On this week's episode we're hanging out in Lifetime movie channel world. We're dealing with a woman coming back to get revenge confusingly on a family in A Daughter's Deception. Also on this episode, Suesie recalls a bully's hairstyle. Frank explains the effects of kryptonite. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes and Spotify E-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Teen Girl Talk's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/realteengirltalk/ ...
Jul 15, 2025•57 min
On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, we're covering M3gan 2.0 where she's looking to take down a different violent robot. Things get fun. Also on this episode, Suesie marvels at the understanding of Batman's villains. Frank explains an episode of Star Trek. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes and Spotify E-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Teen Girl Talk's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/realteengirltalk/ Frank's writing ...
Jul 02, 2025•1 hr 3 min
On this week's episode we're dealing with the not so much rock as we are hip-hop/pop Camp Rock. We're going to deal with Tess throwing some class trash nonsense around and Shane Grey being a brat. Also on this episode, Suesie gets confounded by Mitchy's father's job. Frank tries to explain Yakuza to Suesie. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes and Spotify E-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Teen Girl Talk's Instagram: https://www.in...
Jun 29, 2025•55 min
(Trigger warning: Homophobia, transphobia, conversion camps) On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, we're heading to the worst camp with the best people. We're covering But I'm a Cheerleader. Also on this episode Suesie calls out Frank's blatant slander against the Twilight fandom. Frank calls out Christian Grey for being terrible. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes and Spotify E-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Teen Girl Talk...
Jun 19, 2025•43 min
Trigger warning: Sexual assault, suicide, murder, parental death, parental abuse, partner abuse On this week's episode we're finishing the rest of Pretty Little Liars: Summer School. These girls need a vacation so bad, too bad they're getting attempted murder all over the place. And actualized murder. Also on this episode, Suesie demands another professional to be disbarred. Frank demands that Johnny be added to the list of good guys and he should also be allowed to go on vacation. Intro and out...
Jun 11, 2025•58 min
(Trigger Warning: Sexual abuse, parental death, suicide, child abuse, child loss, violence) This week on Teen Girl Talk, the new batch of Pretty Little Liars is just trying to have hot girl summer while a new killer wants to make it dead girl summer. Also on this episode, Suesie asks about haunted macaroni. Frank imagines prankster Jesus. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes and Spotify E-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Teen Girl ...
Jun 04, 2025•1 hr 7 min
(Trigger warning: death of a child, incels) On this week's episode, we're covering a similar but not so simliar movie to Totally Killer where instead of a girl going back to the 80s, save her mom's friends, a young girl goes back to the 00's to save her sister. But it barely matters. Also on this episode, Suesie makes fun of Frank for explaining anitmatter. Frank imagines a better movie. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl. Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes and Spotify E-mail: re...
May 29, 2025•1 hr
On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, we're covering the Valentine's Day horror film, Heart Eyes for Murder May. Beware couples. Also on this episode, Suesie talks about her Heart Eyes proof Valentine's day. Frank tries to explain Degrassi to Suesie. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes and Spotify E-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Teen Girl Talk's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/realteengirltalk/ Frank's writing website:...
May 21, 2025•1 hr
On this week's episode we're hanging out with the popular people and fearing for our lives as Brittany Foster tries to get the attention of a tennis coach through murder. Also on this episode Suesie thinks that Brittany needs to be murdering for more. Frank tries to muster sympathy for rich idiots. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl. Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes and Spotify E-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Teen Girl Talk's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/realteengirl...
May 11, 2025•1 hr 5 min
On this week's episode we're covering a bunch of scenes that purport themselves to be a movie. That's right, we're doing Horse Camp: A Love Tail. Also on this episode, Suesie wonders if Mrs. Jessica is a ghost. Frank doesn't understand what the camp cook's deal is. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes and Spotify E-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Teen Girl Talk's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/realteengirltalk/ Frank's writi...
Apr 30, 2025•55 min
On this week's episode, we're talking about the movie, Useless. Where Jessie starts to recover from the loss of her mother with a horse that is kind of giving a cameo appearance, named Lucky. Also on this episode Suesie calls out Frank for misprouncing billionaire's names. Frank imagines Kenzie hunting Mothra. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes and Spotify E-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Teen Girl Talk's Instagram: https://www...
Apr 23, 2025•1 hr
On this week's episode we're covering Apple of My Eye a movie where a young girl loses her sight and opts out of getting a guide dog instead uses a tiny horse named Apple. Also on this episode, Suesie calls out the use of an Apple doll. Frank is confounded by audio issues. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes and Spotify E-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Teen Girl Talk's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/realteengirltalk/ Frank...
Apr 19, 2025•1 hr 2 min
(Trigger warnings: Violence, animal abuse, Greed, parental death) On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, we're dealing with father-daughter relationships and the deaths of mythical animals. That's right, it's Death of a Unicorn. Also on this episode Suesie calls out poor IV usage. Frank pushes through talking about Supernatural. Intro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Outro is I Was Born(a Unicorn) by the Unicorns. Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes and Spotify E-mail: realte...
Apr 02, 2025•56 min
Trigger warning: self-harm(27:21-32:48) On this week's episode, we're covering the new film, Novacaine, which had some teens in it in the background, we promise. Also, on this episode Suesie falsely accuses Dr. House and gaslights Frank no matter what she says. Frank mentions tempura hands. Intro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Outro is Novacane by Beck. Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes and Spotify E-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Teen Girl Talk's Instagram: https://www.in...
Mar 26, 2025•59 min
On this week's episode we're sitting down with Alexandra Lacey, director of the documentary The Twister: Caught in the Storm. The documentary shows the survivors of the Joplin tornado that struck on May 22, 2011. The documentary comes out on March 19th, 2025. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Alexandra Lacey can be found on her instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lacey_docs/?hl=en Own the Awk can be found at: https://owntheawk.org/
Mar 18, 2025•23 min
On this very special episode, Frank sits down with three folks from Meet Cute in Manhattan! We got Terence Chen(writer/actor), Karen Morey(writer/director) and Kendall Leary(actress)! They were so nice to talk to and we were so happy to have them. Their movie comes out on March 28th! They can be found in the following places: Terence Chen Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mr.terencechen/ Website: https://terencechen.com/ Kendall Leary Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thekendallgrace/?hl=e...
Mar 17, 2025•28 min
On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, it's a terrible time in a spooky mansion before a wedding. Forbes is here to switch some bodies and then everything goes nuts. Also on this episode, Suesie shops for some jewelry. Frank imagines eating a puppet. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes and Spotify E-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Teen Girl Talk's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/realteengirltalk/ Frank's writing website: ...
Mar 15, 2025•58 min
On this episode, we think we're getting a girl sleuth movie but instead it's a deep drama. It's Turtles All the Way Down. Also on this episode, Suesie tries to figure out the origins of Shadoozy. Frank envisions a new way forward for Kitchen Nightmares. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes and Spotify E-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Teen Girl Talk's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/realteengirltalk/ Frank's writing website: ...
Mar 05, 2025•59 min
On this week's episode the mutants are younger but still feel middle aged somehow. It's X-men evolution this time around. Also on this episode, Suesie makes the case for Magneto. Frank identifies objects in his apartment. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. The Shadow Latinas video: https://youtu.be/JgJ8ahGQl3s?si=s7Ua_MNalLJRt-_O Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes and Spotify E-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Teen Girl Talk's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/...
Feb 26, 2025•54 min
We sat down to talk to AJ Whitney to talk to her about her new novel, Sovereign! It is a great dystopian horror novel and we talked about its origins and danced around a lot of the spoilers in it. AJ was charming and wonderful to talk to. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. AJ can be found in the following places: Website: https://ajwhitneybooks.com/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/aj.thewriter TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@ajwhitneybooks Threads: https://www.threads.net/@aj.the...
Feb 25, 2025•26 min
Trigger warnings: racism, suicide, institutionalization, medical malpractice, assault, parental death On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, we watch a bummer of a missed opportunity called The New Mutants. Also on this episode, Suesie considers too many purple Marvel characters. Frank has to answer questions about various mutants. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes and Spotify E-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Teen Girl Talk...
Feb 19, 2025•1 hr 3 min
On this week's episode we're covering the resurrection of the 90s X-men cartoon, X-men '97! This show is so good and Magneto is so yoked. Also on this episode, Suesie is confounded by Bishop. Frank drops so much lore, he's basically the Silmarillon. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Previously on X-men: https://youtu.be/t-K1D8y_Pxs?si=EJHQO2JdISNN16wl Batman Can't Fly: https://youtu.be/Unl8l8VdONw?si=qqJK3Q5ewg35AOWw Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes and Spotify...
Feb 12, 2025•1 hr 5 min
On this week's episode, we're finishing up season 1 of Goosebumps. Things are going to get puppety. I can't believe spell check didn't throw up any protests to puppety. Also on this episode, Suesie prepares for her endgame with your mama jokes. Frank talks about himbos and ghosts. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes and Spotify E-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Teen Girl Talk's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/realteengirltal...
Feb 07, 2025•51 min
On this week's episode, we were lucky to sit down with the actress Jayden Bartels who plays Cece Brewer on Goosebumps season 2! We then talk about the first three episodes of this very good series. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Jayden can be found in the following places: Jayden's Instagram Jayden's Spotify Jayden's Youtube Jayden's TikTok Her website Where we're at: Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes and Spotify E-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Teen Girl T...
Jan 29, 2025•1 hr 15 min
We're finishing up the first season of XO, Kitty this week on Teen Girl Talk and things are getting complicated. Professor Lee remains a jerk. Also on this episode Suesie defends Bella Swan. Frank subtweets Bella Swan. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes E-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Teen Girl Talk's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/realteengirltalk/ Frank's writing website: franklincota.com Suesie's Instagram: https://ww...
Jan 24, 2025•59 min
On this week's episode, there are so many people trying to find love and happiness at KISS. One of them is Kitty from the To All the Boys trilogy of movies. Will she find love? Will Dae ever be able to tell her the truth? Will Kitty's terrible roommate get a battle royale? We don't know. It's only the first four episodes. Also on this episode, Suesie finds out Frank's dating preferences based off of Boba Fett. Frank has been broken by Pretty Little Liars and can't stop chasing shadows. Intro and...
Jan 15, 2025•1 hr 2 min
Trigger warnings: Bullying, self harm, suicide, sexual assault, parental abuse, grooming adjacent, drug use, abuse of power, corruption Things ratchet up incredibly to a horrifying finale. That's what's happening on this week's episodes of Pretty Little Liars: Original Sin. Also on this episode, Suesie calls out bad parent date etiquette. Frank extolls the virtues of preying mantises. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes E-mail: re...
Jan 09, 2025•1 hr 12 min
Trigger warnings: Sexual assault, bullying, drug use, bad parents, suicide, violence, parental death, self harm, teen pregnancy, grooming, scarring, invasive surgery, racism On this week's episode, we're covering another three episodes of Pretty Little Liars: Original Sin season 1. Things are heating up for the Liars as they try and solve the mystery and head to Rosewood to spend the mortgage money. A whole lot of other things happen. Also on this episode, Suesie discovers the Riverdale/Rosewood...
Jan 02, 2025•1 hr 11 min
On this week's extra credit, Frank is going to explain Superwholock to Suesie. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. We have shirts! Find them here: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-girl-talk-podcast Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes E-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Teen Girl Talk's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/realteengirltalk/ Frank's writing website: franklincota.com Suesie's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/susieboboozy/ Frank's Instagram: htt...
Dec 28, 2024•33 min
We're heading home for the holidays on this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk as we cover Sweethearts. A movie about friendship, community and coming up with plans to break up with your significant others. Also on this episode, Suesie makes several corrections. Frank comes up with new grammaer. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. We have shirts! Find them here: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-girl-talk-podcast Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes E-mail: realtee...
Dec 18, 2024•57 min
