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The Guinea Pig

The Guinea Pig Podcast
Leading surgeon and founder of cult brand MZ SKIN, Dr Maryam Zamani and ex-Vogue editor-at-Large, Fiona Golfar present The Guinea Pig podcast!Fiona and Maryam share their honest opinions and hilarious real-life experiences and give essential safety advice to those considering any kind of aesthetic procedure.For adults only, this bi-weekly podcast covers the latest aesthetic treatment reviews by the resident guinea pig, Fiona Golfar, supported by necessary medical advice and insights from Dr Maryam Zamani.Fiona tries the treatments - so you don’t have to - allowing the listener to decide for themselves once they are armed with the necessary knowledge, questions to ask and potential risks. Maryam and Fiona chat openly and candidly about products and procedures aided by experts & high-profile friends to offer advice and insights to anyone considering a treatment.So if you, or someone you know is thinking of changing their moisturiser, dealing with tired looking eyes, or even having a neck-lift, The Guinea Pig is here to help you!

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Episodes

29 Cosmetic Acupuncture With Sarah Bradden

This episode sees not one, but TWO Guinea Pigs, as Maryam decides to join Fiona in testing-out cosmetic acupuncture with acupuncturist, Sarah Bradden. As well as talking to Sarah about the fascinating story of how she decided to apply the art of acupuncture to help aesthetics, we also hear what Maryam and Fiona thought about their treatments and after-effects. There's also an insight into the science behind the treatments and when it can be used instead of - or to compliment the kinds of treatme...

Jan 16, 202032 minSeason 1Ep. 29

28 New Year, New Vitality

It's a new decade and where else can you find Fiona after the Christmas break? Why, back in the clinic with Maryam of course! Like most of us post holidays, Fiona has been feeling rather lack-lustre and in need of a pick-up on the INSIDE for a change. So before coming to see Maryam, she dropped-in to see Naturopathic Doctor, Katrin Hemple at Skin Matters in Holland Park to ask about getting a vitamin infusion. As well as discussing what went on with Katrin with Maryam (and if it worked) we also ...

Jan 09, 202035 minSeason 1Ep. 28

27 Seasonal Tweakments & A Helping Hand

Fiona and Maryam are in the clinic to bring you a festive stocking of Christmas tweakments including skin, Botox and hand refreshments - where we sit-in on Fiona receiving a hand refresh from Maryam. Hear what the verdict is on that and various treatments Fi has guinea pigged throughout the year; you'll find out which ones she loved, which ones she loathed and some stand-out products of 2019. The ladies are taking a well earned break for Christmas and will be back on Thursday January 9th 2020 an...

Dec 19, 201927 minSeason 1Ep. 27

26 Cleft Lip & Palate: Joanna's Journey

This episode of The Guinea Pig is both uplifting and emotional for everyone involved, as Joanna shares her journey with us of her cleft lip and palate correction & why she felt the time was right to come to the clinic to see Maryam. We hear what happened during Joanna's consultancy, treatments Maryam has made to her lip and nose and what will happen next. This is an emotional episode for Maryam too, as we discover that working with the charity 'Smile' during her medical training made her rea...

Dec 12, 201931 minSeason 1Ep. 26

25 What Works & What Doesn't - with Alice Hart-Davis

We're back in the clinic and today Maryam and Fiona are joined by journalist & writer Alice Hart-Davis who has spent the last 20 years trialling and writing about the latest tweakments - and being honest about the results. As The Guinea Pig is about being honest about the procedures being tried and talked about, it seemed only fitting to have Alice come in for a chat. Be prepared from some candid views on everything from skincare to fat freezing and some of the conversations may make you thi...

Dec 05, 201946 minSeason 1Ep. 25

24 White Teeth & A Healthy Smile....

There's plenty to get your teeth into in this week's episode, as Maryam and Fiona are joined in the clinic by dental therapist with Dawood & Tanner, Tannaz Joorabchian. Maybe you thought you knew enough about keeping your mouth healthy and teeth in good condition, but perhaps you don't know that brushing after breakfast is disastrous for keeping hold of your teeth? Or that some types of fruit are just as bad as smearing your gnashers in diet coke? This episode really is an education and ther...

Nov 28, 201948 minSeason 1Ep. 24

23 Alexandra Shulman's Beauty Essentials

In this episode, former Editor-In-Chief of Vogue magazine, Alexandra Shulman dropped into the clinic - an environment rather unfamiliar to her - to show Maryam and Fiona the results of her recent collaboration with Boots No7 range. Although Alex loves all things make-up and beauty, she's always resisted ANY kind of procedure invasive or noninvasive and would rather be doing practically anything else with her time. Alex, Maryam and Fiona chat about body image and if the world of magazines are to ...

Nov 21, 201941 minSeason 1Ep. 23

22 Face Gym with Inge Theron

We're back in the clinic with Maryam and Fiona and this week the focus is on facial exercises and how they may be a great alternative to invasive procedures. Inge Theron is the founder of Face Gym and popped into the clinic to talk about the benefits of facial workout, plus Fiona gives her verdict on a recent visit to a Face Gym. The trio also talk about facial workout gadgets which can be used in the home and what (if any) benefits there may be from this practice. It's a fascinating look at an ...

Nov 14, 201940 minSeason 1Ep. 22

21 Anaesthesia : The Facts with Dr Alex Oliver

The fascinating world of anaesthesia is often overlooked, but obviously a huge consideration when facing a bigger procedure. How safe is it? What are the side effects, and what do you need to know? Dr Alex Oliver is a consultant at The Royal Marsden Hospital and came to the clinic to speak to Fiona and Maryam about all things anaesthesia, so if you're facing an operation, or even thinking of having one in the future, this episode will answer some important questions. The Guinea Pig provides unbi...

Nov 07, 201929 minSeason 1Ep. 21

20 Look Into My Eyes....

...The windows to the soul, the first thing we notice about someone's face and sometimes a tell tale sign of age. As always we're in the clinic, but in this episode Fiona brings friend Jayne in to talk to Maryam about the possibility of having excess skin around the eyes removed, as she believes it to age her face. As always Dr Maryam goes though the different procedures available, the effectiveness and what risks could be involved. Will Jayne decide to go for a procedure, or will the frank cons...

Oct 31, 201934 minSeason 1Ep. 20

19 Body Dysmorphia with Dr Linda Papadopoulos

In this age of Insta and looking 'filter perfect' in real life, what affect is it having on our mental health and the way we think of our looks? Body dysmorphia (BDD) affects men and women a-like in equal measure and can have disastrous effects on people's lives and the lives of their families, plus it can mean that sufferers seek (and sometimes get) procedures and surgery as a result. Dr Linda Papadopoulos is a leading psychologist and came into the clinic to speak to Fiona and Maryam about wha...

Oct 24, 201943 minSeason 1Ep. 19

18 Face Peels and getting skin ready for the chill

In today's episode Maryam and Fiona catch-up in the clinic to chat all things face peels, sheet masks and getting skin ready for the colder months. This is such a vast subject and everything is covered, with Dr Maryam giving some great advice on the dos and don'ts of face peels, especially at home treatments and when too much is too much! We also venture into the world of facial exercises and Fiona throws down the gauntlet to Maryam to do some guinea pigging herself... will she take-up the chall...

Oct 17, 201931 minSeason 1Ep. 18

17 Face & Neck Lift, with Dr Rajv Grover

In today's episode we remember the time Fiona's daughter said something far less than complimentary about her neck, promoting her to seek the services of top surgeon Dr Rajiv Grover. Rajiv dropped into the clinic to talk to Maryam and Fiona about what he did in Fi's case, and we also learn what needs to be considered if anyone is contemplating a face lift: The dos, the don'ts, the warning signs that your surgeon doesn't have a patient's best interests at heart and the risks involved in such an i...

Oct 10, 201950 minSeason 1Ep. 17

16 Hair, with Nicola Clarke

In this episode John Frieda colourist Nicola Clarke is in the clinic to discuss all things hair with Fiona and Maryam. Nicola is at the very top of her field and what she doesn't know about colouring and styling hair just isn't worth knowing. As well as giving some great advice about selecting, maintaining and caring for colour, Nicola - who styles everyone from Kate Moss to Cate Blanchett - also shares some hair care secrets of the stars. We also hear about a new 'miracle' shampoo AND Fiona fin...

Oct 03, 201938 minSeason 1Ep. 16

15 Bladder & Incontinence With Tania Adib

In past episodes of The Guinea Pig, Fiona has been candid about a problem which affects a huge amount of women; that when she gets the urge to go to the toilet, she's unable to stop. So many of us suffer with different levels of incontinence , yet are too embarrassed to talk about it or get help. In this episode, Tania Adib joins Maryam and Fiona in the clinic to talk about the treatments she gave to Fiona to combat her lose bladder and then crucially, to find out if they had any effect. Fiona a...

Sep 26, 201935 minSeason 1Ep. 15

Coming Up in Ep 15: Can You Make Your Bladder Young Again?

In this snippet of the next episode of The Guinea Pig, we hear what happened when Fiona was treated by Tania Adib for a very personal issue with her bladder. Tania joins Maryam and Fiona in the clinic to talk about the treatment Fiona had - and what the results are. Tania also speaks about the many issues women of all ages can face with their bladders, often inhibiting a good quality of life and the lack of help and awareness available to those who suffer. The FULL episode will be available from...

Sep 22, 20195 min

14 Keeping The Glow Through Winter; With Amanda Harrington

As we leave the summer behind, Fiona and Maryam find out how to keep-hold of that sun-kissed glow into the autumn and winter months, as Amanda Harrington joins them in the clinic with her bag of tricks. Amanda takes us through her fascinating and inspiring story of how and why she developed her own self-tan range and we hear how it should be applied, who should wear which tone and why most tan products (including sprays) smells so awful... and why Amanda's doesn't. As always we hear honest anecd...

Sep 19, 201934 minSeason 1Ep. 14

13 Fasting For Health - The Safe Way.

In this episode Fiona and Maryam explore the world of fasting, vitamins, beauty rituals and wellness. The industry of detox and fasting is booming, but how can you do it safely and how does it affect different people? Both Fiona and Maryam tried the Prolon fast and had different thoughts and experiences. Plus, you'll hear how the experts look after mind, body and soul and pick-up some tips along the way. The Guinea Pig provides unbiased information to those who may be considering cosmetic surger...

Sep 12, 201937 minSeason 1Ep. 13

COMING UP in Ep 13: Fasting, Vitamins and Skin Care Rituals

In this snapshot of the next episode of The Guinea Pig, Fiona and Maryam explore the world of fasting, vitamins, beauty rituals and wellness. Hear how the experts look after mind, body and soul and pick-up some tips along the way. We also hear their contrasting experiences with using the Prolon fasting regimen. The Guinea Pig provides unbiased information to those who may be considering cosmetic surgery or even trialling a non-invasive treatment or product. We do not endorse the use of any produ...

Sep 05, 20196 min

12 All things Acne, with Dr Justine Hextall

In this episode, Maryam and Fiona welcome dermatologist Dr Justine Hextall to the clinic to talk all things spots and acne. As we know, spots seem to come in all shapes and sizes and can strike at the WORST moments, whilst a large proportion of people can be affected in such a way that it affects their mental health. Justine is on-hand to give advice on everything from rogue breakouts to full-blown acne, plus we learn why bottoms can get spotty, if toothpaste REALLY works on a zit and the best w...

Aug 29, 201943 minSeason 1Ep. 15

COMING Up in Ep 12: Acne with Dr Justine Hextall

In this taster of next week's episode, dermatologist Dr Justine Hextall pops into the clinic to talk to Maryam and Fiona about all things acne. Whether it's on your face, back - or your bottom - acne can be the cause of much embarrassment to those who suffer. What are the different kinds of spots? How can they be treated and does toothpaste really work? Listen to the full episode one week today! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Aug 22, 20196 min

11 The Eyes Have It & Skin Tag Removal

In this episode, Fiona once again 'keeps it in the family' when husband Robert comes along to the clinic to share his experiences of having an eye lid reduction. Many men of Robert's generation probably wouldn't consider having such procedures, for fear of being thought vain; But Maryam explains why performing this surgery on Robert was essential for a multitude of medical reasons. Plus, whilst he's in the clinic, Robert also has the pleasure of Maryam removing a skin-tag AND gets a stern lectur...

Aug 15, 201930 minSeason 1Ep. 11

COMING UP in Ep 11: Eyes, Skin Tags & A Lesson In Sun Screen

In this taster of next week's episode, it's another family affair for Fiona, as husband Robert drops into the clinic to talk about his experiences of eye lid surgery. Dr Maryam explains the reasons why getting this kind of procedure is necessary, rather than being an exercise in vanity, AND whilst he's there Robert gets a lesson in protecting skin from the sun and has a skin tag removed! Listen to the FULL episode a week today. The Guinea Pig provides unbiased information to those who may be con...

Aug 08, 20196 min

10 Vogue Beauty Editor Jess Diner

If anyone knows what's hot in the world of beauty, it's going to be the beauty editor of Vogue and the lady herself, Jess Diner gives some amazing advice and tips from Botox to minimise sweating to face masks and lasers it's all here. Plus some advice for pregnant listeners who may be wondering if they can still have a tweakment. The Guinea Pig provides unbiased information to those who may be considering cosmetic surgery or even trialling a non-invasive treatment or product. We do not endorse t...

Aug 01, 201929 minSeason 1Ep. 10

COMING UP ON EP 10: Vogue Beauty Editor, Jess Diner

If anyone knows what's hot in the world of beauty, it's going to be the beauty editor of Vogue and the lady herself, Jess Diner gives some amazing advice and tips in the next episode, out a week today - here's a snipped to wet the appetite. The Guinea Pig provides unbiased information to those who may be considering cosmetic surgery or even trialling a non-invasive treatment or product. We do not endorse the use of any product or procedure featured in this podcast and are not responsible for the...

Jul 25, 20194 min

9 Rosacea with Dr Alexis Granite & Bladder Update

In this episode we discover everything there is to know about rosacea, what it is, why we get it and how to treat it, with dermatologist Dr Alexis Granite. Rosacea can strike at any age and occur for a myriad of reasons, at varying degrees and many find it debilitating - as always The Guinea Pig is here to help. Plus Fiona gives us an update on the treatment she's looking into to help a weak bladder. The Guinea Pig provides unbiased information to those who may be considering cosmetic surgery or...

Jul 18, 201937 minSeason 1Ep. 9

COMING-UP in Ep 9: Rosacea & A Bladder Update

Rosacea can affect anyone at any time in their life and has a number of causes, so Fiona and Maryam invited Dr Alexis Granite into the clinic to talk about how and why it occurs and the best way to deal with it. Plus Fiona gives us an update on her bladder treatment. This is a trailer for the FULL episode which you can hear a week today. The Guinea Pig provides unbiased information to those who may be considering cosmetic surgery or even trialling a non-invasive treatment or product. We do not e...

Jul 11, 20196 min

8 Let's Hit The Beach - Getting Summer Ready

As this episode was recorded at the start of the summer Dr Maryam and Fiona tell us what they're doing to get summer ready. Can Botox remedy problems with sweat? Which fake tans are the best for getting you beach ready? And will fat freezing help you feel more confident in a bikini? The Guinea Pig provides unbiased information to those who may be considering cosmetic surgery or even trialling a non-invasive treatment or product. We do not endorse the use of any product or procedure featured in t...

Jul 04, 201930 minSeason 1Ep. 8

COMING UP in Ep 8: Getting summer ready

In this taste of episode 8, we hear what have Fiona and Dr Maryam been doing to get summer ready. How can you combat sweaty armpits and what are the best fake tans on the market? Here's a glimpse of things to come... FULL EPISODE AVAILABLE A WEEK TODAY. The Guinea Pig provides unbiased information to those who may be considering cosmetic surgery or even trialling a non-invasive treatment or product. We do not endorse the use of any product or procedure featured in this podcast and are not respon...

Jun 27, 20194 min

7 Mother Nose Best?

This episode sees Fiona get rather emotional as her daughter, Molly sits in The Guinea Pig chair. Molly has been unhappy with her nose for as long as she can remember, despite Fiona's belief that it's perfect and should be left alone. Now Molly has grown-up she's decided to come to the clinic and see if there's anything Dr Maryam can suggest. Spoiler alert: Molly gets her way and we hear what Maryam does to change the shape of her nose right before her mother's eyes. You can see the results for ...

Jun 20, 201919 minEp. 7
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