On this week, Suesie refuses to watch our live action anime nonsense and leaves Dil and Frank to cover the first two episodes of Gokusen. It is a fun trip back to school. Also on this episode, Frank loves anime where spaceships punch each other. Dil loves dubbed anime like a true weeb. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes and Spotify E-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Teen Girl Talk's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/realteengi...
Jun 26, 2026•1 hr
Trigger warnings: Drug use, kidnapping, sexual assault, murder, violence, arson On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, we're finishing the last three episodes of A Good Girl's Guide to Murder season 2. Pip is hard at work trying to find Jamie Reynolds and things are going to get worse from there. Also on this episode Suesie talks about her justifiable rage. Frank realizes he's said something incriminating. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Please rate, review and subscribe to the ...
Jun 17, 2026•57 min
Trigger warnings: Sexual Assault, murder, age gap relationships, power imbalanced relationships, imprisonment, drug use, kidnapping On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk we're covering the first three episodes of season 2 of A Good Girl's Guide to Murder. Pip needs to solve a missing persons case and it would be a lot more helpful if everyone would just turn over their incriminating photos. Also on this episode, Suesie expresses her hatred for the horse crime of giving them human hands. Frank...
Jun 11, 2026•1 hr 2 min
On this week's episode, we're heading through the wall and into the Backrooms. A very good but too scary movie for Frank. Also on this episode, Suesie calls out Frank for not recognizing Willem Dafoe's tentacles. Frank makes so many mistakes on this episode including calling Clark's employee Keith when his name is Bobby and that it was actually Radioheads Ok Computer that came out in 1997. Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes and Spotify E-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Teen...
Jun 04, 2026•59 min
So, we couldn't do Obsession because bad stuff happened to a cat in that movie. Instead, we started watching an on fire trash can called Mortal Kombat 2. It's a somewhat interesting on fire trash can though. Also on this episode, Suesie is annoyed by how many characters are getting introduced in the last ten minutes. Frank can't say the word katana anymore. Thanks suicide squad. Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes and Spotify E-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Teen Girl Talk'...
May 21, 2026•1 hr 3 min
On this week's extra credit, Suesie sat down with Meredith Walker about her new book "Be Yourself and Other Bad Advice". It was a lovely chat and you can find the book and Meredith at the links below. The publisher's website: https://www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/meredith-walker/be-yourself-and-other-bad-advice/9781523525034/?lens=workman-kids Her Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/meredeetch/ Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes and Spotify E-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail...
May 16, 2026•16 min
Trigger warnings: Drugged against your will, attempted sexual assault, violence, murder On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, we talk about a lot of things. And sometimes we talk about Pretty Lethal. Also on this episode, Suesie talks about what it's like to be on the subway with the Joker or any other problematic couple. Frank imagines a world where he remakes Hatchet. Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes and Spotify E-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Teen Girl Talk's Ins...
May 14, 2026•1 hr 1 min
On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, we're covering the continuing journeys of Windstorm and Mika. This time there's a unicorn(not really), Windstorm is injured(kind of) and the ranch is in danger(fanfiction resolution). Also on this episode, Suesie invents an Animorph based tongue twister. Frank wants to know whether your loyalties lie with the flat feet or the hooved ones. The intro and outro is The Messenger by Silent Partner. Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes and S...
Apr 29, 2026•1 hr 3 min
We're covering the best horse movie we've seen in our three Neighprils. We got an unruly horse. We got a young girl discovering her love of horses. We got a grandma that wants to turn said horse into sausage. Wait what? Also on this episode Suesie gets teary-eyed watching horses run. Frank gets teary-eyed watching horses jump. Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes and Spotify E-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Teen Girl Talk's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/realteengirlta...
Apr 22, 2026•1 hr 2 min
I sat down with the author of a great new vampire novel called Thrall, Rebecca Mahoney! We discussed her book as well as horror movies and whether we would want to be werewolves or vampires. It was lovely. Her Website: https://www.rebeccamahoneybooks.com/ Her Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cafecliche/ Thrall on Penguin's Website: https://www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/804038/thrall-by-rebecca-mahoney/ Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes and Spotify E-mail: realteengir...
Apr 21, 2026•23 min
In this movie there's a proposterously named horse called Pumpkin Spice but don't worry you won't be seeing much of him or his rider, Gracie. Instead, we're going to focus on this dad. Also on this episode, Suesie is confused by Emily the banker. Frank imagines the regrets that pumpkin spice has. Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes and Spotify E-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Teen Girl Talk's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/realteengirltalk/ Frank's writing website: fr...
Apr 15, 2026•53 min
We sat down with author R.S.K. Archer about her new book, The Rip's Mark! Out now wherever you get your books. R.S.K. Archer's Website: https://rskarcher.com/ R.S.K. Archer's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/r.s.k.archer/ The Rip's Mark on Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/Rips-Mark-R-S-Archer/dp/1803783273 The Rip's Mark at Barnes and Noble: https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-rips-mark-r-s-k-archer/1148576502?ean=9781803783277 Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes and Spoti...
Apr 10, 2026•23 min
Why did we go so much into talking about Smokin' Aces?! Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes and Spotify E-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Teen Girl Talk's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/realteengirltalk/ Frank's writing website: franklincota.com Suesie's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/susieboboozy/ Frank's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/siriwouldchallenge/ Frank’s YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJcUtt...
Apr 04, 2026•1 hr 1 min
On this week's episode, we're getting into the drama with Kenna, Ledger, Diem and the rest for Reminders of Him. A movie that pushes no envelopes and does nothing. Also on this episode Suesie imagines Ledger running a boring cult. Frank is away at football making a Myspace. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes and Spotify E-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Teen Girl Talk's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/realteengirltalk/ Fran...
Mar 25, 2026•58 min
We're sitting down for the second time with the author of Sovereign and its sequel, Elysium, A.J. Whitney! Elysium is out now! Go buy it! And Sovereign! Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. A.J's website: https://ajwhitneybooks.com/ Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes and Spotify E-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Teen Girl Talk's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/realteengirltalk/ Frank's writing website: franklincota.com Suesie's Instagram: https://www.instagram...
Mar 19, 2026•34 min
Trigger warnings: Alcoholism, child abuse, violence, kidnapping, child exploitation, abuse of boundaries On this week's episode we're covering the horror movie, Weapons. A really well made but horrifying movie that feels four hours long because it's tenser than a bungee cable. Also on this episode, Suesie is disappointed in Matthew. Frank looks up ninja runs. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes and Spotify E-mail: realteengirltalk...
Mar 18, 2026•1 hr 10 min
On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk we watched Scream 7. It was meh. Also on this episode, Suesie doesn't think that Captain America can read. Frank brings up Ghostface's Batman rules. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes and Spotify E-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Teen Girl Talk's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/realteengirltalk/ Frank's writing website: franklincota.com Suesie's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/s...
Mar 07, 2026•52 min
For this week's episode, we're sitting down with Charlotte Slater who recently wrote a wonderful book called Her Realm of Night! She was lovely to speak with and her book was amazing. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/charstarbooks/ Her Website: https://charlotteslater24.wixsite.com/charlotte-slater-aut?utm_source=ig&utm_medium=social&utm_content=link_in_bio&fbclid=PAZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAc3J0YwZhcHBfaWQMMjU2MjgxMDQwNTU4AAGnG_jXWqSWZBW2x68TQ...
Feb 27, 2026•24 min
On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, we're heading to Wuthering Heights where everything is cold and sucks. The movie is good but man, I don't want to live there. Also on this episode, Suesie complains about height differences. Frank has a terrible idea. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes and Spotify E-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Teen Girl Talk's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/realteengirltalk/ Frank's writing web...
Feb 14, 2026•1 hr 12 min
For the first week of Frank's month we're covering the wonderfully sweet show, Heartstopper. Will Nick and Charlie get together? We sure hope so. Also on this episode, Suesie asks about Banjo-Kazooie. Frank thinks the show is making interesting choices based off his own stupidity. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes and Spotify E-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Teen Girl Talk's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/realteengirltal...
Feb 04, 2026•56 min
We're finishing up the beautiful series, Heated Rivalry this week. Things come to a head for Ilya and Shane and it ends somewhere beautiful. Also on this episode, Suesie can't rely on Rihanna. Frank makes a comparison. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes and Spotify E-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Teen Girl Talk's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/realteengirltalk/ Frank's writing website: franklincota.com Suesie's Instagram...
Jan 29, 2026•56 min
On this week's episode, we're talking about the first three episodes of Heated Rivalry. A beautiful show about love between hockey players. Also on this episode, Suesie gives a wig update. Frank uses the word culminate a bunch. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes and Spotify E-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Teen Girl Talk's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/realteengirltalk/ Frank's writing website: franklincota.com Suesie's ...
Jan 22, 2026•58 min
We're continuing our third tour of Hawkins in this week's episode. Also on this episode, Suesie talks about proper Broadway etiquette. Frank asks Suesie to stop revealing his darkest secrets. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes and Spotify E-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Teen Girl Talk's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/realteengirltalk/ Frank's writing website: franklincota.com Suesie's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com...
Jan 15, 2026•1 hr 1 min
We're heading back for summer fun to Hawkins, Indiana. Also there's some strange stuff happening. As is the wont seemingly of Hawkins. Also on this episodes, Suesie hopes someone will stop wishing ill on nana. Frank admires Robin Buckley. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes and Spotify E-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Teen Girl Talk's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/realteengirltalk/ Frank's writing website: franklincota.co...
Jan 06, 2026•46 min
Trigger warning: Sexual assault, spousal violence, emotional abuse, gaslighting, imprisonment, violence, financial abuse On this week's episode, we're heading into the world of the Housemaid. It is a wild ride from start to finish. Major spoilers for the movie and book. Also on this episode, Susie is concerned about quiche. Frank wonders if Nina is the white power ranger. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes and Spotify E-mail: rea...
Dec 28, 2025•1 hr 6 min
On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, we're on patrol with Judy and Nick in Zootopia 2. Also on this episode, Suesie calls out Frank for her lies. Frank compares Zootopia to Silent Hill. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes and Spotify E-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Teen Girl Talk's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/realteengirltalk/ Frank's writing website: franklincota.com Suesie's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/...
Dec 21, 2025•53 min
On this week's Teen Girl Talk, we're covering the sequel to Five Night's at Freddy's. Should be great for the fans, less so for the uninitiated. Also on this episode, Suesie loses it at fake Brad Pitt pics. Frank gets offended by Suesie. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes and Spotify E-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Teen Girl Talk's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/realteengirltalk/ Frank's writing website: franklincota.com...
Dec 12, 2025•1 hr 2 min
On this week's episode, a whole crew has assembled to cover Wicked For Good! We got Frank's friend, Kia and Suesie's husband, Dil! Plus, you know the two usual dunces, Suesie and Frank. Also on this episode, Suesie feels strongly about the Wizard's animal management. Frank admits to being a sleepy boy. Dil is also a sleepy boy. Kia brings that hot Oz info. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes and Spotify E-mail: realteengirltalk@gm...
Dec 02, 2025•1 hr 39 min
On this week's episode we're dealing with another Miley Cyrus vehicle that is about pianos and dads and such. It's the Last Song(2010). Also on this episode Suesie points out more medical problems. Frank can't buy Legos. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes and Spotify E-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Teen Girl Talk's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/realteengirltalk/ Frank's writing website: franklincota.com Suesie's Instagr...
Nov 25, 2025•1 hr 4 min
On this week's episode, we cover a bunch of scenes that somehow call themselves a movie. It's LOL starring Miley Cyrus and Demi Moore. Both of them deserved better than this movie. We deserved better as a country. Also on this episode, Suesie reveals that D.A.R.E was a pyramid scheme. Frank has been so confounded by this movie it might as well be a status effect. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes and Spotify E-mail: realteengirl...
Nov 20, 2025•1 hr 15 min
