Trigger warnings: Suicide, violence, stalking, kidnapping, incel content, misogyny On his episode of Teen Girl Talk, we're covering the last three episodes of Red Rose that have disappointed us to no end. Also on this episode, Suesie is angry about tranq darts. Frank wishes it was ghosts. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes and Spotify E-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Teen Girl Talk's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/realtee...
Nov 12, 2025•44 min
(Trigger warning: Suicide, death of a child, abusive relationships) On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, we're covering the next three episodes of Red Rose. The plot thickens as Red Rose closes in on our heroes. Also on this episode, Suesie is upset by a terrible party. Frank is upset by Antony's ill advised hookup locations. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes and Spotify E-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Teen Girl Talk's I...
Nov 06, 2025•50 min
On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, a rogue app is causing problems for some English teens. It's episodes 1-2 of Red Rose. Also on this episode, Suesie believes it's just a hacker or a person. Frank places his full bets on ghosts. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes and Spotify E-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Teen Girl Talk's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/realteengirltalk/ Frank's writing website: franklincota.com ...
Oct 29, 2025•57 min
On this week's Teen Girl Talk, we're looking at a slog of a movie called When a Stranger Calls. Thrill as a girl wanders around a giant house. Marvel as she gets a popsicle. Also on this episode, Suesie calls out anti-black cat propaganda. Frank calls out bad exposition. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes and Spotify E-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Teen Girl Talk's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/realteengirltalk/ Frank's...
Oct 21, 2025•52 min
On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk because we're covering the last two episodes of season 2 of Wednesday as well as Tron: Ares because there was some confusion about what we were doing this week and we need to talk about that garbage heap of a movie. Also on this episode, Suesie does not care for Francoise and Isaac's relationship. Frank can hear the typing of a thousand fanfiction writers. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTune...
Oct 13, 2025•59 min
On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, we're heading back to Nevermore Academy to catch back up with Wednesday and her crew. Alson this episode, Suesie calls out Lex Luthor is terrible at his one job. Frank calls out Arkham Asylum's security policies. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes and Spotify E-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Teen Girl Talk's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/realteengirltalk/ Frank's writing website:...
Oct 06, 2025•54 min
On this week's episode we're dealing with way more boardwalk than anyone can handle. Also Suesie is exasperated by the love triangle. Frank is horrified by Suesie's lack of Avatar knowledge. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes and Spotify E-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Teen Girl Talk's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/realteengirltalk/ Frank's writing website: franklincota.com Suesie's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/...
Oct 01, 2025•1 hr 13 min
On this week's episode we're dealing with some of the sadder episodes of The Summer I Turned Pretty. A lot has happened in the year since we've seen Belly and the boys. Also on this episode, Suesie calls out classism amongst the characters. Frank malfunctions and flashes back to the Kissing Booth trilogy. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes and Spotify E-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Teen Girl Talk's Instagram: https://www.inst...
Sep 22, 2025•58 min
On this week's episode this summer is coming to a close for Belly and the rest of the boys and so much stuff is happening. There are far fewer crimes but more sadness this time around. Also on this episode Suesie struggles to care about Star Wars(she doesn't struggle at all). Frank is way too hard on Taylor(not that one). Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes and Spotify E-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Teen Girl Talk's Instagram:...
Sep 16, 2025•59 min
On this week's episode, we're covering three more episodes of The Summer I Turned Pretty. In these episodes, Belly Conklin is going to ruin just about everything. Also some moms are going to get high and make out with dudes. Also on this episode, Suesie points out that Frank can't write Laura Jean style love letters at his age. Frank points out Belly's greatest crime. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes and Spotify E-mail: realtee...
Sep 08, 2025•1 hr 1 min
Just a brief announcement about what's happening this week. Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes and Spotify E-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Teen Girl Talk's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/realteengirltalk/ Frank's writing website: franklincota.com Suesie's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/susieboboozy/ Frank's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/siriwouldchallenge/ Frank’s YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJcUttxP0ujvc6HXBz-4kIw Frank's Book: https://bo...
Sep 04, 2025•23 sec
On this week's episode we're sitting down with Celine Domenech and Paul Newman for a discussion about their wonderful new book. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Celine and Paul's Website: https://theshadowofphaedrus.com/ Buy the book on Barnes and Noble: https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-dead-shadow-celine-domenech/1147917654 Buy the book on Amazon: https://a.co/d/hEo0pgp Buy it on Fable: https://fable.co/book/the-dead-shadow-by-celine-domenech-9781803783123#about Please rate, re...
Aug 25, 2025•27 min
On this week's episode we're switching it up between four different folks for Freakier Friday! A sequel that we honestly can't figure out why it was made. Also on this episode, Suesie has certain expectations fo her husband. Frank talks about what's required of pop stars in this society. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes and Spotify E-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Teen Girl Talk's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/realteen...
Aug 18, 2025•1 hr 5 min
On this week's episode we're heading back to Nevermore Academy for season 2 of Wednesday. There's more mystery! More shocking twists! More of Gomez and Morticia! Also on this episode, Suesie finds a feminist in a zombie. Frank talks about dangerous bike riding practices. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes and Spotify E-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Teen Girl Talk's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/realteengirltalk/ Frank's...
Aug 11, 2025•59 min
Sinners Spoilers: 44:21- 45:00 The Polyglot Guy: https://www.youtube.com/@xiaomanyc/videos The KPop video Frank was talking about with the cool dancing: https://youtu.be/_mkiGMtbrPM?si=Zta4gWO9opQCKpZt The bow off: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/FbiZRfzTSgA On this week's episode we're covering KPop Demon Hunters! A fun movie about three girls that can sing, dance and kill all demons. Also on this episode, Suesie doesn't understand enemies to lovers. Frank is way too into the demon boy band. Int...
Aug 05, 2025•59 min
Trigger warning: Self Harm- 34:45-35:40 On this week's episode, we're leaving North Carolina for Colorado. Somehow the I Know What You Did Last Summer killer is there. Why? Who knows. How? That's an even more confusing question. Also on this episode, Suesie describes how bad ancient cell phones were. Frank is doesn't know how this killer did all of this. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes and Spotify E-mail: realteengirltalk@gmai...
Jul 28, 2025•58 min
On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, we're covering the new I Know What You Did Last Summer! This one has the same bunch of jerks with their edges smoothed off sending someone to their death off of Reaper's Curve and a bunch of the old jerks coming back again. Also on this episode, Suesie talks about how her cat is a bully. Frank points out some plot holes. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes and Spotify E-mail: realteengirlt...
Jul 21, 2025•1 hr 7 min
On this week's episode we're hanging out in Lifetime movie channel world. We're dealing with a woman coming back to get revenge confusingly on a family in A Daughter's Deception. Also on this episode, Suesie recalls a bully's hairstyle. Frank explains the effects of kryptonite. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes and Spotify E-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Teen Girl Talk's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/realteengirltalk/ ...
Jul 15, 2025•57 min
On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, we're covering M3gan 2.0 where she's looking to take down a different violent robot. Things get fun. Also on this episode, Suesie marvels at the understanding of Batman's villains. Frank explains an episode of Star Trek. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes and Spotify E-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Teen Girl Talk's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/realteengirltalk/ Frank's writing ...
Jul 02, 2025•1 hr 3 min
On this week's episode we're dealing with the not so much rock as we are hip-hop/pop Camp Rock. We're going to deal with Tess throwing some class trash nonsense around and Shane Grey being a brat. Also on this episode, Suesie gets confounded by Mitchy's father's job. Frank tries to explain Yakuza to Suesie. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes and Spotify E-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Teen Girl Talk's Instagram: https://www.in...
Jun 29, 2025•55 min
(Trigger warning: Homophobia, transphobia, conversion camps) On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, we're heading to the worst camp with the best people. We're covering But I'm a Cheerleader. Also on this episode Suesie calls out Frank's blatant slander against the Twilight fandom. Frank calls out Christian Grey for being terrible. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes and Spotify E-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Teen Girl Talk...
Jun 19, 2025•43 min
Trigger warning: Sexual assault, suicide, murder, parental death, parental abuse, partner abuse On this week's episode we're finishing the rest of Pretty Little Liars: Summer School. These girls need a vacation so bad, too bad they're getting attempted murder all over the place. And actualized murder. Also on this episode, Suesie demands another professional to be disbarred. Frank demands that Johnny be added to the list of good guys and he should also be allowed to go on vacation. Intro and out...
Jun 11, 2025•58 min
(Trigger Warning: Sexual abuse, parental death, suicide, child abuse, child loss, violence) This week on Teen Girl Talk, the new batch of Pretty Little Liars is just trying to have hot girl summer while a new killer wants to make it dead girl summer. Also on this episode, Suesie asks about haunted macaroni. Frank imagines prankster Jesus. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes and Spotify E-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Teen Girl ...
Jun 04, 2025•1 hr 7 min
(Trigger warning: death of a child, incels) On this week's episode, we're covering a similar but not so simliar movie to Totally Killer where instead of a girl going back to the 80s, save her mom's friends, a young girl goes back to the 00's to save her sister. But it barely matters. Also on this episode, Suesie makes fun of Frank for explaining anitmatter. Frank imagines a better movie. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl. Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes and Spotify E-mail: re...
May 29, 2025•1 hr
On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, we're covering the Valentine's Day horror film, Heart Eyes for Murder May. Beware couples. Also on this episode, Suesie talks about her Heart Eyes proof Valentine's day. Frank tries to explain Degrassi to Suesie. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes and Spotify E-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Teen Girl Talk's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/realteengirltalk/ Frank's writing website:...
May 21, 2025•1 hr
On this week's episode we're hanging out with the popular people and fearing for our lives as Brittany Foster tries to get the attention of a tennis coach through murder. Also on this episode Suesie thinks that Brittany needs to be murdering for more. Frank tries to muster sympathy for rich idiots. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl. Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes and Spotify E-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Teen Girl Talk's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/realteengirl...
May 11, 2025•1 hr 5 min
On this week's episode we're covering a bunch of scenes that purport themselves to be a movie. That's right, we're doing Horse Camp: A Love Tail. Also on this episode, Suesie wonders if Mrs. Jessica is a ghost. Frank doesn't understand what the camp cook's deal is. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes and Spotify E-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Teen Girl Talk's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/realteengirltalk/ Frank's writi...
Apr 30, 2025•55 min
On this week's episode, we're talking about the movie, Useless. Where Jessie starts to recover from the loss of her mother with a horse that is kind of giving a cameo appearance, named Lucky. Also on this episode Suesie calls out Frank for misprouncing billionaire's names. Frank imagines Kenzie hunting Mothra. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes and Spotify E-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Teen Girl Talk's Instagram: https://www...
Apr 23, 2025•1 hr
On this week's episode we're covering Apple of My Eye a movie where a young girl loses her sight and opts out of getting a guide dog instead uses a tiny horse named Apple. Also on this episode, Suesie calls out the use of an Apple doll. Frank is confounded by audio issues. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes and Spotify E-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Teen Girl Talk's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/realteengirltalk/ Frank...
Apr 19, 2025•1 hr 2 min
(Trigger warnings: Violence, animal abuse, Greed, parental death) On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, we're dealing with father-daughter relationships and the deaths of mythical animals. That's right, it's Death of a Unicorn. Also on this episode Suesie calls out poor IV usage. Frank pushes through talking about Supernatural. Intro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Outro is I Was Born(a Unicorn) by the Unicorns. Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes and Spotify E-mail: realte...
Apr 02, 2025•56 min
