johnson, the star of Madame Web, might just be our favourite nepo baby we’ve welcomed into the Cancelled courtroom. This is a moment from our big episode on Dakota. Was she purposely trying to f*** Madame Web? Listen to the full episode here: Dakota "Madame Web Of Lies" Johnson. WANT MORE? LISTEN TO THIS: Fifty Shades Of "Nobody Wants To Be Naked & Crying" Grey Bradley "You've Never Even Met Him" Cooper Robert “Keep Your Regret To Yourself” Pattinson WANT TO WIN A LAZY GEWL GIVEAWAY? ...

Dec 29, 202415 min

What Miranda Kerr Packed In Her Hospital Bag [throw back]

Miranda Kerr is a supermodel, business mogul and earth mother, but she's also a photoshop genius that we could all learn something from. We unpack the life and crimes of the girl from Gunnedah, like reportedly dating a criminal (not J-Lo), sharing questionable health information and the more serious crime of cultural appropriation. And, we go through her iconic baby bag and decide if a salt lamp is an important tool for the birthing process. Listen to the full episode here: Miranda "Salt Lamp" K...

Dec 25, 20247 min

The Divorce Rumour About Emily Blunt And John Krasinski [throw back]

We investigate the real petty stuff here in the Cancelled courtroom. So, is it a crime to gossip with your husband on the red carpet and not let the rest of us in on it? You decide. Listen to the full episode here: Emily "Wait, Did You Say Divorce?" Blunt. LIKED THIS EPISODE? LISTEN TO THESE: The Devil “We Can’t Agree On Nate” Wears Prada The “Ryan Gosling’s Face Is Too Hot” Notebook King “Will Always Be Prince” Charles SEND US YOUR LAZY GEWL STORIES: podcast@mamamia.com.au WANT TO WIN A LAZY GE...

Dec 23, 20249 min

That Snarky Open Letter To Miley Cyrus [throw back]

While Miley Cyrus has had the best of both worlds, she's certainly faced her fair share of controversy. From that weird tongue thing to swinging on a wrecking ball, and of course that wild open letter from a concerned singer. Listen to The full episode here: Miley "That Open Letter" Cyrus. LOOKING FOR SOMETHING ELSE TO LISTEN TO: The Story Miley Cyrus Doesn’t Want Told After Her Grammys Win ENTER LAZY GEWL GIVEAWAYS HERE! SEND US YOUR LAZY GEWL STORIES: Email us at podcast@mamamia.com.au CREDITS...

Dec 22, 20248 min

Trad Wives, Kate Middleton & OnlyFans Scandals: Our Recap Of 2024

Honestly, every year we joke that the year has been a train-wreck, but this one? Fully derailed and off a cliff and definitely not demure or mindful. So what happened this year? Meghan Markle’s jam went nowhere, JLo’s This Is Me… Now saga imploded, Barnaby Joyce fell off a planter box, and JoJo Siwa crowned herself CEO of gay pop. From Trump's assassination attempt to the failed Wonka Experience and everything in between - get ready to reminisce so you can move on and have a Brat Summer. Plus, m...

Dec 16, 202459 min

Jennifer Garner: An Awkward Call Out & A Conversation About Suddenly 30 [throw back]

Jennifer Garner is 30 (not really), flirty and thriving! This week we welcome Jennifer to the Cancelled courtroom, for crimes like fatphobia and the worst crime of all (in our eyes) the movie Suddenly 30. So why is Suddenly 30 called 13 Going On 30 in every other country around the world? And, does every Gen Xers really know the dance moves to Thriller? You decide. Plus, more of your Lazy Gewl stories. SEND US YOUR LAZY GEWL STORIES: podcast@mamamia.com.au CREDITS: Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephe...

Dec 12, 202443 min

Zendaya: Relationship Controversy & Dancing in Malls

Zendaya might just be the best thing to come out of Disney (for those who grew up watching Nickelodeon that’s a big deal). She seems to do no wrong. BUT there's the rumoured drama surrounding Euphoria, where Zendaya plays a teen struggling with addiction. Why is season three taking so long? Then, there's those times Zendaya danced like no one was watching in malls, or the so-called "controversy" about the height difference with her boyfriend and Spiderman co-star Tom Holland (it's just an inch)....

Dec 09, 202447 min

Jacob Elordi: The College Scandal Girlfriend & Feedback For... Himself [throw back]

Jacob Elordi is a certified Aussie heart-throb, a talented actor and defendant in our Cancelled courtroom. That's right, we are taking the Saltburn star to court over crimes including starring in a trashy movie x 3, dissing said trilogy, his interesting dating history and an alleged incident at a Sydney pub. (allegedly) Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories! WANT TO WIN A LAZY GEWL GIVEAWAY? CLICK HERE LOVED THIS EPISODE? LISTEN TO THIS: Kourtney "Doesn't Work As Hard As Her Sisters" Kardashian T...

Dec 08, 202443 min

Wicked: The Affair, The Press Tour & What You're Not Meant To Say

We are holding space/being held hostage by the biggest press tour of the year and we have no choice but to discuss the tornado that is Wicked Part One. It's absolute madness. Fans are overwhelmed, Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo are crying in every interview, and for those of us who haven’t dedicated our lives to the Wicked universe, we’re left with one overwhelming feeling: What is even happening? We will not be skipping the juiciest part, the affair. What exactly is an Ethan Slater and why was...

Dec 02, 202454 min

A Brutally Honest Review Of Gladiator II

If you've watched Gladiator II or you just love Paul Mescal, Joseph Quinn or Pedro Pascal and need someone to make sense of your feelings, then this episode of The Spill is what you need. These are unfiltered thoughts on Ridley Scott's epic action adventure, and from Paul Mescal and Denzel Washington's changing accents (and teeth) to the one question that infuriated the film’s creatives, nothing is off limits. This is a safe place to talk about the best and worst moments from Gladiator II. THE E...

Nov 28, 202444 min

Sabrina Carpenter: Love Triangles & Being Too Sexy

Gen Z pop icon Sabrina Carpenter has lyrics and dance moves that prudes hate (not us, obviously). What has brought the Short N Sweet singer to the Cancelled courtroom? Well, that depends. Maybe ask the churchgoers who weren't thrilled about her filming a music video in their sacred space with the words "RIP BITCH" written everywhere (spoiler: a preacher got fired). Or maybe ask the people who have been stuck in her love triangles like Olivia Rodrigo, Camilla Cabello, Shawn Mendes and some other ...

Nov 25, 202447 min

Ariana Grande: Storming Out Of An Aussie Photoshoot & A Snack Catastrophe [throwback]

Ariana Grande is many things: an incredible vocalist, a successful business woman and the kind of woman who's party trick would be fitting into a really small cupboard just to prove how tiny she is. This episode we delve into a range of (alleged) crimes including storming out of a Sydney photoshoot, a very unfortunate tattoo and perhaps worst of all, the disrespect of innocent donuts. But does the sentence fit the crimes? Cancelled Live at The University Of Sydney's Alumni Festival - FREE TICKET...

Nov 22, 202436 min

The Hills: That Plastic Surgery Scene & The Worst Person Ever

Don’t cancel us, but today, we’re dragging the guilty pleasure of an entire generation into the Cancelled courtroom. The Hills is the iconic "reality" series that aired from 2006-2010 as a spin-off of Laguna Beach, turning our brains into mush. We're assigning charges and sentences to everything from Heidi Montag’s plastic surgery transformation and fake pregnancy scare (that we now kind of understand), to Lauren Conrad's decision to not go to Paris, because who needs Paris when you've got your ...

Nov 18, 202446 min

Paul Mescal: Ditching His Dates & That Viral Interview

Alright Normal People fans (and everyone who’s hopped on the Paul Mescal bandwagon since), Paul is the hot Irish heartthrob of your dreams but his crimes must be investigated. Hold up— is that Paul literally sprinting away from a girl in a park right now? Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom, where we're putting the new Gladiator II star on trial. Think of it like the Colosseum, except instead of lions, we're looking at Paul's saddest and sexiest moments, so pretty much the same thing. There is th...

Nov 11, 202450 min

Andrew Garfield: Calling In Sick, A Witch & A Very Big Flirt

We don't usually gush this hard in the Cancelled courtroom so we're sorry in advance. Andrew Garfield is a British actor known for playing Spiderman, until he didn't, which is something we get to in this trial. What has he excelled at? Films like The Social Network , The Amazing Spider-Man , and that memorable Chicken Shop Date with Amelia Dimoldenberg. So, what brings him here? We're looking into his departure from the Spider-Man franchise, some method acting misunderstandings, and that moment ...

Nov 04, 202445 min

Donald Trump: The Secret Tapes From The Apprentice & A Weird Theory About Exercise [throw back]

Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom Donald John Trump, reality star, businessman, former president and current presidential candidate. Donald is no stranger to a real courtroom but today is all about his petty crimes like drinking 12 diet cokes a day, claiming bodies are like batteries and not thinking through the logistics of a particular wall. Now, if you genuinely tried to do a Cancelled episode about Mr Donald, you’d be going for a decade so instead the episode covers SOME of the bizarre you ...

Nov 04, 202454 min

Beyoncé: That Conspiracy Theory And Details Of An Affair

Sorry in advance to the Beyhive.... Beyoncé Giselle Knowles, welcome to the Cancelled courtroom! Look, this ain't Texas , and thank goodness for that, because their rules are slightly more intense than ours. Alright, Queen Bey, we’re not here to trash your talent (because let’s face it, her fans would hunt us down) and why would we? Your voice is Irreplaceable. But from failing to ref a family smackdown to the conspiracy theory that brought us to tears (yep, really), there's a lot Bey has to ans...

Oct 28, 202448 min

Kim Kardashian: A Music Career And An Angry Pet [throwback]

Kim Kardashian has been accused of being a double agent for the patriarchy, and in 2011, she boldly stated, 'I run music.' Today in the Cancelled Courtroom, Ms Kardashian is on the stand. The accusations against her are so prolific and span so many decades, the trial has been extended across two parts. In part one, Clare and Jessie examine everything from Kim spruiking appetite suppressing lollipops to a questionable experience at a so-called 'elephant sanctuary'. Listen to part two: Kim "Photos...

Oct 25, 202426 min

North West: Keeping Kim Humble & That Lion King Performance

In the Cancelled courtroom today is the firstborn of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, North West. But you’d never guess who her parents are from her lack of interest in the spotlight. I mean, it’s not like she stole the show in The Lion King musical while surrounded by actual trained performers or anything. Oh wait, that totally happened! Sure, as a kid, you’re usually figuring out who you are and what you want to be, but when you’re North West, you can do anything and have as many “careers” as yo...

Oct 21, 202446 min

Ballerina Farm: A Secret Epidural And A Shit Birthday Present

ENTER LAZY GEWL GIVEAWAYS HERE! If you think Ballerina Farm means pigs with point shoes and tutus 1. that's really cute and 2. you're very wrong (unfortunately). Today we are diving into the world of ‘Trad Wives’ and more specifically the world of Ballerina Farm which is both a brand and a woman. Hannah Neeleman is a mumfluencer, a mother of eight children and has amassed a huge 10 million followers on Instagram who follow her literally churning butter and collecting eggs from her chickens. Seem...

Oct 14, 202450 min
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